HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD IT'S GOING TO FLOP SO HARD

>This was the best they had to show for a trailer

Really makes you think...

Only autistic people like sonic, and they're not going to give a fuck about how good it is. They don't a big population, but they're all going to see it 20 times each so it should do ok.

This is gonna crush Star Wars

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

RIP Defective Pikachu

What the fuck

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his body is weird

>Gangsta's Paradise

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oh my fuck

One of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

absolute kino

Can someone please just put Jim Carrey down like the cancerous dog he is already

Oh man I can't wait to see the memes on this shitshow

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Why is nigga music used?

The scene where he attacked the car was kino

Didn't Coolio hate Weird Al's parody of it because it was supposed to be treated with a respect as a legit muh hood life ballad?

Lmao

How many autistic retards will go to this and literally fap to the movie?

This is like some kind of April's Food Day joke. Imagine how bad the rest of this trash is if this is the stuff they chose to try and advertise it?

>Gangster's Paradise
..............................................................?????

Holy fuck, what's with the music?

are we in the fucking 90s again? why are companies thinking it's ok to make video game movies again?

>GENESIS
Autists around the globe are all cumming in their shorts RIGHT NOW

There's no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing when they made this.

Looks so genuinely awful that I´m going to give it the benefit of the doubt. Holy Hell, what a gigantic turd. I like Carrey Ace Ventura´s demeanor though.

Why didn't they use music from Michael Jackson

>that excessive Jim Carrey overacting
>Sonics design
>those god awful jokes are the best they had for the trailer
>Gangstas Paradise for some inexplicable reason
Sonic fans deserve this level of shittiness.

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CWC is gonna shoot up a movie theater because of this.

He ripped

Wtf...
Why ?

I literally can't believe what i'm seeing

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>Have sex
>Dialate

This pure masterful cinematography

If this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all, it has a chance of achieving kino status. If it tries to actually be good, it will fail spectacularly.

Why do studios think inserting cringe ass Twitter zoomer dialogue will entice anyone

>he thinks you’re basic

>THAT

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>GANGSTA'S PARADISE WAS REAL

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not giving that views, give me a rundown

Why do I get the feeling that the closing shot of the trailer is the sequel baiting closing shot of the movie?

>Gangsta's Paradise
>Jim Carey is Eggman
>blue arms

what the fuck

the trailer is garbage outside of ben schwartz

>GANGSTER’S PARADISE

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This. Absolutely this. Fuck Sonic fans, how can you be a fucking Sonic fan in this day and age? The games are shit, the character is shit, the whole package is for autistic furries. I'm glad they have to swallow this rancid pile of diarrhea

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So how many jewish shekels are being skimmed on this tax write off for the studio?

This is going to be Howard the Duck-tier awful, isn' it?

Imagine the worst thing you've ever seen, now imagine it with Gangsta's Paradise playing.

Imagine the stench

Theater employees bitched about capeshit clean-up... they have another thing coming

Dirty adult diapers and homemade blue fleshlights as far as the eye can see

CHRIS IS GONNA FREAK

Yeah, well Coolio also likes money.

youtube.com/watch?v=-w9PukG97oQ

just watch it

i cant believe they actually chose this as their fucking trailer song.

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Please tell me onions-sonic is not a thing.

what the fuck was the point of this
seriously, why the fuck was this made
this feels like a fucking fever dream

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Is there anywhere i can see this woman's butthole?

>"I'm going to die"

It's gonna be something fun to laugh at and shitpost about. Not every movie is supposed to be a masterpiece. Relax and get a blowjob in the back row while enjoying the cringy lines, anons.

Jim Carrey had me cracking up in this trailer.
The based Canadian will salvage this film singlehandedly.

fucking kek

>gangstas paradise
sanic autists blown the FUCK out

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LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC

I-is Amy and Rouge in this movie? I can't even imagine what kind of autismic screeching there would be when these potatoes are cumming to seeing cgi Rouge tits on the big screen

>T.Chris-Chan

Not enough comic books to go around.

This is the sequel bait ending sequence, where Robotnik crosses over to Sonic World.

That's not Sonic, that's an abomination.

