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>arya ran so fast past the night kings generals they couldnt see her
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
watching the dothraki get destroyed brought me great joy.
It was his fucking time, everything led to this.
>they don't even cross swords
They did this to hurt us
>yfw the whole battle stops at random moments to allow for dramatic slow motion shots
*kills Euron and Cersei too*
psh nothing personnel night king
i feel like ive seen her do that drop knife trick before
am i wrong?
So what the fuck was the title of this episode anyway?
Are there any more leaks? I don't care anymore
This is basically 50% of the episode. With a bad soundtrack and random SQUELCH sound effects.
>White Walkers built up as the final antagonists
>literally from the first scene of the first episode
>the point that who sits on the Iron Throne does not matter in the face of this evil is drilled home repeatedly over eight fucking seasons
>they get BTFO in the most unsatisfying moment in television history, all in a single episode, ruining several character arcs in the process
>final episodes deal with realm politics and who will sit on the Iron Throne
The writers for this shit need to be nailed to a fucking cross
eight seasons for that? fuck I should have just killed myself instead
you'd need a sub-90 IQ to think this was the last we saw of the night king
bran is now around with supernatural powers and a night king mark on his arm. something is going to happen
this
Fuck you, the Dothraki were absolute lads, really going to miss those mad bastards
same. it was the white women who can fight after all
You do nothing, John Snow. How the hell did they drop the ball so hard? He's your fucking main character and it's the biggest, most important battle in the entire series. Jesus.
first for praise Podrick
Is reddit actually turning on this episode?
>same move she used against brienne
>same place she snuck up on Jon in episode 1 this season
>foreshadowed many times
uh duh
yeah what a shitty arc if nothing else happens
he didnt even get to kill the bad dragon
>That Tumblr image quality
Only real leak we have so far is tyrion's trial and execution for treason.
didnt she do a move like that against brienne?
>the long night
anyone got a working link
I hope she does, would make no difference at this point
>yfw you wake up tomorrow and this wasn't a bad dream
YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Kills House Frey
>Kills Littlefinger
>Kills the Night King
tbqh i wouldn't be surprised if a few of these are just showArya taking kills from Lady Stoneheart in the books
and the Night King isn't a character in the books so who knows what'll happen
Melly is BASED
P...PLEASE NO AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH
How are they going to cross swords when it's established that the Night King has superhuman strength?
Literal sandniggers
>that white walkers hair being blown to the side was from arya dashing past him
S-SHE'S FAST.
any good reaction vids yet
sjw bar probably wont finish posting all of it for ar least a couple days
bros all i fucking wanted was some dialogue between Bran and the NK. They obviously had some kind of mutual respect for each other and were on an entirely different realm of existence to everybody else with how old the NK was and how Bran is the TER. That's why this shitty death hurts me so much because they were just about to talk and this level 15 goblin comes out of the shadows
I liked tte part where the 10's of thousands of white walkers and the huge fucking battle came to a complete stop so ayra could play metal gear solid inside for 10 minutes
N + A = J
where's a mass shooter when you need one
now i know how stannis fags felt
someone needs to wildfire that room
No. Everytime i think this show must just be pulling some bullshit and have skmething good up their sleeve i am disappointed. He isn't coming back. You underestimate how big of hacks dumb and dumber are
8 years
Basically, this. Most of the battle was was confusing and incomprehensible. I knew we were in for a doozy.
you are actively oppressing women's rights
shysters
Remember how Rhaegar fucked Lyanna and this caused a terrible civil war, but he was justified because of the prophesy and he was actually saving the realm?
poor elia
I was just wondering what are they gonna do with Arya for the next three episodes. I mean she just killed the NK, she's basically Jesus, are they really gonna have her just coast on this accomplisment for the last few episodes or is she actually going to get to kill Cersei and The Mountain and get to complete her death list totally epic style?
Azor Jon
>muh buildupp to nothing
sure is reddit in here
It's perfect and only brainlets can't understand. The night king was just a representation of pure evil. A big bad boogie man, like Sauron and his big ugly orcs. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't lord of the rings, it's not a children's story; GoT is more nuanced and complex and thrilling than simply good vs. evil. We all KNOW good always triumphs over evil. But...
