Well?

what is this even from

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yes

AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN BEYOND

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

You gon make me go lower or you gon start talking Stephen?

Yam fucked

Just think, if that chair had snapped the police would've had to let him walk free, no way they could let that evidence be shown in a courtroom.

epin

i'm never committing a crime jesus, I think my interrogation would be even cringier

In my movie:
>Wideshot
>The exact image is shown
>The camera slowly zooms out as the walls slowly move in
>Stephen just sits emotionless
>Camera slowly zooms out
>Cut to black

What song is playing in the credits?

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You gon gimme just one lil leg hold?

>mfw I am enjoying the resurgence of Stephen memes

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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

GAZE UPON ME WHEN I'M SPEAKING STEPHEN!

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What’s this detective’s theme song?

I WAS 15 AND HE WAS 18

WE ATTENDED THE SAME SCHOOL

I DRESSED WELL AND HE LIKE A HOBO

HE WOULD ALWAYS LOSE THE FIGHTS AT GYM CLASS

BANG BANG, THE INCEL SHOT ME DOWN

BANG BANG

youtube.com/watch?v=BkKDSFYvxKU

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I CAN KEEP GOING STEPHEN

>no lawyer present
What kind of law student was he?

*leaves and comes back 20 minutes later with a Big Gulp*

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youtu.be/dCe6e23yIT8

That chair is so distracting.
What was that detective thinking??

>remember you told me that you watch porn?

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underrated kek

How about the time a guy escaped from prison and talked his way out of getting arrested?

youtube.com/watch?v=vBrnBmUmVzI

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youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

How is he going to play videogames in that position?

>Reggie LeDoux

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YOUR HAIR

WAS THERE

stayvun

Stephen is such a little faggot. I don't know how those detectives were able to listen to him say "i didn't do anything" "i don't know" in his soft little fag voice for 2 hours without bashing his teeth in.

>Reggie LeanDoux

This one is kino too

youtube.com/watch?v=u11A4FQlDMo

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officer bob detected

>look at us when we're speaking to you stephen

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he just wanted to see what it was like to kill something beautiful

*camera zooms into stephen's blood-soaked eyeballs*

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The more relaxed and unconcerned the detective looks the less the suspect realizes the precariousness of his situation.

One is looking at going home in a few hours and fucking his wife or getting drunk on his couch and the other is looking at life behind bars. But the detective doesn’t communicate the severity of it and since it’s literally incomprehensible for most people in the heat of the moment that your entire life is just over forever the suspect doesn’t always catch on.

Looks like your average Cuban friend group playing dominos.

When does he say this?

WHICH WALMART DO YOU GO TO STAYVUN?

>You fucked with us Stephen
>........no....... i did not sir
>Reggie LeDoux
>.............no
>.........I didn't even want to know that freak
>........I don't know

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I think its in the beginning-ish when the skinnier detective is saying "aren't we friends? I thought we were friends, you told me you watch porn"

>those arms
>that personality

how did he survive this long in prison?

>t. salty detective that couldn't get his suspect to concede

>his eyes
who said he survived? tyrone probably destroyed his asshole

guys here's a twist
he's innocent

ywn be this comfy

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>LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YA SON
>stares at him for an hour a foot from his face without twitching

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literally built for the job

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Can't even trust yourself these days

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I'M COMING STEPHEN

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it would take a special psychopath to fuck stayvun's asshole ... a man beyond disgust ...

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Cast them

>Cop
Jeff Bridges

>incel
???

KEK

Jesse Eisenberg

Shia labouf

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Jesus christ, where do they hire these people

AHHHHH STEPHEN HELP ME AHHH I'M FALLING

normie cast
>hur dur michael cera XD
>hur dur rami malek XD
intellectual cast
>shia lebaouf

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K E K
E
K

No more vidya games Stayven

You got any black trash bags Stephen?

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>you have anyone who saw you all weekend
>no...
>ANYone. Doesn’t have to be a friend. Neighbor? Landlord?
>no...
>what do you do all weekend?
>play video games...
>by yourself?
>yes...
>how do you do that?
>...
>I don’t know...

i-imagine spending all weekend in your aparmtment playing video games by yourself haha so weird

Le epic "I don't know" defense. Imagine having him as your lawyer if this didn't happen.

