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The princess that was promised edition.
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Don't forget the backstory we know about Robert's Rebellion points to political drama going off all over the map during that war, not to mention that Lyanna and Rhaegar are hiding in Dorne, while there's the seige Stannis is holding at Storm's End, Robert getting beat by the Tarleys, Robert hiding in Stoney Sept, it was intrigueing shit.

This "war" is literally just going to be Cersei sitting on the Iron Throne, the rest of the Kingdoms being anonymous and Dany's arming marching down the King's Road or via ships to try and take King's Landing. There won't be any new heroes made, there won't be any tales and deeds created.

3 episodes left to tell the rest of the war of Daenerys Targaryen on the Iron Throne. Which so far has consisted of sitting on Dragonstones, burning one Lannister convoy and temporarily taking Casterley Rock (shown in 2 minutes)

Dany landing in Westeros should have been followed by one fat book of warmaking all over Westeros to climax this series. That's what I thought A Dance with Dragons might have been about when I first picked up A Game of Thrones and looked at the following title names.

>mfw all those years the jonautist spammed Azor Jon

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>beat the entire army of the dead and their leader in a single episode with barely any major characters dying
>expect viewers to see cersei and "finger in the bum" man as credible threats for the rest of the series
???

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

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*farts*

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DID SER TWETY "AHAI" GOODMEN LIVED

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>scenes women will NEVER understand

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So, now that the dust has settled.

What the fuck was that? I'm not even angry about it being a girl or whatever the fuck. It was an obvious deus ex. Years of lore, prophecy, the build up of characters around this. All over in an hour and twenty minutes.

Arya just jumps out of nowhere and ends it, and an era dies. Like that. Little underwhelming

PRESS S TO SPIT ON GRAVES

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Azor Stannis

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Why did they have him smirk? That shit was so fucking stupid.

>Dany bragged in season 6 about how she was killing the Khals because they were shit leaders and she was going to lead the Dothraki to greatness
>Got them all exterminated thousands of miles from their lands in 30 seconds

Do you think that either 1) Dany will ever shown feeling bad about wiping out an entire culture or 2) Anyone will call this out as proof following Dany is a bad idea?

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I liked the part where the crypt got swarmed and then not a single named character in the crypt actually died

>one of the worst scenes in the show was put in specifically to foreshadow a rian johnson tier subversion climax

THE NIGHT KING IS NOT THE FINAL BOSS. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT ASS TRASH SHOW.

POST WALL DRUNKEN COUGAR CERSEI IS THE REAL VILLIAN

Will they ever explain why the Night King hunted the 3 eyed raven?

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I think that the way the Night King died was completely illogical.

First of all, unless Arya somehow learned how to turn invisible, there was no logical way that she could've snuck up on the Night King. The entire area was surrounded by weights and White Walkers, and the Night King was in the dead center of the space. She would have been easily spotted.

Maybe she disguised herself as a wight/white walker? She is a faceless assassin after all. Well, both of these options are improbable. First, she can't disguise herself as a white walker, because white walkers shatter upon death, so she can't do the whole procedure of skinning them and wearing their face as shown in previous seasons. Second, if she somehow managed to disguise herself as a wight: she had to walk past the white walkers at the entrance without raising any suspicions, I seriously doubt that the white walker wouldn't have been alarmed by seeing a random wight running past them and going straight for the Night King. It also doesn't help that both the white walkers and the Night King can sense/control all wights in their vicinity, so they would have definitely realized that this random wight was not one of theirs.

So how did she get past all the army? How did she manage to get all the way to the Night King without raising any alarms?

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Remember in Season 1 how she supported Khal Drogo after he gave a big speech about how he was going to rape every woman he could?

>when you see thousands of Dothraki run into a wall of corpses and decide this shit really isn't worth it

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B A S E D
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Bros........ he didnt arrive

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>Dany wipes out an entire ethnic group in a matter of minutes

Is she, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>Have 100,000+ Dothraki/Unsullied soldiers and cavalry

>Have 2 fire breathing dragons

>Have the tactical advantage and a keep to siege from

>All your army is dead, wiped out as they wave flaming sabers

>Your keep is raided

>You are magically saved by a 4 foot tall girl who magically teleports, and kills the Night King, who has been built up for 8 YEARS, in one blow

>One little kid is more powerful than 100,000 soldiers, 2 fire breathing dragons, and the combined might of several kingdoms

>Able to move insanely fast, teleport, and kill the main bad guy, in one shot

MARYA SUE

Why did the ironborn stop using those awesome engraved roman style shields they showed in previous seasons?

Tyrion and Sansa should have killed themselves and then saw the wights crumbling before losing consciousness.

>smiles right at Dothraki whores stupid goblin face
>walks off like nothing happened
>made her feel the most powerless shes ever felt
It was the best scene in that stupid fucking episode.