But what happens when things aren't so black and white hmm? I'm glad the NK is out of the way. And they did away with him in a manner that BTFOs Tolkienfags. I'm way more interested in the battle to come at kings landing. We will see something much more intriguing than simply good vs evil. We will see betrayal, cunning, tyranny, and a whole array of mixed emotions.
Is the episode up? I can't seem to find a fucking stream
Sooooooo what was the point of the dothraki charge?
WHAT
WAS
THE
POINT
OF
THE
KINGS
LANDING
SNOW
SCENE
FORESHADOWING
Now that the episode is over. The worst part begins. You fags failing to understand basic plot points, and then in the same breath calling the writing shit.
Have sex
>people thinking this is real
>Charging light cav in like that
>Not having them do hit and run tactics around the settlement.
It was full on retard. I mean, I guess you have to be careful with conventional tactics against undead, but come on now.
>brainlets thinking this is real
jesus christ
remember when season one arya was the most revered cunny
time ruins everything
Same
The army of the dead was such a dangerous thing that the seven kingdoms should pool they forces togheter, but...
>The Dothraki didnt matter
>Highgarden werent there
>Lannisters, only Jaime
>Dorne, nope
>Greyjoy, just 10 good men (confirmed by bran)
>Baratheon, just one if you count the bastard blacksmit
>Sellswords, nah
at least rhaegar/lyanna shippers have been completely BTFO now
>thousands died
>including a fair deal of unsullied men and the entire dothraki troops
>marching towards King's Landing on snow with a battered and bruised army
I can only imagine the asspull from this point on
Azor Pod
no
>So what the fuck was the title of this episode anyway?
Nothing Personnel
I feel the same way. Even a few words would had been fine. What a mess.
>jon spends 8 seasons fighting against the white walkers at the Wall
>arya teleports in from essos and kills the Big Bad
OMG THIS IS HONESTLY SO EMPOWERING
>in the aftermath
>people are cleaning up the battlefield after the night king war
>dark clouds forming fog in the distance
>ground starts to rumble
>a loud roar can be heard from the fog
>HOOOOOOO!
>everyone looks at the fog in fear
>DOOOOOOOOOR!
>The real night king appears, it's Hodor and he's angry as fuck
The episode makes sense.
I mean, really, it does. Season 1 started with Ned being "the main character". Everyone though he was gonna be the main character, gonna solve all the problems. And what happens to him? He dies. He's not the main character. He never was. That's not that kind of story.
Cut to season 8. Night King. The main villain. The big bad guy. The Great War. Well guess what? He's not a main villain. He dies. Cersei is the main villain and Euron with his big cock.
This show has REPEATEDLY trying to tell everyone it's not LOTR. This whole show, the whole theme is subverting your expectations.
"There's only one war that matters. The Great War, and it is here"
Said by a guy that was supposed to be the chosen one. Azor Ahai. But there was never Azor Ahai. He was never the chosen one, and there was never the great war. Just a big ass battle between Cersei that is just gonna sort of happen now.
The show begun with subversion and ended with subversion. That's what they always wanted to do. The only people that are fools are people who got baited.
There's a reason why David Benioff and DB Weiss were hired by Kathleen Kennedy. They operate on the same kind of thinking Rian Johnson does. Having your expectation subverted. Snoke never mattered just like Night Knight never mattered.
And now it begins. No, now it ends.
you traitor's bastard, you'll hang for this
who are N and A?
Same. It made zero fucking sense for the Night King to go down there and kill him in the first place, it was literally a moment of vulnerability that lead to his death. But if he just exchanged a few words or did SOMETHING with Bran then it could have at least made sense why he needed to personally go do the job himself.
Was there a single moment where Brienne wasn't within inches of death? I feel like every scene of her was her being attacked by 30 wights at once and screaming.
do suicide
>game of thrones: the phantom menace
thank god arya blew up the droid control ship
>"conflict" with cersei will be solved in one episode aswell
what the fuck were the wights doing when the dothraki ran into them? were they standing on each other's shoulders?
Dany wanted a white ethnostate.
so the outfit they all wear or the whole reason as to why he wanted to wipe out all life or any other lore behind these guys isn't going to be explained until HBO make their gay prequel series right?
