/got/ general

The worst part of the scene imo is when she runs past the white walker that gets a closeup and you see his hair move from the speed

They were thinking “we really want this to come out of nowhere, because surprising the audience is the only thing that matters. Shocked faces = many buys” and so they sacrificed proper foreshadowing and storytelling for “le twist ending” even though you fucking KNEW that the dead had to lose because it’s episode three and it can’t just be three more episodes of the dead cleaning house and never stating an intent, and the only way an army of the dead that outnumbers the living 1000:1 is ever defeated is if you rely on the “destroy the leader and the army dies” trope, which probably shrank GRRM’s dick three sizes because people only cared about his story because he avoided tropes on purpose.

tl;dr the only way they could get their surprise ending is with an ending that makes zero narrative sense

>wanting to watch feminist fan fiction tier prequels

>The lack of source material is not an explanation
yes it is.

HAHAHAHA! Who can't fight, bitch? Not you, because you're dead along with your whole horseshit race

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Does the person need to be dead for Arya/a faceless man to wear their face?

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Was that her butt in the hot springs scene with Jaime? I have to know that first

Someone post that Reddit leak that foresaw this months ago

n-nani??!

>20 good men
ARGHHHHHHH

D&D has actually made me like jews more, how about you?

yes.

>want to do bullshit with show
>author says this is all already written, can't change shit

>run out of source material
>author says "huh yeah just respect this few parts and go wild"
>make your show into feminism and common denominator fanbase dream

If you haven't read the summary for the Valyria spin off don't

>D&D: "We didn't just want to have NK lose to Jon in one on one combat...so we just ripped everything off of LoTR and had a little girl kill the NK."

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How will they fuck up Cleganebowl?

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OH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M ARYA *FARTS AND SHITS EVERYWHERE* OHHH WOOPSIE DOOPSIE NIGHT KING LOOKS LIKE I'VE MADE A MESSY WESSY BESSTY OHH NOOOOO I'M SLIPPING AND SLIDDING DODGE DGOEDGODGE DOGE SLICE, WHAT? YOU'RE DEAD! OOPSIE DOPPOSIE, I GUESS THATS THE POWER OF WOAYMEN. THATS THE POWER OF WAYMEN. OH WAYYYY MEN. WOMAN WOMAN *FARTS UNCONTROLLABLY* OH IS THAT A DRAGGGON? IS THAT A DRAGON? I'M GOING TO KIL LIT. I'M GOING OT KIL IT. HOL D ON. *TELEPORTS* *TELEPORTS BACK* d o uwant anything? ok cool *&TELEPORTS* TIME TO DIE DRAGON *kills dragon while farting* WOOPSIE DOOPSIEWEEEE *entire dragon lands on jon* WOOOOOPSIE DOOPOSE WAS THAT ME? DID I DO THAT NIGHT KING? *teleports to kings landing while farting, shitting, and laughing* HEY CERSEI

whats up bitch ;)

*TELEPORTS*

OOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO NOO-- WAIT UR NOT GONNA KILL ME?

no don't be a idiot wanna join together abd be best sisters? OK DUDE TEACH ME HOW TO TELEPORT, ALRIGHT, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS *begins farting and shitting LITTERALLY everywhere* *the rains of castameres begins to plays* *credits*

rate my take on the final episode, cheers

whole episode was worth it to see Lyanna Mormont get fucking swatted by that giant

Where is it?

?

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holy shit when did this board become so full of pol spergs

>proper foreshadowing
b-but the Mormont girl killing the giant was foreshadowing! You're just too stupid to see it! Dabid they're bullying me!!

>tfw this is how the Night King died

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I was in a dark room with a good monitor and couldn't see half the shit that happened on a 1080p file, anyone else or am I getting old.

why do you retards keep making threads when the old one is at like 100 posts ffs

They probably won't have him finally master his fear of fire to use against his brother. Because they're that stupid.

He died for our sins

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kek

Get help.

is this true? Sophie has fucked blacks and Pakis?

How come Beric didn't die immediatly when he was overun and stabbed by the dead?

Same. I thought it was my fault, but many people say the same.

>Tywin was right all along
>the enemy in the north doesn’t matter
>the enemy in the east doesn’t matter

Remember telling showfags about how Tyrion and Tywin were going to have a quarrel? Good times.

Rememer when they were a cool and mysterious force? Who would’ve known theyd be the biggest jobbers in the 7 kingdoms and literally dont kill anybody during the “long night” that barely lasts 1 night

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What's the chance Bran is already the next NK?

dumb things this episode
>the crypt, where dead people are buried, is "safe" 5x
>dothraki charge
>fire weapon enhance was cool but pointless
>why didn't Jon just use dragon fire to light up the trenches?
>dumb scene with Arya in the library
>Drogon didn't just immediately fly away after saving Jon
>Jon just screaming at the undead dragon
>nothing personnel kid

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tormund’s giant killing story in epi 2 could have been the foreshadowing but i dont think DnD are smart enough for that

Why didn’t Arya just tell Jaqen h’gar to kill the NK in s2?

>mfw very single thumbnail for this episode is a black rectangle

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Because he's a tough bastard

I have a great large oled and I sat practically right in front of it, but I had to put sheets over my window to stop seeing myself in the screen. It was that fucking dark.

howdy

>he somehow makes it into the next room right behind the characters he's holding these wights off for
I swear to god, D&D are like the antithesis of kino

Night King plot line was awful because fantasy elements Game of Thrones are awful, should have focused more on medieval politics

>this is a more intimidating and iconic white walker than the night king

They made the NK a meme instead of
Spoopy, whenever he’s on screen I just expect him to raise his arms and smirk

I want to believe.

Why is every thread about got or the avengers?
What is the point of this board? just call this board "Game of thrones & avengers".

