Listen Faggots while you getting all emotional that jamie didn't pull his sword from briennes virgin pussy and became azor ahai or that anglo goblina basicly omae wa mou shindeiru'd the night kings frozen faggot ass...
i want to mention the bravest person of the war Lyanna motherfucking Bearcub Mormont you stupid faggots !
she was honored to be named after Lyanna Starks who born a King and it was Lyanna Mormont to make him a King ! she one hit the Giant when tormund had to snuggle 3 months between some hairy giant tits... she led an army when her uncle spend his prime being a mega cuck and she refused to change sides when she had what...60 fighters ?
PRESS FUCKING L FOR LOLLI LYANNA TO PAY RESPECT FAGGOTS
Kinda wish Sam retreated to the crypts after Edd died saving him. He should've known he'd be dead weight.
Jonathan White
Her death was literally the only good part.
Daniel Gonzalez
>write an unrealistic character >Be surprised when she does unrealistic stuff
The giant should've eaten her like Attack on Titan
Xavier Rodriguez
Also press L to refuse the twitter celebration of the anglo goblin ! LYANNA IS THE ONLY HERO NOT ARYA
Mason James
Her ridiculous character is part of what makes GOT look so fucking amateurish at times.
An end of the world battle and she's there barking orders at her soldiers lmao.
Jesus Christ if you really want to take the Iron throne just get an army of teenage girls they seem to be the most effective at surviving in that world.
Jack Cooper
but she didn't survive you absolute fucking moron
Hudson Reyes
don't make me tuck your fucking brainless head in with the femur bone of the giant you fucking piece of manlet shit
Jace Torres
Neither did the majority of the Army you penis head.
She killed a Giant lmao. You know, the type of Giant that Grenn and the Night's watch had to hold the gate against and the one that swept through most of Ramsay's army?
This little girl managed to kill one as she was being squeezed to death lmao.
You tards will defend this. You are the reason everything turns to shit.
why are there so many GOT threads on Yea Forums all the time? This show sucks. It's literally just >muh powerful women >muh sex scenes >muh Jewish writers
Josiah Adams
so is rhaegal dead or what? i thought for sure i saw a green dragon in the promo for the next episode.
Christian Wilson
What did you think of the reveal of the Night King's motives? Honestly, it puts everything into a totally different light and makes me really question which side is the right one. I enjoyed the episode as a whole, looking forward to seeing how they build their strength up to get back at the Night King after his latest victory.
Tyler Lopez
Someone explain to me real quick, how did Jon survive after an entire army of undead had him surrounded outside the walls?
Justin Martin
what do we say to the anglo goblina ? not today !
Christopher Phillips
plot armor
Gavin Long
The Dothraki got killed off because rapist savages are too problematic to survive
What exactly was the tactical thinking behind sending the Dothraki hoarde and largest part of the army hundreds of meters ahead of the fortified castle to die before the battle even started?
Andrew Adams
Davos' son says he was always praying for Davos to return home; but Davos stopped smuggling after getting involved with Stannis, which is where he presumably got involved with Melisandre with, so was Mattheus praying to the Lord of Light before he had meet Melisandre?
Jose Watson
yeah but if arya is azhor ahai then is gendry nissa nissa? or is jaquen wearing arya's face azhor ahai?
Leo Foster
Why is everyone acting surprised when we already had spoilers detailing everything
Eli Russell
the giant she killed was a corpse with an obvious glowing vulnerable point and half its skull missing
stabbing a live giant through the eye would have most likely gotten her eaten.
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Jackson Fisher
>leave your entire army out in the open >fuck the castle walls, they're not needed >send hundreds, if not thousands, to rush straight at tens of thousands of zombies >retreat, ensuring hundreds more die needlessly while holding the line Who the fuck thought any of that was a good idea?
Hunter Sanchez
I couldn't stand this loud mouthed, girl power cunt. She should have been killed off far sooner.
