No more kinos, Stephen

I am legit fucking crying with laughter

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I couldn't fit, Stephen, there was another me under there.
Now look, we're friends, right? I mean I consider you a friend. Would you say I'm your friend, Stephen? yeah?
Okay so lets try this again, and don't be tellin' me or my son "I dont know" ever again.

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Wheres the vid damn it? I missed this one.

These photoshops are fucking garbage

i don't know

I don't know

fucking kek. my abs is getting shredder

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I don't know

is that Dan from game grumps?

i don't understand

he was such a sperg, you could tell even during the news interview he was a sperg and had something to hide

the smug cunt is now his own defence trying to make the case that he was not given proper defence, his parents seem like weird fuckers too. Wish I could've seen the entire trial or him confessing at least.

>......body?

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quick rundown?

I don't know

no

t. Stephen

Oh shit! It is him!

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>weirdo virgin brutally murders someone
>girls start lusting after him
whyy

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what?

Happens every time
One of natures mysteries

he made that quick glance at her feet obvious

What video?

N-Nani?

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>next store neighbor
Lel
Also, come on. I sympathize with the guy; after all, who doesn't want to kill a bitch and chop her into pieces? But you can't just murder people in cold blood.

FEET

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Retard-tier response. Go back to Plebbit faggot

Because it actually takes balls to murder someone, real betas can't do it.

If he had the high ground how much faster would the interrogation have gone?

nypost.com/2018/07/25/gofundme-page-seeking-justice-for-confessed-murderer-removed/

his dad actually made a gofundme

They foolishly believe that if they were involved in his life they could've "fixed" him

>b-body?

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If it were Reddit it’d be “Dude, have sex....” Nothing redditors love more than needless accessory bullshit

Bobby?

nature's way of reminding us that women are not human, but are instead viscerally aroused by cold blooded killers because their cave whore brain thinks it is alpha behavior

WE FOUND BLOOD IN YOUR BATHTUB, STEPHEN. YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE BLOOD, STEPHEN.

>I'm in your mind, Stephen. No more secrets.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL, STEPHEN

this, wait till they break the NAP

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I thought he cut her up in her tub.

I wish I could bang Melania, but I love my president too much.

Were they bullshitting him about the hair and the blood?

his lawyer said he had a lot of cp

youtube.com/watch?v=wWYCPHReuoo

You think the chair is your ally, Stephun. But you merely adopted the chair. I was born into it, molded by it

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based

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yea nah, this sick fuck ain't getting off so easily.

never stop being you, Yea Forums

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kek

>hm?
Based detective and his questioning hms.

>Plays this loud during the entire interrogation
youtu.be/EAOCHOC6Zso

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Best replies

tell me about Stephen, why does he wear the mask?

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YOU WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU HAD ROBOT EARS STEPHEN

>Are you afraid of it?
>You would if you had robot ears.

STOP THINKING I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. NOW NO MORE SECRETS GODDAMMIT

There's a lot of strange shit with the evidence and the evidence timeline. No they didn't find his hair there. They found the saw he bought and the packaging for it but not until a month or so after they arrested him for burglary and interrogated him in the infamous video. They also didn't find his camera/stick rig until after the saw. I don't understand why it took them so long to find this shit in his apartment.

Mild kek

Would he have gotten away with it if the garbage men weren't running late that day?

DO YOU THINK THAT YOSHI GETS EMBARRASSED WHEN HE POOS OUT EGGS IN FRONT OF MARIO, STEPHEN??? I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY THING, HAHA STEPHEN. I BET YOU HAVE PICS OF YOSHI POOPING OUT AN EGG WHILE LOOKING NERVOUS OR EMBARRASSED, DON'T YOU STEPHEN?

>my president
cringe

Alright, how 'bout this, Stephen...
Focus on me, Stephen. Pay attention to the movements of my chair.
Your eyelids are getting very heavy... y'hear?
Now on the count of 3 you sonofabitch your gonna tell me how you killed that girl! WE GOT YOUR HAIR you WORTHLESS LIAR, you damn COWARD!

