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/got/ - S8E3 live discussion
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lol no one gives a fuck
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM
does anyone have link for a live stream?
this
>NK killed by Arya
>Azor Ahai prophecy is meaningless
Woah such good writing.
3 fookin minutes
fuck off!
give live stream to euroanons
just poke this nigga in the throat lmfao
Go fuck your mother
kill yourself faggot!!
kill your self niggeer
just went live on hbo now
EPISODE IS LIVE ON HBONOW
holy shit really
this is gonna be hilarious
Welp, this shit show is about to start. Got my fucking scotch ready. Fuck David and Dan.
>Post yfw they actually have Arya YASSS QUEEN SLAAAY the Night King.
3 minutes ITS HAPPENING BASEDNESS INTESEFIES AAREREEEERTYYY
Does the night king respawn or not? Some say Arya kills him, other say he jumps out of a lake
WATCHMEN Series will be the next great thing ruined by SJW writing
If Cersei is the endgame then Jaime gets the most relevant kill, right?
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Sticky it Janny you silly fuck.
>septem.club
thx bro
the more i think about that prophecy and everybody dying for it being meaningless the more im starting to like it desu
only Azor Jaime will be able to finally defeat the night's king
>OY
Here you go fags
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Who cares, Watchmen was already ruined by zack snyder.
Is this the episode normies realize D&D are brainlet hacks
>be night king
>unstoppable force of nature
>spend thousands of years gathering my army to invade westeros and kill the filthy human degenerates
>finally kill that oldfuck 3eyed raven
>brand some retard so i can follow him and kill him next
>bait more retards so i can get an undead dragon
>get undead dragon and destroy the wall
>begin to fulfill my destiny of cleansing the world of the human shits
>reach winterfell
>my army stomps the retards
>they are literally standing outside waiting to die
>decide to go with my top lads to kill the retard from the cave
>jon snow tries to fight me
>BTFO
>some retard gets in my way
>BTFO
>about to kill the retard
>suddenly a goblin jumps at me from behind
>grab her by the neck
>she does an anime trick and stabs me in the chest
>realize it's valyrian steel
>realize i just got owned by a little goblin
>realize im fucked
>mfw
IT'S TIME
START THE DAMN SHOW BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
I hope there's a miscommunication in the leaks and the NK severely injures Arya. She became such a shit character.
Please tell me this is possible.
ITS OUT
DOES ARYA KILLS THE NIGHT KING OR NOT??????????????
>DUDE LESBIAN TAXES
What the fuck is this shit
SHHHHHH IT'S STARTING
>no Cersei in this episode
Its shit.
Hound kills most nights!
hope this disgusting goblin dies this ep.
kek
BASED ON A (((TRUE))) STORY
FUTURE
U
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Game of Thrones? More like Game of Bones!
No. They will applaud the fucking terrible writing. The Burlington Bar reaction video will be even more cringe than usual.
nah, as far as capeshit goes, WATCHMEN is the only good capeshit, ever.
man they are really drawing out the commercials for shit I don't give a shit about.
WATCH THE SHOW AND FIND OUT.
she's a dried up old cunt anyway. everyone knows she's done
Lindelof's Watchmen looks like utter trash
PSSST NK
she's the yas queen character that can fight better than all of the men
not happening buddy
WHAT DOES THE PREVIEW FOR EPISODE 4 SHOWWWWWWW
Why are the episodes always late? This whole season has been a time waster.
>LETS SEE TWITTER CUMING WITH AYRA KILLING THE NK
She was better in Dredd
haha lol
damn it why isnt it up on crave yet??
fuck this bullshit paid service
I'm not ready for Jorah to die, bros.
I don't care what his politics are, Lindelof is shit
>no sticky
Yet we're wasting our time watching it.
>millenary threat ended by some character whose skill was built up in fucking months, while some knights train years to become fookin legends
>ultimate threat is a batshit insane wehmen with no real motivation or power to oppose a real threat
fuck this gay earth, gurrm better release the last books so we can get a proper ending
More like Lame of Groans
Sam shitting himself already, the fucking big heap of wobbling blubber
JUST HOW LONG ARE HEY GOING TO ADVERTISE THEIR SHITTY SHOWS.,HOW LONG ARE THESE FUCKING ADS ON FOR!!!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ON WITH IT
Is this legit???
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKK ITS REAL
Sticky when mods
Fucking serious, another filler episode
um bros? game of thrones is on.
Funnest chat + watch link
LEAVE SAM ALONE YOU BASTARDS
I want to go to bed when i finish my dinner. Is this episode worth staying up to watch?
What would sex with Lyanna feel like?
God I fucking hate Arya. I hope she gets entirely btfo
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA
How long is this episode? is one of the long ones?
>Carice is in the credits
OHH FU
based its on that fucking based
JUST
Arya killing NK has to be the biggest DABID moment of the entire show.
AZOR FUCKING JAIME
We already know how it ends, fuck D&D!
