/got/ general

NOH

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Why did Dany ran away after he missed his one spear that conveniently landed right next to him and also happens to be immune to dragonfire(like his clothes).

I mean he only had one of those spears, and even immune to fire Drogon could have just landed on him and crushed him after he missed.

She just ran away from a defenseless Night King

>chad
>barely taller than the goblin

S-SHE'S FAST

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F for Stannis

He is the hero because he is liberating everyone from their suffering of the world, think about it through all the seasons all the characters suffer, everyone in the world suffers due to wars etc.

The Night King will bring an endless Void of Nothing, everyone will forget. forget the pain..

Through the long night the wheel will truly be broken, the wheel of Samsara.

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This.This is it. This is fucking it.
This is beyond DABID. It's not even human to write shit like this anymore. It's so icompetent and illogical, one might call it eldritch.
We could have had Azor Jaime, and it would have been kino. We could have had the easy and predictable Azor Jon and it still might have been kino.We could have had Azor Sandor and fuck me if it would'nt have been kino. Azor Bran, Azor Jorah, Azor Theon, Pod, Brienne, Tormund, Edd... I could have done with all of them.
But no. We have to appeal to the fans. The same casual fans who think Daeneys' name is Khaleesi, who don't know who Jon Arryn is, who can't write "Cersei" after 8 seasons.
So now the ancient, apocalypse-bringing, 8000 years old Night King, lord of the White Walkers, is instantly killed by a flat-faced goblin long-jumping 10 meters after zooming past a circle of zombies, a dozen white walkers and an undead dragon, and pulling a Rey drop-trick-stab.
Bravo indeed.

>B-But at least the boo-
"No!". GRRM is a piece of lard who will never EVER finish his books. The fat has clotted his brain to the point he doesn't remember how to write, let alone how to conclude his story, and will probably kill him the next time he goes for a light jog. He probably didn't even write a single page of Winds of Winter. I could write a 500 page critic of "The (8 hours) Long Night" faster than George "Rotund Retard" Martin can write a single sentence on a character's shit's consistency.
No, he will die alone in his fat-palace, knowing his life's work has been fucked into the ground. Because that's how it will be remembered. It will be remembered as the show, and everyone will assume that's what the Fatman had intended for his ending. 20 good men, finger in the bum, le balls and wine's cock XD... That is Gurrm's Legacy.
Fuck this shitshow, Fuck this gay earth, Fuck Daniel and David.
And most of all FUCK YOU GEORGE.

because there's no time

UNCLE BENJEN!

No Preston, no watch

Eternal our guys list
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Qyburn
>Stannis
>Davos
>Edd
>Bobby
>Theon
>Littlefinger
>Nightking
>Roose
>Dayne
>Chadmure
>Chadfish
>Walder
>Beric
>Hound
>Thoros

Eterna our gals list
>Myrcella 2.0
>Cersei
>Myranda
>fake Sansa
>Doreah
>Roslyn
>Ros
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>Smirkfu
>young Bran

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While I'm not pleased with how the episode was executed, I am pleased that all the prophecyautist redditor Jonfags have been btfo

>but-but, he's the chosen one, he's going to save the day and become king

idiots still think they've been watching a traditional fantasy

Why Sansa doesn't know how to use a dagger? Wasn't she the smartest person of the realm?

FLYING IS FOR DROIDS

maisie a cute

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Why is she so loved by reddit and hated by Yea Forums?

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Admit it /got/

the opening scene with Melisandre lighting the swords was aesthetic

>that
>chad
i fall for average looks but even i know hes got a shit personality and would give you brown dick

>AltshiftX desperately holding on to "the real NK isn't dead" theory
Jesus dude just give it up and admit DnD are hacks and just butchered their best villain 10 years in the making

wow, creative

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I didnt give an F for Stannis because hes coming back next episode mate

its worth hearing his denial

>Euron's fleet takes down Rhaegal.

>Jaime betrays the North. Missandei is captured.

>Dany's army captures Jaime. Brienne tries to talk to him but he refuses.

>Sansa tells Tyrion about Jon's lineage. Tyrion tells Varys.

>Varys betrays Dany because he thinks Jon would be a better ruler.

>Cersei has Missandei executed.

>Dany has Varys executed. Dany assaults King's Landing and it's one-sided as hell.

>Tyrion begs her to show mercy but she refuses.

>Tyrion frees Jaime to try to get Cersei out of the city.

>King's Landing gets wrecked in the battle. Drogon burns Euron's fleet.

>The Hound fights his brother. They both die.

>Jaime fights Euron and kills him, but Jaime is mortally wounded.

>Jaime makes it to Cersei and they die together.

>Dany is executing everyone in King's Landing. Jon and Tyrion are upset.

>Dany has Tyrion arrested to be executed for freeing Jaime.

