I'm Iron Man

You are Tony Stark snapping his finger.
What would you say instead of "I'm iron man"?

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go fucking die already

"HONK HONK"

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Sneed

>Im Iron Man
why did he say this? He typically cracks a quip immediately upon gaining the upper hand but suddenly became an autismo?!??!

because it's what he says at the end of Iron Man (2008)
REMEMBER THAT?

"The niggers are going too"

>I do have orange slices

I MEMBER

>Fuck Avatar and Fuck James Cameron

'I am a CIS white male'

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Dont listen to this retard Thanos has the stark gauntlet, but does not know stark took the stones. Thanos tells stark "i am inevitable", snaps his fingers and nothing happens. He looks up and sees the stones on starks hand and he replies with, "well, i am iron man" and thats that

"I'm Iron Man" is his response to Thanos's autistic rambling of "I am inevitable"

I'M...

GONNA SAY IT. THE N WORD.

You have to go back

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained ingorilla warfareand I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?Think again, fucker.As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corpsand I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

"Falcon... SNAP!!!!"

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>Only 13% but half the crime rate.

Thanos : "I am destiny"
Manlet : " Well...screw destiny" and snaps

"Uhhhh, uhhh.....CRACK IS WHACK"
>Snap monster

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i don't want to see this on your myspace page

Is Tony Stark the quippiest character ever? My gosh he's just awful.