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8 seasons and we didn't even know what his tax plan looks like

Why didn't he just chuck a spear at Bran.

There's no way he could have wheeled away in time.

Good night...sweet prince

Yes we do and you're a mongo

The teleport sucked though. At least we have a new meme

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NANI!?

HOW CAN SHE MOVE SO FAST

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FUCKING BULLSHIT

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Was team NK from day 1

Someone post the comic of Arya stabbing him with the weapon made for her, where he stops the spear in his hand before it stabs him only for it to open and stab him

Joke of a villain

>missande and Grey worms relationship are now longer lasting than NK

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Did you even watch the last episode?

did you?

FUCK OFF DABID YOUR "HE JUST WANNA KILL ME" IS STUPID

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WHAT DOES THE KING OF DEATH SAY TO LITTLE TITTIE GOTH GF?

Literally blue Darth Maul

>nothing personel kiddo

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Now we'll never know his tax policy :^[

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uck this shit

SNEED

Rest in Popsticle Icy bro, humans were not ready to understand the dangers of climate change

unfortunately we know Griffiths.

>OOCHIE, RIGHT IN THE SNOWBALLS

I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE NIGHT KING
FUCK D&D FOR KILLING MY JORAH AND THERON (AND GHOST OFF SCREEN) AND THEIR STUPID BATTLE TACTICS

who?

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he was too pure for this world
anyone has his smug face after surviving the fire?

ok, im a retard, just saw it

What was he thinking about here, lads?

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Got fucking turned to ice cubes

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from the dusty mesa

why did fire not kill him but dragonglass did?

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He could have been a Targaryen. Not that it matters now. Can't expect this shit to make sense anymore.

damn it feels good to be a targaryen

he did the same thing at the tree before killing the old three eyed raven, I think he cools the air around him.

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the true redpill

I'm going to say this for the last time:

GoT isn't about defeating a major villain. It's about political games and intrigues.

Glad this ended quickly so we can have 3 more episodes of that.

PS: great battle though. Thanks, Sapochnik.

So he's just that cool.

Introducing magic and supernatural shit into this series was a mistake.
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When he killed Viserion last season he’s shown putting out the fire he walks through

Though this episode he walks past fire and nothing happens, so the hacks that directed this episode don’t care

>unironically using political intrigue
i srsly hope you pseuds don't still do this

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F, 8yrs of plot buildup to die like a retard, bravo dabid!

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thinking about thos beans

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Ghost is not dead. Nor is Raegal.

They were bio weapons created by the Children of the Forest to fight the first men. The Children lost control and ended up begging the first men for help. They are murder machines that will never stop, that's about it

That's hella gay

Not relevent

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WELL FUCK THEM FOR KILLING MY GUY JORAH AND THEON JUST LIKE THAT
WHY DIDNT THEY FUCKING KILL GENDRY OR BRIENNE

Oh you thought you'd get answers on the Night King?

Well you were right... right up until HBO offered more money and a spin off literally only about the Long Night.

Cut from GoT. And fuck all of you.

What about Podrick? We didn't see him again after the first wave.

he's rowing

Someone cap the part where he smirks and faceapp it
also
FROM THE DUSTY MESA

I feel like a retard for not realizing this

>Azor Ahai: Not needed

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fucking F mate

what a great fucking episode
what a great fucking show

are you guys serious? why do you think he was making eyes with Bran?

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Even fucking podrick is alive, he got into the castle and was killing hundreds of wights along side fucking brienne and jaime

well, there used to be.

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anyone got anons spoilers?

This episode convinced me to stop watching this trash.

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>This recipe looks great I can always trust /ck what could possibly go wrong..

I get madder everytime I think about this. She had NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

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get cucked white people, your king is dead

...Bran?

Why didn't the NK just
>stay far back, safe inside comfy fog
>every few minutes, ride his dragon to the frontlines
>resuscitate entire army (+ newly acquired dead)
>retreat back to comfy fog
>repeat until battle is won
????

F(ucking retard)

Yay for pussy power

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Close enough

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Imagine how fucking mad the spirits of those that made the prophecy of Azor Ahai/Prince that was promised are. Also does this show that the Lord of Light s a hack

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well that's the show explanation. its most likely going to be way more complicated in the books (that will never get finished)

>so we can have 3 more episodes of that.

