*rolls in to kill the survivors*

*smugness intensifies*

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>she's knifed by the goblin

implying thats happening now that it leaked

So who’s gonna kill her, Danny after Jon dies, Arya teleporting in, or Brienne?

she doesn't have elephants though

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Obviously Jaime you daft tool.

100% arya teleporting in
valenquar is gender neutral after all

Boys, the writers are simplistic and safe.

They're not willing to do anything. Cersei is about to be BTFO and Job and Dany will love happily ever after.

With Dothraki gone, the 2000 horses look sweet now

not before marya sue kills her

>implying half of the dothraki didn't ran away and survived

the editing on this show is such shit. i've rewatched the scene where Beric crucifies himself, and he literally just miraculously jumpcuts into the room with the Hound, Arya, and the Witch out of nowhere

>the septum

Didn't the hound carried him?

Except if the NK had actually won, he'd be on his way to King's Landing with his entire army AND the Danys entire army, not to mention the 3 undead dragons.

as if we couldn't see that coming from a mile away

>implying most of the soldiers in general didn't just desert down south the moment they heared they were fighting an army of the dead

the real subversion would be Gendry sitting on the throne at the end with Arya as his Queen
and it's going to fucking happen, too

Please do this.
Jon & Dani descend into squabbling, Cersi rolls in, grusomely executes everyone (especially Arya), and Jamie's prediction to Olenna comes true: people are living happily under her rule and no-one cares how she made it happen

so what's to stop arya from just teleporting behind her too?

no, the hound carried arya

It's going to be Arya, this episode literally tells you this

>brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes

brabo dabid, now I'm really on the edge of my seat

Wouldn't Jamie need to be dead for her to take his face, I thought that was the one prerequisite.

No, you're just pointing out the same retarded flaw in her plan that Jaime did.

The flaw that doesn't matter BECAUSE SHE WAS RIGHT SHE CALLED IT

It would be the only possible way for this show to be back on the "best series of all time"

This episode made me go 100% team Cersei.

Arya sees a Faceless Man wearing her own face in the temple

shit like this bothered me the most, where in one shot everyone looks overwhelmed and about to get crushed, cut to the next scene where they are fighting with loads of space, taking them on one by one.

But how will they defeat the Golden Army?

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Anyone who thinks Cersei is going to win is retarded. The series ends with Daenerys executing Cersei in a "YAASSSS SLAY KHALEESI" moment and her taking the throne

dragon em

Golden Army can’t win without their elephants

Get Cersei to break her contract so they fuck off and leave her to die.

Say it with me

MOTHER

OF

DRAGONS

>Job and Dany will love happily ever after.
Plus Ghost and dragons. I'm ok with it.

The hound survived and the final boss will be Cersei, you know what this means right? CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED

Jaime will kill cersei and the entire golden army will die like when the night king died

Yes, famously told she isn't as smart as she thinks she is by her own dad, and she never did anything wrong.
Retard

with how stupid and suicidal dany/jon's strategy was at the winterfell battle, I think cersei might be the most competent ruler.

Does that mean Aegon Blackfyre will be the final boss in the books?

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Unfortunately this.

Uhm dragons? maybe?

Calling it.
Last scene of episode 5.

It's pretty evident with "muh black haired baby"

Forgot my pic

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The only real winner is the Iron Bank. Who do you think is handing out loans for all this shit.

What path to victory does Cersei even have

Her only hope is if Dany's dragons are out of commission from their wounds or something and she decides to march without them. Otherwise Cersei will just be delaying the inevitable

I wish but they won't let her win because muh dragon queen fandom.

Agreed. They did it with several of the main characters, sometimes 3-4 times. Beric was a very noticeable one, but it also happened with Jaime/Brienne on that corner wall, and Tormund/Sam by the stable/corpse pile. I can't believe they went that route, after establishing the zombie-onslaught-wall would overrun you in ~10 seconds of fighting. Lame.

>be Saudi King
>blow up the Great Mosque of Mecca
>nobody gives a shit and you get to keep your crown

>He was the real Euron all along and the frat bot was a decoy
The only way the show can be redeemed

She said blue last
That would be cool

I thought only one dragon lived and Dany's army is completely wiped out.

Actually, watching it back, Beric's scene wasn't too bad. It plays out awkwardly, but you can see how he survived.

This image made my night

they never really showed us if he went down for good or not. i'm assuming not otherwise there should have been 2 undead dragons since the NK raised all the dead AFTER the dragon went down

ftfy

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*ROWS

The final battle takes place on boats, everyone drowns, the end.

