/got/ general

>Duncan, I dreamt I was old

One of the most heart-shattering lines the entire series, to be honest.

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LOL

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>You will never be Arya Stark and have a nine foot vertical

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/ss/

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Within ten years GOT will be remade as anime

Screenshot this

Myrcella Baratheon!

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Nth for having a small hope the books will ever be finished even though it just feels more unlikely with each passing day.

>D-DABID.. WHAT IF. WHAT IF ARYA KILLS THE KNIGHT KING? RED WOMAN SAID SHE CLOSES BLUE EYES, WIGHT WALKERS ARE BLUE EYED, WE FINALLY FOUND IT, ARYA WINS THE WAR DABID, SHE EXECUTES WHITE WALKIES
>DAN IT'S GREEN EYES TOO, CERSEI AND JAIME HAVE THEM, SHE KILLS CERSEI
i can imagine this phonecall happening in late 2017

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I loved everything about it.

D&D really fucking nailed it and Miguel Sapochnik just sang his greatest song. The cinematography, the composition, scripting, long shots, all the lighting details, everything was dead.fucking.on.

I think this might have been one of the best episodes of television I've ever seen, certainly the best episode of GoT. The pacing, the subtlety, it really showed. The amount of craftsmanship that went into this was incredible, and it was visible. There was genuinely so much artistic flourish done so well, I was in awe at what I was watching from beginning to end.

To everyone complaining about Arya killing the night king etc., read the books you are expecting some bullshit fairytale and time and time again this story has to prove to you that it is not that story.

Jon being pinned and relatively meaningless throughout the fight is exactly GRRM's style. My faith in D&D has been renewed by this episode. Foreshadowing being incorrect, all of that, this is so much of what this story always has been. Even in the books, there is SO much foreshadowing that proves incorrect, it's REAL. We choose to ignore all the false signs after the fact and finding the foreshadowing that came true as poignant, thoughtful and amazing, but this is akin to the old spammers from forever ago who used to guess at stocks and then only e-mail the people they were correct to, and try again until they ended up at 16 people who got 12 correct predictions in a row who are ready to buy in hard. We seem to forget all the false prophecies and bullshit stories that propagate the world.

I had unrealistic expectations for this episode, and still, somehow, it delivered.

That was a fucking masterstroke, in my opinion.

I loved truly everything about that episode. Just enough fan service, just enough plot, and the action was so well paced they made an almost 90 minute battle feel rewarding and exhausting in all the right ways.

delete this

*expectations subverted*
lol

seething

>fxcked

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haha do you mind if I save this?

Okay thanks based redditspy

SWEETROBIN KING!

Na I bet they'll write books based on the show.

where did she come from?
how did she jump so high?

its all yours my friend

I can't believe they fucking killed /ourguy/

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Where is Stannis

But where the fuck was Royce?

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B^U

>cersei
>real threat
What is dead may never die.

Take my card

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Can't resist the bait you low IQ fucking turbo pleb

Whats the point of watching the remaining episodes? shows over bros. Arya defeated the ice zombie king

Who's Go and why is he so important?

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With S8E03 "The Long Night complete", it is now the worst rated episode by /got/ at 4.23.

The second worst rated episode was from back in season 6, S6E08 "No One". That was the episode where Arya fought the waif and had a chase sequence throughout Braavos.

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I started the first three books books in early 2005. Only two new books have been published in fourteen fucking years. Fuck my life. I hope the rumours are true that GRRM has been paid by HBO to not "finish" the books until the show has ended, and one day after the final episode he will announce that both TWOW and ADOS are finished and will be released the next day.

>Jon dies in epic 1v1 duel with the NK
>Jaime recalls back to the first season when he mocks Jon for joining the NW because WW supposedly didn't exist
>picks up Longclaw and slays NK

>2019
>I am... forgotten

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S U B V E R T E D

Based Jorah leading the Dothraki to charge into certain death. He knew they weren't fit to live in Westeros, he is of the North after all.

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>Mr. Benioff? It is time. Subvert all expectations.
>But master, the backlash...
>Do it.
>Yes master.

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Kek they are really taking the piss out if dnd whereas the game of thrones sub seems to be sucking hbo's dick

I have never watched anime but I imagine it would be better than the show

Opening:
youtube.com/watch?v=efD3nmwF-IM

Have some sex

Years in the Braavosi Basketball league gave her sick calfs and strong jumps

Imagine doing 55 night shoots in a row to produce last sunday's episode.

>Cripple slaying NK

REMINDER THAT EVEN NORMIES HATED THIS EPISODE

youtube.com/watch?v=v5VnIGxAPts

Pfft... fan fic much? I mean.. Hellloooooo I think D&D know just a little bit more about effective script writing than you do, incel creep.

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/r/asoiaf are sect plebs fanboys of ASOIAF books and the fatman himself. The ironic thing is that the books are nothing special, especially the two last GRRM books, are terrible quality.

GAEMUFSURONSSS!

