I CRIED, I CRIED, AND I CRIED AT ENDGAME. IT TORE ME UP!

I CRIED, I CRIED, AND I CRIED AT ENDGAME. IT TORE ME UP!

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his heart can explode at any moment be nice user

Does this dude ever stop crying?

The wrong Kevin Smith died

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I wanna *sniff* bang m-my own d-daughter wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously.
Well I guess he just needs to stay relevant and is terrified of being forgotten. I wonder if teens know who he is (was). I hope they don't.

I remember when Jay and Silent Bob was a huge movie, every kid at my middle school was obsessed with it and quoting it constantly. I want to go back

middle aged men this into comic books and marvel movies are the gayest faggots on earth

so does Kevin

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>You now hear Joey Lauren Adams horrible voice in Chasing Amy in your head

why do older people love to hang on the idea of getting older. I'm sure Ill understand it one day (30 currently)

kevin smith use to be this fun "edgy" film maker. now he seems like a guy that is constantly in this state of "don't forget me" and willl do ANYTHING to get there.

what the fuck is wrong with him

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JUST

JUST

Are they doing this to get more from the creators?
I also find NERDS play this game of who is the die hard fan. They just go more hardcore on it then anything.

now its men crying on cam over shit.

Being perma-stoned has turned him into a menopausal bitch. Those aren't tears it's estrogen leakage

He was close friends with Stan Lee and one of his last cameos was reading one of Kevin Smiths scripts. Yeah sure he cries at everything else but this one was warranted.

he has to ham it up, or the basedbois on the net are going to steal his onions thunder

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YOU UNZIPPED ME AAAH

what happens when the movie bombs?

nothing apparently because his last 3 or 4 lost money

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I would almost say that because of his near brush with death, he cherishes all the things he enjoys more than your average person, but then I remember that he was pulling this same faggotry years before his heart attack.

I WAS LITERALLY CLAPPING AND CRYING, I WAS LITERALLY CLAPPING AND CRYING

Early 2000s culture was trash as fuck, but at least it was a little fun, and even still it's better than the absolutely disgusting garbage we see now.

I cried at the end of the fucking Dark Knight Rises so I don't think I've got any right to judge him for this .

Why does the film from 20 years ago look better than the one he's making now?

LUT is not applied. aka he is working on it with no colour look, its not color corrected / graded right.
I'd also imagine he is 1/2 the reso to run it after.

how does he make money? his films all bomb.

Same

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podcasting and fleshlight endorsements

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the worst part of him crying is almost like he is admitting defeat.
It's this weird thing now that no matter what he does or makes it will always feel like he is standing in the shadow of greater people.

I'd respect him more if he just said he loved it and gave a few examples of what he didn't like. I'd be more interested in his film making then.

This is actually the only time it was warranted.
It's really weird, because I actually liked the guy on his, "Evening with Kevin Smith" DVDs. Seemed like a cool guy, but once he started podding, dude just got more and more annoying and grating, while acting like a complete suck-up to everything.

The saddest shill of them all. Literally slobs the knob of any comic related film even if it’s pure shit like BvS. And what has all this soulless pandering lead to? Being referenced in a throwaway MCU film and some guest director spots on some shit CW show that 12 people watch? Great first half of his career and the back half is just unbearably horrible. He’s like the “Stripes” of directors.

this. I was a teenager watching his movies thinking he was dope.

He changed when he crumbled and started smoking pot.

Disgusting fat pig loses a bunch of weight and directs forgettable movies. WOW

Accepting all that, the set they're on in the new one looks so lifeless and dull and I'm NOT talking about color. Just compare the 2 locations and the one on the left has so much life in it.

yah. it's a bit bland imo. too much white.

Mewes also looks like a fucking skeleton

>why does a rough cut look worse than a finished product?

Smith stopped being good after he started smoking weed. Also they both look like shit now so it's just gonna be depressing to watch.