Hey Peter Parker

*unzips dick*

Not only that but she is also boring levels of invincible now

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How did Peter feel about this?

it is so anime
I love it

>Next scene is them fucking
Did NOT see that coming

Marvel movies really are live action shonen, aren't they?

>Leave Thanos to m-

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10/10 acting.

*unzips dick*

>user attempts first kiss

That even gets made fun of in the movie.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY GUY ADAM

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That was a rape, he raped her!!!!

tbfh It'd be boring if he'd BTFO evreyone
also cap burger was overpowered af

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I wouldn't fuck Brie so hard with that haircut god
mamasita

>peter actually 'had sex'
absolutely based

B-BUT IT'S A GIRL!!!

>Carol, no! He's my nephew!
>Well he's not my nephew. Besides, I think he's cute.
>Aunt May, what's going on?

>I wish to speak to Spiderman's manager

In gotg3 which will probably be a better movie

She looks cute with short hair

True, it does look better on her. I'm also happy scarjo dropped the blonde hair and went back to red.

Her movie grossed $1.2 billion she can be terrible. Disney doesn't care.

Every time she opens her mouth it sounds like this, Brie is sex incarnate. Also explains why she's Kryptonite for incels.

knowing the russos, giving adam the gauntlet would make him a villain
he'll just be a bit-character in GOTG3

Gunn has wanted him for a long time, he set him up in GotG 1 but had to cut him out of the sequel because the story wasn't working. I'd bet he'll be in GotG 3.

Miles isn't spiderman in the mcu

Yea his movie was good

she did seem very flirtatious and sexual to young Peter Parker
almost a borderline pedo

>Stark is gone Peter. That cute auntie of yours isn't here to protect you either. It's just you and me now. You're caught in my web.

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god i want to fuck captain marvel so hard with that lesbian attitude and those mommy tendencies

actress, not character

it's okay when women do it

>Hey user, got something for me?

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This was a great little shot, her wanting to /ss/ so hard was cute and I like her dyke hair

>waifufag
>calls others incel

Bros... I think I would

Brie looks cute when she's not wearing too much makeup. Like those photos of her going to the captain mahvel premiere. I'd pork the fuck out of her.

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>better show vagene nao

what the heck? women are so powerful

>"OH MS DANVERS I'M COMING"

Did not really expect that

Honesty.

fpbp

i'm going to fap to her rape moans in Room now

She's aware that Peter is one of the only single men in all of the MCU who could actually survive having intercourse with her

Brolin gave some great expressions as Thanos

soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck

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Ara ara spider-kun impregnate me

BEGONE
THOT

shes so fucking sexy with the short hair

>fuck this thing is fucking adamantium hard
ruined

Look at all the cuts once Thanos powers up with the purple rock. Truly the great anime of our time.

She was asking if he had a boner, right?

when she was decked by Thanos with the power stone there was some clapping in my audience

anyone else?

Toe fungus cream

that look when she realizes she's about to get her teeth punched in is the best acting she's ever done

Her sexual voice saves her from being insufferable. Her emoting, body language, and dialogue screams bitch.

She talks with so much vocal fry.
That's probably what's giving it the sexual tone.

She looked some she saw some shit. This is probably the best directing somebody directed her during Marvel films.

Didn't get any of that but it stuck out to me that she was the only character that didn't get retard applause just for showing up and doing BADASS THING

My theater even had a guy start whooping when Falcon stabbed some random mook with his wings

i was rock hard for the rest of the battle thanks to this

I don't like that she was winning in strength in the first place. It goes against the narrative of Thanos being unbeatable just to prop her up. For your question, No. It was dead quiet in her scenes and at the all female posing.

fpbp

The gauntlet was the only thing Peter had to hide his boner. That's why he was so hesitant to give it to her.

why is there a random high school kid out in the middle of this whole battlefield? does she go to school with peter? why did she address him like that?

post-battle r34 WHEN

>YEET

you've never seen 7 cuts in half a second before?

Have you seen any of the movies? Why are you asking questions answered by having basic knowledge of the film?

