Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you anonymutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "Marvel" this, "Game of Throne" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A retard
(WHAT?)
A autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the the thread
(WHAT?)
Send all you normie sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
Give me the microphone
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How do I get a body like that lads?
OKAY AUSTIN I HEARD ENOUGH IF YOU CONTINUE TO RUN YOUR MOUTH I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS FIRED FROM Yea Forums
DRINK BEER
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
Based Austin working Yea Forums simps into a shoot.
Beer is yucky, unless it's root
NO CHANCE
>h-hunter just give me the strap one more time, I'll suck your cock this time for real!
who else here /jobsquad/
The absolute state of hbgay.
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
LISTEN TO THE OVATION
AUSTIN DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN IF HE'S BANNED OR NOT
CAUSE THAT WHAT YOU GOT
>The one with the STOREFRONTS
fucking kek
>tfw you left wwmeme and avoided getting buried by triple gaytch so you could make litty kino and draw dimes in the box office
Why is he so based bros?
NOW THIS HERE REALLY PISSES OFF STONE COLD
*WHAT*
TAKE THIS CALIFORNIA SHOOTER
*WHAT*
I SAID TAKE THAT SORRY SON OF BITCH THAT PLAYED PIANO
*WHAT*
BRIGHT YOUNG KID
*WHAT*
GREAT LOOK
*WHAT*
GOOD WORKER
*WHAT*
BRIGHT FUTURE
*WHAT*
GOES ON THESE JOBBER FORMS
*WHAT*
GETS RADICALIZED
*WHAT*
FALLS FOR THE SHITPOSTS
*WHAT*
IRONY POISONING
*WHAT*
DEVELOPS AUTISM
*WHAT*
TRIES OPENING UP A CAN OF WHOP ASS ON A SYNAGOGUE
*WHAT*
UH UH
*WHAT*
GETS BURIED 5 MINUTES INTO HIS MATCH
*WHAT*
EXPOSED
*WHAT*
THREW HIS LIFE AWAY FOR NOTHING
*WHAT*
NOW HE'LL BE WORKING THE INDIES REST OF HIS LIFE
*WHAT*
DAMN SHAME
Big dimes rocky was always based and knew how to avoid getting worked into a shoot by vince and haitch. Watching him verbally buttfuck haitch on the mic was great.
you BITCH
Oh damn, I almost forgot about Namasensei.
>son why did I find a whole bunch of pictures of female celebrities feet on your computer? that's it, wrestlers court and bring a six pack of beer with you! 50 pure strikes for you!
Rock is arguably the only person to escape the shovel. This fact alone makes Gaytch seethe along with the fact Rocky buried this roody promo every promo they shared
Austin... you're fired
Ding dong diddly based.
YA SEE, STEVE...
kek member when he would sit up really fast it was considered impressive because Americans are fat dumb goys?
Royal Rumble 2020
Final Entrant
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T-Taker-sama! Please no, I-I promise I'll delete them off my computer! And I'll delete the folder with divas feet as well!
mmmmmmm bring a bottle of jack tomorrow in gorilla position or I'm bringing the pure strikes
You talking shit about the business son? Wrestlers court! Now!
Sorry but you still gotta pay the price.
Y-Yes taker-sama!
The Rock is so good on the mic he buried Billy Gunn's entire push with one promo
Okay Yea Forums take a bump.
'OL STONE COLD DON'T PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS SON HE'LL BE DIRECT WITH YOU
*WHAT*
HE'LL BE HONEST
*WHAT*
HE'LL BE REASONABLE
*WHAT*
HELL 'OL STONE COLD MIGHT EVEN CONCEDE A POINT
*WHAT*
BUT STONE COLD WON'T START LARPING ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD JUST BECAUSE HE SAW A TRANNY ON THE BUS
*WHAT*
'OL STONE COLD WON'T CIRCLE JERK IN NATSOC GENERALS
*WHAT*
THAT'S CRINGEY
*WHAT*
EMBARRASSING
*WHAT*
HUMILIATING
*WHAT*
HELL IT'S DOWNRIGHT AUTISTIC
*WHAT*
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
Imagine being a mid carder cause you didn't suck off vince and getting buried by based rocky.
HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20 FOOT LADDER
Kane?
UH YOU SEE CIA, IN THIS BUSINESS YOU UH DON'T GET TO BRING MID CARDERS
lol nice
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA CHECK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
I SAID SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
>WHAT?!
THE LOGISTICS
>WHAT?!
THE DEATHTOLL PER DAY
>WHAT?!
THE TIME TO CREMATE THOSE BODIES
>WHAT?!
IT DON'T ADD UP
>WHAT?!
IT GOT THE OL' NOGGIN' JOGGIN
>WHAT?!
THE ALMONDS ACTIVATIN'
>WHAT?!
THE PISTACHIOS PERCALATIN'
>WHAT?!
SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
AND A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
MOSSAD
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR BIG NOSES
>WHAT?!
AND YOU'RE BEADY LITTLE EYES
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M STOP A MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
TWO STUNNER
>WHAT?!
THREE STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THE HOLOCAUST, IS A HOLOHOAX
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
VASED
They're not my workers.
