/got/

>work just called and asked if I could work tomorrow (I'm european)
>I said no

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IM SO BORED RIGHT NOW SOMEONE UPLOAD THE EPISODE EARLY

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LIGHT EM UP BOYS

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Best girl in the show by so fucking far.

Melisandre is second do.

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GIVE ME THE LEAKED EPISODE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Got this leaked part from tonight's episode. The Night King kills Jaime.

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>looking at a cast picture of the Stark siblings
>holy fuck Bran is tall IRL (seeing how tall he is compared to Kit)
>look up height
>5'11
>mfw I'm 4 inches taller than Hamstead-Wright at the same age
>mfw Kit is a literal midget

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Azor Jaime

is there seriously no spoilers out yet? no chinks or russians got ahold of the script or episode somehow? surprising
all we have is this rambling nonsense from some autistic user

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>Wanting to see the second biggest episode of the final season in dog shit leak quality

jojen dies

you're right

This is my favourite jedi

inb4 the episode is leaked a few hours early again

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Bros...

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Cast Fire and Blood

Pic related, Visenya Targaryen

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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE EPISODE DIDN'T LEAK YET

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He's better looking and more successful than you tho, autist lanklet

>Someone who weighed less
Imagine the outrage

Why the fuck would it?

M A A R I O
A
A
R
I
O

they can't keep getting away with it

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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There's like a gorillion different spoilers all contradicting each other.

HBO leaked the only half decent of the episode last week on purpose to get people who didn't watch interested enough to order, so they can fit in at work and with their normie friends who talk about the show

The gods were cruel when they saw fit to test my patience for leaks. They waited til I was old and tired, and what did I do when the shitposters brought word of Littlefinger's false death? And of Stannis, even of Stannis' poor fate.

I will not tell you whether to find a stream or just download. Which characters will die today and which will be saved by Dabid and Dabid's writing. You must make that choice for yourself anons, and live with it for the rest of the season, as I have.

Kill the Arrgghhh, /got/ and let the leakposting be born.

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That's true but it's still fucking funny

It happened last week you fucking retard

based

any chance of an early leak again this time?

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>"Someone taller" *smirks*
>Cut to her being brutally raped by Drogo

Nettles

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I don't know

This is popular right?

Even Avengers got leaked

Who was in the wrong here?

Call me that again, I dare you. See what happens.

DAMN, Gendry's ass looks like that?

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>the hour draws near
fellow europeans, you MUST stay up tonight. I have a jiu jitsu tournament tomorrow and i am still staying up, others have work and they stay up. It's only 2AM, keep your neet ass up. You must stay up and shitpost with your brothers.

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the "kit is short" and "YOU HAVE NO BALLS" quotes is literally the thing d&d do all the time now. they are obsessed with it.

>neet ass
Some people have a full time job, a wife and kids m8.

TRUST ME
I WILL

I made sure to sleep longer than usual today so I could stay up. Was hoping it would leak by this time though.

Hello I am also a 5'8 manlet but if you think that being 4 inches taller than a millionaire actor is funny then you have strange perceptions about height and humour

I don't want to watch some shit quality stream. I'll stick to Amazon rips thank you.

>crying about the lack of the leaks
I remember when the episode when stannis burned shireen leaked...holy fucking shit. one of the most hilarious things to ever happen on Yea Forums. the butthurt, the denial, the seething. glorious.

Or some based German can leak it again and I won't be a zombie in work tomorrow

Which characters appearence was changed most from the books?

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Their friendship held the realm and the wall together. With them both gone, civil war erupted and the Night King is marching south.

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widow's wail to make the night queen a widow

not him but if you have kids and are still here thats fucking sad

WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF SLEEP?
NOT TODAY

Hotah...

Ygritte is kinda janked in the books, as well.

After they escape the battle they are going to Deepwood Motte and meeting up with Lord Glovers forces, than taking ships to Pyke.
This will set up tension between Lord Glover and Yara, since Yara occupied Deepwood Motte during the war of five kigns, but Lord Glover will realize he has to overcome this in order to survive

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I can't find the picture but I just found it funny that Wright looked fucking massive compared to him and Wright is average height

Jesus Christ dude I'm just bantering, don't take this shit personally.