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>Sub for the show is overrun by cocksucking retards
>Sub for the books with actual discussion regarding the lore shits on the shitty adaption

Wow, who woulda thunk

excused himself to safety

MADNESS

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Whose men can't fight now you Dothraki fuck!

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You think. And that's where you fail. You should stick with what you have a talent in and keep the thinking to someone else.

I hope all the got youtubers kill themselves. Especially anyone that
ever posted an ebin theory on April Fool's day

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why didnt bran just warg into the night king?

>hating on based Victarion chapters

>NK is dead
>everyone thinks the battle is won
>it isn't
>the NK was a subject of another being
>Stannis

>Teenage pregnant, assassin school dropout killing the NK

You mean the episode that will win multiple emmys and other awards?

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Sure NK was a capeshit tier villain but without him GoT has become capeshit without capeshit. Just an empty meaningless waste of time.

>ep4
conjure big army from survivors and march south/recap
>ep5
le big epic battle, episode ending at climax
>ep6
jon dies, everyone dies, dany becomes kween. all is well with the world

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>AAAAAAAAAAY YA YA YA Y—

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Jeremy coming at me with another videoooo also hated it.
youtube.com/watch?v=26UPauOj1Ic

Forgot the mention the second worst rated episode's score was 4.71.

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Say what you want about this episode, but this was the most kino shot of the entire series.

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He's going for new viewers. It's transparent. COME ON NOW.

I'm not clicking your link to find out the obvious that video has a much larger viewcount than his usual.

based, plebs from Yea Forums btfo

>Rogares bow to the Baratheons
>In contact with the Squishers
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control the Seven Kingdoms with an iron fist
>Own castles and holdfasts all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the Wall (Baratheongrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every Skinchanging research facility on Planetos
>First designer bastards will be Robert's Babies
>All brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Asshai'i scriptures tell of three angels who will descend upon the world and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Blood magic labs around the world
>You likely have Baratheonbots inside you right now
>The Baratheon's are in regular communication with the Old ones, forwarding the word of the eldritch to the Starry Wisdom
>They learned fluent Common in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Brothers. There's no gold in the Iron Bank, only Ft. Baratheon
>The brothers are 21 and 19 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Baratheon bang to the end of the universe
>The Baratheon's will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Can’t wait for the shitty ending to this feminist bullshit honestly

Preston Jacobs reads these threads daily

King of the cucks didn't even get a kiss as he died
Dany just fake-cried for him

What's his name again?

>People unironically hold this opinion

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Subverted the expectation of making a season that didn't drop in quality

Don't worry, in 20 years or so, ASOIAF will get a superior adaptation that is more faithful to the manga lol

What was she thinking at this moment?

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n^xth for George to die of a sudden heart attack before finishing the books and for the show's ending to be considered to be the definitive conclusion

Freefolk was the only sub about the show with any decent opinions. It's a shame that it became popular and infested with the YASS QUEEN SLAY / SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS crowd.

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Aren't you cool.

>ywn have gentle sex with Sansa

people who think like this are the exact reason this show is allowed to be this shit

She was lookiing at the crow watching from the window.

nobody cares, Preston

I can't see shit

Did Ramses make her lick Reeks hole?

>If by any chance there is an all-seeing god, I hope he doesn't remind me of this in the years to come.

Arya went to Braavos for a couple of months at most and spend her time there washing dead people and carrying out chores, before this she spent years being starved and malnourished around Westeros, and before that had a couple of sword lessons when she was like 9.

Why the fuck are people calling her an assassin? Samwell had more training by Thorne when he joined the Night's Watch.

And more to the point why does every scene with Tyrion have to be discussing how smart he is? Every episode this season someone be it Dany, Sansa or Tyrion himself has stopped to tell us he's clever, intelligent, he's here because of his mind. Tyrion is a retard who read a few books when he was a kid because he wanted to be High Septon, he's never been educated, he was a fairly rational person compared to others when in a position of power, but he couldn't even understand why he wasn't allowed to marry some pleb or had to aknowledge certain traditions even for appearences, he's ignorant of pretty much everything about war, politics, traditions and underestimates everyone.

Worst two characters by far, and it's saying something.

Emilia Clarke was real-crying, Glen is one of her closest friends and she can't make that many in the first place because she's autistic

>direwolf is just regular size wolf
no

>Everything seems lost because the Heros got pinned by the evil beings
>Desperate music
>Suddenly girlpower jump out of nowhere killing the big bad and making everything peachy again in seconds
>The only good guys who died were decades past their prime and served their purpose

We Capeshit now

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how did the wights form a wall/ball with their bodies like that? why didnt they do it more often

He's also hating on Reek and Jaime chapters. Which are the best chapters in the entire series, alongside Victarions.

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Her tits look good in that dress.
Too bad they look terrible without support.

you know it's bad when even the 2/3 subreddits shit on it while one is in full blown civil war about it

Every girl needs a gay best friend, autistic or not.

nah bro d&d wanted a polar bear, no time for a literal who like benjen the brother of ned stark

>closest FRIENDS
OH NO NO NO FRIENDZONED IRL TOO

Secretly joy because women actually enjoy rape

He's also hating on the fucking Broken man speech

Did Theon lick her pussy or her ass?