SANSA IS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY SHIT
TIME TO CRINGE LADS
Why is Sam still fat
Snyder's take on the book was trash and somehow HBO let Lindelof do it even worse.
>Siege
>Send out your army to fight
thank you
sam is scared XDD
>mel
fuck ooooofffffffffff
show him exploding dumb cunt
webm?
>2 /got/ threads
Double the shitpost lads
No point watching any further now we know there's no cleganebowl
THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
you're not wrong there. and northampton is a fucking shithole as well. she's done ok.
DROPPED
AZOR ED
THEY REMEMBED GHOST!
Fucking reminder that they're just ripping off Attack on Titan.
>ancient evil (Great Other) is imprisoned inside Winterfell soon to be freed
>night king is after the bearers of humanitys true origins and memories
Both the exact same 2 plot points as cuckime.. jesus D&D
What the fuck happened to ghost?
Disappointing. Just like her face when she was finally revealed.
>it's safe in the crypts!
>666
Based.
why hold out a siege when your enemy can literally wait forever
it's so fucking dark
FUCK LYANNA MORMOTN
MELISANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE
Is Lindelof even an SJW?
So Melly is back this episode
60 minutes.
He's taken advantage of some great rebates for his tax bracket. Being a government worker really helps out getting onto government programs.
>Lyanna giving orders
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSs
>le one take me
It's become unimpressive lately
OI
So far I enjoy the tone
8 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSS
YAAAAAAS RHLLOR SLAAAAYY
>longest battle sequence ever
>based Miguel Sapochnik
>great action
>ruined by having Arya kill the NK
Bravo D&D
I'd like to
Damn I wish I could grow a giant to with big red leaves like that big Winterfell tree
IT'S FUCKING TRUE HAHAHAHA
I miss Osha.
THOUGHTS ON CERSEI?
THOUGHTS ON CERSEI?
THOUGHTS ON CERSEI?
yikes
Bran better Worg into someone
is this actually gonna happen? please tell me there has been some misunderstanding with the leaks
please
hbo now down for anyone else?
CLOSE THE GATES!!
Turn your brightness up
AND YOU GRT A FLAMING SWORD
AND YOU GET A FLAMING SWORD
ULTIMATE VILLAN OF THE SERIES
Literally saved by a little gnome...
I've been out of Yea Forums for a few days, do we have confirmed spoilers?
THEY BETTER NOT KILL ARE DAVOS
Anime as fuck. I'm fucking dying.
where do you fags stream this
lmao
HOLY FUCK STANNIS IS BACK
Kino is back on the menu bois
HBO NOW IS CRASHING NOOOOOOO
Does any of the dragons die?
NOBODY
IS
WEARING
HELMETS
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Just skipped straight to the end folks, it's true.
>Arya jumps and attacks NK from behind, gets grabbed, but stabs him anyway
>He shatters, alongside all the other White Walkers, and then Viserion collapses
>Then all the Wights fall
>next ep trailer
>DANY: We have won the great war, now we will win the last war. We will rip her out root and stem.
>all about fighting Cersei
Arya kills night king
When did you realize that Night Watch is literally Incel brigade?
LMAO
Watch someone farts to break the tension
>+20 fire buff
BLESSED MELLY
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
S T A N N I S
its so fucking dark I cant see shit
Any stream links? Poor fag here.
im killing myself
What is happening here!?
Old day long pal, Meli dies, Arya kills the NK
FUCKING END ME
nononononononononononono
Women don't wear helmets, tho men do. Based, LMAO
Aoe fire buff
CRINGE
LIGHT SOME FIRES YOU IDIOTS
season 2
THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
>This is the last time EVER we will hear the Stannis theme
FINAL VILLAIN
...
Aw, the one where he went to kings landing was fake? I liked that
NOW
Proper lighting isn’t included in the budget?
BRAVO VINCE
Muh nigga Ghost on the front lines
>GHOST
Holy fucking shit, I'm done, i'm not watching this garbage anymore.
>cirse was the bad guy all along
lmao fuck the white walters
OMG SHE SET THEIR SWORDS ON FIRE
You know it doesn't look that cold
5 minutes in and NOTHING HAS FUCKING HAPPENED
>battle at night with everyone wearing black
WOW AND WHAT A SURPRISE ITS DARK AS SHIT
FUCK OFF HBO
my free stream is going strong
LA GOBLINA IS LITERALLY THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER LOL
END IT ALL
PLEASE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD
BESTED IN 30 SECONDS
meltdown has begun?
AAAAH FUCK THIS GAY SHITFEST, FUCK DND. I MIGHT TRAVEL TO US TO FUCKING KILL THEM BOTH AAAAAH
lmao as if the dothraki wouldn't go straight back to essos
>Game of Thrones S08E03 1080p WEB H264-MEMENTO
*APPLAUDS*
Boring final boss
fuck this show is so bad
STANNIS APPROACHES
Ded show ded thread
KILL ME LADS
Melly role supposed to be lady stoneheart?
