/got/

If you didn't like how WoT started you definitely would not like how it progressed.

>tfw enjoyed WoT a lot early on when it was the adventures of sword autism farmboy in a suddenly-wide open world
>by book 9 or so he's a reality-bending pretentious magic child of prophecy with three wives and the narrative constantly slobbering all over his dick

D&D said "this battle will make the red wedding seem like a rehearsal"

as it turns out, more main characters died in the red wedding than characters will in the entirety of the final season

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>Prince who was promised
>Prince has no gender so it could also mean princess
>Arya is in fact the prince/princess who was promised
>but Arya is not a princess because Jon is her cousin not her Brother, and cousins of Kings are not princesses
>The only way for Arya to be a princess is to be the daughter or sister of a ruling monarch

Sansa of house Stark, first of her name, Queen of the Andals and the first men, lady of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm confirmed.

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The Night King warged into bran before he died

She will get destroyed by some unexpected bullshit and it will be beautiful to watch.

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>send your most mobile forces straight into the enemies main force

Impressive, very nice

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I'm legitimately happy Davos survived.
Everyone else could have died for all I care.

A Real Battle Strategy

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does this episode finally confirmed that Jaime got a Varys/Tyrion/LF treatment and will now be a no more than a source of nostalgic quips?

Azor Theon

SAM WAS A PIECE OF SHIT COWARD WHO GOT EDD KILLED

She killed several Wights with it. That's about it.
God I'm still pissed off about that scene. Hacky fucking writers have an interpreter saying "hur it means the prince OR PRINCESS that was promised it's gender neutral bro." Guess what other word is gender neutral? Heir, you fucking HBO cunts.

This ship sailed ages ago. I could've lived with Arya's anime shit, if she actually used her skills in the fight with the NK, but she literally just jumped at him. The entire many faced god arc is completely invalidated, even though it was shit to begin with.

What was his name again?

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>Was there any point to Arya's custom weapon? Did I miss anything?
It was what she was using to yaaas slay on the battlements for like 2 or 3 minutes when Davos was watching her.

i swear its another parallelism with LotR, the unnecessary charge at that city near Minas Tirith.

>Drogon puts his wings over his eyes
kek

>"Well done my loyal servant. Now that you have purged all the Dothraki and Unsullied from our Aryan army your job here is done. Return to the north until I have further use of you"
How would you react?

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Didnt Arya give the little dagger to sansa?

How did she get it back? Or was it another one?

Smirk Based

Who will Euron rape with the kraken he summons?

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*teleports behind you*

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It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- winter's coming home.
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- winter's coming home.
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- winter's coming home.
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- winter's coming home.

how do i convince my normie friends Arya is a shit character? they don't know what anime is

It was two episodes of set up that would be totally discarded during an action scene. Microcosm of the post-book show

D&D are COWARDS

Should've had Euron come in and kill the Night King, especially if they expect us to fear Euron and Cersei in the coming episodes. As it stands, they look like a joke next to the Night King in terms of strength, and we just saw Arya take down the NK with ease, so Euron and Cersei aren't remotely intimidating. At this point, since the writers are clearly willing to buff the heroes to the point of insanity and cheat to let them win, I fully expect this to have a happy ending where all the major characters live and all the nasty ones (what few of them remain) die.

Show Euron will never be cool.

I actually enjoyed it my expectations were very low though.

Sephiroth

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FANCY A SHAG LUV?

aryas weapon was just a spear
state of the people in here insisting it was a fucking gun because the head wasnt magically fused to the handle

Nothing to complain about since I thought it was a pretty great episode desu

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Ow right in my snowballs

You mean the charge at the Black gate? At Minas Tirith they managed to push back the Orcs with their cavalry

since they made him an emotionless robot it honestly would've been a great twist for him to be secretly allied with/controlling the the NK
would've actually been a "shocking" moment, which the show has been sorely lacking for a while

I was so fucking pissed especially after a lot of the episode “redeemed” her in a sense since she actually got beat up and had to be saved rather than doing everything herself

>win against the wildlings thanks to a cavalry charge from the flank
>lmao let's just send our cavalry straight into a bunch of endless zombies

>* T E L E P O R T S *
Why the fuck did it have to be arya being an autist with 100 sneak and a chip on her shoulder? Why couldn't it have been a heroic sacrifice by a character with real depth? For fucks sake, even Jorah would have been better.

Based and Rapepilled

First for Azor Stannis killing everyone, to save this fucking trainwreck.

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Currently the 3rd worst rated episode of all time on RT, probably drop to 2nd once all the reviews get added

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RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why would you try to?

MY BRO JAIME WENT BEASTMODE ON ZOMBIES ONE HANDED
KNOCKED TO THE GROUND AND SWARMED BY ZOMBIES MULTIPLE TIMES. BACK AGAINST THE WALL STILL WRECKING SHIT.

BLESSED BY THE GODS HES UNSTOPPABLE.

Just watched it
What the fuck was that ass pull ending where the Fuck did she come from how did she sneak up withoit the ice army noticing fuck this gay shit

>so Euron and Cersei aren't remotely intimidating

The good guys lost basically everything.

Realistically how would you salvage this shit heap?

So the Night King turned out to be a 2d cartoon villain

10 years of investment for this

Frieza
youtube.com/watch?v=_AesgbUh8Zg

I wish it was.

AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA AZOR ARYA

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Imagine
>NK slowly walks up to Bran, just like in the show
>they stare at each other a few seconds
>then the NK kneels before him
>cut to end credits

>The good guys lost basically everything.
So what? Arya can just teleport behind Cersei at the last minute.

