>GET THE BESSIE STRETCHER!
edition
/got/
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GODS I WAS HARD
Imagine the smell in there
IT IS TIME
TTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
>stream still playing Bill Maher
I HOPE THE NIGHT KING WINS
Links that dont lag pls?
one last post before i settle in for the episode. i pray these leaks are false. see you guys in about an hour
If they're really setting up Cersei to be the endgame then Jaime should at least get the most relevant kill, right?
stream link pls
Omfg Arya Stark just flew over my house!
When does it drop on HBO Go?
link anyone?
HEH
NOTHING PERSONAL, INCEL
I guess we'll see what the point of episode 4 will be at the end of the stream. With any luck there's another battle because the NK revives.
But who am I kidding
>Arya stabs NK
>The prince that was promised doesn't exist
>What was the fat man thinking
I would slam my face against that milktank's crusty butthole and inhale til my lungs explode
haha it's probably super gross haha can you imagine how she smells haha
Here we go lads. My exit bag is ready for after the episode
this gif is cringe
STOP THIS POLITICS SHITE NOWWWW
>La Goblina
AZOR JON POSTERS!
WITH ME!
Any last minute predictions
buffstream com/watch/tv.php
This works with my potato internet
ITS TIME
PLACE YOUR BETS
Arya kills the night king
Come on over we got the cable hooked up
>mfw the show finds a way to end worse than Dexter did
HOLY SHIT THE NIGHTKING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>people still doubting the leaks about arya/NK
the episode is up you fucking idiots it's not just a rumor
I don't think Arya kills the NK, she probably kills Viserion though
Another gross character has a sex scene
>‘Brace yourselves this is BIG’
what did the Sky Atlantic announcer mean by this?
>he's not sticking around for endless shitposting
Why is brettygood not working?
ITS STARTING
3am... fuck, I wanted to go to sleep, but the fucking leaks got me mad. Please don't let them be real, lads.
my top 3
what are the writers going to pull out of their ass at the last minute
Do you guys have your giant titty milk ready?
IT'S TIME IT'S TIME
SHHHHHHHH
HOW LONG ARE THESE FUCKING ADS
It hasn't started yet, right guys?
>tfw staying up until 3:30 for this shit
Please don’t be boring for fucks sake
any stream link?
Says the media is unavailable, got a fix?
anyone else hate that chair animation in the intro?
it's starting
doesn't work you shite
HOW MANY FUCKING ADS DO THEY NEED
>endless commercials
FUCKING END THIS SHIT
bump
My stream (cable over internet) is still ads for deadwood
START THE DAMN EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh STREAM DELAY
>only one stream
>it's just started lagging like shit
>still adverts
Oof it's starting, based stream.
the ironborn would never agree to protect a cripple
>this many ads
Fucking hell, America
Same, it's the only way to redeem the series for me at this point
You go to OK then select OK2
HERE WE GO I SHOULD'VE GOT A FUCKING DRINK
OI
muchoflix
ADmerica
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>2 different /got/ threads
Double the shitpost lads
Barryo Naharis
thanks user
How much you boys wanna bet Based King flew past Winterfell towards Kings Landing to fuck shit up?
this is some NARUTO SHIT HAPPENING HERE
Where my sky atlantic chads at?
AHHHHHHH
BIG
FROSTY
COCK
that's what i'm watching it on, stop posting so more faggots slow it down
the dead are going to burst through the crypt walls and fuck up everyone from behind
720p + live chat
Move Sam!
Why the fuck are there two threads?
GHOST SIGHTING
Last Hearth in the intro???
why is Sam walking like he shit himself?
torrent when
THE POWER OF SHITPOSTING
ayy
also the godswood will be burned
Wow who would have thought, the lighting sucks ass yet again.