>YFW
WHAT THE FUCK ITS SO DARK
TURN ON SOME BONFIRES
SIE SIND DIE ESSEN
UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
Man ghost is small. I mean probably smaller than my Great Dane
>mfw
>ill be dead before the dawn
no no no nooo NOOOOOOOOOOO
IM FUCKING SHIVERING BROS AAAHHHHHH
WHY DOES MELISANDRE LOOK SO SHIT?
mommy is back
>the ultimate ice zombie villains hyped up from the beginning of the series are finished in episode 3 of the final season
Oh thank fuck don't worry guys, we've got sansa on the cross bow
USELESS ARABS
>i'll be dead before the dawn
what a waste of tits
HAPPENING
This cringe. You almost can touch it
YASSS KWEEEN
BASED MELLY SANDERS
what the fuck is even happening
WHY DOESNT JON MARRY MEL LMAO
Looks like she had plastic surgery.
Also how dead is ghost?
the scene that saves /got/
>Ghost literally in the front of the entire army
fuck off D&D, fuck you for killing Ghost
quick rundown?
Wow bullshit
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
ALL THEIR FUCKING SWORDS
FUCK D&D
Based Wonen and foreigners save the day, fuck white people
FIRESTARTER
WICKED FIRESTARTED
Why spend 8 years building this great war up only to fuck it up this badly?
TASTELESS IM GETTING NERD CHILLS
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CHARGING AND NOT WAITING FOR THE ICE DUDES TO ADVANCE?
I have documents that shows that Brie Larson is a descendent of none other than jewish marxist Leon Trotsky. This explains a lot on why she is so far left and spreads propaganda against white heritage and against males. She said that she did not want white men. This is the definition of racism, although I don’t like that term because her ancestor Trotsky invented that term to smear his opponents but by the dictionary definition it is "racist".
Do not watch Endgame because she is in it and you don't want to give them money because when you do that you will support Brie Larson and they will think we want more of her.
You cannot trust a word she says.
In a unrelated note she is not even attractive as everyone says she is just ok.
>have a castle and siege gear
>Sally forth to meet your own projectiles
Who wrote this shit?
Entire show ruined in one scene. Wow.
Please these have to be Fucking fake! Nobody had Fucking saw this yet!
What the FUCK is going on right now!? WHAT THE FUCK!!
wait
the Dothraki were going to fight without using dragon glass?
why are they in the front lines?
23 years of building up for that.
why is Meli even here
Mikasa is...
>You saying.....we kangs of the north and shieeet
Can somebody explain to me what is happening here? I'm watching Game of Thrones on official HBO GO app in Serbia and i have noticed a irregularity in runtimes there compared with times on IMDB and POLYGON. Links and pictures included.
polygon.com
imdb.com
imdb.com
hbogo.rs - HBO GO SERBIA
I'm beyond disappointed, I feel like something inside me has died
Any other good "Icy villain" stories out there? This terrible shit with Cersei at the end had to have come from the fat man himself.
I missed Melisandre tbqh
fucking hell lads
please just tell me arya at least dies to cersei or something
>Beric had to soak a sword in his blood for it to light
>now this
LMAO. Great plan.
Arya killing the guy that's been built up for 8 seasons with her dropping-the-knife-in-the-other-hand trick
8 YEARS
8 YEARS FOR THIS SHIT
OMG FIRE SWORDS
BRAVO D&D
AZOR CERSEI
AZOR CERSEI
AZOR CERSEI
DABID
FLAMING
SWORDS
DABID
mindblowing how you turdbrains willingly submit yourself to this subliminal satanic programming
but tl;dr
Why did the Dothraki charge
and FUCK D&D FOR KILLING GHOST
WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS
WHY DIDNT SHE DO THIS FOR STANNIS
OPEN THE GATES
DUDE FIRE LMAO
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT
fuck YEAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHH
WTF is this horseshit
>low effort shitpost leaks turn out to be better written than the show
Thanks to Mel we can finally see a little
Someone tell me what happens to the NK, I want to spoil some people
You talking about GoT or Maisie?
EVERYONE IS AZOR AHAI
it's now 82 minutes, apparently the initial announcements were wrong?
And then all the horses threw their riders off
Also tell them to raise their swords
>Proceeds to whisper it
>Entire army raises their swords
will she throw fiireballs at them?
WHAT IF THE REAL AZOR AHAI WAS THE FRIENDS WE MAKE ALONG THE WAY
AKA LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYBODY
DOES GHOST OR ANY OF THE DRSGONS DIE
there go the dothraki. they're done.
I'm actually pretty locked in, they're doing a good job so far. Pity about 5-7.
WHY DIDN'T SHE GIVE STANNIS' ARMY A FIRE ENCHANTMENT BUFF WTF
Can you actually see anything or will I be wasting my time watching amorphous shadows on the screen?
