/GOT/ - Arya Uchiha Edition

DICKON TARLY

looks like harrenhal is back on the table boys

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We all know it's Arya. Stay mad.

stannis
STANNIS
STANNNIS

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/got/him had lost its way...

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WHAT
WAS
BRAN
DOING???????????????????????

wishlist
>grey worm/unsullied actually stand their ground and heroically sacrifice themselves to protect the retreat
>beric dies in the hallway holding back the zombies as much as possible
>lyanna actually dies the first time she's kicked by the giant
>no gay smirk from night king after surviving the fire
>no gay "dracarys"
>sansa and tyrion commit suicide together (really expected this and would've been one of the most beautiful moments in the entire series imo - ignoring the real world political undertones, one of them turned from an always victim, stupid teenager into a strong, overly confident queen of sorts, the other went from witty and confident lord to one who had been losing his touch for a while; in this final moment, these opposites don't matter at all, their history, status, dreams, anything - none of it matters, they feel the same raw, human, hopelessness; everything breaks down, and their last comfort is escaping together)
>no arya hide and seek
>melisandre's prayers don't work on the trench; she keeps praying while the zombies jump over the trench, but God is not listening any longer; the soldiers fight back as much as possible, but are overrun, along with melisandre
>jamie is shown fighting without his golden hand at some point
>no "the night king is coming"/"the dead are already here"; wtf was that
>no main characters stopping from time to time to yell "move/come on/etc." at the expendables; definitely no brienne shouting "hey hey hey" and grabbing someone by the arm then telling him to "go"
>stop sansa's dialogue at "witty remarks won't do anything; that's why we're down here"; "none of us can do anything; it's the truth; it's the most heroic thing we can do now...look the truth in the face"
>no eyebrows
>definitely no le epic based arya savaes the day - possibly the most underwhelming and disappointing moment of the whole series; just so gay; fuck you; FUCK you
>some GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT

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Jaime "Gold Hand" Lannister

im confused
why did they protect bran and why was bran warging the entire time? he didnt help at all
Was he protected for being a cripple?

The night king has been preparing for this war for 1000 years.

j a i m e

>What was Bran doing?

That's a good fucking question

Until he disowns it, I'm not buying it. He told D&D exactly how he intended the books to end.

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Bran is last boss
He controls undead

Sam

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE NO I'LL DO ANYTHING

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>Does /got/ like Arya, or hate her? Just curious.

Here it is again

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>Time travel BTFO
>Bran theories BTFO
>we're back to political intrigue and plotting

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watch the previous episode first

He got bored of sitting around waiting, and wanted to kill some time by cruising with the ravens

>twitter.com/Hovaroh/status/1122737532301660160

wow.. based.

Men can't defeat women, it's 2019, bigot.

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>it makes sense because Arya is a super assassin (as if that made sense in the first place by the way)
Why even bother writing a story at this point? Retards will gulp it down no matter what, you could just make still pictures with subtitles saying "le zombie king is standing", " swoosh! arya kills him lol", "the end" and they would applaud it

reminder the writers will be feted and praised for decades for their work in writing strong female characters and given millions upon millions to literally do nothing for the rest of their lives

OH NO NO NO

Pissed me off how Greyworm survived.

I liked how he looked to be conflicted between his Unsullied training of being fearless and between being emotional and scared and retreating.

He should have stood with the Unsullied and die protecting the retreat.

GRRM told D&D the fake ending to these books right? This is all part of his plan.

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Jamie

/got/

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>twitter.com/Hovaroh/status/1122737532301660160

cringe

where was the rap

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epic for the win

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They didn't see Arya because it's too dark

Where the fuck did she jump from?

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BOW YA SHITS
FAT IS IT?

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Stannis

He told them everything, but Jew&Jew only listened to the parts Chad Summerchild would think is cool.

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The showrunners and director of the episode and even Maisie Williams herself said it was gonna be Jon but they decided to go with Arya killing him instead to subvert expectations.

Of course the fat fuck will betray them

If you really think about it is quite comfy

>we're back to political intrigue and plotting

Just some fucking retarded bitch with a punk rocker with a navy that can be burned to a crisp by dragons.

>SAVE ME BRAN

>when you wake up and the episode wasn't a bad dream and actually happened

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>TFW THE NIGHT KING A GODLY ENTITY DIES WITH A MERE KNIFE STAB

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The glass ceiling, incel. Get over it sweetie.