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>WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE WEAPONS?
>"to have"
>WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE WEAPONS?
>"to have"

what did stayvun mean by "to have"?

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He gave the cop two different names at the beginning and the end.

I don't know.

>funny chair meme that pops up every once in a while
>all of a sudden it's picked up by the underage capeshit masses and run into the ground

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Would a 2 hour long film in an interrogation room like this work?

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Just to have 'em

he's a big guy

>MY PRECIOUS MEMES
get a grip reddit

Isn't that the guy who taste tests pizza?

A lot are ex military and instead of killing their co workers at some desk job they allow them to become cops.

It’s the uncojugated form of “having” or “haves”, Stephen chose that form specifically because the subject is assumed by the detective’s question. Also because this is America and you can.

This little FREAK is a fucking abomination. It's a testament to how far we have declined as a society that he wasn't dashed against rocks as an infant. What a horrible, disgusting affront to the goodness of God's creation. If I were anywhere near Los Angeles, our modern Gomorrah, I would choke the life out of this little mongrel's disgusting and hateful demonic face. My day is ruined for having gazed upon such filth those are my genuine thoughts every time I am forced by Jewish tv execs to look at this sinful conglomeration of disease. The sheer unholy AUDACITY to try and pass this mutt, this mongrel, this ANIMAL as a human being fills me with such rage that I quake in anger. Had this halfling resided in my village I would come to him at night with fire and cleanse the world of his stain. It is a failing of modern society that now I would somehow be accused of a crime for ridding God's kingdom of such affronts to his glory.

An Endgame thread died for this.

LOL is that pewdiepies chair?

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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>funny frog comic meme that some people use
>all of a sudden it's picked up by the masses and completely ruined
kill yourself nerd

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>surrender cobra

if you interpolate the interview with some action/drama scenes so the public doesn't get bored it would work

\_oungin

>look he was sitting funny!

You guys are killing this meme lol.

But I guess that's the entire point of Yea Forums.

Posting the same few images every hour because you think they're that funny, but at the same time you want to burn them out of their novelty.

Not even Yea Forums is this bad.

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Honestly this and HAVE SEX!

Seethe more, /pol/cels

for stephen

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Think about the kind of people that would actually become cops and you have your answer.

unironically alpha

Sneed

go back

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This actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. It sounds like it could come off as the first Saw movie.

you only say this because you're on here all day, you dick-slurping faggot

have sex

I don't know...

>le reddit spacing!
How to spot a newfag

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Left hand blue, Stephen. You're fucked.

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Most sex in prison is consensual, the rape stuff is all a meme

based

Does Reddit use Markdown?

This is the funniest thing I've seen on this board this whole month.

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>b-b-body?

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I've seen these memes for years and finally watched the 2 hr interrogation last night, it was pretty kino

If I have sex and it doesn't change my life, you guys own me the hooker's honorariums + the motel bills

fuck off back to your link trap draw thread

Why didn’t he get a lawyer?

This. The reddit spacing meme has always been from 2013+ tourists. People were typing with spaces when I showed up in 2007.

I for one am really glad this meme has seen a resurgence. That one seething Trump spammer utterly got BTFO. This memes back drumpf tard

The sad truth is that

this looks a lot cleaner than

this

Underrated

when I first saw this meme I thought it was a sopranos meme. Because the interrogator looks like Tony

Because he was an almost-lawyer

Yeah. The image in started popping up again within the last two weeks, I'm guessing it's one butthurt newfag trying to fit in by accusing others of being reddit, but I can't be bothered to search it on the archive right now

Have you ever fixed a girl's computer for free, Yea Forums?

reddit existed before that post
so yeah, they were redditors

>newfag whines about reddit spacing

PLEASE KYS

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did he say that in the interview?

BTFO

Just imagine the sheer panic he must've felt. His heart skipping beats, his hands sweating, his stomach dropping, he can physically hear his heart pounding out of his chest. Vision becomes blurry. The word "body" echoing in his head.