AHOR DOTHRAKI
AZOR MELISANDRE
wins and enacts a progressive tax policy across westeros
Epic charge bro
holy fuck what a joke of a show.
PLEASE LET GHOST COME BACK PLEASE!!!!! ALL THE OTHERS CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE
DUDE WHAT IF WE JUST CHARGED INTO AN UNDEAD ARMY FROM A MUCH MORE DEFENSIBLE POSITION LMAO
>ILL BE DEAD BEFORE THE DAWN
FORESHADOWING
here's your Azor Ahai tonight
>melly gives the goblin a stare
wow great foreshadowing, bravo dabid
LMAO FUCK STANNIS
It's true, isn't it?
This episode is going to trigger so many people. AND IM GOING TO LIVE FOR IT! HAHAHA!
so now they just wait until dawn with their swords on fire?
ED MY BOY!!!!!
>azor arya confirmed
nepotism and kikery > talent
that's all
scroll up for screen shots
Arya kills him
Unironically because D&D loathed Stannis
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
IS THIS ALL DABIDS HANDS CAN WRITE?
New thread
>focus on Arya
Confirmed Arya for Azor Ahai
Cavalry wiped, it’s over
So what the FUCK happens in the next 3 episodes?
>a charge
Fuck D&D
for headpats
Music and costumes are the only good thing left in the show
Was bobby b wrong about the dothraki being dangerous on an open field?
Beta men Jon and Jaime had to be saved by a little girl. LFMAO
ghost just died
Rip Dothraki I guess, cool scene tho
>light cavalry charges ahead of infantry
ghost was so fucking wasted
Foreshadowing requires subtley. That wasn't subtle. She's dead.
MEL JUST CONFIRMED IT IS ARYA AZOR
THE LEAKS ARE TRUE
DOGSHIT FUCKING SHOW
I'm not believing this happened until I watch it. I'm basically saying this was Fucking photoshopped!
>That fucking cringy hamfisted foreshadowing
Ye i'm fucking done with this show fuck you all.
White people get a big penalty to fire magic. Only based yaaaassss queen minorities and their allies can get magic fire swords en masse.
the real azor ahai was in all of us all along
>putting your seige equipment FIRST outside of your castle walls
Why
>random silhouettes in the dark slashing at each other for 80 minutes
...
WHY CHARGE INTO YOUR OWN SIEGE LINES, WHY DONT THEY HAVE ARCHERS
WHAT KIND OF STRATEGY IS THIS SHIT
Why aren't the dragons helping
>ghost and jorah charging together
that's pretty bad ass
>54
>58
That’s wrong. That number includes a recap for the previous episode or something like that. I think that number is for american hbo which includes that.
MAN IF ONLY WE HAD WALLS OR A CASTLE TO USE AS A DEFENCE
Lol what the fuck was that
>you now realize all the dothraki are sallying forth in an idiotic suicidal charge so we can gloss over that Dany's conquering armor was full of raping slave happy barbarians
I knew it was happening. Can't have any consequences
starting now
twitch.tv
stars hide your fires
LMAO JUST LMAO
Why not just use these dragons in the first place before they were directly engaged with troops
Why the FUCK would you charge in your horses like that?
Roommate of best girl Sasha
CEASE FIRE
>charging with your cavalry in the BEGINNING
DO THESE FUCKERS KNOW HOW TO FIGHT MEDIEVAL WARFARE?!
HAHAHAHHAA DUDE DRAGONS LMAP
Great now the NK has an undead Dothraki army
Viserion didn't fly so good
>biggest battle
>pitch black
Why can't kikes let us have ONE nice thing?
Am I ahead of you fags? I just saw STAND YOUR GROUUUUND. Anyone else see this?
why are the dothraki even fighting for Dany
Ok that bit with the lights going out was sick ngl
Can someone tell me why D&D wasted 8 years of build for an Arya fucking backstab?
yes.... send in the arabs first
DAVED AND DABIN SAY YES
GURM should choke on queso
are they trying to just kill off the dothraki or something
>A DOTHRAKI ARMY NED!
gets btfo in 20 seconds.
>Throw all the brown people in first as human shields.
HERE COMES SINDRAGOSA
>GHOST
>JORAH
PRESS F
ON AN OPEN FIELD!
>send your cavalry in first
>just stand back and watch while they're all slaughtered
What a brilliant strategy, they're sure to win
> fighting something you cant even see
If you're on time the dragons just stopped attacking.
Bwahahahaha, what the actual fuck.
Does that mean AoT version of goblin Arya (Gabi) will kill final boss (Eren? Or whoever it will be)
F FOR EDD
Lyanna Mormont is a little bitch and needs all of her holes raped
>Stick em with the pointy end.
YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
B T F O
kek even resetard hates this
>dothrakis died in seconds
>jorah did nothing
Kino
>Sending the Dothraki out first alone and unsupported to die and attack their own army once they become wights.
I guess that solves the question of what they'll do after the war
Nothing
The Night King needs sustenance.
Okay, I'm good. Thanks.