That she's just boring these days.

>just when you thought they finally seemed to recover from season 5, and ep 2 seem to foreshadow many deaths in the main cast, THIS shit happens

they actually managed to make the white walker plot worse than the dorne plot

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This. Zero creativity in writing this shit, zero risks taken. It feels like the whole episode had to be approved by a panel of HBO social media experts and re-edited ten times for maximum Reddit pandering.
Actually, it's highly probably that's what really happened.

Sorry Edd you get to be a token death because Sam is still a fatass

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lol, forgot about this stupid shit already
genuinely the most awful episode of the show to ever air, I thought the CGI battles were gonna be the best bits of season 8 but someone the "long time no see" filled episode were better

No the one where Faramir and his horse are the only ones left.

Fk another parallelism-Jorah coming back from that charge.

This it was used to give her Scenes with Gendry so they could fuck.

> drogon puts his wings over his eye
i know for a fact this is a variation of the old "golden retriever covers its eyes with its pause in reverse"
bravo

So reviving Jon amounted to nothing in the end.

epic meme

5 crannogmen vs Night Kang army

who wins???

anyone have that night king wojak?

>Dany make the dothraki charge the necro zombies before we defend walls. Forget about the trench, we will just it later

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THEN HE SWAM UP THE DRAGONS UNDEAD DICKHOLE AND PUCHED HIM TO DEATH FROM THE INSIDE

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somehow*

RIGHT IN THE ICE CUBES!!!
>he literally turned into icecubes

I'm trying to make a Bran The Rape moment when he says talks to Theon before he dies but I'm too stupid to make it work
Can someone else do it.
I'm sorry.

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Wh-why dabid? We had Arya, we had draggun, we had witty dwarf.

WHY THEY NO LIKE IT DABID WHY DABID WHY?!

>goes directly up to NK by himself
>laughs at how scrawny NK is
>NK starts crying
>WWs near him start snickering
>Bobby bodyslams NK into the ground, crushing his bones upon impact and destroying his army

Gods it could've been so much better...

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> Realizing that ned and Robert are fucking women and getting drunk in the afterlife while this goes down
THE WHOOOOOORE sent her screamers to die in open combat ned, it was gloooorius

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Was Season 5 episode 6 the one where Sansa gets raped?

>Theon crosses his legs in sympathy pain

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She gave Sansa the dragonglass dagger.

I mean, assuming gender where it wasn't there in the original text happens all the time. You can put Japanese sentences without gendered pronouns (since Japanese rarely uses gendered pronouns) into google translate and the English sentences will often default to he or she. Google actually caught some heat for it because its "defaulting" choices were based off of what it saw most often, so basically stereotypes (ie if your sentence involved meetings or work it went with "he", if you mentioned crying it went with "she").

That said, the scene where they established that was clunky as hell. Might as well have turned to the viewers and gone "FUCK the patriarchy, sisters!".

>Twenty Good Men vs. One Arya Stark
who would win?

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THEON SHOULDVE KICKED KANG IN THE BALLS

>little cunt gets blasted by a giant
>little cunt gets picked up and crushed by a giant
>giant plays with his food instead of eating it immediately
>little cunt kills giant
i hate fucking retarded shit like this

Short

>the castration, Theon. it was beautiful

aside from the memes, one thing I loved was Melly lighting the trench on fire. You can see her faith wavering and her panic start to rise when it doesn't light, and she wonders if her God has abandoned her at the last moment. I half expected nothing to happen and for her to get butchered right there. Then you see her vindicated as it finally lights.

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>EVERY MAN WE LOSE ADDS TO DA NAAHT'S KENG'S ARMEH
>*starts the battle with an unsupported cavalry charge*

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Spin-off about the Long Night 1000 years ago CANCELED

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yep

I guess Azor Ahai doesnt exist anymore.

Great job Dabid

Reposting my idea on how it was supposed to end: My whole idea was that they were going to get pushed back all the way to kings landing. And a last ditch plan would be made to bait the entire army into the city than igniting the wild fire caches that the mad king set up to destroy them. It would make sense perfectly. The mad king actually saw a vision from Bran or green seer fuckery to "burn all the white walkers". I still believe that this is how it's going to end in the books. The final conflict and battle has to be the white walkers. It was heavily alluded to the whole time they were always the "bigger threat". What ya'll think?

Shorter

Well my script was
Theon
It was beautiful
Tell Sansa

to be perfectly fair, it's not that crazy she managed to kill him, considering the requirements to kill a wight, regardless of size are literally just to penetrate them with dragonglass

DON'T USE THE ARCHERS UNTIL THEY START CLIMBING THE WALLS JON

BRB I'LL BE IN THE CRYPT

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Riding dragons for any reason but fast transit or to impress the plebs is dumb. Unless the rider is some sort of flying wizard, all the rider is doing is putting themself at risk for no fucking reason. Dragons aren’t just dumb beasts. They’re smart enough to understand commands and even objectives.

We could have had a far more satisfying dragon fight if Jon and Danny hadn’t been riding them.

NOTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE MATTERS

ONCE THEY STARTED FIGHTING, THE ENTIRE SERIES WENT TO SHIT

THE NK HAS NO REASON TO DO A FULL ASSAULT ON WINTERFELL OR EVEN WALK INSIDE THE WALLS

YEAH RIGHT IN THE ICE CUBES! POW!