Azor Jon

>standing on the saddle
didn't know dothraki were gangbangers

No mortally wounded Jaime after trying trying to defend Bran

>Bran gasps him should and takes him to the past
>They are in The Kingswood
>A blond youth is kneeling
>Arthur Dayne puts Dawn on his shoulder
>In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave
>In the name of the Father I charge you to be just
>In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the innocent
>Arise Jaime Lannister, a knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Fade to black

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM. WHY DID NONE OF THE WIGHTS OR WHITE WALKERS STOP HER. HOW THE FUCKED DID SHE HAVE THE SPEED TO JUMP UP BEHIND HIM. WHERE'S WOLF. WHY DID THE WHOLE LIVING ARMY DIE EXCEPT THE MAIN CHACTERS? WHY DID THE GIANT NOT KILL LYNNA? WHAT WERE THE WIGHTS DOING IN THE GREAT HALL FOR TWENTY MINUTES WITH THE HOUND AND THE RED PREIST? WHY DID THE MAIN CHARACTERS GET PILED ON BUT NOT KILLED? WHY DID EVERYONE IN THE CRYPT LIVE FOR TEN MINUTES? WHY DID BRAN JUST WATCH THE BATTLE? WHY DID THEON CHARGE INTO THE NIGHT KING? WHY WAS THIS EPISODE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

If you are too blind to see that everyone is a piece of the azor ahai prophecy you're a smoothbrain

You just fucking know Arya is going to kill Cersei too

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So europeanon who was waiting for the leak yesterday here. Did the last ep end up leaking or not?

It was truly a Game of Thrones™

so glad that we got to see the motives behind the night king that made him more than just a one note villain

>expect viewers to see cersei and "finger in the bum" man as credible threats for the rest of the series

Nah. Another poster suggested this, I agree: Cersei will be axed by the middle of the next episode and the rest of the series will be about the friends we made along the way.

IF NIGHT KING WAS SO PIVOTAL TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE WIGHTS AND WW WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HE JUST BURY HIMSEF IN A MILE OF SNOW WHILE HIS GOONS DID THE DEED?

STANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

To be fair, Arya was clearly smarter than everyone on that battlefield by staying on the walls.

Didn't Tyrion promise to offer him double any time he gets sold out like forever ago? What makes you think Bronn will turn?
Not that it matters, this show is fucked.

but user, that would have been actually interesting and unexpected and would radically shake up the character dynamics of cersei, jaime, arya, jon, daenerys, etc. you can't do that in nu-thrones.

Dear god let it be Arya

Did Rhaegal just wander around in the snow after ditching Jon or what?

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Euron will be the FINAL VICTOR in the end

You think that won't be the case just because they haven't "properly built him up"

Well, what do you have to say to the fact that D&D didn't properly build Arya up to be the one to stop the threat of the Whtie Walkers?
the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

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The rest of this show is going to be retarded. Arya can just kill Cersei no fucking problem, how is she going to be the villain when Arya can just teleport behind her? How is anyone going to be a problem, now? And why the fuck didn't they just hire a faceless man in the first place to kill the Night King? Give him a fuckload of coin, that's it, no Night King no fucking problem. This story is now retarded,
>subverting expectations
Yes the assassin girl who went to assassin school is now the most powerful person in Westeros, amazing.

I want to make more babies with Gilly

Azor bookJon

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>Didn't Tyrion promise to offer him double
He has literally nothing to offer

has d&d never played a total war game before?
>sending cavalry head on first
why? they also did this in battle of the bastards

Worst part of the episode was Dany picking up a sword.

Why did he rush the Night King? If he had waited a little longer Arya would've killed him and he would still be alive

>reanimate the corpses in the crypt
>no Zombie Ned scene
fucking bullshit. yeah yeah I know in the books his remains aren't returned to Winterfell and I don't think they're mentioned as returning in the show but who the fuck cares, this show is bullshit, they might as well just have his bones there for no reason just to have the cool moment, since apparently the only thing this show cares about is "cool moments" anyways

so if the dagger is lightbringer then catelyn was nissa nissa?

it was good if he didn't die like a faggot.

i liked almost everything before YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NINJA QUEEEEEEN

>fucking arya kills the night king
I feel like killing myself

She broke formation and fucked up the battle strategy because she saw the Dothraki were going to be exterminated and she had to help them. Only for her to get covered in the winds of winter. So she was sad and regretful. We’ll see if it lasts for more than this episode though.

The decision to have the Dothraki charge them was so fucking stupid.
BRAVO DABID

#nocountryforsnowmen

>he doesn't speak because that would take away from his gravitas
>he fucking smirks
DABID

IMAGINE BEING GRRM IN THAT EPISODE AND

book Jon isn't a Targ btw

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HE WILL :(((((((((((

>be me
>jaimefag
>fight the stannis ahai fags for years
>fight the jon ahai fags for years
>fight the danny ahai fags for years
>fight the joray ahai fags for years
>now we're all side by side hating on the show
Maybe the real azor ahai were the friends we made along the way?

>they bring Sean Bean back only to kill him again

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Dany picking up a sword is one thing, her actually knowing how to use it and killing several wights was total shit. Lyanna Mormont's death was at least more realistic in that she got completely BTFO by one swipe of the giant's fists and just managed to stay alive long enough to get one blow in. Dany didn't even get a scratch on her.

They obviously did this and nailed it.

He was the headless one.

To give off the impression that he was the last line of defense for Bran, which to his knowledge was true

2019 year we made HERstory
>2020 the year we take back the Whitehouse

that got a chuckle haha

What power does Euron have? D&D just shat in prophesies face. So I don't even want to hear that shit.
Give me logistics. What can Euron ACTUALLY do, that will give him power. He doesn't even have Dragonbinder.

>yassss queen slayyy moment
>literally all the brown soldiers die

D&D are truly the greatest centrists of our generation.

>episode 2
>make some bullshit excuse about how the NK _has_ to come out in order to kill Bran
>episode 3
>He gets pwned
Wow what a tweeest

If the NK needed to come out and get Bran himself, why not just let his wights kill every last living thing besides Bran, and THEN come out and get him?

You fucking serious? That scene was so dope, she was actually hot with an actual weapon for once.That was the first fucking time she ever fought instead of talking down and using her three flamethrowers.

