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Welcome to the bizarro-/GoT/ thread, where everything is slightly off.

First for Azor Samwell reborn

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Mario Naharis

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reposting for everyone
Here's what happens:
>battle is 10/10 visually
>sansa almost dies but is saved by theon who dies while helping her
>Tyrion goes to the crypt, telling people they should run away trough the tunnels
>when they are running away a white walker stops them, kills Gilly. Tyrion then kills the white walker and takes little sam

GIVE ME THE LEAKS PLIZ

Azor Jaime

POST THE DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Before anyone asks

THERE ARE NO LEAKS YET!

STOP ASKING FOR IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES

What is her problem
FUCK OFF reddit

Leak here

mega.nz/#F!6n4ygC5Z!EC5_8hXzODIqBkCYs2RLdQ

Sent ;)

>they realize they aren't going to win and the army starts to retreat, most people get seperated.
>Sam is alone, sprinting as fast as he can
>obviously he isn't very fast so people and wights catch up and sam sees a lot of people dying
>eventually he sees Gilly who is now a wight
>sam looks like he's giving up and just waits for death
>Dany and drogo save him by burning gilly
>she extands a hand to sam and after giving her a pained look, he accepts it
>dany somehow manages to pull him up and they fly away
Biggest problem for me here was dany being strong enough to lift sam kek

THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT!!! Finally thanks bro

Does anyone know a place where the episode will be streamed? I'll be a good user

I unironically have to laugh every time I see this. Thanks to whoever made this.

can somebody confirm this

Its Maario Naharis, friend

It's porn

k tanks
Mario naharis fren

holy shit i love emilia

Based thank you user watching it now

I LOVE HOW HBO HAS KEPT IT UNDER WRAPS

>inb4 b-but w-w-we got the ep 2 hours early last week

lmao

Fine by me

>she extands a hand to sam and after giving her a pained look, he accepts it

just might be real considering the scene in ep 1

Indiabro here, battle has yet to begin. Switching between preparations, Euron, Cersei in KL and Volantis. No NK yet. Dany and Jon having tense moments. Bronn traveling with Golden Company but it's not known where yet. Varys and Tyrion plotting. Brb.

I NEED SNEK
WHERE IS SNEK

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BASED INDIABRO!!

Porn

How tf does one check dms on Yea Forums

Chon pass

just click on the x in the top right corner of you screen

>newfags from reddit

20$ one?

I feel as if one of them is a genuine bro while the other is a genuine dicksucker. But who?

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I just sent you one. Check your notifications

try putting your phone in the microwave

snek got mogged by best snek

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Jesus user, read the FAQ

Ye

>not even thick asian

Azor Basedboy

Yea Forums.org/user/messages

Fucking newfags

>When Dany gets killed this season

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thanks for the bro who posted the leak, quality is actually good for once

Gods I hate her

whos ready for lyanna mormont to kill 3 white walkers while quipping?

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>WOW WE ARE GONNA SEE THE EPISODE AN HOUR EARLY AMAZING THANKS BASED LEAKBROS

Ready for EDO TENSEI next episode?

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There is no link you idiots.

Sauce pls

hello HBO shill

/r/ing littlefinger spurdo sparde
:DDDD

you know the one

They are both so fucking hot

David looks like a former chad fuckboy

lmao someone put it up on empornium

empornium.me/torrents.php?id=556325

What was Margery's long con? Did she even have one? She seemed the most like a character that wants to just be a nice bride but i cant tell if that was legit or she was playing everyone somehow.

also dorme is a cute

delete system 32

I accepted the fact that most likely there will be no leak tonight

can I at least get a (you)

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>[LadyboyGold] Numing - Flower Dress Big Pop Messy Bareback 4k [1080p][ipad]
what did he mean by this?

She's faking it. She just wants to be queen but is wary of Cersei.

>113647439
no

It's on >>>r/eddit

SNEED DIES

Who is sneed in got?