>Star Wars hat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this dumb faggot is in for a great year.

I didn't expect anything and i still feel subverted

>ended house mormont
>"but hey she got to kill a giant!!"
yass queen?

When the dragon and wolf charge together, I fucking lost my shit

>i wish he was taller

Based. Arya has been training for this her whole life. The entire POINT of her story arc is that she looks death in the face and doesn't flinch. Fucking powerful.

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>jorah is being followed by a ghost
bravo beinoff & weiss

is she british version of brie larson?

F
and bravo dabid

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"I wonder what bran is doing"

Someone should FaceApp this.

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It would be cool if HBO made a channel for men.

Imagine being Ramsay and pretending you have to find this attractive when you have Myranda waiting in the adjacent room.

reddit hates it? It means it was great.

If you could stick to lurking that would be great

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>isn't it strange how if he was tall and brown, this would be a socially acceptable staring point of a romance story?

'ate blood magic
'ate the red slag
'ate wildfire
'ate lordly poofs
'ate sacrifice

luv me wife
luv me sons
luv the Seven, bless are Mother
luv King Stannis
luv onions
luv me boat
luv Shireen
luv me fingerbones
luv learnin' t' read
luv Flea Bottom

simple as

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>The biggest threat to Westeros
>Cercei being the REAL threat
So which one is it? What did she mean by this?

>you now remember that Arya single handedly killed every (male) Frey at the twins and baked them into a pie and no one noticed

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>CLEGANE!

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the fact that anyone in the north still gives a fuck about houses/territories is one of the biggest bullshit ever.

It's the literal apocalypse.

>retarded political views
>no social skills
>weird, almost alien facial expressions
Yes, actually

Now that the dust has settled can we admit that Mellisandre was the baddest bitch in Westeros?

Ghost should be proclaimed King of the North. Sansa can be his queen. They can make man wolf hybrids

What are they going to do when all those woman die?

The behind the scenes for ep 3 is very telling. They knew for years that Arya was going to be the one to kill the NK. They knew long enough to match the time Arya became an anime character in the show. DnD needed a way for Arya to kill him and make it seem natural so they just force her to be the ultimate assassin despite the audience never seeing her improve as a faceless assassin, the audience never saw her grow from her years of experience.

Sansa is going to do some dumb shit because the same is happening to her. They need a stronk female who is super smart to beat Cersei in the game of thrones but the audience never saw her grow, shes just a genius now according to Tyrion

CAM ON WINTERFELL
KILL SOME FAKING WIGHTS

>youtube.com/watch?v=JQzCPf2NgwE
>"The book series first started hitting the best seller lists in the late 90s, and that was the time when the first websites started being formed. And at that time I did look at some of the websites and read the discussions going on and people talking about theories, and putting forward guesses as to where the books were going and what some of the secrets that I was hinting at were. And many of the theories were completely off-base and wrong, but some people got it right, and that's when I really wrestled with the issue in like 1999, and 2000, 2001, 'Okay, these people have figured out something, should I now change it?' And I decided that way lay disaster, you know, I laid in clues and things that pointed to a particular thing and if I now changed it because one person in a thousand had figured it out, the new solution would not be satisfactory because the clues pointed another way. It would be a cheat, in a sense."

wtf does george not know the importance of subverting expectations?

emilia petitioned to have his character survive a few more seasons when he was supposed to die back in s5

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kekd

Lmao re watch the scene.
Dany literally uses him as a human shield.
He doesn't step in to protect her, she literally drags him in front of herself lol

Jorah & Dany scenes were superb, Emilia did her best acting there in her entire series, imo she was well written this episode overall, but worry not, D&D still has time to turn her into Mad Queen for shock value and forced drama.

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BASED JORAH
LOST IN THE SHOW BUT WON IN REAL

itd be better if she didnt kill him in the most retarded way possible. Makes sense though cause it'd be unrealistic no matter what, might as well wash it down to 5 year old normie tier enjoyment

>I hope he's small

>sat out the battle of the bastards
>sat out the long night
Name a more based lord

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BRING ME MYRISH SWAMP BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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Did goblina absorb CIA's teleportation powers by killing him?

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No, she is actually very nice person IRL, no feminist bullshit or other shit, pretty funny, modest and down to earth

Mad Queen should have been foreshadowed more heavily, sure, but it's been the ultimate conclusion to her storyline from the beginning. The fact that she started off as a likable, innocent main character makes her subtle evolution into her father that much better

Is that a story arc? Also, if it is it's retarded.

Sweaty, hairy witchpussy.

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>Thank you.
>Thank you? Is that all? My brother died for you
> He died for Bran. I am now somebody else, I owe you jack shit

>the literal apocalypse
?
it was one battle. the long night? more likely the slightly prolonged evening lmao

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For what purpose did Theon suicide charge NK?