Why did they have to ruin it man? Why did they have to make Arya kill the Night King like that? I loved this show :(

the silent sisters don't take his body there in the book? i thought there was a scene where Catelyn meets with them on their way there

Next episode bros...

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So. How the fuck does Cersei counter anime superpowers Arya?

Jonfag here, iktfb

retard

IMAGINE
IMAGINE INSTEAD OF GETTING JON + DANY V CERSEI WE GOT THIS
youtu.be/aRqMWFYVEac

>sacrificing yourself for no reason and dying an inqonsequential death
Yeah, i don't understand it.

would've thought the climax of the story may have involved bran/NK (explore the motive + past of the NK). perhaps a bargain (bittersweet ending). instead we have this shit.

what is brans main purpose now?

He lives on..in here *taps chest*

>The Dothraki will now not settle in Westeros, or terrorize the smallfolk

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Wine moms are crazy yo

MY BRO JAIME WENT BEASTMODE
NIGGAS FORGET HE AINT GOT NO HAND?????

ONE LITTLE SMALL TOKEN OF DIGNITY I CAN TAKE FROM THIS HOUR AND HALF WTF.

i miss her so much bros

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>last few mins of final episode
>everyone gathered around
>Podrick starts singing
>"I haven't heard that one Podrick, what is it?"
>"I wrote it... I call it 'A Song of Ice and Fire' "

Bravo D&D. Bravo.

Hopefully the only reason they had Arya kill the NK was so when she's killed by Cersei it will be that much more epic. If that troll is not dead by the end i'm gonna shit in her pillowcase.

It doesnt have to be logical. Social justice whiners, or social marxists to be more precise, do not care about logic. They want to artificially redistribute power to the less competent abstract social groups from the more competent groups. The entire fortress was full of accomplished knights and elite soldiers yet the night king is randomly and with no lead up killed by a little girl with minimal training? Ha. Same shit with nu wars.

Inb4 some braindead commie says im wrong without an argument.

is it just me or did Davos totally disappear for about half the episode? i remember him being on the walls and then suddenly he was there at the end when Melly kicked the bucket

elephants

>greyworm going to sacrifice himself to protect the retreat
>he survived somehow
>gonna sacrifice himself again
>he survived again somehow

what the fuck is this shit

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SEND A DOTHRAKI CALVARY ALONE WITHOUT SUPPORT AND WITHOUT DRAGON GLASS

HOW WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS ABLE TO SURVIVE AFTER BEING SURROUNDED 4 TIMES AND BITTEN MULTIPLE TIMES

HOW DID ARYA SNEAK PAST THE WHITE WALKERS AT THE END, SHE WASN'T SHOWN DISGUISED

WHY DID JON NOT LIGHT THE FIRES WHEN HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND COULD SEE DAVOS' SIGNAL

WHERE WAS AZOR AHRAI

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHOW

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How am I expected to care about Cersei's bullshit now

why did wights turn into fast sprinting zombies from world war z

A great way to boost morale is to have all your most fearsome cavalry charge into the distant dark to die so the rest of your army can stand and watch them scream and get snuffed out within 30 seconds and know that that fate's coming towards them in a few minutes also.

Bravo, masterful tactics.

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>dying uselessly against the bad guy that's killed 5 seconds later
theon even got a terrible fucking death lol

Jon should have been blasted by fire right before the dragon dissolved

I was asking myself the whole time why the faggots came with her and how much they regretted it.
i mean the unsullied is somehow logical because she freed them from castrating man.

but the free hippie dothraki coming all the way to westeros because the bitch survived the fire.

WTTTFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

>MUH PYPO!!
>WHTEY BAD!
>GIBS ME STUFF!!

kraken

>iktfb
Why did I read that as "I'd kill the fucking bitch"

BASED ARYA

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Why didn't he drop dead with Melisandre? Why is the lord of light still keeping him alive?

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it's what you want the opposite must be done
who even cares at this point though

>WHY DID JON NOT LIGHT THE FIRES WHEN HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND COULD SEE DAVOS' SIGNAL
this, he was literally on top of the castle what the fuck?

did greyworm die? i couldnt even see what was happening because it was too dark

Because the Night King wants an endless night, and apparently killing him makes it so. Or maybe he wanted his eyeballs

List of characters that are now useless or continue to be useless:

>Jon (new addition)
>Bran (new addition)
>Tyrion
>Varys
>Sansa
>Davos
>Brienne
>Gendry
>Podrick
>Hound
>

There’s still millions more left in Essos. Dany got a hold of one horde.

BASSSSSEDDDD

>minimal training
You forgot the entire season they devoted to training her by beating her with a stick

>tfw 100% genuinely thought for a second that the lone horseman riding up to the army at the beginning was reanimated Stannis instead of Melissandre
I'm a fucking brainlet

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>Jaime literally dogpiled by zombies
>he survived somehow
>Jaime literally dogpiled by zombies again
>he survived somehow
>Brienne literally dogpiled by zombies
>she survived somehow
>Brienne literally dogpiled by zombies again
>she survived somehow

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IT'S A NEW ONE

She was clearly catapulted at the night king. No sneaking needed.

no he's in the trailer for the next episode

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The three eye'd raven was the last remnant of the old gods who magic made him.

underrated

I'm not watching that. Give me the tl;dr.

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Did Jamie die?

>A Song of Ice and Fire
>Fire does nothing to the Night King

because the night king wanted to form a pension system and since the three eyed raven could see into the future, he'd know that any pension system must fail eventually

P...Please hurry davos... I'm f...fading

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How the fuck were the skeletons in the crypts able to overpower and kill anyone? What the fuck did they kill them with?

