CAN’T DOUSE THE MOUSE

this writer doesn't fucking know anything
I will have sex with a beautiful woman if this beats avatar

The people next to me were an old ass black couple who were super into it, you're in denial

imagine being a DCuck and smugly thinking to yourself “endgame won’t even make $800M in its first weekend”
and then it does.
and then it makes $900M
and then it makes $1B
and then it makes $1.1B
and then it passes aquaman
and it continues to exceed all predictions
and it’s now a 50/50 chance of shitting on James “muh superhero fatigue” Cameron’s Avatar
IMAGINE being a DCuck and having to bear witness to your highest earning film being rawdogged by marvel in its opening weekend and shattering the previous record by almost $600M over it’s last avengers movie
if I were a DCuck i would eat my Aquaman bluray and suckstart a shotgun

REVENUE=/=PROFITS

Lets not put a time travel film at the top of the box office. Please.

Exception for the rule. Old people don't care about capeshit.

BASED! I may hate Marvel flicks, but Avatar was worse than all 22 of them. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE.

avatar 2 it's gonna flop so fucking hard...

and chinese
there are 1.5 billion of them

>morons don't realize Avatar will be re-released in glasses free 3D which will push it over 3 billy

Avatar is owned by Disney now so Yea Forums loses no matter what.

You’d be surprised. I met a 90 year old Korean War vet a few months ago. I tried to ask him about the cool shit he must have seen in his life, but all he wanted to talk about was some girly YA series called “The Outlander”. Really shocked me.

Not really, everybody and their mother has or will see this movie, again, denial

Marvel movies always have big box office drops in China.

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too. DC fan btw.

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Get pussy virgins. And stop playing COD and Halo all fucking day and get life and job.

this time for sure

Maybe in Murrica since people there have no culture other than pop culture.

I'm assuming phase 4 would eventually lead up to Secret Wars, but considering that that's SJW trash, it may not do as well unless they rewrite major parts of it.

this, the upper class (nice gobbunism lmao) go and record it and sell bootlegs in markets

It will do 1 billion in China alone.

we are talking about "movie wars", no "corporation wars", sweetie.

BTFO

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It only took 21 movies and 11 years of hype when based James did it in one try. Sorry mouse cucks

Avatards btfo

Does it matter? Once it hits 3 Bill everyone else plays catchup

And each movie was a resounding success, so not like they were hemorrhaging money to build hype.

FPBP

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>hurrr americans
lmao kid you are so asshurt

Seething

Disney owns Avatar

QUADS OF BASEDNESS

I don't care how much a movie I like or even dislike makes. I am not on the board of director's for disney. Endgame could make half a million or 5 billion and I wouldn't have my life changed at all.

Why does Yea Forums obsess over numbers that frankly are arbitrary?

>get some american bottox

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>cod and halo
yikes, boomer detected

A reading from St. Cap's letter to the Avengers:

>16 And so God loved the world that he sent Capekino to the masses in the form of the one true Franchise.
>17 As for all the masses have received the Capekino from God, they suddenly talk in quip language now and lo! All of them became so joyful and laughing.
>18 And so at that day The Evan apostres was born, and all the non believer will be turned into DCuck and be damned to be thrown into the deep darkness.
>19 as the Dcucks became the heretic, there's only Doomsday await for them.
>20 the Doomsday will come in the form of a beast that wrecked all of their world, at that time not even their cry for their fake god "Snyder" or St. Martha could save them.

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Marvel Studios should really thank China. They wouldn't even sniff $2 billion if it wasn't for them. Avatar made $2.5 billion unadjusted without China.

mfw this is also Disney's property now.

I'm happy that capeshit is officially over. It doesn't matter if they keep making more literal who movies after this point. What we are currently experiencing is the height of capeshit and it is all downhill from here.