I vote edd

Yes

brainlet

retard

I don't want to die without ever reaching the trove of empornium one day.

brainlet

any modifications I should make to my death pool before I submit it?

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Grey Worm

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>grey worm lives
user...

tyrion wont live
his death will be the OMG EPIC SURPRISE of the season

Jaime, either dany or jon, theon, tormund, grey worm, and ghost all die

>60 synonyms for bj
What in the god damn?

take it and fuck off

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Gosh, I HOPE Missandei dies. I don't mind Dany, but all this fanboying ofx her followers drives me nuts.

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AMERICANS HAVE 6HRS EARLIER TIME WHY YALL NOT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IN EP3 ALREADY???????

Whore pls go

Littlefinger is still alive

Are implying burgers are capable of time travel??

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Oh ok, that makes sense.

>blowjow
>blowjpb
even pornbay isn't this shit

Volantis??

both jon and dany die

indiabro just confirmed sansa is going to be the night queen and that night king can't be destroyed. also, NO battle tonight. I repeat NO battle.

How would a pajeet know?

based

BASED

Just imagine Jon plunging his sword into Mad Dany, and then killing Sansa and the Night King with Lightbringer.

>fellacio
>lowjob
>blowbob

kino

Thread theme

youtu.be/u0ck7zvE5Kc

So is Jon a top tier fighter now?

/got/!

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hi redd1t

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>NO battle tonight. I repeat NO battle.
Sure, they hired Sapochnik to direct this and episode 5, but no battles/set pieces in those eps, no sir

Tidy.

How were the kingdoms united prior to Aegon the Conquerer?

they weren't

They weren't Satan.
They were independent Kingdoms.

If he dies, we riot

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what Royce?
you care about Royce?
Well I see your point
He's a human being
Any death of a man is horrid
Thank you user

Him and Davos are the absolute worst. What motivates them?

Plz no headcanon

>azor jorah dies
user i...

Important poll
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in show yeah

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>tyrion and varys plotting to depose dany and put jon on iron throne
>volantis sending enormous army to kings landing
>bronn traveling undercover with golden company
>cersei decides to marry euron
>bran has full green sight and sees the future now with the help of old 3 eyed raven
>they go to night kings castle area and see a wight sansa sitting on an ice throne with a walker child.
>battle starts in the last minute and starts INSIDE winterfell crypts with dead animating from the crypts.

gib me link?

Holy fucking based, never stop!

will cleganebowl be episode 4 or 5

This is absolutely retarded. Just stop.

braid snek >>>>>>>> hairlet snek

>That time the user from Spain got the episode early and fucked up so bad he got deleted from the internet

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Davos is cool, wtf you on about. Nice guy. Honorable. Doesn't complain.

mate you gay or baka?

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>"ah did wahn yoo not ta trust meh"

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R.I.P. based ham

this is so bootiful

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>bran has vision of the jews from mereen as shapeshifting lizard people with a base on the moon where they teleport kids from fleabottom for sexual purposes

unironically fucking kill yourselves.

My god she is ugly as FUCK

literal fucking goblin, britbong genes are something else

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>no meera
I can't pick a single person on that list they're all so shit

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her family is french

No, that's too intricate of a plot for the show.

What was going through her head at this moment?

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>sneed

Has it leaked yet?

Cersei is going to fuck and marry the night king, so she can remain queen. Screenshot this!

Refresh my memory what scene is this?

triggered some more subhuman brit trash

feels fucking good

The rape, Sansa. It was beautiful.

Faggots leak out already.

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I saw a trailer today related to HBO content, it appears as if jaime is on the wall of winterfell covered in bruises without brienne, R I P giant woman

Davos is motivated by trying to get an honorable man on the Iron Throne. He says it all the time it's why he supported Stannis and now Jon.

THOUGHTS?????

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She's a known slag and she loved she scene so..

>God I wish he was black.