Next episode will be mourning the dead, then you'll have a big battle in King's Landing.

Any political intrigue from Season 1 is long gone

>Lord of Light s a hack
The many faced god on the other hand...

>all those positive online reactions

how could they even finsih the first boring and lame season?

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Ladies and gentleman, Azor Ahai

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You can bury your sword in that ice queen and have it come out in flames

>the Lord of Light s a hack
Hes one of the only gods thats actually performed magic so far

BIG F now all we have to be afraid of is Cersei? Fucking please.

This show is going to have a happy ending isn't it? Now that Azor Ahai, prophesies, white walkers, children of the forest, night king, lore etc are thrown out the window.

F way too many deaths this weekend

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GoT stopped being about political intrigue as soon as they had mostly run out of book material and were forced to write their own. You can't have intrigue when the writing is godawful.

>Jon Snow NEVER got to fight the night king

Like what the shit

So I guess the Night King was a Targ since fire didn't do shit against him? Not that it even matters now, all the possible lore surrounding him ended up completely irrelevant.

Where were the White Walkers after the first long night? What were they doing for over 1000 years in the North. They were more than capable of acting at any other point.

Why the fuck did he even resurrect Jon if he was actually just pointless.

GUYS THE ICE ZOMBIE WHO RAISES THE DEAD IS COMING

WOMEN AND CHILDREN GET TO THE CRYPT

YOU'LL BE SAFE DOWN THERE

>introducing
Bruh there was magic in literally the first episode

D&D are just treating GoT like its capeshit. GRRM himself stopped watching the show, while watching other shows. If you want lore, wait until he finishes the book. Its taking ages, but at least it won't have Star Wars levels of writing.

Nobody gives a shit about the politics in this show. Everyone was watching because of the white walkers

that made no fucking sense since the north burns their dead

Jon was needed to convince Dany to support Winterfell, otherwise Azor Ahai (aka Arya) would have never made it to the Night King.

literally the first ever scene

what's even funnier is you know they still won't answer questions even in the spinoff

If the Starks were around for the first long night and the war against the others why would they build a crypt where they store all their dead right under their stronghold when their enemy could raise the dead at will?

the plot armor in this show is fucking disgusting

D&D forgot the north burns their dead

She could have just snuck up on him at any other time.

>thinking GRRM will finish the novels
we lad.

How were they beaten the first time?

That's how it goes in all Fantasy, the idea of a single super important person living through all of their crazy feats.

It was a Valyrian steel dagger, not dragonglass

we'll probably never find out, at least in the show. The whole concept of the army of the dead being forced to retreat rather than outright defeated during the first long night was so interesting but instead we get a goblin annihilating the entire army of the dead with a dagger

Savage move of Bran, not telling Theon to wait another minute. Then he'd still be alive.

they only go south in the ice age, so they have to wait until the next one.

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yeah sure, can't wait for all the genius intrigue and dialogue dabids can come up with, we all know that's they're strongest area and big action scenes is their weakest.

didn't watch. How was he killed?

Arya, who was last seen in a completely different area, teleported behind him and stabbed him while he was surrounded by mooks who had the entire place closed off.

Like while he's north of the wall? Or riding a dragon? Jon needed to partner with Dany, so that the Night King would get Viserion so that he could fly south and be at the godswood at that moment in time.

why introduce it at all then?

I'm salty that I didn't get my grey worm tracking shot that ends with his glorious death

Arya flashed her tits and the Night King decided its not worth the trouble and went home.

based

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I was rootin' for him

Watching my Game of Thrones fan friends watch Game of Thrones tonight.

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Rinse and repeat

Arya teleported behind him and stabbed him with a dagger

>Lyanna singlehandedly kills wight giant
>Arya singlehandedly kills Night King

What did Dabid and Dabid mean by that? And when is their Star Wars trilogy coming out?

Lyanna at least paid for it, she went out like a fucking champ even if it was fanservicey as hell.

Kinda wished the dead had defeated winterfel and marched south.
A few main characters could've escaped and ran for the lives, jon dany on the dragons, arya with clegane, maybe jaime and Sansa...
The point is, I wish that the dead were the final lasting enemy to be defeated, as it was promised in the first scene of the first episode of the first season.
It feels like Hermione had killed Voldemort in the 5th movie and we still had two movies to watch harry handle minor plots while the greatest threat has been resolved.