Chase Johnson
>commanded and won the Blackwater battle >NO YOU CANT DO ANYTHING >yes i c- >YOU ARE A SMALL PATHETIC SAD LITTLE MANLET DWARF PATHETIC SMALL PENIS LITTLE KEKOLD UGLY PIG, YOU ARE USELESS >but i- >USELESS wanted to slap sansa in the fucking face. Tyrion has literally fought in battles before and survived all of them My nigga tyrion aint deserve this
there was that one line a few seasons back that kinda vaguely sounds like it might imply she could kill the night king if you read it a specific way. you know, the one they quoted in this episode to remind you, that one.
John Lewis
that's a lot of rape
Jose Green
did drogon make it? i couldn't tell if that was drogon or rhaegal at the end
i thought Brienne was gonna die like five different times in this episode
Henry Harris
I never wanted anything more in my life.
Thomas Hall
Don't let it end like this...
...Updated my journal.
Caleb Lopez
This man wrote the best game ever made.
I respect him so much.
Angel Carter
When the book is released, it's going to embarrass this episode.
Owen Perry
>no NK motives >no white walker/NK actually getting to fight >Jon did literally nothing >Still don't know shit about what Bran is ever doing >Final boss is Cersei who has never shown any aptitude for anything aside from just being ruthless why
It really feels like D&D want Game of Thrones to be the Super Bowl of TV shows, and fans are eating it up.
Samuel Green
They’re both alive
Bentley Mitchell
Yeah, he should have just stepped on her like she wasn't shit.
Austin Gray
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Dylan Bennett
Sansa's never physically killed anyone right?
Kayden Russell
how did arya know to stab that exact spot on the night king?
Camden Martin
Arya getting the finishing blow would have been fine if Jon atleast got to fight him, with Arya getting a backstab off. I would also say the Arya library scene was the worst part of all seasons combined
Just to alert the NK that he was hanging out in the garden. Idk why it took 4 hours and 15min though, the NK figured out where he was a few seconds after the wargging.
Jayden Bennett
I kinda agree. The library scene was also really dumb
Camden Wood
i think the point and the truth there in is that there are people who see the world for what it really is and act accordingly. Then theres people who remain akin to children their entire lives. Theres things like child soldiers or orphaned kids essentially acting as parents to their younger kids real life gets tough. Lyanna is an example of a child who has nerves of steel and isnt an idiot due to harsh experiences.
Aaron Price
PS. KOTOR was shit. He hasn't done anything worthwhile since PST.
Did we ever get a scene between Lyanna and Jorah? They were the last living Mormonts. Yeah they never met, but they should have had a scene together. Also >Here We Stand.
HOL UP when the trenches were neeeded to be lit jon was literally on top of the walls with a dragon yet they made meli do it ??
Michael Hall
>tfw we got bizzaro world ending instead of this
Eli Moore
I was expecting some Attack on Titan biting and dragonglass face stabbing. Only got half. Seriously, they should have kept her appearances down to 2-3 episodes a season, and she would have been better liked.
William Turner
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEN SLAAYYY
CANT WAIT FOR ARYA TO KILL THE MOUNTAIN AND CERSEI AND FOR DANNY TO RULE AS QUEEN OF WESTEROS
Sebastian Thompson
>D&D saying Arya killing the Night King was fulfilling a prophecy from Melisandra in Season 3
Did they forget that Melisandre in Season 3 thought Stannis was Azor Ahai? But she also knew that Arya would be the one to save everyone?
Speaking of which, what the fuck happened to Azor Ahai? The show even went to the trouble of explaining that based on Valyrian grammar it could be either Dany or Jon, but it was just a giant red herring I guess?
oh please the book is never going to release. He's still at Jon's death.
Robert Gutierrez
I love my cute dragonfu so much ;_; Every night i cry because i know i'll never have her. There's literally nothing to look forward to after the show ends. Life is truly suffering.
This show had Robert Baratheon, Ned Stark, Tywin Lannister and Stannis Baratheon.
None of them could survive. Now the world is run by Mary Sues.
