/got/ Honorable Fighters Edition

Listen Faggots while you getting all emotional that jamie didn't pull his sword from briennes virgin pussy and became azor ahai or that anglo goblina basicly omae wa mou shindeiru'd the night kings frozen faggot ass...

i want to mention the bravest person of the war
Lyanna motherfucking Bearcub Mormont you stupid faggots !

she was honored to be named after Lyanna Starks who born a King
and it was Lyanna Mormont to make him a King !
she one hit the Giant when tormund had to snuggle 3 months between some hairy giant tits...
she led an army when her uncle spend his prime being a mega cuck
and she refused to change sides when she had what...60 fighters ?

PRESS FUCKING L FOR LOLLI LYANNA TO PAY RESPECT FAGGOTS

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Kinda wish Sam retreated to the crypts after Edd died saving him. He should've known he'd be dead weight.

Her death was literally the only good part.

>write an unrealistic character
>Be surprised when she does unrealistic stuff

The giant should've eaten her like Attack on Titan

Also press L to refuse the twitter celebration of the anglo goblin !
LYANNA IS THE ONLY HERO NOT ARYA

Her ridiculous character is part of what makes GOT look so fucking amateurish at times.

An end of the world battle and she's there barking orders at her soldiers lmao.

Jesus Christ if you really want to take the Iron throne just get an army of teenage girls they seem to be the most effective at surviving in that world.

but she didn't survive you absolute fucking moron

don't make me tuck your fucking brainless head in with the femur bone of the giant you fucking piece of manlet shit

Neither did the majority of the Army you penis head.

She killed a Giant lmao. You know, the type of Giant that Grenn and the Night's watch had to hold the gate against and the one that swept through most of Ramsay's army?

This little girl managed to kill one as she was being squeezed to death lmao.

You tards will defend this. You are the reason everything turns to shit.

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why are there so many GOT threads on Yea Forums all the time?
This show sucks. It's literally just
>muh powerful women
>muh sex scenes
>muh Jewish writers

so is rhaegal dead or what? i thought for sure i saw a green dragon in the promo for the next episode.

What did you think of the reveal of the Night King's motives? Honestly, it puts everything into a totally different light and makes me really question which side is the right one. I enjoyed the episode as a whole, looking forward to seeing how they build their strength up to get back at the Night King after his latest victory.

Someone explain to me real quick, how did Jon survive after an entire army of undead had him surrounded outside the walls?

what do we say to the anglo goblina ?
not today !

plot armor

The Dothraki got killed off because rapist savages are too problematic to survive

prove me wrong

based avellone

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THOROS PLEASE

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So what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF JON BEING REINCARNATED? THERE IS NO AZOR AHAI?

what the fug D&D

tyrion and sansa should have killed themselves together in the crypt.

it's not like either one is gonna do something fucking useful in the next 3 episodes.

S

so why did melly sanders just kys at the end??

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nth for Stannis

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1st for Bessie

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Berric should have been a zombie, but we weren't shown the Hound killing him.

That would have actually been interesting. GOT doesn't have the balls to kill main characters anymore.

STANNNNNNNNNNNNNISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What thematic purpose did having Arya be the one to kill the NK serve?

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Based, maybe Obsidian should've written GoT.
Plot armor

>Only people who accomplished shit in this episode were women
>Everyone else jobbed
>Except Brienne who jobbed with the men
What the fuck?

Press S to spit on her grave

Fuck all nonwhite races
All Hail Queen Azor Arya

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What exactly was the tactical thinking behind sending the Dothraki hoarde and largest part of the army hundreds of meters ahead of the fortified castle to die before the battle even started?

Davos' son says he was always praying for Davos to return home; but Davos stopped smuggling after getting involved with Stannis, which is where he presumably got involved with Melisandre with, so was Mattheus praying to the Lord of Light before he had meet Melisandre?

yeah but if arya is azhor ahai then is gendry nissa nissa? or is jaquen wearing arya's face azhor ahai?

Why is everyone acting surprised when we already had spoilers detailing everything

the giant she killed was a corpse with an obvious glowing vulnerable point and half its skull missing

stabbing a live giant through the eye would have most likely gotten her eaten.

NEEEEEEEDDDDD

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Post memories of better days and better writing bros.

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YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS

I KEPT HINTING BRAN WAS THE NIGHT KING

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Her job is complete

There wont be a reveal. He's just evil.