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Why did he have to be at the battle in the first place? Why not just stay in the north commanding his zombie hivemind so far away nobody can do anything. Does he have a zombie mind control broadcast range?

Underrated

>Like while he's north of the wall?
Why not? If she can sneak up on him when he's surrounded by his commanders and his army she could do the same think when he's walking through a forest some time.

This Arya didn't earn shit.

>Hardhome's really eerie shot of the white walkers on the cliff
>oh boy can't wait to see them do something in the battle of winterfell!
oh well

>arya gets to have her revenge on the people that murdered her family
>she also gets to do finish jon and bran's battle for them
fuck off

Cersei has always been the true final boss. A race of ice people who can't even communicate with our heroes aren't that interesting.

from hardhome to this
why are we still here? just to suffer?

>one giant
>no mammoths

kek

Very poetic how D&D used Arya to symbolically shatter the entire lore and mythology of GRRM's world.

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>goblin jumps at night king
>does her stupid dumbo dagger drop
>stabs night king
>he looks down and then looks at arya with that shit eating grin
>crushes arya's neck and drops her
>turns to brando
>time to enter the mind palace

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Why are his eyes so close together

>GoT isn't about defeating a major villain. It's about political games and intrigues.
That's stupid

Beat me to it

>arya singlehandedly saved the world
sit the fuck down jon

Was that dagger even Valyrian steel? I thought she gave Littlefinger's dagger to Sansa.

I'm fucking mad greyworm didn't die a heroic death since they fucking foreshadowed it. I thought he was the one who is going to sacrifice himself to light the fire trenches..
Fucking d&d killed jorah and theon but not brienne or greyworm or sansah or podrick

except the NK is something they made up, he won't even be in the books

>literally 90 minutes of shakey cam CGI action
>one major character death
>aria does the rey "dropped muh lightsaber" move
>everyone is supposed to be hyped for the ending
>you need to adjust the contrast on your TV to even see this episode
this is absolutely the worst show i've ever followed.

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8 or less fucking characters were the only ones we saw fighting the last 40 minutes, killing thousands of wights and getting swarmed yet not stabbed even once.

Yeah, but in killing the Night King, Arya literally killed ALL of the Others and wights.

On their defence, they already established that the night king was the first white walker who supposedly turned all the others into white walkers(before the writing went to real shit)

>have sex incel
is this supposed to be an insult? im not even an incel but all one would have to say is “Lol no” and their argument is deflated.
some people dont feel like having sex. ok back to got. rant over.

whole battle felt like ang lee's hulk. here's to hoping king's landing wont be so fucking dark.

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>biggest battle in the show
>also the worst
disappointing resolution aside, this battle absolutely pales in comparison to hardhome, battle of the bastards and the goldroad

This made me fucking kek cause I literally adjusted my monitor contrast this episode

Still sucks. If someone kills my mother, I don't die. I know it's magic, but I wish the tist was that the White Walkers continue to exist even if the Night King is killed. It would have been more exciting, than simply everyone exloding at once. Then they could go and fight the white walkers one by one until they are all dead.

and blackwater

Fuck dnd

Ooops sorry, no more budget just 3 more episodes and only 8 or less people left fighting - Dabid
I was expecting many certain scenes i am disappointed, i too wanted to see all of the valyrian steel holders to fight white walkers with brienne or jaime dying but noooooooooo

twitter faggots are already dismissing people who didn't like it as people who hated TLJ

the cycle continues

The final boss is Daenerys

it's terrible. the episode is so fucking dark yet nothing "dark" happens. they just made it hard to see because 90% of this shit was either literally nobody's dying or CG dragon fights. one of the biggest shits ive ever seen

the scene with the warged crows flying was laughable, couldn't make out anything

>nobody fights a white walker one on one
>nobody fights the night king one on one
>No One shatters an entire race

BRABO DABID

This show was better when Tywin and Ned were both alive

what the fuck did they do anyway? YEAH BIRDS

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He tried to kill autism for us, but even that was too powerful for Death.

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seriously though what did he want guys?
Brans pimped out wooden wheels?

