Okay, so who actually died this episode? Everything was so fucking dark, and a lot of shit seems to be left ambiguous...

>Everything was so fucking dark
stop watching shitty illegal streams then, you fucks

it was fine on TV

>using catapults while your horseman charge
Who wrote this shit?

that's one thing, but not giving a queen anything for personal protection is just dumb

The same guy that decided the catapults should be in from on the infantry.

My monitor is on full brightness and I can't see shit in that image

Theon
Jorah
Edd
Beric
Melisandre
Night King
The show's dignity

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I literally saw it on HBO, but the shots were a little too messy, And the fact that it all took place at night didn`t help.

Wait. Wheres the girl that was with Bran last season?

Dead list

>Theon
>Jorah
>Lyanna Mormont
>Beric
>Red Lady
>The Night King

Is all that's confirmed

DUDE. DARK FILTERS

idk nigga who cares lmao
just b urself

She went home when he got back to winterfell.

Rowing to king's landing.

jorah, the eunuch and bear loli houses died without an heir

i actually liked this episode if not for the ending

I am glad we can move on from le zombies conflict

>The shows dignity
What is dead may never die

Contrast: 500%

Kek. Youre a good guy user.

>DUDE. DARK FILTERS
they literally shot it at night to be accurate, not fun to do and more expensive

watchersonthewall.com/exciting-night-shoots-ongoing-winterfell-game-thrones-season-8/

youtu.be/DnWSjkQPmz8

daytime shooting with a blue filter is lame as fuck, you retard

This. That is the only upside

Did Melisandre just fucking kill herself, was she even hurt?

Only one Stark died this weekend.

Who?

Don't care how they did it. I can't see what was happening clearly so it obviously wasn't a good choice

The amount of times Sam came within inches of death and was saved at teh last moment has everyone at my house pissed. D&D are so fucking soft. This is GOT - people who fuck up die and Sam has absolutely no business fighting out there.

>tfw no frogfu

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Who the fuck is Edd? Huh???

>fire is a weakness to wights
>no fire anywhere except for the last resort fire moat
At least light some torches or a couple of braziers. It helps because of strategy and it adds some much needed lighting for the characters and for the audience.

she was 200+ years old, kept alive with magic, she used all her strength to light the dothraki swords, the trench etc.

they literally showed her take her magic amulet off right before she died

>next time on Game of Thrones
>"Jon, you killed my dragon and my bodyguard. You abandoned us. You abandoned me. To die~"
>"I had to. I had to save my brah-"
>"But YOU didn't! You don't love me! You love the North!"
>"Nah."

>everyone at my house pissed. D&D are so fucking soft. This is GOT - people who fuck up die and Sam has absolutely no business fighting out there.
You should gave stopped caring after season 4 dumb fuck.

Beric is my favorite character in the show.

>no fire anywhere
Did you even watch the show? Or are you just here to troll?

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Tony.

>daytime shooting with a blue filter is lame as fuck
yea you're right but not being able to see anything at all is also lame as fuck.

haven't watched it but i'm assuming they have no balls to kill anyone that matters, my predictions
>theon death
>hound death
>beric death
>jorah death
>maybe brienne

Jon hanger on turned Night Watch commander.

i wonder if bear loli defeating a giant with her bare hands will be in the book

Theon, Beric and Jorah died. The Hound is going to stick around to fight the Mountain and be saved by Arya. Brienne will live to have Jamie die in her arms or some bullshit.

All the dothraki in the world

They`re gonna have to kill a shitload of characters to make up for the bullshit that was the death count of this last episode. But I still doubt D&D are gonna have the ball to do it.
A Song of Ice and Fire is no more, all we have left is HBO`s Game of Thrones.

>Agile, fearless army that outnumbers you many times over, and to make matters worse can resurrect anybody they killed in the process making it even more staggering
>LOL LETS JUST SEND OUR ONLY CAVALRY OUT IN THE OPEN FIELD AGAINST THIS MASSIVE, FEARLESS, IMPERVIOUS ARMY

I don't even nitpick that much but holy fuck this pissed me off. And why is the night king impervious to flame?

