it's over edition
/got/ general
Carter Jenkins
Aaron Myers
Thomas Harris
what was the purposes of this
was he evil just cause lel some forest pixies turned me into a frozen dude
what did the weird twirly symbol mean, what did the l with the circle mean
why is there an evil WW castle in the north
Kayden Powell
/got/
Grayson Hernandez
>get stabbed
>he dies
>all the other white walkers die
>even the white beards
>just like the phantom menace
bravo
Colton Cox
>tfw no kino sword fight between Jon and NK that ends with both dying
John James
Alright Yea Forums
How can they still fix this mess? We still have 3 episodes left
Christian Bennett
How do the book white walkers differ from the show version? They don't have a leader, so what's their origin/motivation?
Christian Watson
Azor Theon
Ryan Mitchell
IT'S.NOT.FAIR
THEY FUCKING RUINED OUR SHOW
Grayson James
Why was the NK immune to dragon fire?
Jaxon Garcia
Ryan Wood
Goblin Slayer
Lincoln Jones
Why?
Parker Roberts
NOW IT BEGINS
Owen Foster
>NK lives
>wipes out the norf
>souf has to deal with this shit now
would've been 50 times more interesting
Gabriel Reyes
>No Bran taking control of the WW to kill the NK
Liam Jenkins
Now that was terrible
Asher Butler
>How can they still fix this mess?
It's so damaged from the last couple seasons of bullshit it's impossible.
Austin Baker
Did he make the right call?
Hudson Richardson
*Ruins 8 years of build up for the sake of her yas queen slay moment*
psh, nothin personnel /got/
Colton Flores
>heh, getting cold feet already
>time to turn up the heat
>TRICKSTER
>WOOHOO YEAH
>TRICKROYALSWORDTRICK
>JACKPOT
Mason Allen
Time to find a new series to watch because I'm dropping this now.
Alexander Perez
>confirmed that Jon kills Dany in the end
By expectations were subverted.
Wyatt Wilson
Wtf why is her forehead so fucking big?
Carson Allen
>Tolkien has been a huge influence on me, and I love the way he ended Lord of the Rings. It ends with victory, but it’s a bittersweet victory. Frodo is never whole again, and he goes away to the Undying Lands, and the other people live their lives. And the scouring of the Shire—brilliant piece of work, which I didn’t understand when I was 13 years old: “Why is this here? The story’s over?” But every time I read it I understand the brilliance of that segment more and more. All I can say is that’s the kind of tone I will be aiming for
Reminder that the WW dying early is all part of GRRM's plan
Bentley Myers
>episode 4: everyone celebrates
>episode 5: cersei btfo
>episode 6: everyone celebrates
Aaron Nelson
Matthew Lopez
I did not see Stannis in the army of the undead. Do you reckon he might still be alive, plotting his next move?
Cameron Gray
why do people like to be fed shit so much?
Gavin Turner
the only way to fix this is for cersei and euron to literally kill every single person in westeros
Jaxon Myers
Fucking hell I cannot believe that all it took to kill the NK was valyrian steel, so he's just another white walker
Hunter Robinson
>sansa sucking dwarf dick in the crypts while cuck theon dies pointlessly
Parker Martin
>no Bran taking control of NK to kill Jon
no one would've known
Jeremiah Howard
go back to r*ddit faggot
Christian Scott
They could've ended that episode in a much more satisfying manner.
>ghost flies in from off screen takes on dragon
>jon makes it to godswood
>starts fighting the white walkers epic mini battle
>night king ignores him makes his way towards bran
>bran does some magic shit with weirwood or birds or w/e
>nightking laughs it off but is distracted
>arya wearing face of a wight gets near night king n kills him
Just anything would've been better than that shit.
Jose Gonzalez
The fight is too damn dark!
Liam Bell
Retconn Stannis' death
Wyatt Nguyen
beady af
Oliver Robinson
>arya jumps on NK
>fool, no man can kill me
>arya drops knife
>NK looks surprised at her
>i am no man!
Jesus fucking christ
Christian Davis
NOWI TENDS
Noah White
> NO my queen please NO NONOO
Isaac Nguyen
>born admist salt and smoke
IS HE A HAM???
Adrian Morris
>Did he make the right call?
He didn't die so yes. Now he can claim he was secretly helping Jon the whole time.
Sebastian Diaz
/g(er)o(l)t/
Brody Watson
gobrin srayer
nk death was a very clever ruse
Josiah Murphy
bong genes
Ryder Wood
/noh/
Henry Moore
>a bigger battle than Helm's Deep
Lucas Anderson
That was a fake NK
The next 2 episodes will be for KL and shit
Then the real NK appears
Dominic Russell
I want every single remaining character to die.
Bentley Bailey
>D&D didn't go through with the double suicide
Pussies
Gavin Perez
Aiden Johnson
Asher Gray
>Shh, nothing personal, bastard
>For the north btw
Dominic Stewart
>Tfw no one is happy about ep3
Where are you getting these links of ppl saying it was a good episode?
Nicholas King
>Retconn Stannis' death
THIS
Tyler Wood
so he spent 8 thousand years planning this?
Aaron Martinez
>How can they still fix this mess? We still have 3 episodes left
Aya wakes up while the battle is still raging. Turns out her kililng the NK was a fever dream.
Michael Ortiz
bran goes back in time through the quantum realm
never climbs that tower
was of the 5 kings never starts
Mason Russell
You know what I'm the most mad about?
How fucking easy it was. Barely took any effort.
Fine, you want Arya to do it? Let her do it. But make it worthwhile jesus christ.
SHE JUST FUCKING DOES A GOTCHA LIKE IT'S A BAD JOJO EPISODE AND IT'S DONE HE'S DEAD.