Because they just fucking came out?

>cleganebowl will be pushed aside when arya teleports behind the mountain and nothing personnels him
>Jaime won't be the one to kill cersei; it'll be euron
>Jon and Dany will be married and there will be no mad queen

You know it's true; normies can't have anything more complicated than special effects and ninja flips or else theyll get bored and find some capeshit to watch instead.

Take the first and the last letter of Azor = AR
Take the last and the first letter of Ahai= IA

based Operation Get Behind The Dothraki

>Lyanna Mormont dying and taking the future of her house with her was unironically good though
>giant squeezes her tiny platemail and audibly crunching her bones
>she feels her organs crush
>another second or two and the jelly inside her will flop out of her mouth like toothpaste
>stabs the glowing weak point
>dies

It was one of the very few well done moments in the episode

>the crypt, where dead people are buried, is "safe" 5x
>well maybe it's just because the keep and everywhere else is meant for fight---
>there's no fighting in any of the buildings, everyone's just piled in the court
WHAT THE FUCK. No one important died in the crypts either. You could have easily just put them all in the most well-defended crypt, only to have some skellies break through. Instead of having everyone think the place filled with the dead was the best place.

Bran should have WORG'ed the corpses before Night King and turn the tide.
Bran should have baited the Night King, touched him and locked him in a vision of the past loop so that someone else could kill him.
Bran should have had the Ravens blind the Night King so that someone else could kill him
Bran should have done SOMETHING.

It's almost like they were both very anticipated products that just came out, right?

substantial amount of keks

wtf was Jon doing with undead viserion at the end of the episode lmao

Then stay in one thread you fucking losers

>First episode this season. Jon at the Godswood. Arya appears.
>“how did you sneak up on me”
Bravo Dabid
Bravo

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Why didn't they just ask the 20 good faceless men to kill NK? If literally apprentice faceless gurl can do it then surely they could've.

seriously at least throw in a ton of cgi crows to fuck with him or something. they already bothered to show the crows

No.

What do you think of this?

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>tfw Lyanna's death was the Mass Effect 2 final boss fight

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>Get dragonglass put into him as a human
>Becomes the night king
>Gets dragonglass put into him again
>Dies

Really?

why did she do it bros

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And exact location too. Niiiiice

>Viserys (killed by Drogo)
>Joffrey (killed by Olenna)
>Tywin (killed by Tyrion)
>Roose (killed by Ramsay)
>Ramsay (killed by Sansa)
>Walder Frey (killed by Arya)
>Littlefinger (killed by Arya)
>Night King (killed by Arya)

Amazing that Jon and Dany have never killed a major villain.

I doubt either of them will kill Cersei or Euron either.

Only the Cleganebowl matters now anymore. I've been watching this shit for 8 years just for 1 single Cleganbowl and it is going to happen.
GET
FUCKING
HYPED
FAGGOTS

I fucking told you it would always happen.

>Sheets over my window
You're too poor for curtians?

>i'm tired
>*dies*

Building tension. This way the payoff is greater when Arya kills the Night King. The exact same thing they did like 20 times during the episode. The must really not be thinking very highly of their viewers.

it wasn't dragonglass

It was all predicated on the retarded idea that the giant would stop in the battle and choose to pick her up like that, though. It was good, but founded on shit. Hell, just compare it to how the other giant was killed. He got killed by arrows when he shouldn't have. Meanwhile this one, which would have been killed by just one dragonglass arrow that everyone had, didn't. They should have shown at least some giants and mammoths getting taken out by arrows.

all gone in the oled

>not realizing it was a complete rip off of cailans death from DA origins

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God is a better character designer than people

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I'm tired robbie

I couldn't see shit but I attributed that HBO's garbage stream quality. Fucking artifacts all over the screen.

>Sandor about to get killed by Gregor
>backstabbed by Arya

>Sandor never truly overcomes his fear of fire until he uses Beric’s Flaming sword to protect or avenge him
This shit was literally handwritten for them, they could’ve done a fan service that would’ve made sense be satisfying

How come we dont get any gay scenes anymore?

Why did they stop?

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WHERE DID MELISANDRE COME FROM
>WHY DID THE DOTHRAKI CHARGE HALF A MILE INTO BATTLE
HOW DID THEY GET BACK ON FOOT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEIR HORSES
>WHY ARE MAIN CHARACTERS ALWAYS STARING AROUND AND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER DURING BATTLE WITHOUT REPERCUSSION
WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN WITH THE DRAGONS
>WHY WERE THE FORMATIONS SO SHIT
WHY WERE THEY RELYING ON DRAGONS TO SET FIRE TO THE TRENCH
>WHAT WAS DAENERYS DOING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE BLIZZARD
WHY DID JON JUST SIT ON THE WALL FOR HALF AN HOUR
>WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE DRAGONS TO BURN THE UNDEAD WHILE THE GATES WERE CLOSED
WHY DID BRAN WARG INTO THE CROWS AND THEN DO NOTHING
>WHAT WAS BRAN WARGING FOR 60 MINUTES
WHY DIDN'T THEON AND HIS MEN HAVE A SWORD
>DID ARYA SERIOUSLY HAVE A SPECIAL STAFF MADE WHEN SHE COULD HAVE JUST USED ONE OF THE UNSULLIED'S
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HER ENTIRE SCENE IN THE LIBRARY
>WHY IS THE DRIPPING OF HER BLOOD LOUDER THAN HER FOOTSTEPS
WHY DID SHE REALISE HER BLOOD WAS MAKING NOISE AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEFORE BEING INVESTIGATED
>WHY IS SHE CONSIDERED A SNEAKY BITCH BUT SNEAKING AROUND A FUCKING LIBRARY WAS LIKE A SPLINTER CELL SEGMENT
WHY WAS ONE GIANT LEFT STANDING JUST TO KILL LYANNA
>WHY DID IT PICK HER UP AND STARE AT HER BEFORE KILLING HER
WHY DID DAENERYS AND DROGON SIT ON THE BATTLEFIELD FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE ALL THE ZOMBIES WERE GETTING UP AROUND THEM
>WHY DIDN'T DROGON BREATHE FIRE ON DAENERYS AFTER HE KNOCKED HER DOWN
>HOW DID DAENERYS MANAGE TO HOLD HER OWN DESPITE NO EXPERIENCE WIELDING A SWORD
>WHY DID THE CRYPT STARKS DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND HOW WERE SO MANY PEOPLE ABLE TO HIDE FROM THEM
WHY THE FUCK DID THEON LEEROY JENKINS THE NIGHT KING
>WHY IS THE NIGHT KING SUCH A JOBBER THAT HE DIDN'T REACT AT ALL TO ARYA'S MOVE
WHY ARE THE WHITE WALKER COMMANDERS SUCH JOBBERS THAT THEY DIDN'T NOTICE ARYA UNTIL SHE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
>WHY DIDN'T THEY REACT WHEN THEY DID NOTICE
WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE

