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I thought OP's image was just another "its a black screen, haha wasn't the episode so dark" meme but its actually an image
please for the love of god don't make Tyrion/Sansa a fucking thing THIS LATE
It'll literally just feel like "uh fuck we didn't give these two love interests let's have them fuck"
Threadly reminder that Walder Frey killed more main characters than the Night King
>Send all the foreigners into the frontline charge against an enemy that will quickly annihilate them.
What the fuck I love Dany now?
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
VISERION HELP ME!!!!!!
it's been a thing the whole time
Post the moment GoT went to shit
Was Maisie always this ugly?
sweet
GIRL
Sapochnik did great job, the ending, feels weird, its really fucking ridicolous when Daenerys was the best written and the most realistic woman character in this episode, really.
Post the image.
This, Dany redeemed herself in this episode, i hope she avenge Jorah /our guy/ and burn everything to the ground.
This.This is it. This is fucking it.
This is beyond DABID. It's not even human to write shit like this anymore. It's so icompetent and illogical, one might call it eldritch.
We could have had Azor Jaime, and it would have been kino. We could have had the easy and predictable Azor Jon and it still might have been kino.We could have had Azor Sandor and fuck me if it would'nt have been kino. Azor Bran, Azor Jorah, Azor Theon, Pod, Brienne, Tormund, Edd... I could have done with all of them.
But no. We have to appeal to the fans. The same casual fans who think Daeneys' name is Khaleesi, who don't know who Jon Arryn is, who can't write "Cersei" after 8 seasons.
So now the ancient, apocalypse-bringing, 8000 years old Night King, lord of the White Walkers, is instantly killed by a flat-faced goblin long-jumping 10 meters after zooming past a circle of zombies, a dozen white walkers and an undead dragon, and pulling a Rey drop-trick-stab.
Bravo indeed.
>B-But at least the boo-
"No!". GRRM is a piece of lard who will never EVER finish his books. The fat has clotted his brain to the point he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story, and will probably kill him the next time he goes for a light jog. He probably didn't even write a single page of Winds of Winter. I could write a 500 page critic of "The (8 hours) Long Night" faster than George "Rotund Retard" Martin can write a single sentence on a character's shit's consistency.
No, he will die alone in his fat-palace, knowing his life's work has been fucked into the ground. Because that's how it will be remembered. It will be remembered as the show, and everyone will assume that's what the Fatman had intended for his ending. 20 good men, finger in the bum, le balls and wine's cock XD... That is Gurrm's Legacy.
Fuck this shitshow, Fuck this gay earth, Fuck Daniel and David.
And most of all FUCK YOU GEORGE.
>inb4 have sex
Arya should have been a White Walker in disguise stabbing the Night King. This would have broken the show's laws but at this point the writers don't give a damn anyway. An actual plot twist and surprise. Her jump could have been done by literally anyone apart from the useless GRRM self insert. There was nothing special about the way she killed him.
>Was Maisie always this ugly?
No.
We need a version of pic talking about the recent episode.
bump
I hate this so much. People were freaking out about Arya and Gendry, I really hope they won't be a thing, Dinklage is literally 26 years older than her.
>Subtle
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Tweet from the actor who plays the nightking
What the actual fuck did I just watch.
This is the worst case scenario.
What the fuck.
Please, Yea Forums, tell me what the fuck is this.
I'm starting to fall appart.
Why is quasimodo leaping 30m to omae wa mo shindeiru NK's ass out of existence.
Who wrote this shit.
When I watched it I could barely even tell what was happening. I was like "well he is screaming so I think he is dying, doing a bit of stretching I guess"
>stupid reasons
shut up
STTTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That scene in the library with Arya stealthing around everyone bugs me with how quiet it is. Winterfell is not that big, and yet the scene is utterly silent and you can't hear a single bit of evidence that the battle is even going on outside.
Was it kino?
Can you not see that they're just maneuvering characters around for plot reasons? Tyrion and Dany have fallen out and he supposedly betrays her according to leaks, so having Sansa be on his side will just make the infighting more interesting.
"This is the second worst fingering I've ever had"
It was shit and useless. Would've been kino if Bran warped into one of the dragons and made Daenarys crash to help the night king.
I thought it was dark too, then I turned the brightness up on my Macbook.
Good god you retards are truly fucked in the head if you can't figure out how to adjust the brightness of a screen
Why doesn't Bran just warg into himself and make himself walk
>60 minutes of zombies
>white walkers don't even do anything
Reminder that originally he was to crush her til her head and limbs came off but then they decided to have her as a wight later
The more I think about it, the more I hate this episode. Holy fuck, what have they done
yes. good production value, good director, good fx.
bad dabid.
Then the blacks look all washed out. This show has always had incomprehensible nighttime scenes, people finally complained about it in droves because this was a whole episode of it.
Crazy northerners with dragon whore just killed own people probably to feed dragons. Undead horde never existed in first place. Everything is North conspiracy. Prove me wrong you can't.
