I hate this worthless fat fuck so goddamn much
I hate this worthless fat fuck so goddamn much
Andrew Russell
Hunter Clark
I fucking hate sam tarly so fucking much.
He is still the fat useless coward that he was in the first season. He broke all his fucking vows as a watcher on the wall, abandoned his position, broke his vows as a maester, abandoned that position whilst robbing the citadel, and then has the fucking gall to make fun of Ned for not having sex. YES SAM HE ACTUALLY TOOK HIS VOWS SERIOUSLY UNLIKE YOU.
Then he steals his family's most prized heirloom, a valyrian steel blade priceless both monetarily and sentimentally, shaming his entire lineage, and then GIVES IT TO JORAH MORMONT??? WHY??? BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY MORE CUKCED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW???
David Watson
fuck i meant Edd not Ned
Samuel Mitchell
Based
John Murphy
thought he would at least be like banner at this point
Benjamin Peterson
This is the problem with basedboy betacucks living in mom's basement. They're so self-hating they can't even rally behind their own kind in GOT.
Mason Long
jon broke his vows, too
Ethan Barnes
And was fucking stabbed to death by his brothers for it
Christian Ward
It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right
Joshua Bell
Why the fuck did they make him a pussy after 8 seasons of developing him into a brave man? What a fucking waste
Robert Long
this is literally George "Rape Rape" Martin aka le secret king
Anthony Russell
Sam is LITERALLY the avatar of GRRM.
Isaac Barnes
>yfw Jon ran right by him at the end
Ian Wood
How the fuck is he still so fat?
Kayden Walker
This bitch ass nigga really just spent the whole episode crying and having people risk their lives to protect him. LOL
Samuel James
PLOT ARMOUR PLOT ARMOUR PLOT ARMOUR
Asher Price
>the last scene of the series reveals the whole thing was a novel that he wrote
Bentley Cook
Even Jon was over his shit
Joseph Ross
>How the fuck is he still so fat?
Bread shaped like wolves. Best when you brown the butter first.
Landon Nguyen
>introduce Sam as a complete faggot at Castle Black
>provide him with occasional heroic moments
>make people think he'll develop into a strong fighter
>keep him as a complete bitch until the end
Dominic Perry
This really was the worst part of the episode. He should have been in the crypt where he could survive *without* costing the army a soldier every five minutes.
Jaxon Gray
>cucking to anyone in this edgy bloodpool
you just described Sam as the most based fucker ever
and what did the citadel to do with dead? said it was a myth and continued scratching their balls.
what about jorah and his greyscale? what did the old farts at the citadel do then? said "it was dangerous" and continued shitting into a tube while Sam cleaned the sewage
Isaac Young
and immediately rezed and broke his vows again
Brayden Cruz
>cut to black sopranos style
no
Isaiah Lopez
...
Nicholas Wood
His oath ended when he died. Were you not even paying attention? Jon's death released him from the Night's Watch
Thomas Bailey
He was a liability to everyone around him.
Julian Cook
I think you hate him so much because he's the living embodiment of yourself minus a v card.