Suffer, mortals, as your pathetic magic betrays you!
>dothraki didn't stand a fucking chance
jesus h christ
I CANNOT SEE SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That entire scene was set up just for that setpiece, it makes absolutely no fucking sense strategicially, every one of these fucking idiots deserve to die
Best battle scene ever was in our imagination all along
300 did it better.
We're rooting for the Night King at this point, right?
>LITERALLY AN UNSTOPPABLE WAVE
Can't wait for this battle to get the Basedagrim seal of approval
Let's charge into the dark lmao. We don't need to see our enemy or anything
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
WORLD WAR Z
>WORLD WAR Z
SAM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
perhaps the true final battle was sticking with this shit all along
Edd's dead, baby
Can't even see the dead in order to save money. Holy shit.
This. AZOR BLACK SCREEN
cute!
EDD IS FUCKING DEAD
why the fuck is the episode so dark. LIKE I CAN'T SEE WHATS HAPPENING.
RIP Edd. Shitty, generic way for him to die though
>rooting for a dead guy
Literally can't see anything. Terribly editting and ITS FUCKING PITCH BLACK
Is that fucking armpit hair lmao
hahahaha retarded fucking dragons bonking into eachother
Why couldn't they fly on the dragons before WW started to eat soldiers?
GHIDORAH!
>not having your dragons pearched on top of the castle breathing fire against a CHARGING UNDEAD
DO THESE FUCKERS KNOW WARFARE?!
So they don't have to worry about CGI/costumes
why didnt they start with the dragons holy fuck
THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
we've been rooting for him since s7
Snow Storm niggas
Lads please tell me USA ads are same length as UKs I dont want to be delayed
FALL BACK I FORGOT WE HAD A FUCKING CASTLE
>fire swords when fire arrows would have been much more effective...
Did you know there's a skeleton inside you right now?
>fucking hours of episodes wasted on the Dothraki shit
>they're completely useless in the end
FOR FUCK SAKE STICK THEM WITH THE POINTY END
the humans has no chance
There's no ads on hbo, eurofag.
There are no ads in the US.
imagine being the defenders but sending your cavalry to charge at enemy infantry, instead of waiting for the enemy to come to you and flanking them, lmao
I'd stick her with my pointy end if you catch my drift
>if we film it in pitch black we'll save money
Rip the guy who saved Sam
This is the worst episode of Walking Dead so far. They've been retarded before, but this is ridiculous. Good thing Rick isn't alive to see this.
GHOT IS FUCKING DEAD? I TAKE IT BACK NO NO NO NO
What the hell is this?
HAhahahaha
>Brienne continuing her shitty screaming
she makes the same sounds when she fights that she made when people were trying to rape her
NNNNOOOOO EEEEEDDDDD
yeah shits fucked up there
Well Sam is a GRRM self insert and he's a draft dodger so I guess that makes sense
Arya will save everyone. Also it's hilarious that even she didn't go to the battlefield but tiny Lyanna did.
Using a castle to keep off an army? What kind of crazy out of the box thinking are you proposing?!
By GAWD that fat man ran like a scalded dog.
no
apparently. jesus.
Imagine being this retarded, it's amazing you can form a coherent sentence
Am i blind or something i cant see shit save for the bit of blue that im assuming is the NKs head
Wow everyone’s getting fucked, I wonder what plot convienince will help them win
since when did the night King control snow
The action is fucking terrible.
> two of the most powerful creatures in the world are defeated by a New England Nor'Easter
>homeboy gets killed
>run from the nigga who did it like a little bitch
YOU AINT FIT FOR THESE COLORS CUH
YOU AINT DOWN FOR THIS LYFE BLOOD
>*bonk*
this is already one of the worst episodes of all time
why didn't they just hide in the castle and have the 2 dragons spray fire in circles around it?
He controls winter
this fucking episode looks like a bad cam
He didn't fly so good
At least give the Unsullied some courtesy flares
he's been able to conjure storms since we first saw him
>opening the gates as an army of the undead begin to swarm your castle
We're rooting for the walkers at this point, right?
I could have designed a better strategy and I don't know the first thing about war.
When was he ever not a snivelling coward?
Way to stand your ground lmao
he is the winter
Man Edd made it eight seasons.
I can't believe the Night King won the throne bowl.
Sallying out against an enemy with superior numbers and a full intention to assault your keep is quite possibly the dumbest idea in all of warfare
Oh, Lyanna wasn't on the battlefield after all. Good then, they didn't lose their minds completely
>have a huge ass castle
>actually meeting the undead on a field
>knowing all they do is charge
>not taking a high ground
>not creating vats of oil and fire
>no tar traps
Who the hell strategized this defense?
>little girl was in charge of the gate
for fucks sake
>unsullied making last stand to stop a retreat that no one needed to fucking make if they'd just held the castle from the start
god fucking damn it you shitters
Rip Brienne
Melly gonna cast fireballs
FAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOR!