>Tyrion tries to convince Jon that his family will never be safe because his lineage makes him a threat to Dany's rule.

>Jon tries to talk to Dany but she justifies her actions.

>Jon pledges himself to Dany but then stabs her, then surrenders himself.

>In another message, (I think it's the same person with a different throwaway) said that next episode we will see Tyrion and Sansa begin to scheme against Dany and try to start getting Jon against her.

>He has now said that Sansa will betray Tyrion in the end after promising they rule together but she keeps it all to herself. Two possible outcomes for Jon: he either goes to start a new nights watch or he ends up dying.

>Sorry this is all over the place, some details are unclear, but the main points stand. He also told me about Arya killing the NK a fee weeks ago, but I didn't believe it. Apparently he worked on episode 6 and they have two different endings for Jon

Omae wa mou shindeiru...

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the first 10 mins are amazing until the dothraki charge. arya sneaking through the library was actually great. all theon related things were kino.
and this was glad to see dabid remember that theon is a good archer

>preston

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>wowzers, right in the ice cubes

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Just before the Night King's death when I thought he was going to snap Arya's neck.

the wight walkers were all shown to have spears at the beggining so why did they do fuck all
fuck off seymour

Press F

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OUR GUY

cersei will be beheaded in front of her kingdom.
the true heir to the throne will sit upon it in slow motion.
fade to black

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Fuck off shitlord, the god of death is female

what a beauty

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L-lads...

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Waste of good meat if you ask me...

How would you fix Arya?

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Why have we been watching him since season 1?
To get cucked by some bitch who didn't work for any of her ninja assassin skills?
Just because its not traditional fantasy doesn't mean its good.

i didn't particularly want him to be azor ahai but i didn't want them to turn him into an utter fucking idiot after season 5 either. d&d must hate kit or something

>he browses reddit
Leave faggot

called it.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/88642228/#q88644198

missing frogfu otherwise good list

There was a food shortage user, Gilly had to die

>muh independent norf who don't need no dragon queen
>hides in a crypt and doesn't even try to save her people when they're under attack
What did she mean by this?

Post webm of Lyanna running at the giant.

>DABID, DABID, WHAT IF, WE RUIN EVERYTHING AND KILL EVERYONE
>AND SANSA WIN AND RULE ALL

Honestly, the biggest problem with her look now is the gigantic eyebrows. People don't understand that just because they're trendy doesn't mean that they suit everyone. She didn't have them when she was younger and looked much better. Prove me wrong.

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IM A NURFFFFFFFFFENERER AND I KILL GIANTS WITH MY BEAR HANDS I AM DA FUTURE OF HOUSE BEAR OF BEAR ISLAND
nah i was trying to figure out how they did it

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

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i looked for you in the catalog.

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more like 5 years, Night King was only invented in 2014

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Welp that confirms it was kino

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>britain is so inbred, they made fas a genetic trait

F to the greatest tits in the Seven Kingdoms

>Cersei has the North on its knees close to capitulation
>She gives a smug grin, as the golden company surrounds everyone else
>The mountain is by her side
>"You see when you play the game of thrones, either you win... or die"
>Qyburn interupts
>"How dare you interrupt your queen, I'm afraid I have no more use for you"
>Cersei gestures to the Mountain to kill Qyburn
>Qyburn smiles
>"I'm afraid not, Ser Gregor, execute order 66"
>The mountain turns around and cracks Cersei's head like a melon
>Qyburn then orders the golden company to kill everyone else
>He becomes the supreme ruler of the seven kingdoms, naming himself emperor of the new Westerosi Empire

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Nothing personnel kid

youtube.com/watch?v=2D__W3yJ3aU

>>The Hound fights his brother. They both die.
YOU KILLED THEM, YOUR MURDERED THEM, YOU RAPED THEM

stop time

>gets Edd killed because he ignores his orders
>doesnt even avenge him
>just runs away

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Imagine watching Game of Thrones since 2011
Like, imagine following 8 years of buildup only for Arya to swoop in and kill it
Seriously fucking imagine dedicating 8 years of your life to this story only to have Arya fucking Stark jump in and pop the ice balloon.

I binged this series this year a month before S8 started and I'm as disappointed as everyone else because we all wasted our time watching this trash fire fucking hell LMAO

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An entire dothraki horde charging the WW's was even better.

By making her fun again instead of just badass that says edgy lines

autism

>Melisnadre shows up
>doesn't murder any kings
jesus what a waste, the whole point of her character is that she's a stone cold bitch who does what has to be done
they turned her into a complete softie for no reasone

GET OUTTA MY SIGHT

is that supposed to be young tywin?

>Kinslayer
Jaime is not and will never be, my guy

His legs are clearly bent

Where the fuck did he go? What was so god damn important he had to warg for 80% of the episode?