You could add anything and it would make it so much better, as a fight.
>fine, Arya jumps in from nowhere
>Night King grabs her and overpowers her
>Arya changes hands but she drops the knife
>oh shit we're fucked
>Dying Theon uses his last breath to stab the NK
>he drops Arya
>other WWs start coming in
>the last surviving characters come in and join a big bombastic fight
>everyone gets a hit in before whoever gets the killing blow
I mean, I will get crucified for mentioning Avengers, but they managed to pull off an incredibly satisfying last fight by having EVERYONE have to be there and do something important for the killing blow to happen.
It absolutely baffles me that it was just a jump and a gotcha.
How the hell wasn't this episode structured around the Dead pushing everyone back to the Godswood and the final fight happening there? It's the perfect structure for some sacrificial deaths, bleak hopeless fighting and an exciting conclusion to a story 8 years in the making.
To say they dropped the ball is to be a comedian at this point
Josiah Thompson
>I am no one*
Adrian King
We'll never know because GRRM is a useless fat fuck who won't finish the books
Owen Davis
d and d both commit sepoku on camera for real
Julian Peterson
>Take me into your heart. Accept me as your savior. Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!
Andrew Myers
i wish you good fortune in these upcomming threads
Owen Gutierrez
>I did not see Stannis in the army of the undead.
Head canon, Stannis was living in the winterfell wood preparing for the undead. He built several traps for him them in the wood and fought off entire divisions of undead single handily. Going full rambo here.
Logan Martin
>long night
>just lasts a regular night
>long winter
>just a few weeks of snow in the north
Eli Torres
at least he's not a fag
Alexander Stewart
>tfw this was foreshadowing for how the great war would both begin and end the very same night
James Flores
Michael Perry
What's the most kino passage from the books?
Like unironically, not "the more she drank, the more she shat" or whatever.
Jaxon Robinson
Here’s how they should have handled the night king battle
>Night King walks up to Bran, and puts his hand on his head
>Brans eyes go white like when he’s looking into the past, slowly start going blue
>a bunch of main characters battle th either white walkers around the night king trying to get to the night king and save bran
>we see what Bran is seeing. He’s in an imaginary Winterfell in summer where he never got crippled, everything is fine and nobody ever died.
>Sean fucking Bean shows up and tells Bran how proud he is, but that he can’t stay here. He has to wake up
>Bran opens his eyes and the night king staggers back looking surprised
>Arya leaps at him and gets choked, she drops the knife and a dying Theon grabs it, stabbing him in the leg with it
>it wounds the knight king but doesn’t kill him
>Brianne and Jaime double team him wounding him some more before getting fucked up
>during all this Jon was fighting the wight dragon
>suddenly when the night king seems unopposed, Jon appears riding a dragon, he slams the night king against a wall with it and kills him
Brody Richardson
this is a far more based version
Zachary Diaz
I loved the part where the camera shakes and it's hard to see what's going on.
Henry Johnson
The god damn cunts got me to root for Sansa and Theon
Camden Thompson
What a shitshow. You know it's bad when Maisie herself said she didn't want to be the one to do it
Thomas Miller
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
Josiah Harris
I don't see them making a proper ending in just 3 episodes unless every episode is like +70 minutes desu. Night Kings death already felt rushed as fuck.
Jacob Fisher
Threadly reminder that we could've gotten this
Nathan Torres
She looks like NPC Wojak
Easton Butler
>Fucking hell I cannot believe that all it took to kill the NK was valyrian steel, so he's just another white walker
Would have been cool if he was like, wounded, with blood, but still in enough control he kills her.
Gavin Mitchell
Seething incel!
Julian Barnes
There's no Night King. Their origin is probably the same though as in them being a weapon of the Children who got out of their hands
Brody Lee
the books can't match this
Robert White
and in keeping with the rest of the story
Zachary Harris
kek, that was such a copout, the episode was filled with fucking copouts, how much more interesting would've been if the NK killed bran and took away the key to defeat him from the living, imagine a three way fight between the living, golden company and the dead where kingslanding is blown up to save the seven kingdoms
Brayden Hall
the future is now, old man
welcome to the new age
Elijah Price
excuse us as we do nothing
Joseph Sanders
reminder they stole Bran's arc from The Giver
Juan Stewart
aliens
Ian Ramirez
He wouldn't have made a good ruler. I mean what's even his tax policy?
Michael Long
>Aye won tah faight
I'm surprised she didn't get some marysue powers and go prequels-yoda on the crypt keepers
Zachary Reyes
I'm not looking forward to this shitshow anymore, I just wanted closure as I have been invested in this series when it was ok s1-s4, then it was just like get it over with already, just end it, now I don't care, fuck the next few episodes, I don't even care.
Adam Sanders
>jaime and brienne getting overrun on the wall, about to die
>cut away from them
>20 mins layer they're getting swarmed in the courtyard, about to die
>cut away from them dabid!
What kind of bullshit is this
Jace Lewis
The whole known world was just a bunch of small islands in a giant lake instide of a giant continent. Euron takes some of the other survivors to this continent.
Jose Morales
>NK should have fought Jon
this would literally make no sense, it would give away all his tactical advantages to 1v1 someone with a Valyrian Steel sword.
Aaron Wood
So when does this retard start doing something?
Jack Diaz
place your bets on who will kill cersei and euron
expected it to be epicly s u b v e r t e d before you answer
Elijah Thomas
True. The Night King is a villain for the ages.
Jaxon Brooks
And tell us Lord Renly, when will you be having *your* friend?