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Avatar was in theaters for like 8 months

I honestly think it’s truly over for DCucks.
>the total failure of BvS
>maaaaaartha
>the casting of eisenberg
>the grand delusion that BvS was deep and challenging
>the total failure of Suicide Squad
>we sum kanna soosah skwaa
>the sad “but muh makeup Oscar” consolation
>the brief glimpse of hope from Wonder Woman
>the reality check of Justice League
>the CGI lip
>kal-el nao
>the attempt to make fans see JL six times
>the news that Affleck and Cavill were done
>the fact that JL’s whole box office was 98% eclipsed by infinity war’s opening weekend
>the stock photo shark on Aquaman’s poster
>the pitiful disc false flag that backfired spectacularly
>the fact that Aquaman fiddles with his kid on camera
>the floptacular shazam and the fact that they seriously thought it could beat captain fungustoes (and it will barely escape DAWN OF JUST)
>now endgame’s opening weekend has dabbed on aquaman’s box office by at least sixty million dollars
How can one franchise be so JUST?

I don't understand how nebula is still alive after killing her past self

COPE.

Are there any arthouse superhero films? Just curious.

lol people expected 800 millions in the first week, and it got 1.2 billion in 5 days

aaaah aquaman 2 save us

Reminder

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And how could I forget
>the godawful Africa cover

How did Avatar make so much in the non-US, non-China world anyway?

Not gonna happen. Pikachu is coming in 11 days and it will kill Endgame hype.

Based peasant bootlicker

Far From Home will give Endgame another boost

I remember Ellen Page being in one where she fucked the guy.

>What we are currently experiencing is the height of capeshit and it is all downhill from here.

says increasingly nervous man for the 30th time this decade

the dont think the x-men MCU will make megabucks?

some french meta ones can be considered as arthouse i guess

>literally rent free

>some french meta ones can be considered as arthouse i guess
Chronicle

Don't be so cocky. Marvel is about to be turned into far-left propaganda. At least DC will keep making movies.

reminder that in 100 years endgame will be viewed as a masterpiece of cinema. deal with it incels

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>about to be

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White gen X dads, female millenials, and shitskin millenials/zoomers are the only people I know obsessed with capeshit.

>Disney buys 800 million dollars worth of extra tickets just to beat avatar
YIKES

If they’re smart they freeze the MCU after the new Spider-Man and allow things to calm down while DC continues to fuck themselves. Give it 5-8ish years, just enough time for zoomers to get a hard pee pee about missing it, then give them GotG 3 with Thor and Nigger Cheetah 2 the next year for max profit. From there announce a new Wolverine actor for future X-men films and see where it goes.

user, dont, think aobut dc movies

>July 2
Really? Lion King will kill every other movie.
What you guys are missing is that Avatar was in theaters forever, with no real competition. Endgame will shine for two weeks and that's it.

Disney isn't gonna buy that many of their own tickets again

>Not paying attention at all to the ancient one
Taking the infinity stones from their places in time causes the timeline to branch off. Past Nebula was from an alt timeline created by them stealing the power stone. Present Nebula's survival was not dependent on Past Nebula's.

>This treasure trove of over 5,000 characters offers Disney the ability to do what we do best
What did he mean by this?

If this movie is so powerful and important, where are all of the celebrities buying out theaters for kids to see it for free? I’m told it’s better than the other capeshit movies. Really makin me think desu.

>Not Fortnite and Apex
Yikes!

And yet old Cap pops at the end.

Milk retards who suffer from arrested development.

Abatap and DC fags btfo
Have sex!

It's the honeymoon phase.

Implying he was always Peggy's unnamed, never shown husband. Doesn't contradict anything said in the movie related to how time travel works.

They’ve long since made that back via the movies. Captain marvel + black panther almost surpasses it alone

>thinkin' Mouse isn't already far left
Hi NPC!

Disney will buy that next, screenshot this

Cope

Imagine a movie filled with plot-holes and stupid coincidence being so praised.

Better prepare yourself faggot because this will surpass avatar in less than a month

It should be at least 6 billion

What if it doesn't?

avengers will make 5 billion
screencap this
i'm also a faggot who plays with action figures

I believe one of those things

I doubt it. Avatar was more of a spectacle than a movie, so people went back and watched it multiple times. Are people really going to watch this 3-hour snorefest multiple times?

Americans will since it's part of their "culture". Not sure about the rest of the world.
My bet: 900m in USA, 600m in China, 1b in other countries.
2.5b, Avatar wins.

>6 billion
So a flop ?

