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What went wrong?
first for azor cersei
Should’ve been Sandor lol
I woulda brought out the dragons from the very beginning. Always use your WMD first then clean up later with ground pounders.
I hope arya kills cersei too
>no real defenses outside of the walls except for one trench, even though that's where the main fight would be expected
>decides to send cavalry at the beginning for no reason. This is probably the biggest army the world has ever seen and also raises the enemies they kill from the undead. Its obvious the cavalry wont be able to kill everything but someone had an amazing strategy to send them in against an army they cant even see yet and inevitably add more undead to their army
>after the cavalry, the next line of defense is the unsullied sitting in the open, no spikes, no barricades, no multiple trenches they could light midfight and clean up while the army is separated
>no oil on the only trench because they have 100% faith that the dragons will light it and not be preoccupied, even though they know there is an undead dragon somewhere
>everyone retreats inside, and has to be told to get on the walls to defend minutes later. This means there has been nobody on the walls except Deus Ex Arya shooting arrows the entire time
This is just the first 15 minutes and I didnt even get everything.
Imagine if they did the theory of the Night King going to King's Landing? Imagine the group at Winterfell having the huge battle but only the White Walker generals are there and they kill several of them destroying the Wights and then left wondering where the Night King was. Cut to King's Landing and Euron's fleet burns in Black Water Bay and Wights run through the streets killing everyone in the city. Cersei hides in the throne room and dies to the Night King as he sits down on the Iron Throne and the entirety of King's Landing is now under the Night King's control. Imagine if Cersei was the one off villain that was no threat.
She sacrificed her entire post-Game of Thrones acting career to be the hero.
The literal only thing that could save this series now is Jaqen H'ghar killing Arya, saying she fulfilled her purpose. She went in and got superpowers, with zero repercussions several seasons later now.
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF BRAN? WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS? HOW DID ARYA GET PAST LITERALLY EVERY WHITE WALKER AND ALL THOSE CORPSES TO REACH THE NIGHT KING? WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THE FORESHADOWING OF JON OR THE PROPHECIES OR ANY OF THAT SHIT EVEN FOR?????????????????????????????????
WHY WAS THE STRATEGY SO SHIT, WHY DID THE DOTHRAKI RUN IT DOWN MID, WHY DID THEY COCKTEASE SO MANY MAJOR CHARACTERS DYING AND THEN PRACTICALLY NONE OF THEM DIE????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHY DIDN'T THEY HAVE ANY FUCKING LIGHTING WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF BUDGET?????????????????
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HERE'S YOUR REAL KINGSLAYER BROS. WHITES GUYS BTFO. YAS QUEEN
this show is fucking dead
MEMES INTO DREAMS
>be jon
>sit on dragon on the wall while people struggle to light the ditch
Arya kills the NK?
are you fucking kidding me?
even the worst theories here last week were far better than this shit
Nothing at all. Cersei is going to make the Night Pussy look like a joke.
Seems odd that the waif got to deliver the killing blow to the Night King.
What the fuck was the point of the snowy kingslanding foreshadowing?
here's your hero, bro
Everyone's still going to starve from the winter.
Who is a worst character: Rose or Arya?
You will be safe in the crypts with all those other dead zombies
Haha I just enjoy fanboy butthurt
Everyone at winterfell dying and NK rolling over westeros the last 3 episodes would have been 10//10 television
Instead we get Arya going full anime and killing NK ruining 9 years of buildup of Jon vs NK
Why even build up to a Cersei showdown when Arya can just teleport behind her and kill her?
No motivation for the White Walkers, no words from the NK, nothing. 10/10 episode, but catering to the lowest denominator. Fuck sake.
>be Night King
>spend 8000 years in dormant to bring about the second apocalypse of humanity
>also anticipating an epic duel between Azor Ahai reborn as was foretold in the prophecy
>still salty about him defeating you last time
>won’t make the same mistake
>gets back in shape, starts practicing blood magic again
>amass a giant horde of undead, white walker bros, and a dragon
>unstoppable as you destroy everything in your path
>even destroy that wall built by that faggot Bran the Builder
>poised to bring about the Long Night that never ends and finally vanquish the man that defeated you all those ages ago
>all your white walker bros are crying tears of joy happy for your success
>all the wights are cheering BRAVO NIGHT KING YOU GOT THIS
>holy shit this is my moment all those years have finally paid off
>gets stabbed by anime girl and dies
>mfw
IT WAS HIS TURN
>Yea Forums been shitting on Maisie for years
>She ends up saving the world
Heh
Bran should have offed himself alongside Melisandre. He has no purpose anymore, not that he was doing anything up until now but he literally doesn't even have potential anymore
>Dabbing on his dragon
Can someone explain WHY it would have been BAD to have Jon kill the Night King?! Dan and David LITERALLY said in the Inside the Episode that they knew Arya would kill NK for the past *3 years* and having Jon destroy him "didn't feel right." What's wrong with having the main character who's been warning everyone for the past decade fight against the Night King in a one-on-one duel and win? Jon's arc would have been thoroughly satisfied if he died in that battle. You're not a better storyteller for subverting our expectations!
They could have killed the Night King by rigging Bran's wheelchair with a dragonglass bomb à la Breaking Bad! Even that would have been less frustrating than the gold encrusted horseshit they delivered.
lmao crippled people amirite.
They really are going for the full Disney/anime ending aren’t they?
>Cersei is the evil witch that has to be defeated
>Jon/Dany will rule together as the perfect Disney prince/princess combo
>the “bittersweet” part will be Tyrion’s last minute shoehorned in betrayal
>Arya will go full Sasuke and leave them after the final victory to wander alone
bran was controlling the knight king.
arya took a wraith's face and thats how she got to the knight king.