>HUR DURR THOSE WERE REDDIT!

What it's like to be a low IQ nog who doesn't know how to separate sentences?

youtube.com/watch?v=YP4j1KyKRjE

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how did he not just start laughing at that fat fuck if a detective? Ya I'm going to jail but he's going to cardiac arrest

Reminder that the only people who give a shit about post formats are from Reddit and are latching onto some pathetic false sense of superiority

Only my scummy meth head 60 year old neighbor, it was cool though she gave me some weed and a handy afterward

Fuck off, newfag.

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>Did you know you could save 15% on your car insurance by switching to Geico, Stephen?

based

>redditfag trying to blend in
Fuck off back to your faggot site incel

GOD that's hot, I have a fetish for white women with those aging freckles they get on their chest

Can we get a transparent detective up in here??

>accepting a handy from a 60 year old meth head

get a life

What an incel

THE NUMBERS, STEPHEN

have sex

YOUR COAT OF ARMS WERE SEEN AT THE CULLING OF STRATHOME STEPHVEN

Why are normalfags so vicious and cruel?

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This post looks like shit and this is the correct formatting

immediately thought of grandma's boy

because stephen deserves it

What's this?

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

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NANI?!?!

Is this some sort of power stance?

>WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY GUNS???
Man fuck off, buddy. Why do you got so many excess calories hanging off of you? Just to have? You afraid of starvin??

alright but why make fun of him for doing as he's told?

>asked to look at him and put his hands on the table
>obliges
>somehow this makes him creepy
I mean I get that he's a murderer and that's a bad thing, but how is any of this other stuff 'creepy'?

>Stephen ... about those little girls in bikini we found on your computer

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

TO HAVE

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI
42:22

Because he was studying law and every person I've met in law is a know it all who thinks they are above the peasants

I think it's because he stared at them for 2 hours straight after and he never moved his body at all, that's pretty weird. Most people most move their legs and arms around periodically if they had to sit in a char for 2 hours.

what kind of loser listens to pigs

Like with jury duty, you will literally not be allowed to become a cop if you're too smart.

Not to say they only take idiots, but if you prove to be intelligent they just plain won't accept you.

And if you're thinking, "but I'm a cop", or, "I've been to jury duty", then you know what that means

>siding with stuvyn

have sex

I want to go to jury duty so fuckin bad, I'm 28 and have never received a summons, ever.

there are tons of one location/single conversation movies like that, sunset limited, man from earth, 12 angry men, those are pretty good

Because it is weird, even if he told him to he probably didn't mean "look me in the eye for 2 hours straight, never break away"

I hope you guys donated.

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Was he somehow supposed to know exactly how long to look at him?

>“......body?”
Kino

he looks cute in the picture

Chariots of silk she rode...stallions of gold she owned la la la la la la la laaaaa............

youtube.com/watch?v=QnCk608qHwE

Shitty forced meme will always be shitty
everyone replying to me should immediately off himself

An income tax liability of more than $0 is an automatic disqualifier

Lol. You'll regret that wish once you get there buddy.

That would be an autistic thing to think about. When you talk to someone you periodically look away

have sex

damn looks good now
maybe give him a second chance, prison has obviously made him a good person

>now
That doesn't look like the inside of a prison...

>The same people I talked today.....They're not your friends.

Absolutely cold

>deprived the privilege of seeing and being a part of his brother and sisters' lives
Didn't he deprive the girl's family that privilege when he FUCKING MURDERED HER AND CHOPPED HER BODY INTO PIECES

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That's an old picture. It's in a home.

You're not supposed to stare at people for several minutes without looking away, everybody knows this. There is no "exact time" just don't do something extreme like staring for hours.

You know it's not normal to not know this? Your are autistic. People aren't being cruel, they are healthy people. You are abormal if you don't understand what is weird about this.

In a casual conversation, sure
But this is much more important

Breh that’s a high school picture

It's not like you can just arrest random people who match a vague description. Quick way for police to get sued.

