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3/10. Last jedi tier.

5/10

Countless plotholes/10

But why?

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LOST/10

>night king survives a fucking dragonfire blast

>loses to a fat kid

l m a o

literal shit tier writing.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>8 Seasons hyping up Jon v NK
>Goblin ends up killing him
BRAVO DABID

WHAS THAT A FUCKING JOKE??? I AM DREAMING LMAO

Why did they hype this white walker faggot up for 8 seasons only to die in a single episode? He's not even the final villain.

9/10 way better than the first 2 episodes and fuck Yea Forums incels who hate le stronk wamen

Based Drogon trying to get dany killed

2/10.

great episode.

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Kings Landing is going to be based right?

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jaime survived which means he gets to kill cersei. that's all I care about at this point

the 15 or so minutes before the NK gets popped were kino, the rest of the episode was irredeemable trash

was fine except the end
holy fuck i almost died of laughter

>Spend $150 trillion on a battle
>Make it so you can't see shit without brightness at 100%

BRAVO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY MUSIC. IT'S LIKE AN ADVERT FOR CAR INSURANCE.

7? It started great but the battle became stale in the middle and key players like the dragons or Bran didn't do much.

Also the music sure got shitty.

Unabashedly based

2/10, I'm done

Legit 2/10. One of the worst directed episodes of such a major show I've ever witnessed. Visually fucking embarrassing.

PRESTON SAVE US

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I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS POD IS ALIVE DAVOS ALIVE

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unironically SHIT/10

going full LOST tier would unironically save this fucking dumpsterfire.

>>>>>>>>>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE NIGHT KING

So what is Arya's power level? Could she defeat Goku or superman?

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7/10, it was still good despite the ending and the strategies employed

6/10
>Library scene
>Arya killing NK, but the living winning would always have to be because of plot bullshit
>not enough major characters died
>no zombie Ned

Like....the only way I can fool myself to accepting this would be like the fire Daeny set on severely weakened him and Arya scored a crit.

How else can someone accept this?

The White Walkers should never have existed in the first place if I'm being honest

FINALBOSS CERCI! AWOOoo

I think the show used a 20% tint on the camera

0

What was Bran warging into?
Really? One episode?
'
Outside of the arya scenes it was pretty good, but hoyl fuck did Arya's scenes just pad shit out.

10/10 Episode, might be the best in the whole series

A+++

first ~20 minutes actually impressive
after that: kek/10

Jorah Mormont is the most pathetic character to have ever existed.

Wait did they really kill Ghost like that?

I was so hyped and thought it might actually be good. Then my stream stopped working and i havent cared enough to look for another one. Its so bad, and i havent even gotten to the night cuck death scene

Not enough people died

I have no idea what the Bran and Night King plot was
I have no idea what Jon's purpose was in this episode other than to mindlessly ride a dragon and wander through a corpse labyrinth
I have no idea how Dany OR Jon were at all pivotal in taking down the MAIN FUCKING VILLAIN OF THE SERIES
I have no idea how Arya teleported through all those wights and white walkers
But MAINLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK GHOST IS

see you next week

THAT WAS FUCKING SHIT.

8 FUCKING SEASONS JUST END THE NK LIKE A FUCKING SHIT

EVEN HITLER HAD A MORE BADASS DEATH FFS

FUCK YOU HBO

FUCK YOU GRRM

Love wamen in the show dude.
but that chapter was full of clichés.
Only minors would like something like that

EVEN BLIZZARD HAS BETTER WRITERS LMAO

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7/10 content. 10/10 triggering the incels.

>Kill the Big Bad
>All the baddies die

Grade A Shlock/ 10

9/10 for almost all of it
-10/10 in the end holy fucking shit fuck that

Edd
Barric
Jorah
Loli Mormont
Dragon #2? (i thought i saw two dragons in the preview so was the dragon jon was fighting the original ice dragon?)
Theon
Mel
Gilly? (i couldnt tell)

they spent forever building up arya as an assassin, gave her TONS of character development and screen time, this was completely set up right, i don't know why people on this board are mad
9/10

I NEED TO KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S DEAD RIGHT NOW

>a literal gust of wind

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The night king was surrounded by wights and White Walkers, how the fuck did that happen?

Why wouldn't they have given the kill to Theon someone who was willing to lay his life down for Bran

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You guys call this shit writing but D&D has been priming you for NK's ending since the first time Littlefinger teleported across the sea

This is actually masterful work desu

bravo dabid

he had a stroke, but was vividly dreaming of living as a flock of crows

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Why didnt they just fly arya up there with eagles. We could have saved like 5 seasons of nothing.