Why did it all have to happen this way?
we will see bran's flashbacks next episode, which will clear everything up.
you had 9 years to realize how shitty the show is. its not aryas fault its your for expecting better.
Arya.
She runs completely contradictory to every other character in the setting just for rule of cool points. She acts like an edgy video game protagonist and gets away with it.
i'm glad the silly walking dead fusion is over, it's supposed to be game of thrones not zombies
What was Bran doing with the ravens? It looked like one of them was carrying a scroll, but then it was the Night King and I was confused.
>whaa it needs to be the MC he's cool, good and loyal whaaa
>Jon sees Night King out in the battlefield
>Night King, arrogantly and over confident, doesn't raise the dead. Instead he pulls the sword from his shitty back scabbard
>Jon Snow charges and fights Night king
>ensue youtu.be
>10 minute fight scene with no cuts. All raw fighting with whatever the fuck in the background of character fighting
Arya will be the Queen Emperor of Planetos
Reminder that Rhaegar's prophesy was bullshit and Robert's Rebellion really did start with a lie, the lie that Rhaegar was right in any possible way about needing to impregnate Lyanna. Elia, Rickard, Rhaenys, etc, they all died for nothing
>MY FACE WHEN THIS IS WHAT THE OTHERS TURNED OUT TO BE
>MY FACE WHEN I HAVE NO FACE APPROPRIATE ENOUGH
SCREAMING PINK WOJAKS DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT
Gendry made 3D Maneuver gear for Arya which is how she swooped in.
is this move really so shocking and originally that these "master" fighters would get shook so much as to not just attack
This is the last face Jorah saw before closing his eyes for the last time
...
Yes, yes it has to be the MC. Why should anyone care others?
We could've had an ending where arya dies, bran dies, Jon kills viserion and then the survivors flee, giving genuine stakes to the remaining 3 episodes
Instead we got this travesty
I hope /ourgirl/ wins.
This was as bad as it could have possibly been. No major character deaths, the main villain of the whole show just utterly BTFO.
baiting him since nk knows where he is when hes warging
They even copied the shitty Disney Rey move where you drop your weapon to use your free hand
what was the point of making the swirly symbols everywhere
Jorah didn't even get any last words. What bullshit.
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!
MAKE YOUR MEMES COME TRUE!
Ned was the MC and died in S1
We all know arya is going to teleport behind her and slit her throat. No point in even watching anymore, it's all too predictable. Come back to this comment in 3 weeks and you'll see.
>N-NANI??
>not realizing that arya strong-bitch-quasimodo-form-power is the prince or princess (thanks dabid) that was promised
Ok thanks
It should've been Azor BERIC
>Stop insulting the show you retarded anons, they wrote a terrible ending to subvert your expectations!! LIKE OUR DOGSHIT
this episode is really bringing out the contrarians
IS RHAEGAL ALIVE?!!
ITS A JESUS REFERENCE GET IT
Her face acting is truly a wonder to behold.
>more facial muscles contracted=better acting
post yfw Azor Ahai is actually Jaqen H'ghar or Littlefinger depending on who is using Arya's face
they were pictures of a sphincter, letting us know that were about to get shat on
Was Jenny's song just another dramatic subversion?
why doesn’t he decapitate her as soon as she let go of his hand
?? I don't see anything wrong with that pic, she looks like she's feeling grief and tension
>"And what do we say to Death? 'More cummies in my tummy, Baratheon-sama!'"
dany's cry was really cute ngl
Ned died as an honourable man at the hands of a mad king.
Jon doesn't die. He doesn't do anything
but jesus wasnt shanked in the anus
>no ice spiders
>no undead animals (I guess the polar bear was a one off)
>characters only fight wights, no one gets to face off with a white walker
>________ gets saved at last second x10
>no major character deaths aside from Jorah and Theon, the rest are just secondary characters
>Jon flies around and then runs through winterfell for 15 minutes, then just fucking screams at wight dragon for no reason
>no full on dragon 1v1
>NK and his army built up for 8 seasons just to get far cry 3'd by Arya out of fucking nowhere
>NK never talks or makes a sound
>no azor ahai
>no Jon and NK 1v1
I feel cheated. This is what everything was supposed to lead up to and we get this dog shit instead. I want to think there is gonna be a double subversion and NK is still alive but its not true and Yea Forums was right, D&D are fucking hacks.
so is Yea Forums more pissed about who killed him, or how soon and quick all this build-up was killed off?
Imagine thinking this loser was the main character.
So now araya is the most powerful being in the world and so the table is set
Cersei has:
1mid sized army of infantry units.
The "good guys" have:
2 dragons
A small army
Super assassin woman whose more powerful than anyone
An omniscient autist who can see everything and warg animals
How can cersei even fight back at this point
>this episode confirms rhaegar was an addled dumbass who knew jack shit and robert was totally justified in smashing him
a bright side
Build-up. If it was going to be Arya, at least include her in some of the symbolism bullshit.
>lands dragon and lets it get swarmed by zombies
really makes you think
Felt bad for him never getting that dragon pusy desu
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONONON IS THIS YOUR SHOW MY DUDES
LOOK AT THIS SHOWWW
literally how? with elephants?
or will Euron unleash the krackin?
>UUUHH ACTUALLY BRAN WILL BE THE NEW EURON AND QYBURN WILL REVIVE A NIGHT KING DRAGON IN KING'S LANDING
This show has proven time and time again that its given up on any complexity. The struggle with Cersei will be generic and you know it - at best there will be a minor spat between Dany and Jon. These wild theories people keep spinning are getting annoying - get with the program!