Theories on the crows Bran warged into?

I'M FOR STANNNNNNNNNNNIS

KINO

B A S E D
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>leave your entire army out in the open
>fuck the castle walls, they're not needed
>send hundreds, if not thousands, to rush straight at tens of thousands of zombies
>retreat, ensuring hundreds more die needlessly while holding the line
Who the fuck thought any of that was a good idea?

I couldn't stand this loud mouthed, girl power cunt. She should have been killed off far sooner.

>commanded and won the Blackwater battle
>NO YOU CANT DO ANYTHING
>yes i c-
>YOU ARE A SMALL PATHETIC SAD LITTLE MANLET DWARF PATHETIC SMALL PENIS LITTLE KEKOLD UGLY PIG, YOU ARE USELESS
>but i-
>USELESS
wanted to slap sansa in the fucking face. Tyrion has literally fought in battles before and survived all of them
My nigga tyrion aint deserve this

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Feminism

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So what was Melisandre doing in Volantis / Essos?

FEMINISM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!~!!! YASSS QUEEENNNN

yes. it's arya.

to kill off a bunch of non-white so they wouldn't have to deal with them if they won

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there was that one line a few seasons back that kinda vaguely sounds like it might imply she could kill the night king if you read it a specific way. you know, the one they quoted in this episode to remind you, that one.

that's a lot of rape

did drogon make it? i couldn't tell if that was drogon or rhaegal at the end

FUCK YEAH! CLEGANEBOWL IS BACK ON!!!!

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It would have been good if she were actually just crushed to death by the giant instead of killing it

That Episode WAS GOOD except for arya killing the Night King and plot armor on some characters, prove me wrong

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>Dies like a cross

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S

i thought Brienne was gonna die like five different times in this episode

I never wanted anything more in my life.

Don't let it end like this...

...Updated my journal.

This man wrote the best game ever made.

I respect him so much.

When the book is released, it's going to embarrass this episode.

>no NK motives
>no white walker/NK actually getting to fight
>Jon did literally nothing
>Still don't know shit about what Bran is ever doing
>Final boss is Cersei who has never shown any aptitude for anything aside from just being ruthless
why

DABID REEEEEEE

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full version?

She used up all her mana.

It really feels like D&D want Game of Thrones to be the Super Bowl of TV shows, and fans are eating it up.

They’re both alive

Yeah, he should have just stepped on her like she wasn't shit.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Sansa's never physically killed anyone right?

how did arya know to stab that exact spot on the night king?

Arya getting the finishing blow would have been fine if Jon atleast got to fight him, with Arya getting a backstab off. I would also say the Arya library scene was the worst part of all seasons combined

Being banished

*does literally nothing*

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Just to alert the NK that he was hanging out in the garden. Idk why it took 4 hours and 15min though, the NK figured out where he was a few seconds after the wargging.

I kinda agree. The library scene was also really dumb

i think the point and the truth there in is that there are people who see the world for what it really is and act accordingly. Then theres people who remain akin to children their entire lives. Theres things like child soldiers or orphaned kids essentially acting as parents to their younger kids real life gets tough. Lyanna is an example of a child who has nerves of steel and isnt an idiot due to harsh experiences.

PS. KOTOR was shit. He hasn't done anything worthwhile since PST.

Because :)

Muh subversion

Based

i guess video games are art after all

sauce

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Did we ever get a scene between Lyanna and Jorah? They were the last living Mormonts. Yeah they never met, but they should have had a scene together. Also
>Here We Stand.

OH NO NO NO NONONONONONONON

SORRY YER GRACE I CAN'T PICK IT UP!

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HOL UP
when the trenches were neeeded to be lit jon was literally on top of the walls with a dragon
yet they made meli do it
??

>tfw we got bizzaro world ending instead of this

I was expecting some Attack on Titan biting and dragonglass face stabbing. Only got half. Seriously, they should have kept her appearances down to 2-3 episodes a season, and she would have been better liked.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEN SLAAYYY

CANT WAIT FOR ARYA TO KILL THE MOUNTAIN AND CERSEI AND FOR DANNY TO RULE AS QUEEN OF WESTEROS

>D&D saying Arya killing the Night King was fulfilling a prophecy from Melisandra in Season 3

Did they forget that Melisandre in Season 3 thought Stannis was Azor Ahai? But she also knew that Arya would be the one to save everyone?