RETREAT
RETREAT
NO FURTHER HORSELORDS

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He has no reason to but for some reason he has an obsession with slaying incels

but those sick aerial shots bro

>tywin looking down
>just a 1000 yard blank stare at the fucked tactics used

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I can't see fucking SHIT

I definitely could see this

Man I've been rewatching with a friend too to get them caught up and now I don't even want to see the kino of the first few seasons knowing this is how it plays out. Seems like such a waste of time

Are you a brainlet? Literally everyone could see it working at the very end.

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Why is this basic duel more exciting than all the CGI shitfest we got last night?

Guys.

If all the main characters died it wouldn't be a very good show.

It's fiction.

Plot armour is okay.

> tfw i bet 100bucks on arya using her new weapon like a blowpipe to kill the nightking

damn

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Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be

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The only good Arya scene was her sneaking through Winterfell and escaping the library by outwitting the wights, but she shouldn't have done more than that.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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wagie wagie get in cagie

>Realistically how would you salvage this shit heap?
Now? Kill-off or send-away Arya ASAP, preferably by having her arrogance and psychopathy catch-up with her. Have Jon kill Danny, who goes mad with jealousy and denial at his potential claim. Have Cesei's schemes implode on their own. Of course, there's no time for any of this to happen without major teleportation.

More Bessie, my lord?

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>forgive me theon but I must revisit the rapes one last time
what the actual fuck was he looking at

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It's crazy that the giant didn't just stomp her or bat her around a bit more.

It drove me insane that there were so many "tense" scenes of Jon and Dany hanging onto a spike and flopping about for dear life. Really? At no point in the last, like, fucking year she's been riding the dragon has it occurred to her to try out belts or harnesses or fucking anything to keep her from splattering and ending this series real fast?

Joke's on you, I'm a NEET.

>Your people can't fight.
>AAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME JORAH THE ANDAL

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Robb not understanding Jon's immense autism

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So, we just need to wait another Nothing personal, kid, but now Cersei is gonna be dead? Green eyes etc

>AAAAAAH CREGOR SAVE ME I'M AFRAID OF DEAD
>I KNOW YOU RED LADY
>DUDE ARYA WHAT TO SAY TO DEAD
>NOT NOW BITCH LMAO
>*Teleports Behind you*
>Heh....

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Cersei is fucking dead

Arya literally is using anime-tier superpowers, there is no need for a fucking plan, just put her in the city and Cersei is dead. Instantly.

>One shots the NIGHT KING and I am supposed to be worried about EURON GREYJOY

lmao

>outwitting
>throw an object to create a distraction
literally anybody could think of that

The requirements to kill a wight do not matter, when you have a 1980's evil villain laugh moment taking unnecessary time to kill THIS particular enemy kind of a cheap hollywood-capeshit scene.

It was a spear that could somehow cut wight's heads off.

literally nobody died though. it was going to be "survival horror" but I dont see the horror in burning literal nobody peasants.

I'd forgot about that lmao, that scene was terrible even for D&D

Noticed this shit too. Same with Theon. Same with Dany and Jorah. Hell, even Beric magically makes wights disappear and reappear in the same scene.

How would he have dealt with the Night King?

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he was surrounded by whights before the cut, and afterwards there is none behind him

Stop putting characters in positions where they should die then. I agree that the show doesn't need to kill everyone, but dangling potential deaths in front of the audience to repeatedly save them at the last second is just pure bad writing.

>slash an undead wight's wrist and they instantly collapse and explode

>tank numerous stabs to the torso and wink to the audience as you walk away with a spring in your step

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Why do they make Sam live? Sam looks like 80% of the people in this thread, and probably has the cardio for 3 stabs and the mobility of an 80 year old woman. A bad-ass unsullied gets decapitated within the first 10 seconds but Sam can fight for hours? I'm done with these adult fairylands . It's time to shut my brain off forever with opiates bye guys

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cerseis army is marching on winterfell or something

I can't take anymore of this shitposting /got/.

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kek

>I must go now

The Only way he knows how

So where did Arya actually come from, did she jump off a roof, from the tree or actually fucking teleport?

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this show managed to do the thing i was expecting the least. It made me anticipate the books because there's no fucking way Martin is this retarded

Fucking this.

post yfw black sails,a fucking low-budget pirate show, ends up a 10/10 compared to this abortion

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and then it happened. amazing. monkeys and typewriters right.

Because the writers need both Sam and Branipedia alive until Jon's parentage is publicly revealed.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwUALmpmPOw
youtube.com/watch?v=88uqVNpmGrI
youtube.com/watch?v=8JNZBgu19Ys
youtube.com/watch?v=DLUI6GxwNxk
fights where armor is relevant always make for kino moments

I'm not even exaggerating when I say this is the worst episode in GoT history.
I would take the fucking Dorne plot line over this utter fucking garage every day of the week.
Absolutely ZERO CONSEQUENCES to anyone that we actually cared about.
These people have mythril plot armour, it's not even funny anymore.
How did we go from battle of the bastards, one of the most well executed battles in all of television history, to this inconsequential drivel. Though on the plus side I can say that this is definitely the most hilarious episodes in GoT history.
Bravo D&D, for ruining what could have been the greatest TV show ever.

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>theon
>the chopping
>the chopping theon
>it was glorious theon
>the chopping

serenade him

>Literal braindead soldiers running headlong into an experienced, disciplined, phalanx equipped with instakill weapons
>Fugg fall back lmao we getting overwhelmed

fuck D&D

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I hope even just one dothraki survived so everyone can rub that shit in their face

She sneaked past them and leapt.