I'm a hilariously underweight Pajeet with literal autism so feel free to insult me for that

Salladhor Saan and Xaro Xhoan Daxos were niggers in the TV show.

t.when a zoomer doesnt realize how pathetic he is

I'd fucking be pissed if they pull out spooky skeletons from the crypt

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Tyrion. He was deformed in the books but in the show they found the one dwarf who had a normal looking face to play him, because nobody wants a deformed creature as a main character
Was he not a negro in the books? I thought he was a Summer Islander

>when kit goes full oberyn martell cosplay tier

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was much cooler when he ran his palm across it instead of it lighting up light a fucking lightsaber

based and trip-pilled

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>This will set up tension between Lord Glover and Yara
nah, undead benjen will show up and say to them "there's no time" and the scene will end

>mfw any of the main cast at this point have the clout and money to fund their own starring movie/series of whatever the fuck they want

what would you do Yea Forums?

A Stannis spin-off

Move to China and make historical c-dramas, encouraging practical effects over CGI.

shitpost on Yea Forums

Well to be fair i imagine the pool of dwarf actors is pretty small in general.

the actor doesn't understand the role and likely wouldn't return

Dunk and Egg. Even the dogshit GoT-seasons worked when they featured two characters walking around.

The reason Dinklage is the most successful dwarf actor is because he looks normal

member when stannis was executed off screen by a waman? I do..

I would sit down and explain everything about the mannis that dnd were too retarded and effeminate to do so

>mfw Night King will resurrect all the legendary Starks from the crypt to fight for him

Ready for EDO TENSEI next episode?

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>small
kek

Do you unironically think he would give a shit

they're all dust

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

CHAOSH IS LADDAH

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fun fact: most real life dwarf/midget/little ppl/whichever are rich

Pretty much this and he's genuinely the best dwarf actor actor who's good for more than being a joke or at least was before dabid whipped out the crayons

Hehe, I see what you did there

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

>Not leaving Jon alive as a jester because of his height

have sex

manlet COPE

I am horny now

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

source

He was already dying before she killed him, she only finished him off.

If im paying him for it and actually trying to inject some enthusiasm and directing for the role then yeah but obviously not in the lorefag type way.

That would literally be the most boring show I can ever think of
Autism detected
Low IQ detected

accurate
youtube.com/watch?v=G7KbIu7E81s

Show me the body.

I should post my runthrough where Stannis ended up as a revived, mutilated, mute, blind, 90 year old undead monster who spent his years fighting the walkers with Jon Snow while outliving Shireen and her son

It's a good job Maisie Williams is rich from game of thrones cos that mulefaced Bitch isn't getting work again

Samson is best dwarf role ever

better actor than the Dink too

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Is it because rich families are the only ones who can afford them or because their dwarfism offers very niche oppurtunities?

>Implying shes not going to spend it all on massive amounts of cocaine and mdma

More Lancel, your Grace?

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Rorschach for being a cringy faggot

niche opportunities mainly entertainment related.

Yea Forums is and always will be a Stannis site kys freecucks

A Euron final victory would be awesome, but I don't think they have the balls.

here's a leaked episode for you bro
spoiler alert, an important character dies
youtube.com/watch?v=P_upIJYfRkc

Ah that makes sense those lucky little bastards

Not even the best role played by that actor

The Long Night is the most uninspired route they could have gone with a spinoff

For God's sakes give me the leak before I piss myself

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>skip all mystic and prophecy shit in favor auf showing tiddies and dick jokes
>whole finale season is about "memories", magic ice zombies and prophecy
well done D&D

>Rorschach
>Not Stannis

Bigly. Very sad. Sad!

anyone else want the knight chad to win?

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carnivale was god tier
twin poops stinks

Azor Night King!

#NotMyNightKing

>someone voted Mace Tyrell

Lmao you card

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>Rorschach
sorry I don't know anything about capeshit user, last hero type kids movie I saw since TMNT 2 : Secrets of the Ooze in the early 90s was Winter Soldier cause my friends were going, and it was shit

Glovers only purpose in the show was to be a subversive element to demonstrate that northern lords are not honourable or noble like Ned always talked about. Glovers whole point of existence is to be a cowardly fair wheathered friend who is to make the north seem vile and to negate the North Remembers ideal.

>looks already attractive
>gets a tiddies and face make over, looks less attractive
does most woman have internal bimbo fetish?

#NotMyNightKing
NEVER FORGET

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I would fuck Alys Karstark

Watchmen was meant to mock capeshit, Alan Moore hates capeshit now

Jorah and Brienne die tonight, who else?

>spends his life looking for revenge
>scrawny featherweight body
>chapped lips
>never gets laid
nothing chad about this guy

You decide bros
Should I stay up until 3 am or should I sleep and watch it tomorrow morning?