Game of Thrones S08E03 720p WEB H264-MEMENTO
So slow.........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT'S FUCKING TRUE
AYRA FUCKING DROPS THE KNIFE FROM ONE HAND GRABS IT IN THE OTHER AND KILLS THE NK
melly lights their swords on fire lmao
just shows up out of no where to do this
omfg Stannis!
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
You're not actually watching the show rather than posting the thread, are you user?
80th for AZOR SWEARENGEN
That would unironically be kino. The collective assmad of GoT faggots would fuel my smugness for decades to come.
the red wimin
You're on HBO 2, ya moron!
Kinda reminds me of a girl from my college anime club.
OH FUCK ITS RADMURE
LONGEST EPISODE EVERY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Two 1080p monitors, nigga.
i just want to see arya naked again
i just want to see arya naked again
i just want to see arya naked again
i just want to see arya naked again
i just want to see arya naked again
i just want to see arya naked again
FUCKING GHOST
is there any reason for the NK to actually do a frontal assault and engage the forces waiting for him?
ghost is toast for sure
MY FUCKIMG SIDES
SHE LITERALLY JUST IGNITED 1 MILLION SWORDS WITH A SPELL CAST
TOAST
azor dothraki horde on an open field
START THE DAMN FIGHT BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Really hate how every season is shorter these days
Who the fuck came up with 8 instead of 10 when it used to be 13?
Also I can tell I'm going to be massively disappointed with the ending to this. Really really want Dani to DIE.
Wouldn’t the fire spook the horses?
Have I missed anything
how do i donate?
HOLY BASED, RADMURE AND ROBIN JUST RODE INTO WINTERFELL ON A SKATEBOARD! HOLY SHIT!
>tripfag
kys
ayy red woman
HBO eating shit for anybody else?
its actually true, fucking the look meli gives arya kms
Go on Ghost!
Why the fuck do I even pay for HBO Now if it doesn't even god damned work
FIRE BUFF
Why didn't she do that for stannis tho?
>Let's just charge our horses straight into darkness, that's a good trick!
Dothraki horses seem to be pretty well trained in that regard, we've seen them just run through fires with no problem before
>catapulting without a target..
why doesn't ghost get the elemental buff? fucking bitch
Rofl I have a free perfect stream
red priestess fucking OP nerf plz
BASED MELISANDRE
?
Remember when the Dothraki hated magic?
WAKANDA FOREVER
Tactical genius
123tv aint working for me
is that ned
They just died holy fucking shit!
NOT GHOST
sandnigs btfo
>not reserving cavalry for flanking
I never thought I'd be hype for this bitch to show up again.
Fire attack +15
based
Wow they really are wrapping this shit up tonight, huh
>Sending in the cavalry first
TACTICAL SUPERIORITY
SHE FUCKING LOOKED AT HER
SPOILER FUCKING CONFIRMED
LMAOOOOOO
>firing siege engines in the direction of your own charging cavalry
who the fuck wrote this?
wow
they did nothing
someone made a new thread
Fucking kino holy shit
No jorahh
The dothraki arent your usual cavalry user...
Yeah let's just send out our cavalry in a head on charge. Dabid battle tactics eh.
DOTHRAKI ON AN OPEN FIELD!
SANDNIGGERS DEAD LMAO
bessie lives like 10 minutes from me in chicago what should I do bros?
JUST
HAHAHAHAH SUICIDING THE SANDNIGGERS FOR NO REASON WHO CAME UP WITH THIS STRATEGY HAHAHAH
cut the cost on extras
wtf did Jon just get stopped by a fucking tornado?
Hello world. ^_^/
The text is dark and full of spoilers.
>ok guys maybe go out there and see how many zombies there are and if there are more than like 5 come back
D&D learned from the best
The north had enough of those sandniggers being in their land.
10k Dothraki killed in 1 minute. lmao, who devised this battle plan.
>pic related
some WWZ shit right here
How not to use horsemen, shoots trebuchet has your entire cavalry charges in...