FEEL FREE TO ADD ANY QUESTIONS TO THIS LIST

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>I must go now
>shot of ravens taking flight
>"oh he's going to unseat him from the dragon using the ravens!"
>nope
>"oh he's going to use them to fight the dead!"
>nope
>he just used them because he didn't want to miss the epic battle while he was safe
What a little fucking asshole.

I'm surprised they didnt make arya a lesbain

I get the sense that “what Bran was doing the entire time” might be explained in the 310 remaining minutes. They’re going to HAVE to time fill after this battle because the armies of the North sustained such heavy losses that the ONLY WAY the north wins is if Dany roasts King’s Lansing from 4000 feet in the air. That’s all the firepower they’ve got left. For fucks sake most of the army of the north was old people and young boys and wildlings. The Golden Company would’ve eaten them for breakfast if they survived. We are getting a CENA WINS LOL ending, boys. Buckle up.

No faggot allowed.

Does this guy narrate audiobooks? His voice is goddamn heavenly and he was one of my favorite characters just for that alone.

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howdy

The NK's sword is left behind. Bran picks it up. Calls it frost mourne or some shit. It corrupts him. His mark on his arm slowly grows. Till one day he just disappears from his chair and no one knows where he is. Last scene of the series reveals he dragged himself across the ground all the way to the wall. Once he reaches the wall the ice consumes him and he can walk again. And he disappears into a white mist.

>And who..are you..

>Thormund "the Giantsbane"
>had sex with a she-bear
>Lyanna's mother ruler house mormonth while Jorah and Jeor were away
>Mormont= bear, female mormoni = she-bear
>turns out Lyanna is the daughter of Thormund Giantsbane
>she kills a giant herself
KINO

stop coming up with theories and conspiracies, this show has already proved that it has no level of actual intelligent writing to give us any of that.

the fanfics are better than this shit

episode theme
youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w&feature=youtu.be&t=115

cringe reddit webm

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Bran: "Yo Theon get redemption and sacrifice yourself for me I'm gonna just chill here and play raven flight simulator 2000. Gotta go."

No I have curtains, but they're not fully-covering ones, letting in little stray bits of light. I've literally never had a problem with it before, but it was enough for this episode.

While watching this episode I was actually into it but immediately after o started to unpack everything I just saw and it aged rapidly and poorly, not entirely unlike Melisandre taking off her necklace at the end of the episOH I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE. POETRY.

>Night King attacks Winterfell.
>Starks send Bran to Braavos.
>All the continent in NK rule.
>Survivors migrate to Braavos too.
>Dany goes to her castle
>Starks go to Iron islands
>Humans after the Winter send the troops to check the situation and try to kill NK.

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You're fucking stupid and don't care about any plausible reasoning for Arya, you're just mad that it was Arya and are hiding behind more and more extreme rationalizations as to how anything but Arya should have happened.

The show demonstrated very clearly that any direct force would be suppressed by the Night King. Any sword would have been broken, any fire smothered. He needed to be lured in and assassinated.

Howdy.

leave

Is that really it for the night king? Is got now just back to people drama?

I honestly considered abandoning the stream and downloading a better copy. Everything about their streaming service is shittier than Netflix, both quality-wise and UI-wise.

have sex

there is no plausible reasoning

I ALREADY HAVE, IT'S OVERHYPED SO I PUT MY ATTENTION ELSEWHERE

>wtf he said Jew this isn't like reddit lol

SO why the fuck did the NK want to kill Bran in the first place?

Bro I thought Arya was going to kill the Night King since late season 7, I mean I didn't want it (I wanted Bran to pull some dumb bullshit) but I knew it was going to happen, but what they did was fucking stupid.

sex is for gays

>Bran is the new Lich King and wins The Game of the Frozen Throne™

>we wanted to subvert expectations
>this character made the least amount of sense
>so naturally in our minds in made the most sense

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bruh I literally just posted this in the other general and first thing over here I see this. great minds think alike. Tormund will inherit bear island.

THE MEMORY OF THE WORLD LMAO

Dragonglass and valeriyan steel are the same shit with a different name

>be hyped up for 8 years
>win a lot of fights
>kill a drqgon
>survive dragon fire for over 10 seconds
>die in one hit
They did him like Snoke in The Last Jedi. I don't even care who killed him, I just wanted a fucking fight.

Bran saw he's been assgangbanged by his posse.

Bro this episode was gayer than eight dudes blowing nine dudes. The gay has gone meta

Ikr! Arya killing the Night King was, like, SOOOO empowering! She gave me the strength to come out as a lesbian and dye my hair blue!