I can't believe they're still giving Carrey dialogue that was outdated 20 years ago. That whole scene literally stopped the trailer's already snail paced momentum in its tracks

what's the context for this picture

What I'm most surprised with is that sony somehow WASN'T responsible for this mess

This. A true return to form, amirite? I love 90´s Carrey, so sold.

Aside from the character model this doesn't look too bad honestly
Paramount knows how to handle an IP

>awful
It's going to be amazing for all the wrong reasons. I can't wait for this.

>Relax and get a blowjob in the back row while enjoying the cringy lines, anons.
Would be better of pirating it, ducking out to fuck an escort while it downloads then watching it alone when you get home.
Fuck ever paying for that shit.

this concludes our broadcast day

...

It's a money laundering scheme. There's no other explanation.

We would have been lucky to get Soinic. This is straight up pozzed

It looks so cheap. The studio must be freaking out how good Detective Pikachu looks.

He's back!

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Jesus christ, this is legitimately horrifying
What the FUCK are they thinking?

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>gangster´s paradise starts playing

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My god it's like someone read the Mario Movie greentext and adapted it for Sonic

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Literally the only reason why anyone would ever go see the movie.

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I'll take this over the Game of Shit spam.

when did Yea Forums become box office experts

I feel so bad for you having to shill this shit as if its not an absolute abomination. What a depressingly futile job.

Hold the phone. If Sonic cut off power for the whole country, did that blue nigga straight up kill a bunch of people in Hospitals and the like?

i burst out laughing several times due to how fucking bizarre this movie looks. cant fucking wait to see it.

All this time we've been asking if Jim Carey could come back. We never asked if he should.

when jumanji beat the last jedi

This movie looks so shit that I’m not sure if even Yea Forums will jump on the contrarian bandwagon.

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I think im gonna watch this movie

So I assume furries will fap to this. Gonna check that trash board

Did they really put this pile of shit together thinking it could compete? I hate Reynolds but Carrey's tired stiffness makes him look like Gosling in comparison

I don’t think they care about what normalfags think

When Solo bombed.

kino

I've wanted him back since watching Jim and Andy. We need more actors who have completely lost touch with our reality in this world.

>The weak and old have no place in my Green Hill utopia
What did Sonic mean by this?

>song: Coolio's Gangstas Paradise
My brother fought Coolio IRL at a college party, he was basically trying to rape. Fuck Coolio and fuck Sonic.

I AM THE EGGMAN, I'VE GOT THE MASTER PLAN

I dont think Coolio gives a fuck about some 30 year old song anymore

They should've gotten Sonic Boom writers.

Films like this are what Yea Forums was made for.

>here's your Eggman bro

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Probably some kind of reaction to pokemon movie.

jim carrey was unironically the only good thing about this trailer. total shit otherwise.

Gotta go fast!

Don't even care, will watch just for Jim Carrey returning to an over the top comedic role where he has a lot of screentime

No this is the sequelbait post-credits sequence

This.

From Yea Forums with love

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was the fucking captain kirk?!

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It depends if there's any ironic enjoyment value... which I really doubt there will be.

>eggman gets sent to Sonic's world at the end, setting up the events of the genesis games
K I N O

>that line where the bald cap starts

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Parts of it made me laugh. Sonic's design is stupid but not that bad if you accept its unrelated to the games.
Yeah, I'll probably watch it for the memes
And also, FUCK STAR WARS

Big the Cat is love, Big the Cat is life.

What a sad place.

but he's not his over the top self. that died almost 20 years ago. It's not like you're going to get a 90s performance from him any more

fuck Yea Forums

You win this time Yea Forums

Underrated comment, may Aubrey Graham bless your soul.

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The level of hate it's already generating amongst you faggots is a pretty good indicator that this will be a kino blockbuster. Yea Forums is always wrong, always.

the black bith at the end is hot, tho

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reminder that they have a second trailer ready to go and dedicated to robotnigger

Oh, are you suggesting we should pay to watch that?
Sorry, user. But I can get a blowjob and laugh at the movie for free.

I clapped when I heard the ring sound

He was terrible. That scene on the military base would have made me piss myself laughing when I was 10. I'm not fucking 10 anymore and neither are you.

The trailer was already going to get controversy. They probably didn't want to overdo it

I never read the books, can someone tell me what the Sonic story is about?

Update fresh from the oven

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are we supposed to pretend that that "in english doc" line was hard to understand in the slightest?

