tonight we drink to Jorah Mormont.
He went out like a complete badass. Best death on the show.
>Stabbed 15 times
>Led the charge numerous times
>Killed over 1000 wights
tonight we drink to Jorah Mormont.
He went out like a complete badass. Best death on the show.
>Stabbed 15 times
>Led the charge numerous times
>Killed over 1000 wights
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>still had no gf
Here lies Jorah the Andal.
He never scored.
i dont toast to friendzone
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who says incels can't be heroes?
Jorah the unsullied
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
The final look on his face said it all
“J-just t-touch it. J-jus....once....muh diiiiiiikk.........”
how the fuck did he get outside the walls
that last we saw him, he was in the courtyard
Rip House Mormont
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I was hoping Dany would at least give him a kiss
Or that Melly Sanders would rez him or something
the fuck? They kill him off (when he presumably could play a part in Dany vs Cersei/Jon) but keep Tormund and Brienne around?
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Jorah the andal, lord of the friendzone, slayer of wights, protector of the dragon, rider of horses, commander of dothrakis.
He was a good friend.
>forgotten the next episode during Jon and Dany's inset sex scene
The virgin Jorah vs the chad Beric
>He should've gone MGTOW
Jorah the Cuck, first of his name, Prepper of Bulls, Father of Betas, The Virgin Prince, Lord of Chastity and the rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.
>still dies a virgin
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shine on you crazy diamond
>literal cuck for 8 seasons
Bout fucking time. Only character I hate more is Samwell fatass.
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>no chance of HAVE SEX again
>gets I pretty girl to cry about your death
I'd take it
Is it just me or did danerys straight up push him in the way of a sword
Never got laid. Learn from this betacucks
Was the dagger arya used the same they tried to stab bran with in the s1?
here lies Jorah Mormont
he never scored
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yep, littlefinger's dagger
kek
The virgin dies to 5 walkers in a hallway VS the Chad solo 50 walkers and gets killed by NK
ikr what a bitch
>Literal Eunuch
>Chad
K I N O
Fuck man, his death legit made me cry
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It was the only death I didn't want to see happen, but also the one I expected the most.
At least he felt redeemed in the end.
theon is a legend, a good man
Fuck this series, i’m done.
He also died as an incel, never got to smash
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F for Theon and the Mormonts, Jorah and Loli
Fuck the show runners, fuck RR Martin
He was supposed to be Azor Ahai
So is House Mormont extinct? Also
>Here We Stand
Mormont house is the C H A D ' S house
*dany crying over his body*
He...he was like a brother to me
nighty-night supercuck
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Still in the friendzone, just like me.
What a fucking loser
seeya next week faggot
The whole house is completely gone now though
her fucking eyebrows in the scene, imagine that retarded face being the last thing you see before you die
He had a wife tard
house mormont BTFO
C YA
Boromir!!!
here lies jorah mormont
he ran fast and died a virgin
F, he deserved better.
That smug cunt couldn't even suck his dick just once?
was*
Yep, Lyanna was the last one who could continue the house. And they fucking killed her for no reason.
Not a good week for Bear Island
hahaha she actually did!
Fuck bros i can't fucking be glad that most of the fatalities died good deaths with what came afterwards, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have that gremlin be the one to kill him?
imagine getting your dick sucked in your last moments from the dragon queen
>Killed over 1000 wights
Are u retarded?
Holy shit
What if Danny says she’s pregnant next week, but it’s Jorah’s?
>Not father
Showrunners are absolute fucktards
Who is running The Reach, Dorne, Stormlands? Nobody because they killed them all off without resolving ANYTHING
If the show had any semblance of realism season 5 on, the whole "North Remembers" thing would have actually mattered and le ebin redditlord Ramsay would have never beaten Stannis much less anyone. Cersei would have never been accepted as Queen without mass riots on the streets. But that doesn't matter, it's like Vince Mcmahon has more sense of logic in writing his storylines
my man was hella gay
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To Jorah Mormont! To his end for his Queen!
I'll raise a toast in his honor. Here, here! To Ser Jorah Mormont of House Mormont!
So many F's to give
this thread is gold
Even though his death was blindingly obvious to everyone who watched, it still stung when it happened. Why can't Theon and Jorah live happily ever after? ;_;
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Man I really thought Theon was gonna hook up with Sansa.
HE WAS MARRIED.
TWICE,
how nigga
Well not physically, but she was so happy to see him. I could have seen them get married and be happy together.
