Describe your sex life with a movie title

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

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Gone in 60 Seconds

>don't be ashamed for being a virgin
I'm not ashamed about being a virgin, only 2 more years until wizardhood, then we'll see who's laughing

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The Virgin Suicides.

niccccce
(and condolences on you missing out on quads, they were well-earned)

Get Shorty

Walt Disney’s™ Frozen (2013)

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Mama Mia!

The Smurfs

hey bb

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The thing

"A Week Alone" because I only get laid on weekends.

benis :DDD:D:DD :DDD

you were never really here

That’s a women, no shit, she actually chooses to not have sex.

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Gone Girl

The dark tower.

>tijuana hookers
Moneyball

Any Given Sunday

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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Unless you're some monk living in celibate in some old monastery at the edge of a cliff you have absolutely no excuse to be a virgin as a dude
>Neither do I :(

you should try becoming a priest

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Fear and loathing in las Vegas

What if I just want to friendzone girls who hit on me?

>A few Dollars More

Predator

Black Hawk Down

Monkeybone

2 Fast 2 Furious

Free Solo

Gay

Annihilation

Shame

Ravenous

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

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Is there really a movie that's just called "Gay"?

Based, that was almost peak Fraser

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Pic related

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Deliverance

Highway Men

10,000 Black Men Named George

Pretty Woman

Deadwood

was about to post this xP

Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

is this the one where the two bros fuck each other's moms

The Hobbit

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Unlawful Entry with Kurt Russel

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Shrek 2

Howdy

For A Few Dollars More

problem child 2

kek

The 400 Blows

The Untouchables

Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

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Gay Niggers from Outer Space

Solo

doom

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howdy

12 Years A Slave

What film takes ages to get going and just after it does it immediately stops?

Jiro dreams of Sushi

The Dark Knight Rises

attack of the clones

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300

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Much ado about nothing

Toy Story 4

12 Angry Men

Ready Player One

Fiddler on the Roof

Child´s play

NICE

Avengers endgame

lone survivor
what's sex feel like bros? no memes lol

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Enter The Void

Edward Scisoorhands

Falling Down

Problem Child 2

28 weeks later

Big Daddy

Ant Man

nice

I always love how the Film is literally called Hands: Hands of fate

Fist of Fury

Child's Play

Warm apple pie

The big short

She’s the man