Tell me what's the best Sonic game

Shitting on madman Carrey. What a pleb you are.

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No Sticks no watch.

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This looks so bad I think it might be a smash hit comedy of the year desu.

wtf are you talking about, it looks incredibly shit. Poor production value, bad directing, bad everything.

Sonic Adventures 2

Oh! Right in the Chaos Emeralds!

Well, happy 14th birthday, son.

go fast slowcel!

tfw no autistic badger gf

He has about as much talent left in him as his twitter feed suggests. You're as delusional as he is to think otherwise

Kino desu

I dunno, he already feels dead and soulles like someone's parading his corpse around on stilts.

sonic and jumanji will double team star wars

I hope they make a pepe movie and it is virtue signaling SJW bullshit.

so it's like The Flash capeshit except for actual children instead of adult manchildren, and with an incredibly lazy and wildly inappropriate soundtrack. yea I'll give it a watch.

>REE why does a film made for 10 year olds only make 10 year olds laugh and not me?!

>calling Dr Robotnik eggman
ring yourself

Who is this

Looks like kino. I'm interested.

Unironically, Sonic 06.

This is some stuff out of nightmares.

Jim Carrey overacting turned me off a little.

This poster is the only thing I like about this movie.

Correct

>Gangsta's Paradise

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>IF I WERE A RICH MAN

Will buy tickets for both just to give star wars the finger

That sounds like something Matt Furie would literally do

Hohoho i loved

Should have given him the Sonic Adventure shoes instead of just normal sneakers.

Based on the trailer this is classic Carrey kino style. I'm glad he's back to his roots and not trying to do serious social commentary again.

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Does Sticks believe in the Jewish zionist conspiracy?

As long as we can agree that its unacceptable to laugh at this past the age of 10, I'll take it

He was perturbed that the arms were blue, but he doesn't really care. He believes that his headcanon Sonic exists in a parallel dimension and he is able to travel mentally to that dimension.

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

>eggman
>not an egg

>being autistic enough to unironically care about the eggman robotnik debate
is that way --->

BEEN SPENDING MOST MY RINGS

RUNNING THROUGH THE EMERALD AND THE GREEN

UHHHHHHHHHHH...

MEOW?

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>every hero has a genesis

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reported for not using spoiler tags

based zoomer

this unironically seems indistinguishable from that detective pikachu trailer to me

Your nostalgia goggles must be fused to your skull

It's so bad it becomes good and then bad again.

Sonic 3 + Knuckles, all day everyday

She answers the most googled questions about her

>Maces cinema employee
DON'T

you can hear the tiny gears of her brain turning

>just watch it
>look guys our trailer got 50.000.000 views!!

I couldn´t care less about his twitter feed or his political opinions. I want an unhinged Carrey and here he is. Good news for me. You can go back to your GoT and Marvel binge-watching pleb.

Too on the nose?

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LOLE KINO KINO KINO
*flosses*

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Great! The actual movie is a FUCKING SEQUEL!

>not having nostalgia goggles to begin with
based underage poster

Why did they play gangsta's paradise??? Couldn't they have done a lengthy remix of this? youtube.com/watch?v=mSrDbR2pyKg

Indeed. What the hell, Paramount?

Imagine how those hands would feel on your face

Why can't they just make an animated Sonic film for kids?

Who are they trying to appeal to with the whole detective pikachu thing?

The nigger music really kills an already dumb trailer, why do americans feel the need to keep pushing their nigger love on everything?
Jim seem to be his old self tho. I will watch this on netflix, i won't even pirate it,

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

>whats the snappiest way we can incorporate the word genesis into this trailer
>I got it!

saved

the only part of the movie that looks good is him.

>doesn't post the real trailer so it doesn't get views
Can you guess how I know you're a Disney shill?

>excessive Jim Carrey overacting
what year of high school are you in?

My little sister wants to see it which means I'm going to get dragged along

GOTTA FLOP FAST

Looks kino to me bud.

SENTRY GOIN' UP

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yet again another case of hollywood forcing interracial relationships

Haha what a cuck

EY SONIC YOU KNOW WHAT A HASSA IS

Jim Carrey acting like he’s in a Living Color skit. I don’t know if I like that or not.