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>badly beaten up Jon makes it to the Godwood just as the NK finishes up Theon
>challenges NK to a duel
>other White Walkers form a circle around them
>Jon puts up a valiant effort, but is killed
>just as NK is about to finally kill Bran, Jaime jumps between them
>fight ensues
>Jaime holds his own, but NK is clearly toying with him
>suddenly, he's struck with an obsidian tipped arrow shot by Arya
>it's not enough to kill him, but enough of an opportunity for Jaime to plunge his sword into his heart

its gurm's self insert, ofc hes useless

>Jon was brought back to life just for this
Pretty lame

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remove her from the show completely after season 4 and only give her the cameo where she kills walder frey. she is then never seen again.

i just fixed arya and you know it. she was always about personal revenge, she only learned about the WWs a day before they came.

Can we agree that despite the stupid slow-mo the Night King theme song in this episode was kino?

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F

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WHY IS WINE DWARF STILL ALIVE?

If the main argument against this not being a traditional fantasy is that Jon didn't kill/fight the NK then it's a retarded argument, seeing as he was just killed by a Mary Sue midget who jumped 10 feet vertical and 30 feet horizontal, and moves faster than a character who turned around and caught her in mid air in less than a second. Retard.

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WHERE DID MELISANDRE COME FROM
>WHY DID THE DOTHRAKI CHARGE HALF A MILE INTO BATTLE
HOW DID THEY GET BACK ON FOOT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEIR HORSES
>WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN WITH THE DRAGONS
WHY DIDN'T THEY USE FIRE TO FUNNEL THE HORDE
>WHY WERE THE FORMATIONS SO SHIT
WHY WERE THEY RELYING ON DRAGONS TO SET FIRE TO THE TRENCH
>WHAT WAS DAENERYS DOING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE BLIZZARD
WHY DID JON JUST SIT ON THE WALL FOR HALF AN HOUR
>WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE DRAGONS TO BURN THE UNDEAD WHILE THE GATES WERE CLOSED
WHY DID BRAN WARG INTO THE CROWS AND THEN DO NOTHING
>WHAT WAS BRAN WARGING FOR 60 MINUTES
WHY DIDN'T THEON AND HIS MEN HAVE A SWORD
>DID ARYA SERIOUSLY HAVE A SPECIAL STAFF MADE WHEN SHE COULD HAVE JUST USED ONE OF THE UNSULLIED'S
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HER ENTIRE SCENE IN THE LIBRARY
>WHY IS THE DRIPPING OF HER BLOOD LOUDER THAN HER FOOTSTEPS
WHY DID SHE REALISE HER BLOOD WAS MAKING NOISE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
>WHY IS SHE CONSIDERED STEALTHY BITCH BUT FOUND SNEAKING AROUND A LIBRARY DIFFICULT
WHY WAS ONE GIANT LEFT STANDING JUST TO KILL LYANNA
>WHY DID IT PICK HER UP AND STARE AT HER BEFORE KILLING HER
WHY DIDN'T SHE LITERALLY JUST TOUCH THE GIANT'S HAND WITH HER AXE TO KILL IT
>WHY DID NO-ONE ELSE EVEN SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
WHY DID DAENERYS AND DROGON SIT ON THE BATTLEFIELD WHILE ALL THE ZOMBIES WERE GETTING ONTO THEM
>WHY DIDN'T DROGON BREATHE FIRE ON HER AFTER HE KNOCKED HER DOWN
HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO HOLD HER OWN DESPITE NO EXPERIENCE WIELDING A SWORD
>WHY DID THE CRYPT STARKS DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND HOW WERE SO MANY PEOPLE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THEM
WHY THE FUCK DID THEON LEEROY JENKINS THE NIGHT KING
>WHY IS THE NIGHT KING SUCH A JOBBER THAT HE DIDN'T REACT AT ALL TO ARYA'S KNIFE TRICK
WHY DOES HE HAVE A CONVENIENTLY PLACED HOLE IN HIS ARMOR
>WHY ARE THE WHITE WALKER COMMANDERS SUCH JOBBERS THAT THEY DIDN'T NOTICE ARYA UNTIL SHE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
WHY DIDN'T THEY REACT WHEN THEY DID NOTICE
>WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE

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REMEMBER WHEN A KING WAS KILLED BY A BOAR AND JON DOGGED DRAGON FIRE?

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What is this face attempting to convey?

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That line, like most of them this episode, was just shoehorned in to have another call back
Hurr hurr stick em with the pointy end remember guys? remember when the show was good and she said that?
Fuck off DnD

post your face, faggot

The job of the three eyed raven is to catalog history. he was watching everything he could with his ravens to record it.

