Can you believe this Netflix original MOVIE is based on a true story?

>doesn't even have a dick
>basically a tongue slave to her
i aint even mad

How does he even take a shit?

>Diglett-dig, Diglett-dig!

The good thing is that he would be responsible only for 15% of the US Crimes

this nigga be noclip'ing

inject vitamins

Artificial anus

Is this nigger finna bout to fall in the basement?

I'm no doctor or anyone smart, but how does his blood stream work?

DESPITE ONLY BEING 13 PERCENT.

IS IT? COULD IT BE?!

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freeza lookin ass lmaooo

this new pokemon detective movie looks even better than i thought

>when you turn on noclip

white boys are happy as fuck they found a nigger they can beat up

Why does he keep standing in holes?

based holeguy!

its less bad than that other guy because at least half of the nigger is a functional and that guy is like eraserhead baby on a wheelchair.

the conclusion is simple: women like attention and fame. if you can offer this, you get a woman, doesnt matter how. theyre a currency.

this man is half the man I am she should be with me

6.5 percent in his case

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Is he considered three-tenths of a person?

Niglett

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Hey guys thanks for contributing and posting your own funny take on the subject but be sure to post "kek"s and other reaction images to the jokes you like!

I too am hung up on this, also the pee situation. Can he cum? If so, is it the same amount of cum that a regular size guy shoots? The questions abound.

>Being triggered over some shitposting

this fucker is noclipping through the fucking floor

cum from where you fucking iqlet?

Maybe he's got a set of balls tucked up in there somewhere. You don't know. I don't know. Or do you know, you half-a-smoke orifice licker?

Will he appear in Detective Pikachu as Geodude?

>chinese sinkhole man

Pretty good considering it doesn't have to pump blood to and from half of his body. It would be much more efficient. Awful trade off, sure.

what's his superhero name

He wears shorts. For what? Do you think he still has his penis and balls? Could you imagine hopping around and you accidentally stomp your balls?

He has no genitals right? Is his voice all girly? Or does he regularly inject testosterone?

sanscock

Underrated

not underrated just partially liked by everyone

Where's the penis?

Was he born like this or was it from an accident? If it was an accident, I think dying would be a better fate than this.

why is he named zion

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Does he have a penis?

>literally half a man
>still gets more pussy than any user will ever get

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i mean, let's be honest. he doesn't "get" pussy.

lol

That's clearly Geodude.

let's be perfectly honest here, no one on this site has ever gotten pussy, and anyone who says otherwise is lying

I get pussy. Lots of pussy.

>Chillmadood

Boipussy*

50% of 13%...

Why is this nigga stuck in the floor

AYO MY NIGGA, OPEN UP THE CONSOLE AND TYPE IN TCL

YO COLLISION BE OFF MY DUDE

Projecting pretty hard there little boy.

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still pusi

I need to see what's beneath that torso

Just remember, once you do, you can't unsee.

Says he was born without legs so I assume he has a penis.

This

Liar fucking liar

base

You're in the club and this guy struggles to smack your girlfriend's ass. What do?

>wait until you see his gf

No thanks.

>MFW he can literally never black her

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Why are the retweets measured in tablespoons?

twitter.com/QualityFights/status/1073235351936819201

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my legs... And my thighs... even my toes... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

ok but how does he get sucked and fucked?

>when you skip leg day one too many times

Of course its a fucking white girl. White females are so fucking desperate for black men they woild date a black guy with half a body before they dated a white guy. Fucking disgusting.

At least he is only half black

did another nigger steal the lower body of him?

god damn if I knew my kid was gonna be born with no legs, he would not born in the first place

why don't they just pull him out?

/thread and kek.

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he wouldn't have an anus or a penis. He would likely have to shove a catheter into a hole much like a suprapubic catheter.

The guy is just taking excessive amounts of steroids to get that body. Not really inspirational. Inb4 idiots say he is natural, the guy is producing no testosterone.

I mean given where his body just ends isn't he missing a good chunk of his digestive system too?

Calm down Hitler.

What's your excuse, Yea Forums?