Dany but only because I'm into femdom and think she'd be a good dom.

More leaks.

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Imagine defending dnds hack writing GODS WHAT A STUPID POST

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STAY UP AND WATCH IT WITH US

Tomorrow morning. Sleep is very important. It's not worth it for something you'll easily see the next day. It's also comfy to watch in the morning with a cuppa cawfee.

Hopefully Jaime

THIRSTY

in the north everyone prepares for the war with the night king

MEANWHILE IN THE SOUTH
>nobody runs the rock
>nobody runs the reach
>nobody runs the stormlands
>nobody runs the dorne
>nobody runs the riverrun

bravo d&d

>imagine jaime being king like in the orginal draft
based DnD

More feed and seed, your Grace?

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me 2

>nobody runs the dorne
gib snek

so comic capeshit to mock comic capeshit? I'm good on that. The only reason I ever heard of Watchmen (had no idea what movie that pic was from) is because this fat autistic guy on his 3rd Russian mail order bride (not even joking there) had a Watchmen figure hanging up in his cube. Sounds absolutely based you faggot.

all 3 of them were fucked up.

Ozymandias basically acted as god and tricked humanity into changing everything they knew overnight by dropping a giant fucking alien / bomb on the world.

Dr Manhattan could've come up with a less destructive way of enforcing peace upon the world, but he's too disconnected from humanity to give a shit. He basically goes along with Ozymandias out of laziness, and kills Rorschach because he asks him to.

Rorschach knew that Ozymandias' plan would at least temporarily save humanity, but couldn't compromise on telling the truth. So he chose to just fucking die, somewhat cowardly.

none of them were heroes.

>implying you wouldn't

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Oh yeah and the vales been forgotten and theres no logical reason why the crownlands even recognizd the authoritu of Kings Landing

No save your strength for heeming

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strawpoll.me/17902462

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wallpaper worthy

>tfw Mace Tyrell is acting Regent in the books

lmao wtf is GRRM's plan

By far the most based post on this board.

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silk spectre 1 was a hero for letting comedian rape silk spectre 2 into her, knowing she'd trigger dr. manhattan's latent hebephilia and causing him to save humanity

Mace isnt anywhere as retarded as he is in the show though

In the Mercy chapter Raff the Sweetling implies that Cersei is back to being the regent

You think DnD will give a shit, Skelly Starks are munching on the living tonight.

More cock, your Grace?

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Lord Royce is still always with Sansa, and hes the new Lord Protector of the Vale after Littefinger's death

I always found it really really disgraceful he had to rape her in the trophy room like wtf comedian have some respect

If the Night King's dragon was killed, couldn't everyone just go to Essos?

I wish there was a scene between them, but that will probably never happen now.

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This. Good advice.

The Night Kning doesnt know how to build boats?

>Eddison Tollett
Who?

That theyve completely failed to acknowledge and still have failed to show Robins reaction to the death of his beloved uncle petyr

Dolorous Edd.

Who else is excited for the Burlington Bar kino reactions for tonights ep?

Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass

Robin is a retard whose reaction doesn't matter

Triggered

>not watching it live with the lads and joining in with the best discussion right after the episode

lmao

WE NEED KARL FOOKIN TANNER OF GIN ALLEY TO FOOK THE NIGHT KING WITH 2 OBSIDIAN DAGGERS AMIRITE LADS

"ladyyyy in reeeed"

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I'm assuming they have no boats, because if they had them, they would've sailed around the Wall years ago.

>That man face

>this is the type of audience that defending dabids hackery
The absolute state of (You)

He’s going to get BTFO and killed by the Golden Company in the Stormlands in a battle resembling Agincourt

You're either old or have really mean parents

That sounds cool is there anything that suggests this in the books?

>Voted for Yara, hope she goes up
>1 vote

Oh, okay.

It'll happen when Jon appoints Jaime as the Lord Commander of his Kingsguard

Re-reading Fire and Blood right now.

Do any of you think Corlys the Sea Snek poisoned Baleon the Brave?

What are you guys gonna be drinking tonight? Im going with pic related

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Anyone have a gif of this?

Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies.

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An Autumnal mead

Ice to meet you

based

warsandpoliticsoficeandfire.wordpress.com/2016/04/18/blood-of-the-conqueror-part-7-agincourt/

>ARRRGHGHHHHHH

for me it's dr. pepper

>Sansa, did you know that all of the wars during the past 100 years have been started by Braavosi and people with recent Braavosi heritage?