SO SILENT
WELL UH YOU SEE VINCE, THERE'S NO CHARGE FOR THEM
Name a more based tag team than the Yea Forums-Yea Forums connection
based
And why would I sign them?
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THEY JOB FOR THE DEMON, THE BIG RED MACHINE
THE MASKED MAN
REY?
Bret the Shitman Fart
>why does Canada suck?
>THEY SUCK CUZ THEY SAID WE SUCK
KANE? Get him on the bus, I'll call it in!
THE PUSH PLAN I JUST CALLED IN WITH THE FEDERATION HERE LISTS ME, MY MASTODONS, JOHNATHON COACHMAN HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
FIRST ONE TO JOB GETS TO STAY ON MY ROSTER
Why a wrestling threads on Yea Forums so much funner than Yea Forums?
Cause Yea Forums is boring repetitive shitposting.
AHEM, I, uh, am obligated to inform Mr. Austin and all of the fans of the World Wrestling Federation that I am actually totally in charge, and all the latest merchandise can be ordered directly from TITAN SPORTS at the 1-800 number on your screen, except for my daughter's virginity, I can never buy that back from Vince. Or my son's from Pat Patterson.
first time on Yea Forums in like 2 weeks cause its the only actual way to avoid spoilers if you actually give a shit about that
this is the first thread I see
>funner
kys
off topic threads are always the best as a general rule. it's not tainted with cynicism and edgey faggots pushing an agenda
TELL ME ABOUT KANE GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD PUSH A MAN BEFORE JOBBING HIM OUT TO KANE
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN UNDERPAYED CONTRACTOR!
have we started the fire?
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK GOD DAMN IT!
YES THE FIRE RISES
Can I post some based Vince?
I'm gonna post some based Vince.
I'm gunna be real bummed out the day Vince lays down for the 3 count
Well La De Day Steve you're gonna shit all over my posts you know what else I'm gonna shit on all over your posts. I'm gonna add marvel frog posts, captain marvel posts, and GOT in all of your threads. And everytime you delete your old thread and start a new one I'm going to be there as the first post, and the second post even in the banned threads NO ONE CAN TOUCH ME!
And you always had this idea that these popular television shows would just go away and I realized its imaginary and what's real is me and the fact that day in and day out I have sit through 50 Star Wars threads because JJ gets a boner MAKES ME SICK.
YOU WILL SIT THERE AND READ ALL THE MARVEL AND GOT THREADS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Nobody cared who I was until I took on the gimmick.
NO MORE HARDCORE TITLE STEVEN
I IF PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU JOB?
I like you, have a waifu.
It would be extremely painful.
YOU'RE A BIG WORKER
For the business.
BEAT DEBRA
SO SILENT
hey user you ever hear this vince story? pic related it left me pissing my pants
FUCK YOU BITCH
has stephanie's chin gotten bigger these past few years?
Is this the "Vince likes to win" story?
TRIPLE HAAAAITCH
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*Sips Ahh Stone Cold now THAT was a wrestler
someone do 13% of the population etc...
TIME TO PREP THE BULL
TIME TO PREP THE BULL
AHUHUHUHUH
Kane was fucking kino.
WELL LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', MEAN GENE! DESPITE ONLY BEING FOURTEEN PERCENT OF THE POPULATION....
YOU SEE ALL ANONS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT THEY'RE NOT LIKE ME, A GENETIC FREAK
Y'SEE, IF YOU GOT TO GO 1 V 1 WITH ME YOU GOT 66% OF CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT THEN YOU ADD BANE IN THE MIX AND YOU GOT 33% CHANCE AT BEST MINUS 12% AND YOU FAT ASSES GOT -113.2% CHANCE OF WINNING
THE NUMBER DON'T LIE CIA, AND THEY SPELL SNEED FOR YOU
HOLY DING DONG DIDDLY BASED
doNT WorrY I CAn sTiLl PoST I jUST haD sOme piLlies BACksTage.
HOLY FUCK BASED
Based Jeff.
>*sleeps with your fiance*
heh nothing personal kid
Beer is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink milk.
OP here, thanks for all the bumps user. hopefully this is a nice little break from capeshit and GOT for you guys
stonecold posting just became the best thing I've ever seen on Yea Forums
KEVIN NASH RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF ‘92
>YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL RACES ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT NIGGERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY OF YOU HAVE 4 GENERAL RACES, YOU GOT A 1/4 CHANCE AT A CRIMINAL. BUT NIGGERS ARE FREAKS, AND THEY ARE NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 50%, AT BEST, AT A CRIMINAL. THEN YOU ADD SINGLE MOTHERS TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES AT A SUCCESFUL CITIZEN DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE IN RACIAL STATISTIC, YOU GOT A 50% CHANCE AT THE CRIMINAL BEING OF ANOTHER RACE, BUT NIGGERS BY THEMSELVES GOT A 50% CHANCE AT BEING CRIMINALS, BECAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BE RACIST. SO JANNY, YOU TAKE THAT 50% CHANCE, DIVIDED BY THE 13% OF THE POPULATION, THAT MEANS THAT THEIR IS A 26/100th PERCENT CHANCE OF BEING A CRIMINAL. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE 50% MORE LIKELY, IF WE WERE TO COMPARE JAIL RECORDS, THEN ADD IN THE FACT THAT MOST JAILS ARE PRIVATELY OWNED, THEY GOT A 110% CHANCE AT ENDING IN A CELL BEFORE THEY DIE. SEE NIGGERS, THE NUMBERS DONT LIE, AND THEY SPELL SYSTEMIC DISASTER FOR YOU"
>I'M AN AMAZING DANCER FOR A WHITE MAN
MMMM don’t wanna mess with him.
