>Nearly die at the hands of the Mountain
>Resurrected 19 times by the Lord of Light
>Blessed with a flaming sword
>Founded one of the largest unalligned armies in Westeros history
>Survived the raid beyond the Wall
>ALL SO HE COULD DIE DOING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING HODOR DID FOR BRAN
>Literally the most blessed man in world of thrones, just so he can die doing a task LITERALLY ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE.
How do you write this shit?
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The culmination of this man's destiny was to hold the dead back for about 20 seconds in a doorway
it's literally fan fiction writing at this point
Sorry sweaty only women understand this show because it's made for women. Now run along and try unsuccessfully to have sex :)
what happened to the rest of the brotherhood without banner btw?
You wouldnt be complaining if he died for Jon or any other male
I want Jon to die as much as Danny at this point
Also Beric is already dead. His ending in the show was retarded on multiple levels, his ass would not survive a few stabs and he definitely wouldn't push so hard to protect anyone but himself and Thoros
If the Lord of Light can alter people's fate so they can assist another person whose fate got altered so she/he's a the right place at the right time, then why doesn't the Lord of Light simply make somebody drop a shard of dragonglass at the right place so that the Nightking trips and falls onto it?
>Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman's hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?
>hurr durr gurm can't write
Friendly reminder that Dondarrion was supposed to die after the Red Wedding to reanimate Cat's corpse to become a vengeful murder machine in an entirely ignored arc of the infinitely better written source material.
I wish Jon dies and all female characters are raped and murdered by Dorne soldiers.
>infinitely better
>arc that went nowhere and was never resolved
Come on, they're both shit.
>19
It was 5
>Dorne soldiers.
who? what?
Yeah I know, I think it was joke made by the Hound that he was resurrected 19 times
His entire life and repeated resurrections led up to him protecting a fat Anglo mutt so she could teleport behind a cold man and defeat the white male patriarchy
>Your entire task as a human being is to guide some goblin through a corridor
Wew, sounds depressing as fuck.
That’s what it’s like when you lead the Brothers without Banter.
the bad pussy people
I would,the battle should of been an actual battle instead of a sweep and an asspull
I mean they skipped his real purpose from the books where he's already dead.
>implying they will reappear
what's the status there anyway? Their armies are intact right? So they should march against Cercei, right?
Massacred at the hands of Ser Twainty Gudmen
Poor Beric :(
>he definitely wouldn't push so hard to protect anyone but himself and Thoros
That's completely retarded considering he died several times for the smallfolk
HOLD THE DOOR
I think D&D are just going everyone forgets Dorne exists in the showverse at this point.
lmao
yeah, I know.
The real question is if the Lord of Light needs Arya alive, can't he just resurrect her instead, when needed?
>showfags actually think the lord of light is real because melly can do a few magic tricks
How else do you cast Greater Fire Weapon?
Or Power Word: Torch?
You know the red gem melly dropped? that's how she does her actual magic including her self glamour to hide her age (most of her stuff is literal magic tricks though). And it's blood red for a reason, shit has souls in it.
Okay, but why do Thoros and Melisandra seem to full heartedly actually believe in the Lord of Light then? And how did Thoros do his tricks? Or Beric for that matter?
>he did all of these amazing and valuable things
>but the only reason he ever existed is these 20 seconds of his heroic death
Imagine being so retarded as to be actively aware of all that he's done and still think that somehow none of that matters now because it also culminated in a heroic death.
And also what about all the other red priestesses in Dothraki land? They were seen proselytizing the religion for the Lord of Light leading the viewer to believe it was gonna be a huge major world religion at some point.
Thoros and mel are from the Essos religious sect that worships R'hllor. In the books mel's pov shows she really doesn't know much and plays it up for stannis and everyone else. Beric doesn't do any tricks, it's unknown why Thoros can resurrect people but presumably it's due to his bloodline. It's semi implied that targs and valyrians, starks etc have magic infused blood (likely through human sacrifice). And also magic seems to be influenced by the comet or some cyclical event.
This wasnt worth it?
Arya BTFO NK was based
>bookfags think their info even matters anymore
We're past actual writing guy, give it up
Also the vision in the fire from the complete unbeliever Clegane
>Dies like a cross
Did Snyder direct this? Subtle.
I think you mean in braavos or the free cities since the dothraki would just kill them. The red priests have been trying to spread to westeros (they already have an established sect in essos), but Thoros failed to convince bobby b and became a drunk instead.
