Hello, incel POLtards, have you had sex yet?

why would I want to?

Dem feet

Me on the right

I only like girls between 11 and 13 so I doubt you want me to

>Laughingsluts.jpg

How do you reply?

I would inhale their braps

Today? No my girlfriend (female) is coming round tonight

legge

What is sex like

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>that
>chad
uh what

Yes, actually. My gf is asleep right next to me

my religion forbids it

Like putting your dick in bags of salty sandy pennies

>Well-well, user, come here and help me torrent that kino you told me about

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Jesus christ I want to lick the left one’s entire body and have her smother me in her thighs

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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dem feet bruh

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Do tranniehons have sex?

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The meme is based of him.

you know i haven't so why do you keep asking

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For me it's feet.

rape

I never even kissed a girl.

Virtually indistinguishable from masturbation, just smellier.

>sex before marriage
enjoy your herpes

redpill me on foot fetishes

Give sex

Get married.

sex is not a worthwhile pursuit

get a hobby. sticking your dick in and out of warm flesh is neither meaningful or fulfilling

No, it's not. People memed him because he looked like the Chad stride guy in a different pic.

It's fucking great, and I'm a /pol/tard who can get sex whenever I want

WHO ARE THEY

Ask your mother, sister, wife and future daughter

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Honestly overrated. Your body feels good but your mind is unfulfilled.

I have, albeit briefly and only once, I would describe it as biting into warm liquid gold. But even the sex havers can’t enjoy that because they don’t have a soul or a concept of romance, bless their simpleton hearts.

>asking on Yea Forums

NAMES

based, but not realistic-pilled

Like this?

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The best.
When you NUT?

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Please start the civil war and kill all the leftists so we will stop hearing from them.

Sincerely,
the world

3DPD, but you skanks should already know that, with your summers eve, vagasil and kotex.

based

exercising naked and embarrassed with another sweaty naked person that is also embarrassed

sauce

Lets kill the GOT threads, thx BASED OP

Holy shit Morrissey, I take it all back.

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>had sex with my gf last night
>watch got next morning
>we both hated the episode

Fuck Yea Forums, is she going to leave me?

you have to be my sister or one of her friends.

I asked out one of her friends last week on a date saturday night. I sat at the restaurant till closing. i found out they had all laughed at me for being a fucking loser. just like that.

I'm never going to ask a girl out again.

I just had sex with the pregnant cleaning lady at work. Please help.

Holy based

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I cannot distinguish age very well as I do not go outside often are these people 18? THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS YOUNG PEOPLE WEAR MAKE UP TO LOOK OLDER AND OLD PEOPLE USE MAKE UP TO LOOK YOUNGER I AM SCARED TO APPROACH ANYONE INCASE I TALK TO SOMEONE MUCH TOO YOUNG BY ACCIDENT OR MUCH TOO OLD. IS IT NORMALLY THIS HARD?

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You need to grab that bitch by the arm and pose like you would do them all.

I used to think like this until an Emma Roberts look alike with big tits tried flirting with me at my retail wagie job. She was standing really close to me and was much shorter and I turned and looked at her and her face was like an inch away from mine and I was looking in her bright blue eyes and the rush just from that was almost enough to make me loose it and just start instantly spouting red pills. Now whenever I see her I am terrified of her power.

>I asked out one of her friends
Unless you actually have some sort of connection with that friend, you're a fucking retard.

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This is exactly how I lost my virginity and got my first girlfriend, except it was helping her download a movie.

SOMEONE pls

Wtf is this constant spam of have sex on every thread

>Constantly get told you aren't confident enough
>Try to act confident
>Get laughed at for being a timid man faking confidence

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based family annihilator