WELL DAMN SON ONCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO RECONSIDER
*WHAT*
CHANGE MY PERSPECTIVE
*WHAT*
ADJUST MY WORLDVIEW
*WHAT*
THING IS SON
*WHAT*
INCELS ARE SORRY SONS OF BITCHES
*WHAT*
THEY BLAME EVERYONE
*WHAT*
BLACKS
*WHAT*
JEWS
*WHAT*
LIBERALS
*WHAT*
TRANNYS
*WHAT*
THING IS user WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR OURSELVES
*WHAT*
WE HAVE TO TAKE ACTION IN OUR LIVES
*WHAT*
A QT JAPANESE GF WON'T JUST FALL IN YOUR LAP
*WHAT*
'OL STONE COLD AGREES WITH CERTAIN POINTS INCELS MAKE SON
*WHAT*
ABOUT ROASTIES
*WHAT*
ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA
*WHAT*
ABOUT SOCIETY
*WHAT*
BUT THEY ARE SIMPLY TOO CRINGEY TO DEFEND SON
*WHAT*
AND THIS SUNDAY AT SUMMERSLAM STONE COLD WILL TAKE WHAT HE WANTS
*WHAT*
THAT Yea Forums WORLD TITLE WILL BE AROUND 'OL STONE COLD'S WAIST
*WHAT*
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
I just saw that for the first time ever. Is that prime Taker cringe or is there better?
Bischoff losing his shit in the corner was the best part.
nah peak carder cringe is when Lebron jobbed him out
Reminder WWE had a tag team called the Mexicools who drove to the ring in tractors. This was in 2006
Ahh yes. The "Juan Deere's".
based
Make way for the literal GOAT
>back when acting gay drew nuclear heat
*sips* yep the good old days
>all of those picture of Eric Bischoff
best raw GM there ever was
I Remember when goldust would gay it up and my dad would wonder why im watching such gay shit. Good times
Him playing it off of Piper was the fucking best.
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Add him to the shoulda been world champions list
right next to Christian
>A thread that isn't capeshit or games of reddit
OP is a cool guy
>that subtle excuse for Vince to keep cutting in scenes from the OJ chase on Wrestlemania
95-96 had some of the most brilliantly campy shit.
based
I always thought that Jericho, Edge, Christian and Test were all the same guy
Even worse they're canadian
>"Stone Cold" Steve Autism
Kek, how the FUCK did your brain deal with the obvious size discrepancy?
The other 3 I can see but Test was pretty fucking big.
the themes alone should be enough to distinguish them from one another
>simps typing it out
Kekity
I don't remember this. Kind of seems like the sort of thing that'd kill wrestling had it ever happened.
I did indeed happen. The Satanist Kevin Sullivan killed Benoit and his family then blamed Chris for it
Absolute Kino match
name a more kino promo
Shits fake as shit, might as well have something genuine.
>fake
what do you mean?
I thought the rock was always a good guy. Did he go the Hollywood hulk Hogan route too?
The Rock was Vince's corporate champion for a while and feuded with Austin, who was the good guy in that scenario.
Rock was more or less heel from the start, after the "green ass legacy babyface" debut.
Austin must have been bigger than I thought unless The Rock wanted to play the villain so close to getting out all together.
>one day stock chart
What's that supposed to prove?
Hmm, never knew that.
Austin was transcendent and was the biggest star in the company bar none until he was forced to retire. The amount of resources Vince dedicated to putting him over is ridiculous, and it worked.
>until he was forced to retire.
he chose to retire
>unless The Rock wanted to play the villain so close to getting out all together
If you're talking about '03, that was after Rock v Hogan where the WM audience forcibly turned Hogan face & Rock heel.
>The amount of resources Vince dedicated to putting him over is ridiculous
Austin got over on his own Vince just poured some fuel on the fire
The ovations Hogan got after that was insane
This. If not for Austing "grabbing the brass ring" with that KOTR promo (which was supposed to be HH's win before the MSG incident far as I remember) Austin would have never gotten THAT push. Least not at that time.
Based desu
Shut the fuck up, go suck some more of Kushners limp dick in the name of Israel
based
based and dimespilled
based and mommypilled
...
>TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAMMMEEE
Based and Austinpilled
This. Vince even sabotaged him initially by editing him out of shows and not letting him talk on the mic. It wasn't until Austin confronted Vince and told him he'd never be able to compete with the larger wrestlers in the company unless they let him use his own personality to get over.
asuka and the other japanese nxt girls are too good for wwe
"Can you smell what Steven Austin was cooking!?" I miss Wrestle Maniac.