>inb4 the north still has a massive army after literally losing the siege

Both the Dragons lived. Dany presumably has a couple dozen dothraki, and maybe a hundred Unsullied or so. Not all the northern lords came to Winterfell, so I guess that's the bulk of their army? Maybe Dornish/Ironborn/Riverlanders somehow return to the plot? The Knights of the Vale were noticeably absent from the battle for the most part, too.

She didn't call shit you retard, she literally said if the NK wins it was good but we all know it would be the end for her if that happened.

Literally every FFA player in any FPS.

>lol just securing the kill

I wish he did, Blackfyre in hand

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this should have been the 9th season this was never retarded, it's basic war tactics to let your enemies fight and she knew it was the only way to defeat dani.

Dude grow the fuck up

Win or lose at Winterfell it doesn't matter, if they hold off the army of the dead then they aren't a threat to Cersei and it's an easy victory after being so depleted.

If they lose, well they are fucked anyways so ultimately it doesn't matter.

underrated post

And now the show has made her right all along. The north didn't need the lannister army. Fuck, it didn't even need the dragons or Daenerys army. All it needed was for some goblin to teleport behind the Night King.

Except if the Night King won his army would only grow stronger by virtue of resurrecting the dead. Meanwhile if Cersei joined forces and fought alongside the North and Dani she could have used that to negotiate for something, maybe get the same deal Ned offered her originally to fuck off with her kid and go live the life of a wealthy exile.

Cersei gambled the fate of the entire world to keep the right to rule over people she despises and that's fucking dumb.

Never thought I'd be rooting for her but D&D made me do it.

So how did Cersei afford all of this? Weren't the Lannisters horribly in debt?

based
/ourgirl/

they stoll all of they tyrell gold remember

Ah, right. I forgot about that.

Is the Golden Army all chinese?

if she's going to die it'll be jaime, like the hag prdicted.
there's no fucking way they'd give arya both the kill on the night king and the kill on cersei lannister.

The fuck kind of name is fuckin Harry Strickland

*Father of dragons

HOW IS CERSEI ANY MATCH FOR DANY AND FRIENDS?
DANY CAN JUST FIRE BLAST CERSEI AND EURON INTO SMITHEREENS

I don't know if it was really old footage, but the next episode preview shows two dragons flying over a ship.
It kind of looks like footage from when she first gets to Westeros, but I don't know. That's pretty blatantly deceptive to use that as the episode preview

Qyburn has science magic and giant crossbows

Send wild boars to attack them

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She payed the initial loan and supposedly took another

How are they going to defeat Cersei with no army

How is this even close to an exciting fight now? The North still has Bran, Unsullied and two Dragons.

What is Harry Strickland just turns on Cersei in the end? The Golden Company is made up of Westerosi political refugees, they're now going to be the only real army in Westeros. Imagine, Dany is dead and King's Landing is under siege and you can hear the trumpets of Elephants that Strickland was keeping reserve. No-one wins, but Westeros lives on.

I wonder who Indeed will win it all....

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One dragon I think

You can see all them in the promo for the next episode

I would forgive dnd

>not rooting for our guys Sam and Bronn

Sansa probably gets to kill cersei.

But our man Pod is still alive.

do they even have a fucking army to fight her
they're all dead

If they stick with Arya killing Cersei, this is pure schlock that the first 4 seasons cannot redeem.

>wheelchair kid
>a few dozen eunuchs with shit armour and weapons
>two dragons that Cersei knows is coming and has siege weaponry for

>Cersei gambled the fate of the entire world to keep the right to rule over people she despises
So she's true to character
And this is her only hope, she doesn't want to do anything other than rule, she likley suspected it wouldn't come down to numbers when beating the night king, like it would have just taken them longer but still take the castle. And if it did work she'd never have the numbers to take on dani, there's no chance cersei would ever co-rule. She's dumb in the sense she doesn't give a shit about humanity, but she's smart knowing that it's the only plausible way she could get the throne.

But it doesn't matter because if the NK won anyways, everyone would be screwed.

She could provide like... a little army in the grand scheme of things. Now its time to kill off all survivors. Can't wait.

It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right

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post yfw cersei becomes the night queen

nobody important died wtf is the point
no sacrifice
no cost
nothing

>tfw Cersei gets BTFO in the next two episodes and the last episode is just all the characters on the good guy team saying goodbye to each other/ wrapping up their relationships, Jon and Dany sharing the throne

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>people think Cersei is the final boss
>it's actually going to be Daenerys
>Jon Snow has to kill her
heh heh heh

she already won. i mean, how many survivors are there in Winterfell? Two dozens tops and a dragon. Unless Bran manages to warg on all those corpses it's GG for them.