>T-1000 music starts playing
For a second, I thought this was real. Had to watch it again to make sure. I can't trust any of you anymore.
true Azor Ahai will be Jaime all along
hahaha HOLY FUCK
WHAT WAS THE POINT
WE GOT THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED TALK LAST SEASON
WHAT THE FUCK IS JON FOR
>robert's rebellion was built on a lie
>the lie that rhaegar's precious prophesy meant anything
nice
The only point of it was to get that "Charge into complete darkness" shot. That one frame looked cool, but not worth it overall.
>Undead plot shit is over
It can only get better now. If only by 1%.
>and then, for no reason at all, people just voted Hitler into power.
he becomes the new nights king and kills everyone
that is one way to redeem this show after this fuck-awful episode
She's gonna kill Cersei. She already killed 2 out of the 3 eye colors the redhead told her.
to be fair 50% of her screentime in the entire series is her screaming NOOOOOOAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
Well you see user there was once an old theory we old farts used to toss around, it was about the prince that was promised wielding the sword that would vanquish the night
honk honk
I can't wait for China to nuke us.
Its like if ginny weasley killed voldemort halfway through episode 6 and harry had to work things out with the malfoys or something for the next movies
who would you have wanted to strike the killing blow, Yea Forums?
or d&d changed the ending because of how much the fanbase loves edgy anime arya
Kino moments:
>Dragon face rip and Night King falling.
>Arya stealth sequence
>Melisandre death
>Drogon getting zerg'd
>From the dusty mesa
>Theon charge
>Jon confronting the Night King
Cringekino moments:
>All the main characters lining up
>Sansa, Tyrion, and Missandei in the crypt
>Nothin personnel King
>Dany trying to emote
>Reddit girl kills giant
Ned Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
something that probably I missed, did the dragon that jon was ridding got killed?
blue was for night king
>Edd: killed by a wight
>Lyanna: killed by a wight giant
>Beric: killed by a pack of wights
>Jorah: killed by a pack of wights
>Theon: killed by the Night King
theon had the best death
rolling for the kingslayer
...
>big bad boogie man
thats all the characters have been since season 5.
Evil big bad witch lady and evil big bad Ramsey
>dothraki and unsullied virtually wiped out
Why is everyone acting like we dont have 3 more episodes left and we're not going to get an explanation? Holy shit relax
Rerolling is cheating
Because soon snow will be on the throne.
clearly a football match
>You're a good man.
Theon should've shoved a knife in his groin while he lay there bleeding out
ayyyyyy
That's a grab attack though. You would have to wait for the animation to play out. Unless it has a mash rb/lb mechanic like some dark souls grab attacks.
Yep. She's missing green eyes, which is conveniently Cersei's eye color.
>Your cock was beautiful, Theon.
I wanted Jamal Ginsburg to punch his lights out
Seriously, though. I don't think we got one single zombie cameo. Someone said one of the skellies in the crypt might have been Lyanna Stark, but I was really hoping one of them in the library was going to be Hodor.
WHY WAS HE IMMUNE TO DRAGONFIRE REEEEEEEE
>that moment where dany just sits there on her dragon while shes surrounded by hundreds of wights and does nothing but stare off into the distance long enough for them to climb her dragon
what the fuck was that?
Azor Edmure
I just got a lot of respect for the Avengers films
At least they set up and fleshed out Thanos
These hack frauds had a decade to flesh out the Night King and did nothing
>we're not going to get an explanation?
What explanation is needed? He was a big bad and now he's dead, he's not getting anything more than that. The end!
he should have had a dragon glass dagger to pull that arya shit before dying would have been a million times more satisfying
The vision of Kings Landing in winter is totally false, Varys is still alive.
Basically just forget all prophecies and visions because they mean nothing.
>The dreaded Long Night literally lasts one night.
HAHAHA U CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. TAKE A BOW, DND.
>the long night is just a few hours long
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DABID
Azor Arya
AZOR JAIME
What's the original?
>actually expecting a satisfying twist from Dungeons and Dragons
I wish I could have your naive optimism
i think its hilarious that most of the alleged leaks have been completely wrong
even up until an hour before the episode
>missandei dies
>jaime mortally wounded
>bran killed by the NK
>resurrected by the red woman
Yeah it's a real shame, it's like the writers forgot about Hodor
Winter hasn't ended, it will be snowing during the final battle
red witch listed brown and green as already taken and implied she still had blue left to go
I'm not the first guy faggot, stop being buthurt that Ser jaime is the promised one.