Not even my animays are this retarded
CANT SEE SHIT
Can't even enjoy shitposting because of stupid shit delay
The cockless unsullied are the chaddest men in Winterfell
Set two sticks on fire and spin in a circle would have been a better plan than the shit they pulled.
Just make this a fucking sticky already mods, jesus christ
>letting all the minorities die first
I dont' know whether to laugh or cringe
I've only played a dozen or so hours of Total War and I am 1000% confident I could have devised a better strategy than this
Looooooooooooooooool greyworm cucked his own men
Absolute lad Jon snow
Yeah. YAAAAS KING. SLAAAAY
Why did they put the girl from Stranger Things in charge of the fucking gates?
Is this 240p?
Why didn't they cover the perimeter of winterfell with pitch?
I like how they have to make sure The Hound knows who saved him. What a shitty trope.
Why the fuck they didn't used the fire wall from the beginning?
Why the fuck there isn't a dragon at the castle door burning zombies?
it is obvious to protect the superior race
Couldn't D&D have consulted war strategists or something for such a climactic battle? Everything about this is just laughably retarded
>There plan was literately the south park one of send out all the darkies first.
Winter is cumming all over these bitches.
You can play any other vidya for like 10 min to realize that you don't charge when you defend a point
Westeros is for whites
i can barely tell the difference between Tormund scenes and fucking sandor scenes
how the fuck are we going to know if anyone is dying that we care about
>caring about any of them at this point
What kind of a retard stops for a full few seconds in the middle of a battle?
So Arya became a master assassin, best swordsman on earth, a gymnast and an expert marksman within a year? Holy shit can wonen do this in real life and we are holding them back?
>If we were out there we might see something they dont
You're right Tirion, you might glean that you have every defensive advantage like a FUCKING CASTLE.
>>There plan was literately the south park one of send out all the darkies first.
Oh hamburgers!
>sheeeeit
Gotta weed out all the unnecessary people and armies over any internal logic or strategy
They could read beginning of Art of War at least
at the end when they skim over the piles of dead bodies
>Tyrion deviced a great strategy to protect King's landing
>This time he just went to drink and chill to the crypts lmaoo
The White Walkers deserve to win after this joke of a "defense", fuck whatever deus ex machina they pull out of there ass to win
>Women and beta males in the crypt gossiping.
>melisanders about to save the trench
god damn it, don't let best girl die now
Again women save the stupid men.
Who the fuck wrote this battle and choreographed it?
This is just laughably bad
>no flaming archers behind sphere men
>no huge walls with holes in them
>not fighting with the dragons
>HURR GANDALF MAGIC WOMAN FIREBLAST!!!
>let everyone there die first
melisandre op
Dont need a white manlet we have lyanna and brienne and mel
For fucks sake, shouldn't fire be the easiest spell to cast for her?
Lord of Light is a fucking troll.
wtf bran is just gonna bail on everyone?
Do the guys that die not come back as wights anymore?
Otherwise they are literally giving their troops to the other side
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR FUCK SAKE, WHY LET ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIE
Music is too good for these cringe scenes
>starting a fire is a critical part of the plan
>you just left it up to a few guys with fire arrows all the way up in the ramparts
She's a priest not a mage. She has to beg the lord of light for his aide.
Nice joke Varys xdddd
Meli just orgasmed from that.
They are waiting for the fire to burn out now. It only buys a lull in the battle
it baffles me how they thought it would be a good idea to lose thousands of men first by sending them straight to the enemy, instead of just setting up the fucking fire gate first
THE DRAGONS WERE SUPPOSED TO DO IT BUT THE DRAGONRIDERS COULDN'T SEE!
arya
>lyanna fighting
>tyrion not
>letting anyone hide from the fucking undead apocalypse
Why cant the night king and his bois put out the fire with the snow storm thing
Gotta shit on Tyrion as much as possible before the series ends!
This is the worst writing I've seen in tv series in a long fucking time.
That’s what I’d be doing my nigga. Crack a steel reserve and kick back
>not luring the opposing army into a flaming perimeter and having the dragons incinerate them when trapped
Where is the ice dragon?
>trusting Danny to get things done
>ever
Dude, like who cares just enjoy the epicness lmao whoa magic fire haha
lets stop the battle so we can chat some shit and set up endings for storylines
>they literally put Zhuge Liang away from battle
They deserve to all die
Gee, half man. Maybe you should have mentioned not to put your best fighters in the first wave in an open field when you have a fucking castle. Maybe also tell them not to fly their powerful fire tank dragons so far out in the middle of a magic blizzard.
no budget
Even she will run away from you.
gh-ghost isn't dead r-right bros?
So did Dragongirl like... lose like the majority of her forces in that battle?
wtf is that fucking music are we still in fucking medieval times
Lol what a bitch Sansa is
hahaha lmao woah dragons and shit
The dragonriders of Pern have it all over these moron ones.
And the other dragon?