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>I going to have to talk to my colleagues about this pos episode tomorrow
Help bros

1/10
worst episode of GoT
magical plot armor for characters directors wanted to keep alive, kill the other characters in most retarded way
FUCK
YOU
D
N
D
U FUCKING COCKSUCKER

I seriously cannot believe that footage got approved. That was an absolute fucking mess to look at for 70% of the entire episode.

cant see a shit no rank

thank you

Jesus, the episode was super well done, but then they ended on that shit? Cersei is really the final villain?

Went too far with the fog shit. The dothraki jobbing so hard was funny but it was sad they lumped in ghost with them as a convenient way to get rid of him

YASS/10

i was like where is bran worging to?
then user answered it

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It was a good episode until Arya saved the day. That brings it down several points.

ahem
I was right

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4/10, would’ve been less but had spooky haunted library scene

Im cumming buckets

test

best episode ever made

arya ex machina/10

10/10 I enjoyed it

great episode

absolutely appalling battle

So what the fuck was going on with her saying valar morghulis and saying the thing syrio said

Was she syrio and/or jacquen or did she just know what to say because of magic

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I'm watching on a potato stream and still could tell what was going on. How are people so incapable?

BRAVO D&D/10

Battle of the Bastards was leagues better with a fraction of the budget/10

>the library scene of hide and seek is kino
Almost everything about Arya this episode was shit
They should have existed, but the Wall not falling was the best option for that end of the story. White Walkers need some dumb bullshit to beat them and it had to happen somehow.

Felt like capeshit overall

I can't fucking believe it. The madmans actually pulled this shit.

I both loved and hated this episode so I'll give it a 5/10.

*teleports behind you*/10

PLOT ARMOR/10

8/10 until Arya, then -10/10. Holy fuck. I've never seen anything choke this hard at the last minute in my life. Although I could barely see anything in this episode anyway.

What did Meli do at the end?

Pathetic/10 ... 8 Years of build up for literally no white walker action, NK stabbed to death by a little girl while Bran the gormless flew around whole ep in some crows.

Fights were impressive but on the whole I can't shake the feeling whole swathes of storyline were cobbled together to save HBO some money by reducing the eps

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>Thought all that building with Jon dodging fire in the courtyard was gonna end with him slaying the dragon.
>Couldn't even give us that
Bravo, simply bravo.

Literally the most kino episode of television ever. Sapochnik is a god.

correct score, i love seeing all these assblasted incels lmao

Just like Jon would 1v1 the NK?
At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if fucking Pod ends up killing her

That was amazing. 9/10 easily

Anyone who disliked this is an incel

watching sansa get raped one last time before he dies

1/10
Story was terrible.
Music was dire.
Can't see shit because it was filmed without any lighting.
Ruined Jon's character arc and every interaction he had with the White Walkers.

9/10 i literally cried

>6.5/10
ending was bad but the majority of the battle was cool

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The best episode since season 3 till the the ending happened.

>first ~20 minutes actually impressive
Were we watching the same show? First 20% was fucking 90% black

had*

wow I can't believe the good guys won and now they're off to kill the other bad guys in kings landing and win

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Even if you didn't like this episode, at least something happened in it, right?

9/10
I fucking hate Arya but I can accept this

10/10

Nailed it. Go cry Yea Forums

Pro's
-Sansa and Tyrion had a moment
-Sam is still a fat fucking coward

Con's
-Message text length exceeded

>greenlight crypt zombies but couldn't be fucked to get Sean Bean back for a quick cameo

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It was terrible.

It was great up until:

>Arya fighting off undead with stick
>Mormont girl killing giant

Then it became good again

And then it turns to shit with Arya killing the Night King.

3/10

OH NO NO NO

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Plot Armor: The Episode

There was even the sequence where the only people left alive were the main characters each fighting alone versus their own pile of zeds. This show is shit.

it was so dumb
that massive battle sequence (that you couldnt even see) and nothing really happened except for the deaths of some characters that nobody really gives a shit about and then arya magic teleports behind the night king and just one shots him and the entire army dies

what the fuck are you smoking, it was so fucking obvious arya was going to come in at the last second. it was 15 mins of groaning for me.

