Are these the two tightest bros in Yea Forums history?
Are these the two tightest bros in Yea Forums history?
Blake Wilson
Isaiah Allen
Even the gladiator that Lucius killed was so inspired he screamed out THIIIRRRTEEEENTH as Lucius impaled him with the sharp end of his mace
Jeremiah Mitchell
No, one looks a bit Gaulish to me.
Hudson Robinson
>get back in formation you drunken fool
And beer hasnt been invented at that time.
stupid romanboos
Julian Adams
>XIII
Levi Allen
Fucking what? 3500–3100 BC was the literal chemical proof of the creation of beer, with a few thousand years added on if you take storage vessels to be proof. Even if that was the case, the Romans would have been drinking wine. Beer was around BEFORE wine, but wine became popular after the Romans followed the Greeks into diluting their wine with water. Ancient Wine being both much sweeter and way more alcoholic (I assume like a modern dessert wine or Mavrodaphne which is itself from Greece) and the Romans (and I assume Greeks) thought anybody who drank wine straight/neat was a barbarian of the highest calibre. Therefore, when he's calling him a drunken fool, he is essentially calling him a barbarian (in both his drunken state and his lack of formation control, both the height of barbarity in ancient Rome) because if he's drunk then he's likely been drinking his wine straight and not diluted. However, the Celtic/Germanic and Briton tribes drank beer much more readily than Rome and the Romans introduced grapes to wine and wine became attached to civilised society. In UK, mead was the most popular drink (also known as honey wine) and later was replaced by beer, then rum, then gin (which the Dutch imported during the Bloodless Revolution since the King of England was now Dutch, also cemented England as the world's superpower thanks to him) it is only now it's been replaced by beer. However, the Chinese drink the most beer in the world.
Jace Ortiz
>this guy drinks
Joseph King
Kill yourself reddit nigger
Xavier Gonzalez
Based and beerpilled
Joseph Bailey
THIRTEEN
Brandon Richardson
By that time beer had been around longer than the distance between us and the Roman empire.
William Lopez
>Therefore, when he's calling him a drunken fool, he is essentially calling him a barbarian
While that's a nice idea I highly doubt it's that intricate or deep. It is as it is. Still, makes sense. I doubt they would have said that or have meant it as such an insult, but you never know with Romans. Weirdos.
Jaxon Nelson
l'll not deny it, friend, l have a Gallic look about me, but l'm as solid Roman as you are.
l've shed blood for Rome. My father shed blood for Rome, as did his father and his father before him.
My wife-- my wife was born here in the Aventine! l am as solid a Roman as any man here!
Juan Thomas
He's as true Roman as the rest of them.
Dominic Collins
>Kevin McKidd
We've got one good gladius, they've got a thousand. We don't even know if Labienus's intel is any good.
Austin Richardson
Based poindexter
Dominic Murphy
Friendly reminder that none of Atia's petty schemes and plots could hold a candle to the level of intrigue based Livia got up to.
Joseph Anderson
You dumb git.
Nathan Jackson
Until someone adapts these two fine Roman fellows into a story for the ages, yes.
Gabriel Sanchez
>tfw you accidentally murder your bro's slave because he married your waifu
THAT BOY WAS MY PROPERTY
Aaron Clark
Why is male friendship the best friendship bros?
David Harris
>petty schemes
>becomes unofficial first woman of rome
>becomes mother to the first citizen and later emperor
>shits on livia and puts her in her place
Mason Jones
>Assassinates all of the Julio blood descendants permitting the ascension of the Claudian dynasty after Octavian's death.
Jordan Hernandez
irl shitposting
John Perez
>user, have you penetrated anyone yet?
Easton Powell
Its the only kind that exists. female """friendship""" is an utter sham
Camden Thompson
Brandon Hill
>Are these the two tightest bros in Yea Forums history?