>fight against cersei
>tyrion betrays dany
>dany + jon win, marry, baby
>tyrion executed for treason
just as the leaks predicted

>melisandre
>jorah
>not important

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God dammit I know you're right, it's going to go exactly like that. I'm completely deflated now.

they have definitly not been important lately
jorah is just cucked, melisandre fucked off for awhile doing whatever

arent you forgetting someone? they never showed Him die

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>watching the d&d interviews after the show
>cheap platitude after platitude

What a couple of fucking hacks

>Jorah
>Important
I thought to myself "No way do they keep Jorah alive for this long unless he has some strong purpose"
But his entire purpose living so long was just so people like you could go "Nuh uh the battle killed a lot of important people, here's a list".

Mother of Dragon*

* only one left

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Lmao I was actually really happy with the image of him holding himself up in the doorway like that and then just fucking somersaults in right after them even though they were a good 15+ feet away.

>greyworm didn't die

There was absolutely no reason to keep him alive, for heck's sake

DIVERSITY

YARA gonna ram em in the sea m8.

yeah with her 3 ships

>thinking Dany would let her live
You wouldn't have made it past s1 m8

>common southern folk hear about how daenerys helped defend against the white walkers
>hmmm yess what did this blonde bitch do for us we gotta fight for our right to party
>common folk rise up and lynch cersei, push the mountain off the wall, toss the iron throne into the sea
>nae nae deris and jon "dissapointment of the" show fly on over to see red banners flying over kings landing
>soviet anthem plays
>dabnaris says "i guess the wheels been broken haha" and flies back to essos to fuck daario, jon goes back to winterfell and fucks sam in the ass while gilly watches
>hound is flown down by a flock of swallows warged by bran
>distant airhorn
>drops into the sea, crawls out to find the mountain looking like maskless darth vader wiping sand off his armor, a mild inconvenience
>locks eyes with the hound emerging from the sea
>opens his mouth
>earrape airhorn that blows out speakers and ruptures tympanic membranes
>arya jumps from behind a rock and stabs the mountain in the back of the neck, killing him instantly
>actually says "nothing personal" or "you were on my list" or "your welcome" while making eye contact with the hound who looks more flaccid than ever
>tyrion literally crawls from underneath the rock drunk off his ass and does nothing but vomit wine for 5 entire minutes before dying face down on the beach
>cut to black

Jons dragon didn't die on screen and the preview for next week shows both dragons and Ghost alive

If Jon supported it and gave her that could family dick she'd probably go along with it. I mean it's not like anyone would be tripping over themselves to support the Lannister claim to the throne anytime soon.

He and Sam (especially Sam) should be dead. At least Grey Worm spent his entire life learning how to fat. Sam is a morbidly obese self-insert of GRRM that somehow managed to not only last longer than thirty seconds, but the entire fight.

Honestly I think that is my only real complaint. The supernatural elements were always the worst part, Night King was a literal who, and Cersei is the best written character on the show and now could very likely win.

He's going to get his happy ending with Missaendi or however you spell her name because the black couple needs to survive for diversity quotas. They're going to adopt and live a nice and full life.

ya and 1 knife

He was two weeks from retirement!

>At least Grey Worm spent his entire life learning how to fat

No that was Sam. But really maybe all of his blubber protected him from a mortal wound.

>heck's sake

U T A H
T
A
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She is the true Queen fampai

The only way to redeem this show is if Arya air assassinates Cersei in the same fucking way

sam is the narrator. he won't die, because he is the one who composed the tale

Daenerys still has a dragon
Yara is free, she probably has ships
Arya has literal anime powers

Unless Qyburn pulls some bullshit or DABID write everyone pants on head retarded for 50 minutes again, Cersei has no change

Jon is Dany's bitch. Cersei knew this

>*teleports behind you*

Arya is stronger than 3 dragons now

>sam got to see the oliphaunts
>cercei did not
another win for tolkien

Grey worm should be dead. Sam, Jaime, Tormund, Brienne, Jon and Daenerys too. Imo if they wanted the good guys to be alive so badly they should be barricaded like the Hound and Arya, not literally on top of a corpse mountain fighting corpses.

Also Gendry was a dissapointment. I was hoping that the Last Baratheon would do something amazing.

I didn’t even notice my typo but kudos, it sounds funny now

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Already confirmed. Didnt you see that huge fucking victory banquet in the preview?