WHY DID WE WATCH SEVEN SEASONS FOR THIS GARBAGE

you actually think that anything like that could ever happen?the moment the fuckin giant put his arm around a little girl in a can suit it was(should be) over
>inb4 muh fantasy

Agreed user, 10/10 voice

Trash

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>>WHY DID THE DOTHRAKI CHARGE HALF A MILE INTO BATTLE
first wave
>HOW DID THEY GET BACK ON FOOT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEIR HORSES
zombo powers
>>WHY ARE MAIN CHARACTERS ALWAYS STARING AROUND AND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER DURING BATTLE WITHOUT REPERCUSSION
dialogue
>WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN WITH THE DRAGONS
dragons are risky considering NK 360 noskoped viserion with ease. can't use them unless you absolutely have to.
>>WHY WERE THE FORMATIONS SO SHIT
no formation would work against the zombie horde, they were like world war z ants
>WHY WERE THEY RELYING ON DRAGONS TO SET FIRE TO THE TRENCH
they weren't. they were relying on fire arrows but the storm made it significantly more difficult to hit the trench
>>WHAT WAS DAENERYS DOING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE BLIZZARD
lost
>WHY DID JON JUST SIT ON THE WALL FOR HALF AN HOUR
generals overlook great battles like this to command
>>WHY IS THE DRIPPING OF HER BLOOD LOUDER THAN HER FOOTSTEPS
ambience
>>WHY IS THE NIGHT KING SUCH A JOBBER THAT HE DIDN'T REACT AT ALL TO ARYA'S MOVE
he caught her in mid flight

What was even the plan with the Dothraki? What could have possibly been accomplished by sending them blindly into the enemy like that? What a waste man, they could have at least gone out doing something cool instead of just dying like losers for absolutely nothing

Can a bookfag explain why Dragon Fire can't harm the Night King?
I always thought that Dragon Glass and Valeriyan Steel had the power to kill wights because they were forged by magical dragon fire.
Yet the literal source of the magic that makes these blades so powerful does nothing?
Why? What else is there that makes these metals so powerful if not for the fooking dragon fire?

Based r/freefolk

No. They both kill the undead, but that's about it.

I gotta know

this was good one

you literally cannot logically explain that cavalry charge. it was the dumbest thing ive ever witnessed

No reason, dnd are just hackfrauds

Did anybody notice the faggot craze died since the early 2010s and now that basedboys were lured away to some other useless issue they dont care about LGBs anymore?

Get subverted

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Bran's the horishomoot of the weirnet. Of course the users want him dead.

Based

not really, their descriptions in the books are basically the same.

>Theon getting told he was a good man before dying
I'm disappointed he didn't at least trade a few blows with the NK, but it still got me somewhat.

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>send your front lines in blind
>jorah gallops back like *shrug* we're fucked

>The show demonstrated very clearly that any direct force would be suppressed by the Night King. Any sword would have been broken, any fire smothered. He needed to be lured in and assassinated.

They demonstrated it because they wanted to end it in one episode. If D&D want to drag something for longer they will and use some BS excuses to do so if needed. Battle could have been done farther from Winterwell so people like Sansa and Tyrion would have had more time to escape, normal folks could have been sent south earlier etc. There could have been ways to drag the the war to the south and finish it in episode 6 for example.

This, it would’ve been more satisfying if Bran warned Theons cold corpse while the night king was occupied with Arya

>they weren't. they were relying on fire arrows but the storm made it significantly more difficult to hit the trench
no, Davos makes a point of saying that Dany couldn't see them so she couldn't light the trench

I just gave you plausible reasoning but poor baby doesn't like how his favorite toys are being played with. Just shut the fuck up and die already.

I highly doubt you've been expecting it, because you're not demonstrating any further reasoning as to why it would have been plausible when the scene you were given is perfectly fine. You had expected something else you wanted something else. And like the petulant child you are you damn anything but your exact specifications.

Fuck off.

>I just gave you plausible reasoning
no you didn't

Theon actually, literally died for nothing. Bran is a useless fucking character.

it was good filmmaking. you see the lights go out one by one. this adds to the dread you feel.

>Fire arrows
Now that is pure video game logic. This shit doesn't work in real life, never has never will. When did you ever hear of a battle in history where fire arrows were used?
Why? Well it turns out making fire in the real world is a bit hard. You need DRY wood. Not wood soaked in snow, rain, blood and piss. You need extremely DRY and DEAD wood. Next, fire arrows don't work in general because the extreme speed that arrows fly in would put out the fire before it even hit the ground. Don't believe me? Youtube it, there has been extensive research done on fire arrows being trash.
Literal video game logic with zero research done for the actual script.

>he’s never seen how long a body can survive whose lower half was crushed in a car accident

The only real problem with the scene was an undead giant deciding to make it personal

What Mortal Kombat game is this?

leaked pic from episode 4

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haha LOOOOL

WHY THE FUCK WAS JON TRYING A 1V1 AGAINST AN UNDEAD DRAGON

Would be even more hilarious if GRRM is the one who plans it which personally I think he did.

Wish he would have at least spat in his face, cuck until the end.