Benjamin Cooper
>gets resurrected like seven times >just to save arya in a hallway and die fucking gay and stupid
Aaron Kelly
It should have been him. It should have been him. >be Clegane >burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood >go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero >become best friends with a red priest who brings you North >Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl >he dies helping you >Melisandre looks right at you >”he was brought back for a reason” >Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword >the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command >cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king >defeats him in single combat >three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science >the two brothers are the song of ice and fire >last scene is them raising their blades against one another >cut to black sopranos style You know I’m right
>horrible episode >night king dies without revealing his motivations and without fighting >there's no explanation to how arya sneaked past the wights (which literally gave no space for her to go through) or the other white walkers (who did not do anything, ever). >the battle was a shitfest with horrible strategy being employed >jorah literally teleports to dany to save her
As I watched this, I could only be mad. So did my friends. Then I visit social media and it's all: >WOW WHAT A GREAT EPISODE YAS QUEEEEN How are normies so shit at picking what they like? Jesus fucking christ
David Morris
stannisfags were the first to be burned by DABID, how does it feel anons? did you really expect them to not completely fuck this up?
I can't. not going to lie, i enjoyed the episode (except for arya killing the NK. that was just stupid)
Mason Moore
>the dagger >made by little finger >killed for love (Killed Jon Arryn for Peter Baelish) >Arya came out of a stone crypt overseas >Brown Eyes, Green Eyes, Blue Eyes >Death is the one True God >Arya is the only one that worships Death >Night King is a false God
IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG!!!!
Dominic Murphy
if they had dragons, why was their first move not to use them to light the dead fuckers up and gain an advantage but instead to send a bunch of dothraki to their deaths? why did they decide to only go in with the dragons AFTER the attack had started, and in a way that would almost certainly result in a number of their own men being burned as well?
Jacob Bell
Reddit isn’t welcome here pleased go back
Andrew Bailey
No, she got banished from the North but then went to Dragonstone, and then left for Essos on her own will, not because Dany banished her. Did you forget her conversation with Varys last season?
Jose Williams
*Has aneurysm*
Noah Walker
anyone got a stream to episode or a torrent that doesnt suck with leechers
Samuel Reed
i mean yeah was good if youre legit ignoring 90% of the episode? >except for arya killing night king probably the biggest twist in the whole show and a pretty big let down >plot armor on some characters the only people who died again were b-side characters besides Jorah and Bedric and all the others having plot armor and not dying was just stupid, Briene pod or jamie shouldve died.
Rhaegal got a bit fucked up. Drogon got nasty little knives stuck in him, and seemed to be more pissed than hurt. Ghost is MIA, but apparently is in preview for next episode.
Levi Brown
I honestly laughed when he was just sitting on the wall of winterfell (?) watching the battle
Didn't even do anything when they needed someone the light the trench lmao
Thomas Garcia
>Jon fighting Night King, really going at it >Night King about to get the better of him >an arrow from the dark hits the NK in the forehead, surprises more than hurts him >long enough to Jon to take his head off oh well
Partly because it's fucking stupid how he got stabbed through full plate armor multiple times, but mainly because Dany is a piece of shit for not appreciating him more.
I was really hoping that was going to be Jaime's sword that saved Dany's life and protected her from the zombies (of course without him dying) just to complicate their relationship more.
Chase Sanchez
>have best horseriders around >do not use them for flanking, literally just rush them to death Great battle plan desu
>This franchise is literally just female empowerment propaganda shit now holy fucking kek, this entire episode and season in general is literally nothing but bait for twitter and facebook tier YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAY tier posts
Dominic Morgan
>Did we ever get a scene between Lyanna and Jorah? When Jorah tells her not to fight?
Asher Turner
The only kino part was Theon surrounded by corpses
Owen Diaz
Waste of trips.