>Scrubbing floors for a few months
>training for this her whole life

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Bran was pranking him as revenge for sacking winterfell.

It was her best acting because most of the time she was being genuine. They idolize each other

For me, it's a wildling gf

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Jorah MOGs Jon to death, show is totally unrealistic

He was surrounded and ready to die

because d&d don't want a white male character like jaime, jon or theon to appear better than arya

Do you think he hate her ginger-haired cunt?

Yeah, I dont really begrudge any of the actors for the shit D&D pile onto the show. Just see that thing with Dinklage barely restraining himself from launching into a rant about his charater's decay into retardation.

The last good scene before the episode went to shit was when Beric was trying to rally the hound and he's on the verge of breaking down and the Lyanna Mormont dying. more battles and character death should of followed

Was killing Barristan the trade-off?

2 days before the episode**

>that halloween costume
What happened?

The whole reason she had a sword last episode and was killing wights with no training is because Emilia asked them to put that in for "grrrl power" reasons. She's not spiteful about it but she does buy into some of the feminist bullshit

EGG

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is brown pussy really that nasty?

>best character in the show
>death marks turning point of the show
>has the best reaction image for dealing with current show bullshit
What a chad.

Jon is the most beloved character in the show with the biggest fanbase, this is the main reason why people are butthurt that he didnt killed or at least fight with Night King. He was supposed to be the chosen one! OH NO NO NO NO, the only good thing D&D did, BTFO literally everyone .

>Lyanna Mormont dying
but that was shit

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I know I would

You just know nothing was off-limits for Osha. A right Bishop of Bath and Wells.

he has no penis

because D&D couldn't think of anything else to do with him

all the deaths and kills in this episode were D&D inventions because they kept saying "to us, it felt right to do this". so i wouldn't be surprised if theon either dies differently or lives in the books, george just didn't outline his fate to d&d

Bet she fucks like a beast in heat.

>We'll spare Jorah.. but one must die Emilia. Choose. You have 24 hours.

>SOMEONE BROWNER

If I was a major actor on GOT playing a character who is physically capable of wielding a sword I'd like the chance to. Dinklage got some, why can't she?

>OH NO NO NO NO
>misusing the meme
go back

To be fair, who WOULDN'T grab whatever weapon the could find in that situation? It's not girl power, it's your character not acting like a catatonic retard.

>The Nights King slowly approaches Bran
>Looks him straight in the eye
>Utters his 1st words the entire series
>"Three Eyed Raven, I have traveled a long distance and scarified hundreds of thousands to bare witness, please show it to me"
>Suddenly both Bran and the Nights King worg and Bran shows him the rape
>Then from 20 feet away Arya superjumps at the Nights King and drives her dagger into his stomach
>"Any last words?"
>"It was beautiful....." as the Nights King falls to pieces
>fade to black

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The absolute dogshit handling of the end of the show (Seasons 5-8) is making me want to read these stupid books

Oh no no no

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Why didn't he just snap her neck
Why didn't he just throw her to the moon
Why didn't he just snap her wrist
Why didn't the other White Walkers see her
Why didn't he react fast to the dagger drop like he does everything else
How can she be so strong

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The lance was his penis. The Nightking broke his penis and stabbed him to death with it. POTTERY!

For sure doing some shit ordered by Sansa to fuck up Dany in the end.
Or the writers didnt care at all like this Episode showed.

SUBVERTED

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that's all because of the giant asspulls at the end of the episode (night king dying destroys the entire white walker army, also night king goes into the middle of the battle and gets trickd by a literal fucking teenager)

everything until the 5 minutes of S08E03 pointed towards the fact that White Walker are invincible and nothing short of a complete human alliance against could even have a chance.

Ok I just watched a dragon demands video. What the fuck, Yea Forums this is by far the most autistic shit I've ever seen. Why would you recommend this shit?

>and who are you

do it

>Have some sex

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Bran working with the NK would have been the kino ending

>Lyanna risking it all to kill a giant & then herself
>risking it all
>& then herself
What show are they watching?

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kek

>The Night King has Bran cornered
>Theon is dead, the iron-born are dead, Bran is surrounded by wights and white walkers
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, Daenerys appears
>"It's time to break the wheel" she says
>"The wheel... of Toxic Masculinity"
>Daenerys kicks the Night King is the balls
>His eyes cross, his knees give out, he hunches over
>All the white walkers cringe, all the wights groan, Ghost puts his paws over his eyes and whimpers
>"My snowglobes" says the Night King in a high pitched voice
>Arya teleports in, alongside Sansa, Brienne, Captain Marvel, Rey and the entire female Ghost Busters crew
>"AYO BIX NOOD FINNA GONNA KILL BLUEY" says Leslie Jones
>They all beat the shit out of the Night King, curb stomping him over and over again
>Suddenly, a helicopter lands nearby
>A single figure strides out and stands triumphantly
>It's Hillary Clinton
>"Thanks for the help girls" says Hillary
>"But now"
>Hillary looks directly into the camera
>"It's my turn"
>Through the sheer force of her femininity, Hillary forever banishes the Night King and the entire undead army into the Incel Zone
>Hillary is crowned Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Daenerys is made into her hand, Cersei is given a royal pardon because she's a single mother, all the male characters are thrown out the Moon Door
>Roll credits

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Soupconverted. It's liquid shit.

