*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>yes...
>that’s me...
>I don’t know how I got in this situation...
*teenage wasteland starts playing*
>Lauren was my friend
>we talked about what was on the news
>well Lauren, looks like we’re on the news now
>I guess we should probably go back to the beginning...
*vhs rewinding noises*
*cut to Stephen watching porn with a crude underwear mask on his head*
>whoa...
>that’s TOO far back...
*record scratch*
Thomas Brown
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Gabriel Evans
I'm in yer head now Stephen.
NO MORE SECRETS
Easton King
this thread will get pruned to make room for another /pol/, MCU or GoT thread
Brayden Jenkins
this place really has been showing its true rubbit colors lately what with the capeshit and got threads
Landon Turner
In law school did they all teach you bout Darth Plagueis the Wise, Stayvun?
>I don’t know...
He was this fella who wuz so powerful n’ wise, he could go to Walmart no matter what side o’ town it wuz at...
Aaron Reed
they talk about Kroger not Walmart holy fuck you Eurofags need to get your stores right
Adam King
you faggots, it was "worse" in season 1 before the general. anyways just made another Night King thread for you two sweaties
Henry Cox
They discuss Stephen’s adventures to BOTH Walmart and Kroger. It’s an epic saga that spans all of Macon.
Christian Baker
>before the general.
holy shit haha you think people actually post in the general?
look at the catalog you dipshit
Hunter Martinez
>How do you go through life without making a single friend Stephen?
Christian White
yeah generals are AIDs from Reddit, my point is this place was GoT central before the Redditvasion
Joshua Green
>it's been 39 minutes
>I'm in the wrong room
>again
>Chief is gonna kill me this time
Hunter Brooks
Stayvun, you evah seen the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
>yes...
Ha, well me too. That wuz a funny one wuzn’t it?
>yes...
Well I’m glad we agree. Problem is Stayvun, we went through yer computer files, and it seems you REALLY like Paul Blart. You know what ahm gettin at?
>I don’t know...
HUNDREDS of pictures Stayvun. On your computer. All with that Paul Blart fella doing all kinds of crazy stuff. Why you need all ‘em pictures?
>to have...
Well whadaya do with ‘em?
>I don’t know...
You don’t know.
Hudson Gomez
kek
Jose Fisher
can I get a quick rundown?
Ethan Williams
Wrong, faggot. They also spoked about 2 different walmarts. Get it right.
Wyatt Cook
Jonathan Clark
>blart edits and STEPHEN
a daring synthesis
wish I could shop
Christian Thomas
Alright Yea Forums you wake up as Stephen standing over the girl's dead body. It's midnight. How do you get away with it?
Joseph Lopez
do the whole Dahmer blue plastic drum and acid deal.
don't show up in front of cameras
move to mexico after a few weeks
Joshua Reyes
Based Frank Vincent impersonator. Big fan of your work.
Andrew Anderson
Stayvun, what did you mean by altering the official movie poster to read "PAUL BLART SHART FART?"
Evan Howard
The jannies will be here in any moment. I can feel them. I just want to say, I enjoy these threads. Farewell.
William Smith
It's all over, Anons. I'm the one in charge. Not you. I just took it away from ya. That's one thing you can't change, brothers.
Luke Brooks
I don’t know
Austin Young
Classic
Joseph Gonzalez
Butcher the body
Grind into sausages and eat them
Take the bones and grind them into dust and scatter them in the ocean
Jaxon Morris
>It's a gift.
Cooper Taylor
why is this so popular now? it's just a handful of autists repeating the same shiy or what
the interview was fucking ages ago
Christian Gutierrez
Just walk out of the room, pretend it wasn't me lol
Jack Rogers
do a 360 and walk away
Joshua Scott
SAVE ME PHOENIX
Ethan Allen
>he doesn't know about meme resurgences
Gabriel Rogers
Underrated
Jayden Clark
>/pol/
I fucking wish. the catalog is literally 100% capeshit, GOT and soi wars right now. maybe a /pol/ thread would trigger some of the redditards into fucking off
Austin Morris
Retard detected. you'd be walking straight
Jackson Jones
>it's a redditfags find an old obscure Yea Forums meme and run it into the ground within a week despite it being years old episode
Jeremiah Peterson
GOT is on topic this isn't. Enjoy your prune faggot
Elijah Myers
Very nice.
Jackson Rodriguez
>Teenage wasteland
You mean baba o Riley?
Logan Richardson
Levi Walker
and it still is you dumb nigger, nothing has changed. the generals did nothing.
James Foster
it was on the news
on television
Adam Gutierrez
possible b8
actual newfag
Blake Gonzalez
You're 200 miles away from the ocean.
A person goes missing and someone just decides to buy several gallons of acid and plastic drums? That's gonna be a huge red flag, especially in a relatively small town like Macon, GA.
Ryan Edwards
it got more popular about a year ago then it died a little but was bubbling under the surface. it's always been meme potential, add the fact that the board is pure capeshit and GOT at the moment and core/tv/ is rallying around it as an interesting thread to push