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Why is he still wearing the gauntlet LOL
Its fused to his arm.
Could you imagine being this fucking stupid you don’t realize it is fused to his arm? Come on man, you need to become smarter. Read a book. Retain information.
Comfy
They should have explained that in the movive
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>fused to his arm
how do you fuse metal to skin again?
Nah dude, you're just fucking dumb
Space Magic
This is far beyond your earthy limitations
t. BASED THOR
its his personal time power glove
>just cutting his head off thereby killing the only interesting character arc from the prior film
He should have just regretted it and joined the avengers to kill his prior self. Would have been better than this shit
Dip your hand in a vat of molten gold and you'll find out
Why doesn't he just use the gauntlet to make infinite food?
That is pretty bad too.
its literally magic, kill yourself and have sex
did they really forget to remove the powerdirector watermark before release? what a fuck up
I cant think of what else you can do with that character that would be interesting other than just have him die somehow. Thanos seeing the error of his ways and having to physically confront his past is at least...SOMETHING
thanoth
He should have named the planet Thanogar
I think it happens when you apply enough heat for your skin to melt?
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Here's a video of a dude with his hand fused to a thing when he tried to steal some cables
lol why is he purple
lol
WHOLESOME
I haven't seen a MCU movie in 4 years, but Thanos seems like a p. based cool dude
>ywn retire to a nice space potato farm after completing your life work
why did feminism ruin my life
>kill his prior self
Was that his exposed liver?
Thanos IS a pretty cool dude. Thanos did literally nothing wrong.
It's simple calculus. If life keeps growing at its current rate, the universe will run out of resources and EVERYONE will die. Everywhere Thanos goes, he kills 50% of the population, but after he's done, the remainder know nothing but clear skies and full bellies. He creates paradise everywhere he travels. He doesn't want to rule. He doesn't descriminate against young, old, rich, poor, weak, strong, good evil. He simply wants to save the universe from itself, and is the only one with the will to act on it.
Oh man I thought the thumbnail was a giant Apratosaurus walking through a jungle.
I want a dino movie that isn’t Jurassic World
>Be me
>Live in area with loads of black "people"
>Excited to watch Endgame
>Get to the moment where Cap wields Thor's hammer to smack Thanos's shit
>Entire theater explodes with "AAAH SHIT HE GONNA DO IT TO EM OOOH HELL NAH"
>mfw
this is stupid, but well, it just a movie
He also has a secret ulterior motive in the comics. He wants to wipe out half of all living things in the universe so that he might impress Lady Death, his immortal waifu. They cut that bit out of the movies but he's still pretty based.
or lung
>wears tattered old shirt like he just dug it out the wardrobe
LMAO
Who the fuck is he trying to impress?
I know you're 15 and have never seen a burn injury, but it's sometimes quite hard to remove clothing and objects from skin after bad burns. He could probably rip it loose but it would be absolutely agonizing.
couldve wiped the half of his wardrobe he no longer wears with that snap.
THIS is supposed to be the end all villain LMAO
t. brainlet who doesn't understand simple calculus
My lord is merciful and wise. He is the savior of the universe.
It was super obvious, you're either blind or watching a terrible cam
You can't just ask somebody why he's purple.
>Why doesn't he just use the gauntlet to make infinite food?
Farmers don't need space magic for that, city zoomer.
>Tell don't show
You got the realest experience. Please see it again and record audience reactions, thanks.
cringe
According to the rules of time travel in this movie, is there a timeline where Thanos wins and lives happily ever after? I want to live in that timeline
uh, the original one? thanos gets to live in his comfy farm home eating food and watching the sunset after having done a great balancing job
>A living embodiment of estrogen tells others they're retarded because they don't know everything about some capeshit scene posted on Yea Forums
Wow lad, terrific.
imagine withstanding not 1 but 2 snaps
what a lad
>He should have just regretted it
Why? Please do not answer me like "oh it is bad".
I had a friend who in a debate about Sargon of Accad told me that he things that the alt right would be really offended about being called white supremacists.
Yea right - someone has some ideas ( I am not even saying if they are right or wrong here ) and acts upon them. He will most likely not regret them especially if it is not a black and white scenario.
Thanos knew that a lot of people means a lot of resourced used, means death of nature and eventually may lead to a lot of people dying in wars for resources or from hunger. His ideas are not entirely wrong. He would have not regretted a single thing and if Marvel showed him regretting it, it would have destroyed his character.
All I could think of was the scene of Shrek setting the dinner table and having a meal alone
>Why?
He misses gamora
The rest of your post is schizophrenic
He is based and redpilled.
>He misses gamora
That is true
>The rest of your post is schizophrenic
Not an argument.
Tossed salad and -- scrambled eggs.
post him getting his head chopped off
Hey baby
Comfy as fuck. The universe resulting from a 100% snap is probably like this but everywhere.
Some guy in my theater yelled WAKANDA FOREVERRRRRR when Black Panther showed up. I think he was white though.
>those comments
E/b/IN FTW BROS
Did you suck your teeth and say "you alright white boi"
Cause if you didnt fuck you
What is the meaning of this?
>2019
not very surprising to be honest
>being so retarded you need everything spelled out for you
Because he didn't take the reality gem out of it, fix the gauntlet, then take it off. Nor did he use the gems to infuse himself with the power of the gems first before destroying them or doing anything approaching making sense if you had an artifact that granted you divine power.
Run out of resources in infinite universe?
why not make more resources
I’m 26 so I’m too old to be yelling funny memes like all the kiddos. And some teens were already laughing at me and dropping popcorn in my hair so I didn’t want to set them off even more.
Because life would get to the level where those resources aren't enough again, so culling and fear works better.
actually a good answer to the question. Still..... what if he creates infinity number of resources? Because I know the argument of "you cannot just enlarge earth all of the time". I would say that you can have a flat Earth that constantly expands with some pattern of resources.
Literally the opening scene of Shrek.
If he was alone on his garden planet, why didn't the Mad Titan walk around with his Titanic manhood out?
Imagine being so cringepilled that you can't appreciate the best commentary track you'll get from a capeshit theater experience.
Because using the gauntlet makes your wiener shrink.
>Implying he didn't use the reality stone to give himself an 18 inch penis.
Those are kiwana melons
this is how low capeshit watchers sank -- a fucking purple man cooking an alien pineaple LOL
can't make this shit up
According to most of the movie, no. Only one timeline.
According to the five minute talk between Hulk and the Master, the one where Loki escaped with the tessereact would be your best bet
racist
that sounds fucking funny
Never has the gauntlet been shown to create matter. Not only that, but more resources = population growing at a faster rate, which equals problem unresolved and ever present again.
what do you think that thing tasted like?
How did he make the candles?
earwax
Shrek confirmed
>"I'm angry cuz they explained it in the movie"
>"I'm angry cuz they didn't explained it in the movie"
just kys