Daniel Rodriguez
This. Subverting expectations is literally literary masturbation. There's literally no theme to what happened. It just happened.
i like how we just skipped over how jon magically has the ability to somehow communicate with rhaegal and tell him what to do
Xavier Adams
It's really fucking stupid. Jon is 100% confirmed to be Azor Ahai in the books, but in the show they resolve the supervillain with a dumb *teleports past the ice officers* feminism scene.
Jordan Rogers
>3 eps of Sansa and Dany acting; tyrion and varys dick jokes I hope to the drowned God that Euron kills everyone
Brandon Cruz
I thought the episode was pure 10 before the goblin cunt killed the NK. i had the dread of that since i saw the spoilers but somehow i kept convincing myself that even if she hits him and he appear to be dead he will rise again.
but fucking faggot ruined it, there was NO shittier villain in history of villains that did as little as him.
and he can be cool but the dabidz castration made him such a pussy.
FUCK WOMYN FUCK FEMINSM FUCK ARYA FUCK DANNY FUCK BRIENNE.
the only good woman left in this show is SANSA she is stayed in the kitchen like any other woman would, i dont even care about her naggings anymore .
episode before Vegeta Arya 10/10
episode after Vegeta Arya 1/10
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the only thing left to hope for is the crazy theory of the Eurone Dude, it would be so fucking awesome to have Arya snapped by Jaquen and the evil win.
and by dabids standards and hiding cersi and euron completely it means they might actually win.
PLEASE GOD&ALLAH MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Oliver Cook
not only that, the Dothraki were the Calvary unit. You're supposed to hide them and come from behind or crash from the side. Not go face first and die.
And why did they send all the minorities to die first?
Michael Taylor
Dont let nothing personnel distract you from the SECOND stupidest thing in the ep lol WHY THE FUCK DID DANY LAND THE DRAGON AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
Andrew Murphy
I literally CANNOT BELIEVE Grey Worm and The Hound survived. If I was a betting man I would have bet fat stacks that they were both going to kick the bucket this episode. I did call Jorah but that one was a gimme. Props to anyone who actualy called Lyanna's death, that one was a little surprising, just because I wasn't sure if 2019 GoT had the balls the kill a little girl anymore.
Cameron Richardson
How the episode should have gone: >Bran goes back to see how the first men and children of the forest defeated the long winter >Bran sees the actual motives/flushes out the nk a bit more >Arya slays a giant and protects lady Mormont AND THAT'S FUCKING IT >Jon gets his 1v1 but Sam rushes to the rescue just as he's about to get stabbed, he then stabs the nk in the back and saves the day and Jon's ass >Davos should have killed the Red Woman >Beric dies, but he explodes in flame and takes a bunch of wights with him >Poddrick or Jorah should have killed the dragon on its rampage >The other white walkers fight the Ironborn while Jon fights the NK >Ghost should have helped out at least a little Anything else?
Kayden Lewis
The man won over an army and brought back tons of one of the three things that can actually put down a white walker. Sorry he didn't literally drive his cock through the Knight King's head, but he did his part.
Adam Watson
>small child gets hit with a giant club wielded by a giant >gets up afterwards
Apparently trucks driven by muslims are more dangerous than literal giants.
Evan Nguyen
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ1yC3yESLQ >Inside the Episode >"While there's no reason to know for certain that the fire WOULDN'T kill or destroy the Night King, there's also no particular reason to believe that it would." did these people forget that scene in s06 where the NK and a bunch of other WW literally walk through the flames without a scratch
Eli Collins
>Entire plot of her character is related to the faceless men. >Idea of saying no to the god of death comes up almost ad nauseum in the series. >"Death is the enemy." >Trained assassin who literally has all of these elements surrounding her for years assassinates the walking god of death >people surprised
I don't even think this was subversive, their plan from the start was to kill him when he went for Bran.
where even was he? I saw him for like 2 seconds at the beginning and then nothing
Austin White
I was expecting some crazy last hero shit from Jon for the next episode but nope Night King defeated and barely anyone important dead except Theon and maybe Drogon
What a let down
Joseph Rivera
So, how did the various pockets of humans survive? Didn't they have lines of defense within the walls leading all the way up to the doors of the crypt (hence putting all the children and such there, where their defenses were at their strongest?) ... yet obviously the undead reached the crypts because the guardsmen were killed ... and there were just what appeared to be small pockets of infantry mishmashed in random places. None of it really made sense.