It is indeed cruel to point and laugh and make fun of him for being autistic (which isn't a choice)

puberty turned this man into this Elliot was right, it's a vile thing

he a good boy he dindu nuffin

lmao probably

I don't care, not only do I want to go to jury duty, I want to be selected. I want to trick them into thinking I'm some 95 IQ normie and then get on a jury and refuse to convict.

Spot on, mate. Spot on.

this is why i love Yea Forums

Ok, but if they deem you operating under the notion of jury nullifcation or on bias you'll go to jail. Have a good one.

If they are too socially retarded to not be aware you shouldn't stare for 2 hours, then I hardly see how ridiculing them will reach their impervious autist brain.

yes

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kek based
i want to do the whole 12 angry men bit and see if anyone gets it

lmao what is this interrogation technique called

Can someone explain why these retarded hicks constantly switch from "I'm yur furiend, steyvon" to "GAT DAMMIT STEYVON YUR A SICK SOMBITCH I TELLS YU HWAT"

If all they need is a confession, you'd have to be a total nimrod to somehow get suckered into such blatant bullshit. If I was sitting in that chair getting grilled by these fat cousin-wrastlin' fucks, I'd be dying of laughter.

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Cmon Stephen....

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No, it would still apply. Body language sometimes speaks louder. And all of his mannerisms were not normal at all, even when people have to deal with very serious things.

to have sex

anymore interrogation kino or something like this

>regularly loads juries full of niggers and dumbasses

>think they can nail me for operating within my rights

You don't scare me prosecutor nigger.

you cant go to jail for nullification
worst thing that can happen is other jurors report you to the judge and you get dismissed from the jury

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It sucks and it's hard to get picked. I was selected when I was 19. I made it to the last selection but wasn't picked. I wanted to be selected too. Missed a couple work days and only got like $15.

No you wouldn't. You obviously have never been in this situation, so it's easy to say that.

It doesn't matter if you receive a summons, you still have to be interviewed by the attorneys present. They're the ones who hand pick who gets on a jury. Courthouses will summon hundreds of people every months and only a handful get selected for actual duty. The rest get paid $5 for wasting half a day waiting to find out they're not needed and thanked for their civic duty after being booted from the building.

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Stop replying to me.

somebody post the picture of that disgusted mexican kid

Every interrogation is like that. You can’t be one or the other the whole time, the subject will become defensive with too much hostility. Too much friendliness they’ll think you’re a pushover or condescending.

push it to the limit

The entire city... Needed to be purged...

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Nah, bruh. Contempt of Court and Conspiracy are big deals in the legal system.

Is that pewdiepie's chair?

>being a beta
my sides
first thing im doing is gettin some micky d's up in the bitch, they want me to say word one i gonna eat first, that way they know im not some fool

Finally getting around to watching this. 18 minutes in and the detective just started getting nasty. Does it get even better?

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WHICH WALMART STEPHEN

nice

it's Kroger you Eurotrash

Probably because the switcharoo isn't like how you're saying it is, and they're trying to get a reaction from him. Also is there anything cringier than someone saying "WELL if it were me in this situation I wouldn't fall for anything, nope in fact I'd be laughing! That's right! Laughing!"

It's not contempt or conspiracy to get on a court and nullify. Fuck off faggot.

weird. that didn't stop them from sending me letters.

rich coming from a frogposter

If someone came up to you and switched every 30 seconds between friendly and aggressive as shit, you'd ask if they're retarded. Being scared into compliance doesn't make sense if you KNOW they need a confession, which they were clearly begging for.

His family thinks it was a maintenance man who used to work there who may have never turned in his master key. It didn't help that Stayven had the camera on a stick to see into her apartment. But there are some other strange things about the evidence timeline. They didn't find the saw and some other damning evidence until a month after they arrested him. Also his hair wasn't found in the bathroom. Regardless, him and her friends went into the apartment with their key her friends had so he would've had a reason for his DNA being there. I think the two cops were really pissed they couldn't get a confession out of him during the int. I'd still like to know how it took so long before they had any solid evidence from his apartment.

Act a little dumber and more ignorant. It's supposed to be a jury of their peers

WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

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It gets surreal as fuck.

