Somehow this fatass is still alive

He's GRRM's self insert. He contractually can't die

Sam is the only good person in the show, he doesn't deserve to die. Every body else is a murderous backstabbing piece of shit.

>last 3 episodes are a giant sam and gilly scene

really THICC and FAT plot armor.

I imagine things went like this
>HBO: Martin, you didn't do book, can we make a fanfic to end the series before Arya turns 50 years old?
>RR: Only on one condition, I stay alive untill the end. You can do whatever with the rest.

There was like three different times he should have been killed this episode yet every time he was deus ex machina'd back into the story. What is even the point? Fuck that character.

Guess it's just you.

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>Dubs

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dubs confirm

he's GRRM self insert, he can't die.

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>had one job of burning edd
>runs away in panic
>AGAIN

Sam WROTE Game of Thrones.

HE HAD THE CHANCE. FINALLY. TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING AWESOME. HE COULD HAVE AVENGED EDD.

BUT NO. THE FUCKING FAT CUNT RUINED IT ALL AND RAN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

FUCK, SAM I HATE YOU.

He's a fat piece of shit. Spic.

It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right

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I couldn't tell, did Gilly die?

He's the writer of the song of ice and fire. He's not going to die.

Fucking fat bastard got Edd killed, should have fucked off to the crypts with the women and children, he has all the ability of a fucking infant.

did Gilly die or nah? I could have sworn she died in the crypt but the ep was so damn dark I couldn't really tell.

he's the self insert of GRRM

GRRM is going to play old sam in the epilogue, telling Jon and Dany's daughter about a song of ice and fire

screencap it

he's georgies self insert

Why is he still fat? In the books he got less fat once he started doing something besides sitting around and eating.

This, Sam is the everyman narrator GRRM himself

They killed Dolorous Edd and Beric over him, that's my only con about this episode, he didn't even kept his promise about burning his friend corpse, only a wildling girl would be retarded enough to find such a beta attractive i guess

I think so. She's the only fat chick in all of Winterfell. Pretty sure the chubby woman getting dragged away was her.

How? What is even the point of his character now that he’s told Jon the truth about who he is?

>"Sam you're fat and suck at fighting, go hide."
>"No! I was on the Night's Watch."
>"I was the first one to fight one of these guys."
>is a complete fucking liability the entire battle

I fucking hate sam tarly so fucking much.

He is still the fat useless coward that he was in the first season. He broke all his fucking vows as a watcher on the wall, abandoned his position, broke his vows as a maester, abandoned that position whilst robbing the citadel, and then has the fucking gall to make fun of Edd for not having sex. YES SAM HE ACTUALLY TOOK HIS VOWS SERIOUSLY UNLIKE YOU.

Then he steals his family's most prized heirloom, a valyrian steel blade priceless both monetarily and sentimentally, shaming his entire lineage, and then GIVES IT TO JORAH MORMONT??? WHY??? BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY MORE CUKCED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW???

To let the viewers know that fat people are people too.

Episode was a disaster. Couldn't tell what fuckall was happening half the time. The ending slowmo sad piano music scene lasted way too long. Should have been a few minutes at most. Overall it was a shitshow.

What a badass image. These are the one that should have the best scenes wrecking shit during battles. Not these wamen, soibois, little girls and fatsos.

>final scene
>bran and Sam sit down to write about the events of series
>bran: what should we call it
>Sam: a game of thrones
What did d&d mean by this?

imagine he's just martin's "viewer-self-insert" like the omniking in dbs

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GRRM won’t survive to finish his series, so why should Sam?

I forever gonna defend the idea that Clegane should be Azor Ahai, imagine how great it would be seeing him winning against his fear of fire to defend the 7 Kingdoms, fuck that cliche Jonerys shit, Sansan it's the true underrated love tale in Westeros

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Everyone should now realize that Bran's ENTIRE arc is over. His entire mission north and the reason for him becoming the three eyed raven concluded with this. Let that sink in.

He probably gonna be the one helping Sam writing the story after all is settled

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When he ran off, I involuntarily said "Fucking useless" out loud

Sam gets murdered by the mountain.

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Didn't his wife die in the crypt, or was that just some extra?

It was an extra, you can see her right next to Sansa on that wide shot of the crypt survivors (imagine not having the balls to kill at least one main character there)

Someone needs to write the song of ice and fire

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Yikes