Looks like she's going to get herself killed by Daenerys trying to play littlefinger with tyrion
I hope the bookies counts it as his death. I bet good money on this also Lyannas death.
>He won't be the 1,000th LC of the Night Watch
It should have been him.
It should have been him.
>be Clegane
>burned by fire and develop an intense phobia of it since childhood
>go through the best character development in the series and turn into a hero
>become best friends with a red priest who brings you North
>Red Priest convinces you one last time to be the hero, overcome your fears and save the girl
>he dies helping you
>Melisandre looks right at you
>”he was brought back for a reason”
>Clegane, free of fear and doubt takes up the flaming sword
>the fire immediately turns a bright green, for he is the lord of light and wildfire is his to command
>cuts his way through a swarm of the dead to face the night king
>defeats him in single combat
>three episodes later his half dead brother becomes the new “night king”, a dead thing made from science
>the two brothers are the song of ice and fire
>last scene is them raising their blades against one another
>cut to black sopranos style
You know I’m right
Iain Glen was one of the best actors in the show
He actually sold the idea that he was a knight in a medieval-type world.
>Best scene in the entire episode
>Dies for nothing
Fuck you D&D
yet he never scored.... this is so sad
gay
he was cool but he was cucked even in death by theon's better death scene
he bought time
If bran died early it was for nothing
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Can you get gray scale from giving head?
Beautiful, I want this framed and hanging on my wall.
He ran out to save his Khaleesi. A white knight till the very end.
RIP Ser Cuck, also known as Dr cuck from Resident Evil 6.
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> Don't bother
kino
Jorah and Theon literally died for nothing. Why did Theon even bother rushing the Knight King? He should have just stood there until Arya appeared.
But he was. In Jeor's memory, to guard the realms of men.
i legit thought he was take the spear out of his torso and stab the night king in the leg or something
but all the same nothing but respect for my eunuch
kek
The only character that had a decent farewell alongside Theon, not how they should be but fitting.
>Implying
>Not even a kiss from Dany
>Not even in the cheek
>Not even to the corpse
That bitch never deserved Jorah
not even the night king is this cold
RIP JOR
I think this shows why the show is so shit in comparison to the books.
Like..was there really any point in allowing him to survive the greyscale other than improving Sam's arc?
Jorah was too good for this show and too good for Danny. He never should have fallen in love with her.
>was there really any point in allowing him to survive the greyscale other than improving Sam's arc?
Dying in glory saving the queen you love is far better than dying of some disease off screen.
The gap between him and Dany acting skills is so evident... that cunt shitty overacting and his on point dramatic acting.
Proof that meisters are fags and Westeros is fucked in terms of knowledge diffusion. Seriously, a greyscale pandemia and this show ends.
>oh wow jorah, thanks for being in this field of freshly created zombies
>saving me one hundred times, you know what that means
>one coupon for a complimentary handy
>dies and passes to the friendzone above
what was the point of curing his greyscale just to kill him off later anyway?
i was also getting that impression this season, but if sansa is gonna be the head bitch in winterfell, she'll need some heirs. and unless DABID was going to reveal that ramsay only circumsized theon, that wasn't gonna happen.
And yet Ian constantly praises Emilia’s acting as amazing.
>girl power killed the night king
Jorah was one of several characters that lost its purpose once they ran out of canon. Like Tyrion, Varys, Theon and Arya. At least Jacquen was out of this shitfest.
It's a sad statement for what passes as 'men' these days that you all care nothing for his honor, for his valor, for his bravery. No, you pathetic half-men only care that he didn't fuck Dany.
This, not incels or even white knights, is what has brought our gender low.
True. That’s the only flaw in her and Theon being together. With all the shit Sansa has been through, it’s obvious she trusts literally no one outside of the Starks, with Theon and Tyrion being the only exception. And I don’t think she ever will really thrust any one when it comes to men. I guess Sana can have little dwarf babies now?
>reacting like this to jokes
Go back to plebbit you fag.
>This, not incels or even white knights, is what has brought our gender low
Oh fuck off. Where do you think you are?
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FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D FUCK D&D
WHY DIDNT FUCKING KILL BRIENNE OR GENDRY OR SANSA INSTEAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Berics death was better but Jorah is my favorite character and I'm proud of him.
what's wrong buddy, aren't your expectations subverted?
Really made you think Jon would get to him in time didn't they?