Anthony Adams
I could've figged even a cheap move like
>NK goes up to Bran
>stare at each other
>NK puts hand on weir wood tree, signals Bran to do the same
>some dope vision or some shit
>while he's distracted (maybe other WW are connected too somehow?) he gets stabbed
Even something as low key and cheap as this shit I invented not he spot would have been less of a letdown desu
Aaron Williams
we all know gurm loves inverting tropes or going against them
what if his final anti-trope move is not finishing a book series
Gabriel Murphy
I love how Sapochnik always gave the Night King more of a prescence than other directors
Angel White
You're lucky we weren't in the archive. Your thread, the usurper, would lay lay deleted if we were.
William Clark
mostly reddit and twitter, some tards on yt are also doing YASS QUEEN reactions, can't wait until dan and dabid subvert THEIR expectations when jon kills dany, the seething will be something to behold
Xavier Howard
Arya not even hard to predict with how shit and obvious this show has become
Levi Brooks
wouldve been kino
anyone else confused by the dragons?
I thought they killed the night kings dragon and then he resurrected the one that was fucked up by all the zombies but then in preview they had 2 dragons again
Grayson Gomez
why the fuck are Brianne, Tormund, Varis still alive??
they have absolutely no porpuse in the show now..
even fucking Sam deserved to die, what a coward piece of shit.
greatest war ever and almost noone died, what a shit show.
Eli Perez
>that scene where Ned springs from his crypt grave
Robert Watson
these people are so pathetic
Hudson Butler
>Episode 4: 78 minutes
>Episode 5: 79 minutes
>Episode 6: 79 minutes
these will be 3rd (tied) and 4th longest running episodes in the whole series. too long to be filler episodes.
Expect a lot to happen...but what?
Jaxon Murphy
>yfw nk's last quicksave was at House Umber's and it'll take hike two episodes to catch up with the gang on foot when he respawns
Jackson Brooks
all WW were immune to fire. it was shown in Hardhome and The Door that fires go out near them.
Jace Thompson
STOP YOU FUCKER! Don't contribute to D&D and their lunacy, someone needs to get them on a podcast or a live show and just rip them apart how they butchered the story line and show, all exits sealed where they're trying to claw their way out somehow in a panic exposed.
Owen Ramirez
WHERE DID MELISANDRE COME FROM
>WHY DID THE DOTHRAKI CHARGE HALF A MILE INTO BATTLE
HOW DID THEY GET BACK ON FOOT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEIR HORSES
>WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN WITH THE DRAGONS
WHY DIDN'T THEY USE FIRE TO FUNNEL THE HORDE
>WHY WERE THE FORMATIONS SO SHIT
WHY WERE THEY RELYING ON DRAGONS TO SET FIRE TO THE TRENCH
>WHAT WAS DAENERYS DOING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE BLIZZARD
WHY DID JON JUST SIT ON THE WALL FOR HALF AN HOUR
>WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE DRAGONS TO BURN THE UNDEAD WHILE THE GATES WERE CLOSED
WHY DID BRAN WARG INTO THE CROWS AND THEN DO NOTHING
>WHAT WAS BRAN WARGING FOR 60 MINUTES
WHY DIDN'T THEON AND HIS MEN HAVE A SWORD
>DID ARYA SERIOUSLY HAVE A SPECIAL STAFF MADE WHEN SHE COULD HAVE JUST USED ONE OF THE UNSULLIED'S
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HER ENTIRE SCENE IN THE LIBRARY
>WHY IS THE DRIPPING OF HER BLOOD LOUDER THAN HER FOOTSTEPS
WHY DID SHE REALISE HER BLOOD WAS MAKING NOISE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
>WHY IS SHE CONSIDERED STEALTHY BITCH BUT FOUND SNEAKING AROUND A LIBRARY DIFFICULT
WHY WAS ONE GIANT LEFT STANDING JUST TO KILL LYANNA
>WHY DID IT PICK HER UP AND STARE AT HER BEFORE KILLING HER
WHY DIDN'T SHE LITERALLY JUST TOUCH THE GIANT'S HAND WITH HER AXE TO KILL IT
>WHY DID NO-ONE ELSE EVEN SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
WHY DID DAENERYS AND DROGON SIT ON THE BATTLEFIELD WHILE ALL THE ZOMBIES WERE GETTING ONTO THEM
>WHY DIDN'T DROGON BREATHE FIRE ON HER AFTER HE KNOCKED HER DOWN
HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO HOLD HER OWN DESPITE NO EXPERIENCE WIELDING A SWORD
>WHY DID THE CRYPT STARKS DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND HOW WERE SO MANY PEOPLE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THEM
WHY THE FUCK DID THEON LEEROY JENKINS THE NIGHT KING
>WHY IS THE NIGHT KING SUCH A JOBBER THAT HE DIDN'T REACT AT ALL TO ARYA'S KNIFE TRICK
WHY DOES HE HAVE A CONVENIENTLY PLACED HOLE IN HIS ARMOR
>WHY ARE THE WHITE WALKER COMMANDERS SUCH JOBBERS THAT THEY DIDN'T NOTICE ARYA UNTIL SHE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
WHY DIDN'T THEY REACT WHEN THEY DID NOTICE
>WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE
Asher Martinez
So is armor just useless at this point? jorah getting stabbed through platemail, the knife going through the night Kings armor like butter, etc
Jayden Carter
>Themes are for eighth-grade book reports”
- A thing that David Benioff actually said.
Reminder that you had only yourself to blame for believing.
Mason Brown
>Expect a lot to happen...but what?
Teleporting, lots and lots of teleporting
David Williams
Probably soon now that we're getting back to politics.