/got/

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The charge of Osgiliath had some reasoning behind it, though. Faramir has abandoned hope and allows himself to be ordered on a suicide charge; being a dutiful servant in his father's eyes is worth more than his life. It is a tragic abuse of Faramir's nobility by Denethor, and a point made about Tolkien's experience and knowledge of the World Wars.

On the other hand, ordering the screamers to ride into pitch darkness at an undead horde with a dragon, giants, and the power of re-animation, is staggeringly retarded. There is no character reasoning, no intelligent dissection of tactics by the multiple characters who have knowledge of the undeads' abilities. It is one of many cinematic moves that should have brutally punished the defenders, but didn't.

it's almost like it was supposed to piss you off, then later, infamously, subvert your expectations

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obviously you fucking spud.

The dragon demands stated that his show was never known in the first place. GoT had like 7 pitches. And 3 are confirmed dead, including this one. The remaining are a mystery, or still up in the air. We will have to wait and see.

>theon you looked so beautiful the night ramsey cut off your cock

he went back in time, he was making a deal with the night king

HAHAHAHAHA. That is glorious

funny thing, folks on reddit dont like it as well

Yeah I rolled my eyes while watching him have like 4 wights stabbing him and holding on then all the sudden he stumbles through the door with nobody on him?

the fans, killed by the show, now descend upon it like an undead horde

Did Rhaegal die when he crashed? I figured he did and got reanimated with everyone else but the dragon at the end looked decayed like Viserion was.

Theorycraft: Arya is dead, a faceless man, which might disguise her presence from the Night King and his nercomancy. She shares this trait with Jon, what with him being resurrected, but he didn't exactly try to sneak up on the Night King. He's not much for sneaking at all.

IM IN LOVE WITH YA BODIE

Absolutely seething here. Episode 1 and 2 were really bad, but I thought the might turn it around with the big battle like Battle of the Bastards. But nothing, the writing is so fucking bad I don't even feel like watching the rest. I will out of habit and to get it over with, I guess.

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I cant get over how smug Dany acts in the ep 4 preview.

All the characters should be shaken to the core from what they've seen

youtu.be/AdZ4nhTSgEs?t=77

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6/10 is the same score I gave it on rebbit, but it depends on your priorities. The battle itself was mega-kino, but plotwise it was a maaaasssssiiiivvvvvee letdown. The ultimate result of 7 seasons of build-up for the others was Theon and Jorah (Two characters with nothing to do) dying and Dany's army getting cut down to size. Walder Frey ended up being a more meaningful villain than the Night King. The more and more I think about it, the more and more I am convinced that this was little more than glamorous filler before they get to the real plot points of George's ending.

I walked out of the theater right then. Stupid scene

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Director's cut of game of thrones
>ned's execution
>arya jumps in from behind last minute and saves him

>red wedding
>arya jumps in from behind last minute and saves everyone

>joffrey's wedding
>arya jumps in from behind last minute and kills him

>arya's rape
>arya jumps in from behind last minute and kills ramsey and saves her

>jon's death
>arya jumps in from behind last minute and executes the entire night's watch

rhaegal is flying in the next episode preview

Wait I don't get it. Didn't Arya give Needle to Sansa before she got to the Crypts? How the fuck was she supposed to have it when she killed the NK?

Who else is hyped for /ourguy/ Preston's video?
Can't fucking wait.

He's trying to contact his S1 self to prevent any of this from happening.
Basically MK9 Raiden.

No

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How would HE have dealt with the Knight King?

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Went back in time, and told his previous self to give Arya the knife.

>the story perfectly prepares Jon for a fight against NK (nights watch, valyrian steel sword, recruits danys dragons and army, digs for dragon glass)
>arya is prepared for killing cercei and crew (has a kill list, witnessed fathers beheading, almost witnessed red wedding, gets trained to be an assassin who can change appearance)

>Arya kills NK
Does this mean Jon will defeat Cercei or Euron in the final episode and become king? They obviously switched them up on purpose.

I bet Dabid told the continuity editor to fuck off because he can't think of a better way to write this shit

Why didn't Jon throw his sword at the Night King, much like you can do in Mordhau which releases on Steam for PC in 7 hours? be sure to watch my streams later that i definitely wasn't paid 70 dollars to do

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>6’ vs. 5’11”

You people love to complain

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Why was she even in the library all of a sudden? Like wth

In all seriousness, what were some good parts of this episode?

Billy Bones is a literal chad

This is the ending we are getting.

Not the books like we shoukd gave gotten long ago.

Not a good adaptation.

Not a well written OC.

Not a well shot OC.

This. This, where many scenes we coukdnt even fucking make out. We could understand the characters. Where questions were abound. Where the dumb fucks are defending it. This is the ending we will see.

Fuck me.

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Where the fuck did you see Needle?

FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING THEORIES

I CAN'T SEE SHIT

>they fucked it up THIS BADLY
it still hasn't sunk in for me

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He’s in the preview

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Cersei is unironically the good guy now.

But we're getting the cliche "everyone is happy" ending because the days of the red wedding are long over.

one, Needle is a sword, not a dagger. two, what she gives to Sansa is a dragonglass dagger, not the Valyrian steel dagger than Bran previously gave her.

I'm not sure if you're serious.

How do you go from this...

