I had to pee three times

I had to pee three times.

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You pee every hour?

Me too, I was watching the camrip on my laptop so I didn't have to stop watching, I just brought it into the bathroom with me.

I want the pain to end.

Yea Forums is the only place i feel like myself and thats only after i have drunk myself stupid

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DUDE LMAO, I peed my pants in excitement when Hulk dabbed!
And when Thor was playing Fortnite bro, lol. Thor playing Fortnite just proves Fortnite is for adults, amirite fellow avengers fans?

Thor never played Fortnite. Korg did. Fuck off namefag. Nobody likes you by hanging around here.

Dude, don't hate me bro. I'm a little slow because I watch marvel movies.

based

Hold it in like a real man then literally hunch over as you slump your way to the bathroom with drips coming out of your dick hole like I did

You have been doing this in every single avengers thread for the past 24 hours. This has to he pure fucking autism.

>look up movie runtime
>"Oh its 3 hours, I shouldn't drink for about an hour prior to the movie if I don't want to have to pee during it."
>it works

Bow before my Big Brain, OP.

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Turn 40 and you'll see that strategy fail miserably

Your digestive system is fucked if this is true

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same except I was in theater I just pulled up a camrip on my phone before leaving to go to the bathroom so I could watch it while I peed

>I had to pee three times.

The beetus is a bitch, huh fatty?

What does your urologist say? You might have prostatic problems

Wait, you start generating piss from nothing at 40?

I'm sorry user.
Good news is that the medicine you need will save your hair.
Bad news: Impotence.

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Here is how you watch the whole movie without needing to pee, even once!
1. Take a few sips at the start of the film up to the point where "they kill" thanos
2. don't drink or eat another until the 3rd hour
3. start munching and drinking as fast as you can until the credits roll
t. someone that done this and didn't need to pee until about 20-30 minutes after the movie was done

You can't fully empty your bladder as you get older. Now you know why boomers always take pee breaks.

Really? I'm having the opposite problem. When I was younger, I didn't have to take many breaks, but as I move into my 30s, I'm finding that after I drink, it goes through me TOO fast. Most of the time this is a pain, but I can use it too my advantage to plan for long movies.

This is what happens when you taie so much cock up your ass your prostate swells