Leo Young
I feel like the Theon fagging is starting to get out of hand but it's unironically when Reek thinks about how he regrets betraying the Starks and should have died by Robb's side
Lucas Rodriguez
Podrick
Kevin Cox
Honest answers only: did I make the right move dropping the show last season and ignoring GoT since?
It was pretty good pre-season 6
Bentley Johnson
Gonna win 2k with this shit. Bronn is gonna be the king and bang bitches
Cap this
Julian Morris
Andrew Long
Anyone have archive links to the live threads? I wanna see Yea Forums melt down
Isaiah Wilson
how is the night king so /fa/?
Anthony Gutierrez
I don't remember seeing any headless wights.
Jaxson Phillips
>"We have no idea what we're doing but we're doing it anyway."
Xavier Garcia
Okay about when the giant picks up the little girl, couldn't the little girl have stabbed the giant in the hand like immediately? Wouldn't that have saved her life?
Michael Thomas
a room full of fluoride stares
Julian Nelson
Next episode will be filler
Dylan Kelly
>"long" night
>just an hour or two of combat during a windy afternoon in the norf lol
christ what a fucking joke
William Mitchell
>battle for kings landing occurs
>dany's dragons taken out by ballistas
>long and hard battle
>almost all characters die
>kings landing throne room
>stand off between remaining main characters
>fight ensues
>everyone kills each other Reservoir Dogs
>still shot of throne room full of dead bodies with wind blowing for several minutes
>suddenly echos of increasingly louder footprints approaching
>it's stannis
>he approaches the iron throne
>sits as the camera slowly zooms in on him
>fin
>credits roll
Bentley Morris
AND WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS A MARKSMAN AT TEN?
David James
>So is armor just useless at this point? jorah getting stabbed through platemail, the knife going through the night Kings armor like butter, etc
It's like the armor in Star Wars. It's there to look cool.
Hudson Fisher
O
MY
AZOR
AHAI
Andrew Sanchez
Dabid, what's Vary's gonna do Dabid? Nothing, I don't know, nothing, we ran out of book material, I can't think of nothing!
Grayson Young
BRAVO DABID
David Carter
>Dany will be the one sitting on the throne
>Sends her cavalry unit to the darkness only to be slaughtered
Worst queen desu. Stannis epic comeback when?
Luke Miller
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
wtf was that shit?
Cameron Powell
Salt and Smoke is actually a barbecue place in St. Louis. I can never take this line seriously.
Nathan Scott
Azor Petyr
Aaron Brown
>everyone celebrates, they march at cersei
>Qyburn´s ballista kills drogon
>bronn kills tyrion
>clegaene bowl
>they defeat the goldon company and take king´s landing but not the red keep
>jaime kills bronn, qyburn
>jaime chokes cersei, she orders the wildfire to be burned
>everyone dies
David Lopez
Brayden Morgan
FROM THE DUSTY ME-
Lincoln Hernandez
Melissandre actually did say that shit to Arya, didn't she. We should've seen this awful ending coming a mile away.
Austin Wright
>Melisandre
>nothing
yeah, you're a faggot, she was the real MVP here
no one expected her, and she gave +50% fire damage to the retarded dothraki, lighted the trenches when Dany failed to do so and also gave a morale boost that led to the shitty ending
Ayden Davis
either Theon's thoughts in Winterfell in ADWD or the Broken Man speech from AFFC
Connor Rivera
i really dont see how jon, dany & friends can defeat cersei, i really fucking dont. their forces are decimated and dragons are hurt, the leaks only say x kills y
Liam Morgan
based
Isaiah Rodriguez
How do we save alt shift x from suicide? youtu.be
Julian Nelson
Who?
Austin Collins
they missed a huge opportunity for the hound to overcome his fears, pick up beric's flame sword and start wrecking shit.
Jace Butler
this is so marvel villian tier
Sebastian Martin
>How can they still fix this mess?
Qyburn's White Walker experiment in King's Landing backfires and Cersei turns into the Night Queen.
Wyatt Price
What if he gets burned by Dany for betrayal when she switches to Mad queen mode?
James Turner
Honestly the moment Arya got grabbed I thought her fancy secret weapon was going to be an extendable spear or something that she would extend into the Night King's head after getting grabbed.
Aaron King
why are they so fucking lazy? how hard is it to just do the typical hollywood bullshit of them getting the dragons and a bunch of elities to punch through to the night king, you can still have arya deviling the killing blow just make it not shit
Levi Kelly
Brienne survived so that she could be Jaime's wife
Caleb Morales
All of GoT in one image.
Joshua Clark
my biggest disappointment, wtf DnD?
Julian Cook
Brainlet here, where DID Melisandre come from?
Carter White
>spooky scary skeletons
>breaking through solid stone coffins
It would've been just as scary to have them rattling around in there making loads of noise, they didn't have to slaughter everyone in the fucking crypts.
Cooper Moore
Edd: I never win anything. The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?
Grenn: Was it a long fall? Did landing in the pool of water save his life?
Edd: No. He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks
Carson Cooper
>YAsssss kween
Haha remember when Dany endured a lifetime on the run with her abusive brother, got sold into being raped by horse shitters, had her womb defiled by a witch, endured this all to take her kingdom back, eventually amassed power, returned to Westeros, JUST TO HAVE HER FUCKING KHALASAR RIDE OFF INTO THE DARK AND INSTANTLY DIE
AND FOR DANY TO LITERALLY DO NOTHING HAHAHA
AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY CANT EVEN FUCKING YASS KWEEN RIGHT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK HAHA JUST FUCKING KILL ME JUST FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEEE AGGHHH
EIGHT
FUCKING
YEARS AHAHAHA FUCKKKJ
Easton Bennett
I'd never thought I'd say this but popularity ruins everything
Liam Richardson
>tfw Barristan died to faceless goat fuckers with daggers
>barely anyone died to the others despite being constantly surrounded everytime
Fuck these cunts
Brody Sullivan
>Dothraki frontal charge into genocide
>Shot of draguns over the clouds with the moon
Literally the only good things about this episode.