>sam is still a big retarded useless pussy one note character
>dark as fuck
>retarded "strategy" on the defense
>useless fire magic
>extras dropped like flies but main characters standing atop a mountain of dead doomguy style, being absolutely mobbed but somehow not hurt in any grievous way
>the ending i won't even get into
>drogon and dany just sitting there getting swarmed
>the dothraki autism charge
>bran doing nothing
>the waste of time scene to artificially build tension of >the cryptfugees getting slaughtered by 1000 year old piles of dust and bones
>WWZ zombie tidal waves
>characters that DID die got the least amount of screentime and had most of their shit unresolved or were nobodies, primarily appeared from nowhere to clearly just up and die

i could write a fucking dissertation on everything wrong with this episode, the progression and quality decline in the show, its inverse correlation to quality and popularity, and the primary demographic of the viewers, holy fuck, what a nightmare

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so what the fuck did bran do while theon was defending him?

If she had lived she could have either been Bran's fellow wheelchair Waifu or Tormun's fellow Giant slayer Loli

>why is the night king impervious to flame
they've shown him walking through flames for 2 season now

I'm just going to go to sleep now. GoT sucks, Star Wars sucks, MCU sucks. I get no joy from this. I just don't understand. Goodnight

>How do you say "Leeroy Jenkins" in Dothraki?

That`s the problem, her taking the amulet off made it seem like it was her decision to perish, they should have had the amulet rusting or something, to signify her powers vanising.

>skeletons, enveloped in dirt, punching through stone

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He already saw how it was all going to play out. He told Theon goodbye and sent crows to spy on Kings Landing, the literally showed it.

*vanishing

Not sure, but D&D said that it had to be valyrian steel stabbed right in the spot where the children of the forest put the dragonglass. Not sure if this is from gurm himself or their own made up shit.

You're forgetting Theon, but still - no one important died at all. This was hyped up as the greatest threat in the GoT universe for 10 years and even the MINOR characters had plot armor.

He warged into birds to watch the battle fully. Then he splitted his mind into two parts, one remaining to talk normally with Theon and look at the NK. The other mind part warged into Arya, boosting her speed 10000%, made her run past all the WW without geeting noticed

>made it seem like it was her decision to perish
it was like someone deciding to take themselves off life support, her job was over, the night king is dead

I couldn't see shit. Such shoddy direction. In Helm's Deep I could see it all clearly. Faggot direction, how the hell did Sapochnik pozz it up so hard? Boring as shit

He was looking at big tiddie goth girls through the eyes of a mouse.

God tier

It was intentional so they could hide the shitty production value.
They didn't want to spend 80 billion dollars like lotr did.

>made her run past all the WW without geeting noticed
It's not like she spent forever learning to be a ninja with king ninja (jaqen h'ghar) or anything...

Fucking lol
honestly I calibrated my monitor perfectly and everything werks but I got such an eye ache from trying to see anything here

Did one of the dragons die offscreen? the one Jon was riding?

Also how the fuck did Arya fight a dozen walkers by her own with a bigass poleaxe or spear or whatever it was? I thought she was an assassin trained to wield a small sword???

It's even worse. only theon, beric and jorah.
so much for "The Great War" lmao

The amulet was just glamour to make her look young. Her magic/lord of light magic was keeping her alive.

stop watching shitty 360p illegal streams and have sex

>killed off a bunch of characters who were only still alive as fanservice
>btw night king's dead, that plot is over
It's telling how poorly D&D conceived GoT after they ran out of source material

Whoa, a lot of questions there goy. Just enjoy your nachos.

I couldn't see shit for alot of this episode, do I need my eyes tested or a new TV?

>she spent forever
You mean a whole 2 months, most of which she was blind of selling cuckholds?

Name 3 people should have also died this ep

Neither. Half the ep was pure darkness for most of us.

she fought the waif while she was blind in the streets of braavos with a staff

I saw the 1080p 4gb one, what now?

>brienne, jamie, and gendry all literally immobilized against a wall by a horde of hundreds of zombies with knives stabbing at anything that moves
>somehow survive literal h o u r s in that position
Why didn't they just give all their soldiers impervious armor? Everyone could have just chilled under piles of zombies like they're modern tanks and casually stabbed one every now and then until they won

Not those guys, but I streamed it through HBO NOW and it was dark as fuck.