Why the fuck would you do that? The only certified /ourguy/ is Preston or maybe Glidus

Jesus Christ what happened?

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He's our spiritual king.

"At least Bran isn't here to see me like this"

The Direwolves are so fucking wasted on the show.

Someone post the liquified ultra-smug Tywin

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Na made sense for the character and killing children in a good thing wish he really young kids got ripped apart in the crypts

i'm amused by the amount of butt hurt the latest episode have caused. even perturbed pedro did a rant about it.

i like it and i think i understood what the writers wanted to tell about with each scene. this might be one of those if you read the books you hate or whatever. but i liked it. and don't understand what's the hate about.
also not like it's the most important thing in the world anyways. and suddenly people act like there's no plotholes in any other film.

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feast for crows is boring as fuck on the first read and kino brilliance on the second read

dance with dragons, all the chapters set in the east are tedious (apart from victarion and barristan) and all the chapters set in the north are amazing

>Someone taller
What do you call these genetics

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>having a gift for archery when you're a child at winterfell
>dance around with a former swordsman when you're at kindergarten age for a month or two
>mop floors and sweep with a broom>
>cleani bodies with a rag
>get beaten with a stick over and over again, the training ends as soon as you accidentally block one hit
arya's only actual "skills" should be sneaking and archery, no idea where everyone gets this bullshit about her "training" all her life.

and no, off-screen doesn't count. if a character is supposed to go from 0 to 100 at something, you should show consistent scenes of them practicing the same thing from time to time a getting better at it

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it's fine
archiveofourown.org/works/845733
archiveofourown.org/works/1186610

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He probably lives in the book, if only based on the fact he desperately wishes he was dead.

Brown pusy is breddy gud if you get it from the right place. Turkic/Levantine > South American Castiza > Arabic > Central American Castiza > South American Mestiza = Central American Castiza > huge powergap > South Asians

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>don't show arya for the whole episode
>at the end theon charges the night king
>arya nothing personells him from a tree or some shit
This would have been better already

Targs should've been black with white hair.

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THEY KILLED MY EDD BROS
THEY FUCKING KILLED MY EDD

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do it, i didn't start reading the books until somewhere between season 2 and 3.

unfortunately a lot of the bad stuff going on with the show were caused by GRRM losing his grip after A Storm of Swords.

most of /got/ is in denial but Jon's ressurection and R+L=J are the cancer that killed this show, among other things

Coke and BBC

Even in the GOT universe the girl power doesnt make sense
>child fighting a giant and "winning"
>Child being the best assassin in the world
Sorry, nope.

she flinched pretty bad in the library

What does it mean that I want to kiss her neck and cheeks and lips and enjoy the pleasant fragrance of her hair? Haha

>gets smacked around by a giant
>somehow survives
>the giant pulls her up right to his fucking eye
>squeezes her
>she manages to stab him
>made sense for the character

>even perturbed pedro did a rant about it.

Yes he did, he made an entire rant about it

youtube.com/watch?v=v5VnIGxAPts

Nice try, shitposter.

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I got memed into it, holy shit this fucking guy
He just fucking waffles on and on about nothing
However I did learn something from the video. Apparently Benioff kept pushing for nudity and even said "I represent the perv audience and I want a fucking nude scene"
Is he /ourguy/?

You just know that Benioff comes up with all the retarded ideas

>Oh shit, David! I forgot to get my suit from the cleaners for the big premiere tonight!
>No worries D.B. - you can borrow my extra jacket. Hmm, the pants are close enough that no one will notice. C'mon, let's go have fun tonight

based

It's not grrl power to not stand helplessly around.

imagine every picture of you ,of which there are thousands, is of you getting mogged into oblivion, big oof

D&D would turn to ash if you showed this quote to them

Sam need to die for this

>Just see that thing with Dinklage barely restraining himself from launching into a rant about his charater's decay into retardation.

What? Where?

it's not right

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And I thought European languages were riddled with anglicisms. Japanese can't even build a single sentence without using some random out-of-place English words. What the fuck?

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yeah, that's exactly what i said. so what the fuck are you talking about???

He has 2 hour videos dude, how wasn't that enough of a warning? He breaks down nearly crying out of love for Stannis at one point. Dude's mega autistic, even by ASOIAF theory standards.

arya completes the training when she kills the waif (a fully trained and experienced assassin). And she does it while in the dark

Is Emilia a JorahxDany shipper by any chance?