She won't, but I hope /ourgrace/ takes the Stark faggots with her.
So what is "The Song Of Ice & Fire" at the end of the day? The only thing I can think of at this point is Jon and Dany ruling together in the end, and bringing peace and harmony to the lands by being a balance between ice and fire. Otherwise their characters and arcs feel largely pointless. The fact that they literally did nothing in this entire battle and had no role in the death of the Night King is pretty strange to me.
Don't people usually have tears coming out of their eyes when they're feeling grief? She looks like she's struggling to force them out.
more pissed that he died so fucking easily and quickly
The latter
Arya killing him is retarded but all that build up for him to go down like a bitch to that shit is just a slap in the face
And who taught us that lesson? Based Bolton, that's who.
>snowy
How do you know it wasn't ash? We already know Dany is being hinted as a crazy bitch, maybe she burns it down and/or something sets off the remaining stores of wildfire
I'm pissed that at the end of the day the "White Walkers" subplot that has been the backbone and underlying dread of the entire series amounted to a bunch of bullshit with LITERALLY the same death as some bullshit from The Walking Dead, literally operating on some gay ass video game logic where if you kill the boss then all the rest of them die. There's no fucking depth to the Night King. He's fucking king of the zombies. That's it. This shit has literally been such a waste of time. There is nothing actually mysterious or interesting about it.
There is no song of fire and ice. It's just the title of the book that the fat nerd writes later.
Fucking this. Also:
>Fires the trebuchets ONCE and never use them again
>Hundreds of soldiers inside yet somehow there isn't at least one person guarding each gap on top of the walls
>Retards lose individual battles on top of the wall to enemies that have to climb, aren't very mobile and only have the use of one hand
you say "build-up"... but then talk about Arya...
"According to prophecy, our champion will be reborn to wake dragons from stone and reforge the great sword Lightbringer that defeated the darkness those thousands of years ago. If the old tales are true, a terrible weapon forged with a loving wife's heart. Part of me thinks man was well rid of it, but great power requires great sacrifice. That much at least the Lord of Light is clear on."
―Thoros of Myr
NAILED IT
I'm very very glad the undead arc is over - but it should've been Jon who ended it
Why did the Night King have to show up again? Was there any real reason for him to physically be the one to kill Bran? He was pretty one-sidedly winning Winterfell. Just flood the damn courtyard with wights, or better yet, burn that cripple nigga with the dragon.
>How can cersei even fight back at this point
asspulls
>cant light the trench
>jons sitting on rhaegal right next to it
Because GoT was about subverting expectations and GRRM was never one about the chosen one or prophesies or any of that cliche fantasy crap. Which is why there was a dozen of Prince that was Promised theories on a dozen characters.
>Yea Forums thinks he's dead
rn Jon is arguably the song. Half stark and half targ. Or the song is the whole tale being told generations after
Wait, there are people out there who actually thought someone other than Arya would kill the big bad?
Did you expect a fairy tale classic fantasy ending with the knight in shining armor slaying the dragon and defeating the evil Wizard?
Have you even been following this series?
>decade wasted
>not realizing it was a downward decline after S1
>not watching it purely for shitposting fun for eight years
he's a villain, villains have to go stupid so they can lose, its part of the contract
After 7 and a half seasons the Dothraki all died in 60 seconds while accomplishing nothing. Is this the master plan GRRM had in mind?
How will you save GoT with the remaining 3 episodes?
There was no reason for them to even attack Winterfell, you're all fucking undead just wait for the defenders to starve
>DUDE TELEPORTATION
you morons cant really cant comprehend it can you? Arya was fucking hiding in the tree. She jumped on the white king because he was so smug and smirking and didnt know he was in imminent danger. Don't you see its all come full circle? Arya is a trained killer now. It only makes sense for her to kill the white king.
Her training with the faceless man had made her strong and she now knows how to be disguised. Maybe she even put on the face of a white walker and the white king was fooled.
can you please give me your theories on the dragon jon was riding when it crashed into the ground and he rolled off... did the dragon die or does dany still have 2?
WHAT A FUCKING STEAMING PILE OF SHIT. I feel like a total brainlet now for hoping that D&D hacks would deliver something good. You were right Yea Forums.
wtf i hate my balls now
This plot point could have been fixed if they just exchanged a few words or interacted in ANY way besides exchanging a gay wordless look. If all he was going to do was kill Bran he didn't need to literally go do it by himself.
The real dothraki stayed home
Melisandre literally predicted the ending when she said Arya would kill someone with blue eyes. Night King has blue eyes.
>Who
not really
>how soon and buildup
Yes in that we don't figure out anything about the night king unless bran shits out some info later
The main thing is Arya not being shown how she snuck in and apparently merely just running past a wall of wights and walkers in the same episode she has difficulty running away from them
Can we get some F's for my boy?
He managed to take down all the diversity single-handedly. he will be remembered as the savior of Westerosi demographics.
OH NO NO NO NO
Arya becomes the Night King
Again, other characters got lots of Azor Ahai build up, but the one who actually was the chosen one was the one who got none of it. If you're going to have a prophecy that has scenes where there is clearly some divine plan at work, don't turn around and tell me the prophecy was just made up. Because the WW mandelas and the Jon/Danny pic comparison I posted clearly implied SOMETHING was going on, which this episode just shat on. Again, if they included Arya in that, it would not have been an issue.
Tyrion is dead meat because Dany lost her chance.
No, he failed to kill shitworm and pissandei.
