"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn? "

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn? "

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Lawn mowing really is therapeutic.

t. 28 year old boomer

"hahaha hank is so lame" for real though I would put a baby in Minh.

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As someone that's done both (unlike Hank, apart from the time he was briefly mindless after taking a drag on a Marijuana cigarette) they both have their benefits

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Hank is the boomer I aspire to be.

Based and functional

I hate mowing, but I really like the smell of freshly cut grass, maybe mixed with the smell of gasoline from the mower.

DUUUDE WEEED

You said it

hated mowing the lawn when i was a kid, now I look forward to it, fucking boomer memes got me

>"Why would anyone do fuck and suck when they could just feed a seed?"

I really don't know.

Yardwork in general is mega comfy.

Mowing the lawn is the boomer version of those zen gardens where they rake sand

Yard work is gratifying as fuck

Everyone has one physical labor activity they would gladly do for no money

What about doing both?

DUDE LAWN

For me it's shoveling snow

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Drugs are a waste of money, same as booze and cigarettes, a hour long high vs a week of a pleasing aesthetic mowed lawn

>Drugs are a waste of money, same as booze
Stop pretending to know everything

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I keep telling myself I won't drink and then I find myself at the liquor store. Fuck my life