Well shit

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Look, I'd love to go back in time and rent Ace Ventura for a friday night sleepover too, but we have to move on and face the music

Spoiling means revealing plot details. This has no plot. Fuck off.

>Sonic "flosses"
fucking end me already

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gotta think about merchandise friend

I was a sonic kid. I was born in 1990 and played the genesis games as my first console and the Dreamcast was one of my great childhood memories.

But I agree, they need to trash the whole franchise and only wheel it out as nostalgia bait and as the company's mascot.

It was unbelievable to me even in 2006 to see people trying to salvage the idea of the recent sonic games or the franchise as worthwhile. Everything is soaked in deep and disturbing autism.

Advise parents not to let their kids see this film if they want their kids to be normal.

Is this gyrocopter from DotA 2?

>gangster's paradise
why not use a crush 40 song?
rolling around at the speed of sound etc keep it upbeat and fun...

Smash Bros

He is the only good thing about this movie.

Why didn't they just make an animated film like Mario? Fuck, why live- action? Why on fucking USA?

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Sonic is Dab incarnate.
Next you're going to say Hom Dr Simpson's about to get sent to the mental Hospital. Again.

doubt / 10, weird al has a history of getting explicit permission to do his parodies so for coolio to hate it he would have had to have signed off on it after seeing the idea pitch and then done a 180 after getting his money

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amazingly, Arya is not the worst thing in media this week.

It's like one of those SpongeBob close up scenes but turned in to a whole movie

Is rouge at least in it and does she have big brown tits?

Manbabies?

Is it even possible to win over sonic autists no matter production cost? It looks like a low effort boomer bait to go to watch this movie with their kids.

Jim Carrey was never good and he's a murderer.

Couldn't even disguise the bald cap. Even the mask had better CGI than this

Because they don't like money, duh.

The fanbase fucking hates it.

she knows

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Why didn't they just make up a plot based off the cartoon? This could have easily been as entertaining as Speed Racer and instead they went with this hyper realized cringey shit.

>we have to move on and face the music
i've got just the music for you
youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

Capaldi is such an amazing actor. That scene was improv.

>american project

gotta throw in some negro worship in there

is she cute?

Sonic is a 90s character.
They are leaving behind the 80s and going full on 90s.

THIS IS SO GOOD

The worst thing in the Sonic movie is Sonic himself. Everything else is fine. They could have retooled it into being an Eggman origin story instead and I would be perfectly fine with it.

everyday we get closer to this
you now remember that the original 80's mario movie script was JoJo meets 20's crime noir

>tfw read a sonic cyoa as a kid
>it felt grimdark as fuck with killer robots and miserable dead ends everywhere
>its 2019
>and we get this abonination instead with none of the innocent charm of the game, nor the edgy grimdark appeal you could borrow from a book

fucking hell what were they thinking

So the black girl is the love Interest

Everything about it doesn't even look too bad for a Sanic movie, but Sanic himself looks pretty fucked up. Don't know what they were thinking.

>Jim Carrey was never good
kill yourself greasy beaner zoomermutt

>This. Absolutely this. Fuck Sonic fans, how can you be a fucking Sonic fan in this day and age? The games are shit, the character is shit, the whole package is for autistic furries. I'm glad they have to swallow this rancid pile of diarrhea

the only reason for sonic series to exist anymore is to generate rule34 with the one rare exception of sonic boom which is a surprisingly well written TV series that the fandom doesn't really deserve. what they should get instead is tails bench part 2 cuckolding boogaloo and a couple mediocre console games

>post credits scene
>sonic looks directly at the camera
>By the way Christopher, CWCville will never be real and sonichu is a cuck. But in the stone age...
>cut to black as Chris has a stroke and heart attack at the same time

Um, ackshually sweetie, Ace Ventura is like really problematic, ok? I mean the transphobia in that movie is so wrong and hateful, I am literally shaking as I am typing this out. I can't believe I have to explain this to you, but being such a thick-headed bigot must mean that thinking the strong and beautiful Lois Einhorn was deserving of her treatment at the end of that film.

>Although Weird Al received permission from Interscope Records to parody “Gangsta’s Paradise,” rapper Coolio didn’t give Yankovic consent to write the parody “Amish Paradise.” After the Grammy Awards in 1995, Coolio spoke out against the parody, “[I] ain’t with that … I think that my song was too serious … I really … don’t appreciate him desecrating the song like that … his record company asked for my permission, and I said no. But they did it anyway.”