>he gets killed because sam is too much of a coward
>sam doesn't even attempt to avenge him
god i fucking hate you now sam

At this point i am more interested about the shit that is goin on in Yi Ti, Sothorythos and the Jade sea than any Prequel story.

"dude weed brah xDDD" + feminism

She and Maisie are fucking disgusting degenerate creatures, but that's Hollywood showbiz for you.

How do you know that? Story wise it make sense that she had sword and tried to defend herself, it was good scene with her and Jonah, the director did good job telegraphic that she is not skilled with it.

WHERES THE FUCKING REVIEW PRESTON

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Women can do anything without training though, that's the point of feminism.

The last episode also had Dany telling Sansa how hard it is for them being women leaders but how they're both great despite accomplishing nothing, Tormund saying fuck tradition so Brienne can be a knight, Jaime swearing to fight under someone far less experiences than he is because she's a woman, a 4 year old girl demanding to be allowed to fight and the bearmong kid telling Jorah off.

Patriarchy when?

>nah im gonna be a hero
>woopise edd's dead
FUCK THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT, SHOULD'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND IN SEASON 1 TO BE EATEN IN DA NORF BY FUCKING ZOMBIE BEARS
I HOPE THAT HIS CHILD COMES OUT HALF BLACK, I HOPE THAT GILLIE IS ACTUALLY A MAN
FUCKING CHRIST DO I HATE HIS FAT FUCKING FACE, THE FUCKING BITCH JUST RAN AWAY INSTEAD OF AT LEAST FINISHING OFF THE ZOMBIE

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F
youtu.be/0e2tyA8zf6Q

High in the halls of the kinos now gone
Dabid would get his crayons
The ones to write down the ideas Weiss had
and make Game of Thrones a fun show

Ary jumps down from out of thin air
And kills the Night King in one swoop
No one really dies and it's all okay
Cause dany and joe are still here

AND THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE A GOOD SHOW
WANT TO MAKE A FUN SHOW

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exactly, that shit feels unearned.

>oh she kills a fully trained assassin who probably killed loads of people
>why
>becuz she is strong now

Maybe to someone alien to the story and seeing some dudes with flaming weapons and a wolf running for some reason.

Why the fuck would the wolf charge with them? Can anyone at all provide an explanation why Ghost isn't with at LEAST Sam?

i'm not in denial about either, i fully believe the series would be better if Jon didn't come back from the dead (or if he does come back, comes back completely different, darker, colder, more vicious or more hollow inside) and that R+L either doesn't happen, or it does but Jon is still a bastard and not destined to be king

>I hate Samwell Tarly physically, I dislike that kind of man. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the Wall is therapeutic.

>edd gets killed having to save sam
>sam gets in the same situation later and jon just ignores him

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>This is Dinklages only insta post regarding the battle of Winterfell
You just know he's only in it for the money at this point

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the episode "The Long Night" was written by:
David Benioff (born David Friedman)
D. B. Weiss (Jewish family)

directed by:
Miguel Sapochnik (aka Miguel Rosenberg)

timesofisrael.com/the-jewish-legacy-behind-game-of-thrones/

What did D&D mean by this?

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Dragon and his waifu Raenya Reigns are very very autistic, Dragon is however a genius and will destroy Benioff with a based video essay. Part of his charm is how he rambles on about fucking nothing for an hour

Because he knew Sam had plot armour.

There is no explanation besides retarded fan service for the Burlington bar audience.

Arya's character was always about her revenge list, about losing herself in her attempt to become a Faceless Man, and about her hatred towards the people who wronged her and her family

she learns about the WWs a literal episode before the battle, writing her as the one who saves it all shows d&d's fundamental misunderstanding of george's characters

imagine the butthurt and confusion if instead of dany/jaime/arya killing cersei, it ends up being tormund that kills her. sure, it would be unexpected but WHY?

d&d gave up on writing his character after season 4, cant blame him.

This is a fucking great shop

I'm certain the actor came up with this himself and convinced the behind the scenes crew to go along with it so they'd get at least one Kino shot this episode

I'm not criticizing it from a narrative perspective, I'm just saying that the original blocking had Jorah dragging her across the battlefield to relative safety without the time or opportunity to get a sword and start helping. It was a change from the original plan and it happened entirely because Emilia Clarke requested it. She's not spiteful or bitter, but she buys into the mainstream libfem thing and claiming anything else is denial

Dany is probably going to have him turn into a crispy critter for not aiding everyone

i dun get it

Jesus is done. Time to die.

they usually just do it because they think english sounds cool

Did Snyder go uncredited for this episode?

bro can you please post season 7 ones

>E3 was best episode among all
do normies really believe this

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Yeah, well you're a cuck and your show sucks anyway. I win. Not responding to anything in this thread after this post. Suck it, loser.

he has had nothing to do for seasons now. that little fucker is bored

The reason he was ignoring them, was to show that he can't go help his comrades at this moment, because he has a "better" task, he's chasing the dragon.

