/got/

To get a cool aerial shot

>Jorah is dead
>Arya kills the Night king
Fucking hell. I don't even want to watch this shit now.

I'm glad Pod survived

this was a good episode. Cope more you faggots

??????????????????????????????

what kind of thought process is this????

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KILLED THE NIGHT KING WITH A BELLY FULL OF BARATHEON SEED, HER EGGS SWARMED BY STAG SPERM AS SHE DROVED THE DAGGER INTO THE LICH'S ICY HEART!

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Y'know, D&D genuinely surprised me. I absolutely did not see that coming.

In a million years I wouldn't have guessed that her autistic STR vs DEX fight was going to be forshadowing for the Night King's death.

post yfw the Long Night lasted literally a single night. I can't fucking believe this shit.

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>tfw got banned from site I was watching on after making racist comments on a Hell's Kitchen stream immediately following the show
yeah I'm thinking I'm based

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Did Jon do anything important in this episode?

Pod the Rod! All women in Westeros can rejoice!

All of them. Two aren't enough to rebuild the population anyway. Although there's a (book) rumor that there are dragon eggs stashed in the winterfell crypts.

there is NOTHING wrong with arya killing the NK; we don't know how the walker/bran plot will be resolved in the next 4 hours

there is EVERYTHING wrong with how the battle itself played out (invincible MCs constantly on the brink of being overwhelmed)

a red smile

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say what you want virgins, but arya is the most chad character on this entire show

don't @ me

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Someone should told the Mormont girl (and Sam) to go to the crypts, neither of them really did anything and now House Mormont is wiped out. With Sam, he just felt like a huge liability, literally got Edd killed because he had to watch out for the fat ass.

N + A = J

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>Seriously, what was the fucking point of Bran, he has nothing of value to do or bring to the plot anymore

Why didnt KANG just siege winterfell? Was he in a hurry?

This is the worst thing DABID has ever done, isnt it bros?
This FAR outshadows the cucking of Barristan and the Dorne plot

Arya getting zero foreshadowing is my whole problem. Mostly because I really like the mandalas.

GRRM must have given D&D a fake 'broad stroke' cause this episode was complete shite.

not even mad arya did it but they really didn't have to stretch the whole "oh no everyone but arya is dying!" shot for 10 minutes. made it so obvious

"He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire."

Promised to do what? nothing?

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DAILY REMINDER:

the revenge is coming

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He gave up and decided to suicide by zombie dragon but luckily Arya saved everyone after having an uninspiring anime montage, complete with anime music.

Why didn't the NK just blockade Winterfell for 6 months and let it fall to attrition?

Jon vs Wight Viseryon at the end was like the intro to Skyrim when Alduin attacks kek

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To which god I have to pray for that Bran warging for literally all the battle means we get some kind of NK plot in the last 3 episodes.

>sneaks up on jon in the godswood at the start of the season
>bran gives her the dagger
>she uses the same move against brienne

But what I don't understand is why the NK didn't try diplomacy first.

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The dragons are going down for good this time.
Cersei has confirmation that they work. So she's going to make more. One on each tower.

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Seriously, why even have a war against Cersei anymore? Arya can literally just go to King's Landing, steal the face of Euron or some advisor or whatever and just kill Cersei. Hell she doesn't even need a face notice how she didn't even bother to even look like a wight before strolling in and killing the Night's King.

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WHOOOOOSH
*teleports behind you*
*catches dagger"
nuddin personnel kang

flew around a bit
got baited by NK
was gonna allow himself to get burned to death

>Night King killed by the goblin meme
>Jorah, Beric and Theon are dead
This is literally the worst case scenario.

>we don't know how the walker/bran plot will be resolved in the next 4 hours
We know exactly how
It's over
They're all miraculously fine, back up to full strength, and going to war on the south

Didn't Sam say he was going to go in the crypts, he even gave up his sword because he can't use it.

I just now finished the episode, I didn't come here expecting hate. I enjoyed this episode, despite it being full retard.

The lannisters have won at this point.
They have multiple scorpions and only have to deal with 2 severely wounded dragons.
Everyone else is dead, theres probably 50 blokes in the northern army tops compared to 20000 golden company.
The iron bank and lannisters have won.

SENTRIES! WHAT DO YOU SEE?

Again, mandalas.

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>Yea Forums sperging over nobody being AA
>AA wasn't even in the show
Am I wrong? Can you link me to the point where somebody actually says the word?
>inb4 some wikifag telling me AA=The prince that was promised

this episode was so bad lol...the only people who would defend it are just trolling. I really should've seen this coming but I thought they could at least deliver a decent action sequence like they did at Hardhome. But no, the series climax is literally "nothing personnel, kid". LMFAO

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>budget of $93 million

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Pretty sure they're all dead in the show.

