Alright, look, I know everybody is busy and all, but we're just going to have to shut down this entire board until we get this bonus situation under control.
NO MORE SHITPOSTING!
CEASE!
Until we clear up this bonus situation, this board is closed.
Stop the shitposting
Colton Young
Brandon Green
I’ve missed bonusposting.
Carson Martin
I don't want any more shitposting today from anyone. That includes me. We get any more shitposting in here, and the SHIT IS GONNA HIT THE FAN.
David Davis
Right!
Jayden Bennett
>mfw bonus thread appears on Yea Forums
Nathan Turner
I said NO SHITPOSTING.....board is closed.
Isaac Clark
Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
Nathaniel Carter
Why the fuck are they moaning to the flight crew officers about the bonus situation.
What they have to do with it . Its a management issue
Ethan Long
right.
Charles Thompson
>mfw bonus posting is here
Adam Jackson
It's been 40 years and the bonus situation STILL isn't resolved
Aiden Watson
Juan Thompson
Gripes go up, not down. Always up.
Joseph Morris
What was his job on the ship? What was Ripley's job? Surely everything would be automated.
Gavin Moore
He was a technician, maintaining the ship, ripley was the flight officer and second in command. Total automation is a meme and will never happen.
Chase Lee
I know, right? The biggest flaw Ridley made with Alien is that he never resolved the bonus situation.
The movie starts, and in one of the very first scenes, we hear about issues with the bonus situation, so you know it must have been important. It had me curious right off the bat, and scene after scene came, but they never discussed the bonus situation. I figured that when Kane was in his coma, Scott would have taken that opportunity to finally discuss the bonus situation, but the next thing you know, we get the chestburster scene, and the alien arrives, which was cool and all, but I couldn't help thinking to myself "what about the g'damn bonus situation!?".
Then, one by one, the alien starts killing the crew, and it was at this point that I figured Scott wasn't even going to address the bonus situation, which was fucked up, but I held out and figured that Ridley wouldn't let such an obviously important plot device go unresolved. But no. He did.
When we finally lose Parker and Lambert, I knew we'd never have the answer. The ending was cool with the "lucky star" shit and the ejection from the shuttle, but all I could think about was how I would be left forever wondering about the bonus situation, and why it never got resolved.
I hate Ridley Scott for that to this day.
Jordan Barnes
He will resolve bonus situation in the next alien prequel film
Kevin Gonzalez
LOOKS LIKE BONUSPOSTING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Jackson Fisher
Was bilbo lying when he told parker that responding to sos calls was part of his contract?
Carter Torres
Alexander Watson
Was the alien hired by the company to ensure that the bonus situation was never resolved?
Christopher Hill
No, he was sent there by the corporate space Jews with a full copy of all the contracts to coerce anyone that might resist fulfilling the finer details of the (((contract))).
Christopher White
He makes a solid case. Clearly they needed to talk about the bonus situation.
James Gomez
The bonus situation was all a lie. Weyland Yutani knew it was a situation where they'd all die.
Carter Russell
Why does Jonesy get bigger shares than Brett and Parker?
Landon Adams
Let's face it: LV426 was just an excuse to distract Brett and Parker from the bonus situation. Once Kane wakes up it's "One last meal before we go back to the ol' freezerinos".
Kayden Sullivan
That's one of the reasons they needed to talk about the bonus situation.
Landon Phillips
It's still pretty unfair, though parker and brett should have examined their contracts more closely
Bentley Evans
I know, right?
Adrian Scott
Right.
Anthony Wilson
>space jews write contracts with ridiculous fine print stipulations
>include writing in bonus situations for various things such as rescue, recovery, discovery in order to serve as a motivation for crew
>all company ships must respond to all potential distress signs in order to profit from 1. potential rewards 2. potential alien and tech discovery leading to monetization for the company
>company always includes an android to serve as their bitch and identify potential alien and tech profits
>when android identifies future profits can be made without crew, then android can terminate crew to conserve profits
Parker knew.
Luis Hernandez
I wanna see a kill bill style spinoff with one of Parker's children.
William Hernandez
right
Isaiah Long
Yea Forums is so obsessed with capeshit and got that bonusposting is neglected.
Where did it all go so wrong
Camden Lopez
>never lived to get the ass job the bonus was going to pay for
Xavier Brown
lets fix that
Jaxon Carter
You wanna do me a kindness? DON'T SHITPOST ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Evan Barnes
You think this is a game?
Levi Nelson
this checks out
Matthew Edwards
That's my favorite.
Henry Flores
Charles Sullivan
right, lets not get sidetracked here
Brandon Russell
Should have froze Kane and cleared up the bonus situation.