I dont vote just so I never do.

jesus fucking christ this man can never be let out of prison

Check out the Craigslist Killer's interview. They interview his fiancé too. She asks the cops if she's safe to go home with him lol.

this is why you get haircuts lads

>jannies want to censor this good meme but twitter screencap threads are encouraged

>Cop
Stephen Root

>incel
Lil Peep

Predator eyes

lmao

>switched every 30 seconds between friendly and aggressive as shit,
they don't do this in the interview though

what was the evidence they found against him?

Anybody who uses shitty memespeak terms like go back is obviously from reddit.

Were you molested as a child?

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pretty sure it was Kroger

based truthposting exposing redditors left and right

Point me at a timestamp where the detectives switch up good cop bad cop that fast. They don't do that.

>when you roll a 4 on your bluff but the DC is 2

>Steven, do you wear the same pair of underwear for more than one day?
>Yes.
>Why?
>Because it's still clean enough to wear.

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It doesn't matter how fast it happens. The second someone starts acting like they want to fight, you know they're not friends. So why bother switching back and force between I LUV U and FUCK YOU

>113660967
the man form earth fucking sucks

you must be a woman to only be able to think in hyperbole like that

if you're on a jury and want out just go up to whoever's in charge and whisper "jury nullification"

He completely let himself go...

yes, he tried to fix her computer, but said he couldn't.

The dismemberment saw with bio material still on it and packaging
A pair of her underwear, her stolen flash drive with tons of her pictures on it, a master key to the whole building, blog posts about how he'd like to brutally rape his female neighbor, a camera taped to a stick for peeping on her, the videos he took of her apartment through the window, a bunch of different brand single condoms he burglarized from other tenants, and they also found on his HD (according to HIS lawyer he fired) the most disgusting child pornography you ever saw.
The strange thing is they didn't find the saw or the camera or the flash drive until over a month after his initial arrest for burglary which was the same day as the infamous TV interview and police interrogation.

>insulting someone’s intelligence
>using nimrod as a synonym for idiot
You’re an idiot

>a bunch of different brand single condoms he burglarized from other tenants
this is the one I don't understand

Americans are desensitized to the morbidly obese

>you aight whiteboy
>yeah lets nulifly this bitch
>fuck the judge he an old bitch anyway
>finna slaw
>i needa fix chicken dinners for ma childrens anyways
yeah good job you just let a murderer back on the streets

>maybe if i dont move the detectives wont notice me

I don't get it either. The cops asked him why he had a bunch of single condoms of multiple brands and he TOLD them he stole them from other apartments while the tenants weren't there. This gave them the power to arrest him and turn his apartment upside down immediately. How the hell did it take over a month to find the saw in his apartment?

Col. Russell Williams - youtube.com/watch?v=bsLbDzkIy3A
Jerrod Murray youtube.com/watch?v=ic7pNnL4ZCo
Dalia Dippolito(news segment with police footage) - youtube.com/watch?v=ns_UFyzI3uU
Craigslist Killer(audio) - youtube.com/watch?v=OUrYtvqZcjs
Police Footage(the whole channel is great) - youtube.com/watch?v=HMlzW6iVrRA
youtube.com/watch?v=IzociekIWRA
youtube.com/watch?v=1clsPeXT9Io

>using insulting as a synonym for berating
You're a nincompoop

Fucking based as hell

unironically dying a this shit. I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard.

Craigslist killer's fiancé also did an interview.
>he is the sweetest human being inside and out that I have ever met.
>OMG that does look like him on the cameras!
>am I safe to go home with him today?

AH LAHK TA THINK WE’Z FRIENDS STAYVUN
YA TOLD ME BOUT THE PORN YA WATCH ON THE INNANET

>finna slaw
?