Prince OR Princess user

Think about it...

>Two aren't enough to rebuild the population anyway
But three was?

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>tfw you will never hear his beautiful voice again
Why live?

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What the fuck are you talking about?
>all walkers are gone now, Bran turned out to be fucking useless and isn’t relevant to the story at all

because
the
writers
are
fucking
retarded

more like why bother setting up Cersei as the final villain when the heroes still have two fucking dragons. how are we supposed to take the final conflict seriously, Dany should be able to no sell them easily

No, this is the real plot. GRRM has become this much of an SJW moron.

Not wrong though.

He already caused to much trouble for that.

I guess he was both scoping the Night King out AND alerting the NK to where exactly Bran was. At least that's what my head canon is going with. Otherwise Bran was completely useless here and DnD are fucking hacks, again.

NIGGA JAIME LANNISTER WENT BEAST MODE ON ZOMBIES ONE HANDED. ON THE GROUND AND SWARMED BY ZOMBIES MULTIPLE TIMES. BACK AGAINST THE WALL IT DONT MATTER
MY FAITH OF THE SEVEN BRO IS UNSTOPPABLE.

Yeah, he should have done before they sent little Lord Umber to die on a pintless mission.

Yeah, all of them were doomed to die.

>budget of $100 million

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>tfw he didn't stab Khaloreesi in the fucking heart
It hurts

didn't one already die this episode? apart from the ice dragon
or did it just brush all those wights off

they didnt work tho, bronn hit drogon square in the chest/neck didn't he?

>tfw no cutie green goblin gf

The one centre of left at the bottom of the screen isn't on the ladder

this character is truly the most incredible subversion in television history. Nearly a decade of building him up as the chosen one only for him to do fuck all. D&D have done it again, they're geniuses, this will go down in history as more subversive than the red wedding

>not a single white walker died in combat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

WHAT WAS THE POINT

WHAT WAS THE POINT

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So what are they going to fill the remaining episodes with?

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>>sneaks up on jon in the godswood at the start of the season
Jon didn't have his entire army staring at him

>Beric dead
>Jorah dead
where am I gonna get my GOT ASMR from now bros

No reason

The episode is getting destroyed by normie and even pozzed critics for how incomprehensible the battle was and how nearly everyone had Valyrian plot armor on. And at least a few that i've read are trying to figure out how to criticize Arya without offending their woke readership. Nobody outside of groupthinking watch party faggots actually liked the ending - most calling it "cheap fan service" that doesnt do feminism justice or some shit. More people than you might think wanted to see Jon reach the NK.

what are you talking about

we are halfway through the season you dolts
do you think bran is going to sit around and do nothing for the next 3 episodes

>literally no meaning whatsoever
DABID

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lyanna mormont stabbed a giant in the eye while she got her tiny girl body crushed to death

We just have to sit here and believe after an hour and half of fighting Jaime, Brienne, Pod, Gendry, Grey Worm, Tormund and Sam all live fighting hordes of wights?

Also the fact they mentioned the crypts 7 times prior them getting ganked by the resurrected dead only to have not even one relevant character die....

Like I don't even care about the Arya shit, just give me some fucking deaths dude holy shit you hype up this big bad since Season 1 Episode 1 and they kill like completely basically no one.

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She had foreshadowing. Red Lady even told you it was going to happen. She went to a lot of trouble to have the spear made, suggesting it would be important, but it went no where.

I dont understand what NKs motivation even was for coming south? Obviously they were doing great up north and he could have just sat in his ice castle having sex with ice hookers playing ice blackjack until eternity.
What was his motivation?

A TEENAGE GIRL WITH CUM DRIPPING DOWN HER LEG! SHE'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR- LIKE PAST A DOZEN OTHER PEOPLE

>Celgane gets a big fuckoff dragonglass axe
>Probably need it to kill a zombie dragon or similar
> . . .
>He spends half the fight having a freakout over some fire and then plays bodyguard for the real MVP
What a waste.

Someone has a link to the confirmed leaks?

>why did a bunch of no discipline horse niggers charge without being commanded to?
that was legitimately the only thing believable about the episode

did it really? just for that episode or the entire season?

This is the real controversy we should be talking about. I was watching a shitty 360p stream because I couldn't find a torrent in a reasonable enough time to shitpost, so I basically couldn't see jack shit.

Every scene should have been lit by a dark blue light, just for audience's convenience.

He’s been my guy since the first season. Genuine man crush I was such a fag for him

>Dany's vision of a snow-covered destroyed Red Keep led to nothing

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The sun is getting up and shining on my screen, I literally can't see anything in these fucking pictures. Is the episode really this dark wtf?

