Alita: Battle Angel
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Hello new bread! Be blessed by cheeky Alita!
>'Say Alita, you ever wonder why it's mostly cyborgs who commit all the crimes in the inner city? I mean, did you know that despite making up just 13% of the population, cyborgs commit around half of all jackings."
Fuck, how did Rodriguez Raimi get away with this?
Ah, such blessed cheeks and lips.
god what a cutie
I'm drunk and just finished watching GoT. Gonna repost some pics of the Alita experience
How many transports of the Jupiter federation do we rob this week?
And Alita, we cannot board every Venus transport with children.
i am very very upset that robert and james didnt contact NECA to make alita figures... NECA would have done an amazing job
robert already worked with them over sin city... neca worked with cameron over ALIENS and TERMINATOR.....
what the fuck?
*poke*
It's funny how like all these big franchises are ending all this year, Star Wars, Marvel, and GoT. Meanwhile, anime movies are ramping up in the next decade. We got kaiju, anime, and Alita coming to fill in the next decade of films.
>Firearms are prohibited. So that there is no threat to Zalem.
Well, again, the marketing department didn't do the best in America, only doing the bare essentials. Maybe in 5 years when the sequel is out and Alita is well renowned as a cult hit, they'll do stuff like this. Lots of smaller, niche but popular movies get picked up by NECA.
Was that lemon drink any good? Fuck, I wish I could've gone to get one.
Off topic but should I buy this knife? The gold and Damascus keep reminding me of Alita.
Sounds like wishful thinking. Capeshit is far from over, you might see a franchise end or two but that won't stop studios from mass producing easily digestible crap. Movies like Alita are and will remain a rare oddity.
You have to keep in mind that lemon IPAs taste more like lemon peels than lemon juice. It was al okay drink. Nothing out of the ordinary. Badlands is the best out of the three IMO.
This is a good OP
The Star Wars Mandalorian series might end up a bigger deal than the theatrical movies. Clone Wars is coming back. Also there's a big Wheel of Time series coming from Amazon. Those things might be the next big thing after GoT, at least they hope so.
For theatrical movies, I think we'll see a move away from tightly connected universes like the MCU, to movies that can be enjoyed in a more stand-alone fashion. Maybe trilogies.
Depends- do you normally like knives? It's not quite my thing
This is hilariously specific. Of course, Alita is twice-marked and reborn. Hmmm.....
Last month we boarded the transport of Venus. He was carrying children bought on Earth, for special gourmets who do not like cloned human flesh.
Usually, we just throw Venusians overboard, but after this girl there was nothing to throw away.
If that capeshit is more like Aquaman, Wonder Woman and Into the Spiderverse, I'm fine with it. Those movies were actually enjoyable, and had some soul. The next phase of the MCU looking like it's going to take up the bad part of current comic books, and that is never-ending sprawling stories which never go anywhere interesting, coupled with retconning, rebooting and political pandering. (I hate pandering even more when it agrees with my own ideas, actually.)
so it was marketings fault?
i cant believe valerian and shit like prometheus got neca figures but not our alita
My knife collection is not huge by any means, but I do love things that are crafted to perfection like that knife. To me it's a form of art.
>Venus
I don't know if Venus or Mars will be the most horrific movie scene. Actually that's a lie, it would be Venus.
It's a folding knife so basically worthless. Get one with a fixed blade.
Then go for your life friend
is everyone a dog lover in here
>you better be...
i was in a knife shop at knots the other day, and these people were talking about the different kinds of blades and when i heard damascus i learned that it was a real thing and not a made up name for the movie
Star Wars and the MCU aren't ending this year, it's the end of the Skywalker Saga for Star Wars and the end of the Infinity Saga for the MCU, but it's not the ultimate end of Star Wars and the MCU. It's just the end of an era for both Star Wars and the MCU. I don't know anything about GOT though, because I haven't seen it and I never will. I'm looking forward to possible Alita sequels in the next decade though, especially since I enjoyed watching the Alita OAV when I was a kid.
There is no fucking way you people are still making these threads.
Alita kyoot
Seriously, how the fuck did Zelda know about dragons?
of course
They don't call dogs "man's best friend" for no reason.