Varys' missing dick

>Where the fuck did she jump from?

From the deus ex machina

>sam screaming like he's being torn apart constantly as he rolls around on the floor stabbing wights in the crotch
fucking hilarious

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It doesn't make any thematic sense.
The writers followed GRRMs story only to intentionally go against all its themes and arcs and stories because they just decided 3 years ago it would be cool if it were Arya.

YO I WANT ZOMBIE POLAR BEAR DABID

Azor Theon

The ground.

Jon

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He vague explained them possible ending in 2011-2013 or something. That's all. And he said himself book ending will be slightly different. Like routes in game or VN. Hell books are pretty different.

Bronn

Much as I admire Tolkien, and I do admire Tolkien — he’s been a huge influence on me, and his Lord of the Rings is the mountain that leans over every other fantasy written since and shaped all of modern fantasy — there are things about it, the whole concept of the Dark Lord, and good guys battling bad guys, Good versus Evil, while brilliantly handled in Tolkien, in the hands of many Tolkien successors, it has become kind of a cartoon. We don’t need any more Dark Lords, we don’t need any more, ‘Here are the good guys, they’re in white, there are the bad guys, they’re in black. And also, they’re really ugly, the bad guys.

It is certainly a genuine, legitimate topic as the core of fantasy, but I think the battle between Good and Evil is waged within the individual human hearts. We all have good in us and we all have evil in us, and we may do a wonderful good act on Tuesday and a horrible, selfish, bad act on Wednesday, and to me, that’s the great human drama of fiction. I believe in gray characters, as I’ve said before. We all have good and evil in us and there are very few pure paragons and there are very few orcs. A villain is a hero of the other side, as someone said once, and I think there’s a great deal of truth to that, and that’s the interesting thing. In the case of war, that kind of situation, so I think some of that is definitely what I’m aiming at.

N + A = J

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>In the Inside the Epiosde after S8E3, D&D make a point to say that they had known for 3 or so years that Arya was going to be the one to kill the Night King, and that they chose her and shot her scenes as a sort of misdirection. Everyone would expect Jon or someone heroic to do it, and that's why they chose Arya. This is implying that D&D had a lot of latitude in how this battle played out, and that the books could still take the ending in a much different direction; i.e., GRRM did not come up with this plot point.

Euron or my dick

fuck you

she's a good jumper

the rape

What if, what if Bran warged into the other white walkers and stopped them from stopping Arya

>we're back to ingtrigue and plotting
>two big armies
>one staffed entirely by all the sympathetic characters
>one literally wearing all black with a bitch and edgelord in charge

These threads are moving too fast. Can we at least wait until 400 posts before making a new one?

LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH ICE!! HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!!!!

The problem isn't Arya, the problem is there's literally nothing explained or having any purpose behind the Others and the Night King.

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>The queen was taken aback. The last thing she expected was piety from a Kettleblack. "Are you refusing to obey me?"
>"No." Osney touched her golden hair. "The thing is, the best lies have some truth in 'em . . . to give 'em flavor, as it were. And you want me to go tell how I fucked a queen . . ."
>She almost slapped his face. Almost. But she had gone too far, and too much was at stake. All I do, I do for Tommen.
>"We waited long enough." He thrust his fingers inside the bodice of her gown and yanked, and the silk parted with a ripping sound so loud that Cersei was afraid that half of the Red Keep must have heard it. "Take off the rest before I tear that too," he said. "You can keep the crown on. I like you in the crown."
T H E F I N A L B O S S

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Based and way better than Azor Ary*

>I'm just fucking impressed by how terrible of an author GRRM actually is.
It's kind of obvious when you read ADWD. The fat fuck wrote himself into a corner with pointless digression and masturbatory minutiae where his storyline would take like 3 or 4 more books to unfuck and bring back towards a conclusion. It's why he hasn't written a single word in almost ten years, dealing with the clusterfuck he's created because he's a "gardener"(ie: hasn't planned anything and just wrote whatever went through his mind which is usually people taking diarrhea shits on the ground(which as much as I admire Tolkien I do quibble with him, he never asked the hard questions like where does Aragorn shit when he's travelling across Middle Earth and why don't we get an entire paragraph describing him taking a shit))
tl;dr GRRM is a hack

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What's even happening next episodes just some kl fights?