Beric Dondarian's too.

That was TWD level asspulling here. Corpses like those should be mostly dust and not have much offensive capabilities but whatever.

Is this show even worth watching anymore?
Is Yea Forums even good for anything anymore?

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so Danny's army is gone. whats her endgame?

>do you think bran is going to sit around and do nothing for the next 3 episodes
Yup

>spend 2 and a half seasons on bad pusy
>kill the guy you've hinted at for 8 seasons in one episode
HAHAHAHA

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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The strongest villain of all was killed by ARYA FUCKING STARK?

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Unironically true though. What's the issue here? The joker picture? How easy is it to trigger you incels?

It's a good episode, if you managed your expectations going in. I don't understand all these people who after 3 consecutive bad seasons, they still hold on to this notion that the show should be well written. Just eat your popcorn and turn your brain off. I mean that genuinely.

Genuinely laughed irl when it happened

HAHAHAHAHAHH It's so completely fucked hah ha oh shit
This is literally just high budget fanfiction =, I've known it since season 6 but this was on another level

They were getting BTFO by dragon fire.

but what is there left for bran to do?

is he gonna warg into a ballista and turn it on cersei's army?

Are you a dumbass? Mandalas are... or, rather, WERE a key symbol in GoT.

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I too just watched ideas of ice and fire.

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
ONE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
TWO, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
THREE, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

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>Night King survives dragonfire because fuck you
D A B I D
A
B
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why didn't they just put mud around the castle? or create sandtraps?

Seriously, is there ANYTHING this smug little miss badass can't do?!

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Anyone have linkage for the ep?

>Your face when all this was just a vision that Bran saw

It wasn't real

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does the prophecy about Dany getting betrayed three times exist in the show? will Jon kill her once she goes full Mad King? she had a pretty crazy expression on her face when she was Dracarysing the NK

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Literally same

at least cleganebowl is still gonna happen literally only thing left yet I know d&d will fuck it up, probably sandor will be on the ground about to be killed and arya will teleport behind gregor and kill him

whats that got to do with anything

Apparently they are still alive over on Ibben

>all that blue moonlight instead of opting for the patrician's choice: pitch fucking black.
really brah?

>not being on BtN
haha faggot

STAG SEED WINS

This was so cheap. He didn't even put up a shield or freeze anything. He just wasn't affected by the fire because ICE TO SEE YOU, but somehow Arya got through that cold no problem?

Hardhome is now best WW moment. For me, it was the moment when their threat became truly real. The end when the NK raises the dead and that staredown is like "yup, I'M the bad guy, and this is fucked. Good luck stopping me." Just to go to this...fucking woman vs woman fight for the throne drawn out over three episodes. Fuck it all.

If GRRM really doesn't care about this, if his books don't feature the Others as the main villains and it all ends with the battle for the iron throne instead of life vs death, then fuck him and this whole series is shit.

pretty ironic that the reason for that was "it would be underwhelming"

>it was all just a vision Bran saw and now we get to watch the exact same events unfold in episode 4
i would clap

Is euron really going to impact this story that much? He lived this long but he was introduced so late. I can’t imagine him being anything other than a jobber

Did Jon's Dragon die or just get injured cause i couldn't fucking see shit?

Jorah was in command of them

So if Jon isn't going to doing anything supernaturally important, then why did the Lord of Light bring him back? Doesn't seem like he just randomly brings back mortals for the sake of it.

I mean I know there's 3 episodes left, but there can't be anything MAJOR Jon could do that would warrant supernatural intervention to bring him back, right?

STFU YOU FAT FUCK YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE YOU LET DABID AND DABID SHIT THIS ENDING OUT

>we are halfway through the season you dolts
>do you think bran is going to sit around and do nothing for the next 3 episodes
He sat around and did fuck all for the first 3 episodes
>they fucking left him outside for all of episode 1

if this were real life Sam would be forced into the crypts, and important commanders/people with important bloodline would not be on the frontlines
Pod, Gendry (since nobody gives a shit about Baratheon blood anymore), Grey Worm, and Tormund would have 100% died
Gendry might have survived if Varys pulled some strings to get him in the crypt

I forgot. it was kind of on the side though. Maybe where the wing meets the chest?

But that was a success. They brought a dragon down. Imagine Drogon trying to fly in, with 7 of those things firing at him.

The only way to save this shit is have an even more ancient evil show up

Eh, I don't watch many 3DPD shows.

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"humanity overcomes many of their differences and comes together to fight against the dead"
"Ok, now lets go back to petty power squabbles over who has power"

What a waste of a season. I don't even care what happens next now.