Adjust the brightness on your TV or something. The episode was dark, especially during the beginning, but it was on purpose. But it was still watchable.

Implying any showtard will know this. We're going to get these questions until the end of time.

>fighting a girl vs fighting twelve undead monsters

Dany. Brianne. Sansa.

waif was a terminator

Are you a raging incel that hate women or just a homo that just want to see guys?

Fucking Davos. As muc as i like him, he has no fucking bussiness being on the show after Stannis died.

>most of us
i.e. those watching shitty free streams, it was fine for those watching on a TV with cable or the HBO app etc.

>let me just lift you up to my face for no reason
>ahhhhhh, despite you being 10 and all of you major organs being liquid you still had the strength to stab me in the eye! How could I have let this happen?!

Interested in drama. Dany and Sansa would be shocking deaths, which is what GoT used to be.

I had zero issues with it, I'm thinking all the complainers are poorfags that stole it.

>Theon had to die
>Jorah should have died mundanely during the Dothraki charge, and none of the Dothraki should have returned
>Bran should have warged into his birds before the Night King killed him and Arya would have been too late and disappeared forever in shame and guilt

This. It just sort of crashed and threw him off, then it was forgotten.

These are just the characters that would have died if they didn't have plot armor thicker than Podrick's dick:
>Jon
>Sam
>Grey Worm
>Arya

Why did Melisandre kill herself by removing the amulet?

The amulet had nothing to do with it cock sucker

It's shown she clearly can't fight though, all she does is stab awkwardly at whoever Jorah was engaged with.
She felt betrayed after the whole 3ER thing where her brother died so she left Winterfell after escorting Bran there safely. Legit get the feeling half of /got/ was on their phone for majority of the series.
Because it's convenient for the writers, there's 100% not going to be any explanation given.
Think so, we see it crash into the ground with Jon so I'm guessing that implies it died? That dragon fight was such a clusterfuck I couldn't tell who was winning, all the dragons just blended together.

why did this episode feel like a low budget netflix zombie movie?

No I have HBO. It's a common complaint guy that has his brightness turned to 100.

Watched it on LED TV with cable. Couldn't see shit. Legit looked like a pirate copy with artefacts everywhere.

to fucking what? Le ebin evul woman and a fucking clown that is Euron?

Oh yeah and I forgot about Brianne and Jaime. They were in the thick of it so often and Jaime is missing a fucking hand

If they paid any attention they would know, they do after all show it clearly in the show. In the Stannis arc there's an ending scene where she takes her amulet off in her chambers and she turns into an old hag.

she's the youngest of like 6 in the book so she wouldn't even be ruling

i think the ep 4 preview showed 2 dragons, no?

i guess when a series goes too long the quality of it also goes down

>sandor and gendry survived being in the front line for an hour despite not wearing any armor at all.

everyone died 1000000 times

Dogshit direction. What were they thinking?

I'm a filthy pirate so I don't get previews. Oh well, will find out next week. Maybe.

Yeah add them too. There were just so fucking many I couldn't remember them all

Agreed. One of the few positive things about this episode.

they're on youtube already

Well played user. You win this round.

Reek
Jorah
Beric
Melisandre
That annoying little girl

I think that's it

>Jorah Mormont
>Lyanna Mormont
>Edd Tollett
>Beric Dondarrion
>Theon Greyjoy
>Melisandre

They're more entertaining than evil ice wizard and pals that have to be fought at night for thematic purposes so their battles look like shit

Turn the lights off in your room? My friends and I were watching on a crappy little tv hooked up to an apple computer via hdmi cable, and we could see what was going on. THings were dark but not to the extent you guys dealt with. Just close the door and turn off the lights.

She learned to staff fight a super assassin while blind. She got a Bloodborne-esque trick weapon forged by the GOAT blacksmith in Westeros. Arya John Wicking zombies bothers me a whole lot less than her Sekiro deathblowing the Night King like an NPC.

Did Ghost died?

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The ruby throbs when she talks about how R'hllor nourishes her. Indicating that it's the actual source of her power. She probably doesn't even realize that her ruby is taking power from those she burns. Or maybe it does, because if I remember correctly, it's said to throb when she burns fake mance.(Or was it the weirwood burning? I forget)

They didn't have the budget to CGI ghost after that scene.