Liam Walker
Does the night king really dab
Jace Gomez
i'm not mad because i just don't care anymore. it's been terrible for a while, i'm actually glad they fucked it up so bad, so i can forever remember it as a trainwreck. i'd be way angrier if they fixed it at this point and made me like it again.
Adam Gutierrez
It makes just as much sense as what he actually did.
Samuel Smith
>78 minutes of filler
i doubt it
Carson Flores
>implying DnD wrote something that is remotely as satisfying as this
>implaying they won't try to subvert expectations and have arya kill cersei
Nolan Wright
someone had to take over from tywin & roose
Joshua Lewis
Anyone thinks it's sad that the Night King was mute?
It's cheesy as fuck but I would have still enjoyed a moment like the Nazgul and "I am no man"
Like "No one can kill me" - "I am no one"
Josiah Thomas
To be fair the Night King looked like he was just wearing a leather thing.
Levi Diaz
easy just send in anime ninja arya beep boop cersei dead
Oliver Hall
So she's the new Queen now?
Brayden Fisher
>THERE WASN'T A SINGLE MOMENT AN ACTUAL WHITE WALKER WAS ENGAGED IN COMBAT DURING THE "LONG" NIGHT
Dominic Ramirez
>White Walkers end up being 100% irrelevant and only contribute one battle
I thought the plot of the series was that these characters were gonna do petty squabbles, and ignore the real threat, and the real threat is gonna kill everyone. Like true apocalypse tier. Instead it turns out the WW are easy to deal with.
Ayden Wood
>Expect a lot to happen...but what?
Stannis' comeback and utterly crushing victory against all those who opposed him
Jaxson Williams
That sounds almost as terrible as the shows writing. Literally just a retarded set up for a specific shot you want.
Charles Foster
Their Star Wars movie is looking good. Great Force movements and epic jumps, bro.
Andrew Torres
Gabriel Davis
>Bronn is going to kill Cersei and save Jaime/Tyrion/both, all while saying something witty
Caleb Wright
Dylan Stewart
>prophecy was bullshit all along
They almost had a good idea for once, but obviously fucked it up with Arya. It should have been some rando with obsidian pitchfork, with Jon commenting that he doesent even know his name in the next episode.
Now that would be fucking based.
Also
>10 minutes of plot
>70 minutes of jump cuts
shit episode
Jackson Sanders
these
the fact that the Showdown at the Godswood didn't feature any of the main characters and there wasn't anything big happening at the biggest event in the history of Westeros is fucking laughable.
Now the NK, who we've been led to believe was the biggest evil in the world, thousands of years old, the manifestation of death itself, ends up a faceless threat with no personality or anything memorable, as his forces killed almost none of the main characters and they got destroyed by a 5' girl with jumping skills and a gotcha.
But I guess that's what it feels to be subverted.
Joseph Carter
>WHY DID NO-ONE ELSE EVEN SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
They did. It got hit by several arrows. DABID and Weiss are just fuckups.
Zachary Kelly
Im gonna fucking kill myself what a fucking joke
William Wood
that would be cool actually
Blake Bailey
we're still here
Adam Hernandez
The Mountain and his men raping the innkeepers daughter and then him asking for change from his 1 silver piece.
Henry Hill
>gf says the dead army being defeated now is fine
>'the whole point is that it's the game of thrones that matters, that's why it's called game of thrones'
She's got us there boys
Matthew Long
Arya killing the NK would have been okay if she died prove me wrong
Angel Williams
Episode 5 is a battle, Episode 4 is just the people recovering, Cersei's plan, Bronn showing up, and maybe fallout between Jon/Dany starting
Jose Bailey
>war of five kings means nothing, true war is in the north
>over in like one night
Juan Collins
I'm actually afraid of Cersei winning
Wyatt Allen
aym nou waan moit
Parker Harris
gilly ded?
Landon Mitchell
Gerold deserved more
Blake Wood
i liked the episode
Daniel Morgan
the nightking dying early is something only retards complain about
it's how he dies that is completely unsatisfying and hopefully will be fixed in the books that will never come out
Nolan Thompson
your girlfriend is a dumb whore with a flat arse
Cameron Nguyen
We also never learned shit about them, except that they are cold niggas who were born human.
Fuck this.
Now it's back to the war for Cersei's cunt.
Fuckt that too.
Nathan Foster
remember when he turned babies into WWs with a finger tip? why didn't he freeze that bitch while he choking her out?
Ayden Cruz
>i'm not mad because i just don't care anymore. it's been terrible for a while, i'm actually glad they fucked it up so bad, so i can forever remember it as a trainwreck. i'd be way angrier if they fixed it at this point and made me like it again.
Battlestar Galactica.
Juan Nguyen
Will they kill off Cersei in episode 5?
Charles Ward
>But I guess that's what it feels to be subverted.
Isn't it great!?
Bentley Johnson
I literally can't.
Anything extra would have made the NK's death more worthwhile.
Joseph White
>I'm actually afraid of Cersei winning
Dude we already know she's dead, real question can she kill all of King's Landing in the process.
Zachary Collins
put a cock in her stupid mouth will ya
John Gutierrez
toppest kek
Hunter Ward
Sebastian Fisher
2 GIANTS AND NO ICE SPIDERS?
WW DIDN'T EVEN JOB
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
FUCK THIS SHIT.
