Sonic the Hedgehog trailer coming tomorrow
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I would fuck him
Finally some kino
R.I.P.Star Wars THe Rise of The Awakening or the Last Skywalker
Looks like shit but I’ll go see it
if sonic smoked weed he would be cronic the hedgehog
lol
haha pingas
if sonic was an air purifier he would be ionic the hedgehog
lol
800 million box office
Becomes a trilogy
haha you double nigger
I expected a more dramatic transformation like when he played what's his face in lemony snicket. At least give him a funny nose and a fat suit.
Seriously?
if sonic was a warthog he would be sonic the warthog
I'll only watch this if coldsteel makes an appearance
>thin dr. robotnik
'no'
CINEMATIC EVENT!!! IN HISTORY!!! KINO
Jumanji 2 out this Christmas. Star Wars already dead
I honestly cannot wait to see how ridiculous this is gonna be
if sonic was a canine on a coping he would be sonic the ledge dog
My own clone!
This is the trailer that's supposed to be set to "Gangster's Paradise," right?
Sonic and The Rock united as one to kill Disney. Prepare for litty
Reminds me of Spykids or some film like that, which is accurate because it's a kids movie.
1BILLION $
How bad is this movie going to be.
user.the majority of hollywood films are kids movies. This one actually feels like one which is good and it doesn't look bad. Might take my mulato son and my black wife to watch it.
is there any version of reality where this is a passable movie that won't provide us with years worth of meme fodder?
>not kevin james
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>robotnik isn't fat
fucking dropped
>Robotnik cant be fat because it would be fatphobic in current year
60% critics score
90% audience score
800 million $ box office. Gets two sequels.
Can't wait tbqhwy
So is Chris-chan gonna merge reality and fiction into one universe when the movie comes out?
GET A LOAD OF THIS GET A LOAD OF THIS GET A LOAD OF THIS GET A LOAD OF THIS
>joker smile scar
hedgehogs are 13% of the population...
step aside Detective Pikachu
I suppose that's something else I'll have to add to my filters then. Thanks for the heads up.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
Is it bad that I think this could be a good kids movie?
I know right, I don't want people to spoil this film to me either.
just waiting the petitions to boycott this movie
I honestly think this is going to be amazing and not take itself even remotely seriously.
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if sonic liked farting he would be sonic the braphog
#DontspoiltheSonic
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Given that DreamcastGuy was right about Gangsters Paradise, this seems more legit.
me and my group of bros are going to get insanely drunk and watch this shit. it's going to be an absolute meme. vidyakino is here.
Cringe
Based
If you combined Sonic’s humor with Shadow’s brooding, you would have Sardonic the Hedgehog
if sonic were a miracle elixir he would be tonic the hedgehog
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN IN A GREEN HILL PARADISE
still one of the funniest things I've seen on Yea Forums
>If he was a porn star he'd be
>Long Dick the Hedgehog
HEEEEY WHO ARE YA H.R. SHOVENSTUFF
They finally did it boys.
if sonic was a sony mascot he would be crash bandicoot
more like ratchet and clank
but sony does not do mascots anymore
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FRIEND
If Sonic had yellow fur instead of blue then we could call him Sonic the Hedgehog
If sonic was a plague he'd be bubonic the hedgehog
Those nipples made me lose it
Can't wait for this movie. It's gonna be ultimate cringekino
if sonic was an user replying to this post he would be ironic the hedgehog
Reminder:
>Two trailers were unveiled at the convention, the first focusing on protagonist Sonic the Hedgehog and the second on the villainous Dr. Robotnik. In the first, Sonic speeds by at 700 miles per hour while listening to Gangsta's Paradise, apparently on the run from the government. James Marsden's Sheriff character takes Sonic down with a tranquilizer gun. Sonic asks the Sheriff to help him save his planet, which is under attack by robots. The game's iconic gold rings are introduced as some sort of teleportation device in this movie.
>Jim Carrey then appeared on stage to introduce the next trailer, as he plays the role of Dr. Robotnik in the upcoming film. Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed." Slashfilm describes his scenes as "incredibly over-the-top, and painfully unfunny."
>stalin with goggles
Why
if sonic was a victim of the black death in the middle ages, he would be bubonic the hedgehog
If Sonic worked for the FBI, he'd be Sonic the Fedhog.
If sonic were dummy thicc he'd be slurping my dick like a chilidog as i fisted his fat hoghole and shadow at my ass out
>Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed."
If sonic wasn't very clever he'd be moronic the hedgehog
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If sonic was decapitated he'd be sonic the head
I'm sorry user. If you wanted to talk about capeshit and got, I'm sure there must be 1 or 2 threads here that has what you're looking for instead.
If Sonic ate all the bread and didnt share any, he'd be called Sonic the Breadhog.
>Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed."
if sonic was an underground Jewish leader he would be sonic the head zog
no. if it was good, it would be memed because it destroyed expectations and brought sonic back into the spotlight.
>Slashfilm describes his scenes as "incredibly over-the-top, and painfully unfunny."
This movie's going to be a shitshow.
This makes me want to watch it even more. I'm a sucker for career ending trainwrecks.
>Jim Carrey overdoses on LSD and denounces the Hollywood Jewluminatti
>this is the movie he decides will take him out of retirement
why?
>slow, lilting music
>sonic enters the screen, and suddenly the sanic ear rape music begins
>everyone in the theater are bleeding through their ears, and the children’s eardrums are ruptured, as well as their inner ear compromised due to the sheer aural terrorism inflicted upon them
>Armand White puts this on his top ten films ever made
>”I’ll get you sonic! All of your furry friends will face my wrath!”
>Jim looks directly into the camera
>”the kikes and their lapdog niggers are destroying society. They control all the corporations and the banks. They own you and your progeny. They hold the cards. What are you going to do, white man? Continue to watch children’s shows?”
Movie of the year.
I'm seeing Wild Wild West all over this and I don't want to watch Wild Wild West.
If Sonic were a large hammer he'd be Sonic the sledgehog
30% CS
40% AS
120 mill BO forgotten in 2 weeks
If sonic was a song by blondie he'd be atomic the hedgehog
literally me on Yea Forums for the past month. It's so fucking shit now.
>it's real
oh fuck
I didn't know Raimi helped write this
It was one of his under-the-table projects.
Supposedly Carey has said that his Robotnik transitions into something more in line with the games throughtout the movie.
I'm okay with what we have for now. He has a Red Top, a Moustache and Goggles. All things pretty synonymous with Robotnik.
>Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed."
Love James Eugene
>not bald
>not egg-shaped
Well then what's the fucking point
If sonic was a dog, he'd be sonic the dog
CUT THE MONITORS
CUT THE MONITORS
This movie is going to do to Jim Carrey what The Cat In The Hat did to Mike Myers, isn't it?
He looks like the dude from lazy town
So is this actually Kintobor and not Robotnik?
If Sonic was really, really fast he would be Super Sonic
oh he should have skipped this one
>27, now 28 (You)s
Is this really better than arguing about capeshit?
Oh come on, man. They cast Jim Carrey and they didn't put him in prosthetics/fatsuit? At least be cringey in style.
This is it, the star wars killer. I can feel it in my blood. SOO EXCITED!
Is this 2019’s Emoji Movie?
Yikes, cringe, oof.
Just kidding, upvoted kind sir.
Kek!
This. Absolutely unbased.
I'd pay to see it in a theater just for that.
i hate sonic but this movie as bad as it looks it's just late, the emoji "movie" was an atemporal shitstorm
After he went fucking nuts playing The Grinch I'm sure he said no to prosthetics.