Why did she have to die? Literally makes no sense

Because plot device.

You're god damn right I have those things saved to my fucking hard drive.

just google the actress' name and "pregnant" lol, she's such a babe though, only ros can realistically compete

It's rude not to share.

Remember when she was so convinced that Stannis was Azor Ahai that she sent thousands to war and burnt hundreds at the stake? Haha turns out it was really Arya the whole time. Oops. Honest mistake.

Mel > Ros
Dutch pretty much always wins.

Just google
>carice van houten pregnant nude
and they come up.

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for sure, ros is super underrated though

dammit i thought she was gonna strip down one last time before turning into an old lady and dying. it was so close

I like how the scene implies she stuffed the necklace up her vagoo to stay glamoured.

fapping to her ass,making my dick cry for her

F

Her God showed her the ultimate proof of his existence, and basically validated her faith in him. It was the only thing she really wanted anymore, so, finally feeling at peace, she abandons her immortality for a well-deserved rest. Her arc is your run-of-the-mill crisis of faith plotline.

It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right

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She could barely make fire the stupid bitch

Because Jon Snow told that he'd kill her if she ever came back North. Also she probably felt like she fulfilled the prophecies she had seen.

Probably the best wrapped up character arc this season.

This.

Uhhh why did she burn all those people? What was the need to have Jon Snow revived? Why did she only light people’s sword aflame?

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She got tired of all this shitty writing.

spent all her mana lightning shit on fire

> why did she burn all those people?

She was a blind zealot who thought Stannis would really come out on top.

>What was the need to have Jon Snow revived?

If it wasn't for Jon Dani never would have brought her army/dragon glass and things would have been far more fucked than they were already.

>Why did she only light people’s sword aflame?

She's a fire priestess, what did you want from her beyond fire? Sadly Stanis was dead so I think she was out of shadow babies.

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it was basically like luke skywalker. she used up all her powers doing the magic fire spells so she just died from exhaustion after her duty was done.

tits so nice they almost look CGI'd. she's a freak of nature

all the magic got used up, there is no more left anywhere

Her duty was only to serve till the end of the long night. She's seen it through.

it's the marks from her bra that is obviously slightly too tight that does it for me

The war with the death is over. The rest of the season doesn't concern her, might rather die instead

Unironically one of the best looking women ever, imagine still looking this good at 40+

The chad Lord of Light won once again and with her work done she returned to her place in his harem in heaven.

Potentially her repeated delusion of TPTWP being Stannis then Jon?

You're right.

Magic comes at a price. Pretty basic for fantasy settings.

she had to fulfill the prophecy

>The war with the death is over
>ha ha time to die now

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You're a good dude my man.

praise r'hlor

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>that story about davos walking up to her while they were doing makeup and poking her boob because he thought it was a prosthetic but it wasn't
she based

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>that fucking story
I want to believe.

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Carice has always been an absolute qt.

I've had a thing for her since Black Book in 2006 when she played a Jewish resistance fighter sleeping with german officers.

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youtu.be/jBGjbGb-1ww?t=6m40s

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>tfw no qt Dutch gf
IT
HURTS
TO
LIVE

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How do I get a 40 year old mommy gf bros?

You'd be shorter than her anyway

God I wish that was my baby in there
I want to breed the hell out of that woman

>what do we say to the god of dead?
>dies

Probably not.
t. 6'1"
But I'd have zero problem if she was the same height as me.

Her purpose was complete to her god

I have a european gf here and I literally want to impregnate her so bad bros she reminds me of her so much
>mfw I dont know how I'm even this lucky

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Best female character in the show.

>tfw no mommy dutch gf to tie you up and put leeches on your cock

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Brainlet. It was her redemption. She'd done a lot of evil to save the world, but she did save the world, and when she'd fulfilled her function she died with dignity.

undoubtedly
>let me bear you a son
boner for days

I WANT ONE SO BAD BROS

ok but why did she die like did, looking north and falling apart? easy to play a smart ass and make assertions

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU BRO

How'd you meet her? Then how'd you keep her?
The only guy I know with a European gf met her at college when she came over on a student visa.

NO
*ejaculates*
NOT THERE
Are we really supposed to believe this is how things would go down?

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met her in the uk travelling after my dad died, tryna find myself, she isnt british but I dont wanna give away too much cause she browses, tiny and has perky lil tits as well, she's smarter than any american woman I've ever met and talks about marriage often, I'm genuinely in love

damn bro, good shit.

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smash her hard for your dad
>smarter than any american woman I've ever met
not exactly an achievement but good job bro

God damn, lad.
>studied abroad in England
>had a girl tell me that she liked my accent
>she kept going, saying that she loved my voice
>did nothing
>went home
Hope you and she have a wonderful life together.

THANKS FOR THE FAITH BRO

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she was hot. and a really good character who ended up saving the day

F

yes hello is this /dutchmilfs/ general?