I knew that Kingslayer scene was too good to be true.
Easton Harris
>The night king only used his sword ONCE in the entire show
I can't believe this is fucking real
Jackson Morgan
>3 episodes in
>3 still left
>still no Stannis
g-guys?
Liam Rogers
Yes, his house and levies are at full strength, and while he'll probably get bitched at by John and Daenerys, they have soldiers they'll need to attack the south.
Luis Phillips
yes, because they control the zombies why would they risk their own lives
or to put in in term people here might understand better that's like Goebbels storming Stalingrad himself
Carson Phillips
its hide armor got hit by arrows so it didnt count
James Butler
i just want Cersei to just fucking nuke them all
Matthew Cook
Could this save this season?
It seems it will be pretty bad from here
Jack Lee
>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them. “We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered. “Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell. “When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.” “Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.” “I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.” “Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne. “Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.” “Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell. “But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.” “Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm. “We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold. Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three. “And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light. “No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Thomas Martin
So POWERFUL.
Alexander Hernandez
Why doesn't Euron just surrender to Dany? There is legit no reason to side with the losing side at this point.
Elijah Barnes
Why didn't Bran just use the birds to pick up dragonglass shards and fly them at Night King?
Liam Martinez
Remember when GoT was actually good?
Ryan Lewis
I bet she got golden head and a smug smile as well doesn't she?
Ayden Cruz
>episode get's to the end exactly as it played out
>night king goes to kill bran
>bran wargs at the last second
>night king kills him
>arya does her thing
>she starts crying over brans dead body
>the eyes on the weirwood open.
>and who...
>are you?
Alexander Price
Did Grey Worm actually lock half his army outside the trench?
Colton Clark
>no myrish swamp in the show
Carson Cox
if valyrian has genderless nouns could't valonquar mean little sibling (=Arya)?
Ayden Murphy
based gf fuck why didn't we think of that
Carson Jones
does anyone have a magnet for seasons 1-7 in good quality?
Juan Martin
This looks like some circus show.
Juan Russell
jorah gave a one liner about how dothraki weapons are poor against plate *unlike swords which are designed for piercing it*
it was always fucking retarded
Tyler Hall
they were good friends...
Parker Brooks
and marked bran too from touching him in a dream, realisticaly as soon as he grabbed her by the throat, the little goblin was toast, the sheer strength of grabbing her like that would've broken her neck and she would've been marked like bran was
Brayden Bell
Exactly, 8 seasons of buildup, he's an olympic tier javelin thrower, survives dragon fire like it's nothing, notices jon snow sneak up on him from far away, loses to a 100lbs girl that he didn't notice and was stabbed with regular valyrian steel. Come to think of it, where did she even come from? The whole place was surrounded by wights and white walkers.. queue the female empowerment scene I guess
Caleb Gray
I cannot believe how this episode turned out. If I’d still cared at this point i would have been so angry holy shit
Juan Bell
best girl til the end
Cameron Carter
Speaking of, what happened to the Karstark banners?
Or any other northern house's banner for what matters?
Kevin Edwards
Man I could have written Stannis, north, boltons, army of the dead, jon and dany far better than this piece of shit script. It would have had plot twists and actual battle formations and strategies and not "slayyyyyyyyyyy queen yassssssssss"
Jason Allen
>Good was it?
Cooper Kelly
Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)
Best Characters:
1. Azor Arya (Night King Slayer, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
2. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
3. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
4. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)
Ryder Green
The wildfire is already burned
Michael Cox
as if this episode wasnt just that
Evan Taylor
I would still do her
Nicholas Campbell
Goddammit im so fucking pissed off. The first hour of that episode was nearly flawless. Not perfect but goddam was it close. From the pacing. The tracking shots. The scope. Just the badassery of it all. Then, what the fuck? Arya is all of a sudden a pussy? Until she gets a pep talk? From someone she wanted to fucking murder? Just a “buck up buttercup” and shes good to go? How did she get out of that room and past 1000s of wights and past 7 white walkers? Pissed me off that her mary sue powers just flick on and off like a switch to push the plot. And the night king is fucking hyped for 9 goddam years, takes a full nuke blast from a dragon, then a 13 year old girl stabs him? Thats fucking it? I started reading these goddam books in 2005 and thats the fucking ending? So fucking cersie, the least charasmatic characters, is the final boss? And how the fuck did sam survive? Nigger can hardly swat a fucking fly and he’s holding off hundreds of wights. Too many goddam characters had plot armor for a fucking show whos entire shtick is nobody is safe. And the crypts reanimated but I cant get a sean bean cameo? What the fuck? And why did dany just sit her goddam dragon on the ground to get covered in goddam zombies? Jorah died for no fucking reason and at least 6 other characters should be fucking dead. Fuck this goddam show im not watching another fucking episode Cant believe i wasted a decade of my life on this shit. AND WHY THE FUCK WONT THEY SHOW GHOST?!
Jose Evans
So, any explanation of how Arya got there?
Also, now that Death is dead, that means no one else can die?
Benjamin Parker
Why didt bram just warg into a bottle of water in the past and crawled inside nights kimg asshole? It would have exploded fron all that cold
Bentley Bennett
holy shit, DABID may actually do this
Elijah Diaz
Literally the opposite is true
Henry Ross
why couldn't they just contuse the wights with pebbles fired from slingshots
LE RULE OF COOL XD YAAAAAS
Kayden Thompson
Funny how fitting this is for so many series/franchises these days. Or sad. Not sure. Maybe both.
Carter Allen
>have a castle
>fight your army in the open battle
Why do retards do this?