The blade also measure about 1.5 inches. It's not a practical knife by any means. It's a beautiful artisan piece. Also saying folding knives are worthless is not an argument. They have many uses and are much easier to conceal.
wtf no torrent yet? the movie left theaters like a month ago.
I love dogs.
I guess Martians read The Hobbit.
cats 4 lyfe
I have a golden retriever, so yes, I am a dog lover.
Why would you want to conceal it? I'll keep a fucking khukuri on my belt if I please.
No torrent for probably another 3 to 4 weeks.
Mars is a terrible place, but the inhabitants of Venus turned themselves into lovecraftian horror.
based cute blurred puppo
From the same place where we know about Zeus, the Argonauts, harpies and other Cerberus.
>not one single cat in iron city....
i guess cats belong to nova up above
And yet here we are, stalwart as ever
Of course they do. Cats belong is Zalem, not down in the dirt of iron city.
fucking gif made me laugh out loud lol
i love this movie
What about the cat that startles the woman who gets killed by Nyssiana?
Ok so once we get the torrent are we going to spread the /Alita/ approved edition or is that bad policy?
Um...
DAGS
>cats automatically Alita's enemies
>/ALITA/ approved edition
You mean the dub of the whole movie?
fuck
shit
I've seen the movie fifteen times how did I forget that
I think Alita would be more of a dog person to be honest.
>Record lines cause Peaches told me he wanted to try Ido
>Never does it
The dragon refers to the devil in the bible.
Ha, you're talking to me. I see everything I don't have a mic on my right now and my phone is still missing, so I can't record any voice stuff. I'll do lines later.
But Alita is a cat herself.
PEACHES COME ON WITH THAT
If I record more lines will you put em in webms?
Alita's poof and floof(formerly Chuck's)
Of course, just send anything my way and I can edit it. Dubs is one of the easiest things I can do.
Humor me with the oranges scene? I'm...Probably gonna lose my voice soon, but I'd like to see what of my diction works and what doesn't if you don't mind.
clyp.it
>alita sex doll only 2000 dollars
when are you getting yours?
Be back in 20.
Post yfw during this scene in the sequel.
meow
Different practices for different purposes. Not everyone is a larper 24/7.
Oh they'll more than definitely include this scene.
CUTE
Never. I do not like dolls.
Good Morning Alitans
Thread OST: youtu.be
Nice dbz weebshit ya got there son.
Stolen from Twitter
Audible kek.
Ahahaha I love it
So...why is Disney using Bohemian Rhapsody to promote 20th Century instead of Alita? Alita came after that movie, and out of the two the average person will probably recognize the latter more.
Rami Malek's Oscar probably helps
I'd buy something like this much rather than Funko Pops
This image is depressing to look at.
>this scene in the fourth film.
WHAT IS THIS???
Or this
Facebook guy in Hong Kong who makes unlicensed resin figures.
That's cool
This thread is a purity citadel.
thank you
Why is this cyborg crying?
Here you go. Orange scene dub.
This is beautiful honestly
>holy shit the movie dub is actually happening
Some Euro-fag could dub Ido in a heavy German accent. Also since people complained that Gerhad had too few lines, we could add "uhm", and "huh?" and "hehe"-sounds to every reaction she has.
Send in more audio, I'll edit it.
oh my god I love this forever
I need to rerecord though the isolation (or lackthereof) is killing me
Let me serve you!
We'll get it done.
this is so beautiful
Alright anons, I need to go to sleep, been up for like 36 hours. Have fun you guys. Since I have more free time, I'll get more done tomorrow. Send me dub shit.
beat me to it, I'm heading to bed as well.
Sweet dreams, user. I'll try to get some recording done but I honestly doubt I'll be able to
ill bump the thread with art work, god bless sweeties
get some sleep
here's a shitty recording of 3 characters, idk which if any suits my voice better
vocaroo.com
Tronderfag here, if IMAX-user needs to talk
Fuck it, real quick.
Who is your daddy?
>Chiren in the sequel.
James, you are a genius.