Holy shit

>first wave
They were retarded if they thought that was going to work at all
>zombo powers
This was before they were zombos, they were survivors from the "first wave"
>dialogue
I guess, most media is guilty of this to be fair
>dragons are risky
Didn't stop them from blasting them about five minutes later to a lesser effect. Even making a line of fire in front of the horde would have held them back, or they could have used fire to funnel them.
>no formation would work against the zombie horde
Doesn't excuse the shit strategy they came up with. What was even the point of those siege weapons?
>they were relying on fire arrows
What do you think the signals Davos had were for?
>lost
Just land lmao, she didn't mind sitting around for fifteen minutes during the battle later on
>generals overlook great battles like this to command
Yes, Jon did a great job of commanding during the battle.
>ambience
aka "it's bullshit but it adds tension"
>he caught her in mid flight
Yeah, then stood there like a lemon while she dropped her knife and stabbed him

>rated the 2nd worst episode of GoT ever by critics
ooof

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Reminder Pseudo-Intellectuals on Youtube are already writing their script about how the Night King is supposed to be one-dimensional character,that he represents Death or some shit and he's actually incredibly complex.

theon sacrificed himself for nothing, and it's bran's fault.
the night king took his sweet fucking time, theon could have just patiently stood next to bran until the staredown happened and then watch as arya coldsteels the nk

it's GoT logic where they've done this countless times ie. bronn lighting the wildfire with a single flaming arrow, that other guy using a flaming arrow to light the corpse as it floats down the river, etc.

>blue eyes you’ll shut forever
>what do we say to the god of death
Oh god no please
>not today
>runs out
Oh shit oh shit no please don’t let the leak be true
>closeup of whitewalker
>his hair wooshes to the side and looks sideways
Oh GOD NO I WAITED 9 YEARS
>NK grabs her
Oh please fucking kill her
>gets stabbed the same retarded way Rey stabs the imperial guard in last Jedi
>dies immediately
>everything else dies
NOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR, IF BRAN ISNT EVIL I HAVE BEEN RAPED

Speaking of which, what did bran do the entire episode? Was he just getting off on watching his friends mutilated or was he watching his sister get raped? Why didn’t he summon a murder of crows like the 3ER did to protect Sam in season 3

My torrent had a shit ton of artifacts too. I thought the AMZN rip was meant to be the best one?

What was so bad about the worst rated episode?

Am I the only one who doesn't care? They were the worst part of the show anyway. Get back to the house politics.

>Arya has to be the central point of all battles
>because she's

>one of the best at it

>completely unstoppable

>never loses her cool

>fun to watch

Literally cannot make this shit up. Have they never heard of a fucking Mary Sue? She's got no flaws, it's not interesting AND IT'S NOT FUN TO WATCH

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>winter is coming
>winter comes to winterfell
>winterfell but also winterfell
huehue

>True detective was shit
>GOT is shit

fuck it I'm out HBO

yeah i was asking myself why all of a sudden arya is like the unstoppable heroine of the show since season 8

>They demonstrated it because they wanted to end it in one episode. If D&D want to drag something for longer they will and use some BS excuses to do so if needed. Battle could have been done farther from Winterwell so people like Sansa and Tyrion would have had more time to escape, normal folks could have been sent south earlier etc. There could have been ways to drag the the war to the south and finish it in episode 6 for example.

But then you'd be complaining that the battle took too long and we'd be back to the Dunning Kruger Club circle jerking how they're wasting precious episodes on mindless jump cutty action set pieces to appease the dreaded "lowest common denominator" so do you have ANYTHING reasonable to assert on the fact that Arya assassinated the apparently invincible to direct confrontation Night King?

MUH SUBVERSIIIIOOOOOONNN
DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMIN CAUSE IT MADE NO SENSE NARRATIVELY HUH? MAKE SURE TO UPLOAD YOUR REACTION TO YOUTUBE!!! YAAAAASSSSS SLAAAAYYYY

Hang the fuck on. Where was Bronze Royce this episode?

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Do you realize now that they literally LITERALLY could have hired a Faceless Man to kill the Night King? Faceless Men are unironically confirmed to be the strongest in the entire world.

the rape

i ve seen em. i ve never seen anyone with a crushed upper torso spewing their inards being able to live or even breathe, or lift an arm though, especially a little girl

So who agrees that Theon should've got the kill? Him or Jamie or Jon.
Theon subverts all expectations by being heroic despite having no balls. That's a good subversion in tune with Gurrms writing.
Jon's arc has led to him preparing the whole continent to fight against the walkers. Predictable, but satisfying.
Jamie has a great arc and would also be a decently satisfying kill.
Arya is just muh animu you go girl bullshit.

Dragon glass isn't made by dragon fire. It's just volcanic glass that was used as knapped weapons by the Children, long before dragons ever came to Westeros. That's why the Others are vulnerable to it, because the Children were smart enough to make their new doomsday weapon vulnerable to their own weapons, while invulnerable to the iron weapons of the human invaders. They got fucked when the Others broke rank and found the ability to raise the dead, who weren't vulnerable to dragonglass and thus able to fuck the Children up. It was at that point that Children and Man had to join forces to fight them all back, and afterwards the Children paid war reparations to Man in the form of dragonglass, so that man could be certain that the Children couldn't try the same tactic again.

D&D threw all of that out the window by making wights vulnerable to it as well, because they're genuine retards who couldn't think of a way to have the wight fights if dragonglass wasn't a one hit kill on them as well. For all we know the valyrian steel blades are just as useless against the Others as normal blades.

night king doesn't exist in the books so no

>you damn anything but your exact specifications
holy fucking shit dude, I'm such a petulant child for being unimpressed by a character sneaking past thousands of undead and several generals in the wide open so she can jump in and stab the big bad, especially after the absolute shitshow of the library section. She had so much trouble when there was a bunch of cover that she had to distract their attention, you expect me to believe she silently snuck across Winterfell without being caught?

>jorah comes back to the north
>doesn't demand his lordship back
>doesn't insist upon lyanna staying in the crypt

>Was he just getting off on watching his friends mutilated or was he watching his sister get raped?
it was beautiful.webm

The greenseers can't warg into corpses.

the one Ramsey raped Sansa

So why didn't the NK burn, is he a Targ or just too cool?

She wasn’t aware of him, and it could take an hour, day, months for years. Not a good use of a name.