Who fucking wrote this
Yeah I think maybe the light cavalry could have been used more effectively, also putting all the siege engines at the front of the column is an interesting tactic, Daenarys is really showing her brilliant strategic mind here
>stick em with the pointy end
ebic
>muh cunt saves the day
Fuck this
It might have been smarter for the Unsullied to put more than there first rank of spears forward
and why the fuck do they have spears instead of pikes
>dabid never played total war
I wonder if that was what Sansa asked her to do in the secret meeting, like hey could you send all the warrior rapists to die first?
Shansa in the crypt hiding away just like she did against Stannis in Kingslanding.
Much character growth, very impressed.
Where are the fucking archers on the walls wtf
>run like a fatbitch
>mfw seeing Sam pussying out
those fire blasts have got to be fucking murdering so many living people along with the dead
Dany's napalm strikes are the only reason the dead aren't climbing the walls right now
Why not do a phalanx with the Unsullied?
>when you find an enchant bot
This has to be the most retarded strategy ever, just put your forces outside against an enemy who outnumbers you and can simply rush you against the walls of your own city with their sheer numbers.
anyone else getting some serious 28 weeks later vibes with this whole "get to the crypt" thing? I can't think of one zombie story where herding everyone together somewhere worked out well.
>An error has occurred. HBO Now will now restart.
Fuck you.
>put trebuchets in front of the vast majority of your frontline army
What did they mean by this
Yes Unsullied die for my kingdom in the North and Westeros.
Dany is a based slaver.
Wow this is so bad
>Can't see anything
Jesus what is this.
SHE'S THE SMARTEST WOMAN WHO EVER LIVED SHE IS JUST HIDING WHERE IT IS MOST SAFE THAT IS SMART
FUCKING BIGOT
Can't see shit anons. Too dark and too quick cuts.
Same here, bro
Why is it so fucking dark? I can't see shit its all shadows and blurs what the acctual fuck?
goodbye edd
alright who's going to swoop in and save the day
place your bets
There floats a video around with her and two other cows in a pool, dnacing towards the camera.
And as expected she has flat Tits and only a fat stomach.
>dude just barricade against an undead army and starve to death
You're more retarded than D&D, congrats
I CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAIN
Edd gone just like that lel
post yfw sam killed edd
FUCK, EDD SHOULD BE ALIVE
this is genuinely fucking awful and boring
Am I supposed to know or care who Edd is?
Thank mr skeltal
Since when was Arya a good archer?
Outside of hitting one target in episode 1?
STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
>STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
>STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
>STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
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STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
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STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
>STICK'EM WITH THE POINTY END
>pull back
Why weren't you behind the massive fortress in the first place you fucking idiots.
>NO ONE CAN KILL ME
>i am no one
Holy shit they did it
Arya is the best at everything so stop it with your sexism.
they could have just put up a sign on the gates saying they were closed for renovations, the Night King would have probably just gone to Lannisport instead, he's not going to want to take over a castle that's still being refurbished.
Post your face when you realize Skyrim was a better adaptation of ASOIAF than HBO's Game of Thrones
Wow who would have thought the lighting would be total shit.
Because normies want to watch people die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THE RETARDATION IN THIS EPISODE IS TOO STRONG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
30 minutes in and the dragons have been literally useless, lmao.
it's a bar full of hipster girls way too old to still be doing this shit, I guarantee you all of them have "tasteful" nudes up somewhere.
Unsullied GOAT. Undebatabe
Who approved this? I can't see anything at all.
>the dark and splotchy cinematography of the episode reflects our direction of the final seasons of the show
BRAVO DABID
why would the dead run in such a neat orderly way around the stake barricades.......that's pretty lazy
Is there a stream that isnt pitch black?