Nintendo would buy Disney. Not the other way around

marvel movies are much more popular outside the US than in the US
for instance, Endgame will probably not beat The Force Awakens domestic

I'm not a big capeshit guy but endgame really deserves that title more than avatar
clearly the most popular and anticipated movie ever

>all that repetition
>all that literally nothing
Holy cope

Funny how in both flicks the “bad guys” were really the good ones.

This scene alone is worth drudging through all of the capeshit.

Fucking hype ass intro to that battle. I wanted him to say “Avengers! Assemble!” so goddamn bad and unironically went full onions the second he shouted “AVENGERS”

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Imagine being a retarded company war fag and wasting your time on shit like that. Get a job, lmaoing at your life

>I call others npcs while incessantly spouting the exact same angry complaints and rhetoric at anything remotely sjw as thousands of whiny nerds online

kek

Damn. China sure loves white people, huh.

I haven't watched either.

My internet was down for the entire week last week. How much did endgame make over it's first 3 days?

Peak 3D meme and imax sales gimmick, plus it was in theaters for a long ass time

Avatar 2 is gonna tank

Spiderman and asguardians will be fine, then the quality will drop rapidly.

JUST

Fucking based. Can't wait for this film to make the shitty Pokemon nigger movie bomb.

based

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>Not a faggot
>DC fan
The evidence says otherwise.

Unironically this.

Deserved but it's highly unlikely that it makes 3 billion, even beating Avatar is iffy

1 bil

marvel studios did a borderline perfect job and the impact of those movies in a whole generation is bigger than star wars or lord of the rings or harry potter.

fuck it, ENDGAME deserves this, even being an irregular movie.

AVATAR was a scam, nobody cares about that shit, zero impact on pop culture.

i own a hot toys capt america
really wish theyd make one for endgame war machine

Super (2010), made by James Gunn who now does Guardians of the Galaxy

It’s over for DC

BvS (2016)

>Infinity War made 2 billion
>Endgame will make 3 billion guys!
Did some new generation of capeshit audience was born in last two years?

Lmao look at pajeet over here. How’s shazam doing?

It's the "conclusion" of the Thanos saga(?), of course it will make more money.

Good enough to getting a sequel.

Love these stupid charts

it really doesn't
it's barely a movie, doesn't stand on it's own at all
full of plot holes and full of fan service that people who haven't seen every movie won't get
it works as entertainment but it's a big mess
Avatar was a massive push forward in tech and told a much more cohesive story
this movie might only pass Avatar because of inflation and how much the Chinese market has developed in recent years

COPE

>He loves Pocahontas in space.
Brainlet...

when did people get obsessed with how much a film makes? like why would that matter to anyone that doesn't have a stake in the company? is it just to say they were part of something grand in their pathetic life

More like hope

buddy capeshit isn't Shakespeare either
muh purple giant with the magic stones who kills all the universe and a talking raccoon
plot a literal 5 year old could've conceived
Avatar isn't the greatest story but it is well crafted

>wanting marvel to win
What the fuck is wrong with you fags

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Marvel makes excellent movies.

No they don't. They've made maybe 3 good movies and the rest are subpar action-adventure movies

Sorry, but you are objectively wrong.

Please fuck off to Yea Forums where the other man children unironically think these superheroes are interesting

Don't be mad.

>aimed at kids

love this meme. nevermind Thanos getting his arm chopped off, getting decapitated, Widows brains shown splattered, constant swearing, loss and mourning themes, Tony dying and so on

lmao get rekt loser

The fact that you think Endgame operates on an emotional level beyond that of a 12 year old proves him right.

Considering they threw the actually good arc of civil war comics in the trash and completely re-wrote it that's probably going to happen

CAMERON FAGS SEETHING. AVATAR 2 WILL BOMB AND YOU KNOW IT

People die horribly and violently in pirates of the Caribbean and that is indisputable a children's series

But they had to do that out of necessity, as they don't control a lot of the IPs related to Infinity War. It seems Phase 4 will reunite all of them since they're buying the rights to X-Men and shit, thus making the next finale more true to its source material.

lmfao you Americans are silly. boobies are the devil but its okay to show your kids blood and gore and constant violence.

I don't know what's funnier, DC fans defending their movies's lack of success as being for adults, or Marvel fans getting butthurt that their movies are called kids' films

it wont bomb but wont do nearly as much as the first movie.