Edit in the dark silver tracer, the hornet ring, and Ciaran's headpiece.
soccer game
The last of the kino in this show ended with his death
user, give up. You know it, I know it, the show will have the most basic & lowest common denominator ending. This episode proved that. Prepare for the happy ending where jon and daenerys rule together and we get an epilogue like harry potter where we learn they named their kids after all the other characters.
Pod
ooof
>night king dies
>he never said a single word
>we didn't find out who he was
>we didn't find out his background story or motives
>he was just a monster
This is Snoke all over again.
so why can valyrian steel kill the NK but not dragonfire?
>what the fuck was that?
retarded writing or women driving
Excuse me but did Gendry also build Stark a small flying machine so she fucking airdrop the night king? The fuck was that.
>Not having her take the face of one of the undead
>Not having her walk into the middle and the night king being all the fuck
>No lets just have her airdrop in from literally nowhere
Ended with Ned Starks death
>both Melly and Jon make a point of saying that the meaningless geopolitical conflicts of Westeros are insignificant compared to the threat of the WWs
>they're all gone halfway through the season
b r a v o
Someone stop this absolute madwoman.
Based and Redpilled
I have no fucking idea. People were out of their seat, screaming at the screen for her to get flying. It was so weird, Drogon didn't even spit fire or try to fend them off, just let them climb up until they're breathing down Dany's neck.
What was the cause of death of Melisandre?
redpilled
though its not great still
Whoa.....
All shows and media from now on that gain any traction in popular culture will subvert all expectations for the sole purpose of doing this yass women slayy shit cause any semblance of what has been built for multiple years with a male character is not worth backlash in the creators eyes for having a male win anything, and dealing with backlash of sjw screams on social media that they were sexist/racist/misogynist for not having a girl win. Anything other than that would be heresy to them.
The logical choice would have been a show down with Jon, or even Jamie going to bran and dealing with it, but nah, gotta subvert and destroy the major overarching plots of the previous seasons cause girl power and all.
I think, besides the user you responded to, most people isnt exactly mad that the NK is dead, its more of the way its portaited. The stupid charge, the pointless and cringe fighting, and then the finalle with Arya, it could have been done better and make it more satisfying.
Gotta wait for the prequel about the original long night to find out goy
YAASSS SLAY
cheeky fuck
She's gonna try and kill cersei, and the mountain is gonna detect her and murder her. Then hound is going to kill mountain, get mildly hype.
Azor Ghost
heart failure
9.8 on imdb
>no zombie stannis
I'm pissed
took her necklace off which was pretty much her lifeforce
>Why?
Because lol we don't know what else to do with the character
>dies to giant
>camera zooms in
>she turns into zombie
>whoa so suspensful
>night king fucking dies
nice payoff??
How will they nerf Arya?
Will they even?
its how you kill Vaas in Farcry 3
hahaba dabid
wew
No. Nothing will happen. D&D`s razor - the most obvious, the most idiotic and the most boring and illogical resolution is the on they will go with.
There's a difference between logical twists with well-written buildup and foreshadowing, and retarded illogical twists for the sake of shock value and pandering to people with 70 iq
ill take that, sounds good so itll never happen
The nigger normies would have been FURIOUS
they needed a "fan favourite" to do it
This episode only made me want to play as the undead in Total War Warhammer. The only good part was how it depicted an undead army vs a living army
has there been any other show with 5+ seasons that get consistently worse season to season?
This is kind of impressive
I could understand the actress asking for that scene
so uh what the fuck were Bran and Tyrion talking about in S2? i thought it would come up again as some masterful plan they had worked out
Hot Pie is going to survive and cook his way to the Iron Throne. Mark my words.
DID DRAGON #2 LIVE?
No, that’s GRRM
I thought Melly was going to have to walk into the trench and immolate herself because the spell wasnt working. Wouldve been better than guess ill just kill myself now that we won
made me laugh
Still got my fingers cross for spiders.
It's funny that the characters say that, making the reader believe that you sure care more about that, yet Martin has said plenty of times that for him it's more important who sits on the iron throne and shit.