First for I hate my life
Eddard Stark
>Books: dead | Show: dead
Catelyn Stark
>Books: alive | Show: dead
Daenerys Targaryen
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Tyrion Lannister
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Jon Snow
>Books: dead | Show: alive
Bran Stark
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Sansa Stark
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Arya Stark
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Will
>Books: dead | Show: dead
Theon Greyjoy
>Books: alive | Show: dead
Davos Seaworth
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Cressen
>Books: dead | Show: dead
Jaime Lannister
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Samwell Tarly
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Chett
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Merrett Frey
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Cersei Lannister
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Brienne of Tarth
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Aeron Greyjoy
>Books: alive | Show: unknown
Victarion Greyjoy
>Books: alive | Show: cut
Arianne Martell
>Books: alive | Show: cut
Asha Greyjoy
>Books: alive | Show: alive
Areo Hotah
>Books: alive | Show: dead
Arys Oakheart
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Pate
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Quentyn Martell
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Barristan Selmy
>Books: alive | Show: dead
Jon Connington
>Books: alive | Show: cut
Melisandre
>Books: alive | Show: dead
Varamyr
>Books: dead | Show: cut
Kevan Lannister
>Books: dead | Show: dead
>pre-alcohol
beer bloat can destroy even the most pure cunny
There's literally no way Jon doesn't kill dany and give Sansa the throne.
I LIEKD I T WHEN ARYAN STABUD DA ICE SKELLINGON MAN WITH THE DIGGER
>be David Benioff
>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched ideas in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Weiss, sounding like he found the cure for cancer
>"DABID"
>"DABID"
>he's out of breath
>"DABID WAT IF AN ALIEN IS HUNTIGN NIT KING THRU THE GODWOOD
>my pupils widen
>Weiss can barely articulate the pure raw emotion coming over him
>"DDD...D...DABID WHAT IF N...NIT KING TAKES HIS SHIRT OF AND STARTS HUNTING THE ALIEN WITH A ICESWORD"
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see a shirtless nitking fucking up an alien
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Weiss is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming his lungs out
>then a realization hits
>there are no aliens in GOT
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good show
>a fun show
>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Weiss
>no words are needed - he understands me immediately, he starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"d...david"
>"david what if aya get"
>"what if aya jump stab nit king"
>not sure if i heard him correctly
>"what if aya trained to put the kill NOT with CERSY but JUMPING NIT KING IN THE AIR!!"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood
>"y-you mean to kill her?"
>"NO, to win the war DABID!!!"
>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>arya could probably do it with her assassin skills, i realize, she has the offscreen training
>"DABID DABID THEON IS A GOOD MAN. HE'S GOOD!"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck
>write it down also
>season ends
>shot of pic related
>"wave" of destruction after NK death is reaching up there
>plenty of small mounds fo ice
EXCEPT
>there's a man tied to a weir wood tree
>Last WW stabs him in the heart with an obsidian dagger
>Eyes turn blue as last "old gen" WW splatters into ice
>Skin begins to change color
>And who... Are you...
Of the characters that were in winterfell and how they were developed up to this point, it made the most sense for Arya to kill the NK. Prove me wrong
his tweets mean nothing, look at this shit
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>Brienne of Tarth
>Books: alive | Show: alive
DUDE
Yeah, this and the shot where the storm first started rolling in were great.
>Jon and NK 1v1
>battle is evenly matched until Jon lands a supposed decisive blow with Longclaw
>NK doesnt turn to ice and shatter and instead smiles and smacks jon around
>Jon deduces that it would take more than valyrian steel to kill the NK and might need Dragon fire
>NK and Jon meet blows and NK has the upper hand even moments away from killing Jon
>Dany lands with Drogon and looks in worry and despair on Jon
>Jon gives her a nod to just "do it", planning to take the NK with him
>Jon lands another blow just as Dany engulfs both Jon and NK in dragonfire
>NK is defeated
>Jon is revealed to be unharmed by the fire with Longclaw still on fire
>Dany is convinced that Jon is indeed the last dragon's son
SHE
LITERALLY
MATERIALIZES
FROM
THIN
FUCKING
AIR
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I was fucking hoping we would at least get a sword fight with Jon and the Night King. Maybe see some of the Night King's generals get fucked up. BUT NOPE, it ends with "nothing personal kid."
Prove yourself right first.
not his real twitter
They killed the series. It's not an exaggeration. Everything is retroactively pointless because of the fuckibg goblina.
It went to shit immediately after Tyrion killed Tywin and dicked around in Essos for however many episodes
>Jon's short legs literally cost him the kill on NK
Should have cast somebody taller.
Laughed like a hyena
The only good part of the episode.
>Prove me wrong
Arya had as much claim to NK as Renly had to the Throne. Its literally that simple.
This episode was great. If you didn't enjoy it you are pissed because your fan fiction theories can't come true anymore. muh "such bad writing guys wahh"
That's so dumb the night king would never fall for something so stupid
The wights in the crypt punching through pure stone coffins and not breaking their bones to splinters
Placing your army in front of the pits meant to keep the enemy at bay, effectively blocking your own retreat
Sending your advance force with no backup and watching it get decimated while enacting no counter-strategy
Numerous people only going up to defend the walls when Lyanna Mormont shouts to defend it when it's already too late
Brienne, Jaime, Podrick, and Sam surviving impossible odds over and over and over and over in a show known for killing people that make bad decisions
A hack-job foreshadowing meant to imply Arya becoming a faceless man actually means she's the ultimate hero
Ghost running off for the whole episode to save on budget
Every named character with any significant importance that's not a sidekick surviving the "Great War"
Bran not knowing if dragonfire will kill the Night King but somehow knowing everything else in advance?