So how many good people have died throughout the entire show protecting that useless fat fuck Sam

Many Faced God > Lord of Light

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Clearly anus and vagina.
Symbolism for getting shit on and having feminism be the winner

>tfw their army is now decimated
>their two dragons are injured
>Cersei has experienced fresh troops, scorpions, naval superiority and a fortified position
>tfw the good guys are still going to win despite every advantage lying with Cersei
This might be the most disgusting thing.

>we wont get answers
>there will be a celebration feast and then the whole event will be forgotten because "we gots to get cersi"

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why was the ditch that they filled with oil so tiny? wasn't that one of their major strategies they discussed in season 2? it stops the wights for a few minutes.

>he doesn't know
youtube.com/watch?v=W4Oo9jAo5ug

Well, it links the destinies of Jon, Danny, the Children of the Forest, and the White Walkers for one thing. Maybe Arya should have been in on that? "Dragon has three heads" and all.

Considering dragon eggs are seemingly in perfect suspended animation until flamed with something dying and the dragons I swore were mentioned as both male/female 1 possibly is enough to replace a population if you found more hidden eggs and woke em.

I liked how this tide of bodies literally just ran over every infantry detachment outside the walls. I actually unironically liked that, it made them seem unstoppable.

What I don't understand is how soldiers on the walls were losing individual engagements to these fucking things when they had to scale up there.

If Cersei doesn't get coup'd by the Golden Company I'm going to be really pissed

gajillion degree dragon fire does nothing

3 inchs of knife does though

There's still 2 dragons.

No. They are going to get married and rule the 7 kingdoms together. It will truly be a Song of Ice and Fire.

>Is this show even worth watching anymore?
probably not but at this point I just gotta know how this shit ends
god this is the same shit I went through with Naruto

>next episode
>"hey bran, what did those symbols left by the night king mean?"
>"those meant 'i really really hate humanity and i want to erase the memory of it and kill everyone because i'm the bad guy'"
>"ah, I see."

dany wouldn't even kiss dying jorah?
sansa wouldn't even kiss tyrion just gives her a hand?

>focus on Gendry's face for like 15 second as the wights are swarming the wall
>think to myself that he's about to get it
>nope, he survives

are he and Arya actually going to get a happy ending? seems really un-GOT

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FUCKING POST ABOUT ENDGAME

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I fucking knew it. Dumbass and Dumbass won't bother explaing a shit.

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Asking again in new thread

>Serious Question:
Did Arya use her face stealing powers to disguise herself an a wight and sneak up to the NK?

And if not, why didn’t D&D do that? wouldn’t it have been at least a little bit cooler than literal *teleports behind u*?

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bros come watch it with me. I need to cleanse my mind after that shitstorm of a battle
youtube.com/watch?v=78IJdhvY1zg

>Mandalas
that's a spiral, you retard

I couldn't see shit either. It looked like the dragon just ran away on the ground.

Drogon and Rhaegal both still alive

I have two question for /got/

1) Is Arya the prince that was promised? Or was she the third head of the dragon?
Her killing the NK didn't fulfill any prophecy

2) who will sansa marry? After episode 1 I thought the on, but he didn't make it

wouldn't be surprised if Euron has some deal with them

Truthfully, you could say the same about her.

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>the Lord of Light brought Beric back to life 19 times so that he could save Arya from some zombies because she was the chosen one who would slay the night king with her ninja skillz

I mean, I'm a little bit upset

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Did user appear in the writing credits for the *teleports behind you* ending? That's a Yea Forums script so there needs to be proper crediting if they're going to steal it.

This. I don't really care about everything else. If only they just delivered on the deaths. Considering how large the threat was, the small amount of casualties feels cheap.

*episode 2 sorry

Already got Deadwood downloaded and ready to remove the stink GoT leaves behind.

>nobody had any idea Melisandre was coming
>they were just going to send all the Dothraki into pitch darkness against a wall of undead

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Arya isn't azor ahai/the price that was promised.
Azor ahai has targeryen blood - it's either jon or dany, probably jon.

Azor ahai might not even be in the show. We'll see

Arya had never seen a wight or a white walker before this episode, and yet she was the one to end the arc

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What does that have to do with three being enough to rebuild the dragon population?

I'm getting conflicting answers on their "alive" status. Some niggas saying they're all dead, now you saying they aren't. Which is it? I can't be fucked to watch those shitty seasons again to parse dialogue.

Also known... as a mandala.