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WINRAR

WHO WOULD YOU HAVE PICKED TO KILL NK?

Honestly I would have loved Jaime. But if I couldnt get him. Theon. It makes sense that he would become a hero saving the kid he once betrayed. He deserves a win anyway.

oc

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Does she play basketball?

>she kills him with the dagger that was used to try to kill bran

OMG IT'S LIKE POETRY IT RHYMES

BRAVO DND BRAVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fairly sure this is fake, in fact I think the source clip is from an Ajax vs Juventus game

sam was shit this episode

Be honest, could he have defeated the night king?

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She was hiding in the tree.

I needed this, based Bobby B poster.

>The battle appears lost

>Everyone is nearly wiped out, people gather with Bran at the tree to make a last stand

>Hordes of undead march towards them

>They say their goodbyes

>A trumpet sounds

>A man with a banner for House Baratheon is seen

>"Greetings, I heard there was a king here. But there is only one true king of Westeros.

>Cavalry arrive over the hill, with one man in the center

>It's Stannis

>"A lot of would be kings are here this day. But you pretenders to the throne should know that it is mine by birthright, and I will not allow you to take what is mine: or harm my people."

>Stannis and his men charge

>The cavalry rout the undead on foot

>The Night King is about to revive the dead

>Stannis beheads him with Lightbringer, and speaks to the survivors

>"I have no dragons, but what I do have is a bloodline claim to the throne. You can die here, or fight with me and take that usurper Cersei down. You have one choice... bend the knee."

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i don't dislike early arya and i don't dislike the actress, but post season four arya is a fucking travesty and she should have stayed in braavos, with only one scene after that: her showing up to slit walder frey's neck and disappearing after, never seen again

>WHO WOULD YOU HAVE PICKED TO KILL NK?

Nobody because the night king was the good guy.

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She was disguised as a wight.

BASED MY KNEE IS BEND

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Based Margaery knew the TRUE enemy from the start instead of getting distracted by some silly ice mummies.

This guy gets it

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someone post that Jaime NK post, you know the one

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I honestly don't think Ive laughed more tonight than any other GoT premiere night

God this was a shitshow

He would've kicked NK right in the ice cubes

yo is ghost ok boys?
i know that probably added him as an after thought but I really hope he's OK and we get a sweet reunion moment between him and Jon

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This its literally Meereen 2.0

YOUR MOTHER WAS A FAT WHORE WITH A FAT BOAR DID YOU KNOW THAT? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE WIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

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AH I hate this show much now because I loved it

So basically all the needed was to hire a faceless man to kill the night king? BRAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminder that you are a tasteless retarded rube NPC drone if you actually didn't think that episode was trash.

/Cleganebowl/
Hope they don't fuck that up as well

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who send the assassin kill bran in the show? Since that whole business started the war maybe Bran should let people know, no?

not only is GRRM a hack, he is so enamored with his bullshit that he literally wrote himself into a corner and gave it a clever quippy name, the "Myrish Knot". imagine how far up your own ass you have to be to write a massive plothole and then have the balls to give it a pithy title, like it was fucking part of the design.

Yes he hates the show

Why didn't he go straight for Bran?

>scene with sansa and tyrion hiding
>women, old people and children being ripped apart by wights in the background
>they take out their knives and look at each other
>emotional music starts building
>think they're going to kill themselves because they realize all hope is lost
>actually get emotional for first time during episode
>it amounts to absolutely nothing

BRAVO D&D

Better than this shit at least

S

The way that fire leaked out of Viserion because of it's wounds was pretty cool

youtube.com/watch?v=daPo6q4FXDw

BSET HOCAGE

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(futa)A+L=J

Literally anyone that has any sort of thematic connection with the NK or even someone that has even seen or heard of the NK before.

Not some random character that never even heard of the NK until 2 episodes ago

Everyone keeps saying she disguised herself as a wight or white walker but all I can see is her jumping from the tree

Why didn't Bran just get up and run away?

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Talking about the losses and the dead from the battle, Cersei in King's Landing deciding how and where to attack (and probably fucking something up royally), and addressing Jon's newfound status openly.

Love

GRRM stopped helping with the show in Season 5. This is the decision of the showrunners. The Night King probably won’t even show up in the books.

Why? It would be salt in the wounds.