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Didn't hate it but definitely the 2nd worst big battle they've had

Bastards > Hardhomme > Blackwater > this > Wall

5/10
The fight was way too drawn out and the Arya scene was so stupid. If they condensed the episode to it's usual time and made sure that night king died from fire or Jon it would of been 7/10.

SER FRIENDZONE GONE

>a little girl gets smacked then grabbed by a goddamn giant
>still able to stab him in the eye
>Theon gets stabbed in the gut by a broken stick
>just fucking dies
Bravo D&D

4/10

>looked like shit
>No Azor Ahai/Kingslayer epic showdown
>Arya
>no serious character deaths

GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED GHOST DIDN'T DIED

FUCK YOU DABID AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>NK immune to fire
>but not a knife
WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEE

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0/10

That wasn't the problem. I would had NO problem with Arya killing the NK if her arc focused on it.

There was zero indication that she would be the one that saves the world except for that one scene with "Not today" shit.

None of her lovers died, nothing about a shooting star, doesn't even use Needle to kill the NK, or anything that had any forshadowing ever.

>Hurr blue eyes, green eyes brown eyes.

If that was the forshadowing that was just pulled out of their asses just to make it "unpredictable"

Most of the episode a solid 7/10

That fucking ending, fuck me I can't wait for this fucking show to be over with. The shitpostings were so much better.

I prefer the Wall battle

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Imagine being this much of a low IQ r3ddit pleb

Wait did Arya kill the Ice King or did Bran

>pure action, no talking
Show was playing to its strengths

Rhaegal is alive and well. For some reason the dude just stopped fighting in the middle of the battle.

AWHAEHAEHAEJRJRJWOKRWPLRWWHRWRHOKHRW

i really enjoyed it for the most part but arya killing night king utterly ruined it and killed any excitement i have for the rest of the season

it's a secret.

WHO STANNIS

At least we'll get Cleganebowl, r-right?

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GODS THE EPISODES WERE GOOD THEN

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It is. Just edges out Battle of the Bastards.

>implying it won't be marya sue

10/10 while watching, Bran is Night King

LIST OF QUESTIONS/THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE:
1. Where did Melisandre come from and why did she bother lighting the Dothraki's swords if she knew they were going to die?
2. What was the Night King's motivation?
3. Why did Bran need to warg Drogon, he was already breathing fire and killing wights without Bran's help
4. How did Arya get past the army of white walkers? Why did they stand there and let her kill their king?
I'm sure there are many more but those come to mind immediately

grey, black and dark blue, who the fuck thought that made for a good color pallete?
and my god the ending was awful, literally nobody saw that gremlin sneak up behind their king.

Thats what they always say in Esso, its like a greeting over there
Valar Morghulis
Valar Dohaeris or w/e

garbage

Nigga, did you see any headless zombies roaming around?

Call me retarded but why don't the Stark's burn their dead? They've had experience with the white walkers when they were kings in the north; you'd think the tradition would have been passed down in every northerner

Kind of ridiculous and not very good in many places. But it was still really fun. Infinitely better than the previous two episodes.

That episode should genuinely be shown in film classes on how not to direct action. I'm dead serious.

He thought he was going to die at any moment. He had to revisit the Ramsay/Sansa rape scene one last time.

no meme answers pls but what was the point of the NK for 8 seasons if he got btfo so easily?

she killed herself for no reason other than because DnD wanted it to happen

kek

0/10 only because i can't go any lower

I hated Arya from S4E10 when she left The Hound to die, but I like her more now after saving him.

NOZOR NOPHIA/10

"plot armor" is a buzzword for people who don't know how to write or plan a story

I loved it up to the point Arya caught the dagger and anime stabbed him. It was like coming off of a high by getting slapped.

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i am genuinely mad

Someone post the comic with Arya and her new weapon stabbing the night king

0/10. 8 seasons worth of build up for this? Imagine fucking up a story this bad

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Was watching Euron go to town on Cersei

Fucking loved it. I didn't expect that ending which made it better. You niggers want it to be predictable.

but hey at least those Burlington folk will get a good cheer over their YAAAAAAAAASSSS QUEEENNN

>Why did Bran need to warg Drogon
Wait he did?

THE REAPERS HAD MORE MOTIVATION THAN THE NK

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I wasn't including the library shit that was awful. Maybe it was 10 minutes then

...

Valerian Steel > Dragon Fire

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How smooth is your brain?

For people that dont like this episode.

What shows do you like? Serious question.