Like when Jon is running after the Night King, he literally passes humans in the halls that are still fighting--where was this vs the flashes of scenes we see with Sam on the ground surrounded by zombies, Jaime and Brienne literally surrounded, etc.?
Joshua Butler
Tyrion has to die to Bronn to set up Jaime to end Cersei.
Benjamin Foster
I would actually be fine with Arya killing the NK but what I'm not ok with is that Jon didn't even get to fight him.
Logan Clark
JEWS
Jason Robinson
So fucking based honestly. I was just in a thread last week triggering autist talking about Arya was one of the main core characters
Gavin Barnes
Tyrion at least does something in the crypts instead of wasting 5~ minutes of screen time hiding and making faces
Nathaniel Lee
Now we can move on to the awkwardness between Jon and Dany about who's actually going to sit on the throne if they destroy Cersei lmao.
Jonathan Diaz
I thought she was going to be turned and then Jon would summon lightbringer after stabbing her
Thomas Scott
he saved his former loli gf, that was cool
Joshua Gutierrez
>Tee Vee is in full damage control trying to rewrite the episode I thought it was good at least...
Elijah Turner
Fuck off, David.
William Phillips
DUDE LOL WE DIDNT SEE ARYA SHE WAS TOO FAST AND EMPOWERED
There is no scenario I can think up where I would be fine with Arya killing the NK unless it had been a developing subplot for the entire series.
Owen Hall
When Chris Avellone speaks, you listen.
Kevin Fisher
The scenes inside the Winterfell buildings was so bizarre. What was the point of the library sequence? Why was everything so quiet despite the raging battle outside?
Henry Bailey
>religious mumbo jumbo turns out to be wrong
big shock
really though, meli says herself she doesn't actually see everything true or even understand what's she's seeing all the time.
Ryder Sanchez
how did Jon run in circles for like fifteen minutes without even coming close to the weirwood? didn't he use to live there?
Andrew Flores
I saw Lyanna get resurrected by the NK. Jorah having to kill her as one of the last wights before the teleport stabby stabby of NK would have been kino.
Jeremiah Ramirez
It seems so weird that they have this whole moment where Arya is all cool and killing them left and right like she is a badass, then is getting swamped and gets the shit kicked out of her and she runs away to hide. She should have been broken. Not turned around to teleport behind nk
Bentley Gonzalez
for a cool scene where their swords burn out
Julian Davis
imagine the state of grrms wrists right now, they must be a wreck his entire life's work reduced to cinders before his eyes by a pair of talentless hacks sounds like a kino biopic to me
Austin Gray
Jonbros......I'm fucking seething right now I can't believe they would throw out all those years of build up. There's nothing even left for him to do. Cersei was never his fight. The White Walkers were always his fight. And yet he didn't get to do a single fucking thing this episode. God damn those kike writers
Why didn't the NK just >stay far back, safe inside comfy fog >every few minutes, ride his dragon to the frontlines >resuscitate entire army (+ newly acquired dead) >retreat back to comfy fog >repeat until battle is won ????
Carson Richardson
>i like how we just skipped over how jon magically has the ability to somehow communicate with rhaegal and tell him what to do
That wasn't skipped. Its because he is a Targaryen.
Christopher Wright
If Jon had somehow stopped the Night King, then I would have liked it more.
Easton Scott
The Hound still has shit to do. Grey Worm and Missandei both surviving was a surprise considering they had a big red flag in the second episode, but can't kill their non white characters, I guess.
Brayden Cox
Just imagine if it had played out nearly the same, but Arya legitimately got killed by the NK after trying to jump him, and then the NK slashed Bran and he died turning into ravens like the last three-eyed-raven did, and then end credits.