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The show implied that it was LF. How he would accomplish this however, is completely unclear.

Arya will kill Mountain and Cersei. They're on her list

nice setting bruh

Based BlackFyre Chosen One

based

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I've heard he's in the trailer for ep4 but haven't watched it myself yet.

any webm of arya YASS QUEEN SLAY scene?

This
They didn't even have to go through with it desu. But the way they just decided it would climax to them running to another hiding spot with the rest of the good guys without being noticed was retarded

My boy jaime

>Preston Jacobs spotted entering the HBO headquarters with a loaded assault rifle
Witness reports say he was screaming about the x men character wolverine
>Preston Jacobs spotted entering the HBO headquarters with a loaded assault rifle
Witness reports say he was screaming about the x men character wolverine
>Preston Jacobs spotted entering the HBO headquarters with a loaded assault rifle
Witness reports say he was screaming about the x men character wolverine

If LF did it people own Tyrion an apology.

>tfw no R'HLLOR HUNGERS Stannis saving the day

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we are telling ned storiMOOOOOOOOOR WIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAT IS IT?

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJSJFHGJDOOEKDFJJFFBBVNDKEKRKVIVHTBJWWOQPSMCN NHGXOOSMFFFNCHDJSKKSCJJCUCJEJDNDNRNDNDNJXJCBCHCBVBF

Can you believe that? Amazing.

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that poor, poor, poor man

Don't know if it's pasta but ADWD hate is exaggerated. It was not so bad. Dany shitting herself was best part. She fucked up.

I watched the S08E01 and now I don't bother anymore, I just come here to see what has happened

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If bran can see in the future why doesn't he tell blacksmiths the technology to make M16's? GOT is a shitshow

can somebody make a stannis is love, stannis is life copypasta

Did anyone notice how eerily similar the Arya Dagger scene was to Ray fighting in Episode 8?

This is how I feel.
Not mad, just amazed at how pointless so many plot lines are.
Everything has amounted to being not at all important.

>implying the books will ever be finished
so nobody

Ohhhh so now it makes sense why her blood dripping in the library is louder than her footsteps

Why is he growing smaller and smaller?

WOW DUDE HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

Well not after this shitsjow he won't. If he ever decides to finish this shit he'll do well to write it as different from the show as possible.

>battle raging everywhere, brieanne sees jaime
>brieanne runs towards jaime, his back turn
>she calls out to him
>people dying left and right, can barely hear her
>as he turns she accidentally runs into his blade
>she falls to the ground and he stands over her as men surround them staving off wights
>soppy bs "I charge you to protect the memers"
>as he stands up he pulls the blade out and it ignites in flame
>the men see and get one last ray of hope and start fighting harder
>jaime turns to see the night's king walking through the torn gate
>AND WHOOO ARE YOUU

>night king, who can't be killed by fire, is killed by some dumb knife

Explain to me the logic behind this.

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Why didn't they just melt all the dragon glass so it evaporated and snowed onto all the wights?

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>JAIME FANS BTFO

BEST EPISODE IN HUMAN HISTORY

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>empty courtyard at peacetime
vs
>jam packed with wights
plus you could say the whole library scene shows that they have great hearing and shit

a friend asked me earlier if it's worth to get into GoT

and now i can give him a definite answer "don't watch anything after season 4, that's the end of the show"

The best explanation I've heard is that he flew to NK as a raven to summon him to him.

Doesn't make any sense at all but there's literally no justification for his actions so it's better than nothing.

these have to be paid shills
not even the twitter people can be that gullible

more boar your grace?

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Arya

Spoiler the night king wrogged into bran

Jamie

it was made of dragon steel

budget went all in for those dragons

DEATH TO THOSE WHO INSULT THE TRUE FAITH OF THE SEVEN AND OUR SAVIOR

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Its magic steel knife, like magic steel swords that can killd ice guys.

>What a show. What a moment. What a woman.
Having retards such as this in the audience is the exact reason d&d are allowed to get away with it

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BASED

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JAIME

Does Dany only have 1 Dragon now

>it was made of dragon steel

Doesn't make it any less retarded

Seriously though, why is it so fucking dark? Do they not have people in the production room to oversee this?