Stop streaming faggot.

watching loli mormont get BTFO on repeat

If the Arya scenes were just there by themselves it wouldn’t be that terrible, but her killing the night king on top of all that shit was incredibly retarded

Absolutely horrendous, just killing off the night king in a single episode just so we can have le evil Cersei is the most boring and basic choice they could have gone with but the shills will praise this shit as a masterpiece

NO STANIS/10

So are the Dothraki just dead? That's it, their entire race is wiped out in one episode?

DUDE 100000 SOLDIERS DO NOTHING BUT ARYA ONE SHOTS THE NIGHT KING LMAO

May have something to do with her having tits...

Lol so throughout the whole fight, no real “main” characters died.

Yeah okay buddy

it'll be Arya again, get hype

Imagine the amount of bullshit they will need to beat Cersei. They lost the Dothraki, the Unsullied, both dragons are injured if not dead, while Cersei has the Lannister army, the Euron fleet, and the Golden Company.

Bran will have to warg to open the gates, Arya use Jamie's face to kill Cersei.

Before the EP I 100% didn't want Arya to kill the NK.
But she was alright in the episode, her staff fighting was neat.
I'll give it a pass

>LOL NOW SHE HAS A SMALL ARMY SO THE FIGHT AGAINST CERSEI ACTUALLY HAS CONSEQUENCES

I mean jorah died and theon died.

7/10

Fucking plot armor.
Shitty camera work.
Too dark to see shit.

These the main culprits. The build-up, the fight, etc. Would've been great if we could SEE IT.

I didn't understand shit during the dragon fights and during the main fight I couldn't tell who from who.

and plot armor my fucking god. They should've ended it after the NK dies and leave us wondering who lives or dies the next episode.

Dragon girl's armies are pretty much decimated though. So thats a positive.

9/10, would be perfect if they continued the wightwalker army until they kit kings landing. Kill switch was anticlimactic and Jon should have killed him in a kino duel with all the dead bodies at the gate if they were to go that route. Also more main characters should have died in that scenario. Really the episode was great in all aspects, it's the plot overall plot which was lackluster
We didn't see him die or become a wight, so I hope he isn't dead yet but you're probably right.

Wtf I love the ending now

1/10, bad season of a bad show and just keeps getting worse

how will they react?

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Some of the worst directed battle scenes in the past 20 years.

WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING

Literally they could have had Arya try to kill the NK while Jon was fighting NK's Chads and fail, then when the NK is about to kill Arya Jon stabs him
or something
this was horrible

>None of the A team boys died but Berric and Jorah
>Berric and Edd bit it but fucking grey worm didn't
>Edd dies saving that faggot sam
>Jamie and Brienne use the power of love to live

Only person i cared about was Theon, motherfucker soloed around 30 walkers all by himself and got killed by NK himself, what a fucking legend

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>predictable

nigga, i wanted a fucking story. this is just a bunch of random shit happening. turn your frontal lobe on senpai.

My fucking normie fiance predicted half of what happened in this episode because she was expecting the dumbest possible outcomes.

2/10 jesus christ how do you have so much on screen but have so little happen

i thought it was a good ep until i read this

Black water bay is much better

Predicted the Arya assassinating the Night King years ago when I read the book of her becoming an assassin.

Also the Unsullied were shit cunts that could form a proper Phalanx to save their life. Morons.

>be the Night King
>walk forwards for 8 seasons
>don't speak
>don't do anything
>die to a goblin

Some people shouldn't be alive.

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right sean we need your head for this one scene all the dead family in the crypt are coming back to life then someone slips bumping a crypt making your head burst out

why did the night king survive dragon fire when he got easily one-shotted by valyrian steel?

Say what you want about the episode but Sapochnik is insane. He needs to direct a feature length franchise film asap.

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD
KILLING LESS ZOMBIES THAN THEON

>everyone complaining they couldn't see shit
Must suck being poorfags that cant afford even a decent HD tv, lamoing at you wage cucks

1. she never actually fucked off when they told her to she was just hanging around outside for the fight, wanted to have some fun before dying
2. i dunno lol
3. he was watching sansa get raped not warging
4. nothin personnel

you have got to be fucking kidding me

her job was done my man

Is he the biggest jobber in tv history?

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After what you just saw, what do you think?

He knew Arya was going to shank the fool

lol

He thought he was going to die, so he had to witness the rape at least once more.

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THEY SUBVERTED EXPECATIONS. THAT MAKES IT GOOD!