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And Harrenhal?

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nICE

Karl Tanner is probably the best thing d&d has ever done

wtf i love bran now

ISHAPOOEESSHH

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one of the most comical shots in the whole show
it felt like straight out monty python

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>you fool, no one can kill me

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>I am No One

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I hope you're ready, user.

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>Arya teleports behind him
>I AM NO ONE

Calling it now, it's a spear that fires a dragonstone dart

But i am no one!

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>teleports behind you
>a girl is no one
B R A V O D A B I D

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I really want the lannister lagavulin tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=5QtRPT_zYHc
>aiden gillen is a good actor

I am no fool

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Honestly his new voice is much more iconic and hilarious even if its in a memey sort of way

YOU CAN NOT KILL ME, I AM SUBHUMAN

He should've just kept using his Irish accent but D&D probably wouldn't have let him.

I wish they had a Bobby themed wine bottle

I read somewhere is has to do with Petyr covering up his natural Fingers accents to fit in better at Kings Landing but eventually as more and more coash builds he stops giving a fuck. I know its not what DnD intended and the accent change is just another instance of them not giving a shit but i find the above explanation works fine.

Biggest mistake of the show was changing the night king from an evil looking Anglo menace to a slavshit.

Every single scene with Euron is so fucking bad. I can’t handle it bros

Carice van Houten listed as cast for tonight's episode

imdb.com/title/tt6027912/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

looks like boobie kino is back on the menu boys

she can't resurrect jon snow again, can she?

>tfw playing house fucking forrester
>100 years in as well as 5 characters and still can't become king of the norf
>fucking stark king holds both the norf and the riverlands so can't revolt or he'll tear my asshole to shreds
>ironrath is a garbage province and i still can't fill my fucking levy because it takes 50 years to replenish it
>army got btfo twice by karstark and bolton alliance but i kept all of my land
>can't do shit now and the piece of shit mod runs like shit after 50 years on my toaster
I hate this game.

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He should look like neither. White Walkers are Irish Sidhe's.

She can, but watch her resurrect Davos.

S T A N N I S
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Imagine being Jon Snow in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Daenerys Targaryen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and horrific bogpilled face. I would totally have sex with you, both as my direwolf and as the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Wildling redhead inside some ice cave. Like seriously imagine having to be Jon Snow and not only lay in that bed while Daenerys Targaryen rubs her disgusting body all over you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just lie there, thrust after thrust, moan after moan, while she perfected that fuck. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking groaning but her haughty attitude as Tyrion behind the door tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DAENERYS TARGARYEN FUCKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one who has to lay there and watch her fucking albino face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wildling redheads and Winterfell whores for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in The Wall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get lay there and revel in her "dragonesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to attain with Missandei in the previous months. And then she calls for you to thrust again, and you know you could kill every single person on the ship before the Unsullied could put you down, but you lay there and endure, because you're fucking Aegon Targaryen. You're not going to lose your future rule on the Iron Throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Incest is literally the purest form of love there is. I wish I had a sister I could fuck. I know I'm not the only one.

LEAKS ARE OUT FELLAS

Yeah they should have got Shane McGowan to play him

where cunt

So is Night King

this

she needs the blood of a king for her "stronger" magic

Oh it's you again :)

He won't marry you, you know? He doesn't care about fanboys like you. He is a Brit and Brits have self irony. They can laugh about themselves and don't need anyone to defend them if they are attacked about their looks

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Melly was the burnt girl calling it.

lmfao what a cucklet

EPISODE LEAKED, NO LINK YET

Yep. Dadvos's look that he gave her wasn't "Holy fuck she reminds me of Shireen and now I'm all choked up", it was "There's something fucky about her". Mel disguised herself so Jon wouldn't have her executed.

>They can laugh about themselves
>what is a coping mechanism

go fuck yourself 線リ飲

water

Yeah, I bet he is totally devastated when people joke about his height. I bet he has suicidal thoughts 24/7.
He is beautiful, from a good house, has a good education and is insanely successful, but he isn't a lanky git. How can he sleep at night?

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Im piss myself

>t. 6'2" dicklet

GIVE ME THE TORRENT BEFORE I PISSSS MESELF

The kids face was 'kissed by fire' which is a clue. And Mel can't exactly just rock up out of nowhere that the dead have already arrived. It's likely we've already seen her.

And it's in Mels nature to be a bit of a dick. Glamour herself to clearly resemble the child she murdered and strike up a conversation with the man who loved said kid the most.