>in the end, lost transparency.
alita was shit. Had it been against any other movie it'd be rightfully branded as the Mary Sue fest cashgrab on an already mediocre series. Spoilers; the robocop-tier droids she's supposed to be fearful of, she kills about 8 at once without getting hit; and the big bad dies in one hit from abject grrrrrl power. You've likely already seen the webms, I don't need to say the rest.
Forced romance, unrelatable characters, illogical world, poor villain, poor acting overall. The only saving grace is the mediocre animation, which is only serviceable when you put it in the context that it isn't used to appropriately pepper scenes where relevant akin to Mad Max (another grrrlfest, albeit with good action that time) but instead is the basis of the entire fucking screentime.
Godspeed you vigilant bastards
>she kills about 8 at once without getting hit
It shows character progression, from being btfo'd earlier in the movie.
>the big bad dies
The big bad is very much still alive. Just watch the movie once, plox
But still, watch the movie.
>robocop-tier droids
You answered it yourself.
ED-209 is easily destroyed.
I watched the anime the other day and oddly enough it’s not as good as the movie
>Mad Max (another grrrlfest
Before us is a vivid example of a failed abortion.
Your mom should have used sharp needles.
I think this, bar none, is my favorite scene in the film now. Really, any scene with the two of them, there's so much raw development going on, the church scene, the one inside, the tube scene, it's all so good.
Is this the same camrip without ads?
Link please?
Here you go. Test dub.
Oh wow I wasn't expecting a dub just an opinion on which character my voice better suited, but Thank you
Also everyone here should know better than to fall for the copy pasta
desuarchive.org
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Is this is the result of sleep deprivation?
The more and more you watch these two, the more you love them and appreciate how tragic, but beautiful their short lived relationship was. They both helped each other in ways they didn't expect.
K now I really need to go to bed I'm gonna die
They saved each other in their first and last encounter
Alita was kino. Had it been properly marketed it'd be rightfully heralded as the first authentic sci-fi masterpiece in years. Spoilers; the titular character somehow manages to endear and awe at the same time, growing from a child eating unpeeled oranges to a weapon of righteousness. You've likely already seen the film 20 times, I don't need to say the rest.
Heartbreaking romance, relatable characters, fleshed-out world, human protagonist, great acting overall. The cherry on the top is the wonderful animation, which is even more stunning when you put it in the context that the visuals are not used simply for world-building when relevant akin to Blade Runner 2049 (another kinopiece, albeit with a much slower pace) but also elevate the underlying human story.
>left to right
learn to manga, noob
Happens both times when Hugo dies. He saves her from a centurion, then Alita saves Hugo from a centurion. So much callbacks. It ends up being there are multiple callbacks in the same scene.
Here's the kinograph version I made.
Biopic that grossed nearly a billion and got several oscars? It's several times more popular than Alita. Plus Alita isn't Disney property... yet.
>La Battle Angel
What?
Bohemian is a biopic on a faggot, it pushes Disney's twisted agenda
YES
GOD YES
Bohemian Rhapsody got 4 oscars (from 5 nominations including best picture nomination) and made almost a billion dollars.
Dumping some new Alita .webm reactions.
I love you, thanks for growing my Alita folder
This one was previously a .webm, but now there's no text and it's slightly better quality.
"Yeah sure," reaction.
I urge to ban this film as a weapon of mass destruction.
In two months it will be too late!
Humanity is in danger!
In two months the blu-ray is out... you guys are fucked.
>In two months the blu-ray is out
This will be the end.
Nothing can resist this smile.
Do you remember what happened after the release of Bladeranner 2049 disc?
It will be like a fine summer rain before a ten-point storm.
Have you got the name of the rip?
Slightly better Hugo sleeping .webm
I saw Alita at the movies with my father, he's been a closet weeb since death note. He enjoyed it.
Better for reactions, Alita sliding up to Hugo.
That's awesome you both got to see it. Your dad a fan of the original Death Note I'm assuming?
I remember exactly, someone from the audience on this stage said “Run out of town, man”
Alita looking up at Hugo .webm
Alita pulling her heart out .webm
And just a simple "Hi" .webm
Can we get a source for this new camrip?