Bravo dabid

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Plot Armor R Us

get that weak shit out of here
Jaime is the only one who can TRICKSWORDTRICKTRICKDARKSWORDWOO around these parts

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By making her act like an actual human being instead of a smug invincible bad ass mary sue

He was seeing the battle from the best angles desu

Based and sciencepilled

Lads

serious question because im having a big argument online

Do you think Arya sneaking past an army of thousands without help is the biggest mistake GoT ever made?

id argue it is
id argue they should have had an obvious culmination moment where Jamie, Jon, Theon, Ginger Wildling, Podrich, and even Bran and Tyrion help to distract so Arya can do what she did

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Onions overdose

why did arya practice archery and throw daggers at a wall if she kills with neither, also make knife arrows a thing
using a valyrian steeel balissta would be sick

Deepest Lore: Qyburn wargs into NK

youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664

>dabid's fanfiction

>WHY IS WINE DWARF STILL ALIVE?

If Sansa and Tyrion killed themselves I would say Dnd have SOME balls

I thought that was the music from when they blew up the Sept of Baelor

where did arya get these magical powers?
was it from her training which consisted of her getting beaten by a stick until she could see then she escapes and gets fatally stabbed that somehow trained her enough to do this?

it just seems like she was a magical badass with no backstory at all

AHHHHHHHHH THOROS HELP!!!

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Based

Alright fellas, enough whining about Arya killing NK, lets talk about how Ghost survived, i'm glad he survived... but fucking how?!

We all saw him charge in with the dothraki right? Did he saw all the fucking wights and just blend in with the snow? my personal headcannon is that he killed his wight sister Summer offscreen.

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Who fucking cares, the apocalypse is prevented.

Who even gives a fuck anymore? Its clearly all shit now, and we shouldve known it couldn't be saved years ago.

Rate the episode out of 10
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Why would it be so strange for NK to die in the first half of the last season? They still gotta rek Cersei.

>WHY DID SHE REALISE HER BLOOD WAS MAKING NOISE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
why did it ony matter when she was crouched down

>Could have had Arya kill Arthas while he was overwhelming Jon in a duel
>Would have been both a girl power moment and a Ned parallel
>We got this instead

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UNCLE BENJEN

I NEED TO KILL THE NIGHT KING

there's no time....

UNCLE BENJEN

GO!!!!

what was the point of reviving jon? he's been written like a useless retard ever since he left hardhome

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I don't have to imagine, I'm already living it

Welcome to modern entertianment.
Enjoy your stay.
Now someone post that soiwars vs cuksofthrones gif.
You know which one.

the worst fucking thing is that the episode could have been decent with a different ending and even great if they would stop all these garbage teleport last minute saves. it's so disappointing

The night kings army should have destroyed them all. Then the next episode should be the night king destroying and killing everyone in kings landing. Then the final episode he just sits on the throne an fucks dead Cersei. This would be a true reflection on life with very deep meaning. Death is inevitable, there is no point in fighting it.

>no negative 10

>Nobody told jon hes immune to dragon fire so he spends the entire episode dodging left and right instead of helping

kek

this is Yea Forums, not Yea Forums

Who will even go South? Bran's arc is actually entirely fucking finished. He has no reason to go South, in a wheelchair, to do anything down there. Tormund will basically be tag along like Jon, who also has no reason to go besides muh Dany.

>HIS ULTIMATE DESTINY WAS SAVING ASSASSIN GOBLIN BECAUSE SHE'D KILL THE NIGHT KING
THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT
THE WORSE IT FUCKING GETS

>>WHY DID THE CRYPT STARKS DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND HOW WERE SO MANY PEOPLE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THEM
more like why didnt tyrion stab them , how may fuckign starks were down there

Yara fleeing from Ramsay's dogs was dumber

my fucking sides

>no Jon vs NK duel
fuck this gay earth

The real Azor Ahai.

Prove me wrong.

I want to go back

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>Stannis died FOR THIS

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Why didn't they just cut Bran's arm off and stop the army of the dead from tracking them down?

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Lmao at you incels being angry a girl got the kill against the big bad rather generic fantasy hero Jon

Some others survived. He saw the situation and went away. Who cares about a wolf anyway.

That was "Light of the Seven" if I'm not mistaken.

JUST FINISHED

WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT EPISODE. HOLY SHIT

Frankly, the more I think about it, and rewatch that interview at the end of the episode, the more I think "George Lucas". Lucas has a vision of Star Wars that often times is at odds with fans of the franchise, and over years that difference became more and more pronounced, to the point Lucas basically resented some fans and a particular vision of Star Wars. His Star Wars was basically the Anakin Skywalker story and a homage vehicle. Expanding the Star Wars story beyond the Anakin Skywalker saga, much less taking "lore" aspects of it seriously, basically pissed him off at a certain point. "Darth Plaeguis" really doesn't matter to George Lucas.

