Plot armor

Ignoring the ending, was anyone else disappointed by the lack of main character deaths? What was with them all surviving wave after wave when the castle was literally being zerg rushed by zombies.

The ending would have been dramatically improved by having lots of characters die before the night kings eventual death.

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I thought both no-cocks were going to die, as well as tormund. Expected all of the deaths except for the mormont girl and edd because I forgot about edd.

I think a good number of ppl died-- I kinda want to see some others die in the war against the golden company. prob the hound, our last no-cock, and gendry

Yeah, it started getting silly towards the end. Basically everyone dead except the main characters backed against a wall against endless zombie hordes. I thought Sam died like half a dozen times.

>Every single character gets grabbed or knocked down at least 3 times each
Pissed me the fuck off, deathbait is so cheap. That in addition to the "zombies BTFO'ing everyone only to revert to stalemate in the next shot" also got me pissed. This was cheap shitty attentiongrabbing tv, that's it.

At least the Dickless Wonder managed to not fuck up and died like a man

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Agreed such a bullshit move to pull a battle of the bastards but with like 8 characters at once. Such shit

[Who has been confirmed for being dead]
All the Dothraki (apparently they can't fight either)
Edd and all the remainder of the Nights watch (Press F To Pay Respects)
The Bear Lolli who (killed a giant before dying herself Press F To Pay Respects)
The Bear Knight (House Mourmont Now Extinct)
Melisandre
Beric Dondarion (Press F To Pay Respects)
Theon and all the Ironborn with him (He deserved it)
Possibly Alys Karstark
Most of the Unsullied (Press F To Pay Respects)
Most of the people in the Crypts
Possibly Little Girl with the burnt face
Most of the Knights of the Vale who went North for Lady Sansa (Except Lord Royce)
The Night King and his entire army (White walkers and wights included)
Around half of the Generic Northern Soldiers

[Important people who survived]
Tormund and some of the free folk
Jamie
The Son of Bobby-B
Podrick and his Magic Cock
Both Stark Sisters
The three-eyed peeping Tom
The Onion Knight
Jon and his Snow Doggo

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yeah. melisandre was kino but they bitched out and should have killed everyone in the crypt and sam at least. bonus if they killed bran too

I'm probably over exaggerating but I feel like it's been a very long time since main characters have just died. Everything lately has them in a tough spot and then they're always saved at the last second.

Tyrion was there. No way he would have died, the Dab and Dabid love him too much

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>all he had to do was stand around staring at the nk for anouther 20 seconds

>No way he would have died

that's why it would've been great. him and sansa dying would've been a good twist

You’re right. Since these pandering hacks took the reigns they stopped killing wantonly and they cut down the flood of ass and titties to a trickle

Jorah must turned back in a hurry when he saw those dead niggas

Reminder that Jon should have stayed in the crypt because the outcome would have been the same.

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>If he had continued the moment and kept staring at NK, nothing would have changed, except he would have lived
He even fucked that up

>The Onion Knight
Also Sandor.

And that means Cleganebowl is FUCKING CONFIRMED.

>set up kino double suicide scene
>chicken out
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

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>thinking Varys won't sit the throne and rule for a thousand years
>forgetting about Edd, the best minor character in the history of both film and literature

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>Basically everyone dead except the main characters backed against a wall against endless zombie hordes. I thought Sam died like half a dozen times.
Plot armor is a helluva drug

I think it would've been cool if Tormund died saving Brienne heroically, it would've given Brienne a regret over not getting him to know better. She was quite disgusted by him, but retroactively she'd remember that men used to be disgusted by idea of female knights.

I was so sure tyrion was gonna die this episode, can’t believe they let me down

Tyrion, after GRR stopped writing him, is irrelevant. Notice how he's had no good ideas ever since the divergence?

How did this fat crybaby survive?

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I like edd, but I was just overwhelmed by the presence of every other character getting more moments in the previous episode that I just forgot he was standing there

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The wights didn’t want him on their team