I hope Arya kills Jamie to avenge Ned.

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But it was beautiful.

I'm going to give it to D&D that it's cool that Arya manged to sneak up on the NK.

It's a crime that Bran didn't worg the undead dragon
It's a crime that neither Jon nor the Hound got any 1v1 against the NK
It's strange that valaryan steel is 1-shot on the NK, but legendary dragonfire, which is probably harder to obtain, train, and tame, he can just brush off.

Also, Jon's grip strength when the dragons were flying around was a little suspect.

Great battle. I really loved the visuals.

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killed offscreen most likely

>Lyanna Mormont was supposed to be a one-scene character, and then we met Bella Ramsey and we realized that we would not be doing our jobs if we kept her as a one-scene character. We knew that you can't give a big death to everybody who dies in this battle because it would have been too much, but also, if she were to die, there's no way to not make a moment of it, so that's where the zombie giant comes in. It did just add a whole level of complexity to that moment that I'm sure a lot of people would have been okay not having there if we demanded to cut. But I think they also understood why we needed to give one of the strongest smaller people on the show a chance to go out taking down one of the strongest larger things we've ever seen in the show.
This show is nothing but fanservice capeshit at this point. It's not the series where main characters can suffer such indignity as Eddard and Robb did, not anymore.

>no backlink
Don't bake a new bread ever again, dumbass.

My name is Giorno Giovana
and I have a dream to become a Lanni-STAR

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too cool
Targaryens aren't impervious to heat, look at Jon burning his hand on the lantern when he first encounters a white walker, and Viserys.
Daenerys is just a special snowflake.

>MUH SUBVERSIIIIOOOOOONNN

The entire episode blatantly put big neon signs up telling God's creation the result. But it wasn't Jon vs. Darth Maul so it's RUINED FOREVER

I can't stand the wailing of bookfags

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WTF FCKING RACIST NAZI CUNTS ON MY BOARD WTF WTF

MOOOOOOOOOOODS! MOOOOOODS YOU HAVE TOO DELET THIS NATZEES WTF

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!

Exactly. The characters and the entire story is linear and boring as fuck. Which was the exact opposite of what GOT was about.

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Imagine if Theon had held back while Bran and NK had their staring contest, but in the last moment stood between NK and Bran when he reached for his blade. Then while the NK is busy killing Theon Arya shows up and kill the NK. Now Theon's death had a real purpose, distracting the NK long enough for Arya to finish it.

Joffrey was a chad

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what spoilers? please sauce.

>Being mad about a meme-tier showpleb character, only appearing for less than an hour and doing nothing but awkward-looking javelin-throws, hand-gestures and glaring
Fuck the Night King.

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What a fucking anti-climax fucks sake. Like I didn't think they could actually fuck it up this badly

In the climax when the hound overcomes almost being killed to finally win the fight Arya teleports behind the mountain and stabs him, and then this song starts playing. youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk&t=172

I miss so much. My favorite book character and show character. Now he's gone... I hope he gets a proper burial next episode.

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Yes because THAT would be stupid.

>the NK is climate change
>Arya is Greta Thunberg
Prove me wrong

>It's a crime that Bran didn't worg the undead dragon

How the hell is a disguise going to help against a genocidal wizard?

i changed my mind now. it was totally reasonable. ty stronk waman

>seething because someone didn't link to a dead thread

Yikes. Have sex

Every fucking thumbnail is a black rectangle

Refresh me. Melisandre mentioned about Arya shutting many eyes. Brown, green & blue eyes. Who are those brown & green eyes?

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He's in Tynemouth all the time if you want to meet him. Nice fella, very short.

No, Greta Thunberg is Lyanna. Arya is AOC

Perhaps its my eyesight, i really couldnt see shit the first hour..kept changing the picture quality on my tv.
It made my 4k screen look like it was 480p

Adrenaline, my negro

just made me realize
>dramatic eye opening of beloved characters
>never seen doing undead shit
why

Arya killing the Night King was not only a victory for the Starks but also all women around the globe.
Yes! We can do what men can as well but better! So, girls! Get out there today and show the rest of the world how it's done! Don't be a Cersei! Be an Arya Stark!

I actually liked Arya's anime manuevers.

The only annoying bits were the super overt plot armor on everyone. If someone started getting mobbed you knew someone was probably gonna come get them.

The dragon fights also felt lame and pointless. And the military strategy on the living side was dumb.

But other than that it was pretty good.

Most expensive TV episode ever. Seven months to film. Epic.

Reminder that no one saved Ned Stark because back then the script (book) was making sense

"""""""""""""""""""character""""""""""""""""""""""""

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im fine with him dying
im not however fine with his last words, what the fuck was that bitch shit. the dude faced certain death atop the wall during the assault and still went ''lets give the fuckers a fight''

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Not really that weird, seeing as just one stab in its toe with jon's blade would instakill it.

reminder that was the first night arya has even seen a white walker

>that library scene was something out of some shitty stealth video game

muh subversion ; what dumb way will cersei die? will arya be the subversion younger prettier queen that takes over cersei and sit on the throne with the rightful baratheon heir gendry and be the YAASSSSS queen of westeros?

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you asked for it

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Walder = Brown
Blue = Night King
Green = Cersei

Apparently Faceless Men have such uber stealth hax that they can kill an ice wizard.

he's an old white man so he doesn't matter

There's nothing to see, no information to brighten up, they filmed in the dark and broadcast at a horrendous btirate. There's no fixing it until the bluray comes out.
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This is from the shitty hard edge 1.0 threshhold bucket tool from MSPaint. As everyone knows, that only happens when it's literally all one solid color.