She ran out of magic juice, she an survive a little without the necklace but this time her time ran out, she was pretty much a skeletal
>be Night King
>spend 8000 years in dormant to bring about the second apocalypse of humanity
>also anticipating an epic duel between Azor Ahai reborn as was foretold in the prophecy
>still salty about him defeating you last time
>won’t make the same mistake
>gets back in shape, starts practicing blood magic again
>amass a giant horde of undead, white walker bros, and a dragon
>unstoppable as you destroy everything in your path
>even destroy that wall built by that faggot Bran the Builder
>poised to bring about the Long Night that never ends and finally vanquish the man that defeated you all those ages ago
>all your white walker bros are crying tears of joy happy for your success
>all the wights are cheering BRAVO NIGHT KING YOU GOT THIS
>holy shit this is my moment all those years have finally paid off
>gets stabbed by anime girl and dies
>mfw
>The logical choice would have been a show down with Jon
GRRM has been setting up a Jon subversion as well. If you honestly think that Jon is going to be the cliche mary sue to stand up against the big bad guy, then you have rocks for brains.
Rhaegar
3 MORE EPISODES LEFT. HE'S STILL COMING. SHOW ME THE BODY.
Euron winning the throne is all that can redeem this
incels that should have sex got SUBVERTED once again.
Almost every single main character was at the front of the line while the wights wave was about to hit. Almost every single main character survived. How the FUCK did any of them survive that initial wight push? They were hit by a fucking tidal wave and it's almost like nothing happened. Holy shit this is stupid
I had the same thought when she was lighting the Dothraki's blades: "Can she really just do that at will? Would be better if she had to sacrifice herself"
>mfw in 8 thousand years of Westeros history no one ever thought to just hire a Faceless Man to kill the Night King when it was literally that easy
rofl
People were paid to write this,
HOW DOES THE ONE DRAGON FLY WITH ALL THOSE FUCKING HOLES IN HIS WINGS
THATS NOT AERODYNAMIC
>next 3 episodes all written by dabid
>they also direct the final episode
oh boy
her purpose was to fight the white walkers
now theyre gone, she can stop delaying her death
just like beric
you guys are retards
Spontaneous combustion would have been cool. Or maybe self immolation to light the fires
The next three episodes are written by today's brilliant pair, D&D. Probably not even worth watching desu
this, I thought the same when Beric was getting overrun by zombies, that he would self-ignite and take em out.
Still Jaime
So this is how the show dies huh. Not with a bang but with a fizzle. Fuck... can’t believe I stuck with this series for so long. I just feel empty inside now. Hold me anons.
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Asspull of the Seven Kingdoms
Why did they other white walkers die?
They were created by the Children.
>The writers for this shit need to be nailed to a fucking cross
holy fucking kek. and based. but its true.
>Sooooooo what was the point of the dothraki charge?
Dothraki can only do one thing. They are shock cavalry, despite their complete lack of armor and only using swords. It's all they can do.
They showed multiple characters being wighted. Jorah was one too. It was only meant to show that everyone on the good side was being turned.
Just have them riddle the wights with dragonglass arrows from horseback, and retreat to the walls for additional archer support if necessary. Easy
D&D subverted expectations by having Arya kill the Night King
They will subvert expectations once more by having Euron pull a coup on Cersei, and defeat Jon/Dany/Tyrion.
White Walkers were Ice. Dany and dragons are fire. Euron will be the WATER that extinguishes them.
Final scene of the series will be Euron triumphant over all the corpses of the 'good guys'
> Not brandon
Why would Ashara choose virgin Ned intead of chad Brandon?
PHOTO LEAK FROM EP 5
Azor Ahai its a new character
Walking dead. Easily worse.
either proof that anime is truly superior or that anime rids us of all things good
pick your poison
>Euron will be the WATER that extinguishes them.
High IQ.
yeah I thought the same when he was holding onto the walls and a torch was on the wall in front of him
>stannis fags have all shut up
good
fuck him
this
yeah but cersei isn't interesting enough and euron is a fucking cartoon character. This shit sucks. You can make evil boogiemen menacing and horrifying to make up for lack of complex motive (lovecraft), or you can subvert expectations and suddenly humanize your boogeymen (witcher 3).
on the hbo go/now after the episode, D&D made it pretty clear that he is dead
>SHOW ME THE BODY
kek
Walking dead comes to mind. But the level of kino this show once was compared to what it is now just blows my mind the more i think about it
you can't have a whuite male defeat the NK.
>Beric dies
>The Hound didn't take up his flaming sword to save Arya
come on guys. come the fuck on.
Please respond.
it's clear they made the episode dark as fuck to hide the horrible cgi, it looked really bad in some of the more well lit scenes.