Speaking of which, what the fuck happened to Azor Ahai? The show even went to the trouble of explaining that based on Valyrian grammar it could be either Dany or Jon, but it was just a giant red herring I guess?

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He flew around in the fog for a while.

most beautiful girl of the seven continents

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oh please the book is never going to release. He's still at Jon's death.

I love my cute dragonfu so much ;_; Every night i cry because i know i'll never have her. There's literally nothing to look forward to after the show ends. Life is truly suffering.

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Fuck.

This show had Robert Baratheon, Ned Stark, Tywin Lannister and Stannis Baratheon.

None of them could survive. Now the world is run by Mary Sues.

>gets resurrected like seven times
>just to save arya in a hallway and die
fucking gay and stupid

It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right

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I only saw Brienne in like one scene at the beginning and the rest of the episode I couldn't tell who was who

>when

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>t-t-they're c-c-c-oming
>Pathetic, weak male--they're already here!

>The Dothraki got killed off because rapist savages are too problematic to survive
Too much toxic masculinity. They gotta go!

Arya killing the NK is fine. The way she killed him was dumb.

Did anyone notice in the D&D commentary how they spoke about the scene where Lyanna Mormont kills the giant?

They appear to imply they tried to cut it but "someone" said no. And they seemed very uncomfortable discussing it.

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Women's intuition.

Theon looked majestic slaying all those wights. Absolutely sublime death scene

Based

AWoooo! 2 men fight! 1 near-zombie man leaves! PLACE YOUR BETS!!

>gives Arya the dagger in the same spot he was used to act as bait
so can this nigga see the future or not ffs

based. 8 years for this fucking bullshit?

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these next 3 episodes are actually going to be pure anus

>Best villain ever created dies to a level 11 hobgoblin
What did David mean by this?

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>horrible episode
>night king dies without revealing his motivations and without fighting
>there's no explanation to how arya sneaked past the wights (which literally gave no space for her to go through) or the other white walkers (who did not do anything, ever).
>the battle was a shitfest with horrible strategy being employed
>jorah literally teleports to dany to save her

As I watched this, I could only be mad. So did my friends.
Then I visit social media and it's all:
>WOW WHAT A GREAT EPISODE YAS QUEEEEN
How are normies so shit at picking what they like? Jesus fucking christ

stannisfags were the first to be burned by DABID, how does it feel anons? did you really expect them to not completely fuck this up?

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I can't. not going to lie, i enjoyed the episode (except for arya killing the NK. that was just stupid)

>the dagger
>made by little finger
>killed for love (Killed Jon Arryn for Peter Baelish)
>Arya came out of a stone crypt overseas
>Brown Eyes, Green Eyes, Blue Eyes
>Death is the one True God
>Arya is the only one that worships Death
>Night King is a false God

IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG!!!!

if they had dragons, why was their first move not to use them to light the dead fuckers up and gain an advantage but instead to send a bunch of dothraki to their deaths? why did they decide to only go in with the dragons AFTER the attack had started, and in a way that would almost certainly result in a number of their own men being burned as well?

Reddit isn’t welcome here pleased go back

No, she got banished from the North but then went to Dragonstone, and then left for Essos on her own will, not because Dany banished her. Did you forget her conversation with Varys last season?

*Has aneurysm*

anyone got a stream to episode or a torrent that doesnt suck with leechers

i mean yeah was good if youre legit ignoring 90% of the episode?
>except for arya killing night king
probably the biggest twist in the whole show and a pretty big let down
>plot armor on some characters
the only people who died again were b-side characters besides Jorah and Bedric and all the others having plot armor and not dying was just stupid, Briene pod or jamie shouldve died.

absolutely based score

youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

i love them so much

what a beautiful family

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>never got to see her bare feet

Boo

Rhaegal got a bit fucked up. Drogon got nasty little knives stuck in him, and seemed to be more pissed than hurt. Ghost is MIA, but apparently is in preview for next episode.

I honestly laughed when he was just sitting on the wall of winterfell (?) watching the battle

Didn't even do anything when they needed someone the light the trench lmao

>Jon fighting Night King, really going at it
>Night King about to get the better of him
>an arrow from the dark hits the NK in the forehead, surprises more than hurts him
>long enough to Jon to take his head off
oh well

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fuck off arya before i stick needle up your fucking pig feet and feed to clegane

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Jorah's death scene made me cry.