Didn't Avatar not even break 100 million opening weekend?

boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2009&wknd=51&p=.htm

At this pace, Endgame could break 4-5 billion.

Avatar had insane word of mouth, though.

If Avatar wasn't also part of the Disney machine I would've been pissed, but now I just don't care.

>GotG 3 with Thor
> 5-8ish years
way too fucking long to wait for a sequel

>the actually good arc of civil war comics

hahaha what? the comic civil war was terrible

>Finally beats Avatar
>Gets blown the fuck out in two weeks by Detective Pikachu

You were right about the mouse, just not the one you thought.

That's not how it works. Many movies opened higher than Avatar, but none of them beat it or were even close

It won't beat avatar. Revenue is overwhelmingly frontloaded on this flick, because everyone pre-reserved tickets ahead of time to see it as fast as possible. After the first week it'll be slowed by double digit percentages, by week two's end it'll be done for the most part, with minimal gains for the rest of it's release time.
Even if it beats Avatar it won't come anywhere near Gone with the Wind.

Detective Pikachu will gross $850m

IW had 62 million third weekend. Endgame could very well make 75+ million. So it's entirely possible Pikachu to be 2nd in its opening weekend

Don't Hemsworth and someone else only earn 15 mil USD for this movie?

Seems low compared to what it makes. Always negotiate, kids.

>cod and halo
this post is 10 years old

Yeah, that's not how it works. See, Endgame is one of those movies that is going to drop rapidly after the first 2 days. We saw it today. It made a shit ton of money at the front end but it wont have enough momentum to keep going. Very few people are going to want to watch it after the first weekend, and it won't have a lot of repeat business. Avatar is fucking different; it had a shit-ton of repeat moviegoers all because it was an experience, not a movie. Avatar was a 2-hour long amusement park ride; you didn't watch Avatar, you felt it. People will pay doubly or even triply so just to catch that sensational high of flying on a bird or running through the forest. Endgame is. Just another superhero movie where 99% of the people only watched it because they didn't know the plot. Everyone knows what happens; there's no point to go back.

most of them also earn participations on the profits

I agree entirely, James. I really liked Terminator btw

>Thinking POKEMON, the largest media franchise of all fucking time with its rampant marketing in Asian territories and Pokemania in the West, isn't going to gross at least 1 billion

Come on, user. Even Aquaman got that much.

>3 billion dollars
this is fucking insane

>they think Endgame will beat Avatar

you lot said the same about Infinity War and that barely made it to 2 billion. forget Avatar, it couldn't even beat Titanic or Force Awakens

Based

Ok now ask yourself, who has the better films?

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Endgame can have BvS legs and it will still make 2.5 billion. So the chances now are significantly higher

it literally doubled infinity war's opening but ok

>wanting Blue Niggers From Outer Space to win over anything

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>b-b-but china
Are butthurt space pocahontas fans the new DCucks?

>inb4 avengers vs x-men makes $4bn

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reminder that theater wagies like Robert had to work all day and night during the weekend because the theaters were open 24 hours so Disney could accomplish this opening

The second parts always do better. Just think how many people watched Infinity War but didn't see it in the cinema. Endgame would have become a must-see movie for them.

>Just think how many people watched Infinity War but didn't see it in the cinema
about 10

actual delusion. every movie making a billion isn’t “downhill”

>hey user who has better films?
>the mcu
>thanks m8
And there you have it.

Don't be retarded user. Loads of people would have torrented it. Half of Yea Forums probably did that.

>the last 2 Marvel movies that broke 1 billion and weren't Avengers movies were attached to the biggest Avengers movies by 1-2 months of difference in release date and were made to be big cultural events
>the other one in the middle of all this shit made only 600 million

No, it won't. We will be seen as cultural neophytes who consumed literal garbage.

infinity war has already been forgotten

>they found a way to make billions therefore the billions don't count

>masterpiece of cinema
>has a shit load of issues structurally, story-wise, and time travel
Yeah, sure, kiddo. Sure.

Secret wars
X-men vs Avengers
Incursions to end it all and reboot

Not going to happen. It will fall off. The big opening is IW's effect.

hahaha YES

CAPESHIT MOVIES FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Taking the infinity stones from their places in time causes the timeline to branch off.
It is ANY CHANGE not just the infinity stones.

>captain marvel
>smiling