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because danny still needs a foot slave

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The biggest disappointment is that Jon's story feels stolen. He was part of the Night's Watch. He knew the threat and wanted to tell others about the threat of the WW for years. He fought them multiple times before they even got south of the wall. He fought Wights multiple times. His friends fought and died with wights / WW.

Arya pretty much just learned about the threat a few weeks / months ago in terms of the show's plot, if that.

tentacle porn

Oh Oh Oh!

Don't forget the Trebuchets and catapults, the made literally dozens of them each. Fired them once, then stopped? Like why, once the dothraki charge failed and stopped why didn't they resume firing at them. It could've done some critical damage.

What's even weirder is that Greyworm was the front and instantly after he is at the back somehow leaving his men to die.

>Why didnt he just read the script lmao
Jorah should've waited 5 minutes too.

Women are so fucking stupid.

That didn't seem like 30k, where were the rest?

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Why are you posting Septa Lemore as if she's related to Jon????

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Ser Brienne will be the Lady of House Lannister

me too bro, me too. Wanted him to be a wight and mercilessly kill thousands while davos looks on in horror

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not even close to all the dothraki, all she did was exterminate the westerosi bootlickers
Jhago and Pono still have tens of thousands each and they were just offshoots from Drogo's original group

jon only played along with dany because he needed allies for the war against the walkers, dany turning mad and setting up for a conflict between the two.

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOTHRAKI SCREAMERS

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jorah never got to bang dany

lol

could have been worse
she could have just snapped her fingers

im so happy arya killed the night king. the eruption on this site is incredible. but i honestly am not nearly as ass-blasted about it as you fucking psychos. you all should go write for hollywood since youre so good at it. save your greentexts on a thumb drive so you can show them how much better your GOT fanfic is than the real thing. thatll show em lmao jesus christ you fucking manbabies are worse than capeshitters i swear.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is what will happen next episode

>cersei's army reaches Winterfell
>takes everyone in chains
>dany stands down because she know she'll lose
>tyrion trial
>cleganebowl
>Jaime dies from the mountain
>brianne kills cersei
>snow and dany rule together
this is what d&d will do

>Theon finally gets forgiven by the Starks and gets some closure
>Death gets immediately overshadowed by YASS KWEEN SLAY

oh god he is going to sperg out so hard whenever his video comes out, I can't wait to watch this autist screech and holler

pic related

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why didn't they just write a better script?

>endgame is just time travel shit and ruins thanos, the only interesting marvel villain
>oh well, at least this sunday ill get to finally see westeros pay the price of ignoring the Others
>arya 'nothing personel's the night king and the whole army gets phantom menaced
>i'm gonna have to listen to all my friends talk about how amazing and badass it was
EIGHT YEARS

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>Episode way too dark
>turn up my tv brightness
>get horrible 480p artifacts

Fucking awesome

So was Arya hiding in the werewood waiting for the night king? Cant think of any other explanation for that other than dabid

Jonfag tears are the only good part of this episode desu but they're delicious

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This is it lads.

This is the worst frame you'll ever find in the history of TV and film. This is the bottom on so many levels.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

So the Dothraki are lined up outside the castle with their normal curved swords instead of any dragonglass weapons before they know Melisandre is going to show up and light them up.

So their plan was to have them fight the undead army with weapons that were completely useless at fighting them????????

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No training? She literally mopped and did other chores at the many faced god's temple.
Have you never seen the karate kid?

>that scene with jon witnessing his best friend being brutally beaten by hordes of undead and swarmed
>he does jack shit, ignores it and just runs around for 15 minutes before yelling at a dragon

i wouldn't even blame preston if he has no motivation to shit on this episode.

>“It was so unbelievably exciting,” she says. “But I immediately thought that everybody would hate it; that Arya doesn’t deserve it. The hardest thing is in any series is when you build up a villain that’s so impossible to defeat and then you defeat them. It has to be intelligently done because otherwise people are like, ‘Well, [the villain] couldn’t have been that bad when some 100-pound girl comes in and stabs him.’ You gotta make it cool. And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’”

>For Miguel Sapochnik, the director’s goal was to get fans utterly convinced Jon was going to kill the Night King, and then pull out the rug. “I thought, ‘Hmm, if I see Arya running then I know she’s going to do something.’” Sapochnik says. “So it’s about almost losing her from the story and then have her come in as a surprise and pinning all our hopes on Jon being the guy going to do it — because Jon’s always the guy. So we follow Jon in a continuous shot I want the audience to think: ‘Jon’s gonna do it, Jon’s gonna do it…’ and then he fails. He fails at the very last minute. So I’m hoping that’s a nice switch that no one sees coming. “

ew.com/tv/2019/04/28/game-thrones-maisie-williams-winterfell-battle/

Literally only done for muh subversion and shock. Fucking hacks the lot of them

AZOR PRESTON

i agree with you it was a nice little moment

>Sansa

She's obviously being set up as an antagonist to Daenerys

>Jon not killing NK

Bullshit. Simple as.

BASED EURON AUTIST.

i hope with all my heart you turn out to be the biggest victor and your theories turn to be true.


fuck this nu/show/ we need red wedding shit

cause we're all hating on arya I guess

No the'yre going to have fucking Arya kill Cersei too

I wonder if they'll actually follow through with the "Dany is not a good person" theme

I'M COOMIN YER GRACE!

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dany still has 2 dragons.

>How did we get to a place where Arya’s assassination of the Night King felt like an intellectual letdown, where a big episode of “Game of Thrones” felt like badly shot and edited fan service rather than a genuine revelation?