...

Why's that woman wielding a sword? It's laughable.

Did NK stab Theon through his iron armor with a fucking wooden stick? Or did he use the end that has dragonglass on it, which is almost as stupid but not quite?

no

As if that's the only issue

>catapults are the first line with nothing in front of them
>in a scenario of huge resource scarcity, catapults that will throw a rock or two aren't instead broken down for arrows or gate reinforcement
>useless spearhead cavalry charge into an outnumbering enemy without anyone following behind the spearhead instead of using it for flanks
>zero archers on the frontline, 5 or so on the walls
>unsullied formation is infantry squares when the enemy is just infantry
>NK doesn't just sit right behind his army rising the dead constantly
>NK dragon doesn't just rush and oneshot all the unsullied and then pull back

etc

Bro turn your brain off

he superhero level strong, like cap america level

This, but unironically. Stop expecting anything more from a show that hasn't been good for 3 consecutive seasons. Just enjoy the spectacle.

>Night King to Bran: "No man can defeat me"
>*Arya attacks* "I am no MAN"
>Night King: "oof, right in the icicles"
>*Wilhelm scream heard in background*
>instantly dissolves the 1,000,000 strong Night King army and saves the world
>everybody claps and praises her for singlehandedly saving the universe
>darkness filter that made episode impossible to follow removed so you can see everyone hoisting Arya on their shoulders
>"This is a victory for peoplekind"
Not a fan of this ending. Should've been at least a battle to weaken the NK first. He just died like a bitch.

Yeah, I'm sure GRRM is gonna include a little girl participating in a battle and slaying a giant.

>Brienne of Tart getting gang raped by the undead
What's up with this woman being a rape magnet?

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shoulda been a bare loli with bear hands am i rite xd

Being strong wouldn't account for how wood pierces iron.

The NK literally not giving a fuck makes sense because it's not like he has anything to fear so why would he care what his walkers do he can just make more whenever with the dead that will inevitably happen

how did you know?

It doesn't matter how strong someone is, you can't pierce iron with wood. It would be like piercing stone with paper, it just doesn't happen

Getting railed by Howland Reed

>cocking a sword
Fucking hell dabid. This is worse than Cavill cocking his fists in MI

How is everbody who constantly stands in the first line still alive??
>Jorah survives the first cavalry charge into death only to die litterally in the last second
>Greyworm stands in the first line that is always exposed to wave after wave of undead - doesn't die

Why did the Nightking go to Bran and put himself in danger? Couldn't he have sent one of his generals?

I'm glad goodest boi Ghost is still alive.

e.g. tornados put plastic drinking straws though metal, hay through concrete etc.

a strong person could penetrate thin metal plate with a wood spear, much less one with a dragon glass spearhead

they were using dragon glass as freaking axes

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I wonder what's going to happen now with Bran now that NK is dead, wasn't he supposed to die and become the new NK eventfully or something? Wash't the deal with the same necklaces?

No. I don't even think this entire battle will happen in the books.

I don't mind certain warriors having plot armor like that because you can argue they are 'just that good' and also a bit lucky. I do mind the dwarf roastie teleporting behind the night king.

But user he knew that Bran could see everything so when he slowly walked up to Bran he knew that Bran knew the NK was about to die. He planned to commit suicide all along because he was future Bran.

Bran will turn evil and become the next Night King in the battle with Cersei.

Because it's inevitable.
*SNAPS*

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Have Sex is the lamest meme to come from this sight, but nobody who watched this on a legit source had a problem.

They showed 2 dragons flying in next week's preview, so Rhaegal was merely resting.

What? There was a fan theory where Bran "greensights and wargs" into the past to convince the children of the forest to not create the white walkers which resulted in him becoming the night king at that time (remember the scene where they stabbed the dude in the chest and his eyes turned blue?). But that storyline / idea is dead now I guess.

Why am I laughing at this scene?

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Bruh I pirate day the ep comes out and I get the previews/ending commentary from DnD

white bald no dick or the black no dick?

im mememan, bitch
*DANCES*

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U Memento bro?