Melly is doing something again.
it feels like I am watching a 240p youtube video
they did those airstrikes
I CANT SEE SHIT MAN
No one can
>this passed through an editing process
My man Davos landing that 747, the real MVP
Ghost didnt died right
D&D making it too dark so you can't see shit and they save money, what a bunch of hacks.
jon stan here. whats jon doing at this point anyway? all he did since season 7 is fuck his aunt and lick her arse. seriously fuck D&D
By the Stannis Rule, we didn't see the body so he's not dead.
This fucking sucks
WHERE IS GHOST
do the people who approve these fucking episodes watch them on best buy calibrated TV's or something? this shit is atrocious.
What the actual fuck is this lighting
So far has Danaerys done anything to stop the Night King? I mean the first thing she did was give him a fucking dragon and now he's over the wall, then she sent him a big army of Dothraki too, are there any fan theories that she's working for him?
>whole battle at night
>cant see shit
genius
GOT THE BLURRY TV SHOW
"None of us can do anything, it's the truth" -Sansa
Based realistic woman.
Dead with the sand nigs
WORSE THAN THE HOBBIT
Theyre Mongols.
I've never watched this shit before, but I have a question.
>enemies that are weak to fire
>dragons on the heroes' side
>woman who can create magic fire
>their battle strategy didn't open with this shit
Is there a reason for that or just awful writing?
Saves money though
>let the retard protect your king
WALK FASTER BITCH
Ghost is going to distract the NK long enough for Arya to land the killing blow
Yo Bran just said "fuck this" and left.
lmao!
>have dragons, don't use them till your whole first legion gets wiped out
>Have fire trench, don't light it until they're at the gate
>Have Fire Witch, don't use her until they are losing
>Have castle, post all of your people outside of it
What in the living fuck is this battle tactics?
Melisandre the character who literally none gave a shit about saved Winterfell, bravo D&D.
Is it my TV or was this shit too dark to even see anything?
Why didn't Jon light the trenches with his dragon Dabid?
what the fuck was the strat
kill 40% of your forces before doing shit
>/got /.... Home...
It's awful writing.
D&D are hacks so they have to follow the hack playbook of how to do medieval-style warfare
>open with cavalry charge directly at enemy
>they can't even see the enemy because it's pitch dark, but do it anyway
>start firing trebuchets with flaming missiles after cavalry are 50 yards out and in the conceivable margin of error for your siege weapons
>don't use trump cards until cavalry are wiped out and engaged with infantry battle line in confusing melee
its them not you, hbo fucked this up
those minecraft zombie sound when they walk into the fire AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA are they fucking serious
She never had magic fire powers before this desu
Reminder that women are in charge of this battle
GHOST DIDNT DIED OFFSCREEN RIGHT BROS
RIP Unsullied
"man the walls"
how sexist in 2019.
>Bran, I...
>You looked so hot when you were tied to the wrack Theon
I think they thought they would be able to beat them without them
And put those there incase they were wrong
I wish Cersei had been in charge of this battle, she'd probably have Qyburn build her a machine gun or a zombie kraken to fight these guys while she relaxed behind the walls and drank wine during a monologue.
it definitely is
even on an hd tv it looks smudgy as shit, like a fucking ps1 game
I knew it was gonna be a shit show just by the formation lol. played too much total war to know that shit wasn't gonna work
That's still fucking stupid. You lead with your best weapons and strategies to avoid unnecessary loses.
Stannis will turn up any minute guys, don't worry.
I'll turn my TV off immediately if they pull that cliched World War Z shit where they pile up the walls
I cannot see a thing wtf were they thinking
Go here when this thread runs its course
Or just blow up Winterfell when the NK was inside.
rip good boy
WHERE YOU BELONG.. HOME
She would have exploded half the North with wild fire, which is a fine plan.
This is garbage
>inb4 the dead begin fortnite dancing
Not gonna lie
this made me like dragons again
>you can climb castle walls
walked out of the theater right there
jesus fuck D&D
I was only 9 when the Phantom Menace came out, is this what it felt like for Boomers who grew up with the OT to see everything come crash down?