She was probably working through why she liked being raped so much as all women do

Where is his chin?

bizarre obsession

retard

>Pod is a literal Chad irl

based fucking Pod

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Hotstar has the episode up bros!!!!! Any anons in India can watch. Sorry non-poos.

charming!!

>pixellated

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tfw Jamie will definitely survive tonight's events

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retard. The clip of the Maesters says Lodos will destroy Aegon the Conqueror, a specific person with the name of Aegon, so Jon doesn't fit the description

youtu.be/FibAyg3vO9A?t=152

Parjeet this side and I can confirm there's nothing on hotstar

If only he were taller.

>If only he were taller.
Women don't care if you are tall, it really comes down to the size of your penis. They would marry a 5' guy if he had an 8" penis.

no retard, euron claiming to be drowned god, jon snow aka aegon targareon (who has conquored lands) it does match the prophecy, alhough i cant see it happening personally

I miss the time when Darkstar was a thing here.

6 hours...

manlet cope

youtube.com/watch?v=cFoCt1PxPCs&feature=youtu.be

bros did this guy figure out the ending ?

where's the wildfire when you need it the most amirite

After they escape the battle they are going to Deepwood Motte and meeting up with Lord Glovers forces, than taking ships to Pyke.
This will set up tension between Lord Glover and Yara, since Yara occupied Deepwood Motte during the war of five kigns, but Lord Glover will realize he has to overcome this in order to survive.

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>it really comes down to the size of your penis
nah mate, its much more to do with the size of your wallet

He is of the night.
Darkstar is the Night King confirmed

She is our sexy little goblin.

yeah i bet that scene was written before euron was established as shitty a villian as he was expecting they would have another joeffry/ramsay to be final big baddie

The reason the Glovers are not in this season is because they couldn't secure the actor, they won't be on screen.

Who will win the Battle of Ice (in the books)?

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no one
because the books won't come out

would be rideicoulus if he came back.

>britbong genes
>literal fucking goblin
want to explain this muttttt????????????????

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Based and truthpilled.

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has the episode leaked yet?

Boys
Give it to me straight, has the episode leaked or am I gonna have to watch it tomorrow morning

you obviously havent read the books, euron is the penultimate "villian", euron was never a shitty villian, he was always the worst of the worst, they toned him right down for the series

in around 6 hours it will be leaked

>has the episode leaked
yes see

>tywin gives me a castle
>surrounded by riverlanders
t-thanks tywin

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so far no leaks

Big props to the leaker H BOGO

Wait..are you arguing that person is a food looking girl? I'd leave it at person tbqh

looks more human than the brits on the show at least lol

mutt cope

based swarthy retard

If dubs Jaime dies

im not sure i can properly argue that person is a person

errr no, shes named goblina for a reason

Quads of truth

Can't wait till they show his return and he slits Arya's throat

Normies will cry blood

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if dubs Jamie Ahai

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A goblin saunters out of the bushes with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

She says, “Time to get fucked, stud.”

if dubs sneed

even that mutt is genuinely 5x more attractive than dogshit like Arya

man you really cannot call Bongs white, even Slavs are far more white than they are

Death predictions boys?
I'm thinking Tyrion, Big Ginger guy, and Bran at the least.

Kek

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bizarre obsession, did a brit fuck your gf or something

>kills dany
>kills sansa
litteraly /ourguy/

If dubs Chuck

stay mad

...

>the only people who could possibly find br*ts unattractive are americans
Spoiler alert but, most of europe thinks you're the laughing stock of world, on par or even more so than am*rica. At least they have some form of power over the world, despite merchant minorities having a deep grasp over them.

Tyrion, bear loli, Theon, Tormund, Brienne, Edd, Gilly, and Bran.

lmao

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link to leak?

Tyrion and Bran aren't going anywhere until the last episode.

Thormund, Beric, Pod are dead for sure. Likely Brienne, Jorah, Theon and Lyanna too. Maybe Jaime.

you may want to consider re-rolling all day till you get it because.. yeah

so it's an inferiority complex?