100% calling it.

HEY DON"T SHOOT THE MESSENGER, I'M JUST AS PISSED AS YOU ARE!

Why leak useless episode 2 and not episode 3 where actual things are happening? Come the fuck on leakers..

Where were you when you realised Gendry is going to be legitimised as a Baratheon and have a babby with Arya?

Prince Eddard Robert Baratheon, top shagger of the Norf

I swear to god if D&D pull that Golden Company popping up out of nowhere so the Nights King can get more bodies........

i don't understand why you'd feel superiority over something that is completely out of your control

before you try to meme me, i'm 197cm and wish i was shorter

Also rate my shit.
>tfw karstarks just lost half their lands due to succession, making me the strongest vassal in the north
>boltons got btfo by someone
>riverlands still have strong bois who will fuck my shit up if i try to become king in the norf
>absolutely all of my vassals are kinsmen so game over is basically impossible
>still stuck because levy takes 10000 years to replenish

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No Gendry will die and Arya will be pregnant, she will have the baby and it will be legitimised as a Stark

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Fucking zoomers there will be no link of this episode

Kid will be called Roddert

victarion will sail into winterfell and save the day.

No shit he can laugh at himself, that's why I'm making the joke

God imagine being this fucking sensitive towards banter

It's landlocked retard nigger

It couldn't be legitimised as a Stark.
The last name is ALWAYS of the father.
If that bastard were to be legitimised, he would be a Baratheon and so will the bastard of him and Arya be.

>baratheon/lannister flag was kino
>baratheon/stark won't be kino
Shit.

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This and Stannis are the two worst butcherings in the whole show

every arya scene after season 4 (when she sets sail for braavos) is utterly meaningless and she should have been cut from the show

in their defense it'd be hard to fit the Glover-Manderly plot into the show at that point in the story

>roddert

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There didnt need to be a big conspiracy but they shouldve at least been loyal and not fair weather friends like glover

A bastard or trueborn child can take the name of their mother’s family if the mother’s family was wiped out. See Harry the Heir

I was aiming at Brits in general. With those looks you better be able to laugh about yourself

Bastards have a regional last name based on the environment lad, hence Snow, Sand etc. So the baby will be legitimised as a joining of stark and Baratheon

tfw no leak

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No. If they followed the books they would not have had any of the impasses they encounter all the time. The books are at this point literally shorter and more straight lined than the show.

Inb4 Sansa never marries and is essentially a GoT queen Victoria

No.

I mean I can kinda understand why there weren't 20 episodes of Brienne wandering around the Riverlands

so then make 20 episodes of them wandering around aimlessly somewhere else, same as all the other characters?

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that would make the most sense if you think about her marital history

arya and sansa definitely aren't marriage material

Nebbert

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Moner gives me a boner

>Jorah and/or Theon/Brienne will be the big death tonight

Meh, the stakes don't even feel high yet.

already leaked
we're just waiting for a link

can you shut the fuck up?
you realize no one here works at hbo, reads the posts and thinks "i might just leak it if user asks me hard enough"
being an autistic sperg won't make it leak

Was getting caught part of his plan?

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GET FUCKED IT ALREADY LEAKED

Why wasn't Jon named Jaehaerys?
It fits better than Aegon for like a million reasons.

To think of it, how will House Stark even create a new heir?
>Brandon branch is dead
>Lyanna branch embedded in Jon who will surely die
>Benjen branch without heirs
>Eddard branch won't have children: Robb and Rickon dead, Bran cripple, Arya and Sansa unmarriable and Arya probably dying in combat sometime

Did the Freys, dare I say it, win?

soon

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YOUR ASS IS LEAKING

Any links to a Livestream since it obviously isn't leaking?

back to freefuck with you, autist

who dies faggot?

Based retard

Spoonfeed me: what exactly is the 'iron price?'

We're in here lol

But is Bran's panis crippled?

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**GIB MORE LANCEL**

>Sansa unmarriable
Someone will probably marry her, despite everything

Ya, i dont do anything below 1080p sweety, im a sizequeen discord tranny

Can’t stand that hair tho

Pleb

shit taste

Seriously?

...

Does anyone else gamble on GoT? My wife and I split the remaining cast into 2 teams before S07 and have bets running on survivors, kills on the other team, and last character to control the iron throne.

It's really nice to touch, plus they use a ton of cosmetic products, conditioners and whatnot, which makes it smell really good.

Fake and gay this is from Resident Evil