Brayden Cook
my boy's jaime and pod are still alive, we lost beric and edd, but 2/4 ain't bad.
Dylan Young
>Cavalry charge against an undead horde
>Fighting an open ground battle against a numerically superior foe
Nathaniel Wilson
Yea man, that's what I thought, how the fuck are the spooky skeletons going to get out, then I see one punch a whole through stone and said FUCK YOU DABID, FUCK YOU SO HARD
Adam Jones
>there must always be a night king
James Turner
>Cersei was completely right and the NK was a non-threat
Chase Hughes
Lads
real talk now
what was Bran doing with the crows?
I-is it gonna be explained in the next episode?
Did he send a message to someone?
W-why was he flying?
I'm sorry, I'm a brainlet and I genuinely don't know what he was doing.
Robert Johnson
top commander desu
Jaxon Garcia
>First Episode
>Jon is in the gods wood, arya appears behind him and spooks Jon
>"How did you sneak up on me?"
Bravo Dabid
Bravo
Anthony Roberts
maybe women are superior after all
Logan Peterson
You now remember Barristan Selmy dying
>have a nice day
Thomas Brown
>everyone celebrates, they march at cersei
>Qyburn´s ballista kills drogon
>Daenerys gets darker and darker with succession on her mind
>Jon kills her off with Branns help
>Bronn, Jaine and Tyrionn reunite
>Clegaene will get killed by our three musketeers
>they defeat the goldon company and take king´s landing but not the red keep
>Qyburn kills himself
>Jamie cant bring himself to kill Cersei so Cersei takes a stab at Tyrion and Jaime is forced to kill her off
>With no noble houses standing there are no contenders for Iron throne
>They give it to Jamie with some caveats but he gives it to Bronn
>Sansa and Tyrion fuck off to Casterly rock
>Jon fucks back to north
>Bronn fucks bitches at Kingslanding
>Arya travels the world
Dont ask me how I know this. I wont tell, however thats the rough sketch of the story for you fags.
Nathan Reyes
>"The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends," Ser Jorah told her. "It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace." He gave a shrug. "They never are."
>"The High Septon once told me that as we sin, so do we suffer. If that's true, Lord Eddard, tell me … why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?"
Samuel Butler
Did you even watch the episode? they came back in towards the end.
Levi Lee
It doesn't matter how NK storyline ended. We live in an era of nitpickers. They would whine at any outcome.
Cameron Brooks
>plagiarising Harry Potter
>NK dies to "fall damage"
This is low iq story writing even by the shows standards
Zachary Hill
yes melisandre forsaw she would kill the fucking night king and grouped him with
MERYN FUCKING TRANT
Aiden Hill
I said that to her but she doesn't understand.
Grayson Miller
she should, lets hope she burn down everything with wildfire
Ryder Sullivan
>I don't want this, ta ta, going back east ... or maybe I'll sail west!
Daniel Davis
because they can't fit all the men inside
Jacob Parker
>This looks like some circus show.
Samuel Foster
Alright, which one of you was this?
Jacob Taylor
What did they mean by this?
Pay your fucking respects.
Austin Butler
Reminder that the "Night King" is not an actual character in the books.
There is a "Night's King" but he is probably a different character than the one in the shows.
The show's "Night King" was created during the War of the First Men whereas the book's "Night's King" was the 13th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, long after the Long Night had ended and the Wall had been built.
However, according to Nan's bedtime stories, the "Night's King" was actually brother to Bran the Builder (King in the North).
Robert Cruz
based cersei is actually the real gamer of thrones
now that night's king is dead, i have a new character to shill for
Adam Foster
based
Brody Bennett
>DON'T THINK ABOUT IT user
>YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SUBVERTED
Aiden Williams
BEND THE KNEE
Gabriel Brown
>Arya uses the dagger they tried to kill Bran with
BRAVISSIMO DABID
Colton Johnson
NO BUT FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS BRAN DOING WITH THE CROWS?
Matthew James
well that was a fucking waste of my time, i mean i do like big battles, but you could just feel so much shit was just drawn out for good effect, why the fuck didnt jon act as a turret whilst waiting in the garden, why didnt the nightking snipe just below cloud cover, why didnt jon light the trench himself, why do wights not act as the human torch the second an ember is near them
Ryan Reed
Can't wait for her to smugly tell them she told them so
Bentley Perry
>worst posters
t. (You)
Alexander Nelson
a man[...] denied his triumph
Benjamin Torres
HOLD THE corriDOOR
Mason Price
oh wow, what a twist D&D
Carson Lee
The only thing that can redeem the series
Bentley Perry
Everyone of these big series seems to go this way. i think that even with the switch to continuity driven storylines instead of one-off episode writing, Hollywood hasn't fully adapted. They write as they go with no plan.
Andrew Morris
>Reminder that the "Night King" is not an actual character in the books.
We can only hope there is no night king in the books and this is just shitty dnd fanfiction
Hudson Long
he just thought it would be fun to fly around during the battle
that's all
Gabriel Mitchell
I shappose the NK can noscope him better while he's warging?
Zachary Roberts
There were so many wtf why moments you could fill a book and finish it before grrm
Bentley Brown
New thread
Jaxon Campbell
What are you talking about, this was the last episode. I remember Jaime becoming Azor Ahai at the end, killing NK, then snapping his fingers, which killed cersei and invented democracy and everybody lived happily ever after. Then I had a stroke. Show's over, bruh.
Elijah Morris
His fucking voice man. It was the best.
youtube.com
Jace Smith
Wut. He dies to a Valyrian steel sword. It says it right there
Are you some kind of brainlet
Nathan Scott
shiteater
Nathaniel Kelly
it's fuckin peter pan time, WEEEEEE!
