Just let this sink in

I really don't get people who splooge in their pants over being spoiled. If knowing what happens makes you less entertained by the movie then the movie must not have been very good in the first place. Since good movies can be rewatched and enjoyed again.

I spoiled it and I’m awesome lol get fucked cap

You can't spoil capeshit
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well, thats what i had while capeshitters were following their incel franchise

sneed

now you know how i feel when i'm browsing Yea Forums and someone spoiled fucking champions league results

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The same way you spoil anything?

By telling people what happens in it before it’s revealed to them by the movie.

>The same way you spoil anything?
"The good guys beat the bad guy at the end"

>I don't like that thing so everyone in the world shouldn't care about it.

if captain america has been secretly living as an old man this whole time then how did nebula kill her past self?

Oh boohoo, cry me a river. Its just a movie you fucking fags.

Well Pearl Harbor already happened by the time Cap got back, but not trying to tell anybody about 9/11 was a dick move or better yet not telling them arming Jihadist's was a bad idea, or not telling them that attacking the Soviet Union before they got the bomb was also the best idea in the longrun. Shit, Cap could have prevented everything going to shit if he used his position as a time traveling super soldier to warn everybody of the ever more dystonia hell we are experiencing.

Good guys win! forced death scene!
I mean you have to be retarded not to know the storyline going into this thing.

Your ilk should all be executed

I spoiled full metal alchemist because its a shit anime my friend wouldn't shut up over.

this guy goes into the past, lives out a full life and doesnt stop 9/11. some patriot.

>implying they didn't know that RDJ will leave so his character must be gone
>implying they didn't know that bad guy will lose
>implying they didn't know that dusted people will come back because fucking spiderman trailer shows him and there are few movies annouced
they were spoiled long time before
you could spoil infinity war, yeah it was pretty surprising, but not this one.

if a movie can be ruined by spoilers it's not a good movie.

went into endgame knowing everything and i still really liked it

youre fucking retarded zoom zoom

Gonna snape kills dumbledore brb.

The people who made these are seething.

What about Thanos dying in the first act? What about fat Thor? What about Steve lifting Thor hammer?

I rarely believe fictional characters.But when I do, they aren't created by Marvel.

>His character is more real of a person than you. You are devoid of all personality and not even your mother could like you

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Spoilers can still suck and not ruin the movie. Always better watching a movie when you have no idea what's happen.

If you honestly believe that, I'd recommend a visit to a good shrink.

thats just not true. its not the ONLY way im able to feel happiness. its just an additional way to feel extra happiness

>What about Thanos dying in the first act?
Which doesn't matter because he's back from past anyway
>What about fat Thor?
what??
>What about Steve lifting Thor hammer?
people were pretty much expecting this when he managed to move it a bit in one of previous movies, this was pure fanservice now

I saw an advanced screening, then I went through a whole bunch of "support Brie Larson" type Reddit threads on the MCU subreddit and PM'd the loudest supporters/fuckwits the spoilers. I hope you were one of them, faggot.

Yeah, Im from Reddit. So what? Ive been here for 2 years

The only movie I can think of this was Sixth Sense

Yeah cap it is pretty fucking cool thanks

>admitting your a newfag reddit refugee

You sound like another bitter racist. Your kind are a minority here now in case you hadn't noticed

I never got the point of lecturing to people who clearly do not give a fuck. Seems pointless to me.

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Now is that the one thing in this life you can even expect? It's only a movie, yet better than this world. Satan is coming. You know it. I know it.

Why would you use the image of a character from the very capeshit thing you don't want spoilered when adressing people who don't care about capeshit thing in the first place?

steve rogers commits incest due to time travel...

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Thanks to shitty writing, Cap is now the patron saint of not "spoiling" shit. He refused to "spoil" countless catastrophes, tragedies, and even completely preventable events from their own story, all in the name of "preserving a timeline" that the writers would know wasn't even his if they had the fucking brains to understand the mechanics of multiversal time travel from the comics and the moral fiber to understand how out of character it is for Cap to refuse to act under *any* circumstances.

This shit is the Hyperspace Ram of the MCU. Fuck Disney for taking things I love and making them dumber, cheapening them through their cynicism and creative bankruptcy.

This Satan guy sounds based af

holy fucking kek

Yeah. I didn't expect more than this.

>if a movie can be ruined by spoilers it's not a good movie.
This. Capegarbage has no rewatch value.

Kill yourself reddit nigger

This would actually be a good banner for this board

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At least he's more real than God.

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That's Peggy's sisters kid not hers.

what if that guy was an asshole?

>Your kind are a minority here now in case you hadn't noticed
Yeah

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If you derive happiness from focus group movies you aren't even human. Be entertained but don't derive happiness.

Because time is not linear in the MCU, it works on Dragonball rules in that the very act of time traveling makes a change to the timeline. Cap didnt so much as go back in time to live a life with Peggy as much as he jumped over to a parallel universe. However it was a double edged sword as in order to not fuck everything up he had to leave her timeline to jump back to the main one (and end up an old man sitting in that bench), and by doing so he effectively erased that timeline from existence. However he still remembers it because it's still his own personal past, and you cant change something from the past

lol why the fuck man babies so fragile

High speak fro the guy who knew about 9/11, the Kennedy assassination, Hydra’s infiltration of government, the ten rings, and Harry Potter and did nothing to stop any.

What the fuck could he have done? Plenty of people knew about 9/11 before it was going to happen, including our whole fucking government. Didn’t stop shit

Haven't watched any of these cape flicks but I'm guessing the good guys win, the bad guys lose, there's casualties on both sides but ultimately the real Avengers were the friends we made along the way.