Remember its just a shitty tv show bros. I've been shitposting nearly all day waiting for his episode. It was massively disappointing and laughably bad. But I'm not gonna sit here any longer being outraged like some blue checkmark twitter activist. it was fucking stupid and the two hack jews who are writing it are retards who have no idea what theyre doing. anyone who thought it was good is a pleb. the books are different and grrm didnt plan to have arya do this. and yes they are coming out, even if he dies. now we can shitpost and condescendingly laugh at this trainwreck and the sjw plebs who like it as it comes it to its anticlimactic conclusion. thats about all, peace out.
There was trees in that scene except for the Godswood, you retard. It's 100% pure concentrated hackery
You can't use shadow step and ambush in the same specialization you fucktard.
>Jorah died the death Ser Barristan should've gotten
IT HURTS.
We also would've had Jaime + Barristan scenes prior.
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>they were prepared to throw logic completely out the window by having skeletons break through stone tomb walls
>didnt even bother to bring this lad back for cheap gasps
They cant even be fucking cheap right bros
i wanted him to say something so badly at that scene or when he faced jon.
>Rheagar married Lyanna to conceive Jon, who he believed would be the Prince who was Promised
>This started a devastating civil war that killed thousands, including him
>turns out, it was all pointless
>the Long Night lasted literally a single night
I'm not even mad. I'm just empty.
you mean ballistae
>Yea Forums in a nutshell
Deep. At last I truly see.
He was an avid reader of Steve Sailer
That it ended so quickly. The NK had a groupie of important looking servants around him, but they never did anything. The quicky stabby really ruined the mood that it established.
yea yea Rhaenyra has an army we get it faggot
It's clearly snow and not ash.
Plus the book scene it's described as snow, you can't exactly say "ambiguous whitish stuff falling from the sky"
when did gaining the ability to be able to teleport behind someone become a bad thing?
We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts...but our war cries will echo through eternity! They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves! Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood!
Most of the good guys army is dead actually, and as for the dragons Dany will probably be hesitant to use them because she doesn't want to destroy Kings Landing and kill a bunch of innocent future subjects. Also there's talk of Tyrion betraying them and helping Cersei.
this smug smile was a decent moment, if you ignore how cheesy and obvious the entire "omg the flame breath had no effect on him!" scene is. Made me excited to see some more from the Night King in the final confrontation, too bad we didn't get anything at all.
This episode killed time-travel fags.
There's no more magic bullshit.
Since it got used way too many times in DBZ.
He saved Westeros from being raped by horse niggers. He is the true hero.
she cries over him like that but not her dragon
Yeah he should have, but i like the idea that Cersei is the final boss fight. Just feels kinda right ya know?
Bit of speculation. But I believe Bran was sending information back to his past self, so he knew what to predict. The ravens saw Arya coming with the dagger. So past-Bran was able to see it too.
>>the Long Night lasted literally a single night
L O L
Jon Snow sitting on the Iron Throne, obviously
This is the true victory. The morons are still trying to meme Brann being the NK into existence, but the truth is that 'theory' is dead as the NK himself.
And it made no fucking sense to begin with. Why does Brann need to go back in time to become the NK? He clearly just got marked by the NK and that was it.
>nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
>tree
it's shown she literally blows the hair of the walkers as she walks past
so how many build ups didnt mean shit at the end regarding goblin slayyyying the night king? feels like the lot didnt need to be there when all you really needed was bran, goblin and dickless person (for that extra subversion)
The idea behind the slow down is she moved too fast for him to react. They aren't force sensitive, just really well trained
>There's no more magic bullshit.
Night king is now immune to fire because dabid said at the end of the episode it would be underwhelming
>the one bit of emotion we get from the Night King
>it's him being smug
At least we got that
>10/10 episode
>this
It feels right up until you realize they're going to do her dirty like they did the night king. She's going to die in some "epic good guys win style"
haven't read the book but can't that be like a possible future or something? if anything it'd be pretty shitty if we already knew the night king was going to win
Every wight has blue eyes, it's vague as shit.
Episode 4
>Everyone worships Arya
>Arya is found to be a Targ, Ned was cucked
>they teleport to kings landing
Episode 5
>Arya kills Cersei
Episode 6
>Arya kills Euron
What the fuck did I just watch?
Have Cersei win. Just as one final spit in the face.
By not watching
I'll write off everything past season 6 as fanfiction and wait for twow
fuck i hate reddit
Arya sneaking up on the Night King was less climatic than when Andy drove his prius into Dwight in the Office.
Change my mind.
reality is they just didnt have the budget to spend on Jon x Viserion fight or NK vs anyone fight
The entire show was dark so they could cut their CGI expenses in half
And its good PR to have Arya do gay shit
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHHAHAHHHHHH
MARVEL IS OFFICIALLY A BETTER FRANCHISE THAN GAME OF THRONES
If the NK had actually said anything to Bran (before he died) what would you have wanted him to say?
Books are not the show, shit diverged ages ago
smugmind
>8 years of buildup ended with a nothin personnel Yea Forums shitpost so Euron can be the big bad guy
Take us into orbit, Mr. Malmsteen, we've seen enough.
Reminder that the ballistas can't aim straight up, or even past like 30 degrees.
Cersei is going to kill Dany.
Only then will Jon publicly reveal his lineage.
No, il doesn't. Arrogant wine addicted bitch Cersei will never be a final boss in the books. It's just another yasss queen moment.
why the fuck did they turn the wights into world war z zombies though? it looked so bad.
Melissandre is best girl
>in the prior season a massive fucking ballista is needed to even put a dent in the dragon's scales, he's still mostly fine after it
>lol he just almost gets stabbed to death by skeletons
lads..... im so exhausted
Jon is not Aragorn.
if you think this show has a happy ending you havent been paying attention
Chad Summerchild has posted his review
if he really was the entire wight army self-destruct button THEN WHY THE FUCK WASNT HE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE WAY BEYOND THE WALL SURROUND BY PURE ICE WALLS AND THE STRONGEST PROTECTORS HIS ARMOR WOULD HAVE HAD TO OFFER? WHY WAS HE RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN GOING FOR THE MAIN DUDE EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT?
why didn't he play the wights like Nagato played Pain and his other bodies? seriously
There isn't a "MC" in this show..have you not been watching??