She snuck up on Jon in the Godswood. He has MAX Stealth

>ARIA
>back flipping, jumping down stairs, stabbing 200 wights in the face, using spears, knifes, axes, and swords to kill everything. killing more than every unsullied combined
>2 seconds later
>in a library
>omg Aria is scared of 3 wights that move slowly around the books

UH OH, FRESH OUT THE BED

>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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>UH OH, RAISE UP THE DEAD

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best medival battle in cinema to date

Uniting the realm is a pretty good reasonhe doesn't need to shoot laser from his eyes to be hugely relevant

>"AHHHH THIS SHOW IS SO RETARDED. PLS KILL ME UNDEAD VISERION."
*Viserion dies*
>"NOOOO!"

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best scene in 8 seasons

>Mandala

oh yea sure

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why are they just standing in the courtyard looking around aimlessly? why did none of the mormont soldiers move out of the way from the insanely slow moving giant or try to protect their lord?

>When a blowhard with a chainsaw hand came up with a better defense plan than the brightest of westeros

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Sansa will marry Tyrion.

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Why are GoT episodes so poorly filmed at night? Couldn't see jack shit due to bad lighting

>this was their plan
It just keeps getting worse.

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fucking computer illiterate children

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She's like 12 or something in the show, when the adrenaline wore off she panicked like a kid

SuRpRiSeS = pLoT

literally no one likes Dolthraki

>no stannis zombie
con fucking firmed /ourguy/ is still alive and will lead the survivors to kings landing

WERE IN THE ENDGAME NOW

Honestly the first 15 minutes, with the fire swords going out and the "wave" of dead were fucking kino. The rest was pretty ok

How can you be nigh invincible to the point point blank dragon breath doesn't even tickle you but die to 4 inches of steel?

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I just saw the episode, ahem

ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA

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This is a mandala. Does it look like a spiral to you?

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jaime saving bran would have been far more kino

Apologize

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*again, obviously

They got bored from waiting and drew fancy shapes

I didn't the retarded 5 wood elves in a cave knew about the other ones half a world away.
I said there are supposedly more still kicking around in the forests of Ibben

>Tyrion becomes Lord of Winterfell after all
Tywin always wins baby

I thought those symbols were just a "fuck you" to the CotF

holy shit if you scroll down the comments are ripping this episode and dumb and dumber

It was the formation of rocks around the tree, when the Night King was created.

He was just desecrating the symbol. Like burning a flag.

I'm guessing he could see the future like Bran and knew he'd be in the Old Tree yard by Bran in the very immediate future hence why he didn't entertain killing Jon himself cause he was on a timeline but obviously he didn't see far enough where Arya animayed him to deus ex machina to death.

Shouldn't have such garbage lighting in the first place you mongoloid

>he doesn't know about shared Indo-European symbolism

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what the hell that's so cute

We have never seen a walker die to dragonfire.

That was YOUR assumption, and D&D subverted it effectively.

He death. He kill thing because death kill things.

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It's like comparing gold to shit

Mel said so in the renly/stannis meeting
But I assumed AA would be the one to kill the NK and end the long night

>just make it look worse kids

#ontosersi

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>Jon saving the world by killing the Night King in a sword fight
Lowest-common-denominator high-fantasy fanwank schlock
>Arya saving the world by killing the Night King with secret Braavosi ninja techniques
10/10 it defied my expectations

>rome canceled
>deadwood canceled
>boardwalk empire canceled
>game of thrones gets to end
Fuck this shit.

>If only you knew how bad things really were

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the north doesn't know your pajeet symbols

There must've been like 30 lines of dialogue that entire episode lol
fucking hacks

>believing cleganebowl will happen
The mountain will get killed by Ser Davos to subvert our expectations

>please, please fucking kill me
>i don't want to fuck my aunt anymore

the dragon jon was riding died? :'(

The Night King controls where they go to an extent, so if one stumbled up to him randomly wouldn't that be super obvious to him that something was up?

A mandala is a symbol of the cosmic whole that orients from a singular point, retard. The word 'mandala' means 'circle'. And guess what circles and spirals are? Variations on the same fucking thing.

are you retarded user? he literally was a weapon made by the children of the forest to wipe out humanity. that was his motivation. the children just forgot to code in 'dont kill us'

When Sansa pulled out that dagger I was expecting a suicide pact to avoid being eaten by the dead.

I was disappointed.

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>But I assumed AA would be the one to kill the NK and end the long night

The prophecy seems to imply he would be.

The prophecy claims that Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt,[7][8] to wake dragons out of stone.[9] This will occur after a long summer when an evil, cold darkness descends upon the world[5] and the red star bleeds.[7] It is said that wielding Lightbringer once again, Azor Ahai will stand against the Others,[5] and deliver the world from darkness.[10]

None of it matters after this shit episode, luckily only 3 more episodes of train wreck left

They never got divorced, why are they trying to pretend like they aren't married?