Partly because it's fucking stupid how he got stabbed through full plate armor multiple times, but mainly because Dany is a piece of shit for not appreciating him more.

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I was really hoping that was going to be Jaime's sword that saved Dany's life and protected her from the zombies (of course without him dying) just to complicate their relationship more.

>have best horseriders around
>do not use them for flanking, literally just rush them to death
Great battle plan desu

GHOST SURVIVED

I'M SO HAPPY

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WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER DAVOS?

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>This franchise is literally just female empowerment propaganda shit now
holy fucking kek, this entire episode and season in general is literally nothing but bait for twitter and facebook tier YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAY
tier posts

>Did we ever get a scene between Lyanna and Jorah?
When Jorah tells her not to fight?

The only kino part was Theon surrounded by corpses

Waste of trips.

This. Subverting expectations is literally literary masturbation. There's literally no theme to what happened. It just happened.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONO

Didn't even give him a kiss before he lost consciousness.

In the end he truly knew nothing

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i like how we just skipped over how jon magically has the ability to somehow communicate with rhaegal and tell him what to do

It's really fucking stupid. Jon is 100% confirmed to be Azor Ahai in the books, but in the show they resolve the supervillain with a dumb *teleports past the ice officers* feminism scene.

>3 eps of Sansa and Dany acting; tyrion and varys dick jokes
I hope to the drowned God that Euron kills everyone

I thought the episode was pure 10 before the goblin cunt killed the NK.
i had the dread of that since i saw the spoilers but somehow i kept convincing myself that even if she hits him and he appear to be dead he will rise again.

but fucking faggot ruined it, there was NO shittier villain in history of villains that did as little as him.

and he can be cool but the dabidz castration made him such a pussy.

FUCK WOMYN
FUCK FEMINSM
FUCK ARYA
FUCK DANNY
FUCK BRIENNE.

the only good woman left in this show is SANSA she is stayed in the kitchen like any other woman would, i dont even care about her naggings anymore .


episode before Vegeta Arya 10/10

episode after Vegeta Arya 1/10

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the only thing left to hope for is the crazy theory of the Eurone Dude, it would be so fucking awesome to have Arya snapped by Jaquen and the evil win.

and by dabids standards and hiding cersi and euron completely it means they might actually win.

PLEASE GOD&ALLAH MAKE IT HAPPEN.

not only that, the Dothraki were the Calvary unit. You're supposed to hide them and come from behind or crash from the side. Not go face first and die.

And why did they send all the minorities to die first?

Dont let nothing personnel distract you from the SECOND stupidest thing in the ep lol
WHY
THE
FUCK
DID
DANY
LAND THE DRAGON AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

I literally CANNOT BELIEVE Grey Worm and The Hound survived. If I was a betting man I would have bet fat stacks that they were both going to kick the bucket this episode. I did call Jorah but that one was a gimme. Props to anyone who actualy called Lyanna's death, that one was a little surprising, just because I wasn't sure if 2019 GoT had the balls the kill a little girl anymore.

How the episode should have gone:
>Bran goes back to see how the first men and children of the forest defeated the long winter
>Bran sees the actual motives/flushes out the nk a bit more
>Arya slays a giant and protects lady Mormont AND THAT'S FUCKING IT
>Jon gets his 1v1 but Sam rushes to the rescue just as he's about to get stabbed, he then stabs the nk in the back and saves the day and Jon's ass
>Davos should have killed the Red Woman
>Beric dies, but he explodes in flame and takes a bunch of wights with him
>Poddrick or Jorah should have killed the dragon on its rampage
>The other white walkers fight the Ironborn while Jon fights the NK
>Ghost should have helped out at least a little
Anything else?

The man won over an army and brought back tons of one of the three things that can actually put down a white walker. Sorry he didn't literally drive his cock through the Knight King's head, but he did his part.

>small child gets hit with a giant club wielded by a giant
>gets up afterwards

Apparently trucks driven by muslims are more dangerous than literal giants.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ1yC3yESLQ
>Inside the Episode
>"While there's no reason to know for certain that the fire WOULDN'T kill or destroy the Night King, there's also no particular reason to believe that it would."
did these people forget that scene in s06 where the NK and a bunch of other WW literally walk through the flames without a scratch

>Entire plot of her character is related to the faceless men.
>Idea of saying no to the god of death comes up almost ad nauseum in the series.
>"Death is the enemy."
>Trained assassin who literally has all of these elements surrounding her for years assassinates the walking god of death
>people surprised

I don't even think this was subversive, their plan from the start was to kill him when he went for Bran.

lol

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Now show her without make-up.

girl power

Really subverted my expectations.