Omg so true

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they have showed white walkers getting killed by valyrian steel before, and they have shown the night king walking through the fire guarding the 3ER's cave

I was hoping for

>Brienne gets mortally wounded
>Jaime has to mercy kill her
>Prophecy fulfilled, Azor Ahai

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Bran himself gave their reason and purpose. To destroy mankind, cause an Endless Night and wipe all memory of the previous world. That's their purpose. That's why they were created.
At least as far as the show goes. The Others in the books are a different thing, more like aliens, different lifeforms that aren't related to humans.
It's been 8 seasons of building up the Night King and his army and at the end of the day it's a girl killing him with a tiny dagger with a slow kill move he even saw coming. Arya had no connection to the Night King or the White Walkers. It was the perfect moment to get her off her high horse for once seeing how she thinks she's the hottest shit around but instead they decided to make her kill the incarnation and embodiment of Death itself with a tiny dagger whose only special trait was being forged with dragonfire which we not even 5 minutes beforehand saw didn't work.

That's not possible.
White Walkers shatter into dust when they're killed. Nothing remains. Wights lose their blue eyes when they die and the Night King directly controls them so he would've noticed one of them moving. She didn't do anything but move stealthy.

That's actually as far as I've seen and now I don't intend to watch further. I consider it an open ended story about Tyrion.

Sneaking up to one person is different from sneaking by hundreds of undead and white walkers who surround the tree from every direction.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME KING IN NORF

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Cleganebowl will probably be shit, also it's reddit now.

But for old time's sake, get hype.
youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

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Anybody else dick move when the giant was squeezing the Mormont girl?

ARGHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME ARYA

>early GoT seasons
>winter is scary
>Nan's story about undead is scary
>modern GoT
>FUCK WINTER LMAO FUCK UNDEAD AHAHA

>put bran in a metal box strong enough to withstand fire
>NK can never get to him
>win the show

it was that easy lads...

>Dragonfire can't kill him
>Dragonsteel can

And get this, Valyrian steel has magic qualities from being made with dragon fire.

> hires assassin and arms him with Valyrian steel dagger to sow discord between the Lannister and Stark families, and so that the Starks get familiar with a Valyrian steel dagger
> makes sure Ned will be punished, precipitating the war of the 5 kings and swaying Arya away from her sheltered life
> is perfectly aware of the fact that Arya is the only hope against the white walkers, so he doesn't betray her to Tywin
> orchestrates Joffrey's murder to end all political quarrels in Kings Landing so that the Crown can focus on greater scope problems
> trains Sansa in the game of thrones, making sure that the North will have a ruler when the white walkers come
> saves the day in the BotB, leaving Winterfell safe for the North and the Night's Watch
> gives the dagger to cripple Bran knowing full well that he's giving it to Arya, with Sansa even mentioning that he always has ulterior motives
Can we please appreciate the man who saved the world by himself?

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Well my Lord, what's our opening gambit?
>Hmm. I think we should send our entire cavalry to face the wights head-on
At night?
>Yes
With no light?
>Yes
In territory completely unfamiliar to them?
>Yes
In frigid conditions they're not used to?
>Yes
And then what, my Lord?
>Then we let loose the trebuchets
On our own cavalry?
>Yes
And then what, my Lord?
>Well then we'll send the Unsullied out
Don't you think such an autistic and poorly-equipped eunuch army will crumble immediately to a mindless, fearless mob of unfeeling demons?
>No
And then what, my Lord?
>Send the dragons out to torch the battlefield
On our own infantry?
>Yes
And then what, my Lord?
>Then, I suppose we'll light that trench on fire and man the walls
Man the walls? Very well. I'll have the archers--
>No, no archers. Just man the walls and wait for them to climb up
And then what, my Lord?
>Well if we haven't won by that point I suppose we'll just leave it to the main characters
Ah, you'll be defending the castle?
>No, I'm going to go play with my dragons. I mean Gendry, the Hound, those guys
A blacksmith's apprentice and an old fart who's pathologically terrified of fire?
>Yes
Very well. I will communicate these tactics to the different echelons of command--
>No, no need to do that. We'll just shout commands as we go

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man, what a shitshow, but I'll admit that I had a glimpse of hope when the NK was in the godswood, thought there was gonna be some plot twist or lore dump
but nope, just another YASSSS QUEEEEN le epic moment XD that made no fucking sense
I seriously hope george enjoys the money he got for forever tarnishing his magnum opus for the 3 years he's got left to live
fucking hack

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Trust the plan.