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YA THINK YA GOT ANY OF THOSE YOSHI PICTURES ON YOUR COMPUTER FOR EVUHDENCE, STEPHEN?

>No they didn't find his hair there.
So his hair was not actually thayr?

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>you don't get to bring friends, Stephen

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best fuckin thing to happen to Yea Forums in a long time.

What book is that supposed to be? The Holy Bible? The Talmud? I want it.

STEPHEN. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOSHI'S EGGS SMELL LIKE.
>I don't know.
>DO YOU WANT TO SMELL THEM STPEHEN? JUST FOR A FEW LAUGHS.
>I don't understand.

Does this queer-voice autist ever stop saying "I don't know" or should I strap in for another hour and a half of him not knowing?

I AM INTERROGATIIIIIINNGG

strap in

The Gay Bible

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I dont know

The Codex Astartes

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so fucking glad this meme is taking off, I have high hopes for this one... I've been on TV since around 2017 and I'd say it will become a bit more popular than bane but not as popular as sneed, shows a lot of potential though 8/10

Watch the Chris Watts case
youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag
youtube.com/watch?v=nVZhV7M3mNE
youtube.com/watch?v=yS3k_Inm45Q

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Sneed is more popular than bane was? I'm skeptical

2017! A true oldfag!

>*slams hand on desk*
>STAYVUN. Now we saw all your Yea Forums history talkin 'bout how you'd love to sniff Yoshi's eggs, you can get up in front of all them a-nons and tell em, but when you're down here It's just been "I dunno, I dunno". YUR POSTS ARE THAYR STEYVUN. Now again, what do Yoshi's fuckin' eggs smell like Steyvun, hm?
>I don't know..

heres some shitty oc

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If you can tolerate TCL on YouTube, he goes over the evidence they had and didn't have and the weird timeline in which they found the evidence.

thank you user in the last thread.
watching the Russell Williams one rn it's pretty good after reading his background

kek

pump the brakes newfag.

This is a flash in the pan meme, like bonus situation. It's actually been around for a while but will be used heavily for a week at most then go back to only popping up once in a while.

That look on his face when he's sees the comparison of his boot prints.
>I dun goofed

*snap* yeah this one is going into the cringe folder

I don't understand...

>this supreme autismo was able to graduate college, go to and then finish law school
God damn I've undersold myself in life so far

>This is a flash in the pan meme
And you jinxed it. 3 years of Stephen at the least

when why am i laughing

who where are you laughing?

He was trying to play the criminally insane defense.

>tfw Stephen is spending life in prison and will never know that he became a meme on his favourite website

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I always thought this was some medieval shit but I just noticed he has a gun. What was it originally?

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she knows exactly what she’s doing to that footfag right there

good effort user, kek'd

Jesus fucking Christ.

Kek, underrated

>like bonus situation
One of my favorites desu. It deserved more.

Unless some user visits him

>become president just to pardon all the killers who became memes
Should I do it, bros? First things first, Mr. Anime.

>Where am I, Stephen?
>I-I don't know

In a sea of capeshit and redditors, you're a spark of joy user. Thank you for this thread.

Oh my fucking God.

Are you really a virgin Stephen?

Someone else post some
these have all been mine so far donut steel

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HAHAHA

just got there, 37 minutes in

*creaking chair sounds*
*long wheezy sigh*

Oh holy shit.

this post is fucking hilarious

>39 minutes in
>I'm in the wrong room
>the chief is gonna kill me

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What're you in for?

Left hand blue, Stephen. You're fucked.

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My fucking sides

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I don't know

fucking kek

What's was the detective's name? Does he have any other interrogations? I'd like to meet him someday.

When chicks do this with their feet, I get so fucking turned on.

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I

CAN'T

BREATH

As part of interrogation techniques cops can legally lie in order to get the suspect to admit to the crime. It's the classic "your accomplice already told us everything we need to know" ploy.