What what were you faggots expecting? Of course it was going to br terrible, you should've been able to guess that already.

Just wait until they bring the night king back at the end of the season because of that vision seen by bran where the Iron Throne is engulfed in snow

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Yea, he breathes fire on some wights that are attacking Jon, then Jon turns and shouts "BRAN?" cause he somehow knew.

Where the fuck is Ghost and why did they kill an other dragon?

even leddit knows

BASED
>THEON
>JORAH

CRINGE
>ARYA
>DANY

Mel killed herself, doesn’t count

Celgnebowl

Still happening

Why the fuck would there be zombie Ned. He has no head

Unironically I liked the Dark direction they went with the scenery. It was confusing and I would imagine a battle vs the dead would be confusing like shit
BUT ARYA KILLING THE NK
W
T
F

Normalfags ate that shit up. How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

Based D&D setting us up for the true happy ending

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>second battle the hound cries in a corner

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THE MAIN VILLAIN WAS SEPHIROTH AFTERALL!!!

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Arya is going to kill the entire fleet by herself lmao

Another note: I see what the fuck they did here with this season. 3 eps for the NK and 3 eps for Cersei

but for fucksake. That huge battle we've been building up too/ That massive fucking threat?

Talk about disappointment.

We saw 3 giants at the end of last season, and now we got one defeated by a mouse.

it was dragon glass

Will the media actually question how weak it is to build up a villain for 8 years only to end it in one episode with *teleports behind you* or will they just go "Yasss Queen Slay!!!!!!?

Forest buster for sure. Instant Transmission is Op

>plan your conquest for 8000 years
>die to a teleporting goblin

anyone got a screencap of smug NK?

>yeah I'm a contrarian on Yea Forums, I guess you could say I'm pretty cool

>Grey Worm didn't die
>Grey Worm's gf didn't die
Biggest shock of the episode.

THEON NEVER GOT HIS COCK BACK

NOW WE RIOT

It doesn't make it bad.

arya's killing cersei senpai

they really did....

you must be a shitty person to work with

Preventing the writers from finding a way to use him

That made it good.

He must be baiting... He has to be!

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10 will be remembered as peak battlekino

9/10 then 5/10

Jon snow will be on the throne

NOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOS

I WAS TEAM /NIGHTCHAD/ YOU TOLD ME TO JOIN UP

T-T-THE ICECUBES WILL REFORM INTO A THOUSAND TINY NIGHT KINGS, NIGHT KING STILL WINS R-RIGHT

TELL WIZARDS OF THE COAST TO NERF ROGUES FUCKING SNEAK ATTACK CRITS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS HIS TURN
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>soaks up dragon fire like a true boss
>gets caught off guard by a 4" dagger in the side
What a fucking shitlord.

youtube.com/watch?v=z5wIXI8ZFfU

One of my favorite scenes

cuz Arya is stronk womyn. dickless cuck male get no glory haha stoopud men

Battle of the bastards was better.'

>Cersei is the final villain.
Ahahahahaha NKeks btfo.

I suppose most of the episode was ok, but there was some massively stupid things that bugged me.
>The siege equipment was in front of the ground forces and fired once.
> Archers did jack shit till most the people outside were dead
> I thought more people would die, but i guess they had plot armor
> Walking into quiet ass library then hear 8 zombies after you are inside
> Thought Jon would fight dragon and kill it
> I didnt think the nothing personal meme would be real

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Both dragons are still alive. They just couldn't afford the CGI for all three for the entire episode.

Pretty good until the end. Fuck quasimodo

Seriously what the fuck happened to Ghost? Why the fuck was Ghost in the initial charge? Why was there no closure to what happened to Ghost? Why was Ghost charging in right beside Jorah? WHY? JUST FUCKING WHY? It was so out of place and retarded. Was Ghost even seen at the end of the episode? Cause I didn't notice. I'm fuming.

Can't be on the wrong side if you just kill the other side mate.

No, Danny was on him, he was telling her to go to him.

>Expecting anything out of an HBO fanfic
HAHAHAAHAHAHA

So what did he want?

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this
THE RAEP SHANSHA

Theon Best character confirmed

Was this moment the peak kino of the series?

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Shut up lardass you're going to tune in and watch every single episode like a good little cuck, bitch about everything, and then tune in next week like you have for 8 years you fucking slave.

Loved the ending, liked the spooky themes, liked the solid snake hi jinks this ep capped off with a nice ambush crit.