The shots where he sees them struggling are to show how he is struggling not to go help, but to go join the bigger fight.

wikiofthrones.com/11499/emilia-clarke-jorah-mormont-the-one-daenerys-targaryen/
Yes kek

>You just know he's only in it for the money at this point
For him this shit ended months ago so he now just hangs back and shitposts

almost all the redpills are all gone now,
soon jaime will join the crowd when they butcher him

The last two are better on a second read through when you know you aren't getting crazy shit like in the first three. The only real sections I didn't like was Brienne, Dany, and most of Tyrion. Jaime and Cersei had great chapters.

Normies are eating this shit up, what did you expect

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>my hobby baubles are my indentity

>Arrrggh, save me Thoros!

>Beric, Theon, and Edd dead
guess I'm just rooting for Podrick and Bronn now

take your meds buddy and deal with the fact that GoT is a good show and the latest episode was ok and you, all of you retards need to get over it.

Imagine being Theon Greyjoy in the Godswood and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you're right on fuckin' time, all cool with your agile body and horrific goblin face. I would totally buy time for you with my death, both against the wights and the White Walkers." when all he really wants to do is kill another wight with his trusted spear. Like seriously, imagine having to be Theon and not only lie on that ground while Arya Stark flaunts her Valyrian Steel dagger in front of you, the horrible lighting barely concealing her short legs and potato face, and just lie there, painful breath after painful breath, while she perfected that jump. Not only having to tolerate her terrible rescue attempt but her haughty attitude as everyone in the battle tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA STARK FIGHTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to lie there and bleed out as her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a large number of zombies and monsters and later alleged Night Kings for your ENTIRE EVENING coming straight out of the snows in Winterfell. You've never even seen anything this fucking retarded before, and now you swear you can taste the blood that's breaking out on her potato face as she tries to point the dagger at the Night King, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to lie there and bleed out as you revel in her "technique (for that's what she thinks she shows)", the technique she got so good at while washing bodies and mopping floors in Braavos. And then Arya drops the dagger into her other hand, and you know you could stand up and kill every White Walker in these woods before the wights could put you down, but you lie there and bleed out, because you're fucking Theon Greyjoy. You're not going to lose your place by the Drowned God over this. Just stay down. Hide your face and stay down.

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>jon ignoring his comrades to go join the bigger fight
>he just runs around the castle in circles then screams at viserion
it really feels like d&d intended to have jon be the savior, but they decided to pull a prank on the production crew and decided to cuck him and reshoot it with arya

youtube.com/watch?v=zs7xO5P3Az4

remember this

10/10

The Hound is still interesting

and how did he teleport into the room at the same time as Arya?

>Pod
>Jaime
>Hound
>Qyburn
Our only remaining boys. Pray for them

Can you imagine being an NPC?

DnD could have had Ros revive from the dead and stab the NK and they would have loved it

>30 people on Yea Forums voting

Whatever, you just know that if you asked the majority of the viewerbase, almost everyone will say it's one of the best episodes.

Here.

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We are living in the Age of the Coprophiles.

me on the left

>the quip machine responsible for Thoros and Beric dying is interesting

Jorah is a real winner

WHY THE FUCK did sjws freak out when Sansa married Ramsay for a season and they said she lost the “agency” she gain in season 4 and they think it’s neat that 7 seasons of Jon’s “agency” went out the window so Arya could take down the white walkers?

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Didn't know Annoyed Alejandro did episode reviews

According to the leaks, in the last episode Bran shows Jon a scene in which Rhaegar plays the harp and sings Jenny of Oldstones while Lyanna dances in front of him (Jon and Bran being like the ghosts in the lyrics). Jon tries calling to her and she turns around, and Bran repeats the 'The ink is dry' line and snaps Jon out of it.

any weed-smoker is a disgusting degenerate

That, or the Jon not being the killing blow was supposed to be le epico plot twist

its only that GURM knew how to do those, and dumdum's merely comes off as an amateur attempt at it

theon killing the NK would have saved that episode

Shitty plotting and nonsensical fight choreography got Beric killed. Even after all the le chicken reddit bullshit, the Hound is still one of the better characters left

>le funny "chicken" man
No, guy who plays him is an absolute cuck irl too, him and Bronn have been flanderised to hell

Qyburn is still great though, and Cersei is interesting in as far as she is willing to kill all the shit characters

Nope, this one was. Literally the only aesthetic shot in the entire episode for me.

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best girl in the whole show. literal 10/10

>Watch how the directors keep sinking your ship firsthand
Thats fucking sad

But having sex is expected of people, NOT having sex subverts expectations and I'm a 1 billion IQ writer so I will never have sex.

>implying this is real

This looks so much better to be honest

Both decisions were stupid, they're just letting the Jon one slide because he's a man

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>is this b8?
>is this real?

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I doubt show Rhaegar is able to communicate via any other means than grunting.

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Why didn't they burn the bodies in the crypt before sending all the civilians down there?
Why didn't they cut down a bunch of trees and create at least a mile of pyres around Winterfell for the white walkers to an hero themselves over before sending in the armies?
They could have started doing that as soon as everyone left to try and convince Cersei to join them.