>I don't know
>both together: we don't know

God damn it looks like it'd be fun to be a detective and do interrogations.

Christ, you guys might be literally killing me.

I've always wanted to BE interrogated. I know how manipulative they can be but I've never understood how police can elicit a false confession, if you know you didn't do something why the fuck would you ever admit to it?

what's this hairstyle called?

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It's a 2004 painting, actually.
safonkin.com/dogma.htm

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top fucking kek

Me in 2 years

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Fucking beautiful.

The Canadian Colonel

can someone do one where the detective has a bane mask and stephen has CIA's shirt on

That's what I figured. Thanks.

LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU BOY

Was getting caught part of your plan?

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Side story about this guy's life

There will be no more Stephens.

>law student
>doesn't immediately ask for his lawyer
>"I don't know" yourself in a circle for 2 hours
Chriiist how does reality produce such kino sometimes

Thanks man. I wish he had some description for it though.

he probably thought he was just smart enough to talk his way through

I'm so fucking sorry.

literally maybe my favorite post ever on this board

guess he failed his crim law class kek

This thread is so good, it reminds me of old Yea Forums

I wonder what percentage of the population loses their hair before their virginity. I'd have to imagine it's probably in the single digits

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Okay, but what's the tome supposed to be? I want it. Any Yea Forumstle dicks on here who can recommend me some good tomes?

maybe he hadnt taken criminal procedure yet to understand you never ever speak to police

Oh motherfuck

have sex

Someone redpill me on this. I don’t watch tv or keep up with news.

>*squeaky voice* I didn't do anything

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Like totally bald or some recession?

I don't know

GODS I WAS STRONG, STEPHEN

>What're we gonna do Russel?
>Call me Russ.
>Okay, what're we gonna do Russ?
*silence*

Both receding and thinning pretty badly on top towards the back. I can keep it kind of under control for now but it's only a matter of time at this point

better than yagposting

derp

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SNNFFFFFFFFFFFF

Perhaps he's wondering why YUR HAYR WAS THAYR.

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lotta loyalty for a friend

What about no chair, Stephen?
Hmm? Are we friends?

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they're still clean

KEK

MY FUCKING SIDES

>Did you, uh, did ya put in your phone number cause you forgot to bring your Kroger card? I do that sometimes.
literally me

never stop making these anons

Underrated

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Okay one, this is really funny. But second, is shrinking the suspect allowed during an interrogation?

>But second, is shrinking the suspect allowed during an interrogation?
No, but enlarging the detective is a well-known tactic.

based and phonepilled

I didn't share it

Imagine if he kept his hair short and maybe worked out a little. He probably could've banged that 5.7/10

I don't know

this should serve as a lesson to some anons here

he wasn't a right-wing incel

incels can't be right wing you retard

>I'm leanin', Stephen! You ever seen a man lean like this before?
>I don't understand
>Don't lah to me now Stephen. *leans back even further* You ever seen a man lean this far back?
>I don't know

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>When he said "you're no longer in charge of anything" towards the end of the interrogation.

I know you're baiting but literally every (semi-known) killer or criminal has women writing them. Dahmer was a gay man that killed, ate and dissolved men/boys in acid and even he had women fawning over him.

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/ourguy/

>OH FUCK STEPHEN,I BROKE MY BACK CALL AN AMBULANCE
>i don't understand

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absolutely based thread

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lmfao

>ain't getting off so easily.
that's what got him in this mess

I mean if full blown bald if your metric it's probably pretty low but I saw guys in college that were George Costanza bald in their early twenties and I assume they got laid. My advice is to just find a fatty with an alright face and a good personality. Sure it's not perfect but most people don't get a Porsche as their first car either.

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>Take a look at this picture for me, Stephen. You know who these two gentlemen are?
>Yes
>And why do you suppose they're sittin' right here in that room?
>I don't know
>We got all the evidence right here in this picture! Just come clean now 'cause it's over, Stephen!

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Godammit

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NOW LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK

STAYVE-AYN!