There is so much of that in GoT now, and it came out in this episode. The foundation of the entire ASoIaF saga is the Great War superseding the comparative petty bickering of living. The show the producers decided to make is founded on dragons and magic and this Fantasy War between men and skeletons, but they really, really want to talk about Cersei and political intrigue instead. Normally, the show walked and chewed bubblegum on the topic. But the last three episodes, culminating with this one, showed where their priorities lie. People can relate to Cersei being a massive bitch. They can't relate to the Night King being a force of nature.

Where do you see him alive? I was just about to bitch how they show him at the beginning and just never refer back to him at all

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>A Pale sword bursts through the NK from behind
>Bran watches expectantly
>Men call me Darkstar, I am of the night

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>what was the point of reviving jon?
fan-service = headlines = more ratings = more money

EVER TRIED TO RUN AFTER A DOG WITH A BONE its hard
WHY DIDNT SHE THROW HER VALYRIAN DAGGER LIKE SHE THRWWQ THE OBSIDISNA DAGGERS

cl-cleganebowl?

>not having Ghost 1v1 an ice spider
trash episode

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i agree

pic related (or this ) is just unforgivably stupid, let's wait and see what nonsense excuse dabid come up with to justify this

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Ayo why didn't Melly Sanders ever give Stannis' troops fire swords?

or more likely the writers forgot that this would be the case

The only possible good ending

Aaaagh...

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TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

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because it was 8 seasons worth of build up for fucking nothing. Literally in the first minute of the show we are presented with how dangerous the white walkers are.

Trailer for next episode when they're burning the dead or some whit.

UNGL BENHJEN

I SAW THE NIGHT KING!!!

UNGL BENHJEN....there's no time

BUT HOW?

GO!!!!

>build up the white walkers for literally the entire shows run
>kill them all off through a literal teleport stab
Of course it's the shows biggest mistake

I think what they didn't describe properly in the series and will probably be better described in the books, is how she's stealthy as shit. We just saw her avoid a few wights in this episode, but the faceless men can practically disappear. It's a special kind of magic.
So no, it's not that strange, but it's just poorly executed in the episode.

Remember when there was Snow bears the size of truck that showed up one episode only to disappear?

agreed

i don't know why they didn't bring more main characters to help theon defend bran, would have been far better

>What is this, some dude autisticly ranting for 12 minutes?
>Click on the vid anyway
I don't know what I expected.

Bran larped into him in order to save his sorry ass for an hour.

Wolves are based, fuck the dragons.

Yeah, he could’ve died early, but at least in a satisfying way. Him and the walkers achieved jack shit minus taking out a couple of little northern towns

Fire damages steel. You can see this with Beric's duel with Sandor in season 3. Against normal peeps, it would be flashy but pretty useless. Heck, Stannis doesn't even keep "Lightbringer" in the show, perhaps for this very reason.

Still bollocks, but I can fanwank an answer

Did the show finally jump the shark? There's been a steady decline in quality starting with S4 but the ending of this episode was the final straw for me.

I'm only here to watch Cersei win and Jaime and Brienne fuck

holy shit incel have sex

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why asre the bodies so neet?

how was there more snow in season 5 than in the long night?

We'll find out season three of the prequel

yara running from the dogs and the dothraki charge were more retarded, arya living after the stabbing was really unrealistic

the littlefinger scene was really bad too, but a more nuanced bad

Can't really cram all the details into a few hours, when the books do it in dozens of hours. if they ever fucking release

look at this dude

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I mean, from the enemy army's pov. If he runs away, they wouldn't care.

>idiots still think they've been watching a traditional fantasy

no its much worse.

First for HBO and chill.

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Why didn't they just do pic related and destroy all the white walkers without a single human casualty?

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brainlet here, what's happening

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...

Sacrificing Shireen worked.

Jon should have killed the Night King and Jaime the undead Vyserion

>Him and the walkers achieved jack shit minus taking out a couple of little northern towns
This. In the end he wasn't much more of a threat to Westeros than fucking Mance Ryder.

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

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>Snoke is just some guy
>Night King is just some guy
>built up to be all powerful gods
>both die in really stupid ways

Did Rian Johnson direct this?

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>in an alternate universe he's uploading the rape and battle scenes that he recorded in 45 angles to YouTube

Question, lads: did Gilly die in the crypts? I don’t recall

there's no time for that...uncle benjen said that clearly. we have cersei to worry about.

Why didn't the White Walkers resurrect the six million horses they killed?

>rian johnson and D&D will be working on star wars
if i didn't know any better i'd think people in hollywood are trying to sabotage themselves

>have sex

Feed your cats.

what the fuck

Cos he is gonna kill Dany which is pretty much confirmed by now.