>your dick was beautiful Theon
Why doesn't the night king just javelin the fuck out of the two remaining dragons? He had no problem killing the first from a mile away.
Tyrion not fighting makes sense, Lyanna fighting doesn't. Also Tyrion should have made a good strategy but whatever
Sauce?
Yes. She dragged all those poor fuckers across the sea just to have them die in a retarded poorly thought out battle charge.
Did they forget the night king had a dragon? Why put Bran THERE? Whats stopping him flying overhead and just nuking the entire courtyard?
This is worse than the Avenger's final battle
YEAH BITCH WARG THAT ICE NIGA
kek just smothering the fire
Duuuuude it's the night king shit is about to go DOWN lol
Im definitely going to have to watch this episode over. I still don't know whats fully going on.
This was fucking obvious. Are they retarded?
If its brown, its now dead and part of NK's army. Only thing she has left is dragons.
tore his rotator cuff in that first throw. its quite tragic, the doctors say he could have been pro
NIce little firepit you got there.
Wait. Is this just like that bullshit shield in Wakanda in Endgame?
zombies at gate
>lol let me just get the back line for the lulz
who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
new thread when?
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS KING SLAY THEM SLAY SLAY SLAY SLAY SLAY
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE EPISODE LOOK LIKE A SHITTY CAM
dude dragon fight is so epic I can't wait
that fuCking ticking music its so annoying
LMAO LYANNA GOT YEETED BY THE GIANT
>zombie hivemind
They could just ride the eagles all the way to mordor
Pretty sure even humans could find a way over that tiny line of firepits.
And now it's time for a remake of World War Z.
BADDAS ARYA GUYSSSS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER BADDDDDASSS SO FUCKING BADDDDASSS SO STRONGER THEN EVERY OTHER MEN BBBBBBAAAAADDDDDDAAAAAAAASSSSS
Wait where's Dany? Is she lost in the blizzard?
> Didn't hear it
> Do now
Fuck you
Their primary fucking defense is completely undone by a few volunteers
How the fuck do wights die from arrows?
Lady Mormont nooooo
>Zombies came up with a better plan than midevil kingdom on defense.
YOU GO GIRL GURL POWER
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
>Sansa is about to be eaten by a whitewalker in the crypt.
>It is cut clean in half at the last minute.
>The Hound...
>"I heard you had fled you are afraid of fire...
>"I'm more afraid of losing you."
> "Need more men up here"
> "men"
ummmm dropped.
They weren't even manning the walls before? For fucks sake
Now would be a great time for burning tar vats
Romance in GOT is nothing more than
>Rips off clothes
>Has sex
>The end
so put away your fantasies.
wow
dragon glass tips
battle of the bastards was way better than this
>no Northern shield wall we saw in BotB
i guess the Boltons were 99% of northern intelligence
exactly... This really wasn't thought through
Gee. That precious dragon glass they put on the walls is sure making all the difference in this fight.
>one poke of obsidian kills them
>wastes time slashing
This is the worst defense ever
>in the end, the final battle became a Song of Ice and Fire
Dany and Jon cant into energy fighting
Holy fucking shit this is shot so terribly, god damn this looks like trash.
DID THE NIGHT KING JUST FUCKING DAB
O T P
YAAAAAASSSS
SHE'S HERE
should've been in the crypts. Lil bear.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Little cunt got fucked
Sorry but how the fuck is anyone gonna survive this
What a shitshow. But people on reddit probably have orgasms.
best girl down
Say what you will but that was a great, noble, heroic death.
>Arya's hymen was limiting her power the entire time
>this looks like trash
I don't know mate, I literally can't see a shit.
FUCK HAVING A BATTLE DURING THE DAY THAT'D BE STUPID AND TOO EASY TO SEE
YASSS QUEEN SLAY
NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY
SHES GOING TO DIE RIP?????
>they have a cave troll
what a way to go
*squish*
Kill the Night King and they all die.
The brainlet zombies gave the giant a fucking stick at least
Did they kill Theon?
Talk about a crushing victory.
IN THE EYE TOO! ouch.
>dies to a single poke
>DON'T MAKE TONS OF SPEARS
FUCK THIS IS GETTING IDIOTIC
NANI?!
>I AM NO MAN
did she even died?
The CGI in lyanna's death was fucking horrendous
god dammit carlos
This episode is good so far. I can't wait to see all of you sperg out on it. I think I can embrace S8 as the "who gives a fuck, let's just all finish this up and go home with as much fanservice as possible" season. Dexter's S8 didn't even give us that.
YAS QUEEN SLAY THE GIANT
dude fire dragon ice dragon
DRAGON DOGFIGHT
Dany really been lost for 30 minutes now
Reminder that Women cant drive
It sounded like that Giant crushed her boned before she stabbed it
And cringe af. Of course giant will let you stab him in the eye instead of just crashing you! Of course!!