You know you fucked up when the feminist WASHINGTON POST blogger hates your episode

washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/04/29/game-thrones-season-episode-review-long-night/?utm_term=.42ec0ccd1e54

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Maybe in the books friendo, but in the show she killed every single Khal and brought all their forces under her control ;)

doesn't bran literally say why in ep2. granted, its a shitty motive. night king wants endless night and to erase the worlds memory because...hes the night king i guess?

Get a better TV faggot. And use cinema setting. Looked good on my screen.

training to be a contract assasin =/= training to be invincible warrior/ninja that can shred dozens of undead while weighing 45kg, and then literally *teleporting* behind the enemy.

I despise normies for not understanding this.

AZOR TWENTY GOODMEN AZOR TWENTY GOODMEN AZOR TWENTY GOODMEN AZOR TWENTY GOODMEN

So now that his climax was stolen from him where does he go from here? Am I expected to be invested in the throne bullshit when not even he cares much about it?

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Tell them how much it sucked. Have your voice heard. Explain how it made no sense and how it was 1.5 hrs of darkness and fire.

TRASH

what else would they do it for brainlet

Thank you user, I will be Euronposting until the very end

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Could Arya beat the twenty good men?

Book Jon wont come back for another 50years.

SO have fun with your kike-sjw-feminist filled propaganda machine. :)))))

gamespot.com/articles/game-of-thrones-season-8-episode-3-review-out-with/1100-6466520/

uh oh

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Turn off your brain

Euron fucking Cersei's mutilated corpse then throwing it off king's landing would be diamonds
fuck, he is the storm, the water. and the north already killed the ice, so all that's left is putting out the fire.

Or why not just hang back and let the wights kill Bran?

that fucking piano scene, that was the one chance to redeem to tension in the show, kill some characters off, real ones, but no, it's just a fake out, like always in hollyshite

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When Melisandre was chanting to light shit on fire i swear i heard her say Nissa.

pinballmap.com
find one and play it

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Lmao even Maisie thinks it was the wrong choice.

the show is ruined, let me have this

So funny to see Yea Forums incels seething over Arya

>deux ex
>arya spends 2 seasons becoming intimately familiar with stealth, camouflage, assassination, and the nature of Death
>delivered by Jesus Christ himself
>Melisandre: "ARYA YOU ARE GOING TO KILL THE NIGHT KING"
>Arya, student of Death kills Death personified
>the murder weapon is a 6 season deep Bran plant
>deus ex

There is literally no reason for him to be alive right now. The red god brought him back to life to defeat the Night King and he got cucked out of it

YO LISTEN UP
HERES THE STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

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So how would you guys rate this ep?

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>Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
euron has already had his balls clipped by his eunuch nephew

K I N O
youtu.be/cve-FeN9etg

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>le bran reset meme wasn't true, ignoring all other character development thru 5 books didn't matter

Nothing was stolen from Jon though. The night king wasn't anyone's specific rival except for bran. Jon played his part, and more than that. He didn't need to kill the night king.

>deaths in the first four seasons: heart wrenching, shocking, genuinely makes you sick and upset
>deaths in this dead of characters you've known and love for years: eh

>And then I told my boyfriend and he was like, ‘Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’”
Absolutely BASED

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>tfw everyone in the office will be praising this episode tomorrow

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>throw out years worth of plot lines and build up for MUH SUBVERSION THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

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Don't forget that the best and brightest couldn't foresee why being in a crypt might not have been the safest place.

I don't think I've ever lost this many brain cells watching an episode of television

>'Mmm, should be Jon though really, shouldn’t it?’
Maisie's boyfriend is based as fuck

Have sex. Arya was the ONLY one that could kill the night king, he had too many minions around him, Arya has the silent footstep superpower.

night kings have feelings too, you know

dont think about it lmao

>literally the shittiest book-to tv character ever

Kill yourself faggot.

>Sansa, go to the crypts
>”I WONT ABANDON MY PEOPLE”
>go
>ok

11/10

if you're still watching this show for the plot at this point and not the dumb shit you're doing it wrong

i was laughing my fucking ass off at the arya deathblow

You're a good man, Theon. And the castration... you looked beautiful that night...

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>people still think euron will kill everyone and win the got after this episode
Lolololololololol

Show is shit, just watching it to laugh and shitpost

they said in the post show that they knew arya was gonna kill NK for 3 years

Pretty realistic desu. A man builds it all up and a woman comes in, cuts a ribbon and takes all the credit

Jon will be king. It's his reluctant duty.

Decent execution, absolute trash tier writing.

4/10

Fire doesn't work, though

He has the legit claim to the throne, overriding Danys. He exists to set up potential conflict with Dany. He is also a distraction dragon who will hide the true winner, Gendry.

so what was the point of reviving Jon? he didn't even fucking talk to Melly before she died

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all the fan service moments that were being theorized here were so much better than what we got. i was so excited for a cool jon or jamie moment and we got nothing. they did nothing man. fuckklkkk

thought this too

Why did all white walkers die?
I mean I know they're craster's babies and shit but like, is there only one white walker that actually matters? What about the old wars, Brandon the Builder defeating the white walkers and building the wall and shit, how did the white walkers come back if Brandon killed them? If he did not kill them, how did he prevent them from taking over?

1/10
Good battle great episode until the ending.

Kill yourself.

he should've died. what will he do now? help dany get the IT?