NK was holding no weapon tho. That other star wars guy had a laser at her neck.

It has to be, I noticed the decline in quality as well but I just stomached it for the most part because I was in this deep. This episode is the sole reason I will warn people who ask to never watch this goddamn show.

Why is anyone supporting Cersei again?

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Are you braindead? The show has been dead for seasons.

they literally titled the section in which they "explain" it pic related: youtube.com/watch?v=_3M0Xt97aFI @31:30

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Jesus, what a woman

just like they forgot the stark dead cant be resurrected in the tombs

the problem is that the episode itself wasn't bad as much as what it meant was bad

what number represents a 0 in the story and an 8 for the episode specifically? 4?

Literally 0 main characters died besides jorah.

Aasd ft dgfhahgsfdfdfhshshaahsgsdgdgfagahsfddfs

The entirety of Dothraki people wiped out in one move

>Literally sneaking right in front of the Lich King's 20 good men
Na

Because if I do, she'll have sex with me!

money

Not enough budget for any animal wights
Have to accommodate for the giant wight that dies to bear loli

They used her blubber to burn the wights

Aut Shift X loves his fucking Azor Ahai wankery

there's literally been no mention of Nissa Nissa in the show. Or even the name "Azor Ahai" for that matter

refugees from the North?

Idk

I kind of just hate everyone else

This moment was pretty based

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she's not one of the ''good guys''

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Do you think D&D saw this or not? It's supposed to be a joke.

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unfortunately i think you're right

Thank God this trash is over

How the fuck this turned into a rant about George Lucas and Star Wars you massive autist

The Far Cry one is better

i don't get why drop the weapon and hope you will catch it with your other hand, instead of just lifting your other hand and grabbing the weapon.

>ww1
>France used to send the african soldiers first

really stretches my legs

wasn't moat cailin supposed to be impregnable?

I dunno. She got Euron, the Mountain and Qyburn on her team. People don't wanna fight against those.

who /aryachad/ here
glad to see my favorite character since season 1 evoke this much saltiness and outrage, absolutely based

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golden company, man the cgi budget is shit

teenagers (mentally, not anagraphically)

All this fuss over an assassin goblin when they should have just hired Styx

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Yes. Let's abandon all logic for one cool atmospheric shot

No named characters died in the crypts. Everyone there survived besides some nameless peasants.

lmao go back to r*ddit, that grin was the worst possible thing they could have done with his character

anyone else cringe when jorah teleports behind dany to save her?

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Have sex

I saw the episode and holy shit was it disappointing. Martin was hack for including the white walkers.

Deepest lore: Bran warged into a raven and flew to King's Landing to inform Cersei so she can prepare for Kelly C

the cheeky grin ruined it. that's the only facial expression the dumb cunt ever showed and he dies without saying a fucking word

jokes on you: the long night was just one long night. about 16 hours.

Oh god I'm dead. This is the kind of stupid shit that would've worked in real life.

no, it's just basically impossible to attack from the ground because you can't build siege weapons in a swamp.

he's 5'6 tops and a bong

>muh strategy

Their plan was abandoned because Dany couldn't take seeing her Dothraki die. They were supposed to wait for the night king before they flew on the dragons

so I've been thinking of why the writing is shit and i keep coming back to one thing, that bran knows all this shit is going to happen and at what time, which is why theon dying and arya saving him all at the last second """"makes sense""""

but then I realized.....they literally wrote a deus ex machina enabling device into the plot

there was no actual explanation there

god i hate them so much

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youtu.be/BG9WVZ7zmog?t=141
BRUUUUUUUH
I CAN'T EVEN
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

why not?

it is CERTAINLY the most important mistake.
That was what they chose as an epic climax to end a 7 season storyline.

Arya snuck past everyone and stabbed him, all portrayed within 10 seconds.

I cringed when Dany started obviously fake-crying over his corpse

>not Nyx
Nyxnyxnyxnxyxyxnyxnxynxyxnyx

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Major disappointment for me was almost a total lack of Lord of the light cult involvement. Only a Mellisandre? After all that bragging? The biggest bullshit of all.

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The Night King is... Madara Uchiha?!

Woah....

So, Beric basically died because he threw his sword away and didn’t bother to pick it back up, right?

Dumb fucking death.

Dam script writing is so bad in clown world now I could get an HBO show.

Think that was only a fraction. They amounted to 100k so they should have been equal sized as undead army, but that wasn't what happened. They were just some thousands of guys. Wonder where the rest are tho.

what was Ned whispering before his noggin went?

people who just followed the government and succession blindly or are too invested by now. Also high risk/high reward imagine if she does win. Dany would also just pardon all of the other lords when she wins and you kneel

Why didn't they resurrect literally everyone who has ever died in Westeros, since apparently they can Plan 9 at will.