For the first time I noticed that getting it seems to hurt.
Yeah it's genuinely uncomfortable which just adds to the gesture imo
I actually think this is the best her eyes look in the entire film. They're heartachingly beautiful and not even in a lewd way just in an appreciation of her physical presence
I love her little wiggle she does here when they stop walking, like she's showing off her body when she says her texture sensors are much higher.
Was pretty cool watching with him, he enjoyed. Yeah, original death note anime,I showed him back when it was airing and he got hooked. The other day I came home and he was watching Bleach, lel. He watched Evangelion too coz I downloaded in his laptop for myself and forgot. He liked samurai chanploo a lot too. He's a 60 yo boomer
mega.nz
Audio not in english and not synced up
That glaring bright backlight was a genius choice to let us see the intricacies of the purple muscle fibres bravo Rob
Love how in to it she gets when he's feeling her.
Thanks!
cheers, it will do for posts on here
>that purple tank top highlighting her breasts
she knew exactly what she was doing
>Does this cyborg love a human?
Then Hugo takes the logical next step, or at least knows how to read a girl that wants you.
Unironically, I noticed that, and her next outfit the red zipper one, the zipper is a little low, and showing off some of her robot chest, almost like she's showing cleavage.
Oslofag here, can you confirm or deny the claimed 40K? If we have that it should be easy to convince them.
She has very beautiful hands.
Confirmed if it's a public screening on a weekend so we can get some dudes in from the North. Do you have a throw-away email or something?
This line, "Does it bother you that I'm not completely human?" again has multiple layers to it, for one, because she knows she can't satisfy him completely, then also that kiss moment, she realizes the relationship they can have, but remembers what his friend Tanji said about her and cyborgs, and wonders if Hugo feels the same as him. And then Hugo's response, already dissected, has a ton of meaning behind it.
Cute hair tuck .webm
It's actually a beautifully paced scene, the first kiss is Alita wondering about Hugo and what they could have together, and once he reaffirms his feelings, she embraces it all the more.
And it's 40k NOK, just to be clear, IMAX-user. Not pesos or USD.
What was Alita doing to find out about the whole higher sensitivity and texture sensors thing?
Do you guys have a specific time frame you were going to look to book the screening for?
Probably touching a lot of things
May 18-19 or May 25-26 might be good days, I think. Early afternoon might be a good idea if Swedfags want to come join and not get home too late.
K Now I really want to go to bed I've been up for 40 hours. Making .webms and Alita shit is much fun. Night anons.
Goodnight user, i'm gonna go sleep now as well
Sleep well fren
Looks like the thread might die just from people going to meetups or Alitaposting too hard and then having to sleep for 12 hours straight.
Fuck now you're making me want to stay up more.
And do you know if it be in english or Norwegian? As a flights from the UK is only £59 with return...
magistingen @ gmail . com
The biggest challenge would be to convince them to drop a screening of Endgame, since they're still selling like crazy. I'll see what I can do.
English with Nor subs. We're not like the degenerates further south that dub everything.
English with Norwegian subtitles. We rarely have dubbed movies here, except for childrens' movies - and even for those they will show both the dubbed and original language version.
We got this. Get some sleep.
First Alita tested out her running abilities, hence her line, "And faster too," and then she wanted to try out her touch sensitive abilities... with Hugo.
Alright, just keep posting. Have fun with the camrip if any of you decide to use it for OC's. It's the cleanest video rip available right now.
How far do you think Ido went with the doll body's nerve endings?
*ahem*
I've got to renew my passport... but If it gets done in time and the dates are okay I'll drop something on here and let you guys know If I can make it.
Anyone take a trip on the Alita airlines?
youtube.com
>Christoph Waltz: "Damn is that hot."
Jesus christ that is adorable
>"yeah, I showed Jamie-I shower Jamie that video of you in"
>adjust headphones
>"of you in motorball? Is that what it's called?"
>Jamie, pull up that video"
>I have a budy who"
>moves like closer"
>"he works in Iron city, and my budy says that you are moving how fast? 300 miles per hour?"
>"fucking christ man"
>looks over at screen
>eyes glaze over as his mind is blown
>"what do you call that, Panzer Kunst?"