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that wasn't needle you dumb fucking cunt. it was the valerian steel dagger bran gave her you utter fucking moron

It's a complaining circlejerk about a completely fine, even good episode.

S2, the greatest Season that ever was or will be

forgot a couple
youtube.com/watch?v=80KwlfqfRWk (only good duel post-s4)
youtube.com/watch?v=NN30YMzja6Y (the classic)

Not her though

mob mogged

Challenge him to a dance off

Does Dany have 1 or 2 dragons left?

2

"Cersei it's time for you to step down so we can introduce democracy in westeros!"

YAAAAAAS

Dragon riding was always dumb and was never going to work on screen without looking silly. And it did in S5 and still does. I think they knew this from the start and put in that bit in S1 about Tyrion making a saddle for Bran to foreshadow him making a harness for Danny's dragons, but abandoned it when they stopped giving a shit or figured it would look dumb either way.

A lot of shit in the books only work in the books and don't work on the show. They were very good early on with editing out some of the worst in the books, but lost their edge at some point and stopped trimming enough. The Sand Sneks are another element that only really work in the books and ninja Arya would be another thing that might work on the page but doesn't work visually.

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To this, within a day?

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ALRIGHT what the fuck
THE LONG NIGHT
the
>LONG
night

why not have the battle take place over days? they could have had them firing their fire catapults using dragons holding off the enemy with their literally written as an impenetrable shield wall holding them off until their muscles give out
the first 3 episodes could have taken place while the undead were seiging them for the 3 days

who the fuck gave these guys a job writing this shit?

how much better would this season be if they started off with them getting seiged by the undead but they're holding them off effortlessly
then you can have all those oh hey how are you, good, cool cya shit happening as the fight goes on and on in the background and day never seems to come

man fuck these guys

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because the series ends with him writing the stupid fucking book about what happend in this shitty show ala bilbo baggins. Then his incest rape cuck son comes in and he smiles at him and you see gilly who is even fatter than he is. In fact Sam started lifting and became a real man after this battle.

>setup half of the episode in a way to show your character can sneak
>even though this character already has years of absurd powers that she gained and there were several instances of her appearing out of nowhere
I'm honestly completely baffled. I thought I was prepared for it to be shit, but this is really something.

yup, GoT is too popular now for anyone here to admit they enjoy it

"bittersweet"

>Should we fire the trebuchets again m'lord?
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY HEIGHT IS PERFECTLY AVERAGE FOR MY AGE GROUP.
That was a weird scene.

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The 9nly thing that matters is QUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNBBBOOOOOWWWWLLLLLL

has anyone considered the NK will come back in the final episodes as the final big baddy and WOAHH how do we kill him now hes back??

this is where jon and bran come in. either way Ep3 is still retarded

Nite Queen

>Does this mean Jon will defeat Cercei or Euron in the final episode and become king?
No the age of toxic masculinity is over. GURRRLLLL PPOOOWWWERRR

THE KING WHO LOST DA NORTH

At least we won't get anymore of Lyanna Mormont.

They really were. Good chemistry.
Ugh I hope she and her mulatto boyfriend fuck off to the Westerosi equivalent of Barbados like he wanted and leave those nice white people alone

Best I've got to give man. I really doubt HBO thought it through that far. I get the feeling this season is going to be considered good because it's a happy accident rather than a masterfully crafted finale.

you could have easily had the battle taking place over the course of the 3 episodes
would add way more tension and way more shit to actually talk about

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Does this mean that cleganebowl will happen?

They ripped it off from Alita.

can somebody make a far cry/ assasin's creed/ hitman throw rock to distract meme yet?

The norther north

yes

he was roasted by Drogon

Since burning them would be too easy what will they do with all the little night king pieces that he shattered into?

Anal beads perhaps?

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Arya having teleport/stealth instakill powers is now canon

Cersei is already dead. How the fuck can she stop her if the Night King could not?

it's not shitposting when the show is a literal shit show
we're simply invoking the will of the writers

Fuck I'm still mad at this shit.
The battle was perfect but THEY RUINED IT IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES.

Thank fuck for that

>It was beautiful, Theon.
>Your dick, I mean.

>CEASE FIRE
>never returns to firing their fire stones at the horde of undead about to kill them
one wonders the competency of these writers

Cersei will have the same powers.

I did before the episode. It's exactly what I expected to happen. Someone would oneshot the night king and then Bran would say "we still need to kill him for real" and they would send a party of Jon and friends to get him.
But now i'm not so sure anymore

More hype, your grace?

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my doubts are immeasurable.

Like Baelish? :^)

>ahh! Arya please don't kill me! I'm sorry I'm sorry! Uncle!

Lmao more like Fag King

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I'm sure time passes.

Nah my man that's just emilia clarke trying to act sad

yes but arya will kill the mountain

Was this episode true to the leaks tho?

Reminder that arya took eurons face and fucked cersei while wearing it

I honestly expected Melly to walk out among them, get overwhelmed, then explode like a tactical nuke, lighting the trenches in the process.

ice cubes for their QUEEN DRINKS

>Night King was killed with a single blow
>from someone uninvolved in the whole affair
>the actual threat are two idiots
>one a stupid queen
>the other a stupid pirate
>somehow this is supposed to make for good drama

Any of you watched DBZ? Well, they had this robot villain named Cell who was a real badass motherfucker and before they got to fight him, they fought some robots. The first batch were Cell's creator, C20 or Dr. Gero, and some fat fuck called C19 who looked like Kim Jong Un. They died in two episodes I think.
Cell fucked up a majority of the cast before he finally bit the dust and even then he managed to have the final laugh by blowing himself up.

