This movie gets worse and worse the more you think about it

This movie gets worse and worse the more you think about it.

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In what way?

gj making yet another thread about capeshit

How did Captain America stick the aether back into Jane?

See, it's your fault for even watching it. Stop watching things that are bad and you know are going to be bad.

It’s a solid 8/10. They even cut down Larson’s screen time because she’s a cantankerous cunt.

Thanos death was kino. I am Iron Man scene was kino. Caps ending was fucking beautiful. Black Panthers return was kino. There’s some beautiful shots, like the fading out shot of Thor after he smokes Thanos, Hawkeye after getting the soul stone, the moment Thanos gets dusted. The humour is pretty solid throughout, except maybe that scene at the end between Thor and Starlord dragged a bit.

Stark seeing his dad was an emotional moment.

I guess all the time travel shit can get convoluted but at the end of the day this is a fantasy movie. I was never bored during the entire 3 hours and that to me makes Endgame a success.

true, while infinity war gets better the more you watch and think about it

This is the most true description I've read thus far.

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I DON'T CARE I'M FINALLY FREE LOOK AT ALL THE UPCOMING MARVEL FLICKS I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT'S OVER FUCK YOU DISNEY

I can’t believe it, an honest and thoughtful post about Avengers Endgame.

At least it's finally over.

It was nice of the russo brothers to show us what's coming next and then give us a satisfying ending, it's done.

this

Based review, anyone who thinks otherwise expects something else from this kind of movie or is too jaded.

Pin her down and inject it back in

>solid 8/10

I enjoyed it a lot, but this isnt true.
It was a pretty mismanaged 3 hours, it was 60% lengthy drama, 25% chase and travel, 15% action
It had 3 or so major decision making mistakes like the handling of Hulk and Thor

Id give Infinity war a 92.
End games fair range is 65 - 82
I give it a 78.

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IW was the same for me, although I did genuinely enjoy it while watching it, which wasn't the case here.

I turned my brain off even more completely the second Hulk created a time machine for a baby ant-man gag.
None of the characters really reacted to the fact they made fucking time travel possible

He swallowed it and fucked her.

And I’d give you 12/10 neet autism.

>None of the characters really reacted to the fact they made fucking time travel possible
Hulk did when he said he thought it was a win

Wrong. Fully lampshaded in the living room scene with Paltrow.

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BASED this guy gets it. I too am totally not a paid shill no siree no paid shills in this thread. Who would even think that? It's not likely for paid shills or bots to turn up on Yea Forums. I am a totally normal person just like you my dudes.

jesus christ kill yourself

7/10 is more accurate

>BP return was kino.
Cringe. Nigger

>maybe that scene at the end between Thor and Starlord dragged a bit.
Understatement

But I’m not an incel like you

Like Half in the Bag said, it's best to think of this as 3 movies. You have Infinity War Part 2: Aftermath. Then you have the time travel movie to collect the stones. Then you have the ultimate defeat of Thanos. The'yre not very coherent together, but as distinct "movies" they're good for the capeshit genre.

Thor plays fortnight

So don't

And?

*Korg
Nice job not watching the movie and going off other people's posts, dumbass

OP: "I only feel good if I make fun of things that other people like"

that sounds really good actually
how did THOR of all people become the most well rounded and likeable character

these are the people I share this godforsaken board with

That's why you don't think and only consume.

Relatable

half in the bag is out? great now Ill know how to think about the movie

>it isn’t gonna suck itself

Better than whiny pussies like you

No it really doesnt.

>noobmaster69
Couldn't they have come up with a less cringey name? It feels like they are out of touch.

based

>thinking about capeshit
retard

my current gaymer tag is very similar to that

you can tell they had plans for this outcome with stark for a long time, which is why they didn’t make captain marvel the magic hero at the last minute.

Reddit niggers get the rope

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So stop thinking about it

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this desu, I've said to myself for a long time that after MCU phase 3 I'm checking out, aside from the occasional movie here and there

It really does

anally

Pretty much this for me as well...

Unless MCU brings in the F4 and The X-Men in some coherent non-time-wimey way in which case i would get sucked right back in.

I agree with most of those. But I think the Russos did much better job with the small character moments, like Tony and his dad, they sucked at making the big battles compelling or dramatic enough, that part was just generic CGI dots running at each other

Thor has ptsd from decapitating thanos, he's gone to shit the past 5 years but "beer that might be good" convinces him to go back?
"time travel is literally impossible" 1 night of creating 3d models of moebius strip later "omg i did it lol"
"hey guys, this is like the only chance we get to go back in time, we might die or ruin the universe if we fuck it up, let's try and tget hings right."
>literally ten seconds after arriving at Morag, "duude I just remember thanos and half the world will be here searching for the stone at this time"
>"also I forgot to tell the other guys that the soul stone requires a sacrifice to obtain, oopsie daisy, i guess one of them will die"
meanwhile in 2012
>"guys i have a plan, we'll have antman become small and literally kick the suitcase from within a crowd of people so that it slides to us, nobody will notice"
meanwhile in whenever the fuck mr beer and furrydude were
>"our plan consists of convincing a girl that this 120kg hobo-looking sack of shit is thor and then we can steal one of the most precious items in the universe from her when she turns around"
if antman can just turn giant, what's the fucking point of hulk? Why didn't he just step on thanos?
how did hawkeye not die when a huge concrete building collapsed on him?
why the fuck would you act surprised when your BROTHER asks for mayo on his hotdog? jesus christ, was this the first time they had hotdogs as a family?

This movie was the worst written piece of entertainment I've seen in a while
I'm not a particularly smart person, but I still had to make an active effort to suspend my disbelief on everything that went on, including how dialogue flowed. Everything was so forced, so senseless. Do people unironically think this movie is something great outside of a CGI perspective? What the fuck.

That's the thing, I went into this movie feeling a very strong IW vibe and then we get into the time travel lot and suddenly it feels like any other MCU film. Everything we saw of the post-snap world was great, like the memorial for the Vanished and the diner scene, but despite showing us how heavily the event affected everyone's lives, the time travel plot somehow managed to lose all tension. Everyone should have been having an emotional breakdown when Loki stole the stone but we got a quick, clean solution afterwards. The only stone retrieval that really stood out was the Soul Stone. And honestly the more I think about this movie the more I keep being bothered by plot holes and wondering if the Avengers' solution may have created more problems than it solved.

Fuck, give me a film with a guy who comes back from the snap only to find out he's lost everything and decides to go supervillian. We got Civil War over a few destroyed cities. This is significantly worse. Billions of people are coming back to life suddenly with no assets after having their belongings divvied up per their wills. People should be looting and rioting in the streets.

You posted the wrong image. You meant this:

Yikes