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First for Azor Samwell reborn
Welcome to the bizarro-/GoT/ thread, where everything is slightly off.
First for Azor Samwell reborn
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Mario Naharis
reposting for everyone
Here's what happens:
>battle is 10/10 visually
>sansa almost dies but is saved by theon who dies while helping her
>Tyrion goes to the crypt, telling people they should run away trough the tunnels
>when they are running away a white walker stops them, kills Gilly. Tyrion then kills the white walker and takes little sam
GIVE ME THE LEAKS PLIZ
Azor Jaime
POST THE DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Before anyone asks
THERE ARE NO LEAKS YET!
STOP ASKING FOR IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES
What is her problem
FUCK OFF reddit
Sent ;)
>they realize they aren't going to win and the army starts to retreat, most people get seperated.
>Sam is alone, sprinting as fast as he can
>obviously he isn't very fast so people and wights catch up and sam sees a lot of people dying
>eventually he sees Gilly who is now a wight
>sam looks like he's giving up and just waits for death
>Dany and drogo save him by burning gilly
>she extands a hand to sam and after giving her a pained look, he accepts it
>dany somehow manages to pull him up and they fly away
Biggest problem for me here was dany being strong enough to lift sam kek
THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT!!! Finally thanks bro
Does anyone know a place where the episode will be streamed? I'll be a good user
I unironically have to laugh every time I see this. Thanks to whoever made this.
can somebody confirm this
Its Maario Naharis, friend
It's porn
k tanks
Mario naharis fren
holy shit i love emilia
Based thank you user watching it now
I LOVE HOW HBO HAS KEPT IT UNDER WRAPS
>inb4 b-but w-w-we got the ep 2 hours early last week
lmao
Fine by me
>she extands a hand to sam and after giving her a pained look, he accepts it
just might be real considering the scene in ep 1
Indiabro here, battle has yet to begin. Switching between preparations, Euron, Cersei in KL and Volantis. No NK yet. Dany and Jon having tense moments. Bronn traveling with Golden Company but it's not known where yet. Varys and Tyrion plotting. Brb.
I NEED SNEK
WHERE IS SNEK
BASED INDIABRO!!
Porn
How tf does one check dms on Yea Forums
Chon pass
just click on the x in the top right corner of you screen
>newfags from reddit
20$ one?
I feel as if one of them is a genuine bro while the other is a genuine dicksucker. But who?
I just sent you one. Check your notifications
try putting your phone in the microwave
snek got mogged by best snek
Jesus user, read the FAQ
Ye
>not even thick asian
Azor Basedboy
Yea Forums.org/user/messages
Fucking newfags
>When Dany gets killed this season
thanks for the bro who posted the leak, quality is actually good for once
Gods I hate her
whos ready for lyanna mormont to kill 3 white walkers while quipping?
>WOW WE ARE GONNA SEE THE EPISODE AN HOUR EARLY AMAZING THANKS BASED LEAKBROS
Ready for EDO TENSEI next episode?
There is no link you idiots.
Sauce pls
hello HBO shill
/r/ing littlefinger spurdo sparde
:DDDD
you know the one
They are both so fucking hot
David looks like a former chad fuckboy
lmao someone put it up on empornium
What was Margery's long con? Did she even have one? She seemed the most like a character that wants to just be a nice bride but i cant tell if that was legit or she was playing everyone somehow.
also dorme is a cute
delete system 32
I accepted the fact that most likely there will be no leak tonight
can I at least get a (you)
>[LadyboyGold] Numing - Flower Dress Big Pop Messy Bareback 4k [1080p][ipad]
what did he mean by this?
She's faking it. She just wants to be queen but is wary of Cersei.
>113647439
no
It's on >>>r/eddit
SNEED DIES
Who is sneed in got?
I vote edd
Yes
brainlet
retard
I don't want to die without ever reaching the trove of empornium one day.
brainlet
any modifications I should make to my death pool before I submit it?
Grey Worm
>grey worm lives
user...
tyrion wont live
his death will be the OMG EPIC SURPRISE of the season
Jaime, either dany or jon, theon, tormund, grey worm, and ghost all die
>60 synonyms for bj
What in the god damn?
take it and fuck off
Gosh, I HOPE Missandei dies. I don't mind Dany, but all this fanboying ofx her followers drives me nuts.
AMERICANS HAVE 6HRS EARLIER TIME WHY YALL NOT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IN EP3 ALREADY???????
Whore pls go
Littlefinger is still alive
Are implying burgers are capable of time travel??
Oh ok, that makes sense.
>blowjow
>blowjpb
even pornbay isn't this shit
Volantis??
both jon and dany die
indiabro just confirmed sansa is going to be the night queen and that night king can't be destroyed. also, NO battle tonight. I repeat NO battle.