Also, Jaqhen Hagar is directly responsible for saving the Seven Kingdoms.

>attack on titan hbo adaptation

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I dont watch game of thrones but, ended up watching this one, and can say, the girl killing the ice guy killed the mood, fucking seriously everything about this episode besides that is fucking beautiful.

ending 0/10

no ending 10/10

It was the
>I don't see shit
>what the fuck the fuck is going on?
>is that someone important dying?
>Goblina out of fucking nowhere, but you could tell they were going for that halfway into the episode
>men so useless, gurl rulz
Episode

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That's why you need a high level rogue assassin in every party. Enough with the clunky fighters

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10/10
People thought the pure evil villain would be the last boss, they wanted season 8 to be Medieval World War Z LMAO what a bunch of fucking retards KEK

They'll say it's brilliant subversion just like in the books even though when something subversive happens in the books it is justified and fulfills character arcs.

same

The episode was fucking good
Stop being a contrarian for once

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I was expecting for Bran to blow up NK with some kinda magic or other bullshit, and it turned out to be even worse

Best part of the episode desu

He wanted to watch the VOD of Sansa getting raped

>basically nobody died
Consider my expectations subverted bravo d&d you guys are truly ready for star wars

I can't believe HBO just aired an hour and a half of visually incomprehensible garbage

>downvoted

LMAO
How can they top this in the next episode? How can they make it worse?

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>Arya kills both Cersei and the NK
WHY NOT CALL THIS THE SONG OF THE GOBLINO HOLY SHIT WTF

ARYA YAAAAAAAASSSS

So the spoilers that were posted are real? Everything the leaks said has come true. What a fucking disaster.

This

I think the dragon plan was to NOT kill all the zombies for no reason and fly around and then NOT double-team the other dragon.

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9/10 until the last 2 minutes which made it a 2/10. What a fucking waste

I wouldn't be this mad of this episode lasted only 40 minutes.

Le ebin stabbetty little girl, twice! I am done.

It'll probably be Sansa, after Jamie gets raped by The Mountain

I didnt see him worg Drogon, probably in the fucking books.

2 - really pisses me off. Who the fuck was the NK? Why did he want Bran dead so bad?

Because he's probably not dead , he's just been reincarnated back up North somewhere. Bran was probably trying to figure out how to truly beat him or sole other shamalan bullshit they're trying to go with.

I don't watch this piece of shit cuck show but is there a webm of the weeaboo fightan magic that apparently occurred?

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She had been clinging onto life for this moment. It was her time.

But what the fuck was Sam's problem?

theon is a pretty main character

10/10

Arya is a boss. I genuinely thought the night king had won. I had no idea they were going to off the night king this early and have it go back to a fight for the iron throne. That being said Eurion and Cersei stand a chance because old uncle pirate nigga still has the horn that disables dragons.

What do you think?
:l.

This episode immediately became a 0/10 because of the ending.

>screen is literally fucking blacked out 90% of the episode
>dothraki charge at the beginning of the fucking fight and die instantly
>that useless library scene to add a few minutes run time
>literally the only characters that died were ones that have barely been relevant since like season 4/5
>half the battle was just dany and jon flying around doing fucking nothing
>8 years of buildup showing the night king as unstoppable, gets killed by a back stab when shitty character literally teleports through an entire group of walkers unnoticed
Quite possibly the worst episode of any TV series ever, i'm just glad I only started watching last month since I heard the last season was starting.

0/10

Ghost 100% dead, was in the first charge.

As she should be. If she can take out Bobby B, she should be reserved for the final death.

absolute 10/10. Had me gut wrenching at several parts. I dont think ive seen an episode as emotionally profound as this since ned starks beheading, or cersei's walk, or cerseis cathedral explosion Like it tops the list for me. Holy hell what a good ep. I know we make jokes about writers being awful but arya assassinating the night king was literally perfect. Like if you asked me to write it myself even I wouldnt have thought of that. I much appreciate the level there of writing since GRR will never get it done. I felt it was very well done and I had to drink about a 5th of liquor to deal with it since then.