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not for me
I like movies more if I know what happens.

this. I mean a lot of jews called in sick that day, maybe everyone else should have followed suit, could've saved a lot of lives.

the movie isn't good anyway but spoilers don't even affect enjoyment, it's an illusion of having "lost" some magical experience you can't repeat and nothing more

all 100 of these shit films are predictable and written by gay hacks too

I got a nerd at work who's in to all this shit so I wrote "Iron man and black widow die" on the inside of all the doors of the toilet cubicles. I got lucky and was actually in one of the cubicles when he came in for a shit and saw it. I laughed my arse off.

He could have just jumped his old self back to the main timeline when hulk was on the shitter and no one was watching the portal.

Based

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based

>lol
>man babies
you're one of them kiddo

Cap couldn’t have done shit. Maybe if Iron Man went back in time, he could bring down the planes and then disarm the bombs

tell us more

>thinks football is exciting

cope

>cope
Nigger

Sad. How embarrassing

>NIGGERS NOOO
Fucking hell. You are the man child here

>watches niggerball

Kill yourself

Lets be real,Bucky probably did 9/11

Somebody HAS to edit this to include the spoiler for endgame near the end

This and then post it to reddit

i have never watched a capeshit movie since iron man
i have absolutely no interest in it
and yet, i can absolutely spoil the film end game for you having never seen it or heard about it or spoken to anyone who has seen or heard anything about it or read or watched or even thought about it at all ever.
here is what happens at the end, i presume:
the good guys win.
sorry Yea Forums have i ruined your life?

I'm a man, you're a nigger

cope

Nigger

You've got your cope in my Nigger!
You've got my Nigger in my cope!
Introducing copeNigger!

Nigger

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID NIGGER

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Mmm, NiggercopeNigger sandwich.

@113759935
cope

Actually, could someone spoil Endgame to me, please? I see everyone gushing over it but I haven't seen a capeshit film since Spiderman 3, and don't feel like watching the whole thing to see what it's about

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good guys win, bad guy loses

FUCJK YOU I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET

Wow really made me think.
>cancels Tony Dies tshirt order

there isn't a group on earth that doesn't laugh at the misfortune of others, usually people they hate

submit it next time there is a contest or contact the mods in IIRC then

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Based Cap

people like you make me ashamed that I was into comics for as long as I was lmao.

The mods are too busy with their furry anal vore roleplay in IIRC right now.

You guys remember when we spoiled harry potter. That was good times.

The faggot chose o stay for the pussy in the end

Haha, funny meme OP. Almost as funny as the time that I Iron Man dies in End Game.

BASED WHITE-MAN TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

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Are you retarded? Did you even pay attention to this capeshit clearly made for children? It's one single stream of time. Plus, time is not the same as universe.

Kill yourself

If you cant stay off the internet for a day to enjoy your favorite pulp franchise, then its your own fault.

He never erased the timeline. Timelines don’t stop because you leave them; they keep on going. The whole reason he went back in time was to bring the infinity stones back. My question is, how did he get back to the real timeline without the machine? They make it sound like he grew old in the new timeline and somehow just shows up on the bench in this timeline.

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Fucking based.

>1997
>Hi, FBI? My name is Steve Rogers. Yes, *that* Steve Rogers. You guys really should book some seats on the flights I'm about to email you. I'm from the future, you see, and I happen to know something particularly heinous will be going down on the morning of September 11th 2001. If you don't believe me, coordinate with S.H.I.E.L.D. I've already confirmed my identity with them and provided them with a list of times and places where an enhanced police presence might make all the difference.
>Also, Snape kills Dumbledore, Jon and Catlyn die at Edmure's wedding, Snoke is no one important, and LOST is a complete waste of time.

>Neckbeard is both an atheist and a weeb.
Colour me surprised.

its so great how much people get butthurt over spoilers, especially the zoom zooms that don't ever care about anything

Thanks for not spoiling the JFK assassination, Vietnam War, L.A Riots, Waco, OKC, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and all the school shootings Cap!

>2 years
Being this new.

Reminder that this board and Yea Forums both had the bare minimum of foresight in putting up a "no spoilers" sticky while the fucking r/Yea Forums subreddit put spoilers into their post titles for attention and have the fucking audacity to pretend they are not a part of the cancer that is Reddit overall and just trying to be the edgy contrarians they think this place is full of

This place is unironically better than reddit this one time and posting spoilers literally only proves that you're a fucking newfag

>future cap doesn't spoil the ending of Endgame for the FBI
truly a more based man has never been born

holy shit, now Yea Forums is reddit and reddit is more Yea Forums than Yea Forums
fuck you, you onions zoomer faggots with your "spoilers", ten years ago you wouldn't dare open this site and now you're praising how nice and safe it is
and you have the audacity to call people newfags, jesus shit

>le reddit is more Yea Forums now! YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK HOLY SHIT ZOOMIES

doesn't change the fact that they literally only did it for fucking attention and still have shitty "upboats XD" and "paying reddit to show people you gave this post attention" badges

please go die in a fucking ditch

>Browsing social media at all before one of the biggest movies comes out
Oh right, Millennials cant stay off twitter for a few minutes, let alone days

newfags like you need to leave

cry more subhuman capeshit NIGGER I was probably the one that spoiled you with the dozens of threads I made with my phone u mad

>or not telling them that attacking the Soviet Union before they got the bomb was also the best idea in the longrun
no it wasn’t you historical brainlet

No I won't. Spoiling the entertainment for these s*yboy capeshit lovers is the holy duty of every righteous western man.

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>I can't read

Nobody is actually bothered by spoilers, the real reason why people dislike them is because you are suppose to.

Everyone knows that already no shit
What you don't know is HOW they do it and who dies in the process of it

>t. Pajeet