>-*Yaaaaawwn* yeah that was good, next time try holding back a little bit more

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I just find it odd he's peter parker to everyone when spider-man is basically the only person who gives a shit about preserving his secret identity

>She says they can beat Thanos because she's around this time in the first 10 minutes of the movie
>WOW WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SHE SO STRONG MAKES NO SENSE FUCKING SJW BULLSHIT

Captain Marvel is easily strong enough to use the gauntlet but she didn't because ???

>prematurely ejaculates webbing on her.

im not going to spend money on this. what is the joke?

>super strength
>assertive personality
>clearly into /ss/
>parker has super endurance
literally made for each other

because RDJ didn't want to renew his contract so they gave him the heroic sacrifice treatment.

Fpbp

Rocket's ribbing her about getting a haircut and she fires back. Then she's like "you won't see me for a while" and that's about it.

They didn't want to use it. They heroes weren't planning on Tony to use it. They were just trying to get them into the portal to go back where they came from. Bruce already used it and brought everyone back. Tony using them was a last-ditch effort. And she wasn't around when Bruce used it.

>"Hey, Peter Parker..."
>Leans forward, strokes his hair and sniffs her finger afterwards.
>"Did you know I'm not allowed within 500ft of a school?"
Wow, THIS is Marvel's new premier superhero?

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Gunn has wanted to fuck little children for a long time and probably does.

>thanos: me
>captain female: my last remaining IRL friend
>the stone: my antisemitism
>the punch: wooden doors

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You are LYING to yourself if you say you wouldn't.

Sounds pretty based to me.

this is going to give a generation of zoomers a mommy fetish
the future is bright for femdom bros

fpbp

kys

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[CHAIR CLATTERS]

WHAT THE FUCK BRIE THATS ILLEGAL

>Undermines Infinity War and End Game
>Hulk doesn't even do anything in either film's fights
>Undermines Tony's sacrifice when other characters are nerfed
>Thanos mamaged to fight Cap, Iron Man and Thor at the same time but can't beat Captain Marvel in strength
There's a reason why Superman/Batman/Flash isn't in Shazam or Aquaman.

How come she doesn't wear this costume?

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Hala!

Did she really call him Peter Parker? I don't remember the scene very well, but it wouldn't make sense since she's never seen him nor interacted with him before. How could she possibly know Peter?

Superman was literally in Shazam

this this this this. fippy in the bippy. *hulk dab*

The way she talked to Peter makes my wee-wee feel funny.

she doesn't show up ever again after this shot, no one mentions carol again

would be 10/10 if she smiled more

You're now realizing Thanos knocked out captain mavrel since she didn't come back. They don't want to admit it though coz see their kween get knocked out by purpleman brings back bad memories.

he tells her his full name, so yes it does make sense.

He tells her his name in the same five seconds.

Is this how the female milks the penis for semen?

>Pictures taken moments before disaster struck

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post more mommy

>when she sees your infinity stones

How would sex with Brie feel like?

Kind of looks like she's looking at a cock

>I don't like that she was winning in strength in the first place.
Especially since he's got the entire gauntlet on at that point.

That was my biggest problem. Seemed like they were having more problems with no gems Thanos than they were with Thanos with 5 gems.

Like, Stormbreaker by itself overpowered all 6 Infinity gems in Infinity War, but now Thanos with nothing barely seems even worried about it.

like bags of sand

>no couch meme with peter on the couch and all the MCU girls standing behind him
Disappointed

Lol you're still seething over this one, MAGA twitter? Take the L.

>Doesn't even blink from getting hit by someone strong enough to make Hulk and Thor
And this is the one they want to make a main character of MCU? What's the point when she can just fly through everything and never get harmed.

He wasn't using the gauntlet against her, she was keeping his hand open. One punch with the power stone was all it took to take her out of the fight

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kek

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I was openly rooting for Thanos right there.

she's at the funeral standing all by herself because apparently no one likes her in-universe either.

Sorry, David Bowie died.

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she's with fury

She looks like she smells like weed and lady musty neck sweat.

Justin bieber?

why was she acting so casual during the climactic final battle? kinda takes me out of it DESU

Endgame made that much in a weekend

She's supposed to be like Vegeta, a cocky dickhead

I just realized that 2 times Tony saved everyone's ass and barely survived. His luck was going to run out soon enough.

Wouldn't. For an actress, she ain't all that

Why is everyone devoted to making 'kill half of everything genocide' memes of Thanos when his plan is a dime a dozen among other 'balance' villains?