Elijah Gonzalez
Yeah, he casually walks across the hallway to hang out with the other children. What did he do down there? other than kiss the sexy fingers of sansa
Christopher Wilson
>What was the point of wasting all the Dothraki like that? what was the point of the Dothraki period? All along multiple people have said they really ain't shit compared to every other fighting force in the world
Gabriel Taylor
why did the battle suddenly stop in the arya corridor scenes? you cant hear anyone in the distance fighting and somehow there are just random wights running around every room in the main keep.
Ryan Bell
What are the three things?
Aaron Barnes
>GOT doesn't have the balls to kill main characters anymore. they just gave the best character a pointless unimaginative muh last charge death
Brody Gonzalez
It would have made a lot more sense if Jon were somehow necessary to killing NK, but that's not what happens. Jon served basically no purpose.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
What is the point of Jon Snow's character now
John Cooper
Robert and Ned marching to take the throne against the power of the Targ dynasty is some real manly shit.
Christian Robinson
god I miss Robb bros
he would have organized their defense so much better
Literally all they needed to do is have the same ending except it's a random wight that jumps at the Night King out of nowhere. Then when it pulls the knife you realize it's Arya wearing a wights face and that's how she snuck up on NK. Could have been kino and made use of her actual talents and faceless magic. Instead she somehow "nothing personnel"s her way over an army of wights and White Walkers with some sick backflips and kills NK.
Jace Fisher
Is this real? I hope it is. Since he is a codexfag it probably is, though.
Kayden Cook
Political shit and forced drama with Dany
Mason Peterson
one true ending >everything happens the same until Jon enters the caslte >instead of being a pussy he starts helping people as he goes like picking up sam and giving Jamie an opening to run >as he goes have more and more randos flock to them until its a sizable group >in the courtyard with the dragon have clegane charge out and finally face his fear while everyone takes cover >give all the normies the same scene with arya but instead of killing the NK she just wounds him >have arya stand between Bran and the NK >just when hes about to strike in charges the war party >have everyone get their moment fucking up WWs >actually have the NK fight Jon aided by whoever you want >and after an appropriate lengthy duel have Jon thrust his sword into the NK >when it does pierce him it bursts into flames and all the dead start collapsing >hold on Jon and the NK while the dead "die" and then boom he bursts into ice shards or whatever
She has been training in sword fighting and as an assassin since basically season 1. Though i agree that her killing the nights king was stupid there is context for it at least.
Samuel Wood
80% of it is. lots of seethe about yaasss and feminism on this board right now.
Nathaniel Bell
He was good man.
Isaac Hughes
antifeminists are legitimately as bad as feminists. keep your political opinions away from my entertainment
Cameron Gomez
>the best swordsman in the world lmao >superhuman facehanging assassin's Who have nothing to do with the NK, nor did the writers make any effort to frame it as such. Arya's plot is probably the most confused one in the entire show. They had no fucking idea what they were doing through season 5-7.
Cameron Martin
>3. Radmure Captain Fuckup?!
Ethan Nguyen
No one was Azor Ahai in the show. Even though they left in scenes from the book that clearly told that Azor Ahai existed and that Jon was Azor Ahai.
I can only think that GRRM forbid them from making Arya into Azor Ahai because that would be stupid, and they didn't want to make Jon
>they thought a show about female empowerment would give a white male the honor of killing the embodiment of male toxicity
You people really are stupid.
Joshua Harris
Dragon Glass, Valeryian Steel, Fuck tons of fire.