>"Ido, I told you to knock first!"
>You wanna test my sensors?
>Hey kid, you're doing it wrong
Really makes you think....
You have mail. Gonna stop namefagging now.
>damascus
>$80
Its garbage, steer clear.
Oh great, let' get some sex advice from the thot herself.
Yeah, better make sure that it's not just an etched-on Damascus-looking pattern. Othewise, what is the point? A genuine Damascus blade is not really any better as a blade than any decent quality steel knife you can get at Walmart, so if you want to pay extra for a Damascus pattern you might as well get a real one.
>DELET
These are always hilarious user
You literally can't argue with this.
Shit movie, amazing manga.
>Excuse me?
I mean I guess you can't since it's not actually an argument
Oh you're still here? Neat.
>Is that right?
I wouldn't want you to forget user.
You got it backwards weeb. The manga sucks. The movie is much better. James really pushed the story to a higher level.
Knowing the "shocker"
Like a true W H O R E
Are you referring to Doll Purist? Because I don't think that's him.
Hello fellow porn user
>Well...
Morning repost for all you sleepyheads.
I haven't done anything cute and wholesome in a while, so if you've any ideas to that effect I'm all ears.
What does this represent
So close to blessed quads. I've always wanted to give Alita making something for you a shot but I never got around to it. You take it friend. I'm thinking like a little clockwork cute thing or something.
You are a blessing fren
Weak bait or shit taste, pick what ails you.
>it's this guy!
>no, it's that other guy!
The identity conspiracies you people come up with in an anonymous imageboard are always lovely.
It's all part of the fun user
>factual truths = bait
Only for a retard like you.
haven't seen the movie but isn't that guy the same thing as Once Upon a Time in Mexico with Mickey Rourke and his Chihuahua?
You're just an insignificant user. Your identity matters less than another piece of junk being dumped on top of the scrapyard.
Nice collage user
the closest sex doll to alita that i found,
i will save up and buy it
Thanks :3
Now that has adorable written all over it. I can see her spending entirely too much time on something small and silly just to make you smile. After breakfast I'll get started.
....
Also that dog is so fucking cute wtf....
nope
I touched a little on the idea in Not Funny but I'd be super happy if you fleshed it out. Glad my ideas are worthwhile.
literally my brain when I was trying to read last order
Never read the manga or watched the anime, but why does everyone seem to hate LO? Whats so bad about it ?
Good job user. Saved.
It goes full DBZ halfway through. I enjoy it but I see why some would hate it.
Good morning /ALITA/. Let's try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens.
I signed up for battle angle because I liked cyberpunk, robocop, mad max, blade runner ect
LO starts out alright but then it take a hard turn into space kung-fu, literal vampires and tenkaichi budokai bullshit and stays there for far longer than you'd want. also Alita becomes a cat.
>but remembers what his friend Tanji said about her and cyborgs
What's this?
>also Alita becomes a cat.
how does this happen
>It's a beautiful artisan piece
It's held together with hex screws, 100% mass produced. Wait a bit and look around for something better. Look up smiths or knifemakers instead of searching for "artisan knives" you'll be happier with the result even though fancy knives belong in a kitchen if you want my opinion.
kek
Huh, does sound a bit out of place. Ill get round to reading them one day...
does anyone have the Alita puke react?
>all these keyboards
Alita's very confused today
Apparently this is “Danger” in Chinese.
newfren here from yesterday, jelly AF. They even did rebranding, so cool *alita pointing at motorball screen*
Any Alitan's got a Kino home theater set up, to watch /outgirl/ on?
>stronk female
>nostalgia bait
>stronk female
>stronk female
>faggot biopic
>miscegenation allegory
so this is the power of didney...
Are there more pictures of /ourgirl/ blushing cutely like this?
Well...
Sure, but we’re about to hit the image limit. How about some ideas for how to support the movie IRL? Do people still write fan mail?
I guess that counts...
yeee. should make a gif out of her whole reaction, really stuck with me and would be a good reaction gif.
god i hate these stupid ass manga adaptations.
>I like A more than B
>factual truth
Retard.