>when the book is released
oh nonoNONO

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Why does Jon just stand up, stare at the dragon and scream at him?

genuinely got excited at the prospect of her dying
would have saved the show

>the hound just sits and hides the whole episode

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where even was he? I saw him for like 2 seconds at the beginning and then nothing

I was expecting some crazy last hero shit from Jon for the next episode but nope Night King defeated and barely anyone important dead except Theon and maybe Drogon

What a let down

So, how did the various pockets of humans survive? Didn't they have lines of defense within the walls leading all the way up to the doors of the crypt (hence putting all the children and such there, where their defenses were at their strongest?) ... yet obviously the undead reached the crypts because the guardsmen were killed ... and there were just what appeared to be small pockets of infantry mishmashed in random places. None of it really made sense.

Like when Jon is running after the Night King, he literally passes humans in the halls that are still fighting--where was this vs the flashes of scenes we see with Sam on the ground surrounded by zombies, Jaime and Brienne literally surrounded, etc.?

Tyrion has to die to Bronn to set up Jaime to end Cersei.

I would actually be fine with Arya killing the NK but what I'm not ok with is that Jon didn't even get to fight him.

JEWS

So fucking based honestly. I was just in a thread last week triggering autist talking about Arya was one of the main core characters

Tyrion at least does something in the crypts instead of wasting 5~ minutes of screen time hiding and making faces

Now we can move on to the awkwardness between Jon and Dany about who's actually going to sit on the throne if they destroy Cersei lmao.

I thought she was going to be turned and then Jon would summon lightbringer after stabbing her

he saved his former loli gf, that was cool

>Tee Vee is in full damage control trying to rewrite the episode
I thought it was good at least...

Fuck off, David.

DUDE LOL WE DIDNT SEE ARYA SHE WAS TOO FAST AND EMPOWERED

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What was the point of wasting all the Dothraki like that?

Fuck you cum skin

>first scene of the entire show starts with White Walkers
>true bad in the finale is cersei
>night king died in the first and only battle

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There is no scenario I can think up where I would be fine with Arya killing the NK unless it had been a developing subplot for the entire series.

When Chris Avellone speaks, you listen.

The scenes inside the Winterfell buildings was so bizarre. What was the point of the library sequence? Why was everything so quiet despite the raging battle outside?

>religious mumbo jumbo turns out to be wrong

big shock

really though, meli says herself she doesn't actually see everything true or even understand what's she's seeing all the time.

how did Jon run in circles for like fifteen minutes without even coming close to the weirwood? didn't he use to live there?

I saw Lyanna get resurrected by the NK. Jorah having to kill her as one of the last wights before the teleport stabby stabby of NK would have been kino.

It seems so weird that they have this whole moment where Arya is all cool and killing them left and right like she is a badass, then is getting swamped and gets the shit kicked out of her and she runs away to hide. She should have been broken. Not turned around to teleport behind nk

for a cool scene where their swords burn out

imagine the state of grrms wrists right now, they must be a wreck
his entire life's work reduced to cinders before his eyes by a pair of talentless hacks
sounds like a kino biopic to me

Jonbros......I'm fucking seething right now
I can't believe they would throw out all those years of build up. There's nothing even left for him to do. Cersei was never his fight. The White Walkers were always his fight. And yet he didn't get to do a single fucking thing this episode. God damn those kike writers

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kek
she looks retarded

NO GHOST

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AHHHHHHHH ICE KNIGHTS SAVE ME

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He's Gary Stu

Why didn't the NK just
>stay far back, safe inside comfy fog
>every few minutes, ride his dragon to the frontlines
>resuscitate entire army (+ newly acquired dead)
>retreat back to comfy fog
>repeat until battle is won
????

>i like how we just skipped over how jon magically has the ability to somehow communicate with rhaegal and tell him what to do

That wasn't skipped. Its because he is a Targaryen.

If Jon had somehow stopped the Night King, then I would have liked it more.