Jaxon Harris
this is what I thought that entire scene was implying when she pulled out that dagger. would've been cool
Gabriel Green
Would have been great but desu the fight between jaime and NK that people keep posting on here would have been the best way to solve this
Jack Ramirez
I wish I could forget, it would make the pain go away faster
Brody Richardson
also not charge the dothraki at the zombies, kill more characters that were clearly getting overhwhelmed, and just generally have better defenses and battle plans. my unsullied bros were all pointlessly massacred
Isaac Kelly
I myself was wondering why Bran "The Rape was beautiful" Stark suddenly cared enough to say that to Theon when he's been an emotionless computer
Levi White
absolutely based avellone. launching fallout 2 right fucking now
Caleb Turner
>Jon kills all the other white walkers while the night kings just watches >The night king knows that he willget fucked up by him so runs away >Arya nothing personnels him while he tries to flee
Brandon Ramirez
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NK WOULD DIE MID SEASON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I actually thought for a moment that they were going for a Theon AA.
When he was laying there dying I thought he would rise again full capeshit mode with beams out of his eyes and fuck up the Night's King
James Perez
Danny knew all those niggers would ruin her kingdom once she became Queen so she sacrificed them to get them out of the way.
William Green
More like male Tox-ice-ity amirite
Christian Jenkins
I would be okay with Arya fought the Night King if the other characters had their chance to shine against him.
The Night King has 4 other generals. If they're going to go anime, they should have Character (s) vs WW General.
1. Brianne and Jamie vs WW 2. Beldric and Clegane vs WW 3. Jorah vs WW 4. Jon and Dany vs Viscereon 5. Theon and Arya vs NK
That would be perfectly fine for me. But NOOOOO, Arya destroys everyone and everything in 1 hit.
Evan Jackson
Is this what it looks like when girls take off their bras?
Lincoln Jackson
That's just Arya getting good at killing. She had no time, connection or anything at all with either the Night King, White Walkers, the wall, beyond the wall, the widlings, anything.
If she'd been marked with some fucking white walker magic that had been doing something to her mentally all season, that would have been a subplot. If the Night King had teleported to King's Landing and killed Syrio Forel, that would have been a revenge subplot. Both shit but you get the point.
Alexander Allen
Better than nothing, and they were pretty much thrown away.
Brayden Cox
I've never seen something end so anticlimactically.
The true villain of the story got cheesed in a feminist empowerment scene that made zero thematic sense.
Now for the rest of the series there's a huge anticlimax arc where a lesser villain is defeated.
desu I think using the whole "What do we say to the god of death" line is fucking dumb, because the idea about that line is that death is inevitable in the end, but they use it for generating hype about killing the NK. frankly, the night king isn't "death" like the show is trying to push lately either, he's the opposite, he's what prevents people from resting after death and reanimates their corpses. If anything, killing the NK and bringing permanence back to death is fighting FOR death, not against it.
Anthony Anderson
Best swordsman in the world was in the Kingsguard at the time. Real-life experience beats theory every time.
Adrian Russell
no he showed up on ep4 preview
Oliver Cruz
*outsmarted, outsped, and 0hko by a 100lb girl*
Nathaniel Ramirez
Her fire was extremely close to Jon, and she checked if he was ok.
I was waiting that to happen but end with the reveal that he's immune to dragonfire because Targaryen.
Caleb Robinson
Shut up incelcuck.
Jackson Phillips
Yay! Did the second dragon live too?
Elijah Thompson
so are the dead done for? this really lacks closure
Jackson Bailey
He's in the next ep preview. My pet theory is that during the charge he ran of into the woods to the left in order to spare himself from having a role in this dumpster fire of an episode.
Kayden Gonzalez
kek.
i miss azor stannis :(
i miss the days of the war of the 5 kings
i hate the days of Ninja WOMYYYYN
Owen Campbell
Dead characters: >Theon >one of Dany's sidekicks who add nothing to the show >nightwatch guy >sassy child >guy who is already dead in the books
Yikes what a let down
Aaron Robinson
He's preparing for Clegane bowl
Cameron Moore
BUT DUDE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARYA YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEENNN
Brayden Harris
>NO ONE IMPORTANT DIED
Hudson Rivera
but the lesser villain is also a feminist empowerment icon QUEEN SLAY
Adrian Morales
MAX CRIT MAX EVASION
Ethan Perez
I thought she would Titan shift in that moment, would’ve been kino.