Yeah all those times Jon barely survived encounters with the NK and they looked lovingly into each others eyes, we were robbed of the best sex scene tv ever had.

white men aren't allowed to do anything besides sacrifice themselves you fucking incel

Watch as in the next three episodes he pulls a coup on Cersei with the possible aid of Qyburn, does some blood magic shit with the fetus in her belly, defeats Jon/Dany/Tyrion, and displays the corpses of all the 'good guys' in the end as he sits as the Iron King on the Iron Throne, making Westeros Great Again after the damage wrought over the past few years.

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FUCKING RIAN JOHNSON DID IT AGAIN

HE SUBVERTED OUR EXPECTATIONS

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>Jons entire fucking story was leading up to fighting the NK >D&D would rather SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS and write an awful mary sue moment for Arya instead
>whole character arc about finding out who he is >melissandre drops the pill and tells him he's the chosen hero >he finds out he's actually on the lineage of the Azor Ahai
>arya kills the NK instead, for absolutely no reason

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This show would have been so much better without any of the stupid zombie shit.
I'm glad it's over. Night Man was the shittiest tv villain ever.

The underestimated the amount of dead there were. Ideally, the Dothraki could charge, slash up some of the dead, and then ride out of danger. They didn't expect a tsunami of dead to create an impassable mass of bodies.

Not every injury is fatal.

The White Walkers don't have eyes on the backs of their heads. She simply ran pass them quietly. By the time the white walkers notice, she was already close. There wasn't a significant distance between them and the Night King.

Jon was not facing the signal. Davos was i his blind spot.

Prophecies are bullshit. You should know this by now.

Because you invested too much into it, and there's no going back now.

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kek, bran = night king theorists eternally BTFO

season 1 has such a good aesthetic
the lighting, the angles, the color - everything is perfection

REMINDER THAT DABID SAID THAT THEY DECIDED THE ARYA ENDING AS AN EPIC TWIST TO THE AUDIENCE

IT WAS NOT A GRRM PLOT POINT THEY WERE FOLLOWING

THE BOOKS WILL NOT BE THIS RETARDED in the alternate universe where they are ever finished

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They did give us an unnecessarily long scene of her ghosting wights in the Winterfell library, to show how sneaky she is.

Only one walker, who I guess she stealth ran past and the breeze tickled his hair, even started to notice her before the final lunge.

This. I was pissing myself laughing at multiple points this episode. Unironically just turn your brain off bros

YYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>are you ready user?

How she got there is beside the point. Good story-writing would have necessitated that the viewer had SOME SENSE of how she got there - by properly setting it up in advance.
If the viewer has to puzzle over/guess what happened, your story-writing has failed.

This was too vague.

5/10. Fantastic build-up and tension all let down by an absurdly underwhelming ending.

Reminder that no matter how bad you think the next few episodes will be, they'll actually be worse

>tfw I wrote half this pasta
feels good frend

what the fugg did so wrong bros

look man after 4 seasons of absolute garbage-tier writing if you still had any serious expectations for this that's on you

didn't she literally just commit suicide?
also why did she do that?

This episode destroyed the entire show.
It's not worthy of an actual rating.

You are satisfied when hack tv writers reduce good tv shows into nonsensical bullshit fan service? Kill yourself bulldyke

"the real thing" uhhhhhhhh hey george?

Even if Jon had done it, it would have still been shite. Less shite, but still shite nonetheless. Not only is it far too early to resolve this plot thread, and doing so makes it difficult to take Cersei seriously as a threat, but the plot line itself still feels incredibly unresolved and there should have been more to the Night King and the White Walkers than literally just making them evil weapons that have gone out of control who raise a horde of zombies. And that doesn't just mean having Bran deliver a bunch of exposition on what they could be, either.
They fucked this shit well up.

Euron poster here

you're a fucking idiot, if anything this makes my theory MORE plausible

There was no buildup for Arya killing the Night King. It was just D&D wanting to maximize shock value and subvert expectations.

So how will they end the show? By maximizing shock value and subverting expectations by having Euron, a minor character introduced in Season 6, trump everyone else (pun intended)

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HOW IS THIS USELESS FAT FUCK STILL ALIVE

EVERY SINGLE FIGHT HE IS ON THE FRONT LINES DOING NOTHING AND GETTING ALLIES KILLED WHILE HE TRIPS OVER HIMSELF

FUCKING CARL WHEEZER ASS STILL PISSING HIS PANTS AND DOING NOTHING AND HE STILL BUMBLEFUCK LIVES

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what the fuck was with that weird run that arya does after melisandre gives her a motivational speech?

Impressive post desu

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>every walker is vulnerable to fire except the NK
>NK is still vulnerable to Valeryian steel

So I am confused. The others are fighting inside the castle

Then it goes to Arya sneaking around like its metal gear

Then outside to big fighting

What the fuck

Gay idea. Jon isn't clever enough, nor dishonorable enough, to play with Dany's feelings. It would be completely out of character and cheap.

It's not over yet. His mark is still on him.

There's no NK villain in the books so obviously

How fucked is house Mormont now?

Brainwashed...
Sad.

FATMAN PLEASE UNDO THIS KIKED UP MESS!!!!

>tell friend this
>he blows up on me for spoiling that Ghost survived because "he doesn't watch trailers"

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What is the root cause of this "expectation subversion" trend. What is driving it? Why is this the best writers can do? Now I'm gonna have to listen to people say how good this was for the next couple months. It's all so fucking tiresome.

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he's literally GRRM's self insert, i'm sure D&D have been instructed to make him live

Does silent footsteps make you invisible or was the episode too dark for event the white walkers to see what was going on?

What part of cutting off the arms of a sword wielding zombie is useless?

he's right that the episode was shit but those are disingenuous comparisons. the 3rd episode of the final season is not comparable to the second film in a trilogy.