Show scene is still clearly snow
>Ice to meet you finally
Not to mention that enemies die in 1 hit. Even just a tiny poke from obsidian. Nobody takes a spear and just downward thrusts all the climbing undead
OH NO NO NO NO NNO AAHAHAHAHAHAH
I noticed this too. Powerful storytelling.
This is nice and all, but Dany still has 2 fucking dragons. Those dragon-killer bolts aren't easy to use, especially since based Bronn is somewhere else. Also, what the FUCK was Cercei going to do if the North lost? That's just more people to add to the army of the dead.
Pretty sure it's 50% making fun of Theon having no balls
In the end, Tywin Lannister did shit gold. Tyrion's murder of Tywin ultimately backfired on him.
Consider for a moment you are Tywin. Your bowels are horribly backed up, on account of Oberyn's noxious poisoning. Your guts stink with rancid shit. You are constipated, and you simply cannot release. Your freak imp son shoots you in the gut with a quarrel. With your last breaths, situated on the privy as you are, you feel your bowels loosen as far as they can in the sweet release of death. Like a flood, your innards empty themselves of a week's worth of poisonous, reeking shit. It is the ultimate expungement to never be rivaled.
His last moments were a bliss.
>reality is they just didnt have the budget
Isn't this like the most expensive tv series ever made?
They pulled the same shit on the battle for the wall episode, they just made shit dark so you couldn't see the wildling army of 100k people properly.
"It's over, old friend" or some crap like that. They were obviously so many levels ahead of everyone else.
Tell me Yea Forums, is this the best way to watch Got?
Schlock Kino.
stfu, subverted, have sex
It's like I'm watching a rushed shounen anime ending, christ
>misandry killing herself because she said she wouldn't be alive after the night was over
>couldn't live with being wrong
I thought it was going to be Jon fights but some trope of NOTHING PERSONAL KID. But now I am even more disappointed.
>live in comfy warm Dorne
>Never even hear of white walkers or any of that bullshit
>wake up one day and learn your queen was beaten by another queen
>fuck one of your concubines
>go back to sleep
Melisandre used her shadow magic to tp Arya to kill the NK. I'm not sure how that works when it's not a shaodw baby, but it's the only explanation i got for you guys on how Arya gets past the whole fucking Night Gang.
Same gust of wind as for Renly's death.
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>tfw people actually thing the "green eyes" prediction by Melisandre means Arya will kill Cersei
>tfw this might actually happen
In all seriousness, some brief exchange that implies that the NK is doing this so he can finally die himself.
LEGEND
hey man, scratches hurt
aragorn didn't really kill anyone important at all
I know people hate blogposting but I don't give a fuck. I am legitimately so fucking mad about how they ended this. Fucking ARYA really? Of all the people you could've had do it, you just have her jump from the fucking shadows and stab him? You're telling me he just couldn't sense her being there, none of the others could do it, when they can sense EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE? Why? Because her faceless man bullshit? Get fucked. We had 8 seasons for a big buildup to a sweet sword fight to kill the NK and all we get is YEET from the shadows and POOF fucking all gone. I mean at least have her fuckng fight it or something, not POOF BANG DONE LOL. What was even the POINT of this? Literally only killed a few minor characters. Berric was sad but for the rest its like who REALLY cares? Jorah hasn't been important for like 3-4 seasons now.
They built up all that shit with them all sitting in the room by the fire and they ALL FUCKING LIVED. D&D didn't have the balls to kill ONE of the main group. Just show the zombies pushing them into the wall and not stabbing them for whatever reason and OH THE SUSPENSE WHAT IF THEY DON'T KILL HIM IN TIME!!! Get fucked. You could at LEAST do something cool like have Brienne die doing something heroic, Jaime gets pissed and kills the NK in a sweet Azor Ahai sword fight and then end up dying in the process, defending Bran in a really poetic ending or something since he's the one who made Bran paralyzed and set him on the path to being the 3ER in the first place. But nope, el goblina says "nothing personnel" and just long jumps like 40 fucking feet and stabs him.
What was even the POINT of the NK going if all he wanted was to kill Bran anyway? Why didn't he just fly in and burn his ass, or have the zombies climb THAT wall and just eat him, or send any of his other guys to do it? He literally doesn't even say anything, just looks at him. What does he even WANT with the 3ER anyway? Fucking hell.
yeah what the fuck?
Why didnt the KANG just siege Winterfell? Was he in some fucking hurry?
Agreed. That episode was really good. I really enjoyed the charge at the beginning. After all, a wise man once said "what you cannot see is what is scary". The poor lighting was actually a deliberate design choice to make the white walkers more scary. The unknown is what people fear. If we could see the white walkers we wouldn't be afraid of them. I'm also glad that it was Arya who killed the night king as she was clearly the right person for the job. We all thought no one could kill the night king. But arya is no one.
It's a 10/10 from the catering to plebs perspective.