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>new nights watch
for what purpose? the night king is dead and the white walkers are murdered, he should erect a statue in aryas honor, commemorating her heroic single combat victory over the white walkers

Wait a minute, so why were they all banking on the dragons coming along to light the trenches?

Why didn't they have the trenches lit from the start?

she has the force on her side

Did I ever tell you... the definition of insanity...?

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>still didn't get a kiss, even in death

fucking what does it fucking take?!?

there is no one else that's interesting and she has the mountain & qyburn

also elephants

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RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Not as hard as when Dany picked up a sword
Or when Brienne clearly dies but then is shown as not dying somehow
Or when it turned into the walking dead for that filler scene in the library

So what what the point of Bran warging into ravens, what did that even do ?

It has gotten worse, but this episode made it irredeemable

No one would be able to retreat like that.

His entire purpose in being brought back from the dead was to throw his sword and get stabbed in a hallway

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kek

did it really matter? the still had 2 dragons and saw him in the distance and chased him and the NK still made it to bran

literally nothing different would have happened EXCEPT there would have been thousands more undead that dany didnt cook

in closing, your post blows. delete it

That was stupid because 2 seconds after throwing his sword he just ran up to Arya and saved her anyway

THIS so much
In the books, Night King wasn't even THE threat. The Great Other, a literal god deity, was. Now it doesn't even make sense why would some religious sect from Essos care about what's going on in Westeros.

wouldnt be dragonfire then, hence why they could breakthrough

nope. that was properly set-up, unlike arya. jorah heard her dragon's cries and rushed towards her in a prior scene. the viewer knew what was going to happen and could fill in the blanks.
arya's assassination move on the NK left a lot of blanks. ergo: no pay-off.

>no mention of azhor something whatever

Yeah, given the lack of distance meaning anything in this show anymore you'd figure that every red priest in the world would've grabbed a weapon and bought an express ticket for Winterfell.

I appreciate this RAGE, i'm kind of a connoisseur.

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he literally saw her fall like five scenes before that, pay attention frogfag

was it truly all of the dothraki? i thought many more followed dany

anyway, sending the dothraki forward like that was the moment i realized dabid would butcher this episode, it makes no sense

Check'd and I always thought there'd be a night king cult outside of Craster as well.

BASED BERIC

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>So, Beric basically died because he threw his sword away and didn’t bother to pick it back up, right?

Absolutely retarded

HERE WE STAND

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Seriously what was the plan here?
Who in the studio watched this whole episode front to back and thought it was money well spent?
Why am I still here?

Sending out messages maybe? Watching the battle? I really have no clue.

The biggest mistake GoT ever made was existing before asoiaf finished.

>the chad undead dragon
vs
>the virgin manlet not-Azor

Just like Jon's entire purpose was to set this up

I would say it has been irredeemable since Beyond the Wall and LFs death.

he warged as the raven from season 1 to get the sword arya uses

I don't know man. Fuck this

Exactly. And even if his sword was broken or some shit, there were tons of other weapons around he could’ve grabbed.

why did you post a black image?

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they lost 1 dragon tho

Imagine if instead of just having all the characters sit around and be useless buried under undead bodies, as the night king appeared before brann, all the other big named characters who weren't yet came charging out to his defense, along with a reserve of hidden soldiers.

Maybe he thought some Targ bonding would happen

>shouts at the dragon
>not jumps sword swinging in its face
That's not how you die a hero, Jon.

This, what the fuck was that grin. The moment he was engulfed in dragonfire I thought
>he better not emerge with a stupid fucking grin like some DBZ character
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea?

>Three eunuchs smiling their pain away.

>What do we say to the god of coherent writing?
Not today

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remember when dragonfire had no effect on a white walker

Get a better monitor bro

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There was no plan, there hasn't been a plan since they realized Martin isn't finishing the books.

>red priests arrive and just set everything on fire

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I thought I was the only one who couldn´t see shit

True KINO.
Those days will never come back....
youtube.com/watch?v=gXC-jJhFaUI

Who the fuck thought that lighting a visual spectacle with Stevie Wonder vision was a good idea?!

no soul vs soul

Fair enough. Those were garbage as well.

Balls

>Jon getting burned by the dragon
>Hound dying to save Arya
>Sansa and Tyrion killing themselves
>Mel blowing herself up to turn into a Phoenix
>Grey worm dying
>Breinne dying
>Bran dying
>battle ends in a draw

Imagine how different show Euron would be had George released the Aeron Forsaken chapter a year earlier

you can see yellow dragon flying in the ep4 teaser

probably some shit about the army of the living needing to make their stand at winterfell which couldn't have been taken without him

helm's deep wins purely by the value of having longer establishing shots where you can actually seee what's happening

He wanted to experience the fight in 8K

Don't you mean "not ever"

>implying there could be screencaps that are any different from that episode

>Farmlands ravaged

wow, the stakes have truly never been higher.

kek
same
heh toy only made me use 10% of my plot armour

The last one will probably get impaled by big daddy crossbow in King's Landing, with Dany falling to her death.