So is the implication that Melly Sandra was raised by the Night King? Or did she just randomly decide to kill herself just so she would die in Westeros like she said she would?

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nope. We can see Raeghal survived from next episodes preview

are the dothraki extinct now?

Isn't Deadwood getting a movie?

>he doesn't know what Indo-European actually means because he was educated on /pol/

Prophecy nigga, she served the Red God faithfully and was taken into his embrace

this was such a great scene haha completely kino my dudes

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disagreed. A god would care about a literal god of death trying to bring about an eternal night. It wouldn't care about politics. No matter who rules, humanity will survive

it was probably annulled when she got married to ramsay

she didn't want to be proven wrong so she killed herself

Still, a full season of Deadwood would've been 10 times as entertaining as Game of Thrones in its entirety.

both dragons were in the trailer for next ep

Nice digits.
>priest of the lord of light
>dies to freezing
>champion of lord of light
>dies to chaff protecting a mary sue videogame character
Yikes.

they never had sex, and it was stated like 20 times over many episodes that if tyrion didnt consummate their marriage, it isnt a sealed deal

Does the Night King die from ANY part of his body being hit by dragon glass / valyrian steel? Because a stab to the gut doesn't seem instantly fatal.

>That girly yell when she gets MOGGED
Top fucking kek so this is the great she-bear of the north

Literally fucking preschool-tier writing

Dialogue can't be bad, if there's no Dialogue at all.

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>just make everything grey

Out of fucking nowhere

So is GoT an anime now?

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HAHAHA YOU FOOLS THOUGHT JAIMIE WAS GOING TO BE THE KING SLAYER? YOU THOUGHT THE AZOR AHAI BULLSHIT MEANT ANYTHING?! HAHAHAHAHA

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The prince that was promised, is a literal fairy tale, in their world. A story they would tell children at bedtime.

If Beric’s resurrection was so he could protect Arya, then what the fuck is the purpose of Jon’s resurrection? Clearly it’s not to defeat the Night King

Is it still possible to savage this show? Or was this episode the final nail in the coffin?

Her purpose in life was done, so she killed herself.

V-Steel makes them explode on contact, always has

So here's a thought: Dany and Jon could literally fly to all the remaining Great Houses and just show up and say, "we literally just defeated the Night King, cersei is a cunt, how about you support us for king and queen? Oh btw im not ned stark's bastard I'm rhaegar's legitimate heir." Literally everyone would agree to this and they could just force cersei out without death, or even everyone comes together and kills everyone in KL. There's no need for tension in the fight against cersei. I guarantee it will be more of the fake tension we are getting like "omg that person is totally gonna die teehee jk"

Yeah but it will suck

They made one, but they were saving it for right until the white walkers got to them. They got lucky as fuck.
because marriage is political and the political circumstances of their original marriage was fucked, the only person who would enforce their marriage is fucking Cersei

>just fix the car they sold to you broken, you fucking mechanically illiterate children
bootlicker mentality desu

AZOR BERIC

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that fucking smirk is so infuriatingly cheesy. I half expected him to make a joss whedon style quip like

"you showed me yours, now let me show you mine"

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At least we can all agree that removing the Dothraki was a good thing right?

>Samwell, Bran, Jon and Dokrathi useless
>Jorah, Edd, Lady Lyanna, Beric and Theon get heroic deaths but Jaime and Hound are denied theirs
Yup

I'm referring to the shared Indo-European mythology, actually, moron.

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>everyting symbolizing cosmos is a mandala
So a Swastika is a mandala too. Got you, senpai. Are you Amercian by any chance?

Yeah, but he could have warged into a Dragon or Ghost or fuck, even have the ravens lead Arya/Jon towards the tree as a signal that NK was there

literally anything

>Dragon glass is assumed to kill White Walkers because it has something to do with dragon fire
>Dragon fire doesn't kill White Walkers

He's the true king of Westeros, he was rezzed to slay Dany when she tries to usurp the throne.

Melisandre was literally the only good part of this episode.

Her entry and death scene were kino

>inb4 she fucks up trying to kill Cersei and gets got by Euron

shit is fucking gay.
other than some kino shots with the dragons this whole episode was fucking shit, watching this show is just masochism

So Dany has only one dragon left or did Jon's dragon survive as well

Isn't Valyrian steel like dragon fire in metal form though? He was standing around in dragon fire just fine.

you're assuming D&D remember that the other houses even exist

But... why

Because completely dropping plot points and themes set-up for the past 8 years apparently = subversion these days
>itdoesn't.jpg

Did you expect something different perhaps?

top tier acting from her too.

i dont recall gendry among the survivors, was he there?

