What would you do with the Infinity Gauntlet? Let's assume that you're strong enough to withstand snapping once...

Dust myself desu

10” penis.

Have sex, unironically.

Snap and Yea Forums and reddit become one.

/reddit/

lifetime subscription to bangbros

Date and then break up with Taylor Swift, then snap my fingers to prevent her from writing a bitter breakup song about me for her next album.

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Cunny is now legal and popular.

i'd wish for Thanos to be real so i could eat his ass

I'd make all Tide pods taste like heaven.

I'd snap discord trannies and anybody who uses reddit into dust

mess with the natural reach of four fundamental forces

Why would you not want the breakup song?

>What would you do with the Infinity Gauntlet?
get a qt gf that loves me for who I am

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Use a snap to make you strong enough to wtihstand unlimited snaps

The structural causes of crime would still be there user.

beat off lol

Do you understand the elemental forces necessary to stop Taylor Swift from writing songs about ex-boyfriends?
I like the challenge.

Jews and niggers.

Become Godzilla and exterminate the chinese

This desu

use it to make Brie Larson my gf

Have sex

I would awaken the universe and turn all matter into one sentient being.

everyone becomes anime girls

kill all blacks, everyone south of texas, all jews, all towel-heads, all chinks, all gooks, all wops, all micks and all anglo scum

With the Gauntlet anything is possible.

Then who's gonna pick ya darn cotton?

how do you even snap with that on your hand? fucking capeshit

if my turn is after this guy, i'll wish for a coke

>snap for gem invulnerability
>snap infinite wealth
>snap for the Jews to collectively grow a conscience and overwhelming remorse
>kill SJWs and the entire country of India
>snap gem immunity over to president Trump
>give him the gauntlet
>retire

Use the infinity stones to power up and start snapping all the time for whatever I want

Oh I'd also make anime real and 10/10 gfs for me and all my Yea Forums frens

glass this shitty fucking planet and it's filthy people

some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kill all jews and then destroy it

>use it to make Brie Larson my gf
I'm sure if you ask she will zuck ya dick

No mexicans, no burritos. think before you snap

>snap for the Jews to collectively grow a conscience and overwhelming remorse
>literally guilt the kikes into a self-made second holocaust
Brilliant.

That's about the same as when Thanos decides he should wipe out all of the Universe

Burritos and all Mexican food is was as fuck to make, Juan.

Legalize child prostitution

Isekkai myself into some anime with super powers or some shit.

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easy as fuck*

Magical self-replenishing jar of weed

India.

Populate every possible planet and moon ect because why not

two chicks at the same time

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Free fast food for the entire galaxy.

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Do the same but on specific targets - jews, sjws, liberals, niggers, etc.

>not Israel
spotted the burger.

what thanos did
but continent wise

Fixing all Earthly problems, small or large, is my un-selfish answer
Giving me a harem of every woman I've ever wanted, real or not, is my selfish answer

Learn from then go back to /pol/ you brainlet. As if the people that don't commit crime in that 13% are responsible for the people that do. Why don't you go work for Gillette and help them produce their next commercial?

Based.

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I really wish you /pol/acks had the 100 IQ you cling so dearly to. Once you kill all those people, the world economy crashes and you will no longer have the comfy lifestyle you currently enjoy.

Make anime monstergirls real

Snap away Disney
Snap away feminists
Snap away Nu-wars
Snap away Nu-Bond
Snap away (((Hollywood producers)))

I don't understand. Thanos wasn't injured the first time he snapped his fingers, only the second time when he tried to destroy the stones.

So why now is it the case that using the gauntlet injures anyone who uses it?

Look at this user.
>snap for the Jews to collectively grow a conscience and overwhelming remorse

This is how you handle it, not genocide.

Why not just kill everyone and stop 100% of the crimes?

make it so that for about 3 minutes every day (totally random and different for each individual) every living creature in the universe sees my flaccid penis in their mind's eye.

I would make capeshit and their fans die in horrible pain. Forever.

>Create comfortable hidden sanctuary, probably some floating station in space
>Dedicate all time to deciding what to do with it (More resources? World Peace? etc.)
>Teleport important/intelligent people (and friends) to the sanctuary to discuss the matter with them

Can guarantee a good chunk of time would be spent deciding the morality of bringing back a recently passed away friend, and related possibilities.

Everybody becomes a cute anime girl, reproduction is now done by handholding

Because that would ruin the balance retard

>not snapping the Krauts as well
poor choice my friend, the jews will just use them to cause another European crisis

Create a universal hivemind so I can experience everything there's to experience. Every living being on the universe becomes an extension of my consciousness.

bring about fully automated luxury gay space communism

Kill all Jews.

I'd erase my debt and hold onto the last snap for an emergency so I don't use it on something retarded like world peace

A machine we spray paint black

Make anime realz and then do human instrumentality