The Hound still has shit to do. Grey Worm and Missandei both surviving was a surprise considering they had a big red flag in the second episode, but can't kill their non white characters, I guess.

Just imagine if it had played out nearly the same, but Arya legitimately got killed by the NK after trying to jump him, and then the NK slashed Bran and he died turning into ravens like the last three-eyed-raven did, and then end credits.

Yeah, he casually walks across the hallway to hang out with the other children. What did he do down there? other than kiss the sexy fingers of sansa

>What was the point of wasting all the Dothraki like that?
what was the point of the Dothraki period? All along multiple people have said they really ain't shit compared to every other fighting force in the world

why did the battle suddenly stop in the arya corridor scenes? you cant hear anyone in the distance fighting and somehow there are just random wights running around every room in the main keep.

What are the three things?

>GOT doesn't have the balls to kill main characters anymore.
they just gave the best character a pointless unimaginative muh last charge death

It would have made a lot more sense if Jon were somehow necessary to killing NK, but that's not what happens. Jon served basically no purpose.

What is the point of Jon Snow's character now

Robert and Ned marching to take the throne against the power of the Targ dynasty is some real manly shit.

god I miss Robb bros

he would have organized their defense so much better

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anyone but her (and other womyn)

is the torrent up yet?

Arya training with the best swordsman in the world in season 1 then superhuman facehanging assassin's for multiple season wasn't a subplot?

A GUST OF WIND

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Awkward aunt-fucking

Reminder that years of fans theorising about Azor Ahai led to Lol Every Dothraki Is Azor Ahai
and then they all die

who knows. how the fuck dumb & dumber cant wrap their stupid kike brains around basic tactics will baffle me until the end of time

Alfie Allen's acting though.

Reminder people complaining about Arya killing the NK is just going to be brushed off as misogynism

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shoulda organized his oaths instead

Literally all they needed to do is have the same ending except it's a random wight that jumps at the Night King out of nowhere. Then when it pulls the knife you realize it's Arya wearing a wights face and that's how she snuck up on NK. Could have been kino and made use of her actual talents and faceless magic. Instead she somehow "nothing personnel"s her way over an army of wights and White Walkers with some sick backflips and kills NK.

Is this real? I hope it is. Since he is a codexfag it probably is, though.

Political shit and forced drama with Dany

one true ending
>everything happens the same until Jon enters the caslte
>instead of being a pussy he starts helping people as he goes like picking up sam and giving Jamie an opening to run
>as he goes have more and more randos flock to them until its a sizable group
>in the courtyard with the dragon have clegane charge out and finally face his fear while everyone takes cover
>give all the normies the same scene with arya but instead of killing the NK she just wounds him
>have arya stand between Bran and the NK
>just when hes about to strike in charges the war party
>have everyone get their moment fucking up WWs
>actually have the NK fight Jon aided by whoever you want
>and after an appropriate lengthy duel have Jon thrust his sword into the NK
>when it does pierce him it bursts into flames and all the dead start collapsing
>hold on Jon and the NK while the dead "die" and then boom he bursts into ice shards or whatever

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here's ur azor ahai, bro

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bros
remember season 1
remember when this show was at least pretty good?

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Maybe it was 4D chess thinking "if I'm going to do die, at least burn me so I dont come back"

Fucking this

Found it, BigDaddysGirl71

Top 3 characters all time:
1. Bobby B
2. Stannis
3. Tywin

Top 3 characters still alive:
1. Stannis
2. Jaime
3. Radmure

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>he's a tits guy

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She has been training in sword fighting and as an assassin since basically season 1. Though i agree that her killing the nights king was stupid there is context for it at least.

80% of it is. lots of seethe about yaasss and feminism on this board right now.

He was good man.

antifeminists are legitimately as bad as feminists. keep your political opinions away from my entertainment

>the best swordsman in the world
lmao
>superhuman facehanging assassin's
Who have nothing to do with the NK, nor did the writers make any effort to frame it as such. Arya's plot is probably the most confused one in the entire show. They had no fucking idea what they were doing through season 5-7.

>3. Radmure
Captain Fuckup?!

No one was Azor Ahai in the show.
Even though they left in scenes from the book that clearly told that Azor Ahai existed and that Jon was Azor Ahai.

I can only think that GRRM forbid them from making Arya into Azor Ahai because that would be stupid, and they didn't want to make Jon

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What happened to ghost? Did he get offscreened by the Deadite army?