What game & mod?

get

If dubs Israel gets the throne

Just casually drinking wine and laughing with the dude who literally burned his children alive with wildfire

No way Jaime dies now, he is going to see Cersei one more time but be against her with his brother now dead.

GoT mod when?

roll

sorry i phrased that wrong i meant the dabids thought they would be able to write him as a great villain like he is in the books but now show euron is so shitty i don't think they'd let him kill jon

Game is mount and blade: warband, there are 2 game of thrones mods both of which are really good.

There is "A World of Ice and Fire" and "A Clash of Kings". I personally prefer "A Clash of Kings".

israel already has the throne

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>Me waiting for leaks

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BASED

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Checked

It's over goyims!
We have the Heights ground!

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if singles ep3 will leak before 9pm est

slavs are more white than mutts anyway. so not sure why this comparison

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cute kot, can't believe subhuman strayans want to kill these.

>tries to be clever but can't even into basic reading comprehension
surreal

>Clash of Kings
I love that mod, also love that companion I got, "Caul" I believe.

first post BASED post! incredible! never die maarioposter!

I've only been playing a world of ice and fire, is CoK better?

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what pizza should i order boys?

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Meat lovers. You faggot.

Is there a big difference between those two mods?

Jaime will kill the night king.

Remember his nickname Kingslayer
Remember the journal in Kings Landing kept for recording the achievements of each Kingsguard knight and how it mentions Jaime is the kingslayer for killing the mad king.
This will be the completion of Jaime redemption arc.
The kingslayer will stay the night king and no one else.

Hawaiian pizza.

And now I want a pizza.

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Canadian

>white CIS male beating an even white CISer male
Lol, keep up with the times, bro. No man can kill the Night King. A woman, however...

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FUCK

never get tired of this

he went to Dartmouth and was in a frat and is a jew so he definitely drank semen, feces, and bud light as part of initiation into masonry.

i dont know any of the pizza names i only know that i like ones with lots of peppers and meat on
so get one with peppers and meat

Come on third world shitholes. Leak the episode already.

papa john's; grilled chicken, black olives, mushrooms, onion, pineapple, banana peppers/jalapeno

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Its written on the fucking walls. There's no other possible outcome

Bacon Chicken ranch

Trust me user, its heaven

If this happens the sjws will reee cuz of white male

If it doesn't the whole series is utter garbage

You're fatter than Sam

That would be too obvious and Kino for this shit show.

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That’s called a hot Carl.

God damn it Satan you son of a bitch

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What time is it out at? 6PM PST right?

i can't believe they gave this fat porkchop looking midget a career just because she showed her ass and titties

Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni and fries

yikes

>cannot call Bongs white
>even that mutt is genuinely 5x more attractive than dogshit like Arya
you livvin in denial mutt

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I can't suspend my disbelief.
I could punch Nikolaj in the face and receieve a punch back.
If I punched Maise in the face I'd break her neck.

the weird thing is I am about 50-60 lbs overweight but its literally impossible to tell

officially yes, more than likely it will get leaked here in a few hours.

This is perfect.

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YYEEEEAAAAA NIGGGAAAA

I'm sorry user I'm having a shitty day eat your pizza however you like. Only Trump can judge you.

How about forgetting the login and having your account deleted. Feels bad man.

if the kingslayer doesnt kill the night king im quitting this trash

have faith brother

Was getting caught a part of his plan?

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Anyone else happy that the NK dies and the WW plot is resolved tonight? I don't like that the show basically became LIVING VS DEAD the last 2 seasons and the political intrigue took a backseat.

With 3 episodes left, there's way more interesting shit to resolve. I want Littlefinger to come back and stir shit up.

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because they're feral, dipshit

how the fuck did we get a fucking arya sex scene instead of a shansha sex scene

>NO battle
Its already been confirmed before it started airing that it was going to be the longest battle on screen

fuck off cunt your species is responsible for all the destruction.