Brandon was dead during the war, and betrothed to Catelyn during the tourney at Harrenhal.
IT'S NOT FAIR
How do you suspect this will happen? Hazard a guess, my annoying friend. What tricks with Dabid use?
>GRRM
completely irrelevant at this point
>Jon is going to be the cliche mary sue to stand up against the big bad guy, then you have rocks for brains.
Doesn't have to be, they could have done anything with him the show has alluded with Jon, or Jamie, for multiple seasons.
>tfw you realize he was hyped as dagoth ur the whole time
thought the same thing. How is it that we think of stuff like this while the paid writers cannot?
WHY IS THIS LITERAL WHO 'EURON' ALLOWED TO BE THE FINAL BOSS
umm turn off your brain and have sex incel
if D&D really wanted to subvert my expectations they would have Euron be the king at the very end after killing all the normie favourite characters
I really hope that's the case, but Melisandre died already. You'd think the Lord of Light would know what's up if that was true and would keep Melisandre alive to subvert hers and everyone's expectations.
it’s called subversion
>battle of the bastards shows Davos calling off the arrow fire because it would just kill their own cavalry charge
>in this episode they fire catapults while the cavalry is charging
What a fucking joke
azor stannis
so what was bran warging during the battle for? Just to watch it like a movie?
How do they still have enough people to fight Cersei?
Don't rile them up. They don't need a reason to spam anymore. They just do it.
>in the end they were just playing pokemon around type effectiveness
gang
When the good guys win and it makes you mad you know the writing is shit.
Why didn't the Night King just starve them out by surrounding Winterfell?
Theon charge was cringe, but his moment with Bran right before was pure kino
because he’s a targ? I really don’t know
Powerful
post yfw Cleganebowl is back on the menu!
he might have been a Targ but we'll never know for sure now that he's dead
Based
Euron really is going to be the final boss in both book and show
pretty based.
You could spend the next week writing up all the missed opportunities. Christ. I'm not happy with this.
he knew they were fucked so he just wanted to watch sansa getting raped one last time
is this pasta now
>no arrow fire at all in this epsisode
Because then he would win?
>thinking Targs are immune
Based wikifags.
Pic related
>Night King kneels before Bran
>Bran smiles
>episode ends
There I saved the show.
arya's sweaty undergarments
bye boy
can someone provide a summary, i don't care enough to watch
>they're gonna defear Cersei
>they're gonna destroy the iron throne
>"this thing has caused too much suffering"
>the end
>Not having Jon tank the wight dragon fire when he gets up to show he is in fact a targaryen at least
They couldn't do anything right
Nah gotta Ayra
based amd amx poster
>that everyone on the good side was being turned.
they're not on the good side, the lord of light is literally the devil.
the night king is good
>he knew they were fucked so he just wanted to watch sansa getting raped one last time
The show hasn't alluded to Jon.
>But their EPIC staredown at Hardhome.
Literally just Dabid wanting the bad guy to look cool.
>But their EPIC staredown in the wight hunt.
Again, just an excuse to make Jon look cool.
>But Mel said...
Mel is wrong about everything. She just learned some cool fire magic.
I was expecting that to happen for a second.
ahahahaahdsh this show fucking sucks
Did you not watch the inside the episode??
Dabid literally said because it would be underwhelming
Holy fucking shit that would have been incredible.
did anyone make any money betting on ed being the first one to die?
the odds must have been staggering
Did it have to be so fucking dark? I couldn't see a fucking thing
Why aren't you posting about endgame? you better have a good reason
THAT CUNT GOT KILLED BY A WHORE
A FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>Leave Cersei to me
SUBVERTED
Based and logical DABID.
So was this scene just a joke?
>Lady Stoneheart
What an absolute shit character
actually theon dying like a useless cunt is proof that stannis executes him at the start of TWOW meaning that the pink letter was a lie and so stannis is guaranteed to survive the battle for winterfell
I can’t wait until Euron is responsible for BTFO kings landing and having everyone turned into white walkers and Jon has to kill Dany in order to slay the resurrected Night King.
>Mel is wrong about everything
ahem, she predicted Arya was going to kill the NK and that she herself was going to die before dawn
One of the skeletons definitely looked like Maester Luewin. Although, the dude already looked half-dead when he was alive
Dany will burn King's Landing.