I would say that maybe he had to be in range of the wight like with the paths of pain but clearly not since a functional wight was in kings landing while the night king was behind the wall.
inb4 swarms of people thinking this is real again
G R E E N
E Y E S
mmmm shadow babies
theres probably still like 500 unsullied he didnt get
There's no virtue of subverting expectation for the sake of doing so. And couldn't be behind this because this could never happen in the books
You watch too many animes. Bulbous tears don't immediately jettison out of your eyes when you're grief stricken.
source your shit cause that makes no sense
>nu-wow
Are you retarded? Does it need to be spelled out for you what SNOW on the THRONE means?Jeez, what could possibly be the meaning of SNOW on the THRONE?? Isn't there some random character with a wintry kind of name or something? I'm forgetting...guess we'll never know what the vision of SNOW on the THRONE meant
so who all died this episode?
I thought he was just gonna lob his sword at the Night King when he started raising his hands, that would've been more satisfying.
Where are you retarded redditors getting this disguise shit from?
They clearly show a white walker's hair move forward and play a gust of wind sound. She fucking flash stepped behind the night king.
He literally could have just starved them out.
what is thiss?
friendly reminder: dany has purple eyes
>That poser bartender in the black shirt joining in at end with the jumping around when he had no idea what happened
>The Great War
>The Last War
so...Night King=Kaiser Wilhelm?
Cersei=Hitler?
drogon was probably hurt from all the wight and the other dragon is seriously wounded from his fight with the zombie dragon.
Sansa really getting a double chin lately, no wonder they don't have enough food
they could have at the very least put in one last melisandre tiddy shot
Euron becomes Night King and turns Cersei’s entire army into White Walkers. Maybe even post battle with Dany the dead from both sides rise. We get snow in Kings landing. Sam tells Jon he has to kill Dany because he is Azor Ahai. But nothing happens and Dany dies betrayed. Jaime kills Cersei and his sword ignites. Jon dies fighting the Night King but Jaime pierces him through the back while he’s distracted with Jon.
They show the walkers notice her running past and not reacting quickly enough
It's still stupid she didn't jump from a fucking tree at least
None of the main characters.
I'm not saying its supposed to make sense, the question was 'what would you liked to have heard him say'. And that's what I would have liked to have heard him say, that he was as sick of this series as the rest of us.
I suddenly feel better
>I'll let you live if you let me watch the rape too
Doesn't matter. The unsullied won't affect demographics. There might be a few dothraki women in the crypts that survived, but it's unclear.
No, NK = Trump.
one gotta ask: what is the fucking point of jon again?
that would have required actual subversion and good writing
based seething user
to be honest im not sure any kind of single episode could have given a satisfying conclusion to the night king. better maybe but not perfect. how do you wrap up eight seasons of build up with 1 battle in winterfell? it could have been better but there was just no way for the living to win without bullshit like "kill the boss they all die" or something
everything
Was KANG wearing no armor at all? Like goblina just stabbed through his breastplate with ease? What?
that's not what flash step is but okay
besides, there was still a wall of fucking wights to get through
Excellent blog my friend but I dont think ill be reading this.
valer morgholis
Soneone remind me, did the show mention yet what the voice in the flame actually said to Varys? Or did Dungeons and Dragons forget/axe it?
>no budget for NK vs anyone fight
Hes a fucking dude with a sword in heavy makeup, why would they need a huge budget to have him fight?
See
Arya can teleport so I don't even see the point of fighting a normal war with her. There is no way they can detect arya given she somehow went through a crowd of super ice zombies undetected. In Kings landing she can easily kill, face steal her way up and assassinate.
i would have had much more respect for the episode had Sansa and Tyrion double-suicided
Did anyone hear that counter-strike 1.6 backstab sound or was it just me
MRS STARK, GET DOWN!
That is exactly what flash step is.
every ""scene"" with Ghost is so fucking idiotic
It's obvious they completely forgot about him and just and him put in afterwards. No one ever interacts with him or even looks at him
my bad thought i was in a different thread
Bending knee to stronk womyn leaders
absolutely. these incels are just made because someone with a penis didnt kill the NK
>leads cavalry charge
>turns around and leaves 100k horse niggers to their deaths
This wasnt in the show though, was it
The illusion seems to have worn off on her hand.
Was it my TV or was the lighting really terrible?
Would be pretty cool if it was just a repeat of her trying to stab Sandor
gas the normalfags
How pissed will everybody be when Cersei dies by Arya.
The Valonquar won't actually happen because D & D are going to be edgy.
it’s a shame we didn’t get a single speech. the speech in the opening of gladiator was better than anything this show did
>not Ms. Sandei
poor form
He wins. Or he dies, but it doesn't matter because instead of being a Droid Control Ship he has a whole bunch of other Walkers.
Westeros gets fucked in the ass and they end up needing to sail to Essos while he reclaims the continent.
I dunno, anything but what we got.
i just made that shit up no need to get mad
They still didn’t explain why TNK decided now was the right time to take over Westeros. He’s been alive longer than Westeros even existed why did he decide now was the time?
Jesus fucking christ, killing ancient supernatural king who creates army of undead in 1 episode. Dealing with retarded wine addict (whos best plan was to get Bobby B drunk and hope something happens, when Bobby B gets drunk every day without her plans) her retarded sailor manwhore
A certain desert people again got their hands on something beautiful and had to tear it apart.
She was always my favorite character. long may she reign
>The power to use bursts of speed allowing the user to move faster than the eye can track, making it appear as if they have teleported.
Dumb faggot
>Arya going full anime at the end
What a shitshow.
Literally the only way to win was kill the Night King. Every life lost was pointless and they'd have been better off leaving Bran out and hiding someone with a dragonglass crossbow in a tree to take the Night King out. Cersei was 100% right to not even show up.
Bring back Littyfinger
sorry i havent really played anything past WotLK, and in my time shadowste-ambush was a signature move of one of iconic default pvp builds
Destiny.
i think it has something to do with kings landing being cold but i might be wrong. anyone else have any ideas?