>Bran gave Arya the dagger
oh

I was also wondering why in the trailers, Arya was running around with a dragonglass dagger with valyrian steel just hanging off her. It's still dumb

Should took a gamble and she won. You can be mad at a gambler for gambling after hitting the jackpot

All the Dothraki are dead (poor Karl Drogo and his sacrifices) and thousands of the North are dead. Yara has some backup but almost all they are riding on are the two dragons alone.

it's gonna get better, is it guys

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>side characters who defining quality is wanting to die for their love/lord

>All the Dothraki are dead
didn't half of them run away?

>Protect the Retreat!
>jk later losers lmao

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The high sparrow should have won

Industrible my ass.

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How many men does Lord Glover have?

You know there's going to be a big asspull. Even though logically there should be maybe 100-200 heavily wounded survivors tops left itll be hand waved that there still an army left. And even more laughable is the remaining (one?) Badly injured dragon that should logically die of infection in a week.

nice twitter meme friend! :)

I genuinely think the High Sparrow is going to found a Peasants Republic only for Dany to destroy it in the book

This would be absolute ass

wtf is this

Normally you would be right, but this is the dead we're talking about. Had they won, they would have raised the defeated and doubled his army.

What the fuck was the point of this scene if the White Walkers never even made it to King's Landing?

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>all these people thinking NK won't come back

>Cersei is going to try and burn down the city
>Jaime will kill her thus recycling the regicide event
pottery

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Her other dragon was in the preview for next week.

When you play the game of thrones, you flip or you die. There is no middle ground.

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had they won they would have won with or without cercei

That's ash from the dragon burning the throne room :)

>both dragons still alive
I wonder what absolute bullshit D&D came up with to make it seem like Cersei still has a chance

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WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM. WHY DID NONE OF THE WIGHTS OR WHITE WALKERS STOP HER. HOW THE FUCKED DID SHE HAVE THE SPEED TO JUMP UP BEHIND HIM. WHERE'S WOLF. WHY DID THE WHOLE LIVING ARMY DIE EXCEPT THE MAIN CHACTERS? WHY DID THE GIANT NOT KILL LYNNA? WHAT WERE THE WIGHTS DOING IN THE GREAT HALL FOR TWENTY MINUTES WITH THE HOUND AND THE RED PREIST? WHY DID THE MAIN CHARACTERS GET PILED ON BUT NOT KILLED? WHY DID EVERYONE IN THE CRYPT LIVE FOR TEN MINUTES? WHY DID BRAN JUST WATCH THE BATTLE? WHY DID THEON CHARGE INTO THE NIGHT KING? WHY WAS THIS EPISODE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>Badly injured dragon that should logically die of infection in a week
200iq genius here knows all about the biology of fictional monsters

bravo you must get all kinds of pussy with your wizard knowledge you fucking faggot

she won one hell of a gamble

Where has this nigga been anyway?

Based

flying teleporting elephants

looks fake as fuck but this is one scene they actually filmed

I think this is the only way to redeem GoT after the fakeouts and fan service we witnessed today.

yeah she was so smart she lost everyone she wanted to protect and got humilliated in front of everyone

>bravo you must get all kinds of pussy with your wizard knowledge you fucking faggot
top kek

they keep showing that massive bolt launcher
Qyburn designed in the intro, so based on that im guessing she'll have laser guns or space ships.

Sansa

Jaime while Brienne and Dany worship his cock

>3 episodes left
It's dead Jim.

Lol no. She lucked into success because her mad scientist friend discovered a cache of plothole filler. All of her actual plans failed miserably.

What do you think Cersei felt when she saw the leaked video of her son jacking off on omegle?

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Gendry is gonna kill Lannisters not wights

>teleports behind cersei

hehe, nothing personal kid.

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>Jon came back and it was dragged out over 2 episodes
>Beric comes back within the same scene
>NK can't come back in 3 eps

Ok.

Oh man, i can't wait for Arya the superhero to kill her as well!

YAAASSS SLAY QWEEENNN

Nah it's totally gonna be Tyrion and/or Gendry

>AHEM

I almost teared up when he was standing with the rear guard protecting the retreat
Then he went and ruined it by pulling back

I hope when everyone else is finished duking it out some rando noble from Dorne marches in the army to take the Iron Throne.

I didn't like her before but now she is #OurGirl. The only true child of Tywin.

probably horny

What if in desperation she orders qyburn to make a new night king/queen?

>SNOW on the THRONE
HMMMMM

>people can literally be brought back from the dead
OH NO GANGRENE, BYEBYE DRAGON

This post was made by Gregor Clegang

yfw you could have easily written this fan serves crap and made gazillions but instead you're the actor for a c plot character.

sharted myself you faggot