What the Double D-tards did was like killing off Cell (Night King) and making C20 (Cersei) and C19 (Euron) out to be very threatening villains.

nah that would suck. there's a reason you're not a successful tv writer

>mythril plot armour
more like dragon skin, triple layered diamond vested and enhanced with anti-kryptonite

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>LITERALLY NO ONE OF ANY CONSEQUENCE DIES BUT GOLBLIN GIRL KILLS THE BIG BAD LIKE AN ANIMU

awful. absolutely idiotic

>mfw they killed off the NK to make way for the real final "villain"
>It's Stannis

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>he hates the loli
fuck you

>battle of blackwater
>tywin jumps in from behind last minute and secures king's landing

>battle of castle black
>stannis jumps in from behind last minute and saves the watch

>battle of the bastards
>CIA jumps in from behind last minute and saves winterfell

>wight expedition
>daenerys jumps in from behind last minute and saves the power rangers

>war of 5 kings
>roose bolton jumps in from behind last minute and saves the lannisters

gurm and david and dumber just fucking suck at battles

you're now imagining a phantom menace style sword battle between cersei and arya as they dance around the castle halls

sad thing is this might actually happen

>"the long night"
>was actually just a slightly foggy evening

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Did that little girl Davos was talking to in the last episode die?

It's not like it couldn't be easily pulled off. Let Jon and Daeny ride for the part when fighting against the Zerg rush, just for the strategic fire breaths, then just drop both of them off in Winterfell when it's time for the aerial fight. You'd also cut 50% of the other issues this script has by having Daeny and Jon outside.

i can't believe the final boss is mr. finger in the bum

The unsullied covering the retreat was pretty cool.

>Winter is coming for years
>Winter leaves in a day

I'm really sick of this trend of plot points and scenes leading to absolutely nothing. It looked like they were about to make a final stand or something and it got cut.

But Ser Jorah :(

Why didn't they just put spikes on Winterfell? That would have made the castle almost impenetrable.

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>Hey guys, remember how corpses always come back as zombies? maybe we should burn the dead.
>HOW DARE YOU SAY "HEY GUYS." I AM A WOMAN AND THE SMARTEST PERSON IN ALL OF WESTEROS.

BOAR IS IT

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Weren't the wights supposed to be instantly burned from the fire?
I remember Jon killing one like that in Castle Black

ah yes, let's have the battle take place over minutes instead DnD
quite a long night

Yes. That sounds amazing.

When will Stannis return?

Did Bran seriously just warg to some crows?

>Why didn't they just put spikes on Winterfell?

They literally did

Movies invented that dumb charge. In the book, their cavalry rekt the orcs.

There were some on the castle.

YAMETE SENPAI

We all know #17 and #18 were the real villains of that arc.

For a stealthy girl I find it jarring that she screamed at the top of her lungs as she lept for the kill on the NK. Sure she killed him in the end, but how more satisfying would it have been if it was a ninja assassination.

A lot of things in this ep I didn't see coming, but her killing NK was one of them. I was like how dumb would it be if she killed him next ep? WELP

As for Jon Snow...big oof. I love how next to useless he was while Theon was boss as fuck protecting Brann. Shame he died but redemption arcs are predictable.

why didn't they literally just have the dragon sit out front and burn all the wights while everyone waited inside winterfell's walls?

They put dragonglass spikes on all the battlements. Problem is the dead just buried them under bodies.

Why do they keep trying to meet the enemy in an open field when they have one of the best strongholds humans ever conceived in winterfell?

Hey, that's not fair. Everyone was retarded, not just the girls. The entire surviving Night's Watch--and wildling army, where burning is standard-didn't even think of it.

>I'm not even exaggerating when I say this is the worst episode in GoT history.
Apparently, you're not because even normies outside of the reddit hugbox (where they delete negative posts) are giving this episode disappointing reviews. Apparently, few people really wanted to see Arya swoop in and take-out the NK.

The audience is mainly women and cucky men, and neither of those audience groups are interested in battle scenes.

>little finger can skillfully track Arya all through winterfell
>NK can't

she killed fiddy men and then banzai'd the horde like a true samurai

honestly I don't think we even saw her. she either died in the crypts or she'll get a 2 second cameo next episode

if it was over three episodes all you moany fuckers would be complaining about it being too long

>expecting true kino from grand fantasy

I love grand fantasy stuff, but if you expected anything better than a omae wa mou shindeiru moment you're really not keeping realistic expectations for this genre.

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>have siege equipment
>place it IN FRONT instead of BEHIND actual troops so siege equipment is immediately swamped
>proceed to shoot one volley

ebin :DD

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>Dany tries to burn NK
>a muffled "WHOOOOORE" is heard as the ice melts away to reveal the one true king by conquest

Well they were until the editor said "Two rowdy teenagers are the main villains? What is this shit?" and Toriyama wrote Cell

that fake spoilers for infanty war was better than the movie

the shield wall tactics that held off 50,000 dothraki screamers with 5000 men now can only last 15min

this battle should have been the first 3 episodes where the horde just keep coming
you can even throw in a few white walkers dying and having the bodies be risen again by another white walker and other shit that made the white walkers actually mean something

>for generates the north has guarded the wall and prepared for winter, knowing that it will come and some know what it really means, the long night, where the dead rise and the living hide

>lmao nah lets have a 5ft2 ninja girl teleport behind and stab the centuries old, multi generational mythical creatures with a dagger and kill him instantly

Are you saying you should actually figure out what your opponent is going to do, maybe scout their numbers instead of just putting a few people out on a field so it looks like war and have a few nostalgic moments before the end? Nah, nigga, nah.