I THINK ITS HILARIOUS STEPHEN

whoa is this real

my sides

this reminds me of the IT WAS ME AUSTIN memes

fucking kek

I don't understand

ITS GOOD CUS IN A MONTH NO ONE WILL GET IT

kek I can't breath

At first I felt bad for bringing this guy back but now I realize it was totally worth it. No regrets!

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at this point when Williams is drawing out where he hid the bodies, that interrogator has to have balls of steel to trust Williams to not just stab him in the neck with the pen.

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i don't get it...
i remember this getting posted months ago why is it getting posted now?

watching the interrogation right now
>that part where he talks about how one of his victims was trying to get her cat out of the basement, but the cat wouldn't budge and was fixated on him hiding in the corner, so the girl walks over to him to see what the cat was staring at

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A man with a hairline like that has nothing left to lose.

Can someone post the original screenshot

>where she at

good thread

My bad.

women just want to empathize with everyone and in this case shes probably a little psychotic too so that barrier of empathizing with a killer is easier to get by.

female gorillas are more likely to mate with a male if that male killed the female's baby

fuck that's creepy

this is why i love this place no matter how shit it gets

GIRLSLAYER GET IN HERE

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>I mean, you just stay in a house all day?
>I mean what do you even do all day in a house?

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NO MORE VIDEO GAMES

>you watch keenos?
>and you go on 4chin? what's a 4chin Stephen? did you tell them a-nons what you did with her?

>cat using it's superior low light vision to see something is creepy
You haven't seen shit until your car stares at the spot in the middle of the room in your house that's a measurable five degrees colder than the rest in a one meter circle.

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WAS IT A GHOST

CAN YOUR CAT SEE GHOSTS

You know apparently if he hadn't cracked and confessed, he may have gotten away with it. The investigation was badly mishandled and misdocumented so a good defense attorney would be able to get the case thrown out.

yeah I've seen my cat stare at walls with nothing there before. figured it was just the 'tism inherent to all cats.

my car's never been in my room though.

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STEVEN IVE COME TO BARGAIN

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thank god Yea Forums exists. I can't imagine plebbit or some other normalfag site ever achieving this level of retarded humor

kek good one

GO TO BED DON HERTZFELDT

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Oh shit

Look at all this hair steven

You want me to rub it all off

You want a grown man to bald himself right infront of you just so you can keep this up

Yiu want the rest of my hair on ur lap is this some kind of power game to you

HAIR

>pssst hey big steven
>he's a sleep
>now's our chance!

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HE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING

DID YOU KILL HER STEPHEN
*LEAN*
>I DON'T KNOW

No more comfy threads

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Supposedly it's the spot where the former owner killed himself because it's right under one of the beams for the ceiling but I've never seen said ghost so they're probably fag shit for retards. My dog doesn't do shit around it and I trust him more since he bit that basketball American that broke into the house trying to steal my TV and PS4.

the first capeshit reference i’ve laughed at in a while

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holy fucking kek

fucking based and saved
jannies on suicide watch

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>wait where's angel stephen

Someone shoop the detective behind him like that dark knight interrogation scene

kek

Just when I thought we'd hit the peak, it keeps going! How do you guys come up with this stuff?

Saved

kek

LONG GONE

HE KILLED A WOMAN AND CHOPPED HER UP INTO PIECES THEN THREW HER PIECES IN THE TRASH

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, STEPHEN

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t. reddit

HAVE AGGRAVATED MURDER

STEPHEN, TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK, STEPHEN?

cringe

Based

I want you to take a look at these photo's Stephen, what do you think?

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STEPHEN WHICH WAL-MART Y'ALL GO TO STEPHEN

i was waiting patiently for a sneed edit

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ITS KROGER

For fucks sakes.... fucking kek

First draft, needs a little work:

I saw Stephen near a dumpster in his apartment complex yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him what he did with Lauren.