The rape Theon, the rape, it was beautiful.
where is the REAL watch thread?
i'm in 2 threads right now and they're both slow as shit
Can someone explain why the dragons didn't go after the zombies sitting right in front of the burning trench?
Or why they didn't have archers shooting at the zombies that were STANDING FUCKING STILL FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES?
Why are they not throwing the spears to kill their fucking dragons?
>Wights literally standing in front of the fire
>They don’t bother shooting them up with archers
What the fuck
yo when does gandalf show up?
So is it not only my TV? It looks like blurry dark shit for everyone else?
LMAO BRAN GOING TO TAKE A NAP LIKE HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT.
what the fuck, so you mean to tell me the night king isn't in king landing!?
why the fuck did they stop manning the walls after the trench was lit????????
YASS QUEEN ARYAAAAAAAAA SLAAAYY
>no zombie giant yet
>no giant zombie spiders
CMON MAN
>
Turn off your TV cuck
lotr btfo
>entire thread is just shitting on their battle strategies
Thanks Yea Forums, I needed this.
so the spoilers were fake
Oh fuck off Arya, my 11 year old self could kill you easily.
In a way
the walls should be the easiest part of the battle
like a funnel
>wights chilling in front of fire
>dragons do nothing while they’re standing there
This show is a joke
This episode is literally too dark
What the fuck is this music? Is this GOT or 24?
Hahaha Lyanna!
lmfao!
NK is flying on apache?
Why dont the dragons burn them while they are piled up at the walls?
This entire fucking episode is "Why didn't the dragons ______?"
PARKOUR
>Terminator tier music
>Black af cant see shit
>battle scenes are hazy and cant makeout what is happening
Okay really what happened.
>they lost the walls intantly
then what was the point of putting your defense in a castle if you dont use your walls?
>arya winning 1v20 zombies
yeah okay
UNLEASH THE HOUND
LMFAO LYANNA MORMONT BTFO
we jurassic park now
fucking D&D lmao
YAAAS DIE LITTLE CUNT
WEBM OF LYANNA BEING GIBBED PLS
good fucking show lyanna
did anyone else think he was gonna fucking baseball bat her out of the place when he turned around
LMAO WHY IS IT QUIET, WHAT ABOUT THE 100000 DEAD GUYS
Can someone pls screenshot the two dragons in the night sky? That would be a nice wallpaper
>Arya takes down 20 wights with little effort
>worried about one
I’m sure you’re tired but come the fuck on
why are the dragons almost completely disconnected with the battle at winterfell?
They could've held them off for a lot longer with jon and dany fucking shit up
why did this turn into Resident Evil all of a sudden
Jon and Daenerys doing supesonic acrobatics just by holding real hard to their dragons, lmao.
He heard that drip
>[muffled DMX in the distance]
It's metal gear with a little girl.
what horrible tonal changes. fucking yikes
bUDGT
This would be a lot more believable if her weapon was broken or something.
This. All NK had to do was Blast the damned wall.
Suddenly Arya is a scared little girl again.
Longer episodes durrr hurrrr
is her rape victim still alive? i haven't seen gendry die yet
pulling 5g + without a sweat
tfw the "leak" was a fake pout by HBO.
based
no saddle btw :^)
should have given the dragons dragonglass grills
Beric's life purpose was to throw his sword at a single wight in a hallway. What the fuck.
she's pretty fucking hurt, my man.
AND BLUE EYES
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She wouldn’t be able to take one down by herself but these hack writers need to insert girl power
new dragon for NKs fleet?
>they aired the episodes out of order
>final boss is killed with three episodes to go
Unironically Bobby B returning like that would be far more acceptable than the shitshow that is this episode.
Arya kills the fucking NK and thereby destroys an entire army.
Little girls kill fucking Wight Giants.
Absolute clusterfuck.
RIP lads.
Its over.