Brienne, Pod, Jaime. At the very least. Fucking hugging swarms of wights for literally half the episode. What kind of retarded shit is this?

brienne's screams are really unsettling. every time i hear her i think she's dying but she makes it out somehow

because that's a 10/10 in bongland

>What's up with this woman being a rape magnet?
She's the last virgin in Westeros.

>Sam, because he can’t fight. Maybe make him die while protecting his family.
>Jon while he finishes off the NK
>Varys, because he is already a dead character
But the writing is so bad now I wouldn’t feel anything if Cersei died off screen of a heart condition

Bc this is when the episode becomes a comedy. You were lead to believe it was a drama before this moment.

Reminder to all you people complaining about it being too dark to calibrate your fucking monitor/tv.

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>I do mind the dwarf roastie teleporting behind the night king.
It really wouldn't have taken much to show her morphing from a wight to show how she got that close to begin with.

He is in the next ep promo
Also, I heard his growl right before Jorah was shown after dothraki mass suicide

Out of those that survived:
Grey Worm
Sam
Brianne

Whole episode is dark & confusing as fuck What happened to Rhaegal? Wasn't he the one who got swarmed by wights & eaten or something?

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Nah he's fine, after he crashed he just took a nappy and got all better. Retard.

Also laughing at how Sam rolling on the ground and repeatedly stabbing the same undead crotch, just so to pretend that he's actually "fighting".

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Rhaegal just crashed after battling Viserion. Drogon got swarmed by wights. Both are seen flying in the next ep preview, so they walked it off.

I forgot about the wolf. Did he live?

It was kind of dumb but the wights are all pretty fucking dumb in general.

I can not Fucking believe that's the end of the white walkers. W. T. F.

Can't die if you conveniently pop out of existence.

Her blood gave life to Lightbringer, she was Nissa Nissa

Are you me?

DEdd is ded baby. Dedd is dead.

How she managed to move her hand with broken spine?

>>let me just lift you up to my face for no reason
he was going to eat her

All we've seen them do is charge towards the thing they want dead and making it so. The exception being the lake and the ring of fire where they waited, probably on the command of NK. The giant was just happily swatting people around, he should have just squashed her with his club/foot/cock and moved on

I guess dragonhide is really thick. Viserion only died because he got stabbed in a fleshy part

Giant breaks through winterfell only to get a sharp object in the eye
Foreshadowed by Ramsey
Bravo

is my boy rhaegal okay looks like he got fucked up in that fight or maybe he fucked up the ice dragon honestly i couldn't tell what the fuck went on in that entire sequence, also drogon leaving yas queen to die

based

It's obvious they made it dark to make the CGI less expensive, anyone arguing otherwise is a dipshit.

Me and my wife absolutely burst out laughing at that shot. It looked so fucking funny.

Bullshit

what book LOL

Both the dragons are aight. Cersie's FUCKED lmao

Normies ruin everything.

Both dragons lived, it was really hard to tell which was which during the entire episode or what happened to any of them. Honestly I though the blue fire breathing one died until it showed up again inside Winterfell

So this Bronn crossbow killing Jaime/Tyrion plotline ... they won't do this next ep surely?

Nah. She's got the ballistas ready.

>Honestly I though the blue fire breathing one died
This. And then when it showed up again it had flames shooting out the side of its neck and was missing half its face, so clearly it had been fucked up.

Ok wait if both dragons are fine and cersei pretty much has no weapons to deal with them (at least what we know of, that giant catapult didn't do shit against drogon) then what are the last 3 episodes about?

The only thing I could tell that happened was Rhaegal bit Viserion's neck open.

A dragged out drama about Jon fucking his aunt and Dany coming into terms of loving getting fucked by his nephew. Then you add a bunch of other fanservice crap.

the night king is dead, but the bran plot might not necessarily be. also not sure we've seen the last of jaqen. not ruling out stannis either. i dont know just throwing shit out there

I think the best thing we can possibly hope for is that another NK shows up and takes over King's Landing. Cersei can't do anything about dragons really (I'm sure she'll get a super awesome secret weapon out of nowhere though), but it's not like the north has another army lying around

>The show's dignity
only correct answer

>It was all a dream
Somehow I would like it if it was all a dream.

came here to post this. her actress is really fucking good at making the most blood curdling sounds when she's in genuine distress

the opposite of incel is beta orbiter cuckold, which is what you are.

