How could they even come up with something this out there? It’s so absurd
How could they even come up with something this out there? It’s so absurd
Thomas James
Gabriel Torres
How is that absurd?
Because he dropped the virgin thing and became a beta orbiter for some single mom?
David Reed
I never even kissed a girl
Ayden Carter
Also almost made it to 40, was 34 when I lost mine. Best money I ever spent on that transsexual, I couldn’t get it hard so she buttfucked me, but it still counts.
Lincoln Lewis
I never even touched one.
Christopher Edwards
Kayden Garcia
Why didn't they just hire him a prostitute. Movie would've been over in 10 mins
Ryan King
Because they are illegal in the usa
Tyler Reed
It won't be in 9 years
Tyler Brooks
finally lost my virginity at 23 and I feel like the exact same person
can't believe I even used to worry about it
Noah Sullivan
>tfw 29 and know it will never happen
Connor Bell
>le 30 year-old wizard was an epic meme 5 years ago
>in 2 years it's a reality
Nathaniel Edwards
Who /volcel/ here
Risking a life-destroying pregnancy just for a few minutes of pleasure and bragging rights? Fuck that
If I'm horny, I'll just jerk off
Ayden Gutierrez
i still have 200 days left before i get to the point of no return yet i have no prospects, wizardom here i come
Brandon Watson
Not really an anycel, I just realized after my mid-twenties that I don't particularly enjoy people.
Beyond that, I would prefer not to have my personal space violated. Hugs make me uncomfortable.
Grayson Brown
So are the Mexicans yet everyone is hiring them
Dominic Hughes
You enjoy posting here all day with people though?
Hudson Robinson
It's a bit different from talking face to face, isn't it? I use Yea Forums to express my ideas, sort of like a journal. And like a journal, I can walk away at any time, since there is no commitment here.
Charles Martinez
so you never want to have a family? you want to be completely alone for the rest of your Life?
Joseph Foster
yeah I think my problem is the only girls who want to fuck me I don't find very attractive at all
Jayden Ortiz
>tfw nobody wants to fuck you
feels bad man