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new

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

The Dragon Demands is a huge autist but I can't look at his the same after his video about him.

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CAN'T EVEN SEE AT FULL TONE

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My sincerest hope in this life is that after GoT D&D try something new only for it to flop entirely causing even the normies to realize how shit they are.

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I took mistake to mean like a goof or a blooper or something

it is obviously the worst thing narrative-wise they've ever done, no contest

littlefinger is the only thing in the same vein but it's not even close

She came from the tree?

Yea Forums is more autistic. Autists hate things that don't make logical sense. Have you ever met a ten-year-old girl? They're fucking tiny. If you have a cousin or whatever with a ten-year-old daughter (or thereabouts) get her to hold onto your arm and see how hard it is to lift her up with one arm.

Then imagine this utterly harmless creature stamping around going "I'M GOING TO FIGHT LOOK AT ME I'M TOUGH I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU" and everyone acting as if this is perfectly sane rational behaviour.
It simply does not compute and that hurts the autistic brain.

>Rian Johnson, hold my beer

even Kit knows it was bullshit
>everybody's fucked
literally nobody dies
>comes out of nowhere
literally bullshit, I hope they get fucking cancer

he was

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My soul is black like my painted nails
#fuckudad

so where the fuck was he if he didnt die?
the what chapter?

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i thought jon's last stand would be trying to kill the undead dragon as a last desperate attempt to get to bran

but no he just kinda stands there and screams lmao what the fuck

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>blindly supported Stannis until he had no more chance to win
>killed the usurper Renly
>sent all Dothraki to a meaningless death

Was she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

Jon’s purpose is to kill Dany. Leaks confirm

All her life people took control of her, making her powerless. Now she takes power for herself, and no one else matters.

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Holy fuck lads I’m genuinely seething, what utter shite.

>the Hound dies knowing he is unable to save arya, arya dies
Ftfy, otherwise actually a good outline of a battle that would've been worth the 90 minutes

Why tho? What does the lord of light care about some crazy blonde bitch?

to be fair, if it wasn't for the spastic camera, I enjoyed how dark it was. Added to the tension.
But that's just me.

Wait, why aren't they charging with their cavalry first, with their infantry outside the fortress? Why do they have archers on the walls?

Game of thrones is much better than this unrealistic fantasy garbage.

I loved her until they literally flanderize her in 2 scenes flat

NK is Sin confirmed

>AND SANSA WIN AND RULE ALL
This will happen

how did she get to the tree? that place is surrounded by walkers

I actually like this.

How are they going to top the threat of the Night King? He had hundreds of thousands of skeltals. Cersei is probably going to nuke the place with wildfire, but she doesn't have that sense of dread.

riots

because they flanderized her

even a part of reddit understands this and wanted to see her die for it or at least get humbled

Its total bullshit, but GoT did much worse.
Brienne finding the injured Stannis right in a fucking forest when he should be sorrounded by thousands of Bolton soldiers was objectively worse because Arya at least knew where to go and shes anime

LET ME SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER
>rises 10k wights
YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER?!
>arya teleports behind him
n-nani?
>heh, nothing personell kid
HER POWER IS TOO M-BLARHARA
>what a waste... *wipes dust off clothes*

>"the great war"
OH NO NO NO NO

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George Lucas helped direct a few episodes this season, actually. Explains a lot...

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lmao kit was seething and he isn't wrong to seethe

>he isn't ready for the Night Emperor coming from the Grey wastes beyond the Five Forts

>Be Me
>Young Single Dude in the North
>Fight for Robb
>Going pretty good YUNG WOLF and KING IN DA NURF
>All of my friends and lords get massacred
>Fuck
>Go back to the North
>Oh well, my lord had a second son so its ok
>Better get back to helping my family prepare for the decade long winters
>I guess ramsey is warden now ok
>Jon Snow appears Ok
>Lord declares house for Jon
>Fuck
>Fight in battle of the bastards
>All my younger friends and most old friends die and the new Lord
>We actually win
>Ok its over.
>Jon starts talking about undead army
>Have to bring my family winterfell under the leadership of my new lord, a 12 year old girl.
>Battle of Winterfell
>Every male acquaintance I've ever known is dead
>Most of my family murdered by undead starks in the crypt
>poetic
>MRW King "warden of the north" says we have march south to win our new Queen her throne

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It's a very big tree and she knows where to climb because she always hanged with jon there