I hate how these movies look.

And in that moment he knew he fucked up.

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>Like, Stormbreaker by itself overpowered all 6 Infinity gems in Infinity War, but now Thanos with nothing barely seems even worried about it.

We can only assume that fatty Thor is less than half as strong as Punished IW Thor. Maybe it's unique Asgardian biology.

Cause he's an interesting character.

Does she mean his virginity

>I shoul've had sex

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because his movie was more popular and he won at the end of it

I thought it was more of a motherly/big sisterly tone

The delivery of was completely sexual, the /ss/ activated Brie for me

Quit speaking like a nigger.

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they are. i feel the same way when i watch something like once upon a time in the west. they're like big cartoons

youtube.com/watch?v=FiSURrabGxE
Anybody else cried when old Steve showed up?

Fpbp

now THIS is BASED

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Close your eyes and listen to Peter groan after she says that.

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UHHH she sounds so hot when she says that

Imagine all the Marvel women cornering Parker in the locker room while wearing their hero suits haha

Holy fucking shit what the fuck am I even looking at?

Yes, and that's a good thing.

Nah, they're like shitty american anime, i.e. Avatar.

haha how well do you think the spider suit would conceal his boner if he got a boner haha

based

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I actually didn't mind this. I was drunk and once I saw Gamora I was like fuck yeah that's my girl. These two black chicks in front of me giggled.

It's a comic book reference.
When Carol was Ms. Marvel she had flirty banter with Spider-Man. They tried to recreate it here but due to the age difference it comes across as weird

I said fuck yeah kinda low under my voice to my friend when this happened. This movie had me invested, Ill say that.

Jesus Christ
Men are finished

I wouldn't

Why did Alex Greenwald leave her?

This tbqh famm

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he was too old

I think she's a pretty good actress. But she was definitely miscast as Caltain Marvel.

Here's a question: Who SHOULD have played Captain Marvel instead?

Charlize

imagine the roles reversed...

Oh yeah I could see that. Good pick, definitely better than Brie.

that would be disgusting. this is based

First 10 "blonde actresses" google gave me.

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Charlize is definitely the best choice out of those. Though AnnaSophia Robb would be good too because she got a fat fucking booty.

yeah i got that big sister impression too, thought it was kind of cute

>short hair
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>Why is her line delivery so terrible?
it wasn´t i loved that line

This has to be a reference to the wowie zowie gif

>being this incel
so fucking cucked by everyone that just phantasizes about someone being raped.

>I wish this bitch grow an ass

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He cute

I'm no fan of Brie's Captain Marvel. But yeah if she said my name in that voice I'd fap to it. Fuck.

I don't know of too many villains who's goal was to wipe out half of all life in the universe. You rarely see something even get outside one planet.

I think part of it is just the scale of it all, for Thanos's plan, as well as the sort of grand scale that comes with MCU movies that are way larger than life.

And that he pulls it off, where most others never even get close.

I am literally shaking.

she has nice hair

I really want her to lactate into my mouth.

total friend's older sister vibe

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Bruh

Perfect description

Original movie concept was as follows.
>Tony see's a glowing golden being of light in space, he thinks its god, and it was listening to his final recording.
>He has a deep conversation with this being, until Tony realizes he isn't dead. "Who are you?"
>Being tells us where it is from, and what its given name is, I am Adam.
>Tony is now on Earth along with Nebula.
>You have a conversation, where he talks to the others about the stones, etc. Leaves.

End of movie.
>This moment happens during the war for the Gauntlet, the battle was supposed to be much more then that, and the characters where supposed to feel enticed by the power to do anything.
>Adam decimates Thanos's army, and repairs the Earth's conflict quickly.
>He has a conversation between Tony and Thanos about everything.

The rest is pretty vague and blank, it was scrapped, but Adams concept art is in the book, he was to be included but Disney execs thought it would be to out there for fans to understand since they had no time for a Adam Warlock movie.

>30 seconds prior, captain feminist is seen flying through a giant metal space ship, destroying it
>spiderman asks her how shes going to get through a wave of fleshy enemies
??????????????

Oh come on, you laughed.