Don't forget they also have an omniscient warg. Even though they lost a lot of troops Cersei & Co. are fucked

They just didn't know what else to do with the character so let's just kill her.

Is anyone more useless with dragons than Dany?
>Oh let me land to help my nephew
>oh no my dragon is getting swarmed somehow I completely forgot about that
I mean both >wyverns are still there but fuck bud she is dumb

>so fucking dark
It was artistic.

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me on the left

Remember that you are watching a show where armor seems virtually useless against a crumbling and rusty zombie sword, anything's possible. This shit really reminds me of TWD where rotten teeth tear through flesh like a buzzsaw.

That's because they didn't develop the Night King at all and it was just a generic ancient evil awakens shit. It COULD have been good but it ended up just being a waste of time.

You know, the whole plot at the end of season 7 to get an undead was kinda redundant in hindsight. The only help they got out of it was jamie who didn't really do anything of worth during the fight.

F for Firedaddy

>The show's dignity
Died last year at King's Landing reunion.

>armor seems virtually useless against a crumbling and rusty zombie sword
Unless you're a main character, then you can literally get stabbed thousands of times and come out fine. See: Jamie, Brienne, Gendry, Sam, Greyworm, etc.

Yes, you can see him at next episodes preview.

>"user, what's wrong with your TV? We can't see anything"

Yeah, because the episode's shitty lighting was my fault. I had to turn off every light in the vicinity and I had to mess with my optimal TV settings. Fuck this.

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The only good part was Jon looking at the Night King and running to him. That should have been the final battle and not the shit we had.

100% they should have gone with that not just some hunchback ape flying through the air

Jorah died without getting any Danny puss?

DEUS EX MACHINA ENDING

>wights eat people now

>to light the dothraki, the trench etc.
>etc.
>E T C.
kek, you're a retard

Sending Davos to find alliance with Dorne

He came running at me, this dumb high-born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with a hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted "Wait! Wait!" They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don’t put that part in the songs.

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The show is shit in general but this episode was pretty rad. If you have to search for additional faults, to the already existing mountain of faults from all previous episodes, you're an autist.

ep. 6 is GRRM jacking off that fades to black
>Hey you, you're finally awake

Does someone have to be dead for Arya to wear their faces? Would have been way cooler if she was impersonating Bron the whole time and surprise kills the night king.

Pic was my mood
>The show's dignity
Oof all too true
Oofx2

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The only thing I regret is that there wasn't an epic swordfight between NK and Jon.

Where were the knights of the vale???

Hahahahahah

Its pretty lame that characters that have fulfilled their role
>Theon redeems himself and comes out a badass
>Edd saves one of his besties and dies. He really had no role left after NK dies
>Jorah cures himself last season and dies this season saving his Queen
>Berics whole role is to take part defeating NK and he does so
>Melisandre literally anheroes herself and rapidly ages then dies

I watched it on Hbogo and it was dark as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=2D__W3yJ3aU

Only saw 1 dragon at the end. Did the other die?
Also they had two large cavalry groups but only used Dothraki. What happened to Vale knights?

Who gets Bear Island now?

>Best scene
Best scene was when she got flung across the field
that was fucking hilarious

Lyanna is actually Tormund's daughter desu

>Sam
>Grey Worm
>Missandei
>Pod
>Jaime
>Brianne
>Tormund
>Davos
...all should've been killed.

If they really wanted to shock/surprise people, they should've killed either Dany, Arya, or Sansa as well.

He survived. He was on a massive pile of corpses toward the end

What even happened to Gendry? He had virtually no screentime once the battle started.

Yes, he stabbed through steel plate armor with a piece of broken wood
Third for wood won’t go through steel plate. He could have knocked Theon back or splintered the wood even more though

>It kind of looked like Sam's wife died, but I'm not 100% sure.
It looked that way, but no: her and the baby are standing behind Sansa and Tyrion after the Night King dies.

Why didn't they all just retreat to the Airy? Then all they'd need to worry about was the NK's dragon.

>Beric & Jorah
My two favourites after all the others died.
People give Jorah shit for everything but he's a skilled fighter, wise and /fa/ as fuck.
Goddamn I could not get over how fucking sick his armour was in the early seasons and now end season.

she's so fucking ugly

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>This is GOT
It's really not anymore now is it.