AND WHO

>most beautiful man in the seven kingdoms

>Your people can't fight
t.horse nigger after getting hard carried by dragons

>guy who plays him is an absolute cuck irl too
explain

What's wrong with Rory
Honestly asking, I only know him from Hot Fuzz and this
Also his Audition Tape is KINO
youtu.be/_jdCTuMbN_c?t=57

Why did they have an ugly dude play Rhaegar?

Here ya go.

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What is that image supposed to represent? I'm confused.

Jesus... He is supposed to be great looking and autistic, they should have Gosling play him

I have this fetish of women being superior beings. I watch fetish videos where girls (sometimes cute ones) degrade the viewer for being total losers, virgins for life and how they're generally beneath any woman period. I can't help it, I recognize the irony in it, because these women get paid by men, to eventually submit to these men by whoring themselves out in order to please the man. To give HIM the fantasy he deserves. Despite realizing this, I cannot help but to fap furiously to these videos. Anyway, I digress.
What I wanted to say was: YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYY

Cersei is not interesting and basically not a character anymore

Sansa's really tall

he was supposed to be a more muscular, Chad version of Viserys, but the guy is less aesthetic than Harry Lloyd.

>Sam crying on the ground for half an hour
Kino. If it would last 10 minutes it would be retarded, but after that long it becomes art. You don't even need to make any sense out of it.

He's Scottish, and a socialist. Have you ever met a scottish socialist? If you think Arya is a potato-faced walking trope look up Scotland's first minister, and she will do ANYTHING for a bag of chips

Because t*rgs look like freaks

holy shit imdb is retarded

>when the gender studies kids skip class and go online

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How did he get away though?

thank you my friend

I think the Sansa thing was stupid too but to let it slide and for that reason is fucking absurd. It ruins the whole show becsuse nothing means everything, the whole story got jettisoned in the name of “wow factor” the jews admit to this in behind the episode. Fuck everything about this.

I read as "didn't", nevermind I fucked up.

Yes and he unironically gave them 10/10 and 9/10 and even gave the battle scenes in this episode a 10/10. So he's normie as shit but even he realized how godawful the writing was and even called D&D "hacks" for their shitty writing.

Is that the soldier who was around since Stannis?
If so, fucking cunts.

"I immediately thought that everybody would hate it; that Arya doesn't deserve it," she told Entertainment Weekly. "It has to be intelligently done because otherwise people are like, 'Well, [the villain] couldn't have been that bad when some 100-pound girl comes in and stabs him.'"
-Maisie Williams.

Even she knew this was a stupid fucking idea.

He is literally the Chad of Chads in the books

We need a proper redone version of this with Bran and the WW generals.

New thread

wtf I love Emilia Clarke now

Do we have a full list of all the characters that died in Episode 3? I legit forgot the name of most of them by now

Also
>Why the fuck protect the women and children from someone that can raise the dead by sending them into the crypt? What were they supposed to do if the White Walkers took Winterfell?
>What the fuck was Bran doing the whole time while the NK was coming for him?

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Looks like fucking John Cena

he changed his score to 6/10 in the latest review

Orlando Bloom and young Jennifer Connelly will always be Rhaegar and Lyanna for me

thanks for the pagliacci

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I agree with you, I'm just saying that both changes were assfuck retarded and the only reason they aren't being treated with the same level of outrage by women is because one of them involves a girl being sexually violated and the other one involves a guy being robbed of his plot arc. They see one as important and the other one as unimportant, when really they aren't comparable and we should be mad about both because they're both examples of the show going to shit

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Trust Based Beric to make every scene he was in pure kino.

He died for our sins.

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down here we all get a slice...of life

>

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>The cinematography, ... all the lighting details,

That's how you know this is bait. "We can't afford shit, turn off the lights!"

>In the show and books Ned also does very very stupid things, like quitting as hand to try and protect Dany, why? Because he vowed to Lyanna he would protect her child. Why would ned quit as hand when he needed robert's support most.. because he swore a vow to try and protect dany.
Why would that protect Dany?

On paper it worked, but he just didn't end up looking right in the end. A hairstlist by trade would've warned the costumers away from that wig which didn't frame his face well at all, he would've looked way better with it pushed/tied back.

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It's a French video tough.

Have sex

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I can't

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>eyes you will shut forever
>NK's eyes explode, never shut

DABIIIIIIIIIIIID

They do the same with random German words, or random biblical names/iconography to make their stories appear "deep and meaningful teeming with symbolism".

Bran made a bridge of Ravens for her to walk on to get to him, duh.

He's gonna be hanged for an oathbreaker

user you're so hopeful and naive I almost pity you, yet I see a little bit of my previous self in another lfe in those idealic words
may god have mercy on your soul

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>texttexttexttexttext
Parody

>wall of text

Why do leftists memes always suck?

>Sit out your own execution
Can't be executed if your not here to for the execution.