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Alfie was legit the best actor on the show for 2 seasons

solid 2/10

I think George RR Martin didnt want the reason spoied for book readers, or hasn't thought of a reason yet, or David Benioff didn't like it and wrote his own reason. Pick your choice from that, among others probably.

it was the best episode since battle of the bastards, possibly the best since seasons 1-3 and parts of 4

could have lit it a bit better though

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA ARYA KILLED THE NIGHT KING AND SHE'S GOING TO KILL CERSEI TOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

>why did they send the dothraki charging in the dead of night
>why did they send the people with the flaming swords on a suicide charge
>why did they place the trebuchets outside the walls
>why didn't they shoot the wights as they were standing in front of the walls
>how did the wights manage to break through the crypts walls
>how did arya manage to woosh past the entire NK bodyguard in open terrain
>why am I still watching this show

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This is what happens when you let leftists make your tv show

This is just like the last jedi in terms of shittiness. I dont see how they could write this and be like "ya, this is good, people will love this". I guess they are going for the marvel/NPC/sjw crowd.

>men so useless, gurl rulz
Dany was useless the entire episode, as was Sansa.

0/10. The big bad they've been building up for 8 seasons, dies in one episode like a bitch. No main characters died even though there are only 3 episodes left And now we are suppose to consider Cersie a bigger threat than the Knight King? Shit should have happened the other way around.

Someone fucking answer me, what the fuck happened to Ghost? Did it die? Why was it in the charge???? WTF!!!!

I honestly thought Bran was Aria in disguise, or one of the other ice guys was Aria in disguise

2/10

>BOTH DRAGONS ARE STILL ALIVE

ZERO FUCKING BALLS

it was trash, but at least there is an in-world explanation.

his best

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HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

That ending was fucking retarded. The literally show him surviving direct fire from a dragon and walk away completely unharmed. And that's how they kill him? A fucking edgy 15 year old jumps through the air and stabs him with a rock dagger? 8 fucking seasons of teasing him and that's how it ends? You've got to be kidding me

The Hound survived which means CLEGANEBOWL'S BACK ON THE MENU

We literally spent 8 years of White Walker's buildup for that Arya *teleports behind u* scene

that's better desu

DANY SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED THE NIGHT KING

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as i said last week this show is a feminist shitshow
i said there was no king left in all the continent, only strong empowered you go gurlz in every major house,
but you autistic sperglords , like the pathetic mongoloids that you are , started saying shit like
"b-b-but what about jhon? the prophecy..."

kek they took away from him even his part in the prophecy

really wanted theon to live

8/10

A reminder that teenagers watch this show. They know nothing, their minds are filled with thoughts of cock or vagine, and they think fortnite is a good game. Don't crucify the ignorant.

PRESSSSSSSSSSSTON!!!!!

>the normalfags are actually liking this shit
>the rest of the season is going to be just as bad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I unironically agreed with you. It was a good episode. I'm satisfied.

WORST EPISODE OF ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN. EVER.

FUCKING $65b THIS SHIT COST. WELL DONE EVERYONE, 80 MINUTES OF SILLY DARKNESS

The NK could probably do spooky cold magic to protect against dragonfire, which is totally expected from the Adventure

I think the Valyrian Steel Dagger, which is the reason the War of the 5 Kings started, was unexpected to the NK and why he got ganked.

The trailer shows 2 Dragons still alive, so there's that.

Cersei has the advantage plus likely did AA upgrade on KL I don't see how the /goodguys/ win .

repost plox

How will they react to Arya's 100000 CRIT scene

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Well it's been established that dragonglass kills them. But the fact that she could somehow sneak up on his entire entourage makes zero sense.

so why not warn theon not to die for no reason

Now the only positive thing I can say is that lyanna is dead

>episode keeps getting better and better
>the flaming dothraki going out one by one kino
>white walkers bringing an icestorm, kino
>bear loli getting crushed but killing a giant, kino
>Beric sacrifice, Kino
>melisandre kino
>aesthetic as fuck dance of dragons in the night sky kino
>Theon glorious last stand kino
>Bran watching rapescene/mindfucking people one last time kino
>obvious stark crypts revival kino
>Jorah dies protecting waifu kino
>Arya teleports ahead of 100thousand zombies and Mary Sue Rey's the Night King AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0/10 the series if FUCKING RUINED

1. Because the episode was so dark and they couldn't think of a better way to indicate the Dothraki wipe.

No, this was Jon's villain. They should have had her assassinate Cersei in a more fitting scenario, prove me wrong you cant.