>According to Yankovic, it was all a misunderstanding: “Two separate people from my label told me that they had personally talked to Coolio … and that he told them that he was okay with the whole parody idea … Halfway into production, my record label told me that Coolio’s management had a problem with the parody, even though Coolio personally was okay with it. My label told me … they would iron things out—so I proceeded with the recording and finished the album.”

He decided he didn't care later though

Keep spreading the word.
Thank you for the free marketing

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call me a boomer, but the trailer looked interesting enough

>Everything else is fine.
Goddamn, some people have such low standards. This is how Hollywood gets away with just shovelling shit in front of people and getting them to willingly pay for it.

lol

I can't in an imagine what it was like sucking tits.

>character sees weird character
>screams
>weird character screams as a response

This is why people go on rampage shooting. Do something original instead of shitting the same thing over and over. People feel like hamsters running in a wheel with this shit and they snap.

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It looks like it actually is one. Sonic has all his powers from the start and doesn't change, while Eggman goes through some kind of character arc and gets into Sonic world.

WHY IS SAUL TIGH IN THIS?!

Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Mania
Generations
Adventure 2

Yeah I guess

FINALLY a movie without a interracial couple forced... oh never mind. It's the rare WMBF specimen.

wicked nihilistic post

LOOK AT THE WEAR ON HIS PALMS AND HIS LITTLE FINGERNAILS. THIS IS SO GOOD.

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AS I WALK THROUGH KINGDOM VALLEY AND EMERALD COAST

I TAKE A LOOK AT MY RINGS AND REALISE THEY'RE GONE

CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER PLAYER 06 FOR FAR TOO LONG

EVEN CHRIS CHAN THINK THAT MY MIND IS GONE

He's Jim Carrey, overracting is his whole shtick.

Does anyone young enough for that gag to be fresh and funny to even go to theaters anymore?

Hey sneed
yore ugleh

jej

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>fingernails
>hands are just white and no gloves

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Give me the Chaos Emeralds

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>Gangsta Paradise

Holy shit, they're giving a shout out to Chris

youtube.com/watch?v=t-uY2QpW51I

go masturbate to citizen kane and cry more about it.

this, he's basically thin chris farley

/mlp/
/trash/
Take your pick but you can't stay here

CARREY KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

what the fuck is wrong with that nigger's forehead and hairline

>joker sees society
>screams
It's all so tiresome. Gamers rise up.

I bet he gives the best handjobs

I wonder if they'll show his fast feeties

What the fuck is that thing?. My first instinct is to kill it with a broom's handle

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me irl

OH NONONONO

Surprised they haven’t touched graphic novels yet

Is this it? Has humanity finally reached the memes singularity?

why are people saying Carrey is back when he hasn't delivered a good performance in 15 years and a good comedic performance in 2 decades?

The blue arms are the worst part of all this honestly

From masturbating? Masturbating what? They didnt give him a dick

weak

>As I run through Green Hill
>Collecting my rings
>Jumping on some robots
>And hopping on springs
>But I've just been spindashing so long
>That even Knuckles thinks that my mind is gone

HE'S ALLOWED TO WEAR PUMA TRAINERS BUT NOT GLOVES. THIS IS AMAZING.

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He can dodge rockets but he can't doge a tranquilizer? And it wants me to take it seriously as a piece of sci fi? fuck off sony

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He's championing socialism so retards love him

This movie has to be a front for some sort of illegal scheme, I don't understand how it can accomplish literally nothing right. I can't find a redeemable thing in this trailer.

It's like history repeating itself with the live-action Mario Bros. movie but at least that had Bob Hoskins. What the fuck.

Because they're nostalgiacuck pissbabies

>endgame shitshow
>got ending shitshow
>Sonic&Pikachu shitshow
>SW shitshow
>in the end Joker will be the punchline
This will be a historical year for clown world cinema.