Ofcourse its fake you fucking retard, there's tons of parodies featuring the same bar

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No, my penis was perfectly erect.

So you'res saying he's the true hero of the story?

Bran should have been revealed as the bad guy.

D&D are COWARDS

DABID

Bashed and chaoshpilled

>defending bran with archers ideal for close range fights

all you need is 1 roman cohort in testudo

Arya killing the NK is as kino as it gets. Cersei being the final boss is as kino as it gets. The people wanted game of Thrones. Now we get the it.

thanks bros, i can sleep well now

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Attention white walkers youtubemultiplier.com/5cc6db053a116-arya-wins-nightcuck.php

Spoiler, the white walkers were RUNNING from an even GREATER evil

Lyanna Mormont

Will George publicly criticize the show after all is said and done?

Can we please appreciate how beautiful Sansa is this season

RED PILLED
AND
BASED

if this show made any fucking sense arya should be eviscerated there and then just like robbs wife

More like Girls of Thrones.

>Will George publicly criticize the show after all is said and done?

Wait a few months after the show ends before we start really ripping it.

a single molotov would've been more effective than their entire war plans

fucking 7 years of shitposting cleganebowl on Yea Forums

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>Oh, and Lord Royce? You have the weekend off

>nightcuck
perfect name

hail azor arya

new banner motto for starks? winter has passed

How did Sansa and Tyrion survive in the crypt? Thought they were going to kill themselves or something.

kill yourself

>Dragonfire is literally anti undead in books
>it's not just fire but magical fire that purge everything
>NK is immune to dragonfire

>NONONO STOP IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>UNCLE UNCLE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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She was more beautiful in season 5.
When the rape happened.

MFW I realise Avengers: End Game killed off more main characters than Game of thrones

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You were suppose to forget about the blue eye shit. If you forget it is a masterpiece. It is super smart.

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Fire isn't solid.

The biggest fuck you is to not say fuck you.

reminder that ghost is not even a wolf, who are pretty big already
he's a fucking DIREwolf, fuckhuge even among wolves
this is just a dog lmao

>MFW I realise Avengers: End Game killed off more main characters than Game of thrones

Dam got to watch that shit. Heard good stuff

Can somebody explain to me how Stannis got all these memes and supposed fans? His whole arc felt pretty pointless.

Ghost

fuck u

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>Valyrian steel forged with dragonfire
>that's why it's effective against undead

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Bro the real scary stuff is OTHER PEOPLE

Uh, no. Joffrey hired the assassin at Littlefinger's prompting to do something that would make his Father proud.

here is fixed version

youtube.com/watch?v=2D__W3yJ3aU

based

put this on rebbit pls

>GRRM stopped helping with the show in Season 5.

Yes he got butthurt they wouldn't cover DWD and a feast for crows for 2 seasons, yet he still won't finish the series after 20 some years.

I just got cancer

This really shoudl have been two episodes. It would have been neat to see the White Walkers actually going into the city during the majority of the fight. Having scenes where important, and some less important characters like that old knight/general from last season encountering the White Walkers and fighting, killing, or dying to them would have been badass.

Grey Worm felt like the only part of the episode done right, where you see him struggling against the horde of undead, retreating, running back into the fray exhausted, it was a nice little moment seeing him rush up the walls, clearly drained, slap on his helmet and go back to work. More moments like that that would have showed the physical toll of combat would have been good, as well as more moments similar to Beric cleaving his way through some undead. This felt needlessly compressed and compacted and ultimately cheapened for no reason.

kek

>And Ghost? You can charge in with the cavalry but I don't want you getting hurt. If it looks like they're going to lose and get completely annihilated to a man, don't be afraid to disappear for the entire battle

Can she raise the dead now and command them?

Migrate when ready and get composing lads.

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Feast for crows is great filler. ADVENTURES

Stannis is a literal autist. He is very rigid and duty bound and he is portrayed quite favorably in the books, as a man of honor and piety.

Also, he was Robert’s true heir

because he was one of the few uncucked characters who didn't feel like hamfisted pandering. No one on reddit, tumblr, or normies on twitter/fb liked him. And his actor was one of the best on the show.

Stannis deserved more.

He's gonna take a week to make a video about this shit.