North Korea

battle of the bastards was shit. well filmed, but autistic as fuck

It was literally just so they could have the cool shot of them riding with flaming swords as flaming artillery went over head, then have the shot of the fires slowly going out. This is what it has come to — its just a spectacle for stupid people. As soon as the source material ran out and even before then, its become nothing but sufficiently entertaining tripe.

In other words, you want a good show, but what you really need is bad pussy

plot armor is okay but with got we're used to main characters and good people dying all the time

this battle could have been some really meaningful and fitting deaths for at least a couple main characters especially considering how much of the leadup was people being ready to die but no, fucking everyone lives

I always thought the ending of this show was going to be bleak as fuck with just a handful of MCs or even nobody surviving but I guess that's not gonna happen

Hear me out, now, I know it may seem crazy but why not put MORE spikes around the castle and thin the enemy out with dragons, archers from the walls and the dothraki horde minimizing whatever damage it may occur?

confirmed

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i need to get a cut like this

they cut to her once, I think when you first hear noises from the battle outside. maybe she'll be dead next ep as a way to try and make the casualties seem more severe.

What was the point of the dead rising in the crypt? Like only 3 nameless characters died

did you not notice how easily the dead got in to winterfell?

do you reckon he ever jaime'd his hot sister

That post is channeling all the people who thought the episode was perfect. From what I can tell, most of reddit found it very underwhelming. I am by no means a GoT hater that froths at the mouth at the opportunity to criticize the show for the most minor of faults, but I have to agree with this one. It was a very "underwhelming" conclusion to 7 years of build-up.

>It was literally just so they could have the cool shot of them riding with flaming swords as flaming artillery went over head, then have the shot of the fires slowly going out.
>tfw when this user is completely right

nothing personnel, kid

God plebbitors are so unbelievably stupid

...

set up sansa and tyrion's suicide pact after they kill cersei in ep 5

Shit like this really ruins the rewatchability value. How about they put the artillery behind the infantry, and not send the cavalry off in a suicide charge for no reason.

Cersei deserves to win at this point.

Dragonglass is a limited resource. They had to make weapons and traps out of it. Everything they had was excavated from underneath Dragonstone by Stannis and his men.

it would make no sense if it didnt happen, seeing as the night king was literally raising all the dead in winterfell

Night King is demon at best

Ajax will rape tottemham

oh for FUCKS SAKE its so if in the event they overwhelmed (Wich they did) they would need to retreat without having to cram around a bunch of siege equipment.

Some "shorter" night

NONE OF THIS MAKE ANY SENSE
WHY DIDN'T THE NIGHT KIND JUST HAVE HIS HORDE SWARM THE GODSWOOD AND SMOTHER BRAN
WHY DID HE HAVE THEM STAND BACK WHILE HE EXPOSED HIMSELF IT MAKES NO SENSE
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>all the fucking build up during all the seasons just to end like this
Goddamn I'm mad. George better not die before he finishes the books.

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>hey guys let's hide from a lich in a crypt
This is how parties get wiped.

based

>What was the point of the dead rising in the crypt? Like only 3 nameless characters died

and what the fuck was the point of that sansa/tyrion scene where it looked like they were about to commit suicide? they literally did nothing

They had the Dothraki charge straight in and die so they wouldn't have to fuck around with horses for the whole episode.

And this is on the highest possible budget TV show.

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I knew Yea Forums would be overfilling with salt because of Arya. Based D&D

The thing is, this isn't wrong. It's not wrong - all other things being equal - that Arya kills the NK because she has a very specific set of skills. The problem is, all things are not equal. The show went out of its way to give her all these ultimately-unecessary bonus skills as a badass swaggering quipping swashbuckler and basically set her up to be knocked-down, which never happens. Instead, she turns ultra-badass and basically wins the show out from under Jon Snow.

This kind of idiot fanservice was not the show we signed-up for and I feel subverted, which means I've now come full circle and want a refund. I want Ned Stark back if this is how it's going to be.

based john "Stannis" hancock

>They had the Dothraki charge straight in and die so...
The thing that really irritated me about that scene was how they just held up their swords and rode around in the distance. Their burning swords didn't even swoop down to strike. In my head I was imagining them just riding in circles confused and unable to see what the fuck they were doing.

retard doesn't understand shit fuck off

That was pretty cool tho. Watching the light go out one by one. Really set the mood that they were fucked

I honestly don't care about Arya, it's just the ridiculous climax to a disappointing conclusion.

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based total war chad
cavalry was kind of useless in that situation considering there is an endless horde of enemies from all sides you cant really flank them but dothraki are far from shock cavalry so it would still be better than sending them out to die like they did
imo they should have had waaaay more archers and made better use of the walls
the wall defense was absolutely pathetic

You don't need dragonglass, you just need lots of spikes and a couple of ditches.
Just have the dragons sit on a tower and rain down flames on the already slow and disorganized zombies.
Here I made a handy picture for you

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>Arya stabs climate change
Pssht
Nothing personnel

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

anyone expecting something else is really not objectively looking at the grand fantasy genre.

Go figure, same cunt directed this one

GOD'S I WAS HYPE BACK THEN!