Brown is probably Walder Frey, but it could be pretty much anyone she's killed. Green is Cersei.

t. seething bookfag who worships alt shift x

Just to let you know, everyone in the crypts in the episodes end saw that Lyannas tomb was not broken open. Which means she's not burried there. She's buried with Rhegar and the tomb in winterfell only contains the Harp.

Screen post this.

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>REMIDER ARYA KILLS CERSEI

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the editors didn't even try to make a cool montage of everything coming /full circle/, we get this lazy shit

This
>

past tense indeed, up until about he got cummed out of Jaime's dick

or...an arrow

>They intentionally make Arya a fucking Mary Sue
Seriously?

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/a4ea1k/spoilers_i_know/

At least Dany fucking dies, so we got that at least, which is nice

>Rememer when they were a cool and mysterious force?
Only in the books. They've been retarded ice zombies in the show since day one.

>But then you'd be complaining that the battle took too long and we'd be back to the Dunning Kruger Club circle jerking how they're wasting precious episodes on mindless jump cutty action set pieces to appease the dreaded "lowest common denominator"

I wouldn't.

>do you have ANYTHING reasonable to assert on the fact that Arya assassinated the apparently invincible to direct confrontation Night King?

It fucking sucked.

It’s kinda weird that you all hate Arya, if this was an anime you’d cream your pants.

Doesn't Ned confirm she's buried there in literally the first episode?

>But it wasn't Jon vs. Darth Maul so it's RUINED FOREVER
This but unironically

Yes, seriously. Watch the Inside the Episode and hear DnD say it themselves.

why did arya jump attack him? why didn't she just run in, slide under and stab him in the nuts? it would have at least been entertaining and more to her characters ability

Meryn fucking Trant and Walder Frey got brown eyes if I'm not mistaken

Dolorous Edd should've died when the wall came down on top of him. It would've been a very fitting end for him, and it would've been in line with Jon say "don't let the wall collapse while I'm gone" before he left to fight Ramsey.

WHAT IS EDD MAY NEVER DIE!!!!!

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except arya isn't appealing to look at.

That reminds me!!

It would have been super cool if we knew the intricacies of the magic system before the fight. In the final hours of the show, during the endgame, it would be cool to know how the NK, the Lord of Light, the three eyed raven, the dragons, and the faceless ones all inter-relate. It would be cool to know why Melly Sanders was struggling to light the logs, WHETHER BRAN WAS PLOTTING FOR THE LAST 3 SEASONS, why the NK took Bran's execution so personally, etc.

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>No battle between Jon and NK
>No battle between Jamie and NK
>No battle between The Hound and NK
>Bran didn't warp and control anything. Didn't control the ice dragon, didn't control any of the dead
>Night King didn't reveal anything to Bran before death
>Literally the most cheese deaths. All of them. Dying as "epic hero".
>Perfect Arya with no flaws and no interests one shots NK

I swear to god. This is THE biggest let down in television history.

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>Dude she's a badass faceless woman
>plausible reasoning

We're getting a Deadwood movie and then there's no reason to look back.

There's still so much stuff around the white walkers that hasn't been answered. Why did the start the long night 2000 after the first men and the cotf signed the pact? How we're they ever driven back to the land of always winter? How was the wall made?

I honestly doubt the white walker arc is actually finished.

she already stole NK from jamie, not cersei too

NOT ANOTHER WORD

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can't wait to see reddit and all the reactionfags on yt after it airs

why is it so hard for the modern world to understand heroes?
heroes dont sneak up on people to kill them they face them head on and win

What did Bran do all the episode???

Yeah, if this was a totally different media and genre than it is supposed to be we would like it

So did Rhaegal just wander around the snow for an hour when he ditched Jon?

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Why, are you enjoying any of this at all, show pleb?

This right here is why an audience should never be shown an unfinished product. Anyone with a hand in writing this show should have been forced to live in seclusion, far fucking away from any fan reaction.

The story being actively edited based on fan reaction makes this writing fucking WWE tier at best.

instead sam killed him by being fat

Rome died for this series

streamed the rape tape in HD

I hate that not liking recent GOT seasons is immediately seen as contrarian by normies

It's like you're not allowed to genuinely criticize it without getting screamed at for being a contrarian asshole

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smashed on the ground, either dead or there recovering, but was on starving mode

>THEY HAVE MY SON
>*Night King stops*

me and everyone who isn't a gurm contrarian
got is the most popular show ever

2kool4skool

Just wait for the season to end and the hype to die down, then more of them will realize that it was actually pretty shitty.

He looks different in the books, but I still think Charles Dance was a great choice.

>it was good filmmaking
>barely being able to see anything at all the whole episode

>Bran didn't warp and control anything
even worse
He warped in a few crows, then absolutely nothing came out of it

The NightKing is tired
flood his chambers

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Name my band Yea Forums
>Jobus Christ and his Twelve Jobbers

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>8 years of my life wasted on this
my exact thoughts, i didn't expect much but this fucking sucked ass, a 1v1 between jon and the night king would've been a much better ending than this shit, no matter how normie or expected it was

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Are you fucking dumb? Arya's great. Her scenes were a joy to watch, the stuff in Season 1, her travels with the Hound, training with Syrio etc but when DnD decided to make her into this unstoppable Predator-esque Shadow Warrior, it stops becoming fun to watch her. Why? Because there's no stakes anymore, we all know she's going to win without a hassle.

The Waifu had blue eyes. Not sure who had green eyes.

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>15 hours of makeup
Not worth it to the production team or the higher ups. Sorry /got/

YASSSSS! ARYA SLAAAAAYYYY!!!!

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ARYA PLEASE I SPENT 8000 YEARS PREPARING FOR THIS NO DON'T N--

its almost like you cant criticize mass immigration or you get called a racist by normies

She's going to use Jaime's face too

shut up no one liked this episode dummy. this is your vindication even reddit is shitting on it

>reasonable complaints about a woman
>INCEL WOMAN HATER HAVE SEX
>reasonable complaints about the plot
>LMAO IT HAS DRAGONS GROW UP
>reasonable complaint against white man
>YEAH ITS BECAUSE HE IS A WHITE MAN
Normies REEE

...