No... I got blue-balled really fucking hard.

IMO the episode was great everyone dies Jon, Danny, and a few others retreat to mote Calin..

Jon sacrifices Danny gets uber-powered up supersayian god tier shit then 1v1million them.

BUT NOOOO Arya had to mary sue it.

It no longer exists.

This is some Rian Johnson tier bullshit

reddit needs a self insert

Do you guys think GRRM is mad at this?
I mean he probably was "over it" with the previous bullhshit, but this one really ruins it. And given his fat ass is gonna die in like 5 years, he'll probably never finish the books - therefore, his legacy was reduced to this. The "american tolkien" reduced to cheap feminist mary sue moments

EDD DIED FOR THIS FAT FUCK

now, go die, right now, even when waiting 10 seconds would save you.

Honestly I'm kind of happy it's NOT time traveling Bran at this point.

Here's hoping they make show-Euron more into book-Euron for the next 3 episodes

he honestly deserved to die. what could have been a nice character moment was giving him the fucking sense to just go stay in the crypts and not get in anyone's way like the fat useless cunt he is, and then when the corpses in the crypt started animating he could have shown some bravery fighting them back or something. He just acts like a total twat in the actual episode and does nothing

Jews who want to force their shitty elitist politics took control

Yeah but he was dead. The red god brought him back to fight the great other. Not to give his auntie cummies

So were the leaks real? Where can I read the rest?

GRRM is probably masturbating to it.

He loves when normies and SJW's go YASSSS QUEEEN SLAY

Because he's GRRM's self insert. He'll be the one old Bilbo style writing about this in the very last scene.

did you then eject him from the Chamber?

it would work perfectly if D&D weren't idiots, after he was revived, and especially after the battle of the bastards, after ned and robb died for the reasons they did.

They do and she does, but they also mention that he's only bones
Arya will kill them.

here comes the Arya scene reactions

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cant see shit: the episode

Euron poster here

Forget how in my copypastas I was referring to Euron as the "fire" to the "Ice" of the White Walkers

Dany and her dragons are the "fire" and Euron is the WATER that will be extinguishing it.

Fucking think about it! Holy shit!!!!!!

Reminder that Euron will proudly be displaying Dany's corpse at the end. D&D will want ANOTHER RED WEDDING TIER MOMENT to end the show!

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8/10 for the atmosphere and the spectacle.
4/10 for the writing - it has the last jedi effect of destroying any interest in what comes next

Collapse of good literary tradition for shock based value and hype wanking to maximise short term interest.

this, what was the point of having Sansa tell Tyrion that bravery is confronting your weaknesses while having the least combat capable character of them all survive a certain death battle?

Why do you think has he stopped talking about GoT and promoted another show for nearly 2 years by now?

Why is literally everything I'm reading on Yea Forums about what could have happened in this episode, better than what actually happened

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>subvert our expectation
>not having Jaime do it
>or fuck, not having Theon do it and die in the effort

IT ISN'T JUST SOMETHING THAT'S UNEXPECTED
IT NEEDS TO MAKE THEMATIC SENSE YOU FUCKING NIMRODS.

GRRM literally sits at home doing nothing but jerk of the Sibel and play shitty old movies in the cinema he bought. He will maybe finish winds but dreams is 100% never coming out.

Well when life gives you hot aunties-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAASSSSS KWEEEEEEEN!

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youtube.com/watch?v=FiPcaNM8rcc

Know what would have been a much better subversion of our expectations? Have Arya jump out, get caught, do the drop stab, but have it only sort of stagger the NK, then he kills Arya, reanimates her, then Jon arrives and has to kill reanimated Arya and weakened NK.

Wasn't even a good death either.

They want to subvert expectations but still give fans what they want. Its the same bullshit from the last jedi. You're wrong and im screencapping all your posts for my post-got cringe compilation

Sorry user but you're delusional if you genuinely think that Euron won't die.

That's it, I'm done, finished, I've had enough. It's time for this fucking world to end. We are going nowhere.

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>director calling the shots of the plot
literally TLJ situation, what the fuck?

what I was about to say
>SUBVERTED
SUBVERTED
>SUBVERTED
SUBVERTED
>SUBVERTED
SUBVERTED
>SUBVERTED
SUBVERTED

Look at all the seething Jon autists, who believed in Mel's retarded Azor Ahai bullshit. You fags really thought the special boy would stab the big bad with his special flaming sword. How pathetic.

LOCK THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS

GRRM literally said the books needed more diversity and that he should've made the Targaryens black

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER? IF EVERYONE FUCKING LOST AND MAJOR CHARACTERS DIED, AND THEN ARYA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SURVIVE AND DISGUISE HERSELF WITHIN THE WHITE WALKER ARMY AND SLOWLY CREPT UP TO KILLING THE NIGHT KING IN KING'S LANDING. BUT NOOOOPE WE HAVE A DEUS EX JUMPING STAB TO JUST THE BIG VILLAIN

S

Rich Evans is rolling over in his grave

He has to be vulnerable to something, right?
It's all dead.

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Being wise doesn't mean being brave. Shes right about things, but that doesn't make her a better person by default. Tyrion has been wrong about some things, but he still have the bravery to face tomorrow and make a better life for himself.

The prophecies could still be a factor.
I wonder if this is some huge fake out. I think there are still ways this could still be technically unresolved through Bran or something. Like there will still be some further unexpected fuckery in that department. Maybe Jon or Dany or Jaime could still be azor if the night king/real threat isnt truly gone?
.
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>At first I thought maybe Beric knew enough ritual be to bring Jorah back possibly.
Then I remembered he was already dead.
Fuck.
And Melissandre.
Wait who was that masked lady in Essos that talked to Jorah about protecting Dany? What ever happened with her?