How would a pajeet know?
based
BASED
Just imagine Jon plunging his sword into Mad Dany, and then killing Sansa and the Night King with Lightbringer.
>fellacio
>lowjob
>blowbob
kino
Thread theme
So is Jon a top tier fighter now?
/got/!
hi redd1t
>NO battle tonight. I repeat NO battle.
Sure, they hired Sapochnik to direct this and episode 5, but no battles/set pieces in those eps, no sir
Tidy.
How were the kingdoms united prior to Aegon the Conquerer?
they weren't
They weren't Satan.
They were independent Kingdoms.
If he dies, we riot
what Royce?
you care about Royce?
Well I see your point
He's a human being
Any death of a man is horrid
Thank you user
Him and Davos are the absolute worst. What motivates them?
Plz no headcanon
>azor jorah dies
user i...
Important poll
strawpoll.me
in show yeah
>tyrion and varys plotting to depose dany and put jon on iron throne
>volantis sending enormous army to kings landing
>bronn traveling undercover with golden company
>cersei decides to marry euron
>bran has full green sight and sees the future now with the help of old 3 eyed raven
>they go to night kings castle area and see a wight sansa sitting on an ice throne with a walker child.
>battle starts in the last minute and starts INSIDE winterfell crypts with dead animating from the crypts.
gib me link?
Holy fucking based, never stop!
will cleganebowl be episode 4 or 5
This is absolutely retarded. Just stop.
braid snek >>>>>>>> hairlet snek
>That time the user from Spain got the episode early and fucked up so bad he got deleted from the internet
Davos is cool, wtf you on about. Nice guy. Honorable. Doesn't complain.
mate you gay or baka?
>"ah did wahn yoo not ta trust meh"
R.I.P. based ham
this is so bootiful
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT POLL
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>bran has vision of the jews from mereen as shapeshifting lizard people with a base on the moon where they teleport kids from fleabottom for sexual purposes
unironically fucking kill yourselves.
My god she is ugly as FUCK
literal fucking goblin, britbong genes are something else
>no meera
I can't pick a single person on that list they're all so shit
her family is french
No, that's too intricate of a plot for the show.
What was going through her head at this moment?
>sneed
Has it leaked yet?
Cersei is going to fuck and marry the night king, so she can remain queen. Screenshot this!
Refresh my memory what scene is this?
triggered some more subhuman brit trash
feels fucking good
The rape, Sansa. It was beautiful.
Faggots leak out already.
I saw a trailer today related to HBO content, it appears as if jaime is on the wall of winterfell covered in bruises without brienne, R I P giant woman
Davos is motivated by trying to get an honorable man on the Iron Throne. He says it all the time it's why he supported Stannis and now Jon.
THOUGHTS?????
She's a known slag and she loved she scene so..
>God I wish he was black.
She was probably working through why she liked being raped so much as all women do
Where is his chin?
bizarre obsession
retard
>Pod is a literal Chad irl
based fucking Pod
Hotstar has the episode up bros!!!!! Any anons in India can watch. Sorry non-poos.
charming!!
>pixellated
tfw Jamie will definitely survive tonight's events
retard. The clip of the Maesters says Lodos will destroy Aegon the Conqueror, a specific person with the name of Aegon, so Jon doesn't fit the description
Parjeet this side and I can confirm there's nothing on hotstar
If only he were taller.
>If only he were taller.
Women don't care if you are tall, it really comes down to the size of your penis. They would marry a 5' guy if he had an 8" penis.
no retard, euron claiming to be drowned god, jon snow aka aegon targareon (who has conquored lands) it does match the prophecy, alhough i cant see it happening personally
I miss the time when Darkstar was a thing here.
6 hours...
manlet cope
youtube.com
bros did this guy figure out the ending ?
where's the wildfire when you need it the most amirite
After they escape the battle they are going to Deepwood Motte and meeting up with Lord Glovers forces, than taking ships to Pyke.
This will set up tension between Lord Glover and Yara, since Yara occupied Deepwood Motte during the war of five kigns, but Lord Glover will realize he has to overcome this in order to survive.
>it really comes down to the size of your penis
nah mate, its much more to do with the size of your wallet
He is of the night.
Darkstar is the Night King confirmed
She is our sexy little goblin.
yeah i bet that scene was written before euron was established as shitty a villian as he was expecting they would have another joeffry/ramsay to be final big baddie
The reason the Glovers are not in this season is because they couldn't secure the actor, they won't be on screen.
Who will win the Battle of Ice (in the books)?
no one
because the books won't come out
would be rideicoulus if he came back.
>britbong genes
>literal fucking goblin
want to explain this muttttt????????????????
Based and truthpilled.
has the episode leaked yet?