Buildup No Payoff

>that smirk he does after he gets lit up by a dragon
Part of my soul died, whats left of it

>Can a bookfag explain why Dragon Fire can't harm the Night King?
No, because he doesn't exist in the books. Ask Dabid.

All she had to do is access the garden of the tree, with minimal detection. Which is plausible. There, every wight was focused in one Bran. You can even see all of the focus outside seems to be focused on that way as people are capable of shoving past the dead marching to the tree with minimal resistance.

From there we get the scene. She blows past a walker, you see him react but it's too late. She's moved silently past them all while they were distracted and in a dead sprint leapt at and was able to assassinate the Night King.

The actual most implausible thing is Jon seemed to be tarrying back and forth around Visarion for the entire crescendo not doing anything. Had he possibly slain the dragon, and taken on the white walkers before Arya made the kill it would have probably been better. But as it us, it was perfectly fine and again it's only unsatisfactory if you wanted something else and created unnecessary expectations for the episode. Otherwise if you went into it like I did you'd see how blatant it was Arya was going to kill the King. And how the episode did that part adequately.

did you watch episode 2?

Why didn't the Night King wear a suit of armour if it only took one knife wound to kill him and destroy his entire army?

>there wasn't a single fight scene with a white walker this episode
>there won't be any in this season

>my friend who has HBO threatened to kick me out of his house if I didn't stop saying mean things about the show
BUT IT SUCKS NOW

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NONE OF THE GENERALS EVEN DID SHIT, WHAT HACK WRITING

New thread

unironically better dialogue than the actual show

You missed the part when they left out or cut or merged entire sub plots of the books to speed up the pace of the show just to run out of material even faster.
If they had sticked close to the books like they did with season 1, they still had a source to follow.

Why did they cast mostly the only good actors as the characters that die early in the show and aren't present in the last few seasons?

i forget all the actors' names but
>sean bean
>charles dance
>bobby baratheon
>catelyn
>walder frey

Lena Headey is like the only actor left with a shred of talent. Kit Harrington and Emilia Clarke are shit tier actors I'd expect to see on throwaway British period dramas, though I'll admit half of that is the garbage writing.

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Dude you gonna get subverted

now that Jorah is gone, Jaime and Cersei are the only good actors left

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>why didn't this character just quip or said some badass shit before dying

Because death is fucking terrifying and incomprehensible and your brain literally panics while its shutting itself down. The show has fucked up a lot of things but they usually get deaths right, death isn't like Hollywood where characters get to say epic one liners before dying, it's chaotic and disappointing.

Brienne will kill Cersei, screenshot this.

>Daenerys on the Iron Throne
>Grey Worm's love interest (literally cannot remember her name) as Hand
>Brienne as leader of the Queensguard
>Arya as master of secrets
>Sansa as Warden of the North, or an independent Queen of the North
>Yara as Queen of the Iron Islands
>Sam as Grand Maester (announces that he will be allowing women to be Maesters now)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>dragons fighting, raking at eachother's scales
>"oh, it's opening up the dragon "armour" to allow Arya to shoot it with an arrow!"
>it doesn't happen
>Arya kills the NK with a stab, not with an arrow or throwing the knife
What the FUCK was the point of all those scenes hammering home that she's a good archer AND knife thrower?

Let down of what exactly?
Your expectations are based poorly on rooting and realism, while GoT doesn't want to be kino, nor epic, nor smart, nor amazing.
It's not a wish-concert and nobody, especially not D&D, read any theory posted on here, everythig on this board is pure projection.
GoT wants to be casual and escape the scope of critique.

This show was always fan-service, ever since GRRM sources are depleted.

They want to kill Bran because he is "the worlds memory"
OH NONONO
that is bullshit, these retard writers probably asked GRRM "what does the night king want to do" and he said "wants to wipe out the world, kill bran because he is is the three eyed raven. Basically he has a memory of the wor-"

"Say no more."
The writers are fucking horrible and removed about 10 layers of depth. Mindless dickheads

>ONLY A FEMINIST COULD APPRECIATE ARYA PROTECTING BRAN AND USING HER SKILLS OF ASSASSINATION TO ASSASSINATE A FORCE THAT CAN'T BE MET WITH FORCE

The entire story of the Night King was that you can't win by wailing numbers, magic, or any great swordsman at him. He can't be bargained with. He can't do anything but move unstoppably towards his goal. Bran's idea worked. He goaded the king into him and used the only tactic that could reasonably work. Surprise.

ok, this is based

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>It would be cool to know why Melly Sanders was struggling to light the logs
That scene was so fucking retarded. All they needed was some fuckers with torches making the same walk she did(except faster because she walked at a snail's pace), instead they had her gibber away for too long.

>I wouldn't.

You would. Because you're a complainer.

>It fucking sucked.

You suck.

I thought this was a copout too. Why did the Night King want Bran so bad? It's not like Bran can warg into the wights or Others. Stupid.

Never cared much about the magical elements either. The whole show (and books) would have been better with just politics and maybe a little bit of magic like dire wolves. Dragons are ok if they get nerfed.

right? cause Jaime killed Ned, gotcha'

Most of that will be explained in the books as history being written down by unreliable narrators, hinted at by that chapter where Sam says they don't really know how many Lord Commanders there's been because it doesn't add up. It won't be explained in the show because D&D couldn't even handle the wights and Others being vulnerable to different things, a key point in the war of the Children and First Men.

hm and yet a little girl can kill an undead giant despite being near dead

Inform me.