Jon giving up and shouting at a dragon and still surviving
Dany landing in the middle of a battlefield and not taking off as soon as she could
Everyone actually thinking the crypts were safe
The battle strategy essentially amounting to "stand your ground" and then "gtfo"
The Night King being immune to dragonfire but not being immune to Valyrian Steel, a product of the same magic
The White Walker generals being extras in the background and doing nothing except die
The prophecies all amounting to nothing but red herrings
Azor Ahai doesn't exist or matter
The Prince That Was Promised doesn't matter
Melisandre never paid for sacrificing a child and ends up almost a hero (wtf!?)
Cersei's plan ended up being the smartest one after all
Bran urging Theon to go kill himself while apparently also knowing that it's all over in seconds anyway
This part was dope af
I hope he's alright bros ;_;
Dany is going to become completely unhinged after Jorah's death and her reaching her final form of insanity will be one of the only things that can save this shitshow
What's wrong with these 4. Who came up with that dogshit ending to the NK storyline?
at any point during the last seven years he could've clubbed maisie on the back of the head and left her to bleed out behind a trailer
but he didn't and here we are
It's so bad that it gets worse, D&D confirm in the US recap after the episode that Jaime and Brienne are dead and died off screen.
Just fucking end it already
Imagine being Jorah and the last thing you see is Dany pretending to cry over your body and not even kissing you
Who's ready for /ourguy/ to unleash the kraken?
can someone make a cap of the NK being smug at dany when she tried to burn him?
based retard
she didn't know the night king existed until 2 in-show days before she killed him. Jon's entire arc was about the whitewalkers.
I'm surprise DABID didn't asspull him into Winterfell's bakery helping Sansa rations he food for the soldiers or something
Anyone who likes this show is a certified bitch that should be sterilized for the good of mankind.
Prove me wrong you can't
Would the fallout be worse if arya kills Cersei or if Sansa kills her?
>the actors are pointing out how stupid the writing is
how did that react bar react to Arya's sex scene
will he pull the dragon horn out of his ass at the final battle
he died as he lived: a total cuck
kek imagine if George just didn't resurrect Jon, he just stays dead after Dance
top fucking kek based
I fucking wish he does it, then Jon would have a reason to kill Dany and get Lightbringer
>grab my idea crayons
Gets me every fucking time
>Dark as fuck. Can barely see anything.
>Genocides whole Dothraki horde (thousands of horses and men) effectively JUST giving the dead more soldiers
>Not having multiple trenches made farther from the castle to slow the enemy
>Apparently no dragonglass arrows
>Everyone is immediately overrun but somehow the main characters survive
>Fake tension
>Night King surviving dragon fire but gets one shotted by valyrian steel which is made by dragonfire magic
>Daenerys lands her dragon in the midst of a fucking horde of wites and stares off into space for 30 seconds and gets swarmed
>jon does nothing all battle. His entire arc is useless now
>Sam somehow survives
>Jaime somehow survives
>Tormund, Brienne, Pod, Greyworm somehow survive. Greyworm almost died to a small group of sandniggers but miraculously comes out unscathed against the literal army of death
>Varys is still around despite his arc being done two seasons ago
>Night King not just immediately swooping down and burning the godswood
>Sets bran up like he is going to pull some le ebin tree eyed raven stuff with the crows but nah. He was literally just watching the battle and being a useless fucking cripple the whole time
>Retconning Melly Sanders previous parting words to Marya Stu to meaning something prophetically important despite it originally only alluding to her faceless men training
>Stealing Jon's big moment for no reason other to subvert expectations. Those cunts actually admitted it.
>Arya's spacejam jordan leap over all those enemies
>White Walkers-stated to be at least more than 80 considering the ones that were killed-doing absolutely nothing all battle. Because the writers wrote themselves i to a corner.
>Jon sperging out against an undead dragon. A dragon that suddenly decides to toy with him
>Lyanna Mormont still alive after being ragdolled and crushed by an undead giant simply for an epic girl power moment
>Wites attacking one by one
I have more.
where else were they supposed to go tb.h
I cant even imagine what Yea Forums is going to look like episode 6.
It's gonna be borderline radioactive for a week
Why did they go that high up? It would have been nice if Bran warged into one of them and uncontrollably went up there.
how would you have done it?
>zombies absolutely destroy winterfell in ep2
>characters escape with a few hundred troops
>zombie army splits, they head to the vale and to the south, in ep3 they storm the blood gate, the undead dragon burns the foundations of the castle and sends it rolling down the mountain, they also attack the twins, the white walkers freeze the river and their army literally walks over it causing panic
>hours pass but the sun doesn't come up, the LONG NIGHT has arrived
>ep 4-5 have the characters reach kings landing and resolve the conflict with cersei while the zombies continue to destroy everything in their path south
>ep 6 the final confrontation
Frodo didn't know about the One Ring until 2 in-show months before he destroyed it. Gandalf's entire arc was about safeguarding the realm of men from such things.
probably the greatest thing he could do, give people faith that the books will be completely different
They could have, you know, removed/secured the corpses.
Dinklage is so ready to be done with this shit.
What army are they supposed to fight Cersei with? MAYBE 100 people total are alive in winterfell at the end of the battle
PROVE YOURSELF RIGHT
>No eyepatch
>No ship full of mutes
>No blue lips
>No invading the reach, raping and mutilating along the way
>No sailing to meet save Dany, dragon horn by his side
They have Arya what else do you want?
so much this. they had the idea and just went with it I guess. DABID
100x better ending and still manages some fan service. Why couldn't we get both if they wanted fan service or ebil bad man so bad. We didn't even get to hear him say 1 word after 8 seasons of waiting to here his motives. What a joke.
the crypts are huge as fuck though, literally thousands of years of dead starks there and the magic brings even complete skellys back
why are you lying?