The house of Mormont / Bear island is ABSOLUTELY FUCKED now.

i'm ugly too so i won't judge

>Third for wood won’t go through steel plate
With enough force, anything will go through anything. Just look at individual pieces of hay impaling tree trunks after hurricanes and tornadoes.

>The show's dignity

Yup.

>white bald no dick or the black no dick?
neither, it was the torture victim no dick. fuck, how many dickless emasculated men are there in this show

This episode was The Last Jedi of GoT.

>>Sam
They wrote this fat, inept coward lying on the ground with wights all over him and still let him live.

GODS SEASON 1 WAS GOOD

Singe the Drogos are still alive.
Isnt one capable of tearing apart an entire "country". Theres only been 1 killed by the Dorne and it was completely by accident. After which every Dorne castle was turned to rubble

davos
hound
sam

Preview of next episode.

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Might as well kill Varys too. He's useless at this point.

kek

the sad part is its probably true

He could have lingered on the edge of the show with the smart actors, and today his the writers would be making him miserable, his fans would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl, WINE!

Why did Melisandre even kill herself?
Her death made no sense!
She said last season that she returned to the north only to die (she saw it in the flames or some shit). So I assumed she was going to do some epic cool shit before getting cut down. (Liting the trench)
But nope, she just removed her necklace and dies after they won the battle. The fuck was the purpose of that?!

>Varys, because he is already a dead character

Bullshit, he had 1 line in this episode as opposed to being in 2 shots in the last one!!!

Or they couldn't think of a way to show him fighting where he doesn't get swarmed and killed like Summer, so they just had him live. . . somehow.

The way they had her looking scared at the trench made me think that this was how she saw herself dying. But no. They blew it.

>He's useless at this point.
He was useless since the moment he joined Tyrion for a boat trip.

How are they going to spend 3 more extra long episodes solving the Cersi problem?
What is left to be done?
They're going to fight among themselves for control of the throne again?

So that fat fuck nobody (at least in the show) Lord Royce survives? Where in the fuck was he during the battle?

They did fucking well to clean up.

Umbers and Karstarks are fucked too, but D&D just don't care about that. They won't even mention it in the end.
Fat fuck doesn't want to write and his books aren't high quality, but he at least tries to plug all the holes.

Reddit won again. It's over.

They have nothing left.

>extra long episodes
What?!

next episode will be filler

stupid mourning the dead after the battle scenes, dany giving epic speeches and winning over the entire north to her side scenes and cersei amassing her army and looking evil scenes

mark my words

you know you can pierce through a potato with a plastic straw with enough force right

>beat magic army of the dead who have giants and a dragon
>oh, no. now we have to fight some mercenaries and they don't even have their elephants
The only way to make this at all interesting is to have Dany go crazy destroying King's Landing and Jon and Tyrion having to stop her.

>grey worm actually lived

>What?!
Did you not notice that tonight's episode was 80 minutes long? That's how long the remaining episodes are.

Aria is Just gonna kill cersei and the mountain, and she's the cool hero
only way this show can redeem itself is if they kill aria next episode

Only for special parts, this being one. Otherwise they last 50-55 mins.

Of course pleddit eats up this episode like cake, I swear those NPC's dont even know how bad it was they're just happy to have something in their meaningless life to fanboy about

With what army?

All the nameless soldiers got rekt

>Implying this wasn't a pyrrhic victory if anything

Almost every soldier died, both dragons are ?? Atleast severly wounded. Cersei can win ezpz

yeah there shouldve at least been an epic swordfight between theon and NK. Theon dies heroically therefore redeeming himself while arya somehow creeps up on him.

>Okay, so who actually died this episode?

Not enough. The fucking Show cowards are afraid of killing off characters ever since GRRM lost control of the storyline.

Think about how dumb it is that so little of the main characters died. Take a second and think about how fucking retarded it is that Jaime, Podrick, the Hound, jesus fucking EVERYONE LIVED. WHAT A JOKE LMAO

>>"This is a victory for peoplekind"
this is the future you chose

The dragons walk it off, the damn dog that charged the horde walked it off. The only thing they lost were the horse niggers, dany's orbiter and magic cunts.