Oh man I can't wait for the edit of this.

She's cute. I know they really forced her because of fanservice and that made it annoying, but if she was used sparringly she would have been pretty cool.
Like a child version of Olenna, just popping up to insult everyone and then leaving

Are you an utter retard by any chance?

>this is how blue people look when they make eye contact with you

>Isn't Valyrian steel like dragon fire in metal form though?

Obviously not, it's just straight up magic anti-walker steel.

You expected dragonfire to kill them but we've never been shown that it can. D&D predicted your expectation and subverted it.

Both drogon and rhaegal are seen in next episode teaser

I was watching a 720p stream and still couldn't make out what was going on half the time

>dragonfire doesn't kill them
>but swords made using dragonfire can
>SLAY ARYA YOU ARE KWEEN YAAAS

I really wish Davos had pulled out an arrow and killed Melisandre before she could kill herself.

alright im done fuck GoT im out FUCK this shit what a waste of this show turned out to be

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He reminds me of Odo from DS9

I expected her to have to sacrifice herself. When she was lighting the trench, I figured she would do it right before she died. Would have been a lot more fitting.

They're both in next week's preview ,as is ghost

>because marriage is political
Tell that to the church and anyone who believes in the church

she was literally GoT gandolph, gandolph did the same thing once his task was done, except he took a fancy ass boat to the afterlife instead of getting nude and aging 300 years in 20 seconds

he's a targaryen

I wish the sound design was a bit better for the initial bit. I feel like it sounds like a group of 100 dudes marching, not a massive horde.

Still my favorite medieval-y battle in cinema by far though

>as is ghost

I am so sick of Ghost

>this is the target audience
It's all so tiresome

Why are the utter chuds at HBO even considering a Long Night prequel? We just experienced this same conflict

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>he watched it unironically
Your second mistake. Your first was being born into this world.

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If he didn't have a death scene, he's still alive.

What the fuck was Bran doing the entire time? Is it a set-up for the future or what? Did he like send ravens armed w/ blackfyre to King's Landing?

Indo-European is a linguistic term. What you are talking about is the hypothesis for a Proto-Indo-European mythology. It's also a vague as fuck term that very few historians or linguists take seriously.

BRAVO DABID

>how about you support us for king and queen?
>Oh btw im not ned stark's bastard I'm rhaegar's legitimate heir
even the dumbest peasant would realize that's incestuous and denounce them

They said it on the show and in the books:
“Dragon glass, Valerian steel, and dragon fire kills Others and walkers”

They made it dark as fuck to cover up shitty CGI.

Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be

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Sick of what? Him not being around?

>The Lord of Light gives a shit about the Iron Throne
>The Lord of Light doesn't give a shit about the Night King

I thought her death was kinda pointless, I never felt that attached to her character and she didn't do much besides call people weak bitches

the swords are made with magic, not dragonfire

I mean, theoretically? Maybe. There are only three episodes left but technically with some insanely god-tier writing you could have some kind of decent ending. But when you consider that the and last three episodes are going to be written by the same two people who wrote this episode (D&D of course) then no, there is no chance for a turnaround.

>hurr durr let me tell you about my head canon

you mean the church that Cersei blew up and doesn't currently have a major presence in Winterfell?

How the fuck does ghost survive we don't see him after the dothraki are all brutally fucking slaughtered

Have we ever seen a walker killed by dragonfire, or was that an assumption.

Show only, books are non-canon as far as the show is concerned

but fucking why? She just appeared from nowhere. She went to Essos... why? But she's suddenyl back?

Ok, so you are.

>Dothrakis charge
>No backup
At first I thought AZHOR DOTRAK but then...
Lmao rip they've been teased since the very first season as great warriors, and that's how they all die ? Shiiiiit, also rip ghost

>Edd death
I reckon I let out a "Oh nooo", legit disapointed

>Beric death
Bravo Arya for leaving your saviour to die, based Sandor leaves no friend behind

>Lyanna death
Kino as fuck, rip giant

>Theon death
RIP sweet prince, truly wonderful scene

>NK death
Fucking kino, even tho I hate Arya

Although arya should have died 100 times in this ep, same as Jon.
I expected more of the NK, hopefully valyrian steel as well as dragonglass should've been innefective agaisnt him. Loved his smug face when daeny tried to burn him.

>EP4 preview
What the fuck is that, all those deads, and no one seems to give a shit ?