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IT AINT ME

STAYVUN, SINCE WE'S SUCH GOOD FRENZ'N'ALL, HOWSABOUT YOU SHOW ME YUR FURAFFINITY FAV'RITS

>go back and forth between 0:00 and 1:59
>absolutely no change besides the clock

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>when you

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ARE YOU UHFRAID OF MUH MUSIC STAYVUN
youtu.be/EAOCHOC6Zso

>these eurofags and northerners trying to emulate southern dialect with text
embarrassing

>tfw this interrogation reminds me a lot of me and my dad years ago

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Not every interrogation. It must depend on how much evidence the police already possess, and how the subject of the interrogation responds. Most people don't respond like Stephen. Here are some other interrogation kinos, neither of which feature aggression from the cops.

youtube.com/watch?v=MeuidR5UNWY

youtube.com/watch?v=CfnEO-6Ca7U

YUH LIKE THE VIDYAS WHERE THE CHINESE LADIES PUT EELS IN THEY VAGINAS DON’CHA STAYVUN

> American humour

table sex

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Kek

>Detective, please, stop this grotesque charade.
>I KILLED HER! I DID IT!
>Please get up.

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kino

TELL ME STEPHEN

>got called when i was 20
>college student and it was during the semester so i called and got it pushed it off for like 6 months til winter break and i was 21
>show up, get called once, and get auto DQ'd for being a college student
>jury duty ends like 4 hours early
what a waste of a fucking day, who the fuck would ever want to have jury duty, much less actually be on a jury

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Stephen...you're a big guy

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Classic

Had it for the first time a couple years ago. It was a criminal trial for first degree murder. Took 15 days. Got paid $75 per day, which I needed at the time because I was NEET. I ended up spending all the money on a gaming PC, though.

Black guy shot his friend in the head in a parking lot over not giving him the extra shoe laces that came with new shoes he just bought.

See, the difference between our posts is that insulting and berating are synonymous, whereas “nimrod” has been coopted by fools as a word for idiot.

when the detective leaves the room and he's all alone sitting motionless, it's unsettling as fuck

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>Black guy shot his friend in the head in a parking lot over not giving him the extra shoe laces that came with new shoes he just bought.
'Murica

Why yew got all’em funny animal costumes in yuh closet Stayvun? The ones with the stains on ‘em?

finally, now I understand

I've been "reddit spacing" since before reddit was even a thing and for the past few years now getting accused of it without having a clue

guess I'm double spacing now, I just don't like then the text is all together

Kek

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He's like a deer in the headlights at that point, he knows he's absolutely fucked

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>a man's game charges a man's price, Stephen

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he's simply trying to teleport through sheer will.
I've been there.

>Blacks

ftfy

WHERE'S MY REMOTE CONTROL

>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>No

>"god i wish i could be anywhere but here" going through his head over and over and over
Nope, no one to help ya here Stayvun, no more videogames

kek

Fucking amateur, I had them dancing on my palm for daaaaaays.

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*plays mariokart internally*

Bourne song

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

At one point I wasn't sure if the video was frozen or not

>CUT MY (FUTURE) WIFE INTO PIECES

tbf I could play through the entirety of Halo 1's campaign in my mind and entertain myself for at least 4 hours.

sweet caroline ba ba ba

You idiot, double spacing is what reddit does to get the single space. If anything you look like more of a redditor. The only correct thing to do is what you want and either ignore them who laugh or laugh back at them.

>Double tripdubs
Witnessed.

>pssst hey big steven
>he's a sleep
>now's our chance!

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omg

I listened to 40min and it was entertaining but it didn’t have the fiancé interview

Nimrod is synonymous with idiot. You're retarded bro.

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>I don't know..

What is little Stephen gonna do

>babby learns language is fluid like his shits

I thought Jim Can't Swim had a video on this guy. I guess he deleted a bunch of videos but luckily it's mirrored.

youtube.com/watch?v=jkZK70HyNrc

wait a minute! where's angel Stephen?

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nonononono

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t. roastie whore

I don’t understand

>Stephen and Steephen

You’re probably not even old enough to remember using Yea Forums before reddit became the boogeyman.

>Siding with Stephen
>>>r/braincels
and have sex

It’s easy to sympathize with him because he seems so meek and frail, but remember this dude murdered somebody.

>39 minutes in and I'm in THE WRONG FUCKING ROOM
>chief is gonna get angry at me again

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At what time in the video does he do the
>L E A N