Is there any good Asoiaf discussion communities? Without these legbeards who throw hissy fits if you call show Arya a mary sue
Its not about rights, its about ability. Arya was constantly training for this since season 1. Kit is only ever seen waving a broadsword around like a retard.
Arya teleporting behind and they should be good.
>Good god you retards are truly fucked in the head if you can't figure out how to adjust the brightness of a screen
Adjusting brightness of media to suit your personal taste. Wew lad.
Don't worry Aragorn shows up with a ship full of ghosts.
>jews subverting
HOW NEW AND ORIGINAL
>That last image
>"I miss Season 2" just written on his face
You Mong, you can see them both alive with Podrick at their side after the Night King died
Man you can't help but feel sorry for Dinklage here, must be painful to watch his own and every other character get slaughtered by the retarded writers
>scrubbing floors in Essos for two months gives you the ability to teleport behind u
user it should have been fucking obvious it was a dangerous idea and there is no excuse for the cast not attempting to prepare for it to some extent.
Isn't he still married to her?
Arya gave the dagger to Sansa so how did she have it at the end?
What do you guys think of the actual battle scenes, outside of the main character bullshit.
who here is happy that this terrible ice zombie faggotry is finally over?
This.This is it. This is fucking it.
This is beyond DABID. It's not even human to write shit like this anymore. It's so icompetent and illogical, one might call it eldritch.
We could have had Azor Jaime, and it would have been kino. We could have had the easy and predictable Azor Jon and it still might have been kino.We could have had Azor Sandor and fuck me if it would'nt have been kino. Azor Bran, Azor Jorah, Azor Theon, Pod, Brienne, Tormund, Edd... I could have done with all of them.
But no. We have to appeal to the fans. The same casual fans who think Daeneys' name is Khaleesi, who don't know who Jon Arryn is, who can't write "Cersei" after 8 seasons.
So now the ancient, apocalypse-bringing, 8000 years old Night King, lord of the White Walkers, is instantly killed by a flat-faced goblin long-jumping 10 meters after zooming past a circle of zombies, a dozen white walkers and an undead dragon, and pulling a Rey drop-trick-stab.
Bravo indeed.
>B-But at least the boo-
"No!". GRRM is a piece of lard who will never EVER finish his books. The fat has clotted his brain to the point he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story, and will probably kill him the next time he goes for a light jog. He probably didn't even write a single page of Winds of Winter. I could write a 500 page critic of "The (8 hours) Long Night" faster than George "Rotund Retard" Martin can write a single sentence on a character's shit's consistency.
No, he will die alone in his fat-palace, knowing his life's work has been fucked into the ground. Because that's how it will be remembered. It will be remembered as the show, and everyone will assume that's what the Fatman had intended for his ending. 20 good men, finger in the bum, le balls and wine's cock XD... That is Gurrm's Legacy.
Fuck this shitshow, Fuck this gay earth, Fuck Daniel and David.
And most of all FUCK YOU GEORGE
didn't realize GoT turned into capeshit
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>>No ship full of mutes
Actually he mentioned it in the first episode of this season while talking to Yara
Spacebattles, Alternate history, Sufficient Velocity and here
By that part in the episode I had already mentally checked out and was laughing, too. It was shit from the moment the Dothraki charged, and by the end was so schlocky that I felt like I was watching one of those Shaw Brothers kung fu films from the 70s.
That would actually be a good project for some enterprising person. Someone take that entire episode and re-edit it with 70s soundtracks and voice overs, film grain and pops. I bet is 200% more enjoyable.
I LOVE ARYA!
wtf based nigga
Considering Sansa herself said they were worthless, just go to the Eyrie.
Arya trained in water dancing & swordfighting season 1, then assassin work. She was good enough to kill a faceless man.
I mean at least Arya doing it meant all the time wasted on her earlier in the series had some kind of pay-off.
Literally the last Jedi of got episodes
jon was raised in a castle and trained as he grew up, then trained in the nights watch
arya spent some weeks/months in some temple and became god tier lmao
there are actual lore reasons for why the characters would have thought the crypts were safe, the tombs had magical protections against the desecration of the dead or something. i doubt d&d knew this tho
>The Great War and The Last War
...remind you of anything?
Me in the back
It's a library so it's soundproofed.
>Arya was constantly training for this since season 1
>Being beaten by a bunch of trainees, washing floors and mingling around peasants
>Training
>valyrian steel kills white walkers
>BUT VALYRIAN DRAGONS DON'T
me tbqh. i just hope GRRM at least gives us one more book before he leaves.
gay boy
A lot earlier than this
Based Dinky already got paid. He no longer gives a fuck.
She shouted and alerted him. If she had kept quiet it would have made more sense.
>and nothing came of it
>tfw Aryafags and Aryaposters won the Game of /got/ in the end
>stick them with the pointy end
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. KINO.
>Dany loots Heartsbane of Jorah
DANY AZHAI
They could've made it more believable if Arya was hiding in the fucking tree and simply dropped down but for some reason they had to make her rush through these hordes of zombies ninja style.