Beric's rezzing was the only significant spreading ie the brotherhood and also Victarion nabs a negro named moqorro who he uses for his visions but hasn't yet converted or anything.
>Thinking that dying in order to hold back the dead for 20 seconds in order for a deus ex machina to take place is a worthwhile conclusion to an arc
>thinking of life in terms of conclusion to arcs
>expecting expansive, surprising new plotlines in a 6-episode final season
>getting mad at one of the few people to actually die for the cause of the battle, getting to throw a flaming sword in the process
Thank you for attaching this recent photo of yourself. It really brings out your eyes.
>Guys its okay to accept shitty writing because its the last season you guys
>Why are you not currently sucking D&Ds cocks right now guys?
>Why would people expect actual payoff in their works of fiction
>He threw his sword to kill like one undead, that's a satisfactory payoff
surprised he survived this long desu
still, i'd rather have jon die than him
HOLD THE CORIDOOR
The best way to have used Beric was what the other user said. Have him sacrifice his life to resurrect a dead Hound, who overcomes his fear of fire, and takes on Beric's sword as his weapon.
>cercei
i hope you burn irl, seriously
i hope
you die a fucking VIRGIN, you fat fucking mongoloid mobile-posting child of a grown, bearded man who still lives with his own mother
REMINDER
R E M I N D E R that every fucking cunt who can't spell a character's name after 10 fucking years is officially fucking retarded dyslexic autist with down syndrome
Thoros never happened then?
>How do you write this shit?
ALL MEN ARE DISPOSABLE. Only women are important, get over it shitlord.
Go have sex, ohh sorry, you cant! because you are so ugly that not woman would lower their standards to pay attention to you. The world is finally female now, we rule, either you like our entertainment or fuck off.
hoardor
>should of
I hate Americans
this was retarded and bad
have sex change
How do you voicemax to sound like Richard Dormer?
>tfw D&D managed to make heroic self-sacrifice seem trite and stupid
How do we end this Hebraic subversion?
Why did he just stand there with his eternally burning sword when Missandre was slowly escorted to cast a spell or prayer to ignite the barriers around the castle?
the stupid part (one of the stupid parts) is that anyone could have fulfilled his purpose ( help arya for 5 minutes) it's not something only he could have done. it was not absolutely necessary to ress him 19 times, instead the lord of light could have simply put someone else on her path to help her, give the hound a vision and make him help arya for example.
basically the lord of light used 19 ressurrections when he could have used 1 suggestion, not very efficient on his behalf.
maybe he had to do more, it was just that the final thing he had to do was to help arya. he was resurrected so he could help all of those people he helped along the way, it's just that it culminated with that final thing he had to do, if that makes sense.
so it's not that he was brought back just so he could hold the corridor, it was so he could do everything he did up until that point too.
>Hound finds Beric's sword
>Cleganebowl happens
>looks like he is losing
>parries The Mountain one last time
>sword ignites
>sandor is now a warrior of light, touched by fire
>actually grasping at straws this hard to excuse dumb & dumber
>he definitely wouldn't push so hard to protect anyone but himself and Thoros
Beric was the only true hero left you mong. HE WAS OUR FRIEND!!!!!
I want to fuck her so bad
yeah I don't get this "brought back for a purpose" thing. sure someone needed to be there but why him?
I dunno if they would have had time to do that whole ritual in the seconds before bran was about to be killed
Didn't they already show that the resurrection literally does take seconds though? At least when Thoros did it?
The goat
>a few stabs
It’s possible to survive multiple stab wounds, it all depends on where the blade penetrates. Beric the fire wight surviving long enough to get to safety isn’t really that unbelievable
He was unironically my favourite character. Closest thing we'll get to a crusader/paladin in this fucking shitshow.
I wanted him to light the trenches with his flaming sword, orc berserker style
It will be you who is getting fucked.
A fat girl with a dog named khaleesi tried to mack on me once. Still disgusted by even having to talk to her
Doesn't matter, still the coolest character in this shitshow.
That would be kinda epic.
>Because Beric is Goyim and D&D see the Goyim as cattle
It was beyond moronic. Beric shouldve survives to get Arya into the godswood, taken on the white walkers, distracting them, dying an epic death, and giving Arya an opening to go for the NK and eliminating the “teleports behind you xD” plothole