>goes on a tangent about who I am
>"I don't even care who you are!"
Sure thing user.
it's not the same though, it's some future tech bs they just called it that for antiquity
Here's a classic OC from our resident webm maestro Peaches.
watch the movie tho
this, it's good
yeah literally just loop the last second tho. don't need any randy savage stuff
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE
here's your (You) sweaty, don't spend it all in one place
Ok I'll fucking bite, why has this movie of all generated a never-ending general? I've not watched it yet but it didn't seem that interesting. Someone give me a serious reply
Cool character, good action, interesting cyberpunk setting, what more could you want out of movie?
Image Limit let the comfy blanket posts begin.
Qt cyborg waifu, rare setting type (cyberpunk), female protagonist who is likable for a change and not a total cunt, excellent visuals, detailed lore, good casting and actors.
But in response to your question the first part is the most important
I wonder if they canceled merchandizing ideas after the marketers told them that the movie would have a soft market, or maybe they looked at how more popular franchises like Star Wars keep churning out products which become peg-warmers.
Tourists and two or three serial trolls come into the generals to complain about them which triggers a defensive response from the regulars and keeps the thread floating.
It's also a compact yet soulful action movie with a cute protagonist based on an excellent manga series. There's alot to love here.
CGI is top notch, you really do forget she is all CG after a few mins.
Also its not capeshit, and there is NO political agenda being shoved down your throat the entire movie...
>NO political agenda
This is true, but there's plenty of political themes like the difference between the rich and the poor, oppression, justice, and so on. The point is that these themes are eternally relevant, and not something which is only relevant to 2016 (which is where Hollywood seems to be stuck).
>didn't seem that interesting
That's what I thought, too. Saw the movie on it's third weekend after these threads convinced me to give it a shot.
Two months later I'm still riding this crazy train with no end in sight.
Yea still there but subtle, and its definitely light years better than some of the crap hollywood is making atm.....
i want to give alita a revenge boop
I read the mangas recently and in the follow up story (where alita wakes up in zalem) there is a civil war going on since people learned that their brains are replaced by a computer chip once they turn 19 I think. Now, they are not supposed to know that so the system overlooking zalem went haywire and started killing all people. But then you have ido and his wive who are from zalem and apparently still have their brain (in the movies at least we see vector presenting the brain of Ido's wive to alita, supposedly its hers). Which means that's something big the filmmakers missed in that movie desu.
this, when I first saw the trailer for the movie I did the biggest eye roll known to man and thought the movie looked shite, yet here I am...
That was like last year some time when the advertised wit the bug eyes
That comes from the anime OVA, which missed it too. There are ways to get past this, like using a brain-looking interface. And remember that it was Nova who did the operation on Chiren, probably in Vector's or Grewishka's body - so Vector does not need to know. Nova could have put some other brain in there too, and Vector wouldn't even be lying.
I was going to post some webms of the action scenes, but we hit image limit so I guess I have to actually type something.
It's a movie that takes itself seriously and presents it's material with complete sincerity which depending on your level of jadedness can be pretty refreshing in this age when everything is either a tongue-in-cheek collection of quips, fourth wall breaks, lampshading, and/or subversions of your expectations. It feels like a movie from 30 years ago, you get both that James Cameron script and focus on the Sci-fi elements and that Robert Rodriguez directorial style. It's a good blend and a fun watch. Feels a bit like Titanic if instead of a boat with a high and low class divide you get two cities one slum on the ground and one floating in the sky and Rose was secretly a cybernetic killing machine from up above.
I got a bit of a Hunger Games feel to the Motorball competitoin too, but while I found the Hunger Games world muddled and fantastical, Alita's world seemed more real. And Motorball is more reminiscent of a classic gladiator fight than a reality TV show.
NEW
I never watched Hunger Games so I don't know how accurate that is but Motorball in this movie is pretty much just a direct take off the movie Rollerball from I think '75 or '76.
Was it explained how nova survives in zalem then? He is aware of the scheme the system deploys and he had a chip instead of a brain too which means since (in the movies) he is in zalem the system should be able to attack him. I hope they resolve this in future movies.