Colton White
There is nothing left. This battle is what his character has been building up to and it's unironically the least he's contributed in any battle this entire show. What a wet fart of an episode Guess we can look forward to the dumb throne bullshit between him and Dany. Everyone should know at this point there's no way a MAN is getting the throne
Ryder Robinson
So wait. Did they just kill off Night King by the goblin? What's with Jaime? What the fuck is that shit?
Literally why was Jon even brought back from the dead?
Adrian Perez
very true
Bentley Howard
That was a weak fire. Not a concentrated blast of dragon fire.
Lincoln Gonzalez
I don't think is all that good at it. I think Rhaegal allowed Jon to ride because his mommy liked Jon, and Jon is half Targ. I suspect Jon may have trouble bonding with him. Needs more practice. A drunk chick naked and horny does better on the rodeo machines in a bar than Jon on Rhaegal.
>whole character arc about finding out who he is >melissandre drops the pill and tells him he's the chosen hero >he finds out he's actually on the lineage of the Azor Ahai
>arya kills the NK instead, for absolutely no reason
Chase Foster
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James Thompson
They didn't even have the guts to kill Grey Worm
Logan Hernandez
retard
Jeremiah Nguyen
Yup the Night King was supposed to be his destiny.
He never gave a shit about the Iron throne.
His forced relationship with Daenerys is not interesting either.
Juan Garcia
the normal people would have went apeshit im convinced the only reason it was arya was all the reddit fags
James Butler
>What's with Lightbringer >What's with the Prince that was Promised
Shut the fuck up and bow to GIRL POWER YAAASSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAYYYYYY
Jason Foster
They've been caught off guard before. They don't have exacting perception of everything around them at all times.
Dylan Williams
Hell why even fight? Proper siege. Starve them out for months and then pick up the well preserved corpses later. What was so important about Bran he needed to push an assault?
Aaron Torres
The real hero azor ahai!!! Don't belive me? Obviously when she was born a fire was going in the castle (smoke) and catelyn was sweating (salt) because of labor. Obv she will kill Sansa and Jon and rule winter fell then kill cerci and euron!!! She's the new queen of westeros
>reflect on the episode >think of all the foreshadowing with Arya
>God of Death >"Say no" >All MEN must die >Night KING is a man, and the walking god of Death >gets the dagger from Baelish
Hmmm...makes sense
Asher Roberts
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOWNLOAD
Josiah Rodriguez
one time I beat the last boss of a fire emblem game with a 1-shot crit from some dragonkin character. tht was a good game
Christopher Sanchez
>the fat fuck will finish the series any day now
Face it. GRRM doesn't care about you anymore, and this show will be the only closure you get.
Eli Powell
The sad thing is D&D are already excusing the lack of connection by saying the moment was meant to be shocking. Fucking hacks
Cameron Cox
Is it me or is winterfel the worst geographically placed castle in the history of narrative?
Literally on an open field with no natural barriers wtf
Austin Davis
someone make this into a gif
Jacob Moore
The emotional support could have been what he needed to stall a little bit longer. But I mean if anyone was gonna draw emotion out of Bran at that time it was Theon. He's the only person he's walked the line of both love and hate with and knowing he was about to die in front of him and he was powerless to do anything about it would probably draw out something.
Jace Hill
New thread
Easton Harris
>everyone on the same courtyard, fighting >people sparring with different ww all the time, ww changing targets all the time >wounded viseryon trying to swipe, breathe or bite people but they keep dodging or going behind the nk this scene could have been so kino, ngl
Fuck all the talk about who should've killed the Night King. Why is he immune to dragonfire? There is no reason whatsoever that he should have survived after the dragonfire.
Elijah Cooper
Destinies are retarded. Rhaegar was retarded for believing in it. Every Targ that believed in destiny before, ruined themselves and their house.
Ian Taylor
i hope you win user
Nathaniel Robinson
its on a large hill retard, shoot down
but really in the books it has more to do with what it was built upon