>Pathetic

Bros, ive solved it. it was not a shitty asspull it was actually worldbuilding and forshadowing the return of twenty

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Job king

Knights of the Vale completely MIA. Went home, fuck the regent and fuck saving the world.

>oh it had to go the way it did because the other characters were this and that
I'll never understand people who treat a fictional plot as if it's set in stone. It could have been written some other way altogether so that it had more meaning.

All they had to do was have a one second shot where she pulls off a dead face.

What does it have a 9.7 with almost 30k reviews on IMDB then?

That was stupid. At least she died.

user, we all have 10 years invested into this show, of course it feels dissappointing. Was it perfect? No. I wanted the NK/Jon showdown but that’s life. It was a good episode with a disappointing end but it works.

how did the Theon squad last so long?

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Why didn't they air drop the Valyrian Steel crew down to kill the 8-10 white walkers who just sat there completely exposed at the back of the battlefield? Jon got a look at them while on the dragon.

I think its supposed to be a warm emotional moment they shared that they will bond over or some shite

>Reminder that we live in the timeline where we got this instead of 5 seasons of Rome

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Cleganebowl is still a distinct possibility

Err not “warm” emotional moment, i mean to say... “oh shit the world is ending we’re fucked” sort of emotional moment

but instead they had cram to cross that one bottleneck bridge

same reason they just groped this trio instead of killing them

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Rome sucked

It feels anticlimactic

What happens in the remaining 3 episodes?

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Because it had S O U L unlike anything D&D shat out

Which is the most infuriating part of this episode. They could've made Arya's skills matter. She was the one person that could've moved in the hordes of undead with a dead face on. Instead they let her stumble about for half an hour and then teleport her behind the BBEG.

Pretty sure we will get that.

Yep Should have focused on Dragon Glass arrowheads along with the unsullied phalanx and flaming artillery. The Dothraki specialise in archery as well which the show seems to have forgot.
I see people say but they have a castle, stay inside but that wouldn't really work with the dead; the sheer amount against them and the fact that as soon as they break through your Ranged units are fucked. Slow em down as much as possible and pick them off range.
Bran would have been better in the inner sector as well making them have to breach two walls.

Reminder that all of arya's ninja training was her getting her shit blown up by the waif and failing the lying game only to give up and run away.
None of this shit was earned

When the cuckking was casting his ice mist spell or whatever the fuck, he could have periodically done diving attacks to fuck up the dragons from that sort of position. Who the fuck knows though, anything would have been more plausible than this. It was reasonably entertaining and visually cool, at this point sadly i expect little more from David Weinstein and D. Shekelstein

They where there, it's weird; you can see a few of them at the start and on the battle plans.

>Carnivàle could have had 4 to 6 seasons

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>why do showfags have such shit taste

100% guaranteed. They’re making the show for Reddit at this point, how could they not? Im not saying i dont want to see it happen, but this is a season of fan service, “you go gurl yass kween slay!” “Ay das raycis these yite winnafeyl crackaz ain like us niggros”

ehm noo
they will kill cersei and euron and the series will end and you will watch it and like it

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Whats up with the NK's harem? Are they just there to be cool and tough? They look like Warriors fan art.

[spoilers]they probably suck eachother off all the time tho[/spoiler]

Who is that men in black alien looking ass giant?

Dragonglass isn't limited since every person in the battle had a Dragonglass weapon

They're his lieutenants and proxies for his necromancy. The show's creators forgot to account for the fact that there was supposed to be like 96 of them left.

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>dothraki are far from shock cavalry

Then why is that what they are used for against the Lannisters? They actually are shock cavalry. That's how they fight.

Apparently they were all special needs babies before becoming white walkers. I just dont get why they didnt at least have her pose as a wight, something, anything to make it plausible. Also look how high up in the air she was -- did Arya jump off on of the fucking autismo walkers shoulders to get to the cuckking at that angle?

Jesus Christ we're invaded by reddit

Euron slaps Cersei's ass and makes sex jokes for 3 hours

who the FUCK put trebuchet in front of infantry anyways. Also they could've spammed it until the enemy came to distance

>What happens in the remaining 3 episodes?
Cleganebowl
Riverlanders and Iron Islanders rally with the North against the Lannisters.
Danaerys skullfucks the Red Keep with dragonfire

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w teleport?

>Bran the Builder never set up any warding magic in Winterfell for the next long night despite putting magic on Storm's End and the Wall
>Winterfell has worse defenses than Castle Black, no uses of oil or multiple trenches
>Not putting wooden palisades with dragon glass on the ramparts so they kill themselves when they touch it, instead wights freely climb over
>Everybody stopped firing arrows when the first trench is lit and just sat around staring
>Setting up trebuchets on the OUTSIDE
>Suiciding dothraki instead of having them wait behind and have them do a flanking charge during the retreat
>Danny lands dragon for no reason and stays grounded to get swarmed
>Arya dunks on NK with 20 ft LeBron James jump

Literally the worst episode in the series.

>Literally the worst episode in the series.
That honor goes to the one where the Sand Sluts teleport halfway across the world to kill their own Prince with absolutely zero consequences.

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Matthew McGrory, playing "Giant". The carnival was a freak show in the series. Dude was 7'6 in reality.

at least the sneks had nice tits

bad pusi xD

>Literally the worst episode in the series.
What about that time Yara sailed all the way the continent in a day to save Theon then gave up and sailed all the way back when she saw Radley Button shirtless with akimbo daggers?

Why are you posting on Yea Forums David?

This is how you know there are actual Reddit fags in this general