>hold on lads, we killed the night king, but really what the fuck was that all about? prophecies, undead beings, mysteries of the long night and children of the forest, the power of the gods manifesting, and the magic of the ancient?
>lol, he's dead and we won. who the fuck cares? let's go to kings landing now
How is that edgy? That is just blatant tumblr appeal, it's like the opposite of edgy
Piss and moan more, maybe it will change things
>Hurr durr I can flaws in a television show, I'm so fucking smart I better tell everyone in case they is not as smart as i
The NK's motivation wasn't only to kill Bran, he wanted to wipe out all men but he specifically wanted to kill Bran himself since Bran is the new 3ER, and remember the 3ER was allied with the rogue children of the forest who broke away from the other children who created the NK for the purposes of destroying mankind.
who's this shriveled nutsack? :3
reminder that in the entirety of the show, the Night King only killed 3 characters
>Bloodraven
>Viserion
>Theon
Captain Save a Ho got what he deserved.
*raises sword*
“Cool off...”
>yfw littlefinger gave bran that dagger who gave it to arya
azor littlefinger
Winter. Dany being a
which is retarded. Let me just hit 50yard long jump to get him.
>an off-screen spell cast of magic we didn't know she had was the way she did it
if that's the official explanation I swear to god.
IS RHAEGAL DEAD OR ALIVE
Subverting your expectations.
A glorious shitshow. I started watching GOT for this very moment. Feed me more memes. Quench my thirst with more tears.
If he did it would just kill the show, like taking ol yeller out behind the shed. I wish
Bran did say he had a hate bonor for 3 eyed Ravens and would go out of his way to ensure his demise.. it's not that surprising
>no ser gerold dayne
sigh... hbo shafted us
There's also a large number of dothraki babies
POST YFW THE LONG NIGHT LASTED ONE NIGHT
missandei getting offended because everyone hates the mother of burgers was funny
i hate it when shows remind me of how dirty my monitor is
Theon and Viserion were in self defence.
YARE YARE DAZE!!! DID THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPEN???
But Arya was the fantasy cliche crap prophesy bullshit. And they just played it strait the entire way. Magic assassin skills did not subvert anything. The entire battle was predictable and characters of value clearly wore plot armor while named who died spouted/strutted around with death flags of great certainty. So i'd say it failed to subvert expectations.
because of bran
Currently in a quantum superposition.
Me and my buddies were fucking dying of laughter about his death
>NK comes in looking for boi pussy
>Bran "Theon, youre a good friend"
>This somehow gives him the courage to charge at the NK just to die like a bitch
LOL What the fuck did he expect to happen?
>stop pointing out why my favorite show is bad
why does cersei still have that fucking joffrey haircut it's been like 2 years
see him in the next episode trailer so he's alive
alive
When the fuck did GoT turn into a SJW series?
I hope it kills both the dragons
..."I'm hurt"....
Wow!!! Epic HBO writing.
Why did the dead only attack on ONE side of the castle? Was there like a fence around it that was totally impenetrable other than that side, and if so, why didnt' they just make the whole thing impenetrable?
>did you catch the rape? Beautiful aint it?
new:
F
> mfw meme magic is fucking real
think of the possibilities
He finally got a dragon. The 7 kingdoms were shattered from infighting. He was never going to be in a better position.
No you have to take it one step further. Suddenly for no particular reason everyone dies. Timeskip to nature scenes. The end. Ultimate subversion the entire story was meaningless for no particular reason.
>Sansa and Tyr didn't suicide together in the crypt
>Brianne didn't die saving Jamie
>Arya didnt get gang-stabbed by the undead alone in the dark
>Dragontits didnt get eaten by the undead dragon
>Jon didnt fight and die to the Night King
>Night King didn't get wounded by Bran and then finished off by Jamie stabbing him in the back
>Jamie didn't then die from his wounds
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISAPPOINTING
>noo dont die!
>Jorah, Beric and Theon are dead
>Arya kills the night king
So, they killed off the last three interesting characters and had a tiny goblin kill the primary antagonist ? Is that correct ?
>why doesn’t he decapitate her as soon as she let go of his hand
I always wondered why did the guards attack in the first place, they just lost their boss, why bother at that point.
the night king forcing a retreat of some characters to then lose near king's landing would have been the best we could have gotten. could have been better. but no way the dead were actually going to win, at all
So we get two more episodes of filler and then the finale?
Give me one good reason why Clegane shouldn't have been the one to pick up the sword and kill the NK.
>Finally gets her his fear of fire
>picks up Beric's flaming sword
>it turns green
>Melisandre: "The Lord of Light works in many ways."
>The Hound rushes into the courtyard and wipes the floor with the NK's fuccboi army
>BTFOs him easy
Would've been infinitely better than Arya's silent killing technique no jutsu
but why did bran go afk in his mind for like an hour in the middle of the fight?
season 6
I unironically screencapped your post, got was all about shitposting, the show is a dumpster fire.
This There's a reason they keep showing the ballistae pointed at the dragon skull during the intro. It's not only to commemorate its creation. It's a subtle nod to the death of the dragons.
He's the main character pertaining to anything in the North
Jon Snow is going to be king, duh
when pic related happened
Yeah, I wish everyone in this show was dead too.
A forcefield made of plot armor and shitty writing defended the rest of the castle. Only there for the 3 eyed raven? Nah fuck it don't go over the wall at the spot where you KNOW he is with your Night King sense that only seem to detect him and every other being on earth other than some chubby goblin with a dagger.
This.
If Arya can sneak through white walkers and kill the Night King then literally no human character is even remotely a match for her.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wished this so hard.