>one of the characters is named giantsbane
>point it out in previous episode
>DUDE LETS HAVE LITTLE GIRL KILL GIANT AFTER SURVIVING BEING SWIPED BY GIANT SOMEHOW LMAO

yaaaas queens d&d yaaaas

>Night Cuck

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If I knew how to make GIFs, I'd have the scene where Bran says, "I must go now" followed by a zoom in then flashback to Sansa's rape. Shit would be so cash.

Character deaths don't make something good. Being unrelenting and not letting them live just because of how well liked they are, if their death makes sense does.
Just killing characters for the sake of shock value is legitimately no different from swapping the person to kill the Night King out for someone else because it would "more of a shock".

It was truly a game of thrones.

>260 replies

Mels God was real because she was able to light the flames but the God isn't real enough for all of her Azor Ahai visions to come true Haha oh well

lmao

>implying the fat fuck is still relevant enough to have an opinion
>implying he's entitled to criticize anything after selling unfinished shit (and still failing to finish it)
>implying anyone would take him seriously anyway after he botched the story in his own way

spelt wrong, doesn't count.

reddit

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he's actually quitting, he's not gonna ever release another video on the series again. He's gonna continue the book theories though.
t. patreon supporter

He is god of fire, not the god of prophesies

The problem isn't the lack luster goal, the problem is that the show abandons all narrative build up.
>Why does NK act like a smug asshole
The agency and purposeful actions he takes from his introduction would imply there's some sort of personal connection between the two beyond Bran being a collective source of mankind's memories/history. As it is, there's now no reason for NK to have specifically peruse and target Bran more than anyone else, other than the fact he would eventually have to do it
>What is the point of having other WW's if they also die when NK dies

I don't have a problem with Arya killing NK, but it would have been less anti-climatic if the show teased Jon (maybe with a flaming sword)->tries to fight NK -> is losing -> and then Arya swoops in or some shit

at least that would be a subversion,
you can't just drop all thematic and narrative build up and call it "subverted"
Plus one of the main theme's that has been said to the audience multiple times is how the politics and "game of thrones" is pointless bullshit because there's a greater threat.
Play shitty games, win shitty prizes, but that's been kicked in the dirt.

the only correct Yea Forums response

>When ready
>Threads last 30 minutes max.
>Couldn't put shitposting effort into coming up with a good tune.
>Disappointment

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Jaime but that requires the whole thing where the mad king is secretly his father to fulfil the Azor Ahai prophecy fully and the show didn’t set that up (suppose to be from Aerys line). Danny only makes sense if the dragons are light bringer and dragon fire didn’t work so neither should Valyrian steel (forged with dragon fire) the ONLY weapon that could kill him should be lightbringer and it should have required a Nissanissa sacrifice so literally the only good option is Jon killing Danny to forge the sword and kill the night king that way. Maybe Mel could lay down her life to forge the sword if Danny/Jon stuff is going places the next few episodes or hell even Arya could have died to jon to forge the sword but it should have been Jon (again I want Jaime but Jon was the right choice).

>listening to altshiftX trying to rationalize this shit

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Best book character, only legit hero in the books.

so tired of him just going "muh books" all the time
they don't matter

Very presumptuous of you to take my post as if i was implying that.
Did you watch this episode characters where getting saved on the nick of time left and right; others where fighting 50 undead in one scene and then it would cut back and there would only be 5 of them.

He really has no balls..so no. Plus D&D could just cock slap him with saying they thought the books would have been done by season 3 or 4 so they could plan accordingly.

what ISN'T pointless in this fucking catastrophe?
you have this evil, ancient, powerful and mysterious foe who gets OHKO by a fucking goblin
stannis is a based book characters and the lawful heir to the throne

So Was Milisandre really Serio?

guys since the night king is so weak and such a pussy why not just have everyone roll around in dragon glass shards and just run at him tossing whatever's in their pockets at him

all it takes is one guy to even toss a little dragon glass at him that pierces the skin
boom

the battle is won

My favourite character is dead, bros. Is there any point in continuing?

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Tbh lads i dont believe thats the ending, there has to be something to it like in the next episode we are going to get bran moving in time or someshit to help arya to get there and shit

Cleganebowl, although the goblin will ruin that too

here i m

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I hope you're lying.
I wanna see him making fun of this mess.

youtube.com/watch?v=hM6f4yPFb24

based Ice and fire negro gives it a 4.5...out of 10. Its shits!