They both existed in real life. Julius Caesar wrote about both of them at various times, mentioning them by name....Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus. You have to be quite a good soldier to have Caesar remember you fondly.
Ryan Clark
Fucking kill yourself reddit nigger, ignorant little cock sucker just repeating shit you've seen others say. I hope you and you disgusting cunt of a mother both get cancer. Fucking faggot.
Logan Price
Seething celt
Mason Wood
>Seething
reddit nigger tourist.
Tyler Martin
No, that'd be
Bentley Moore
>beer hadn't been invented
uhh maybe he was drinking wine?? ya know, in vino veritas? I dunno dude, i think its possible
Nathan Brooks
Kevin Moore
yes I went down to the brothel and did the deed very recently!
Jace Robinson
Her sex scene was made for the pause button
Owen Robinson
John Smith and the Sheriff shared a woman and a kid while fighting future crime in the Dead Zone.
And of course Spartacus and Varus.
Blake Bell
is she to blame for Octavius porking her own sister?
he was getting peer pressured
William Adams
Based
Kayden King
I heard learned men in Greece said there is nothing after life, that this is all there is to it.... :(
Jordan Cooper
Based and Sharpepilled
Adrian Mitchell
These two come at a close second
Isaac Martinez
Reminder that Rome got offed and Game of Shit got to have 8 fucking seasons.
Angel Sanchez
>beer being that new
Go read a fucking book dipshit
Eli Price
Because Rome and the alike are things women can't understand, whereas Game of Shit has a massive female audience.
Oliver Evans
>such a based cast like rome will never come together again
>show was pushed out for actors like emilia clarke sophie turner maise kit etc
The casting for Rome was just too fucking good and they threw it all away to give jobs to these hacks.
Luis Bell
Not even the best on the show.
I hope we get a Rome reunion like Deadwood.
Owen Ramirez
What about them?
Jose Reed
Gavin Barnes
they never fugged tho
Tyler Parker
is that superman?
he looks so miscasted
Ethan Carter
>miscasted
Aaron Sanchez
he was a degenerate pervert anyway. he knew his sister was only doing it to get information out of him.
Gabriel Johnson
Colton Sanchez
a toast for a dumb fuck
Isaiah Sullivan
Ragnar and Applestand were pretty good.
Andrew Jackson
Kirk and Spock still hold that title.
Christian Butler
His keep dying, though.
Evan Robinson
Hunter Flores
>gets dabbled on by caligula for killing his family
>get replaced by based farmer man Vespasianus
What was the next step in her master plan?
Nathan Garcia
I fucking love her tits
Joseph Evans
This, and women and soibois love buying merch, GoT exists to sell funkopops and tshirts.
Luis Rivera
Did Vorenus have autism?
Jason Ramirez
beer is one of the oldest inventions on earth.
Xavier Sanchez
funny how out of all the characters he resembles these roman sculptures the most then
Jaxon Reyes
I didnt know Tom Jones did some acting.
Austin Fisher
Easton Hall
>he never heard of Budweiserium
Jaxson Parker
Pretty much
Jacob Mitchell
autism aka catonism was a political stance back then
Elijah Cruz
>beer hasnt been invented at that time
It's a good thing you didn't post this on /his/ because you'd be getting twice as many replies calling you retarded.
Austin Evans
Most of Caesar's legionaries were Cisalpine Gauls
Wyatt Lewis
>Thinking Augustus needed a reason to get up to his shenanigans.
You don't become the best statesman in Western history without breaking off a piece.
William Perry
If sergent arseling had lived and they kept adventures going, I'd say he would have a strong case for being number 2
Blake Watson
Greeks talk a whole lotta nonsense
Christopher Parker
This show did individual battle slowmos better than GOT. Should have hired the guys that did that fancy camera set-up.
Jayden Ross
He eats true roman bread made by the guild of millers and thus he is a true roman
Xavier Jones
hhnnngggggggggg
Angel Thompson
You just KNOW there's a burger flag behind this post.