>why did he decide now was the time?
he saw endgame and decided to finally lift his fat ass and do something with his unlife
No he wasn't. His death had meaning and purpose. It wasn't all for shock value. His death triggered the war of the five kings. showfags, I swear to god may you rot in hell. GoT is NOT about "hur dur shock value dur dragons nd tits bro"
>WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF BRAN?
Its episode 3 you fucking retard, story isn't even close to over.
Why are so many people acting like this was the end of the series? Its episode fucking 3.
Is this thread nr987 "wah wah, muh episode ended not as i imagined in my wet dreams" ?
That was so fucking bizarre and out of place. Also someone should told the Mormont girl (and Sam) to go to the crypts, neither of them really did anything and now House Mormont is wiped out. With Sam, he just felt like a huge liability, literally got Edd killed because he had to watch out for the fat ass.
None of you are asking the real question: what the fuck was Ghost doing and did he live? He was standing with everyone else during the formations
I only got mad when they killed /ourguys/ beric and jorah. Shout outs to Melly and her based buffs, your godly tits will be missed.
>Implying castrated people can reproduce
Heh, what?
STOP THAT SHIT AINT REAL .........is it?
is nobody going to mention that the entire Dothraki race was just wiped out? that was genocide
Who isn’t these days
Not your TV, the lighting in the first half was way too dark. Lots of people complained about it.
>NK = MT confirmed
dont have them
Its from some soccer game originally.
Ghost is dead m8, none of the normies care or remember so they won't even bother wasting cgi money on showing him again.
So she just stood there in disguise while Theon died?
This isnt the real story. GRRM hasnt written the real story yet. Hopefully he wraps it up better than HBO.
Maybe it would work in the books. In the show Arya is a ridiculous cliche ninja warrior
i would but dude, goblins lmao
Good thing we got 8 seasons of build up just so a character with zero lines of dialogue and no discernible motivation beyond "kill all humans XD" could get stabbed once and all it took was sacrificing a few redshirts.
Bravo D&D
Not even close to my favourite show, but running to the interwebs to point out plot holes as fast as you can is awful faggy. Protip; we all know the show is fanfic at this point. Just stfu and enjoy it. Or don't, you don't actually matter anyway.
it's obviously revenge for creating the suffering of the white walkers. like hunger games, they periodically punish the people of westeros
Acknowledging your post.
I agree with you
i bet it will show flowers blooming from springtime, as if thats how botany works
This felt anti-climactic. The whole point of the series is that whoever sits the Iron Throne doesn't matter, the threat of the White Walkers matters.
What they should have done is had Cersei send her armies North, feigning a truce, then have them try to pull a sneaky Red Wedding/Green Trial type of thing against all her rivals. Many mains die, but enough survive, and Lannister army is fighting everyone else during the betrayal. Mains win, but are severely weakened, and guess who shows up at the worst possible time; the Army of the Dead. Then just play Battle of Winterfell, but everyone is bloodied from the massacre just a few hours earlier.
>Night King survives dragonfire just beacuse
D A B I D
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Also, Whiskey Cavalier is now the best show on TV
Not even close to my favorite thread, but running to Yea Forums to point out how much you don't care about a thread as fast as you can is awful faggy. Protip; we all know you don't care. Just stfu and enjoy reading through it. Or don't, you don't actually matter anyway.
>Serious Question:
Did Arya use her face stealing powers to disguise herself an a wight and sneak up to the NK?
And if not, why didn’t D&D do that? wouldn’t it have been at least a little bit cooler than literal *teleports behind u*?
One of the Lt. has a few hairs blow, that's called fucking wind in that god damn snow storm
>people being able to talk while fighting
go back to lord of the rings
I call that mercy
GRRM probably thinks its hillarious how much HBO has fucked up the writing. Now, when his book comes out, it will seem totally amazing in comparison.
WINTERFELL IS WHERE WINTER FELL
Friendly reminder that Arya having sex was key to all of this.
Dickless incel Theon dies.
Mel, who was rejected by Jon a few seasons ago, dies.
Beric, presumably a based volcel, dies.
Arya, who fucked her royal-blooded childhood crush, BTFOs the incel king.
Have sex autists.
jamie having to very reluctantly stab cersei
Can someone explain to me what purpose night kang even served in the story
>it was merely wind featured right at that moment to lure the watcher into a false interpretation
you're delusional, dude
So NightKing and whitewalkers were just a balancing patch update to nerf D&J and make Cersei looks like a threat again?
>mindblown
nice try but Arya fucking left before that shit could have happened and Melisandre didn't steal any royal cum or blood thanks to being gone till this episode
But he isn't, if anything Bran is. But then so is Arya and Sansa.
>that Arya stealth level
Why did she enter a room, sneak around it twice, then leave through the same door? What did it achieve?
>her arm is the only thing preventing him from swinging in and cutting her head off
>she stops blocking his arm
>instead of swinging at her defenseless face, stands there and then drops his arm limp to his side
why? who allowed this? couldve at least had her duck under the obvious swing that would come if she let the opponents sword arm go
Didn't think would appreciate the books more. So what now?
Filler
Grey worm shits on your analysis
>killyourselves and guarantee your death and get resurrected vs only dying if night king wins thus leaving the chance to avoid being a zombie
Why would tyrion ever pick suicide
1 single dude, a few hairs
>dragonfire did nothing
>a toothpick blew him the fuck out
>the iron bank if braavos sent the golden company to foreclosure the seven kingdoms.
Wintfell is safe for securing their properties.
The rest of the ((kingdoms)) are fucked
shamefurrr dispray
did you miss part where they only brought warriors, not the entire race
Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory.
I shall live and die at my post.
I am the sword in the darkness.
I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch,
for this night and all the nights to come."