There's only 3 episodes, and Tormund might get to fuck a big lady of some kind

it better happen

egg...

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PLEASE TELL ME THAT WASN'T THE REAL ENDING.

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Holy based. This dude gives no fucks when shitting on this.

>NK touches bran through a fucking vision
>scars his forearm forever
>NK holds arya by the throat
>nothing

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It's a crime that Alfie Allen never won an Emmy throughout his role.

>4.5
It deserves lower

>Valyrian steel has magic qualities from being made with dragon fire

but when ned stark died and the lannisters got a blacksmith to reforge his sword into two swords using a standard forge.

do you mean the materials to make valyrian have magical properties or is the forging process where the magical properties come from?

pointless anyways cause NK is dead and nothing will save this show from itself.

just watched the episode at 1 in the afternoon.
Could not see absolute fuckshit.
will have to rewatch tonight at 10-11 when its proper dark.

gee i sure am excited for 3 more episodes of Game of Cleanup Crew.

Even that sounds a bit generous desu. Even if you take special effects into account. The cinematography was straight up shit. I couldn't see anything and and the harsh cuts nearly gave me a seizure.

The only way I'll be okay with this shit is if it ends up being the case that the Night King was just trying to kill Bran, the true evil.

Like, NK NEEDED the power of necromancy to even ATTEMPT to fight someone who can literally see the future AND control time.

NK literally threw everything he had at this. The reason he walked right up to Bran so carelessly is because the way he saw it, this shit may be pre determined allready, so he's just going to try and do what he thinks is the most obvious thing and try to subvert Bran's own expectations.

NK literally needed every one of the corpses he had. Even then, he wasn't sure it was enough. Even as you see him go for his sword, he's cautious. like "Okay, what's your plan here, time traveller, what strings did you pull to stop me, I'm right here reaching for my sword"

So Arya jumps at him from literally nowhere, because she has a literal teleport skill the faceless men have that Jaquen used himself.

But he still catches her because she screamed while doing it. So then he starts thinking why would she scream, was I supposed to hear that and turn and catch her?

By catching her did I lose?

Turns out Bran is about finishing the wishes of the children of the forest and will just have all the andals killed

...

>Theon and the Ironborn fire dragon glass arrows at the dead
>Nothing
>Arya uses dragon glass
>They disintegrate

Explain this, lads.

that guy couldn't create V-steel, just rework it. the creation process involves magic, which is said to have largely gone out of the world after the Doom of Valyria.

This just confirms she doesn’t kill anyone she set out to after learning how to assassin, due to the writers not wanting to kill anyone’s favorite character. So she gets her “badass” kill moment that is undeserving.

Writers are hacks.

Brienne fucking wailing non stop actually annoyed the hell out of me, fuck she's such a shit character

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I don't think I would quite give it a 4.5 simply because there were good scenes in it. Though it should not get a high rating whatsoever due to all the shit built up for 8 years that suddenly becomes pointless for lol "subverting" expectations.
>Dothraki scene
really fucking stupid, made no sense, they have dragons and multiple experienced tacticians
but it looked good
>Bear girl kills the Giant
A bit too much, but at least she dies right after, and at least the weapon went through the only part that a young kid could conceivably pierce a weapon through a giant
>Arya Library Scene
need to turn your brain off a bit, but the scene itself is shot well and has a good atmosphere. Arya is an assassin, so again, conceivably she can sneak quietly enough given there weren't that many undead in the room
>Crypt
Again, dumb, but the bits between Sansa and Tyrion were quite good.

Mel's got a better death than she deserved, and arguably was a part of the problem with the Dothraki scene.

D&D are more concerned with "cool ideas" than cohesive story telling. That's the problem.

>literally spam the board with arya = azoris ahais theory since ever
>zero (you)s
look at me now suckas

>the camera going over Brienne and everyone else one by one
>everyone standing alone
>each holding 5-10 zambambos at bay
WHY DOES THE CAMERA TREAT THIS SHIT LIKE A FUCKING DISNEY RIDE
WHY DOES JON DUCK BLUE FIRE THE EXACT SAME WAY TWICE
WHY DOES THE BATTLE TACTICS MAKE NO SENSE
I AM SO ANGRY

FRESH BREAD

>he gets smaller by the day
DABID STOP

>Burning down Notre Dame wasn't enough for Preston

Who is that?

>stannins
STANNIS