...

Of corushh

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shansha didn't want to show her boopies

He ate it

only if there are many deaths and this whole thing meant something

Well congratulations, you've gotten yourself killed.
Now whats the next step of your master plan

Wrong, Sophie wanted a nude scene but D&D refused

because the only way we were getting a sansa sex scene would be with theon, and... that could be a problem

that would be kino as fuck

For such a massive irl slut she's very modest on a tv show famous for its sex scenes.
Doesn't make much sense to me.

He obviously isn't dead.

Pineapple and olives is the GOAT combo
Sweet and salty, varied textures, for some reason enrages normies which is always funny, nice colors

All around top tier pizza pie

The political intrigue has been gone since season 4 and will stay gone because that’s when Martin left to work on Winds. Dan and David are not smart enough to write that. In fact I believe Dan and David wrote the rest of the episodes so we are in for straight trash for retards. Buckle up.

thats... not even close to true
stop acting like sophie is this uge slut so you can jerk off, its fuckin weird

what kind of whore wants a sex scene

Where is the live stream?

stuffed crust pizza hut

LF killed Arya and Shansha when Shansha discovered Arya's masks. He then made masks of them both. He faked his death and is now playing the role of the Ladies of Winterfell. He fucked Gendry to further his plan. He'll kill Jon and take his face and sit the Iron Throne.

She's a massive slut.

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>tfw gonna have to await until 7pm gmt to watch this shit
fuck

>Anglos calling Americans mystery meat goblins

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>being in a sex scene makes you a slut
have sex

That's too good for D&D and you know it.

she also looks like Boy George

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The weapon to surpass sneed.

Crashing this castle...

WITH NO SHURVIOVORS

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question mark emoji
It's 10pm GMT right now

how long? this is the first time i've watched live

Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be.

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Most Americans are Anglos, well the Southerners at least

Me mates birthday is today and I wanted to get this shit out of the way

dude you've been larping in these threads for hours trying to do this

Played Ice and Fire for abit, but out of the two I certainly prefer CoK.

He probably has to go to sleep for work and can't stay up to meme'o'clock.

No I've not, first time I've posted a picture of Sophie. I'm just disagreeing with the notion that she ISN'T a slut, it's clear she is.

Hiring a faceless man to kill arya

>In S1E1, Robert touches Ned, Catlyn, Robb and Rickon.
>They all died
Was this intentional? Rickon isn't even dead in the books, how could they know he'd die in the series?

Nigger-faggot.

Not gonna happen. D&D are too dumb for that.

Heh, that reminds me....
youtube.com/watch?v=D8tPiOaxn2E

Kino

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...

Actresses sometimes like to play the opposite of their real sex lives.
It's like how Eva Green gets her tits out all the time but irl is a recluse who reluctantly lets Tim Burton stick his arthritic dick in her for Helena Bonhem Carter's old roles.

...

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It’s really not a problem. He can still do things to her without a penis like that gymnastics doctor who played with 250 assholes and pussy.

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T-that doesnt happen

>Jame had a total mental and physical breakdown while floating in the water in the bath with Breinne, just like the first sword that broke in the Azor Ahai prophecy

>In Season 7 Jaime abandons his sister and sides with Jon and Danerys. The Lannister House crest is a lion, so it’s like he’s stabbing a lion in the heart. Second part of the Azor Ahai prophecy

>Season 8 Brienne will die and as the sword is pulled it by Jaime it will be aflame

ITS HAPPENING BOYS

broooo that nigga played so much with the asshole he got the girls sick from pink eye or some shit like that.

It does by definition

I miss when the show was good and I would stay up until 3am to watch a livestream of it with you guys
Now if I stayed up I'd be sleepy at work instead of at class, and the show sucks anyway so it's not even worth it

Anyway, good night my dudes I'll be here to shit on it tomorrow evening with you

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Retard the prophet's name is lodos and hes predicting the drowned god will destroy aegon the conqueror.