>built up over 7 seasons as the greatest threat in history
>lmao beaten by a little girl xDDD

They have a teleporting shape-shifting goblin assassin they don't need an army.

Sam just running around crying while swinging around a knife and surviving was the stupidest shit I ever witnessed in a tv show.

>>extras dropped like flies but main characters standing atop a mountain of dead doomguy style, being absolutely mobbed but somehow not hurt in any grievous way

This is what triggered me. The rest of your points are nitpicky and my expectations for this dumb retarded show have dropped lower than I possibly thought they could have, but COME THE FUCK ON.

You fucking know GRRM would have killed off 10+ of these main characters by now. They all have plot armor on the show. They're all fucking invincible and can fight 100+ wights on their own.

coward writers ruined this show

idk lol who cares rofl
t.dabid

That already has happened

In the books, during the battle for Castle Black agaisnt the wildlings, Donal Noye kills a giant by stabbing his eye with a sword while being crushed to death by his fist.

they show just copied that but swapped characters

I have a cheap tv with shitty blacks, this episode was a chore.

It would have been the perfect death for her.

>gets cut down setting the trench on fire
>body falls into trench
>she burns due to the flames

It would have been how she wanted to die since burning purifies people to the Lord of light.

lmfao

All that needed was a throwaway line about her doubting her faith briefly and being unworthy or something.

They'll do Cleganebowl at least right? right?

>How are they going to spend 3 more extra long episodes solving the Cersi problem?

Jesus it's going to be so fucking bad

this episode was the highlight of the season and it blew ass

cleganebowl is now officially back on the menu

I thought she'd burst into flames and throw herself into the trench to light it.

There are reddit threads with thousands of replies complaining about the HBO app and cable, wtf are you on about mate.

this. had no problems watching this on a 65" LG OLED TV. poorfags are just braindead

That was it? All that build up to see Bran and the Night King meet and fucking ARYA kills him?

That's it?

At this point Arya and Sam have tougher plot armor than Jon.

>Ghost lives

Yes, yes.

Pretty much this minus the rage. Id also add how ironic it is that GRRM talked so much shit about high-fantasy and about tropes and how this was more black/white than Tolkien.

Lastly Ill also add how the trademark of this show was major characters dying very cruely, quickly and without drama. That has vanished. This was supposedly the "greatest battle" and you dont even see a single tier 1 or tier 2 character die. Noone. Its almost as if fanservice prevented them from killing any of the favorites.

Pathetic.

>filler
>battle
>characters lives after the conflict

Last episode will definately have no fighting, just wrapping up fates of characters. Grey worm and gf go actoss the sea. Someone sits on a chair. Someone sits on a salt chair. Sansa stays in north. Tax policies are enacted.

Wait...so was Milisandre actually Serio?

Now THIS banter has saved the season

in the book she's like 5. she can barely write. the letter she sends stannis is childlike and only says, "Bear Island only knows one king whose name is Stark."

thats it.

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This is spot on. Agree with everything you wrote.

>the progression and quality decline in the show, its inverse correlation to quality and popularity

This also hits the nail on the head. It's like the writers got hold of the show and started writing for what they thought the majority of the fans would like. They lowered the writing to the lowest common denominator. It became so unbearably awful and today's episode was the cherry on top - this massive battle where everyone dies, oh except all the main characters. It's just ridiculous and sad at this point, GRRM's story has been gutted.

Jorah
Melisandre
Ghost
Theon
Eddison
Night King
Lyanna

it was her decision. it was a "my work here is done" kinda thing.

Ghost is in the next ep preview but apart from that you are correct.

>Ghost

Ghost lives

She tells Grey Worm "valar morghulis", then asks Arya "What do we say to death?"

>It's just ridiculous and sad at this point, GRRM's story has been gutted.
I maintain to this day (as I did posting before the episode came out in 2015?), that Stannis doesnt lose the battle vs Bolton in the WoW.

That fat cunt Gilly
That even fatter cunt Sam
Jaime

Well, it did kind of twinkle out

you sure showed him

Forgot about Beric Dondarrion

>Only one single giant wraith instead of dozens

Ok and what am I supposd to do?

He chills the air around him so much fire cant hurt him. Basically hes just that cool.

Or he was a Targ idk