Overall, one mustn't forget : STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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he was watching euron stick his finger up cerseis bum while riding her

Noyt gawas, and naoy moi
oo-otch begins.
It shawl not end oontil moi def
Oi shawl take noy woif, hold noy
lands, fawa noy childryn.
Oi shawl wah noy croywns 'nd win
noy gloray.
I shawl live and doy et moy payst.
Oi em the soo-ord in the dahkness
Oi emm the oo-acha on the oo-alls
Oi em the sheeld that gahds the realms of men.
Oi pledge moi loyf and onna to the Noight's Oo-atch,
foh this noight and all the noights to cum.

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They have an Arya

Literally who gives a fuck about what fortifications they have, Arya nothin personnels in and kills everyone

He rezzed Beric so that he'd be there to save Arya, because she was destined to become the Kingslayer

but magic only works when dragons exist

Well, I studied mythology and you can't really understand the evolution and relationship between various mythic concepts without it. We're talking about a mythological symbol representing destiny and the cosmos, and utter brainlets are thinking it's supposed to be a solar symbol because it doesn't have squares like they see on the wikipedia article.

new thread:

Honestly it would just be insulting to flesh it out and have a marriage pact with the others or something when you know what they fucking did to them in the main series

It wasn't just dark, they had snow and fog effects. I couldn't tell who I was suppose to be seeing.

>dragonfire
Dragonfire is literally magic. Dragons are magic. They stated that in the show too.

imagine being a dothraki following dragon bitch across the ocean only to die in an icy shithole then get resurrected and die again

>army doing anything against 20 good named characters

but ghost lived

If there's more to the Night King and dead army that they besiege King's Landing too. Otherwise, no. It's dead, Jim.

Post links please?

>NK death
Fucking kino, even tho I hate Arya

..bruh

Look at all the based female soldiers standing with the northmen at the start

Hold the fuck on
Did I miss him? Saw him charge, didn't see him back after

feminism and forced "strong females" ruin everything. Exactly why The Mandalorian will be shit, these guys will taint it

>Well, I studied mythology
You didn't. You read some wiki articles and dubious blogs.

cool journal entry

here's one: washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/04/29/game-thrones-season-episode-review-long-night/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a2b42d2c9877

>being born into this world

thats everyones big mistake

I don't think they was a scene. I mean if they planned on having one Ghost should have attacked the dragon.

even the dumbest peasant would remember the targeryens did that plenty of times. It's even a step up from the brother and sister combo that was the mad king, and Jaeherys iirc. It's ok if it's targs, and at any rate the peasants arent the one's who get to decide, it's the ruling Houses, which would accept somewhat incestuous marriage of jon and dany. Aunt/nephew is one step away from Tywin's cousin lovin, remember.
and they needed those le epic BASED shots of strong womyn KWEENS slaaaaying alpha bad bitch cersei B) like a boss style- for three episodes. So obviously they can't go the way that makes sense

There's no other way to interpret it.

>he pays to watch tv shows

>The prophecy claims that Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt,[7][8] to wake dragons out of stone.[9]
>It is said that wielding Lightbringer once again, Azor Ahai will stand against the Others,[5] and deliver the world from darkness.[10]
Its really simple.
Danny is Azor Ahai.
Lightbringer is Jon Snow, or his cock.
And Azor Ahai wielding his cock, they stood against the others and deliver the world from darkness.
Prophecy is fulfilled, now it's just stupid drama "er mar gerd cersei".

Smallfolk still believe in the sanctity of marriage.
Really annoying when everyone acts like they can do whatever they want with no repercussions.
There was a time in the show when you couldn't just make everyone despise you with no consequences

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these kinds of edits always have me laughing my ass off. Something about the ridiculousness of it, or the fact someone thought to make it, idk, but it's always hilarious to me

New

>a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword.
>lol it's his cock
are you retarded?

We saw in the preview that both of Dany's dragons are A Ok

>Bran does nothing but stare creepy and say odd things
Yes.
>Thanks Theon!

He's been sitting around doing nothing for the past 2 seasons, so yes

>studied
lol no you didn't

1 in the same

>I must go, my people need me
>Sends crows into nothing, doing nothing.

By that logic there should've been zombie Ned in the Crypt too. Dabids won't hire back actors from other seasons cause they need to spend the budget on no lighting SFX.

They look very (((Targaryen)))

>do you think bran is going to sit around and do nothing for the next 3 episodes
Yes. I like what the actor is doing. He's nice and creepy but is he relevant to the plot? Has he done anything noteworthy? Was it worth the night king dying to stop him from sending crows out that did nothing?

need link to the episode not the reviews lol

Dabid said that in Into the Throne aftershow interview that Arya stabbed NK where the Children of the Forest stabbed him as a human with the White Walker stone that created him so it was his vulnerable spot. Of fucking course Arya wouldn't fucking know that and Bran wouldn't tell them that tidbit that would be helpful either but of course it would.