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Damn. Lightbringer in my pants

Thanks guys, we were talking about got earlier and she was making fun of Daenerys and muh dragons and how she got blacked by Jason Momoa, she's real witty and sweet, never been this happy

How does she manage to look loads better as a middle aged woman?

She saw c beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

it was all so tiresome

y-you too

because shes ugly.

>she's real witty and sweet
"Really witty;" have to use an adverb when you're adding stuff to an adjective.
Don't want to look dumb in front of her. :^)

dyke spotted

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WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM. WHY DID NONE OF THE WIGHTS OR WHITE WALKERS STOP HER. HOW THE FUCKED DID SHE HAVE THE SPEED TO JUMP UP BEHIND HIM. WHERE'S WOLF. WHY DID THE WHOLE LIVING ARMY DIE EXCEPT THE MAIN CHACTERS? WHY DID THE GIANT NOT KILL LYNNA? WHAT WERE THE WIGHTS DOING IN THE GREAT HALL FOR TWENTY MINUTES WITH THE HOUND AND THE RED PREIST? WHY DID THE MAIN CHARACTERS GET PILED ON BUT NOT KILLED? WHY DID EVERYONE IN THE CRYPT LIVE FOR TEN MINUTES? WHY DID BRAN JUST WATCH THE BATTLE? WHY DID THEON CHARGE INTO THE NIGHT KING? WHY WAS THIS EPISODE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

She cute tho

F

Wondering what Bran was warging into that whole time is the only legitimate question here.

she was the best thing about the episode

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she was the best part of the episode. of every episode.

Beautiful

Look what she did. There ain't no coming back from killing Shireen. Shes on the bads side for sure. She pulls some strings and Bran ends up living, loses control to the Night Kings arm horcrux and must be stopped.

this

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Why is she so cute bros?

Because she's Dutch.

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omg

everyone always tells me that story different but he definitely did see her tits and think they were prosthetics. the fact that she was totally cool enough to just whip them out is pretty rad too lol

>Melly looks into the flame and sees the one true king and savior(Stannis) reborn

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Thank you, user.
This was the screenshot that I tried to take hours ago.

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They showed the ravens, but it's not explained why so it seems meaningless

*Blocks your narrative

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Because D&D said she would, then realized they forgot to write an actual death scene.

Did they ever elaborate on how she gave birth to that shadow assassin thing or is that just brushed off as "magic"

The giant to kill the annoying girl

Based

holy shit im so hard right now
imagine having her just whip them out and look at you seductively

cringe pilled

GIB NOW

She wanted to die. Her part was over.

M I S S I O N C O M P L E T E
youtube.com/watch?v=iSBBsUld8zM

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why didnt she rez beric?

her accent gets me so hard seriously, you know her husband has fucked her with her roleplaying as melisandre 100%

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because the beautiful white woman has to give way to the goblinas

I don't know if it was in the show, but she comes from Asshai, a place famous for its shadowbinders. She had sex with Stannis to drain his life force to create the shadow thing. In some of the episodes, she offers to fuck Jon and says that there's power in uniting male and female, as R'hllor made them. She also mentions in another episode that she doesn't dare drain any more of Stannis' life force beacuse she has already used so much.

So in the end it is magic but it's not a completely random asspull.

>tfw no evil Lady Sylvanas voice 1000 year old gf

yes hello this is not Melly

Can we just have a /Melly/ General from now on?

Why did they give her such a massive power boost? She admitted to being a fraud already and not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

So right after the hound and arya saved beric and locked the door behind them am I the only one that thought the blurry figure which turned out to be melisandre was going to be lady stoneheart from the blurry figure we saw? idk cause the whole fucking episode was blurry as hell for no reason

Shit actor, but you horny virgins don't mind

She was an old gal

Smoke and mirrors, user. Davos never knew how babby was formed

Melly is perfect, fuck off.

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Because she wasn't really any better than NK. She just fought for the living.

Davos got to fondle those.

Honestly thought they did this plotline the best. Her death was a beautiful ending scene

Reminder that she had to have sex to get like that.

I would like to have sex with her.

Try resizing the screen downwards, or if your legally watching it, scroll down.
np.

Wish it was my baby she was enceinte with at 41

>Beric's death is crucifixion imagery
>dies so one goblina can get down a hallway
jews never miss an opportunity to minimize Christ

I want this

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>all the socially inept in this thread wishing for a sexy dutch mommy would make her wince at disgust with the mere sight of them
a-at least its a reaction, r-right?

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I’m a handsome guy, my only real flaw is I post here with you artists. I don’t know where to look for a Dutch mommy GF

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Better question: Why did the lord of light bring Jon Snow's dumb ass back if not to kill the Night King?

Honestly same, only I'm funny and I do know where to look but I'm still banned from traveling to the Netherlands for reasons that weren't within my control.

DELUSIONAL

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dropped plot point

>banned from the Netherlands for reasons beyond my control
What uh...what happened big guy?