Boys
Give it to me straight, has the episode leaked or am I gonna have to watch it tomorrow morning
you obviously havent read the books, euron is the penultimate "villian", euron was never a shitty villian, he was always the worst of the worst, they toned him right down for the series
in around 6 hours it will be leaked
>has the episode leaked
yes see
>tywin gives me a castle
>surrounded by riverlanders
t-thanks tywin
so far no leaks
Big props to the leaker H BOGO
Wait..are you arguing that person is a food looking girl? I'd leave it at person tbqh
looks more human than the brits on the show at least lol
mutt cope
based swarthy retard
If dubs Jaime dies
im not sure i can properly argue that person is a person
errr no, shes named goblina for a reason
Quads of truth
Can't wait till they show his return and he slits Arya's throat
Normies will cry blood
if dubs Jamie Ahai
A goblin saunters out of the bushes with a dangerous glint in her eyes.
She says, “Time to get fucked, stud.”
if dubs sneed
even that mutt is genuinely 5x more attractive than dogshit like Arya
man you really cannot call Bongs white, even Slavs are far more white than they are
Death predictions boys?
I'm thinking Tyrion, Big Ginger guy, and Bran at the least.
Kek
bizarre obsession, did a brit fuck your gf or something
>kills dany
>kills sansa
litteraly /ourguy/
If dubs Chuck
stay mad
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>the only people who could possibly find br*ts unattractive are americans
Spoiler alert but, most of europe thinks you're the laughing stock of world, on par or even more so than am*rica. At least they have some form of power over the world, despite merchant minorities having a deep grasp over them.
Tyrion, bear loli, Theon, Tormund, Brienne, Edd, Gilly, and Bran.
lmao
link to leak?
Tyrion and Bran aren't going anywhere until the last episode.
Thormund, Beric, Pod are dead for sure. Likely Brienne, Jorah, Theon and Lyanna too. Maybe Jaime.
you may want to consider re-rolling all day till you get it because.. yeah
so it's an inferiority complex?
What game & mod?
get
If dubs Israel gets the throne
Just casually drinking wine and laughing with the dude who literally burned his children alive with wildfire
No way Jaime dies now, he is going to see Cersei one more time but be against her with his brother now dead.
GoT mod when?
roll
sorry i phrased that wrong i meant the dabids thought they would be able to write him as a great villain like he is in the books but now show euron is so shitty i don't think they'd let him kill jon
Game is mount and blade: warband, there are 2 game of thrones mods both of which are really good.
There is "A World of Ice and Fire" and "A Clash of Kings". I personally prefer "A Clash of Kings".
israel already has the throne
>Me waiting for leaks
BASED
Checked
It's over goyims!
We have the Heights ground!
if singles ep3 will leak before 9pm est
slavs are more white than mutts anyway. so not sure why this comparison
cute kot, can't believe subhuman strayans want to kill these.
>tries to be clever but can't even into basic reading comprehension
surreal
>Clash of Kings
I love that mod, also love that companion I got, "Caul" I believe.
first post BASED post! incredible! never die maarioposter!
I've only been playing a world of ice and fire, is CoK better?
what pizza should i order boys?
Meat lovers. You faggot.
Is there a big difference between those two mods?
Jaime will kill the night king.
Remember his nickname Kingslayer
Remember the journal in Kings Landing kept for recording the achievements of each Kingsguard knight and how it mentions Jaime is the kingslayer for killing the mad king.
This will be the completion of Jaime redemption arc.
The kingslayer will stay the night king and no one else.
Hawaiian pizza.
And now I want a pizza.
Canadian
>white CIS male beating an even white CISer male
Lol, keep up with the times, bro. No man can kill the Night King. A woman, however...
FUCK
never get tired of this
he went to Dartmouth and was in a frat and is a jew so he definitely drank semen, feces, and bud light as part of initiation into masonry.
i dont know any of the pizza names i only know that i like ones with lots of peppers and meat on
so get one with peppers and meat
Come on third world shitholes. Leak the episode already.
papa john's; grilled chicken, black olives, mushrooms, onion, pineapple, banana peppers/jalapeno
Its written on the fucking walls. There's no other possible outcome
Bacon Chicken ranch
Trust me user, its heaven
If this happens the sjws will reee cuz of white male
If it doesn't the whole series is utter garbage
You're fatter than Sam
That would be too obvious and Kino for this shit show.
That’s called a hot Carl.
God damn it Satan you son of a bitch
What time is it out at? 6PM PST right?
i can't believe they gave this fat porkchop looking midget a career just because she showed her ass and titties
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni and fries
yikes
>cannot call Bongs white
>even that mutt is genuinely 5x more attractive than dogshit like Arya
you livvin in denial mutt
I can't suspend my disbelief.
I could punch Nikolaj in the face and receieve a punch back.
If I punched Maise in the face I'd break her neck.
the weird thing is I am about 50-60 lbs overweight but its literally impossible to tell
officially yes, more than likely it will get leaked here in a few hours.