Virtually no illumination combined with fast action and jumpcuts. Literally couldn't make out shit
how long do you think she trained "muh water dancing" for? She's literally like 9 in the show when she learns that shit for like a month before shit goes down. She was never that sneaky either. A wight caught her in her sneaky scenes because a drop of blood hit the floor and you expect me to believe she snuck by the entire wight army AND the whitewalkers?
thanks
PEW PEW
To be fair for that last one, wtf would bran care about theon? He could've just had been an asshole and basically theon knew he was fucked anyways. I mean, theon did fuck a lot of shit up.
kino
They even trying to explain this shit in new "making of video"
>it's just dragon glass in his heart bro
She was in the Godswood with Theon and Bran, is it safe to assume she died?
>stop disliking things that i like
based retard
and there's nothing you can do about it
Had my television brightness as high as it goes and it was still too dark. Also nobody gives a fuck about your macbook, it's not 2010.
George Lucas was right again.
AZOR ARYA
Imagine being the Night King in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' skilled, all sneaky with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally let you sneak up on me." when all he really wants to do is kill every crippled nerd from here to Flea Bottom. Like seriously imagine having to be the Night King and not only stand there while Arya flaunts her disgusting body behind you, the complete lack of lighting barely concealing her unshapely figure. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, ARYA KILLS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of dumbfuck northmen and Unsullied with perfect bodies shaped by training from young age. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to sneak quietly behind you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get killed one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" skill, the skill she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she drops her dagger, and you know you could kill this bitch thirty different ways before she caught it with her other hand, but you stand there and endure, because you're the fucking Night King. You're not going to lose your role in the prequels over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.
GAME OF THRONES SEXIST CANT STAND A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN KILLING THEIR HERO
>NIGHT KING ACTOR SAID BRAN WILL TURN INTO NK
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Have you not seen LOTR or just trolling bro?
Each season/book is roughly a year in time
>dragon fire doesn't kill him
>dagger forged in dragon fire does
>because fuck you goy
Is it bad that I used to jack off to the scene where Theon loses his wiener? Just the thought of those hot ladies going down on you and only having one shot before you lose it all.. so hot.
>D&D confirm in the US recap after the episode that Jaime and Brienne are dead and died off screen.
Is that true? If so, that's the weakest shit I've ever seen on a show.
>Post the moment GoT went to shit
Sand Snakes
hey those sandniggers are no joke,they killed barristan selmy
What was that fucking gust of wind when the WW noticed her?
Was that HER?
The absolute worst part of this scene is how easy it would have been to fix.
>Snow Team 6 gets overwhelmed,
>Theon gets fucked up but is still standing
>NK closes the distance and slaps Theon's shit against the weirwood/beside bran
>WW tries to grab Bran but Theon barely gets his attention
>WW stabs Theon through the Tree ala the flashback
>"you're a good man"
>Theon's last sight is Arya falling from the branches or someshit to get the killing blow.
There, I fucking fixed it. My boy got fucking robbed last night
Did he get done with this shit already at the moment they ran out of source material for tyrion or wad it a slow descent and realization fir him as well?
see
Was their price for her killing NK that she had to get naked on camera?
Which one is which anyway?
I don't kow why they couldn't at least have Arya die and make the whole thing a sacrifice or something. Then it would've at least """meant""" something.
Now she just gave him a quick stab, he exploded and she pissed off
>So now, night king, his white walkers and wights are all gone before any southerner can see anything, its like a fairy tale or a northern conspiracy to them, noone will ever believe that story bec the greatest threat, the ancient terror that will cover all lands at snow has been dealt with in just a night. Longest night my ass.
GODS WHAT A FOREHEAD
Skeletons that are able to finger their way through solid stone coffins...
No she used her mind powers and ascended to a higher plane just in a nick of time
>Post the moment GoT went to shit
The comical sword fight outside the tower as Jon Snow was born
How long until D&D dissapear from all social media and essentially fade out of existensce due to embarassment and shame like Lindelof and Cuse?
Do you think a character will have any lines that'll tell us what the status of winter is now? Is winter forever cancelled?
they won't
dnd are just going to wrap up the westorosi political stuff, stick some broad on the throne and roll credits
When Arya stabbed the Night King, we all clapped and started tearing up. My daughter looked up at me and said, "Daddy, strong female representation like this in television inspires me to be the best I can be. When I grow up, I'm going to be the first PoC female president."
Yeah iron swords cause apparently white walkers aren't fans of iron or something
>There must always be a Night King
bravo, just bravo!
have sex
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
too much light for a half moon.
>mentally checked out and was laughting
yep me too, lold real hard when the loli bitch got cunt slapped, but I knew she wouldnt die from that lmao
S U B V E R T E D
Nearly every single character in this show did more damage to the characters than the Night King. What an absolute waste of potential. No scenes with cool combat against the white walkers, no revelations where you end an episode in awe of what just happened. Just sad.
I might still be in denial, but I feel like NK took Bran or Arya (or both) and it's going to be the big episode 6 reveal. DD did a lot of bad things with asoiaf but I don't think they actually hated it enough to end the NK like that in episode 3
>broad
but who
dany confirmed dead
cersei 99% dead
fuckin sansa?
how come that barely anyone complains about the "jon yells at zombie dragon" scene?
I remember time when Sand Snakes were worst part of GoT abd peak of abysmal writing. But not now
Enough to become an assassin
She definitely fucked the Jewish directors including the entire bar mitzvah
Not with the pair of tits they brought with them. You need something irredeemable
The fuck did I just watch?
Everything was so incoherent and eclectic I just zoned out.
I'm not even mad about the Arya shit the battle was just so fucking boring.
Winter literally ended as soon as Arthas died lmao
I enjoy poking fun at Jon, but it really should have been him. They completely pulled the rug from under him lmao his grand destiny was to shout at a dragon while hitgirl got the job done.