I think that part was just Bran baiting the NK

I'm seriously fucking mad. I wanted everyone important to die, and all that's left are minor lords and shit, and it becomes clear the kingdom is going to just going to fall back into fighting over the throne.

now that would've been kino

>why is my weapon a rolling pin?

>political intrigue
Maybe in the first season, perhaps the first three.

the elder scrolls told of his return

They used it to signal that the night king arrived at Winterfell!

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I'm going to talk from a reasonable perspective

GRRM's Game of thrones is a mess. He is going through the same problems HBO is going through. The plot is great for the first half but GRRM goes in circles later on. He can't write everything out and things don't even fit together. Imagine actually going through all of Danny across the water scenes and tying that to a fleshed out white walkers.

The story itself has these same problems of character bloat, storyline bloat, and a mix of crazy evil army to the north mixed with 4 other big plots.

There's literally no way to reasonably portray all of this, while creating interesting white walker lore and cover everything else.

Even with all these seasons and episodes they still had to basically do time warps to make it semi-functional.

This is not HBOs fault exactly. GRRMs inability to write the later half of the series is because of the same thing. He created all these loose ends with big foreshadowing and just kept adding more and more.

If you want a fleshed out white walkers scenario it would require another season on top of this one to do.

The source material is half the problem.

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Used teleportation. Whole armies, navies have been doing it so an assassin can too. Question is why bother with the whole big fight when you can just setup a trap assassination plot. They knew the night king would personally come to kill bran so why bother defending him you just have to setup an multiple small ambushes.

Establishing a republic with a reasonable consistution

they could've gotten a writer's room together and hashed out the story. there was opportunity to clean up grrm's story and make it even better but they last jedi'ed it instead.

He knew he was about to get axed by Arya. He took his sweet ass time purposely

But Valyrian steel gets it's properties from dragon fire, that's literally the only thing different between it and regular steel.

There was way too much plot and endless character bloat to clean it up

They went for cinematics of undead army and some characters fighting. Creating a legit narrative for the night king would have been retarded

What else do you do besides big armies fight? Why would the night king even come to the battlefield instead of sending endless hoards?

I predict cleganebowl will be the last major fight or fans will riot.

grrm wanted 13 seasons, not 8

The northern people burn their dead for that very reason. Apparently someone forgot.

Arya is Krishna

That god it was only 8, i couldn't imagine having to sit through 5 more seasons of garbage filler just to have the same shit outcome in the end.

Anyway why did they swap out this based Chad night king for the retarded looking guy between Season 5 and 6?

No particular reason. Dead end plot. Failed world building. So on and so forth. Arya solves all your problems why bother throwing armies to just die when you could just set things up to assassinate the night king with super effective assassin magic.

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>yeez thats what the fucking prequel is for. god so many idiots in these comments

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one of the most badass villians ever created, raises the fucking dead, has endless hordes and a dragon, gets fuckin killed by a tranny that managed to weave her way through his entire army

Yeah I can't wait for the prequel knowing that the big bad will end up being a +1 to bongland's knife crime statistics

Let them. It creates more dissillusionment which is good

Fuck, you're sad.

>AH SO THAT WAS THE PUNCHLINE LOL

But it was also in the books.

WTF what was the fucking point was he just a big bad evil & to bait you to reading the books WTF Is the point of all the magic the prophecy the mystery when he was just bad bad evil to keep danny from just rolling over the 7 kingdoms FUCK THIS TRASH

I hate that the white walkers were supposed to be this apocalypse. The last time they came and fucked shit up for a at least a couple of decades. Imagine staying 60 years in complete darkness and having to fight against an ever growing zombie horde while your medieval food production all based on farming is completely fucked due to no sunlight. Remember when theh said the long night was a global event?

Well, at least the book will have the opportunity to make that happen

FRRRRRRRRRRROSTYYYYYYYYY

constructing a decent tax policy

13 seasons is ludicrous. Actor contracts etc.

>This episode convinced me to stop watching this trash.
See you next week.

If they had ample time they woulda made them weak-ish in combat but like a withering blizzard that just fucks up westeros.

there hasnt been any for almost half the shows existence, how the fuck are you kidding

arya still had cum leaking out of her

The prince that was promised was actually the kid in her.

is this real life? Pls be bait