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that was a wight that dies after contact with dragon glass not a real giant

You could tell by her wailing

I hope that the last scene was hinting that all magic fades away now... Dragon's dead.

Take us back to medieval politicking again for 3 episodes

kys mega contrarian.

you know it sucked

She looks like one of these but frowning

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Dragon saved his ass

L

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I'm a tits guy

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>1. Stannis
Based.

>turns out you don't need everyone's cooperation to beat global warming

NOTHING PERSONAL. KING

the conversation with Theon was the only genuine emotion Bran has shown since he turned into the 3ER, dman

>smirk
>that fucking terminator music

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>they thought a show about female empowerment would give a white male the honor of killing the embodiment of male toxicity

You people really are stupid.

Dragon Glass, Valeryian Steel, Fuck tons of fire.

this is what I thought that entire scene was implying when she pulled out that dagger. would've been cool

Would have been great
but desu the fight between jaime and NK that people keep posting on here would have been the best way to solve this

I wish I could forget, it would make the pain go away faster

also not charge the dothraki at the zombies, kill more characters that were clearly getting overhwhelmed, and just generally have better defenses and battle plans. my unsullied bros were all pointlessly massacred

I myself was wondering why Bran "The Rape was beautiful" Stark suddenly cared enough to say that to Theon when he's been an emotionless computer

absolutely based avellone. launching fallout 2 right fucking now

>Jon kills all the other white walkers while the night kings just watches
>The night king knows that he willget fucked up by him so runs away
>Arya nothing personnels him while he tries to flee

I FUCKING TOLD YOU NK WOULD DIE MID SEASON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY DID THEY DO MY BOY JON THIS DIRTY THOUGH

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he makes it!

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I actually thought for a moment that they were going for a Theon AA.

When he was laying there dying I thought he would rise again full capeshit mode with beams out of his eyes and fuck up the Night's King

Danny knew all those niggers would ruin her kingdom once she became Queen so she sacrificed them to get them out of the way.

More like male Tox-ice-ity amirite

I would be okay with Arya fought the Night King if the other characters had their chance to shine against him.

The Night King has 4 other generals. If they're going to go anime, they should have Character (s) vs WW General.

1. Brianne and Jamie vs WW
2. Beldric and Clegane vs WW
3. Jorah vs WW
4. Jon and Dany vs Viscereon
5. Theon and Arya vs NK

That would be perfectly fine for me. But NOOOOO, Arya destroys everyone and everything in 1 hit.

Is this what it looks like when girls take off their bras?

That's just Arya getting good at killing. She had no time, connection or anything at all with either the Night King, White Walkers, the wall, beyond the wall, the widlings, anything.

If she'd been marked with some fucking white walker magic that had been doing something to her mentally all season, that would have been a subplot. If the Night King had teleported to King's Landing and killed Syrio Forel, that would have been a revenge subplot. Both shit but you get the point.

Better than nothing, and they were pretty much thrown away.

I've never seen something end so anticlimactically.

The true villain of the story got cheesed in a feminist empowerment scene that made zero thematic sense.

Now for the rest of the series there's a huge anticlimax arc where a lesser villain is defeated.

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desu I think using the whole "What do we say to the god of death" line is fucking dumb, because the idea about that line is that death is inevitable in the end, but they use it for generating hype about killing the NK. frankly, the night king isn't "death" like the show is trying to push lately either, he's the opposite, he's what prevents people from resting after death and reanimates their corpses. If anything, killing the NK and bringing permanence back to death is fighting FOR death, not against it.

Best swordsman in the world was in the Kingsguard at the time. Real-life experience beats theory every time.

no he showed up on ep4 preview

*outsmarted, outsped, and 0hko by a 100lb girl*

Her fire was extremely close to Jon, and she checked if he was ok.

>ice to meet you

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It is real. He deleted the middle tweet though

I was waiting that to happen but end with the reveal that he's immune to dragonfire because Targaryen.

Shut up incelcuck.