Worst part of it is that episode 2 was actually pretty fucking good, one of the best episodes we'd had in a while. And then most of episode 3 was kino, and going exactly as predicted.

And then that ending happened, and no matter what, from now on that fucking scene has tainted the shit out of this series.

>Social justice whiners, or social marxists
It's not just them, all millenials have their brains so fried by shitty hollywood media that their idea of a good story is a big flashy CGI battle followed by a plot twist at the end. SJW are the most vocal group of millenials but it's not just them writing trash fiction.

it's kinda funny that one of the better scenes of the episode — the arya library scene — completely undercut the whole night king moment
if she needs to put effort into hiding from wights, how can she ninja her way past a hundred or so walkers and assorted ghouls?
did the red witch's pep talk give her the power of invisibility?
4.5/10
good spectacle, falls apart if you consider it for five seconds

>literally no argument
Every fucking time. You are brainwashed, you have no argument and cant prove me wrong.

new

I'm just here to point out that you have no idea what marxism is and you're a dipshit. Go read a book that isn't about wizards user. Marxism is a solely material analysis, it has literally zero to do with social classes or hierarchies.

People are not gonna look back on GOT fondly.

The Night King is a targ

it seriously makes no sense, there were 2 occasions where he was dead for sure then gets saved, then as Jon is going to Bran, Jon looks at him and he's literally getting swarmed by about 10-15 wights at once but is somehow still alive

he's having fun and good at it
the only one that should win at this point
everyone else is either bitter batshit, an uppity cunt, or a straight arrow
since it's what we want it probably won't happen

>no zombie robb
>no zombie rickon
fuck this show

Oh sure, if they just rewind time, and make Jon a different character after his resurrection, then maybe. But they didn't do that. Jon is still Jon. He's still Ned's son, and obsessed with honor.

Pathetic children, don't they know that good stories are about things happening for no reason? SUBVERTED GENIUS

The WW that Jon killed at Hardhome was also immune to fire, he puts out flames in the shed before killing the dude with the axe.

>waaahhh da sjws are making things shitty, better give up on societh waaaahhj

Kill yourself weakling.

the whole spectacle is 8/10, the writing is 3/10 and tlj-esque

they don't give a shit about what the fans want, otherwise they would have gotten Jon or Dany to kill the Night King

Euron will pull a coup on Lannister slut, mark my words

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He probably sits on his mountain of cash, with smug satisfaction, that anything he writes will end up better than the dreck in the show.

bruh...

95% of the audience dont remember who those are

YO LIL GoT VIEWERS, I SUBVERTED YOUR EXPECTATIONS AGAIN. BET YA FEEL PRETTY STUPID NOW HUH?

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Fucking rian johnson'ed

FUCK IT MAKES SENSE NOW

HE CAN RIDE THE DRAGON BECAUSE HES OF TARG BLOODLINE

There was no reason to think Jon was special at all. You just fell for Mel's charms.

Nobody mentioned EssJayDubyas you fucking mong

which is why D&D are idiots, jon didn't grow at all from literally fucking dying. he didn't change whatsoever. he didn't change from the battle of the bastards. in the books jon changes quite a lot after becoming lord commander. in the show there's a hint of that there, but it's thrown out the window when jon dies.

I think you're exaggerating. Given how Arya murdered wights at the beginning it's not too far-fetched that she could do it.

The problem is that she came pretty much out of nowhere and that's poor writing. They wanted to surprise the viewer completely but that's an asspull. It's not good writing. An author can always write randumb stuff into existence; things need to be hinted at sufficiently in advance to reassure the viewer/reader that there is a limit to author agency.

Yes retard, thats why its called SOCIAL marxism or CULTURAL marxism.
>r-read marx
Nope. Fuck that hack. His shitty ideology was BTFO last century. Im progressive.

2/10
first 5-10 minutes were good
goes to shit soon after

Cry more, retarded leftist faggot.

>good spectacle, falls apart if you consider it for five seconds
So 10/10 by modern broad-appeal entertainment standards.

Personally I think he'll die but there's still hope he'll off a major character. Which is really all I want.

Hey now I'm not a faggot

you're absolutely right and I hate this shitty fucking show

Thats how we got 8 seasons of this trash.

I kind of see what you're saying. But Jon resurrected in what? Season 6? And now you want to promote a theory about what could have been if the writing was different? Nah. That's a huge waste of time.

>horseniggers all dead
Pretty smart of her desu.

None of the leaks were real for this episode they were all bullshit. Every character that the leaks said were going to die didnt die. The leaks say there's a secret tunnel under winterfell but there wasn't. The leaks say everybody has to evacuate winterfell at the end and the night king won but he didn't. The leak said jorah will die defending the gates/crypt and lyanna will survive but jorah died in a different way and lyanna died. They were all fake. The only real leak is tyrion is executed in the series finale for treason. That's it.

exactly.
complex social motivations are thrown out the door when you can just have jon snow yell at a dragon

it's not as if we've seen jon do anything since then, he's basically been a different character, passive and complacent. not a huge stretch to make it into a twist. at least it would be an interesting one.

instead we're just getting bland as fuck jon + dany v the baddies after an incredibly underwhelming battle for the dawn

>did greyworm die? i couldnt even see what was happening because it was too dark
You couldn't see the black guy, in black armor, in the dark?
Racist.

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