Have 0 acting skills

Nice dude in real life and also while his acting is bad he can still perform solid action and stunts.

His mother literally fucked producers. All his stepfathers are Hollywood people.

I'm a good guy. Give me my millions.

He dates a literal man.

He, like Arnie, is a bad actor but also charming and lovable, so we like seeing him on screen.

I'm a good guy, where is my contract for the next movie?

Hollywood keep him around to make it seem like they still have a soul.

>Good guy
>Browsing Mongolian shitposting website
ishiggy

gets on well with studio execs learned karate for the matrix and uses it in almost every action film is loved by fans and had a lucky break with bill and ted

Begone frogs

I think he's got a fantastic agent and is probably a really professional guy.
I mean, he went from Bill and Ted to Speed to Dracula to Matrix in ten years. That's a damn good career.

No fucking clue.

Faggot F. Coppola committed one of the greatest casting crimes in all of history casting that fucker in Dracula.

Keanu's been through some tough shit, let him pound some boipussy, dude, he deserved peace

Keanu is based

based

It feels like Keanu never experienced happiness

The rumor is that he was one of David Geffen's boy toys.

Keanu dates literal trannies and hangs out the the wachowski sisters every now and then.

>source: my ass

his breakout role was in a Gus Van Sant movie where he played a homosexual

There's paparazzi pictures of him and that tranny from Sens8, you fucking retard. There were threads about it.

>There were threads about it.

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Have you never seen River's Edge? Pure kino

t. Keanu Reevs

He was also fucking River Phoenix.

Gus Van Sant said River went full homosexual irl so that he could play his role better

He's just a cool guy

literally our guy

>good person
>on Yea Forums

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River literally said that he had sex for a first time when he was four years old because he belonged to a crazy sex cult, he had no other choice in life than to let men take advantage of him.

Why wouldn't he hang out with them? He was the star of their most successful movie trilogy.

He is just being himself

Was Leaf also raped?

If you were one, you wouldn't say that.

beautiful inside and outside

He can act fine. See, Permanent Record, River’s Edge, Knock Knock, or Point Break...

he knows kung fu

He never talked about it but many people think that it happened to him too since he and his other siblings, all grew up in that sex cult and the kids had to "perform on the streets" in order to lure more people to their cult. Really fucked up situation, no wonder River ended up like that.

my own private idaho

Reminder that if River was still alive, Leo wouldn't have a career.

show me

He sacrificed his girlfriend, baby, and best friend to Satan. It's the only logical explanation.

>a good guy IRL

Unironically, that’s the reason. He’s polite to film crews, he doesn’t pose a #metoo threat, he takes direction without throwing tantrums, he shows up on time with his lines memorized, and his presence on set is a morale booster for other actors. When a director has a Vision™, they might prefer to work with some temperamental dipshit who’s more skilled but less reliable. When they just wanna get the project done, they call Keanu.

This.

and he takes jew cock up his butt.

>How did it happen?
He's not very good at really acting but he can do stunts and has physical presence when he's not talking a lot, which is enough for action flicks. He's also a decent person

>muh secret club of misfits xD
you are over 10 years late

>makes a good perplexed look
>avoided speed 2

why would need acting skills to become a hollywood star?

it might not be a secret club but there are no angels here user

and atleast we are self aware enough to know that.

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charisma, something most incels in this shitty board dont have irl

Speed was a good movie

Well you're the only fag here who posted an anime image, so speak for yourself, you loser.

Not to mention it's a shitty tumblr tier gif lmao

>talking shit about Keanu

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>NOT MUH SEKRET CLUB argument
>cant destroy the point so procedes to atack the image

tipical reddit response, not understanding the concept behind a reaction image

t. Zoomer who never watched any Keanu Reeves film before 1999. Watch Bill and Ted and tell me this man doesn't deserve his fame.

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>le epic Yea Forums cyberbully club

Hate to break it to you newfag but besides some racism and incel rage anons are as pussy as Redditors. 2009 was 3 decades ago.

Being likable, punctual and treating the people you work with well goes a long way. Especially if your job is usually filled with egomaniacs.

>>have 0 acting skills
>>become a Hollywood star
literally 80% of hollywood

By being attractive and gaining notoriety first in a role that called for comically shitty acting.

you don't need great acting skills to be a "movie star", he doesn't need to be a Daniel Day Lewis and clearly he has no pretension of being one.
his performance is always appropriate for the role. it's obvious he only chooses projects he likes.

>be Jesus Christ
here is your answer

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Either skill or dumb luck when it comes to choosing to star in films. To the best of my knowledge, Reeves has never starred in a big-budget film that has bombed, which causes Hollywood executives, who are utterly clueless, to believe that the film bombed because the audience doesn't like the star. The movie that comes to mind is Speed 2. Reeves, for whatever reason, chose not to do that film.

Meanwhile, he got lucky and starred in some films that made a tremendous amount of money such as The Matrix. Again, Hollywood executives are clueless so rather than thinking that it is the scripting and directing that are primary causes for the movie's success, they instead attribute it to the audience really liking the star. This results in the star getting offers for more big movies. If the star can, through skill or luck, accept the roles in movies that would have succeeded even without the star while rejecting the garbage movies that would flop even if a in-his-prime Laurence Olivier starred in, the executives further believe that the star is what drives a movie's success.

Another actor akin to Reeves is Will Smith although Smith is a somewhat better actor than Reeves.