This is perfect.
YYEEEEAAAAA NIGGGAAAA
I'm sorry user I'm having a shitty day eat your pizza however you like. Only Trump can judge you.
How about forgetting the login and having your account deleted. Feels bad man.
if the kingslayer doesnt kill the night king im quitting this trash
have faith brother
Was getting caught a part of his plan?
Anyone else happy that the NK dies and the WW plot is resolved tonight? I don't like that the show basically became LIVING VS DEAD the last 2 seasons and the political intrigue took a backseat.
With 3 episodes left, there's way more interesting shit to resolve. I want Littlefinger to come back and stir shit up.
because they're feral, dipshit
how the fuck did we get a fucking arya sex scene instead of a shansha sex scene
>NO battle
Its already been confirmed before it started airing that it was going to be the longest battle on screen
fuck off cunt your species is responsible for all the destruction.
...
Of corushh
shansha didn't want to show her boopies
He ate it
only if there are many deaths and this whole thing meant something
Well congratulations, you've gotten yourself killed.
Now whats the next step of your master plan
Wrong, Sophie wanted a nude scene but D&D refused
because the only way we were getting a sansa sex scene would be with theon, and... that could be a problem
that would be kino as fuck
For such a massive irl slut she's very modest on a tv show famous for its sex scenes.
Doesn't make much sense to me.
He obviously isn't dead.
Pineapple and olives is the GOAT combo
Sweet and salty, varied textures, for some reason enrages normies which is always funny, nice colors
All around top tier pizza pie
The political intrigue has been gone since season 4 and will stay gone because that’s when Martin left to work on Winds. Dan and David are not smart enough to write that. In fact I believe Dan and David wrote the rest of the episodes so we are in for straight trash for retards. Buckle up.
thats... not even close to true
stop acting like sophie is this uge slut so you can jerk off, its fuckin weird
what kind of whore wants a sex scene
Where is the live stream?
stuffed crust pizza hut
LF killed Arya and Shansha when Shansha discovered Arya's masks. He then made masks of them both. He faked his death and is now playing the role of the Ladies of Winterfell. He fucked Gendry to further his plan. He'll kill Jon and take his face and sit the Iron Throne.
She's a massive slut.
>tfw gonna have to await until 7pm gmt to watch this shit
fuck
>Anglos calling Americans mystery meat goblins
>being in a sex scene makes you a slut
have sex
That's too good for D&D and you know it.
she also looks like Boy George
The weapon to surpass sneed.
Crashing this castle...
WITH NO SHURVIOVORS
question mark emoji
It's 10pm GMT right now
how long? this is the first time i've watched live
Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be.
Most Americans are Anglos, well the Southerners at least
Me mates birthday is today and I wanted to get this shit out of the way
dude you've been larping in these threads for hours trying to do this
Played Ice and Fire for abit, but out of the two I certainly prefer CoK.
He probably has to go to sleep for work and can't stay up to meme'o'clock.
No I've not, first time I've posted a picture of Sophie. I'm just disagreeing with the notion that she ISN'T a slut, it's clear she is.
Hiring a faceless man to kill arya
>In S1E1, Robert touches Ned, Catlyn, Robb and Rickon.
>They all died
Was this intentional? Rickon isn't even dead in the books, how could they know he'd die in the series?
Nigger-faggot.
Not gonna happen. D&D are too dumb for that.
Heh, that reminds me....
youtube.com
Kino
...
Actresses sometimes like to play the opposite of their real sex lives.
It's like how Eva Green gets her tits out all the time but irl is a recluse who reluctantly lets Tim Burton stick his arthritic dick in her for Helena Bonhem Carter's old roles.
...
It’s really not a problem. He can still do things to her without a penis like that gymnastics doctor who played with 250 assholes and pussy.
T-that doesnt happen
>Jame had a total mental and physical breakdown while floating in the water in the bath with Breinne, just like the first sword that broke in the Azor Ahai prophecy
>In Season 7 Jaime abandons his sister and sides with Jon and Danerys. The Lannister House crest is a lion, so it’s like he’s stabbing a lion in the heart. Second part of the Azor Ahai prophecy
>Season 8 Brienne will die and as the sword is pulled it by Jaime it will be aflame
ITS HAPPENING BOYS
broooo that nigga played so much with the asshole he got the girls sick from pink eye or some shit like that.
It does by definition
I miss when the show was good and I would stay up until 3am to watch a livestream of it with you guys
Now if I stayed up I'd be sleepy at work instead of at class, and the show sucks anyway so it's not even worth it
Anyway, good night my dudes I'll be here to shit on it tomorrow evening with you
Retard the prophet's name is lodos and hes predicting the drowned god will destroy aegon the conqueror.