Nothing personnel kid
Yep
She simply ran past them.
AND DABID IN WITH THE SAVE
Poor kit spent all those years training sword play and keeping fit just to have his short, chubby costar do the killing.
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA
can someone explain this meme? I don't get it
Anti climatic as fuck.
Night king is so weak could've just been shot with Dragon glass arrows from a distance by some rando.
>plebians will argue, only Arya is baddass enough to kill the night king.
Eh...apparently not though. Apparently anyone could've killed him. Turns out he was nothing special. And that's just disappointing as fuck. Good job dabid and dabid. You retards have reached ANOTHER new low with your interpretation of George's book. Again...
why does this look so weird?
go dilate
Sansa is straight-up guaranteed the throne. Arya (the princess who was promised) said she's the most intelligent person in the world.
B-but...yass queen...she slayyed tho
>1 month training with le sword man with a wooden sword
>a couple months AT BEST with the faceless men, not learning everything, ever truly becoming "no one" or completing the training
yep, sounds like the recipe to being a super sneaky anime ninja who is also one of the best fighters in the world to me.
Something to do with the True Detective intro
*teleports behind u*
Heh, nothin' personal, Night King
Remember when they ruled out ever having Maisie/Sophie nude on the show?
the greatest rack in westeros
What's even weirder is that it actually distracted it/stopped it from using his fire again for a while
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
He mentions the crew of the Silence in episode two
He was enjoying his role while they still sourced the books. Once the book material ran out, he became a dick joke teller and wandered around doing not much of anything. He's probably happy to be off this fucking show.
Each season is roughly a year in-show time
There must always be a lick King hurr hurr
Never heard of a push-up bra?
>Wites attacking main characters one by one despite overtaking and completely destroying a charging dothraki calvary of thousands in less than a minute
>Winterfell overrun and yet the people in the vanguard somehow survive.
>Sams fat ass not killed
>Army shown to be so fuckhuge and so dense they can literally move as a fluid and yet SOMEHOW the winterfell courtyard STILL has fighters
>Daenerys and Jorah survive deapite being in the middle of thousands upon thousands of dead men trying to kill them
>The Hound pussies out yet again like a baby back bitch yet we're supposed to keep listening to his talk like he's a big tough fighter. Lyanna had bigger balls than that lasagna faced bitch
>Night King sssssssllllooowwwwllllyyy removing his sword to give arya time to jump off the trampoline
But the biggest, most unforgivable, dogshit moment
>Pssh Nothing Personel King fucking Marya leaping 30 fucking feat over the enemy like Walter Payton and stabbing the Night King who didnt simply crush her little neck instantly.
>Killing Night King means OF course his entire army is obliterated in the most cliche telegraphed moment in tv history
Now we are expected to believe Cersei is a threat when they just won THE War to end all wars in a single night.
Gods this show used to be good. But this episode was so fucking shockingly bad. Amazing how anyone could even possibly defend this shit anymore.
The loli-king lives on in our hearts
la creatura....
Pls D&D kill Davos so that they don't completely ruin his character while there is still time.
It was already bad, but the moment Daenerys spread her legs to Jon the plot armor became obvious to everyone
cos it's the little girl of the show getting naked
it's awkward
What a lad.
this
She was shit at all of her training and literally ended up killing the people training her because of TV magic
Time? For a fifty year old knight with no king?
>its about ability
Dumbest post in this thread
Brienne, Jaime, the Hound, and Jon (maybe less so) are all competent fighters and present. Jon however is the only one that list that has killed a white walker
Wow. I've got shivers!
> Everyone pay attention!
HBO played us all. If you watch the behind the scenes HBO thing on S8E3.... They play the theme for Mass Effect 3... I'm not even fucking joking.
because jon yelling at the dragon took my breath away
Do you think she will use GoT money for facial plastic surgery?
Peter having his Mark Hamill moment.
>ramsay2012.jpg
>2012
Egg, I dreamed I was old
What flashback?
>bran didn't do anything
>there was no conversation between bran and dusty mesa man, nor any kind of flashback via bran to set up the kill
>azor jon apparently doesn't exist
It's a brutal blow, lads, I'll not lie. But at least dragons.
i dont give a fuck if WoW did it, as long as NK isn't gone then the show is redeemed for me.
Post Season 4 he stops caring, cos he no longer gets juicy material and storylines. Now all he does is mope around saying Varys doesn't have a dick.
He will be punished for his association with Satannis.
she looks like chandler bing
it's not earth, retard
Ah, k
Thanks user
>It's going to end with Tyrion and Sansa installing democracy
JUST
Things I liked:
>the cinematography
>Everything with the dragons
>everything with Theon
>Sansa with Tyrion and Varys
>Arya in the library
>The Hound just losing his shit
>Melisandre
>flaming swords and the Dothraki charge
>Jorah's last stand
>Things going to shit for Dany for once. I think this may be the first time since season 1 that she herself has actually been in believable danger.
Things I didn't like (feel free not to read this bit)
>Why are you fighting outside the walls? Isn't that what walls are for? I'm open to an explanation, like 'the dead could just wait for us to starve, we need to draw them in' but you have to actually give it
>sending all the Dothraki to apparently pointless deaths, again without even trying to give an explanation for the tactical logic.
>Somehow all the army is dead but most of the main characters still seem to be alive.