Yay! Did the second dragon live too?

so are the dead done for?
this really lacks closure

He's in the next ep preview. My pet theory is that during the charge he ran of into the woods to the left in order to spare himself from having a role in this dumpster fire of an episode.

kek.

i miss azor stannis :(

i miss the days of the war of the 5 kings

i hate the days of Ninja WOMYYYYN

Dead characters:
>Theon
>one of Dany's sidekicks who add nothing to the show
>nightwatch guy
>sassy child
>guy who is already dead in the books

Yikes what a let down

He's preparing for Clegane bowl

BUT DUDE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ARYA YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEENNN

>NO ONE IMPORTANT DIED

but the lesser villain is also a feminist empowerment icon QUEEN SLAY

MAX CRIT
MAX EVASION

I thought she would Titan shift in that moment, would’ve been kino.

There is nothing left. This battle is what his character has been building up to and it's unironically the least he's contributed in any battle this entire show. What a wet fart of an episode
Guess we can look forward to the dumb throne bullshit between him and Dany. Everyone should know at this point there's no way a MAN is getting the throne

So wait. Did they just kill off Night King by the goblin?
What's with Jaime?
What the fuck is that shit?

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IT IS GAME OF THRONES
ANYONE CAN DIE
CAN
DIE

Literally why was Jon even brought back from the dead?

very true

That was a weak fire. Not a concentrated blast of dragon fire.

I don't think is all that good at it. I think Rhaegal allowed Jon to ride because his mommy liked Jon, and Jon is half Targ. I suspect Jon may have trouble bonding with him. Needs more practice. A drunk chick naked and horny does better on the rodeo machines in a bar than Jon on Rhaegal.

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its pathetic how those 'men' quivered in fear while the women were doing all the fighting

Remember when this was true?

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>whole character arc about finding out who he is
>melissandre drops the pill and tells him he's the chosen hero
>he finds out he's actually on the lineage of the Azor Ahai

>arya kills the NK instead, for absolutely no reason

...

They didn't even have the guts to kill Grey Worm

retard

Yup the Night King was supposed to be his destiny.

He never gave a shit about the Iron throne.

His forced relationship with Daenerys is not interesting either.

the normal people would have went apeshit
im convinced the only reason it was arya was all the reddit fags

>What's with Lightbringer
>What's with the Prince that was Promised

Shut the fuck up and bow to GIRL POWER YAAASSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAYYYYYY

They've been caught off guard before. They don't have exacting perception of everything around them at all times.

Hell why even fight? Proper siege. Starve them out for months and then pick up the well preserved corpses later. What was so important about Bran he needed to push an assault?

The real hero azor ahai!!! Don't belive me? Obviously when she was born a fire was going in the castle (smoke) and catelyn was sweating (salt) because of labor. Obv she will kill Sansa and Jon and rule winter fell then kill cerci and euron!!! She's the new queen of westeros

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>reflect on the episode
>think of all the foreshadowing with Arya

>God of Death
>"Say no"
>All MEN must die
>Night KING is a man, and the walking god of Death
>gets the dagger from Baelish

Hmmm...makes sense

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOWNLOAD

one time I beat the last boss of a fire emblem game with a 1-shot crit from some dragonkin character. tht was a good game

>the fat fuck will finish the series any day now

Face it. GRRM doesn't care about you anymore, and this show will be the only closure you get.

The sad thing is D&D are already excusing the lack of connection by saying the moment was meant to be shocking. Fucking hacks

Is it me or is winterfel the worst geographically placed castle in the history of narrative?

Literally on an open field with no natural barriers wtf

someone make this into a gif

The emotional support could have been what he needed to stall a little bit longer. But I mean if anyone was gonna draw emotion out of Bran at that time it was Theon. He's the only person he's walked the line of both love and hate with and knowing he was about to die in front of him and he was powerless to do anything about it would probably draw out something.

New thread

>everyone on the same courtyard, fighting
>people sparring with different ww all the time, ww changing targets all the time
>wounded viseryon trying to swipe, breathe or bite people but they keep dodging or going behind the nk
this scene could have been so kino, ngl

this one? God I wish it would've been

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Fuck all the talk about who should've killed the Night King. Why is he immune to dragonfire? There is no reason whatsoever that he should have survived after the dragonfire.

Destinies are retarded. Rhaegar was retarded for believing in it. Every Targ that believed in destiny before, ruined themselves and their house.

i hope you win user

its on a large hill retard, shoot down

but really in the books it has more to do with what it was built upon

>reuploading.....

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Some richfag please make this happen. Fan edit incoming

>Literally on an open field with no natural barriers wtf
that's actually a good thing isn't it? Since there's no cover for would be invaders?