He said "Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “WE FOUND BLOOD IN YOUR BATHTUB, STEPHEN!” but he kept cutting me off and going "I don't know" and explaining to me that he had just bought those guns to have in front of my face. I leaned back in my chair, and I watched him stare motionlessly as I leaned back. When I tried to explain that there would be no more video games, I saw a detective walk in and ask Stephen if he had felt sexually attracted to Lauren, like a man.

Stephen was very nice about it and professional, and was like “I'm not sure.” At first he kept pretending to not be sure, but eventually agreed that he guessed Lauren was attractive.

When a reporter told Stephen that they found a body in the dumpster, he stopped her and said "b-body?", and then turned around and had a panic attack. I don't even think he thought out this murder. After the reporter asked if he wanted to sit down, he kept interrupting her by sweating really visibly.

Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.

Imagine being Stephen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, officer, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face.

>all these take a look at these photo's, Stephen memes
>none involving Nickleback
you disappoint me Yea Forums

LMAO SCARY MOVIE 1 WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

>What's your favorite Marvel movie, Stephen?
>I don't know.
>You don't know because you can't choose, or because you haven't seen any of them?
>I don't know.
>How can you not know that, Stephen? How can you not know? Don't you know what a Marvel movie is?
>I don't know
>WHY'D YOU DO IT STEPHEN?

you do it

IM FUCKING DYING

HAHAHA. THANKS, BRO. I AGREE. ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE THE GAY WAYANS BRO PUTS ON "IT'S RAINING MEN" IN THE CAR.

Holy shit

whats the reference here

Sneed

Stoner comedies

I don't know

Lurk more

STEPHEN!

dammit

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This one has entertained me enough.

Bring in the next interrogator.

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It's a popular youtube video of the police interrogation involving one Stephen McDaniel, who would eventually be convicted for the murder and dismemberment of a girl he had a crush on from law school. It's a riveting piece of reality film.

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Has there ever been a more forced meme in Yea Forums history?

At least this means it will burn out quickly.

>Cop:We're having a conversation, but the only thing you're bringing to the table is yes, no, or I don't know. Why is that Stephen?
>Stephen:I don't understand
>Cop:I don't kno- you don't understand.
kek

very nice. now add in the other guy

What made the m*deratoids finally come around? based.

holy shit

isn't there a GoT thread for you?

>You're lying to the guy in the chair, Steven.
>You're lying to the guy in the fucking chair.

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holy shit

You are pure cancer if you can't appreciate this thread. Fuck off and don't come back newfag

holy shit

holy shit

This is one of the best surprise hit memes I've seen in a while.

All the other ones were shit but this made me howl with laughter

underrated

I want to watch a kino but don't wanna miss this thread

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Absolute kino

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This is fucking hilarious, I cant breathe right

People who complain about "forced memes" should be gassed. Nobody is forcing it. Everybody is having fun with this apart from cunts like you.

nice work

lol

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Hey guys look I made a funny meme image too look I put no effort in and made this now give me (you)'s because this is funny and not retarded and autistic

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holy shit

No more edits, Stephen

HAHAHAHAHA LOL OH MY GOD THIS MEME

MuMy stomach hurts STOP

>We found your hair on the body, Stephen!
>What? No way!

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holy shit but unironically

IM FUCKING DYING

>surprise hit
More like surprise revival. THIS is how a revival should look like, not Shaggy. What a waste that was.

You're lying Stephen the other user made it first.

I thought we were friends Stephen

fucking lmao

Just when I thought we'd hit the peak, it keeps going! How do you guys come up with this stuff?

>you know what, i don't even want video games

Fucking beautiful.

Bad editing but cute though, built good

R I P P E N

I understood that reference.

I am legit fucking crying with laughter

Yeah I wanted to get it in before the thread died

never stop being you, Yea Forums

okay, this is epic

kek

YOUR A BIG DETECTIVE

I AM INTERROGATIIIIIINNGG

for the win

YOUR A BIG DETECTIVE

WOULD HAVE NO TRACTION WITHOUT THE BOOMER LEAN