That is ash, not snow.
HD LINK?
>actually expecting the fat man to finish his fucking books
>Wanting the night king to talk
Jesus fucking christ these plebs.
You forgot that they're gonna introduce a liberal democracy with universal suffrage despite the fact that the majority of the population are a bunch of illiterate farmers. But it's gonna work because Monarchy bad, democracy good.
Would have been better
So now that we have Azor Arya, who do you think was Arya's real father? Also Rhaegar or some other targ?
Roastie bar reaction when?
i rememeber when i thought the white walkers were going to attack winterfell in season 2
new thread
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Her "prediction" about being dead before dawn wasn't coming true so she killed herself for one last prophecy.
BTN
Bullshit everything has gone black and white. Cersei and co are pure evil except they are boring to watch and Arya could easily off them without an army given assassins work best in city spaces and she can off a supernatural ice general in an open forest with zero openings just by going really fast... In King's landing she can easily sneak/face steal up close and just off Cersei. But I doubt it given the preview and it will end up another big battle, capture, cleganebowl, epilogue.
Azor Double Daggers
youtube.com/f/RHhqyTaLraQ/Game.Of.Thrones.S08E03.720p
>It's not snow. It's ash
BRAVO
>Her "prediction" about being dead before dawn wasn't coming true so she killed herself for one last prophecy.
Literally killing herself because she just wanted to be right
100% my nigga.
as underwhelming as ned stark literally getting executed for treason?
NOTHING!
We die today, brothers. We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts...but our war cries will echo through eternity! They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves! Every man, woman and child will know who we were and how long we stood!
its from the far cry 3ish villains death cutscene
Change that to tyrion. Dnd will never have the balls to turn tumblr incarnate into a villain
Then why didn't Mel deam Arya the Azor Ahai?
His wife Sansa is going to push him to do something, isn't she?
;-)
Jorah died after the NK retard
lol
I hope the real finale has a Far Cry 5 ending if you get what I mean
i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee
delete this!!! t. dabid
"And now his watch has ended"
*pulls out ice sword*
i don't get it
>Euron winning the throne is all that can redeem this
And then he renames King's Landing to Fingahindabum.
That scene was frightening. I was expecting something like The Watchers on the Wall or whatever that episode where the Night Watch fights the wildings is called, but instead the first few minutes were a massacre. The tense buildup and then that scene followed by the Unsullied getting ran over by the horde was horror kino.
sshh, don't think.
Just enjoy the show and forget about the real world, goyim.
That was fucking terrible.
It makes sense that arya would kill night king, given that she is best at combat.
Having her literally come out of nowhere to attack is hands down the worst thing ive ever heard in story telling period, given the context.
Its not anime, its not kino, its not anything other than we have to write an ending and please fans. Whether its good or not is irrelevant.
It wasnt even a bad episode in comparision to shows in general. And the last 10 minutes were done well. But the way they killed the night king, not who did it, but how, is absolutely awful. Literally the worst thing ive seen on any program of any kind.
based. westeros for westerosi
My mistake. It was another important character though. I forget who.
Jon descending through Hell was a pretty dope sequence imo, like well crafted -- too bad it completely fucked the story
They had a really good oportunity before to have a battle with Jon Snow but no. Also it's so stupid that Arya could come out of nowhere without any of the other white walkers realizing.
>Just have them riddle the wights with dragonglass arrows from horseback, and retreat to the walls for additional archer support if necessary. Easy
Have you even watched the show? The Dothraki are not horse archers. Barely any of them have bows. They are shock cavalry. You can't retrain tribal warriors.
thats exactly what i thought my nigga
Kek. I just got two new 4K monitors and this is all I got. A dark blurry violent kindergarten brawl
You mean a normal castle siege. He would win is the problem so everyone has to use retard strats.
Seeing Emilia Clarke putting a sad face completely ruined the mood for me.
Do I have to remind you guys that humans burned their trees and killed their people? Howland Reed will sit on the throne with Bloodraven as his hand. They will have their revenge.
Yeah if your talking about proper subversion that would actually do it.
It's too bad that the last twist was Jon's identity 2 years ago, I don't think we're getting any more of that.
i guess you forgot about the part when the mountain shoved his face into a fire and fucked his face up. dude hates fire like i hate dutch.
Yaassss Arya King slay