Julian Baker
Stannis etc.
Wyatt Thomas
- nobody of worth dies
- characters of worth hack&slash endless number of zombies one by one, even fucking Dany.
- Night King ends about a bigger anticlimax than SNOKE
- nothing about the whole episode and what everyone was doing made any sense whatsoever.
- deaths are telegraphed
i thought the whole point of the entire GOT / ASOIAF was defeating the Dead, they were the final, arch-boss, the battle of all battles. So the final boss is Cersei? give me a fucking break.
this show died with Tywin.
P.S. i knew this was full retard shitshow when the start of the battle was Dothraki charging into the night (which was is dark and full of terrors ). use catapults and dragon over and over and over? nah, lets charge at them to test the waters
i could rant for hours
Adam Foster
I'll miss the little nigga, but at least he fulfilled his purpose
Gavin Reyes
just realized Jon was useless the whole fight
Cooper Ward
he was live streaming for Yara on the Iron Islands
Hudson Russell
...
Owen Wright
He is Jesus Christ. His sacrifice led to the Night King being defeated. The real Azor Ahai
Grayson Reed
I cared but I'm done now
Ryder Nguyen
BRAVO
Hunter Mitchell
Bitch ass cuck. Stannis is the one true king.
John Murphy
That doesn't matter, Arya killed NK but who gets the throne?! I hope Sansa gets it, she's the smartest person in Westeros!
Elijah Perez
I was expecting him to explode into flames
Andrew Morales
i-if start reading the books now, will they end better then the show?
James Lee
no its not, there is still wildfire underneat´h the red keep and the rest of the city
Lucas Jones
So that's it, huh? We some kind of song of ice and fire?
Daniel Cruz
>grrm's message is that the game of thrones doesn't matter
>series is called a song of ice and fire
>dnd's hack writing converges on the throne, pissing on the central theme
>series is called game of thrones
it actually all makes sense
Alexander Foster
>died for no fucking reason at all
>"he fulfilled his purpose"
what purpose, being a human shield for 2 seconds for no fucking reason at all since arya was already safe at this point
Anthony Powell
All they had to do was have Jon kill NK in a 1v1 and kill off a few main characters and the episode would have been an easy 10/10
Jeremiah Ward
the odds of Cersei winning about the same as they are of Ned Stark
James Anderson
made me kek
Charles Jackson
dorky carice so hottttttt GODDAMN
Alexander Ross
>will they end
haha sure man
Xavier Wood
They popped the balloon didnt they? He just died. And now back to the regularly scheduled programming... What a hack story.
Benjamin Jones
The ending I always thought was gonna happen was:
>Humans have petty squabbles
>Siege of death just comes over and destroys everything
>last minute they band together
>almost everyone dies
>they win, but 75% of cast is dead, 85% of world destroyed
>survivors fear starving to death
Christopher Rogers
>ice zombies are dealt with in 1 episode
lmao great antagonist you've got there
Jaxson Sanders
>I made a note on my way here.It simply says,"Bugger"'.
Samuel Howard
he's gonna betray everyone and win
Adam Fisher
damn dis good
Isaac Ross
TWO SWORDS DABID
Julian Scott
>Bran will never affect the past again
Owen Brown
10/10 it has that cowboy feel to it
Noah Watson
only boys
Isaac Wright
cringe
Bentley Garcia
>If I like things other people like they will like me!
Sheeple and mass hysteria + international marketing and normie fandom
The same reason underground shit always becomes shit as soon as your mom knows about it
Hunter King
Shows name is "Game of Thrones" not fucking "Zombieland" NK it's just a side story. It's not that hard to understand, you stupid faggot.
Parker Watson
I was unironically expecting the NK to kneel in front of bran because of how long it took him to actually try to chop him
Owen Edwards
Final episode:
>Bran shakes a snowglobe. Catelyn rushes over.
>''Careful with that, son. Remember I told you that?''
>She turns around to her husband. ''I don't understand this autism thing, Ned. He's my son, I talk to him, I don't even know if he can hear me. He sits there all day long, in his own world, staring at that toy. What are you thinking about?''
>Bran shakes again.
>''Come on Bran, let's wash your hands.''
>The camera zooms in on the snowglobe. It contains a model of Winterfell.
>GOT theme starts playing
Dominic Myers
In the books the are OTHERS, who are otherworldly embodiments of cold, and they turn any dead they touch into WIGHTS, who are mush brained zombies. Like winter itself the OTHERS are a force of nature which does not acknowledge gods or kings. No one knows their origin, but they are clearly deeply connected to the ebb and flow of the seasons.
Andrew Bell
>use dothraki as suicide attackers
>use unsullied to slow the dead when wildlings and northmen flee
When did Danny become such racist?
Benjamin Campbell
>the nitpickers would always complain
>so complete shit is fine since they're complaining anyway
>nevermind that people who aren't just nitpickers also complain
>never mind that the show is unsalvageable trash made worse than it already was
Levi Jenkins
>fixing it
omae wa mou shindeiru /got/
Samuel Gomez
he exists now only to make jokes. Intelligent, ideologically-driven characters are too hard to write for, sorry
Jaxon Clark
>ok danny, now we can go play your
>looks at camera
>Game of Thrones™
jesus christ why... that was painful
Isaiah Edwards
I'm not old, I'm 25, there are way older people than me liking the taste of shit. this episode was embarrasing
Parker Bailey
Was anyone else hoping the night king was still alive after getting blasted by dragonfire, but like half the size? A melted down night king going toe to toe with Arya would have been fun.
Logan Phillips
>everyone survives those "they're FUCKED!" scenes