>dragons do nothing for the majority of the episode
>Bran does nothing and fucks off into fantasy world for whatever reason
>shitty dialogue throughout
>Jon does fucking nothing but slay some wights and almost gets grilled for like 5 minutes straight
>Arya gets some useless filler video game stealth mission scene
>shitty character deaths (Edd, Beric)
>Main cast literally buried under wights for half the episode but manage to survive somehow
>Red Woman asspull
>Arya teleporting behind and oneshotting NK although his entire squad was there

Biggest DABID episode in the entire fucking show. This makes season 7 look like a masterpiece.

Unironically GARBAGE/10

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>Snoke syndrom

GHOST DIDN'T DIED

Couldn't see a damn thing for 80% of the action. Not in the "wow this is dark and suspenseful" sense but in the "what the fuck is going on" sense.

Battle was HORRENDOUSLY badly organized. There was literally no general, no one in charge and no one running anything. Their entire cavalry made a suicide charge into darkness away from the army. The entire army itself was outside of their perimeter of their defensive position for literally no reason. Their air support flew off with no way of contacting or coordinating with anyone and immediately got lost in a storm. Every single fucking decision was made on the field just by random people for whatever reason, literally NO ONE was in charge, there was no chain of command. This is the battle for the future of the entire planet and the entire human race and no one was in charge.

Night King never says a thing entire show. White Walkers are never explained, he is never explained. There is no payoff. He's dead and that's it we move onto the battle for King's Landing against Cersei.

Arya killing the NK was incredibly stupid but it was an anime ending and I guess I could accept it except for all the other stuff.

ANNOYING/10

FRUSTRATING/10

Those would be my ratings.

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Bran warged into Arya's tard brain and snuck up behind him.

You're trying way too hard

we got treated to the "there is 0 sense of time progression in the battle because we are cutting back and forth to people right about to die but they are always just fighting off a few bad guys even though there are tens of thousands around them". Trash but what were we expecting. remember when jon and friends camped out on an ice float while dany flew from dragonstone

>When people as normie and progressive from Reddit hates realizes GOT's terrible writing and can't defend

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I'm not watching the next episode.

All I wanted was some impressive gore effects
I knew it was a long shot but I badly wanted to see sam get dismembered

The Dothraki bit was legitimate 10/10 kino

Overall a solid 7

EIGHT

FUCKING

SEASONS

He was so happy too. I feel bad for him.

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How can anyone unironically defend this episode

they only brought him back to show everyone that he's dead so they have an excuse not to spend CGI

What the fuck was his problem? Those dragons did nothing

OI! YOU GONNA BOW DOWN OR WOTT INNIT

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Dude just put on a White Walker's face lul

I really thought bran was going to help the battle by warging into animals and using them to help fight... now i have no idea what the fuck he was doing and can't help but think it wasn't important at all.

He was obviously different. He took no damage at all from a dragon

>no fun not ever

5/10

There's nothing wrong with Arya killing the NK, but if you're going to have an hour and a half long battle sequence, you can't just have the major character who kills a major series villain teleport twice in the episode.

everyone says it all the time

Melisandre told Arya she has assumed faces with many colours of eye, brown, green... and now blue. Arya gets an idea and runs off. So it's heavily implied she took the form of a white walker commander, march up with NK, then dart up when he's not expecting it. Y'know, since they have blue eyes.

3/10, not enough good deaths
Theon was the only good one, with Berric being mooked

My boy Ghost is alive right? They just couldn't afford the CGI to show him right?

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10/10 post

Man fuck you guys. That undead dragon was badass.

autism

Aria is a glass cannon. That's how rogue character class works

yeah obv they werent going to lose, but why is varys, sansa, tyrion still alive? also what happened to grey worm?

>old uncle pirate nigga still has the horn that disables dragons
In the books

>Jorah

>imagine winning the war of the dawn only to lose to some lady with a bank loan

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>tony.. it was the only way

This is the ONLY cannon answer so far...

FUCK D&D FOR KILLING JORAH AND THEON (AND GHOST OFF SCREEN)
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>varys, tyrion
They're gonna turncoat.

if the faceless men do not kill this cunt i swear to god

The stark spirits become one with the hearttree and are thus protected from anything white walker related through that ritual.

Fuck off retard

good shit homie

I want to punch those little fucking jews D&D.

Seriously though, what is the fucking limit of the NK's resurrection ability?

Cold dry fucking skeletons popping out of solid stone tombs.

Why did Melisandre commit suicide?

AZOR AHAI?

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Sam used his brain to determine the safest place was under a pile of dead bodies that chose not to reanimate and under yet more zombies trying to kill him for several minutes

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