God, that black girl is hot as fuck

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jim carry seems fine
but not for a sonic movie
rest is even more garbage

*record scratch*

GOTTAM

OH NO NO NO

>the live-action Mario Bros. movie
Don't you fucking dare talk shit about that kino

>Amelie sex scene.jpg

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HEY SONIC

YOU'RE UGLEH

>That unfunny overacting by Jim Carrie
So this is the movie that made him go insane?

be a lot cooler if this movie had a sex scene, but that wont happen

I will repeat: what teh fuck is up with that nigger's forehead and hairline? why are they so fucking ugly and alien looking?

You'd have to already be insane to attach your name to this project

>And it wants me to take it seriously?
are you autistic?

*Sips*
Ahhh... now Sonic Adventure 2, those were the days.

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>he doesn't know that the eyes are at the vertical center of your face
top zozzle

I might be the only one who is fine with Jim Carrey doing wacky shit again instead of the pretentious crap he's been doing.

it feels like woody woodpecker will appear in any second.

We get it, you're racist. Wanna cookie?

she looks like an alium

Jim Carrey has always been known for unfunny overacting and being legitimately insane..

This will be a shameful watch of a yify download that I never tell anyone about.

>doesn't understand basic Sonic fandom reference

she looks like she fucks white guys. also she's 38 years old

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JUST

this is gonna be shitpostkino, i can feel it.

>serious piece of sci fi
Kek. If there ever were a movie where I'm ok with the phrase "just turn your brain off" it's this one.

>aliens are cute when they're white like muh waifu Anya
>reeeee alien niggers
back to your containment board, incel.

At least they didn't pull this shit with a franchise worth caring about, like Megaman.

MADE

I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back

GATTA GO FAST

Crown him.
Crown the hedgehog.

hoping for an obama cameo

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Jim Carrey as Dr. Wily would be pure, unadulterated kino to be quite honest with you fampai

>Grotesque video game adaptation of cartoony characters to real-life for some reason
>Jim Carrey overacting
>Inappropriate music choices

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This almost made me believe the trailer was a joke and the movie is going to be completely different.

TAKE ME BACK

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I'M THE PIOUS GUY THE LITTLE AMLETS WANNA BE LIKE
ON MY KNEES DAY AND NIGHT, SCORIN POINTS FOR THE AFTERLIFE

WHY is no one talking about how terrible the animation looks. Woody fucking Woodpecker looks miles better

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>being this devoid of taste
seek help user

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They refuse to learn. They would rather forcibly re-educate the populous than try to actually cater to it.

>I do my heavy lifting at the library

>Hey look at that, I took 6 million steps today...
>*winks at the camera*
>Allegedly.
what did they mean by this

the memes have started and we've only just seen the trailer

This whole trailer looks like it came from the reality where 2004 never ended.

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he did more steps

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The memes from this movie will surpass the TDKR ones. I'm calling it.

@113800452
>Jim Carrey overacting
you're just repeating this to farm (you)s at this point, zoomer. no dice.

Kid Me would have loved this but Adult Me is horrified

I'm going to drop so much acid before watching this garbage

The only thing worthy in this trailer was that child-in-a-bag joke at the end, everything else is shite

BLACKS DON'T CRACK

Kid me wasn't autistic and wouldn't have cared because he was too busy playing baseball and sucking 14 year old titties. Adult me thinks it's dumb fun and will definitely watch it when the HDrip comes out.

>implying rapping over one of the greatest songs of all time makes it yours.
Gangsta's Paradise was a mistake

holy shit I never realized how detailed the model for WW was

imagine being the 3d artist who worked on that garbage fire of a movie and seeing your creation used in the most lackluster way possible

Sticks is NOT stupid

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I remember that as well, user. But you also have to remember that Coolio is just another stupid nigger that wanted to fill his life with rimz n' gold teef, so he OK'ed Weird Al to do the parody for the $$$.

...Yakub?

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sonic games, even at the lowest point were never anything worse than mediocre. it's just that reviewers like to hate on it to seem cool.

Social darwinism, ethnic cleansing and eugenics, in order to breed a tribe strong enough to prevail in the rattata race war.

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Movies have gotten so lazy
People will literally eat anything in front of them

The leg just kills me. It eerily reminiscent of Sonic Dreams Collection.

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Its up to us to save society from itself...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

How this dude gonna work all lower body all the time and still look like he skipped leg day

>mfw this is going to dab on the rise of Skywalker along with Jumanji 2

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