>Apart from the Night King, the White Walkers themselves do absolutely nothing
>What is Bran doing? Is he even doing anything? because he doesn't seem to be
>Ed's death. Feels like they got rid of him just because he was more expendable than the rest of the cast. Also, seemed a bit cliche - he stops to help Sam up then gets stabbed in the back
>Lyanna Mormont's mary sue moment.
>And last but not least: Arya's big mary sue moment. I'll give them their due, they tried to set it up properly - but it just wasn't enough for the climax of eight years of GoT.
I think I'd have liked it better if Jon had made it past the dragon and started fighting White Walkers trying to get to Bran, the Night King turns around to look, and instead of a superhero leap Arya just slides down from the tree and tries to stab him. Night King grabs her hand and tosses her weapon aside, but Bran passes her a knife he had hidden under his blanket (for just this moment). That way three Stark children are involved. And the Night King dies looking into the 3ER's knowing smile.
Everyone managed to cut down thousands of zombies each but still managed to die in the end. Arya teleported behind the night king. Jon and Dany flew around on dragons and achieved fuck all the entire episode. Bran spent the entire episode with eyes rolled back in his for no discernible reason.
1v1 swordfighting was never going to work; you have to be a literal brainlet to think jon and the knight king would fight like obi-wan and darth maul
>how come that barely anyone complains about the "jon yells at zombie dragon" scene?
Because theres just so much and we have so few hours
Dusty Mesa was the killer in S1 of True Detective and is referenced in the shows opening credits.
Only three episodes left what could they do to redeem the entire series?
Plus Melisandre’s Fire magic shit.
based user, spreading the word.
THANK THE GODS FOR ALYS AND HER TITS
>OHHH BAP BEEP BAP BOP
What did this childless mid-30s millennial wine slut knitted hat blogger mean by this?
It was the longest battle scene every commited to film bro, so it has to be kino...right?
You saw a bunch of hacks completely misunderstand the source material, go for quantity over quality, and pander to audiences while attempting to "subvert expectations" in the only way they could, because every possible well done conclusion to the NK arc was guessed by someone somewhere, because every possible well done conclusion was actually foreshadowed in one way or another.
Exactly that.
so which colored ending is this?
can't believe they actually had the kid character go nude, even if the actress is an adult now
Not sure, seems like she got the Gracie May Green kinda deal with her body structure, kind of condensed but you can still see some curves
based
hairy armpits
I wonder how glad that actor is they killed him off before the writing went to shit?
Cya.
>It duhsn't mattah whoose cohrpse sits ohn thuh Iruhn Thruuun if we duhn't defeat thuh truh enemeh. The Nuiht King is the stohm!
>Actually the true threat is and always was the petty politics of the realm.
all those things don't happen for an entire season though
Thanks, might check it out
>1v1 swordfighting was never going to work; you have to be a literal brainlet to think jon and the knight king would fight like obi-wan and darth maul
Literally first chapter in book.
You forgot Bad poosee
When Arya stabbed the Night King, we all clapped and started tearing up. My daughter looked up at me and said, "Daddy, strong female representation like this in television inspires me to be the best I can be. When I grow up, I'm going to be the first PoC female president."
Stannis didn't dodge the bullet, but at least he got out quick
I miss him bross........ hold me.........
Please reread what you wrote, as many times as necessary, until you realize how stupid your logic is.
I'm ready for the Mountain to get cracken
It was 2014
how the fuck did he survive that fall?
Barristan dying randomly was the first truly irredeemable act of D&D.
they definitely said this, what happened?
what fire magic shit? She didn't do anything magical to arya.
Is the dragon that Jon Snow was riding dead? It got fucked up hard in the scuffle with the zombie dragon and crash landed. But maybe it's just really injured and can be nursed back to health? Someone tell me pronto.
True Detective S1 is absolute kino. As in, some of the best 8 hours of television ever made
I am so glad someone posted this pic
Neither would him and all of his guards just let Arya approach like this and not react for the time he is about to kill her.
He didn't.
Have an oled up close I could see the compression struggling with the low signal levels. It was too dark. Probably would work better with HDR in a totally dark room.
The one Bran saw of the first WW being made.
You know, pottery, it rhymes.
I like the idea of his crushing her neck Jon gets there after hitting the dragon after getting pissed, fights his way through uses rage of seeing Arya on the ground to beat night king in epic battle against odds. After it's over, goes down on his knees to mourn over his closest and favorite family member dying, another he couldnt save
Are you talking just about tyrion or about Dinklage as well?
Were those scratches supposed to be from the fighting or his girlfriend?
The entire series was a fever dream that Bran has while slowly dying after Jaime pushed him off the tower.
Everyone!
We got played. If you watch the HBO behind the scenes thing for S8E3.... They play the Mass Effect 3 ending theme while talking about how things are ending....
I'm not even fucking joking. Timestamp 38:10
all the capeshit stuff they had, they coulda at least shown him landing on his feet, woulda been cool
you got smirk webm?
FUCK YOU I STILL MAD AT THAT SCENE
How the fuck did the BEST, the LITERAL BEST swordsman get killed by some terrorist sandnigger slave nobody with a dagger??
she doesn't
A new challenger approaches
twitter.com
Why didn't we get this in the show? He never got to fight.
this
Stannis returns from his exile in Essos with a huge army of mercenaries and adventurers and takes what remains of the Seven Kingdoms by conquest. He hangs every living named character (with the sole exception of Davos) for treason.
>Jon and Dany flew around on dragons and achieved fuck all the entire episode.