No it's true. I'd never lie about the events that transpired before I was banned from the Eurozone.

>falling for her lies
no wonder you guys like stannis

I took a trip to Amsterdam with a few of my friends. We went to a coffeeshop to smoke some legal weed because that was basically the whole point of the trip since it wasn't legal in any US states at the time. Turns out he's a latent schizophrenic and the marijuana triggered an episode which ended with him punching out two Dutch cops and trying to beat a third to death which is when I intervened to pull him off and as a result I was charged as an accessory to assault on a peace officer. I was given the choice of a fifteen year ban on travel to Schengen or two years in prison so I fucked off back to Canada.

I dunno she said she would die and then she did. Fade to black. Didn't really seem like a proper place to end the episode.

She should have at least whipped them out one last time

Well, that’s unpleasant.
I guess we have to find our mommy gfs in North America.

This is probably the most braindead post I've seen in a while.

I try but all I can find are chinks and pajeets who definitely aren't milfs because I don't want to fuck them. I honestly hate this country and if I didn't hate the US more I'd sneak across the border to Maine and be a lobsterman or some shit.

She killed herself in shame because the prophecy of azor ahai was bullshit.

I had a prime opportunity like yourself, but the moment she talked about wanting a kid I spilled my spaghetti and blew it. Don't be like me. Don't even give her the opportunity to talk to you about the future. Take the future into your own hands. Knock her up. Now.

Do it. Take the Mainepill.
And then get super disappointed when you realize that no girl in Maine can hold a candle to a random qt that you could find within 5 minutes of wandering the sidewalks in Montreal.

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Me in the middle

Maine and NE in general is pretty great Canadabro. I live in MA. There’s a lot of French Canadians in Maine and NH, so you’d fit in.
But back on topic, where do high class MILFs usually congregate? Some high-end restaurant, eating alone, wishing she had a young boy-toy with her to buy her wine and talk about Wagner with her before eating her out, all the while desperately searching on Hinge to find him?

Literal perfection. How can other races even compete?

For me, it's meeting a qt around and watching her slowly grow into a MILF over many happy years together.

the tits are large and full of milkies

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>Guy Pearce put his seed in that

Based. Great genetics. That child is going to be a God.

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Literally the only girl im willing to date

Are you a fucking speed watcher?

If the US federal government wasn't the sloppiest bag of shit I'd ever seen in my life I'd consider it, but the notion that I'd be choosing the retards in DC over the retards in Ottawa while playing the role of some illegal Mexican only eggshell white instead of burnt sienna is too much to handle. Maybe if they ever break off and form their own country I'll move there for my complementary AR-15 and bucket of lobster claws but until then I'll manage in this shithole.

How can someone have genetics this good?

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I legitimately don't even know what you're getting at

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Our immigration system is basically open to anyone at this point. Might as well just come to New Hampshire or Maine, settle on some comfy land somewhere and go MILF hunting in Boston or something.

He needed to get Jon out of his Night's Watch vows so he could rally the wildlings and the some of the northern houses to take back Winterfell so they could use it to make their stand against the NIght King because Winterfell is the place where winter is felled

Yeah I know it's a shitshow down south but the only advantage of being an American is having a legal firearm with one sheet of paperwork and I'd be denied that so fuck it.

magic is cancelled basically

>maybe it was excruciatingly painful holding a 400-something-year-old body together with magic.
she took it off that one time to go to bed and show us that she is old, she didn't instantly die that time.

Could always try legally immigrating. Yeah it takes forever and shit but the authoritarian neoliberals in America are at least better than...well, Trudeau

is melly smelly

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there's still 2 dragons alive and dragons are magic

Because the lord of light favours her.

love her satisfied face at the end besides her ass

She was the best part of episode
She LIGHTED the whole fucking movie so I could barely see what was going on.

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Why was she an actual villain who performed a fuck ton of rituals with little magic to show for it, but the second she appears out of thin air and is a good guy she gets incredibly OP god magic

>Could always try legally immigrating.
The only realistic way to do that is marriage and if I wanted to go hunting for something that weights several hundred bounds I'd join my uncle when he takes trips to Alaska to stalk grizzlies.

those tits don't deserve to die :(

Sorry, no cute girls allowed on this show anymore

If you find a woman with a Milfy mom that's how she'll look in 20 years

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kek

She was using her lifespan to perform magic 90% of the time. Her doing all her OP shit was her grinding out the last of her life essence to give the living the best chance they had. Melisandre almost failing to light the trenches was because she probably didn't have enough life left to give in order for the flames to light. But at the very end she managed to do it, perhaps through divine intervention or sheer will? Of course at this point the show has almost completely eliminated the religious aspects of the narrative. Regardless, the fact her body disintegrated at the end meant that she had quite literally expended more of her lifespan than should be possible.

i think rhllor magic takes a lot out of her.

Kek