Super safe crypts everyone
What the fuck is this Haunted Mansion looking CGI
>Reminder that Women cant drive
this
holy fuck its actaully arya, kill me
LoliBear killed the giant like she was in Killer Klowns or sumthin
this is really cool in the clouds
>night king better at flying dragon than either Targ
Only kills walkers
she just need some soup and sleep, like arya.
>sneak level 99
Is my monitor brightness fucked or is half of this episode just dark chaos.
IT CAN HEAR THE BLOOD DRIPPING BUT IT CAN'T HEAR HER FUCKING WALKING AROUND THE ROOM, MAKES SENSE
who tf is she hiding from idgi
We are walking dead now.
Holy shit its looking like my shitpost might actually happen
>stealth mission
>equip flaming sword
what the fuck is she doing
Who knew fucking your nephew in front of them did nothing to improve your skills?
Are you kidding? IT's fucking terrible. The action is trash and you can hardly see anything most of the time. Then this fucking goblin show sup and kills 50 white walkers while everyone else dies to 5.
She kills the NK by the way, it's fucking retarded.
What the fuck is this library scene
The Dead are just fucking ambling around when they get in the castle? Lazy cunts.
Stealth is just optional
The EP is alright thus far. Not its best, but could be worse. Like, a lot worse. I'm enjoying it, but.. yeah some things are becoming really difficult to see.
Mexican zombies
It's literally me playing The last of us. So relatable!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE PURPOSE OF THE LIBRARY SCENE
Yaaaass, yaaaass, spill out those spergy tears
Holy fuck this Arya scene is boring
I can't see what the fucks happening half the time - who thought this infinite darkness and shaky cam was a good idea
I'm not sure if I'm suppose to believe that targs flew without saddles, but really, if either of these dipshits had a couple of spears tipped with obsidian to toss at this fuck stick and viserion, we could just call it quits here.
>single stab kills giant
Im going to assume the same goes for the dragon
>He thinks the writers actually know wtf they are even doing at this point
damn. Beric was one of the only people left that I cared about.
So Arya is an expert gymnast, best swordsman on earth, expert marksman, stealthy as a ninja. All of which she learned in less than a year?
HE SMILED NK ACTUALLY FUCKING SMILED LMAO
Just watching it for the spectacle and scale at this point. It's good for that at least
VIDEO GAME SNEAKING PART
Its a battle episode. Nothing has a point except to be “cool.”
for the suspense!
> Shaky cam
> Darkness
> Shaky cam AND darkness
arya is assassin creed so epic :^)
Yeah running in corridors is what we watch this for. Love it
They brought him back to save Arya. At least she has a purpose now and isn't just some random character getting strong for no reason.
THIS.
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DAY TIME BATTLE
and all those stab wounds to the gut and dunk in the river a few months ago isn't much of a hindrance either
NK IS THE BEST YASSSS KING
>suddenly lord stoneheart
>wolf headed robb
>singlehandedly kills everyone
bring back the true King in the North
> Bunch of slow corridor shit
I guess all the budget must have got into the upcoming battle with Cersei.
Stop poking fun at her.
>that one pig squeal noise they keep reusing
is it really 5 min until this episode ends? wtf.
real talk: dragon glass ballista
What a looser this Arya. She is more terrified than little Lyanna
Reminder this is the only ending to ASOIAF we'll ever get.
Beric, despite being dead in the books, finallyd ies
beric!
MIGHT WANNA GO AHEAD AND BURN THAT DRAGON CORPSE
>nigga who can revive people sacrifices himself for the rogue
do you niggas even play MMOs?
>beric T-posing
P O T T E R Y
kek
And so far nothing has happened. Only Lyanna died.
Night King doesn't give a shit about falling 300 meters
MY STREAM FROZE I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING
SMUG
Thank you zombies for just forgetting that there's only a door between them and their targets
SAME WHAT HAPPENED BROS
new bread?
YOU SAID ARYA KILLS HIM!!!! ???
yeah, like a big battle...someone dies...it just feels like it blew by fast.
MORE SEASON 1 QUOTES AWWWW YEEEEAH
>what if the guy who keeps getting resurrected is like JESUS??
BRAVO D&D
fucking cringe
the night king looks so fucking gormless i can't take it seriously
EPIC, SIMPLY EPIC
member season 1? member when the girl said the thing!
WHY IS MY STREAM PAUSING I PAID MONEY FOR THIS
I can't tell the dragons apart
>make every shot count
>get one shot off before getting swarmed
He really does have a dumb Halloween mask thing going on
NO ONES EVER REALLY GONE
if they put dragon glass on the dragons claws the dragon would be dead right now
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
This
This shit is really hard to see
>night king's dragon just breathes shitty blue filtered fire instead of blasting out ice and freezing opponents to death
what a waste
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD I CAME LATE TO THE STREAM LADS
LYANNA CONFIRMED DEAD NOW
This is fucking terribly shot
>gormless
>the night king was jon this whole time
CRINGE&BLUEPILLED
If they'd continued flying around burning all those zombies they'd have way less of a problem in nthe long run