Absolutely based

>40 YEAR OLD WHITE DUDE

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They needed a man, specifically a young white man to fail so that women could succeed

does fury fuck her in the captain feminist movie? i didnt watch it

i´d totally fuck her, cuddle and then the next day do her breakfast and hug her before she go to work.

Don't let society tell you who you can and can't love.

that costume wouldn´t work, this wasn´t Xmen Apocalypse

HAHAHA THE JANNY PUT A SPOILER TAG ON THE OP IMAGE

thesedidn't have spoiler tags earlier as well

imagine actually doing this

Spidey is his bitch, he knows it and he loves it.

>tfw the only rule 34 we'll get of this whole film is ugly western shit

hey janny - iron man dies from snapping his fingers and turning thanos and his army to dust :^)

Why didn't they make Thor thin again so that he could kill Thanos?

MOMMY
but seriously, her abrasiveness would work well if she had a more vulnerable companion to pull out some compassion out of her. Gimme that Carol/Peter team up. Or Carol/Kamala, don't matter.

because white males have no place on the battlefield

Cause the fabric around the tits and ass would just flop around with nothing to hold it in place

>10 minutes of screentime
>99% of it is CGI
>still remembered as a shitty actress
how do you even pull this off

piss the incels off

I found Brie super sexy when she said that line, that I actually popped a boner. My GF noticed it right away because it was twitching and started to jerk me off. I eventually came at the scene where Steve Rogers handed the title to Falcon. There was something almost symbolic about it, an old white male from the 40's who realizes that his time is up and its time for the black bull to take the mantel and usher in a new age of equality where the black man is the superior man. I just couldn't hold on any longer after that scene and blew my load all over the bald white guy in front of me.

this but i just went home and drew crude porn of the scene and none of the crazy cuck stuff

>Goes back in time to relive white america
>Doesn't do anything useful in that time
>Gives away his legacy to a darkie
Really says something about our society

She jerked you off for 30 minutes?

what was the darkie's superpower? he literally operates some wings and fires guns. how is he supposed to be captain burger?

I kept going limp when the w*ites were beating on thanos.

>right wing humour

I wish she got thoroughly stomped by Thanos. Her smug attitude makes her such an unlikable character and I just want to see her get knocked down a few pegs

>girl power shot
>Parker in the middle of all of them
What did they mean by this?

This is disgusting. Why does Hollywood feel the need to RAM this shit down everyone’s throats? Just show the women separately fighting with the men. That’s how it would naturally be if you had everyone fighting at the same time.

why didn't tony use the space stone to retreat then use the space stone again to give the gauntlet to hulk or danvers

or did literally anything else other than a full power snap and fuck his own shit up

Also, what the actual fuck does the Soul Stone actually do?

But Wanda was overpowering Thanos even harder than Carol.

I get the feeling this gauntlet was harder to use because it was Stark tech. Maybe either Tony's design wasn't as good, or he built some protection into it (which is why he could so easily yoink them over to his own suit just by getting close, because he controls the tech).

Jesus Christ look at their eyes. They are ALL dead inside.

Helen Mirren

Give her some of that de-aging magic

That woman could act her way out of a pit of snakes

Thanks for the lol

Mirren from 1967. Damn, she would have been perfect.

bad

Not starved for sex like y'all I guess, but no? Definitely would not?

it happens all the time you dumbass

YU-NO
Final Fantasy III
The league of extraordinairy gentlemen

I understand for younger people, it's the first time seeing something like this, but that doesn't mean it is.

she wants the spider D

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epic 4channel moment

He cute

god I was visibly cringing at that scene

hey kid wanna ss?

is this movie any good ?

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You may want to get checked for homosexuality.

They appropriated some character traits from Miles for the MCU Peter. None of the blackness though, they would have tried if Sony didn't require Spider Man to be a white male in the movies.

This is an extremely based post.

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Put me in the cap

pretty sure you suck BBC for breakfast

Based

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Bill Hader

What's the comic?

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Hey, Bob Barker. You got somethin' for me?

damn those white males GOT WRECKT

Yeah you fucking whore. Suck My dick!

tony was the one cursed with knowledge, and like thanos was the only one capable of using the gauntlet exactly how he wanted, which was to save everyone and end his nightmares and ptsd. its why pepper telling tony that everyone was going to be alright was so powerful for him to hear as a character

That Rocket Raccoons "oh ou yeeaaah" was so out of the place. No one responded to that in movie theater.