They took out tons of the dead with fire, got the NK off his zombie dragon and also injured the zombie dragon so it couldn't use it's fire breath to full potential. Without these things, the last remaining Winterfell defenders would have died and the NK would not have been susceptible to Arya's attack.
KYS for being this dense.
They have plot lizards and a ninja Vatican assassin. Apparently they only need 2 or 3 of the main characters to win a battle against hundreds of thousands anyway.
>YOU WANTED THE FAITHFUL ADAPTATION
>BUT YOU NEED THE BAD SHOW
i immediately like Danny again now that's she's no longer OP & completely useless she no longer have a army what is she going to do when sansa say fuck off
My head canon is he accepted his fate and figured if he's going to die he might as well go out swinging and get burned so he doesn't come back
explain for someone who knows nothing about mass effect
im still fucking seething
It's an awkward side shot.
>Arya can't even sneak around some wights without Beric coming for her rescue
>BUUT SHE CAN SNEAK AROUND AN ENTIRE ARMY IN THE NEXT SCENE
Fuck this gay show.
ME3 was a similar drop in quality in terms of writing and plot resolution
who is that
The worst ending in Video game history that was in a sense a precursor to the journalist hatred to come down the line. An enormous let down.
It's too late desu
I sincerely wish I could see what was going on.
Do these people not have editors?
>Someone tell me pronto.
Fuck the dragon, Wheres my nigga Royce?
Well in theory crypts are not supposed to be made of paper thin drywall but apparently the zombie magic turns stone into paper.
I thought she had said she wouldn't do nude scenes. Or was that Sophie?
Last part isn't really true. Night King would have gotten off his dragon to kill Bran personally and Arya still would have teleported on top of him. Dragon wouldn't be able to do shit.
What does that mean
>I miss him bros
Don't we all?
Based post unironically
...
Not him but Mass Effect 3 is universally known to be terrible, and an absolutely horrible conclusion to the trilogy.
Just realized that I replied to the wrong post
There must always be a lich king
No way, shep was indoctrinated. It was one of the greatest story's of our time.
Ros' actress
The only thing either did that actually seemed to have any impact the entire episode is demount NJ from his dragon and react to Jorah's death
Yes, sir!
Not enough lighting combined with low dynamic range of digital cameras. Unfortunately, this trend continues with the bad TV DPs.
GAME OF THRONES INDOCRINATION THEORY CONFIRMED
>Night King would have gotten off his dragon to kill Bran personally and Arya still would have teleported on top of him.
Only after everyone except Bran is dead, though. So your theory holds no water.
I thought for sure Viserion was going to recognize Jon's Targaryen or some shit and become docile. Why else was the dragon hesitating and balking so much?
Mass Effect 3 has such a bad ending that it retroactively ruins the entire franchise. I can’t even replay one and two because of it
What was with all the bad continuity shots this episode. It looks like someone is surrounded and dead then scene cuts, when it returns to the same character they are safe? Beric, Arya, Sam are the biggest offenders of this. Literally teleporting or something, it's so confusing to understand on top of the episode being so dark and low contrast.
Things like this just reminds me how much better the show used to be. Even the character dialogue took a very large and noticeable dip once the book material ran out
Short Version; a lot of gamer's were pissed because the company that made it said "your choices will matter through the game, what you did will effect the outcome in different unique ways." What every gamer got, regardless of what choices they made was the exact same cut-scenes with a different color in the ending signifying destruction/taking over/becoming one with the games Antagonists (literally visually shown with a red/blue/green).
People were pissed because there was a giant buildup with a lackluster finish. Which seems to kind of be what some people are feeling right now.
It's just funny they would use the theme music to the final game of a long trilogy show that is proving to have a very rushed and uninspired ending arch.
> Foreshadowing indeed.
It looks like she's wearing some kind of flesh colored bodysuit with the crease lines from her outfit and the way it marks her weird potato body. And holy shit, her lack of nips. I mean Jesus what the fuck are those? If you squint you can just see a pixel or two of the worlds most boy-ish, basically non-existent, un-erect nipples on her.
Bitch has fucking schrodinger's nipples. They both exist and don't in the same space and time.
I wanna send Pod and Brienne out on a quest to locate Arya Starks absconded fucking nipples. Have them travel from town to town asking witnesses and lowly peasants and lords alike where the fuck her nipples at because it looks like someone rolled up to pink bits of a tissue paper and glued them to her chest.
Her fucking tits are like 2.5d. like I'm playing fallout 2 custom maps, and the map is the geography of Arya's Tiddies.
Christ.
Makes no sense how stone walls suddenly become paper thin.
>abysmal ending
>people start trying to damage control and explain shit because of some weird "deep" things beyond surface level in ME3
>some theories were pretty good
>"it was planned"
>people call it EOE
>actually nope developers released DLC with """""updated""""" endings.
>they nullified every theory and literary admitted shit writing instead of playing 2deep4u card
>Not enough lighting combined with low dynamic range of digital cameras.
The lighting was a choice, seeing as it was a winter night with only a few fires to light everything. It was realistic. As for cameras: the recent crop of digital cine cameras have as much dynamic range as 35mm film. They chose for the battle to be dark, you mong.
even the original scenes they did were good. primarily because grrm was working closely with them and likely just used stuff he wanted to put in the book but decided to leave or got cut by his editor.
i love that you can tell he's a slav just from the way he smiles
You faggots find this troll attractive?
The developers got lots of death threats for the ending.