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underrated

"They called him half a man, he say he lives a life of no half measures"

>steals shoeslaces

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Not a big enough side show pity project for some roastie to think living off my lifetime disability check is smooth sailing.

how did he gets muscles when he doesnt have testicles?

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>Ok Netflix production meeting, I want to hear your ideas
>There is this wrestler with only half body who overcome his limits and-
>that's shit
>he's black
>wait
>and has a white blonde girlfriend
>NANI? PRODUCE THAT SHIT NOW

This is true. He is taking testosterone replacement because he has no balls.

Hows this possible? What made him like this?

>be black
>missing the BBC, the only advantage to being black
That's some terrible luck

No lower half and still has a bigger dick than a whitie

I went to school with this guy. He only showed up for two classes in our public speaking class.

One day, people were talking about snakes, and why they didn't like them. One girl said because they didn't have legs. That guy never came back.

Dead fucking serious. Unless there happens to be documentaries about two different legless nigs.

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Lol coal burner that can't burn coal. The virtue signalling on this one is over 9000.

Think of how effortless pullups and dips would be. Never have to worry about snapping your lower back up because it literally doesn't exist. Don't have to waste any gym time on anything other than the show muscles. This guy has figured it out.

From Ohio BTW.

>Clark was born with caudal regression syndrome, which left him without legs. In addition to his physical challenge, Clark was subjected to the foster care system after being put up for adoption as an infant.

Don't have one. Just have to take a deep breath everyday and tell myself to keep walking

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At least he's half black

real talk i would build some kind of S&M chair apparatus to fit my half body so she could sit on my face all day

doesnt explain how he got muscles when he doesnt produced test since he doesnt have testicles

I thought he was standing in a hole

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That's the beauty part. He gets to roid completely guilt free. Hell it's probably paid for by our tax dollars.

How did he get so jacked without testicles to produce testosterone

It is as if we still have no idea how our bodies work exactly

He's got more HGH in his pinkie than in your whole limbic system whytboi.

The adrenal glands also produce small amounts of test, but I'm sure he supplements.

Good one.

Upvoted, based Nazi post rater.

I think they'd need to make stomas for urinary catheters and a colostomy bags.
I can't make fun of this guy; life well and truly dealt this guy a low hand and he still made the most of it. How many of us can say the same?

I'm a CHI+
with one leg and I notice some white girls keep looking over at me when I'm going hard at the gym . I think they like the fact that we dont let life get us down

I guess not having legs saves nutrients for the arms.

have sex

I wasn't challenged and was better than him after 5 seconds on earth.

>b-but he has a gf

Ah, stuff it.

this is the only nigger who can't steal your bike

based af

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>we dont let life get us down
what's the secret

But how did he get so strong without balls?

Dude probably eats tiger shark balls.

(3/5)/2

Speak for yourself.. it may be a long time since it’s happened, but is had happened.

Only the good 3/16th.

>90+lb dumb bell presses as a high schooler with no balls
nigga is juicing

What's the point of having a girlfriend if you don't have a dick? Women are annoying and only tolerable because of their wet holes.

Why does everyone keep saying he doesn't have a dick? I thought he had caudal regression or whatever it's called.

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pretty much this, the curious sick fuck that I am wonders how the fuck this shit works. Hell that 'irl cat-dog' pic of that indian kid makes me say the same fucking thing.

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To have pussy you need to put a dick in it if your a man.

if you google image caudal regression he may have one or not. it's a tossup.

>And what until you see his girlfriend!
Imagine being this guy though, he has to wake up next to a hot chick knowing he will never fully experience her. he has to then literally climb out of bed and clean up whatever holes he has to shit and piss out of. his life is a nightmare.

and he still doesn't let it bother him enough to affect his life (sure he could be horribly depressed and not show it but that's an assumption). stronger emotionally than me for sure.

Can you achieve this natty?

Any gifs of this guy moving about? Does he roll a lot?

Based
Half the people here are freshmen who haven't taken us history

>full functioning male brain
>absolutely no penis/prostate
Yo what the fuck he's been on nofap since he was born

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7SEqMIQy6w