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Because that's Miss Marvel and not Captain Marvel

This is the correct answer.

>Shoots guns
you answered your own question

>god fucking damn it I really want to fuck that smug dyke mommy and let her abuse my shota body

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Tracy Scops i guess

Lmao you stole my shitpost

She literally has Hillary Clinton hair.

>Captain Marvel backlash didn't go away because the final movie and Brie were still mediocre.
>Marvel course corrects with Mommy Danvers and some /SS/

Thank you based Russo's. They've literally handled every character better than the solo directors.

AND I JIZZED, IN MY PANTS

:)

/thread

This was literally the only moment of hers I enjoyed in the movie.

>that voice she wanted that spider cock

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I legit thought Thanos killed her right there

> but we see her again at Tony's funeral

why would someone show those? disgusting as fuck

its a porn comic ill tell you that much. i know because i've read it.

You aight whiteboi

I'M DED

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>MCU introduces first openly /ss/ characters
>MCU mommy /ss/ army protecting spider-man

FUCKING BASED
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG
LARS GANG LARS GANG LARS GANG

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Yurr gettin ur cawk sucked, kid!

Nice

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damn the nigger who mad that pic was salty AF
embarassing bruh

bwahahahahaha

>balding
>man´s hands

no wonder trannies love xer

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Wtf this is based?!

I fucking hate that smug cunt

The fact they're upset about poo in loo is telling.

YAASSS WYMYN ARMY SLAAAAAY

BASEED HAHAHHA COOOOOLL

HAHHAHA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY AHHAHAH

GURL POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHHAHA

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAY QUEEEEEEEEEEN HAHHA YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

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This is honestly really hot

faked though

This is unironically what shills on Yea Forums consider to be "hot".

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God I want Brie to peg me.

BRUH

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Go suck your own toes, footfag

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>literally just brushes the top of her hair
lol

>insult shills
>some random user gets mad as fuck and responds to him

god you guys are dumb, even by shill standards
be more subtle next time and have sex while youre at it ;)

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this. Punished Thor was Peak Thor with max odinforce (thorforce?). endgame Thor was 5 years of neetdom and a big axe

She wasnt really with Fury. She was at the base of the stairs and Fury was on the porch.

Yes, his anal virginity

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after ant man becomes small again and goes into his van, 2 shots later you can see giant ant man in the background. I hope someone got fired for that blunder!

Because you're retarded. It's probably the only moments i actually thought she did well. Everything else she does, especially existing irl, is literally the worst shit about this cunt.

i guess the whole thing is a collection of those cringey moments you know some clueless retard was behind of

>thanks for the drink, user

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She should blow that kid for launching her career. She's still be doing guest spots on TV comedies without him.

I would, until the neighbours complained about the smell.

This. He was a perfect casting for Thanos.
Brolin is a boss

Do you think they actually intended for her to sound that sexual? I know they bang in the comics or whatever but I kind of doubt they would've specifically told her to sound sensual just for that reason, maybe she just did it of her own volition
Also why was she so useless in the film? I actually wonder if they cut some of her stuff out because heaps of people were having a fit about how annoying and smug she was, the only thing she does is save tony at the beginning and get warlock punched at the end

Based af

What is that thing?

Because she her acting is on the level of a brick?

Lmao even thanos broke villian character and dabbed on that lego headed bitch

It's what blue-pilled incels were indoctrinated to find attractive. Y'know? God forbid you find anything younger than 18 attractive, instead.

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People clapped at this in my theatre.

Probably became way too attached to her, Brie doesn't like people who step in her private space.

I'm gonna go to the last showing of this film and jerk off to this scene and video it, like one of those videos where the guy jerks off in the bus/train with the girls in the background

fucking hell brie as captain marvel gets me hard

thats just bad lighting. right?

bad lighting, angel. you can make the hottest hoe look like the ugliest bitch and vice versa

Yes fellow anonymous, because it's only wrong when men do it, right?

Fuck men! Men are pedophiles. Women are actually hot when they molest children.

Good goy.

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Put me in your epic screencap to post on r/Yea Forums